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[Niamh.]

To win this beautiful santa hat


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[michael21]

To win this beautiful santa hat


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she want something hard and long for xmas

[Pete.]

To win this beautiful santa hat


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Danielle reacts at Tamara's bitter attempts to stay relevant on twitter

[Niamh.]

:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says: Have you been a good girl this year?
Danielle says: erm? you mean like...Good in bed?
Santa: :blush2:

[Marsh.]

Danielle: Oh weay, I've not had a stuffing since last Christmas!

[sampvt]

I am sorry darling but not even Santa can give you your Hymen back.

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says: Would you like me to give you a present Danielle?
Danielle says: Yes please Santa.
Santa says: Here you go! ( he hands over toya's new deodorant spray called Fanny) 69p a can or two for a £1 from pound stretchers.

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says lustfully: Well helloooo Danielle.
Daniel says: Hello Santa.
Santa then slips his hand down Danielle's back twangs her knicker elastic and says: Call me Rolf.

[kistar]

Santa say lustfully: Well helloooo Danielle.
Daniel says: Hello Santa.
Santa then slips his hand down Danielle's back twangs her knicker elastic and says: Call me Rolf.

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa: Now were did i put that stick of rock?

[Kazanne]

Santa say lustfully: Well helloooo Danielle.
Daniel says: Hello Santa.
Santa then slips his hand down Danielle's back twangs her knicker elastic and says: Call me Rolf.

:joker::joker::joker:

[armand.kay]

"Lol It's not a sin if it's round the back"

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says: Ah it's Danielle the quiet one of the house. Ok dear let me help you with your shyness. Frown if your a virgin and laugh like a hyena if your not.

[Josy]

Danielle tells Santa all about the 'Aristocats' she got to meet at finishing school..

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says to Danielle: You do know that the anagram for Santa is Satan.:devil:

[Ammi]

To win this beautiful santa hat


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..OMG, Santa has one as well..giggle/giggle...(Danielle’s penis journey continues..)...

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says: So it's a deal? you leave out some cookies and a glass of milk for me tonight and i will defo come down your chimney.

[Johnnyuk123]

Santa says to Danielle: So you don't believe in me or Christmas? wtf? next you'll be telling me your a virgin and the world is fekin flat!

[Verbal]

To win this beautiful santa hat


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Hoe Hoe Hoe

[Jake.]

Danielle: 'You know what's similar between me and a Christmas turkey, Santa?'
Christopher: 'No my dear, what's that?'
Danielle: 'Once you're done with the thighs and breasts, you've got a bin which everybody sticks their greasy bones in'

[Headie]

Christmas: "Why won't you sit on my lap?
Danielle: "That'll cost you at least £10"