Oh dear Britney, dem vocals

[Smithy]

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:worry: :worry: :worry:

the chorus hurt my ears

[Samm]

These videos are everywhere it's just people editing them :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Flat as a fart.

[Smithy]

These videos are everywhere it's just people editing them :umm2:

This is the unautotuned vocal, all the stems to the song leaked :umm2:

It's been confirmed real by producer william orbit :umm2:

[Samm]

oh

[Roy Mars III]

did anyone actually think she could sing?

[Marsh.]

Slay. :hehe:

[Firewire]

Why are people obsessing over this? Everyone has known for 15 years that Britnet isn't exactly the best singer...

[Marsh.]

The fact her official tracks sound like they're being sung by C3P0 was a big giveaway.

[Jake.]

Why are people obsessing over this? Everyone has known for 15 years that Britnet isn't exactly the best singer...

That's an understatement

[Joelle.]

Makes Tulisa sound like Whitney

[reece(:]

This must be Myah Marie

[Marsh.]

She sounds like Mariah.

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh joan

[Saph]

beautiful :love:

[Saph]

I just listened and its not even as bad as people are making out

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a2536f52b3225059a8abafc9f2e4004a/tumblr_n5ffm4UUoR1r9ga5mo1_250.gif

we all know she cant sing

[Jake.]

I just listened and its not even as bad as people are making out

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a2536f52b3225059a8abafc9f2e4004a/tumblr_n5ffm4UUoR1r9ga5mo1_250.gif

we all know she cant sing

Time for a career change

[Pete.]

Yas slay me someone who has too much time on their hands

[Pete.]

Time for a career change
The fans know she's no mariah

[Saph]

shes busy making millions miming to old 90s songs in vegas

[Pete.]

shes busy making millions miming to old 90s songs in vegas
Can gags

[Me. I Am Salman]

this is definitely more listenable than her vocals on the S&M remix though.

[reece(:]

S&M remix is a timeless bop :nono:

[Marsh.]

The fans know she's no mariah

Christ, she's not that bad. D:

[Pete.]

S&M remix is a timeless bop :nono:
coldney :clap1:

[Pete.]

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[daniel-lewis-1985]

She can actually sing her first album especially showed off her range, I would say maybe her vocals have taken a pounding after all these years but cant really seeing as she mimes 98% of the time.

She has a very distinct voice its just not timeless is it its very 1990 pop/soul.

Her last 2 albums have been the most autotuned songs I have ever heard, literally on par with Eiffel 65 lol.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Britney has been through a lot and should not be dragged on Tibb by deviants

She should be revered for her place in the pantheon of pop

[daniel-lewis-1985]

She actually sounds like Christina at the start here and look at that ****ing back flip at 04.07.

Epic.

[Saph]

Britney has been through a lot and should not be dragged on Tibb by deviants

She should be revered for her place in the pantheon of pop

:clap2:

[reece(:]

She can actually sing her first album especially showed off her range, I would say maybe her vocals have taken a pounding after all these years but cant really seeing as she mimes 98% of the time.

She has a very distinct voice its just not timeless is it its very 1990 pop/soul.

Her last 2 albums have been the most autotuned songs I have ever heard, literally on par with Eiffel 65 lol.
He About To Lose Me was stripped back and had good vocals tho

[Pete.]

The famous producer [William Orbit] said the take was a 'vocal warm up' and 'not supposed to be shared with millions of listeners.'


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stay pressed gurls

[Pete.]

He About To Lose Me was stripped back and had good vocals tho
Most of Femme Fatale slayed without autotune

[Smithy]

if you can sing, you usually still sound pretty good warming up

[Marsh.]

The only person less talented than her is her hairdresser.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Bionic > Fat Female

[Jake.]

Bionic > Fat Female

No lies

[Marsh.]

Does she have a stroke when she mimes like Carey?

[Saph]

Bionic is good but lets not kid ourselves here http://i.imgur.com/jiCG31T.png

[Saph]

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> xtinas career

[Saph]

when I get a car FF will be the first album I play with my windows down spreading the word of the lord to the world

[Marsh.]

Then your tyres are slashed and your breaks cut. :smug:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Hold It Against Me though... that chorus :worship:
I Wanna Go had an amazing bridge and amazing verses, but the chorus sucked. Til the World Ends had a terrible hook.

[Saph]

I used to hate HIAM but its grown on me recently

[reece(:]

Inside Out, Selfish, Seal It With A Kiss, Up n' Down >>>

[Pete.]

Bionic > Fat Female
That sweet I hope someone hears Bionic one day

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://uploadir.com/u/6ipfxq2i

[Pete.]

Hold It Against Me though... that chorus :worship:
I Wanna Go had an amazing bridge and amazing verses, but the chorus sucked. Til the World Ends had a terrible hook.
Why the TTWE's drag

It ****ing slays and gets your big fat waist down to slimmer than the remix

[Pete.]

I used to hate HIAM but its grown on me recently
There was actually promo for it :clap1:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Britney's cover of I Love Rock n Roll > Femme Fatale, Circus and Knee Joan

[reece(:]

Till The World Ends (Kesha Rose & Onika AKA Femme Fatales Remix) >>>>

[Saph]

3 > the beatles legacy

[Me. I Am Salman]

whilst we're here, the greatest hits: my perogative album cover is one of the best album covers of all time

[Pete.]

Are we forgetting what a timeless bop Scary is

[Pete.]

whilst we're here, the greatest hits: my perogative album cover is one of the best album covers of all time
Tell the truth (cher teas)

But yas at Greatest Hits, blackout and Circus having timeless covers (and Oops I guess)

[Pete.]

Britney's cover of I Love Rock n Roll > Femme Fatale, Circus and Knee Joan
Not here for the masterpiece Circus being belittled

[reece(:]

Are we forgetting what a timeless bop Scary is
I think yhu need some hypnotherapy

[Samm]

Bionic > Fat Female

Bye

[Samm]

Criminal is an underrated bop

[Me. I Am Salman]

Tell the truth (cher teas)

But yas at Greatest Hits, blackout and Circus having timeless covers (and Oops I guess)

In the zone cover > blackout circus and oops

[Me. I Am Salman]

in the zone was such a good album too
how she went from that to britney jean in ten years..

[reece(:]

Britney Jean is a good album but you can see how much her vocals have deteriorated over time :sad:

[Samm]

Blackout is the best album from Britney and one off the best albums from 2000 - 2010

[Me. I Am Salman]

everything about her has deteriorated :/ she's undoubtedly the biggest pop star of the 00s though

[reece(:]

#blameflop.i.am

[Pete.]

Blackout is the best album from Britney and one off the best albums from 2000 - 2010
Yas

[Pete.]

We all know Britney's going to do one Christian rock album (Brighest Mornig Star, Hold On Tight and Now That I've Found You) and then retire

Slay B

[Pete.]

In the zone cover > blackout circus and oops
Lies spotted

[Me. I Am Salman]

stop calling britney 'B', there's only one Bey

[Marsh.]

Lies spotted

Delusion detected

[Saph]

B > Bey

[reece(:]

B > Bey
:clap1:

[Joelle.]

The Work Bitch plagiarism we keep seeing just shows the Britney Jean impact. Iconic :clap1:

[Me. I Am Salman]

no juan

[Joelle.]

Oh don't get me wrong, it sounds like it was recorded by a google translate version of Britney. Still a bop tho.

I hear the resemblance tbh
https://translate.google.co.uk/#auto/en/You%20wanna%20hot%20body%0AYou%20wanna%20Bugatti%0 AYou%20wanna%20Maserati%0AYou%20better%20work%20bi tch%0AYou%20wanna%20Lamborghini%0ASip%20Martinis%0 ALook%20hot%20in%20a%20bikini%0AYou%20better%20wor k%20bitch%0AYou%20wanna%20live%20fancy%0ALive%20in %20a%20big%20mansion%0AParty%20in%20France%0A%0AYo u%20better%20work%20bitch%20%0AYou%20better%20work %20bitch%20%0AYou%20better%20work%20bitch%20%0AYou %20better%20work%20bitch%20%0A%0ANow%20get%20to%20 work%20bitch%0A(ahhhh)%0ANow%20get%20to%20work%20b itch%0A(ahhhh)%0A%0ABring%20it%20on%0ARing%20the%2 0alarm%0ADon't%20stop%20now%0AJust%20be%20the%20ch ampion%0AWork%20it%20hard%20like%20it's%20your%20p rofession%0AWatch%20out%20now%0A'Cause%20here%20it %20comes%0A%0AHere%20comes%20the%20smasher%0AHere% 20comes%20the%20master%0AHere%20comes%20the%20big% 20beat%0ABig%20beat%20to%20blast%20ya%0ANo%20time% 20to%20quit%20now%0AJust%20time%20to%20get%20it%20 now%0APick%20up%20what%20I'm%20putting%20down%0APi ck%20up%20what%20I'm%20putting%20down

[Pete.]

Delusion detected
Infraction looming?

Why you in a Britney thread?

[Pete.]

stop calling britney 'B', there's only one Bey
Brinty's existence says no

[Marsh.]

Infraction looming?

Why you in a Britney thread?

It's not a fan thread baby. :dance:

[Pete.]

The song charted on the Trending 140 at No. 10 this morning, July 10 at 11:00 a.m. from conversation surrounding the video clip. By 12:00 p.m. (ET), “Alien” had risen to all the way to No. 2.


pmsl the reaching helped the queen

#BuyAlienOniTunez

[Samm]

Smithy and his fantastic Promo

[Pete.]

Monsters spreading their promo wings :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Britney's cover of I Love Rock n Roll > Femme Fatale, Circus and Knee Joan

http://i55.tinypic.com/mr80l.jpg

no one in existence thinks that song is one of her best apart from you

[Marsh.]

What is this Knee Joan? :umm2:

[Pete.]

http://i55.tinypic.com/mr80l.jpg

no one in existence thinks that song is one of her best apart from you
best rock bop in the past 30 years tho

[reece(:]

What is this Knee Joan? :umm2:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Britney_Jean.png

[Pete.]

What is this Knee Joan? :umm2:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/news/040705/bspears.jpg

[Smithy]

pmsl the reaching helped the queen

#BuyAlienOniTunez

#2 on the trending chart, i.e. people talking about it, not actually buying it

[reece(:]

Britknee storming dat Hot Bubbling Under chart

[Amy Jade]

I love Britney but her new music has been horrible and Britney Jean had 2 ok songs, the rest were awful.

[Marsh.]

It's a joke about a knee injury? :umm2:

:laugh:

[Saph]

I love Britney but her new music has been horrible and Britney Jean had 2 ok songs, the rest were awful.

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>>> careers

[Pete.]

No lies spotted

[reece(:]

Britknee Joan >>>> ( except It Should Be Muted)

[Amy Jade]

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>>> careers
All awful and the world agrees because it was a huge flop

[Saph]

All awful and the world agrees because it was a huge flop

no

[Amy Jade]

No lies spotted

The delusion is in full flow, though.

[reece(:]

All awful and the world agrees because it was a huge flop
#nopromo

[Amy Jade]

#nopromo

At first I agreed but lets be honest, she is a huge star with a big following - No promo was part of the down fall but some of the blame lies in it just not being good.