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waterhog
02-07-2014, 07:57 AM
5 up - 1 must go - who and why ? 02.07.14

5 are in this gang
but it does not have pride
i will tell you who to hang
for a great divide.
my first saviour
may make some spew
from this guy i get a frustrated flavour
but we have more to come from Mathew.
next on my list
to get no wave
Winston is a stay insist
we need this cheeky chappy save.
now onto the negativity
3 leaves me spoilt for choice
all 3 are a liberty
but first to go is Mark and his voice.
Christopher is my next
he is so weak and annoying
this coward gets me vexed
not one contribution am i enjoying.
my third to go is Ash
due to no tangle
this guy is a boredom car crash
no place is BB is a love mangle.
please voters act
keep this BB alight and not dark
its so easy to keep it in tact
on Friday we have to evict Christopher, Ash or Mark.

( i have narrowed the 5 up to the 3 i want to go = ash - mark - christopher but what are you thinking ? love a few reply's to rhyme please. )

CorfuOrBust
02-07-2014, 08:11 AM
Christmas should definitely go
Because he is such a twat
He prances around all day
And that my friend is that

Why does he star jump randomly
He's so desperate for camera time
He makes inappropriate comments
And often crosses over the line

That's why I want him to go
Because he's an utter fool
I cannot watch him when he's on
He is just so not cool for school

rubymoo
02-07-2014, 08:36 AM
My votes will be to evict Ash
Cos he is such a fool
His snidey 'marks
And ego trip
Makes him a complete tool!

karezza
02-07-2014, 08:40 AM
Creepy Mattjew should go
He contributes little to the show.
Keep Ash in!
I'd like him to win.

waterhog
02-07-2014, 08:50 PM
from the 3 i will now pick
corfuorbust that was so real sick.
i really want to thank you
along with second rubymoo.
karezza it was a great read
but longer i must plead.
thank you so much all three
for letting poetry out and to be free.
we should form a band it is a must
me karezza rubymoss with lead singer corfuorbust.

smeagol
02-07-2014, 08:58 PM
mark should go cause he is fake
he slithers around like a dirty snake
he is so annoying and just cant sing
and his always got his tongue up the hoes precious ring
but ash the ***** lovin twat will go
and christmas chris will just laugh at helen with a merry hoe hoe hoe

MB.
02-07-2014, 09:49 PM
I can't do poetry

Cheese