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sampvt
05-07-2014, 05:06 PM
Love her or hate her, she makes compelling viewing. She is absolutely gorgeous on the outside, but admittedly she could do with a little polishing. She is the most infuriatingly obnoxious person in there, she has no manners, she is argumentative, she make an Irish navy sound like Lady Diana and she cant hold her drink, but, if she wasnt there, this series would be as popular as In the night garden to a bunch of adolescent neanderthals.

Personally I cant wait to see what she does next but she wont be getting an invite to tea round ours anytime soon. She is making this years debacle watchable for all the wrong reasons.

Vanessa
05-07-2014, 05:08 PM
Love her or hate her, she makes compelling viewing. She is absolutely gorgeous on the outside, but admittedly she could do with a little polishing. She is the most infuriatingly obnoxious person in there, she has no manners, she is argumentative, she make an Irish navy sound like Lady Diana and she cant hold her drink, but, if she wasnt there, this series would be as popular as In the night garden to a bunch of adolescent neanderthals.

Personally I cant wait to see what she does next but she wont be getting an invite to tea round ours anytime soon. She is making this years debacle watchable for all the wrong reasons.

:clap2: She's my favourite housemate. The House would be so boring without her.

Jack_
05-07-2014, 05:09 PM
Well this must be a first...we agree. Helen is BB15, it would be dead without her

Verbal
05-07-2014, 05:15 PM
Helen is the kind of person who would be a great friend to have in the regular world

rubymoo
05-07-2014, 05:16 PM
Oops...sorry wrong thread thought it said Helen's a bell end;)

sampvt
05-07-2014, 05:22 PM
Oops...sorry wrong thread thought it said Helen's a bell end;)

Never mind Ruby, but did you know why a bell end is there. Its to stop your hand from slipping off girl. So they are useful are they not.

rubymoo
05-07-2014, 05:24 PM
Ask Helen she would know:joker:

sampvt
05-07-2014, 05:28 PM
Ask Helen she would know:joker:

Yes she has had a few big bell ends I bet but no bigger than Wayne Rooney, lol.

rusticgal
05-07-2014, 05:34 PM
Helen is the kind of person who would be a great friend to have in the regular world

I wouldn't be seen dead with her...

Kazanne
05-07-2014, 05:37 PM
I really disliked Helen at the beginning,but I have warmed to her a lot,lets hope it lasts

Videostar
05-07-2014, 05:38 PM
Helen is the kind of person who would be a great friend to have in the regular world

:joker::joker::joker:

Yeah, sleep with your husband and then sell stories about it in the tabloids. :dance:

Vanessa
05-07-2014, 05:40 PM
I really disliked Helen at the beginning,but I have warmed to her a lot,lets hope it lasts

Same for me. :)

Kizzy
05-07-2014, 05:42 PM
I like her too, she's very unfiltered and that's quite refreshing.

jet
05-07-2014, 05:48 PM
Absolutely gorgeous? I think she's too hard faced to be attractive - and she has a sneering mouth with prominent teeth that look like dentures. :shrug:

Verbal
05-07-2014, 05:48 PM
:joker::joker::joker:

Yeah, sleep with your husband and then sell stories about it in the tabloids. :dance:

It was her job. He went to her. She didn't go to him. She didn't sell the story and vowed never to speak again to the person that did. She is the kind of person who would defend her friends with her life.

Me. I Am Salman
05-07-2014, 06:05 PM
:clap2:

Razor
05-07-2014, 06:10 PM
I can't stand her.

MarcusMel
05-07-2014, 06:13 PM
As a task I would get the HM's to see what we are seeing in the HL's. Only they would just see the clips aired of themselves and nothing else. Then ask the HM if they have been fairly represented or is there any characteristic they would like to bring to the publics attention.

Videostar
05-07-2014, 06:17 PM
It was her job. He went to her. She didn't go to him. She didn't sell the story and vowed never to speak again to the person that did. She is the kind of person who would defend her friends with her life.

Was it her job to sell to the tabloids what she and certain men got upto in the bedroom? don't think so.

jet
05-07-2014, 06:18 PM
It was her job. He went to her. She didn't go to him. She didn't sell the story and vowed never to speak again to the person that did. She is the kind of person who would defend her friends with her life.

:joker: I've seen nothing that would indicate such a thing.

Verbal
05-07-2014, 06:19 PM
Was it her job to sell to the tabloids what she and certain men got upto in the bedroom? don't think so.

I'm not aware of this, and it has absolutely no relevance to what you originally said to me. Which was 100% embarrassingly wrong on every level.

Videostar
05-07-2014, 06:19 PM
Im not getting this thread at all...Im assuming there is some irony on here that im not getting. :laugh:

How can this horrible, hard faced, sweary, aggressive, crude, nasty, bitchy, ex prostitute and wrecker of marriages creature be anyone's favourite? I just don't get it at all...theres no joy in her at all, the HM's have so much more fun when she's NOT in the room with them, she even admitted that herself. :joker:

Verbal
05-07-2014, 06:20 PM
:joker: I've seen nothing that would indicate such a thing.

So?

jet
05-07-2014, 06:22 PM
So?

So what?

Verbal
05-07-2014, 06:23 PM
So what?

Well you quoted me and I assumed you wanted a response from me, but there was no question. I was prompting you incase you had a question.

AnnieK
05-07-2014, 06:24 PM
Im not getting this thread at all...Im assuming there is some irony on here that im not getting. :laugh:

How can this horrible, hard faced, sweary, aggressive, crude, nasty, bitchy, ex prostitute and wrecker of marriages creature be anyone's favourite? I just don't get it at all...theres no joy in her at all, the HM's have so much more fun when she's NOT in the room with them, she even admitted that herself. :joker:

if there were marriages to wreck it was the men who paid for sex who wrecked them...not Helen. She sold her side of the story only after being named by the other girl.

Johnnyuk123
05-07-2014, 06:35 PM
Im not getting this thread at all...Im assuming there is some irony on here that im not getting. :laugh:

How can this horrible, hard faced, sweary, aggressive, crude, nasty, bitchy, ex prostitute and wrecker of marriages creature be anyone's favourite? I just don't get it at all...theres no joy in her at all, the HM's have so much more fun when she's NOT in the room with them, she even admitted that herself. :joker:

This 100%

jet
05-07-2014, 06:40 PM
Well you quoted me and I assumed you wanted a response from me, but there was no question. I was prompting you incase you had a question.

No, I was giving my opinion on your opinion. :hehe:

Achilles
05-07-2014, 06:40 PM
Absolutely gorgeous? I think she's too hard faced to be attractive - and she has a sneering mouth with prominent teeth that look like dentures. :shrug:

Her face looks like she is ready to give a BJ at a moment's notice. :hehe:

jet
05-07-2014, 06:44 PM
Her face looks like she is ready to give a BJ at a moment's notice. :hehe:

:laugh:

Those prominent top teeth that stick out when she gives that sneery laugh could do some damage. Ouch!

sampvt
05-07-2014, 06:53 PM
The irony that lies inside this thread is in the title. She has carried this boring series from day one and will do so till the finals meaning she is defo a legend

smudgie
05-07-2014, 06:59 PM
Nope, certainly not a legend in my eyes.

In fact..she can't even have the title Tart with a heart.

Kizzy
05-07-2014, 06:59 PM
I don't know what looks has to do with how good or bad a housemate helen or anyone is ?

Achilles
05-07-2014, 07:01 PM
:laugh:

Those prominent top teeth that stick out when she gives that sneery laugh could do some damage. Ouch!

I think she is experienced enough to use them to good effect :hehe:

Macie Lightfoot
05-07-2014, 07:09 PM
Helen is BB15
BB15 is ****
Helen is ****

just like Aaron and BB12

Jack_
05-07-2014, 07:13 PM
Helen is BB15
BB15 is ****
Helen is ****

just like Aaron and BB12

This series isn't **** :hmph:

Achilles
05-07-2014, 07:15 PM
Helen looks very sexy when she goes into the diary room after sunbathing. I get quite aroused :hehe:

joeysteele
05-07-2014, 07:19 PM
I wouldn't term her a legend but she is winning me over and I think the house would be the poorer bigtime if she wasn't in it now.

user104658
05-07-2014, 08:32 PM
Well this must be a first...we agree. Helen is BB15, it would be dead without her

Syllogism:

Helen is a jaded old prostitute, devoid of integrity, who has sold body and very soul for profit.

Helen = Big Brother 15

therefore;

Big Brother 15 is a jaded old prostitute, devoid of integrity, who has sold body and very soul for profit.



...can't argue with your logic, to be fair.

Forgetmenot
05-07-2014, 09:15 PM
I actually like Helen more and more. Yes, she has a foul mouth and looses her temper but as many have said, I think she would be a very loyal friend. I think if some one were to help her with things that have happened in her life and have anger management, she could go far.
I think many people do not have bad things happen in their lives so have no clue what that might be like.
I can honestly say I like Helen a lot more than Ashliegh.

Forgetmenot
05-07-2014, 09:18 PM
Syllogism:

Helen is a jaded old prostitute, devoid of integrity, who has sold body and very soul for profit.

Helen = Big Brother 15

therefore;

Big Brother 15 is a jaded old prostitute, devoid of integrity, who has sold body and very soul for profit.



...can't argue with your logic, to be fair.

I find your remarks very sad. What about the men who trawl after women and use them!

Verbal
05-07-2014, 09:20 PM
I find your remarks very sad. What about the men who trawl after women and use them!

The majority of people on here blame her for the Wayne Rooney situation, when it was him that would have done all of the chasing.

These people see Helen as an easy target for cheap and tacky jokes, which says a lot more about them than it does her.

Amy Jade
05-07-2014, 09:21 PM
Helen is the star of the show and has been since day 3 or 4.

user104658
05-07-2014, 09:27 PM
I find your remarks very sad. What about the men who trawl after women and use them!

They're sad, stupid little perverts. Doesn't have to be one or the other... doesn't change the fact that Helen is a stoney faced, jaded old hooker.

Videostar
05-07-2014, 09:29 PM
The majority of people on here blame her for the Wayne Rooney situation, when it was him that would have done all of the chasing.

These people see Helen as an easy target for cheap and tacky jokes, which says a lot more about them than it does her.

Wayne Rooney didn't ask her to sell her story to the press about their "relationship".

Verbal
05-07-2014, 09:30 PM
Wayne Rooney didn't ask her to sell her story to the press about their "relationship".

She didn't, as I pointed out to you earlier.

mary123
05-07-2014, 09:32 PM
Legend don't think so..............leg...........end well maybe :joker:

Videostar
05-07-2014, 09:38 PM
Legend don't think so..............leg...........end well maybe :joker:

Leg...s....wide....apart....more like. :smug:

Videostar
05-07-2014, 09:39 PM
She didn't, as I pointed out to you earlier.

She did, as reality points out to you.

Verbal
05-07-2014, 09:40 PM
She did, as reality points out to you.

It's a known fact that she didn't, please get your facts straight.

Kazanne
05-07-2014, 10:00 PM
It's a known fact that she didn't, please get your facts straight.

Wasn't it her friend,that's what I've heard anyway.

Verbal
05-07-2014, 10:01 PM
Wasn't it her friend,that's what I've heard anyway.

Yes it was, the one they were on about putting in to wind her up

Forgetmenot
05-07-2014, 10:45 PM
The majority of people on here blame her for the Wayne Rooney situation, when it was him that would have done all of the chasing.

These people see Helen as an easy target for cheap and tacky jokes, which says a lot more about them than it does her.
So glad you said that, I think people who seem to swarm into a frenzy of attack at some who has been or is a prostitute are perhaps very insecure them selves and need some one to spout venom at. I think she has a good heart in side all that defensive exterior and frankly I would trust her more than a lot of people in there. There but for the grace of God seems applicable and no, I am not a religious zealot
Lets just say good luck to Helon in her future

Kizzy
05-07-2014, 11:05 PM
It's a bizarre double standard benedict who also had sex with people for money was loved by most... :conf:

Verbal
05-07-2014, 11:07 PM
It's a bizarre double standard benedict who also had sex with people for money was loved by most... :conf:

He wasn't a woman

Kizzy
05-07-2014, 11:10 PM
He wasn't a woman

Ahhhh yes.... that's it, of course silly me.

sampvt
05-07-2014, 11:51 PM
The words sex lies and rinsing guys springs to mind when Danielle was championed by some of the people now diissing helen.

jet
06-07-2014, 12:00 AM
It's a bizarre double standard benedict who also had sex with people for money was loved by most... :conf:

People don't like Helen because she's vile, not because she was a prostitute.

Jase.
06-07-2014, 12:00 AM
She is absolutely gorgeous on the outside

Um

Mystic Mock
06-07-2014, 12:01 AM
Love her or hate her, she makes compelling viewing. She is absolutely gorgeous on the outside, but admittedly she could do with a little polishing. She is the most infuriatingly obnoxious person in there, she has no manners, she is argumentative, she make an Irish navy sound like Lady Diana and she cant hold her drink, but, if she wasnt there, this series would be as popular as In the night garden to a bunch of adolescent neanderthals.

Personally I cant wait to see what she does next but she wont be getting an invite to tea round ours anytime soon. She is making this years debacle watchable for all the wrong reasons.

Agreed, you take Helen and a couple of the other Housemates out and this series dies on the spot.

RodHull
06-07-2014, 12:12 AM
:clap2: She's my favourite housemate. The House would be so boring without her.

But we could watch Danielles painfully scripted attempts to appear innocent while flirting with Winston with Ashleigh in the background with her miserable face for weeks... is that not enough for you :laugh:

Kizzy
06-07-2014, 12:20 AM
People don't like Helen because she's vile, not because she was a prostitute.

That's not true, there's been some really nasty comments made relating to the fact she was an escort.
And she's not 'vile' that's a word that's thrown about so much it's lost all meaning.

Jake.
06-07-2014, 12:23 AM
It's a bizarre double standard benedict who also had sex with people for money was loved by most... :conf:

Yes because prostitution and pornography really are in the same boat

Mystic Mock
06-07-2014, 12:38 AM
Yes because prostitution and pornography really are in the same boat

They are actually quite similar, not exactly the same but similar.

BigBuk
06-07-2014, 04:12 AM
Yes because prostitution and pornography really are in the same boat


Pornography (video pornography) is just prostitution being filmed so I'd say they are in the same boat.

beardedbloke
06-07-2014, 04:16 AM
Well this must be a first...we agree. Helen is BB15, it would be dead without her

gullible people, dancing to the tune of the big brother editing. so sad.

beardedbloke
06-07-2014, 04:33 AM
Syllogism:

Helen is a jaded old prostitute, devoid of integrity, who has sold body and very soul for profit.

Helen = Big Brother 15

therefore;

Big Brother 15 is a jaded old prostitute, devoid of integrity, who has sold body and very soul for profit.



...can't argue with your logic, to be fair.

profound!!!!

definition: having deep insight or understanding: a profound thinker.

Marsh.
06-07-2014, 06:20 AM
Yes because prostitution and pornography really are in the same boat

Not exactly the same but they both amount to having sex with people for money.

MrWong
06-07-2014, 10:37 AM
She didn't, as I pointed out to you earlier.

She tried to sell the story on the actor that sounds like the make of dark chocolate. Which is why there is a super injunction.

So enough with the Helen the virtuous ****e.

Verbal
06-07-2014, 10:39 AM
She tried to sell the story on the actor that sounds like the make of dark chocolate. Which is why there is a super injunction.

So enough with the Helen the virtuous ****e.

I was referring to and defending the Wayne Rooney thing which people are wrongly accusing her of.

I don't know of any actor and don't really give a ****.

MrWong
06-07-2014, 10:46 AM
I was referring to and defending the Wayne Rooney thing which people are wrongly accusing her of.

I don't know of any actor and don't really give a ****.

You seem to give a **** on defending the Wayne Rooney thing.

It's unsurprising that you don't give a **** about the actual story that she tried to sell to the tabloids.

AnnieK
06-07-2014, 10:46 AM
She did, as reality points out to you.

It's a known fact that she didn't, please get your facts straight.

She did sell her story BUT only after that Jenny girl had sold hers and named Helen so by then she had nothing to lose. Her name was already "mud" as far as people thought, who can blame her for cashing in? I certainly can't.

Verbal
06-07-2014, 10:54 AM
You seem to give a **** on defending the Wayne Rooney thing.

It's unsurprising that you don't give a **** about the actual story that she tried to sell to the tabloids.

Well you see, the thread that you have stuck your oar into was talking about Wayne Rooney, and you start banging on about someone else. I have at no point discussed or tried to defend this other story, I wasn't even aware of it.

Kizzy
06-07-2014, 10:59 AM
Yes because prostitution and pornography really are in the same boat


They both include being booked by an agent.
They both involve sex and sex acts.
They are both paid for their time.

What would you say are the fundamental differences apart from the absence of cameras?

Verbal
06-07-2014, 11:03 AM
They both include being booked by an agent.
They both involve sex and sex acts.
They are both paid for their time.

What would you say are the fundamental differences apart from the absence of cameras?

Porn actresses are having sex with porn actors, who equally have been booked and are being paid for their time. They are not comparable. In this day and age of the Internet you don't even need an agent or whatever to get involved in pornography.

The 'cam girl' work that Danielle was on TV for is all on her, and these girls make very good money from it.

sampvt
06-07-2014, 11:03 AM
Lets get real here....her chosen profession is hard enough, but who here wouldnt cash in if left with an open door to do so. On the one hand she is a skank for being a tart but on the other she is a Martre for standing up for herself. She cant win but the one thing that is a common denominator here is the plain and simple fact that she makes for good viewing.

Maybe we ought to pick 12 plain joes from the public with no history or bad habits and watch them instead. It would be like watching Songs of praise on Valium and this forum would be as busy as a sky sports channel in a convent.

Oh and the mods wouldnt be able to infract me, lol. Sorry mods, dont do me for that please.

Kizzy
06-07-2014, 11:06 AM
She did sell her story BUT only after that Jenny girl had sold hers and named Helen so by then she had nothing to lose. Her name was already "mud" as far as people thought, who can blame her for cashing in? I certainly can't.

And unlike Mr Rooney she had no money for a superinjunction, why are the women in these situations blamed? she wasn't a predatory female in a nightclub that threw herself at him as has happened on more than one occasion.... she was 'booked'.
It seems that's forgotten in all the arm flailing.

sampvt
06-07-2014, 11:17 AM
Was she the person responsible for the last time Rooney scored after a booking.

jet
06-07-2014, 11:25 AM
Nope, certainly not a legend in my eyes.

In fact..she can't even have the title Tart with a heart.

:laugh:

Kizzy
06-07-2014, 11:36 AM
Porn actresses are having sex with porn actors, who equally have been booked and are being paid for their time. They are not comparable. In this day and age of the Internet you don't even need an agent or whatever to get involved in pornography.

The 'cam girl' work that Danielle was on TV for is all on her, and these girls make very good money from it.

The 'cam' sessions are irrelevant, escorts and porn actors both have sex with strangers and sometimes the same people repeatedly for money.
In that sense they are comparable, I get the fact that in the porn scenario both are taking part for financial gain but let's not dress it up too much.