Hey girls, it's YOUR fault Ash stayed, apparently!

[Absorption]

Yes, ladies, you thought that Ash was a sexist, Helen-loving, vacant poser who liked to hang around with his equally unenlightened mate Marlon 'entertaining' us by doing those viewer-friendly things like smoking, drinking, insulting women for not being 'fit' enough, lying in the sun and, er, smoking, drinking and doing other fun things like, erm, smoking and...what was that other thing? Oh yes, smoking...

...but you were wrong! According to those nice people on the telly, you kept him in because you saw him with his chest out and that made you forget in your pretty little fluffy heads that he's an objectionable git.

As Marlon (who knows about what women in the outside world want...you know, someone who has to go and beat up a door because they can't express themselves to a scary panel of five females) said, you just want someone sexy to look at. And that is Ash.

And Marlon.

Phwooarrr. It's enough to make Danielle swallow.

[ruiphillips]

Phwooarrr. It's enough to make Danielle swallow.

....A Winston delight

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[Kazanne]

Yes, ladies, you thought that Ash was a sexist, Helen-loving, vacant poser who liked to hang around with his equally unenlightened mate Marlon 'entertaining' us by doing those viewer-friendly things like smoking, drinking, insulting women for not being 'fit' enough, lying in the sun and, er, smoking, drinking and doing other fun things like, erm, smoking and...what was that other thing? Oh yes, smoking...

...but you were wrong! According to those nice people on the telly, you kept him in because you saw him with his chest out and that made you forget in your pretty little fluffy heads that he's an objectionable git.

As Marlon (who knows about what women in the outside world want...you know, someone who has to go and beat up a door because they can't express themselves to a scary panel of five females) said, you just want someone sexy to look at. And that is Ash.

And Marlon.

Phwooarrr. It's enough to make Danielle swallow.

They talk a load of bollox,I don't fancy him at all,I didn't vote,but glad he stayed though,just to piss Ashleigh off

[icecakes]

Load of bollox,I don't fancy him at all,I didn't vote,but glad he stayed though,just to piss Ashleigh off

Same here,it was great seeing her face crumble,best laid plans and all that Ha Ha

[kefln]

Yes, ladies, you thought that Ash was a sexist, Helen-loving, vacant poser who liked to hang around with his equally unenlightened mate Marlon 'entertaining' us by doing those viewer-friendly things like smoking, drinking, insulting women for not being 'fit' enough, lying in the sun and, er, smoking, drinking and doing other fun things like, erm, smoking and...what was that other thing? Oh yes, smoking...

...but you were wrong! According to those nice people on the telly, you kept him in because you saw him with his chest out and that made you forget in your pretty little fluffy heads that he's an objectionable git.

As Marlon (who knows about what women in the outside world want...you know, someone who has to go and beat up a door because they can't express themselves to a scary panel of five females) said, you just want someone sexy to look at. And that is Ash.

And Marlon.

Phwooarrr. It's enough to make Danielle swallow.
Ash "lying in the sun and, er, smoking, drinking and doing other fun things like, erm, smoking and...what was that other thing? Oh yes, smoking.." = safe

Ashleigh bitching about Helen = braying audience...its easy to work out...

[MarcusMel]

Same here,it was great seeing her face crumble,best laid plans and all that Ha Ha

My theory confirmed - thanks!!

[Absorption]

Ash "lying in the sun and, er, smoking, drinking and doing other fun things like, erm, smoking and...what was that other thing? Oh yes, smoking.." = safe

Ashleigh bitching about Helen = braying audience...its easy to work out...

Yep.

[Speedster]

I'm amazed people have such a problem with Ashleigh, if Ash is sexist, why are people keeping a caveman like him in the house where he's in with a chance to win vast amounts of money-punish him for his attitude fgs.

I'm stunned that the attitude of an 18 yr old woman is more offensive to women than sexism.:shocked::conf: