CH5HD Big Brother Armageddon Discussion 10PM Thurs 17/7/14

[arista]

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Yes Lads its getting Spunky


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blimey - you want Helen and Winston


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yes Ash if it looks like spunk - it is

[arista]

On in 28mins

[arista]

on now

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening all.:wavey:

[zakman440]

Well, this should cheer me up after HIMYM.

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Kazanne]

:cheer2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Howdo

[Samm]

Today's show looks good imo

[MeMyselfAndI]

can't bare much more with Bianca or Steven

[Shaun]

boy your love makes me feel like doodoo

[Jay.]

Kimbot's face there, just made me laugh so hard :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening Kaz.:cheer2:
OMG Kim's face moved! :shocked:

[Mizzle]

HI hi hi guys

Kimbot tears! :O

[Ammi]

..I love when I don't read any threads or know what's happening before the HL show..:amazed:..

[Kazanne]

Evening Kaz.:cheer2:
OMG Kim's face moved! :shocked:

Hi Johnny:wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

ello Mizzle.:wavey:

[GypsyGoth]

Kimbot's face there, just made me laugh so hard :laugh:

She hasn't got the hang of this emotions malarkey yet :D

[Ammi]

HI hi hi guys

Kimbot tears! :O

..hi hi hi hi hi Mizzle...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dan theory ruined by pav

[arista]

Steven

you Sissy

[Ammi]

She hasn't got the hang of this emotions malarkey yet :D

..sometimes when I'm watching the vids with her in, I think I've accidently paused it...

[Johnnyuk123]

Did Kim OD on botox before entering the house?

[Mizzle]

..I love when I don't read any threads or know what's happening before the HL show..:amazed:.. That's what I always do, sticking to the old school stylee :]

[Samm]

yass Zoe likes Danielle <3

[GypsyGoth]

..sometimes when I'm watching the vids with her in, I think I've accidently paused it...

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

I feel like this whole week's been set up for a Kimberly eviction

I wouldn't mind tbh, but it's all a bit forced

[Gusto Brunt]

Kim's a slapper.

[Amy Jade]

watching to see Pav manipulate the girls into evicting Steven :flutter:

[Ammi]

That's what I always do, sticking to the old school stylee :]

..also, you get so exhausted talking about the day's news that it can be a bit of an anti climax when you watch the show..:laugh:..

[fitz2k2]

Danielle why don't u tell kim what u thought about the whole sex thing?stop saying 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

KIM Speaks like she has just had a mouthful of fillings

[Gusto Brunt]

Kim's so easy, she let that creep sh** her. She has no shame.

[Yoshi888]

Kim does not mind flashing her bits to the world for money

[Johnnyuk123]

If sex is a big thing for you Kim then why no facial expressions or screams of delight when Stevo the psycho bump and grinded you?

[Gusto Brunt]

Kim announced she is bisexual too.

[Lister of Smeg]

Kim does not mind flashing her bits to the world for money

Oh I know ive seen :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

She's got it so why not flaunt it. Some of you may not even know what a vagina looks like if not for the likes of Kim showing it online :joker:

[Mizzle]

..also, you get so exhausted talking about the day's news that it can be a bit of an anti climax when you watch the show..:laugh:.. Especially when there's so little new content in the HL show :(

[Johnnyuk123]

Bianca really is thick picking on a popular housemate.:joker:

[fitz2k2]

bianaca putting chris on blast ohh ohhh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kim announced she is bisexual too.

Did she not just admit to soft fake porn with a girl?

[Gusto Brunt]

If sex is a big thing for you Kim then why no facial expressions or screams of delight when Stevo the psycho bump and grinded you?

i wood agree. She just lay there all rigid like a dead body

[Gusto Brunt]

Did she not just admit to soft fake porn with a girl?

She said she has had relationships with girls in the HLs last night.

[Yoshi888]

Oh I know ive seen :hehe:

When you say seen I hope that's all was happening or you and Steven have something In common

[Jake.]

Bitchy Biannca

[Mizzle]

i wood agree. She just lay there all rigid like a dead body >wood :hehe:

wasn't that because they were in a room with like 10 other people though?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I might have a decaff coffee and 2 ginger snaps?

[Jessica.]

They cut out the part where Ashleigh said the exact same thing before Mark said this..

[Yoshi888]

Imagine if Kim was your wife.... Depressing but on bright side could be worse Steven could be your husband !

[GypsyGoth]

It cut out the part where Ashleigh came up with that theory.

[Brother Leon]

Ash :joker:

[Amy Jade]

too much Kim shade for me, enjoy the highlights ♡

[Shaun]

oooh an earpiece task :unsure:

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark has just got another psychic feeling. Translated this = I want air time. It's all about me me me.

[GypsyGoth]

Christopher needs so much help to be interesting.

[Jake.]

Biannca is so desperate :joker:

[Mizzle]

could be worse Steven could be your husband ! :umm2: :umm2: :umm2:

[Jake.]

Okay so B is a bitter hag

[Johnnyuk123]

Bianca sums up Dimston in one word....twat.:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Helen was smart there.

[Ammi]

..Helen and Biannca..BFFs...

[Johnnyuk123]

Chris dropping truth tea.

[Gusto Brunt]

>wood :hehe:

wasn't that because they were in a room with like 10 other people though?

Then don't do it if you can't enjoy it. ;)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chris tea spillage

[Ammi]

..Pav is so cool..:flutter:..

[Jessica.]

I hope Biannca slips on a slimy leaf and pops a boob.

[Yoshi888]

Share the food

[abhorson]

Bianca loves Helen, sealed her fate.

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen has NEVER bitched in that house about anyone.:joker:

[Drew.]

Another classy bird that tells it to their face, just what we needed

[fitz2k2]

nope u bitched

[Brother Leon]

Bianca's voice is jarring.

[Yoshi888]

Bianca loves Helen, sealed her fate.

They get it on later

[Crimson Dynamo]

If i had a pound for every chav i have heard say they tell people to thier face...

[Johnnyuk123]

Why does BB keep putting prostitutes in the house?

[GypsyGoth]

Bianca should get a pass to the final.

[abhorson]

Bianca lieing bitch.

[Shaun]

She's such a ****ing terrible person I can't even deal

[Samm]

trashy Biannca is on a roll

[Lister of Smeg]

Chris owning Biannca.

[fitz2k2]

biance becoming a helen

[Ammi]

Bianca should get a pass to the final.

..:laugh:...

[abhorson]

Why does BB keep putting prostitutes in the house?

Casting couch.

[Jake.]

Biannca is about as refreshing as a warm fosters

[MeMyselfAndI]

Chris looking golden :worship:
Meanwhile Bianca is a compulsive liar, literally the devil that girl is

[zakman440]

I really want Marstopher to happen! Much rather that over Steven and Kimberly.

[Brother Leon]

"You should of told me in the beginning.."

:joker:

[Lister of Smeg]

Why does BB keep putting prostitutes in the house?

Bewbs and schmex :shrug:

[Shaun]

have you noticed how Big Brother now asks silly questions like "do you like him more than a friend x" as if this is ****ing ask.fm :facepalm:

[Yoshi888]

Do you kiss you're friends!

[GypsyGoth]

Poor Chris, it's like he's in the wrong BB.

[fitz2k2]

CHRIS TO WIN

[Johnnyuk123]

Will Bianca blow Chris to make up for slagging him off?

[Yoshi888]

Chris is good at wriggling out of stuff

[hijaxers]

Why does BB keep putting prostitutes in the house?

Seems Ch 5 want to turn BB into a soft porn show - regardless of what viewer want - I can't see Emma wanting to be a part of it much longer - some people do have morals !

[zakman440]

What a lovely pigeon.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Chris is good at wriggling out of stuff

dude needs to teach a masterclass

[MeMyselfAndI]

I wouldn't be suprised if people bring eggs to throw at Bianca on friday

[Jessica.]

Poor Chris can't even have a bit of a gossip without getting his weave dragged.

[Ammi]

Poor Chris, it's like he's in the wrong BB.

..did he just shake her hand when he said ..thank you for talking to me..:laugh:...I love him so much....

[Johnnyuk123]

Seems Ch 5 want to turn BB into a soft porn show - regardless of what viewer want - I can't see Emma wanting to be a part of it much longer - some people do have morals !

On the plus side they may force Emma to go topless for the live shows.:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I hope the crowd do actually chant 'off, off, off' during Bianca's eviction interview, shes the only housemate worthy of it this series imo. [Maybe Pauline/Helen]

[abhorson]

Will Bianca blow Chris to make up for slagging him off?

I think he would rather get one from Pauline.

Chris should tell her to **** off. Stop apologising.

[Brother Leon]

I love laying on the grass when the sun is out, but that garden is seriously filthy..

[Amy Jade]

I hope the crowd do actually chant 'off, off, off' during Bianca's eviction interview, shes the only housemate worthy of it this series imo. [Maybe Pauline/Helen]
Steven deserves it more imo

[Yoshi888]

On the plus side they may force Emma to go topless for the live shows.:joker:

Please respect the Emma!

[GypsyGoth]

..did he just shake her hand when he said ..thank you for talking to me..:laugh:...I love him so much....

He did :laugh:

I really hope, Ashleigh, Dani and Chris stay one friday, as they seem like the only alternative to the main group.

[Johnnyuk123]

Then Emma can say... Dimston is a real tit then points at her chest (giggles then pouts) saying no not my twin peaks.

[zakman440]

:rolleyes: is he still on the crowd?

[Ammi]

..she thought it was a showmance but now she's in the house, she realises that it's more like a hostage situation with Steven and Kim...

[Jessica.]

..she thought it was a showmance but now she's in the house, she realises that it's more like a hostage situation with Steven and Kim...

:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Steven deserves it more imo

oh yeah, him too.

[Amy Jade]

Steven never sticks up for Kim, he would be an awful boyfriend.

[hijaxers]

On the plus side they may force Emma to go topless for the live shows.:joker:

Mrs Willis topless - never :joker:

[Jake.]

I love laying on the grass when the sun is out, but that garden is seriously filthy..

The whole house is, they live like bloody animals

[Yoshi888]

"A ruthless business ****er who will turn any one over"



Yeah sounds right

[abhorson]

Apart from Pav, Ashlirgh and Chris what a sad bunch of people.

[Ammi]

He did :laugh:

I really hope, Ashleigh, Dani and Chris stay one friday, as they seem like the only alternative to the main group.

..yeah, they've managed to not get sucked into the group so much and I love how Danielle seems to be enjoying herself more now and just having fun...

[MeMyselfAndI]

He did :laugh:

I really hope, Ashleigh, Dani and Chris stay one friday, as they seem like the only alternative to the main group.

I'm hoping so much, but Bianca is such a jealous catty girl, I can only see Danielle/Ashleigh going

proof Bianca is a catty girl, when Winston said she was not his type, her reply was "Oh so Danielle is then!!!"

She really is an awful human, she has every bad quality in a person from what I've seen

[Jessica.]

On the plus side they may force Emma to go topless for the live shows.:joker:

:nono: Nobody wants to see Emma's cherry tomatoes.

[Shaun]

I'm hoping the argument in a minute about Kim's bf being revealed to the house will seal Kim's eviction... obviously I'd rather Steven went but I really couldn't care less if Kim did instead.

[Johnnyuk123]

If Kim gets evicted on friday Stevo the psycho will do this as she leaves...

http://i500.listal.com/image/5467436/500full.jpg

[Yoshi888]

:nono: Nobody wants to see Emma's cherry tomatoes.

Emma has perfect size breasts

[Johnnyuk123]

Emma has perfect size breasts

For a flat chested gal. :joker:

[Lister of Smeg]

Will Bianca blow Chris to make up for slagging him off?
She just might have :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I'm hoping the argument in a minute about Kim's bf being revealed to the house will seal Kim's eviction... obviously I'd rather Steven went but I really couldn't care less if Kim did instead.

Same with me, that storyline has dominated the show and it's one of the least interesting ones in there. It would be good to put an end to it.

[Yoshi888]

For a flat chested gal. :joker:

Don't make me have to defend Emma's honour with harsh words

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't make me have to defend Emma's honour with harsh words

:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Kim's facial expressions are so fookin' annoying.

[Amy Jade]

Does sinscere mean honest?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Does sinscere mean honest?

Honest and truthful

[Brother Leon]

LOL

awk.

[fitz2k2]

kim exposed

[Gusto Brunt]

Kim seems to enjoy being known as a liar, a cheat and a slag.

[Johnnyuk123]

Kim's face when she gets evicted....
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsvHLLvCYAAR72m.jpg:large

[Brother Leon]

How can you not know what Sincere means ffs.

[Jake.]

A task which isn't being rushed with tacky editing and music blasted over the top? Are channel 5 feeling okay?

[Shaun]

mark's ego could do with a bit of a burst methinks (and i like him)

[arista]

2 wrong so far

[Crimson Dynamo]

Good zoe call

[fitz2k2]

did mark go to school?this guy is dumb as ****

[zakman440]

Helen, obvs.

[Braden]

This Armageddon **** has been a load of crap.

[Johnnyuk123]

This Armageddon **** has been a load of crap.

This 1 billion %

[Lister of Smeg]

Stevie Me

[Gusto Brunt]

This Armageddon **** has been a load of crap.

i wood agree. It basically the same as last week.

[Jake.]

A little bit of a cheese ball? Mate you're a full slice of edam

[lily.]

How can you not know what Sincere means ffs.
.

[Crimson Dynamo]

This Armageddon **** has been a load of crap.

Well they couldn't actually kill them all. What would Supercasino day?

[Amy Jade]

Chris!

[Brother Leon]

Winston ffs LOL

[Johnnyuk123]

Shagging on national tv is very boring Dimston.

[Jessica.]

:bored:

[fitz2k2]

lol winston

[Brother Leon]

This is a great Mini task :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Danni haha

[Jessica.]

That was way too awkward.

[Gusto Brunt]

Danielle's face didn't look pretty just now.

[Ammi]

..:joker:...

[GypsyGoth]

hahahaha

[Jessica.]

I love you!
Do you love me?

[Shaun]

winston has the maturity of a year 8 child

[Johnnyuk123]

Danielle's face didn't look pretty just now.

It's never looked pretty tbf.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh my god they're like high school boys

[Ammi]

I love you!
Do you love me?

..I love you, do you love me..?..:laugh:...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Steven sooo camp

[Lister of Smeg]

Biannca needs to ****** Chris she can sort them blue balls out before she goes tomorrow .

[Jessica.]

..I love you, do you love me..?..:laugh:...

How much do you love me though?

[Johnnyuk123]

I love you do you love me i love you do you love me? Open it.

[Shaun]

hopefully Pav gets a bundle of votes for pouring water on their relationship :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

Kim....you had a boyfriend hunni. Just own it.

[abhorson]

Why the **** does SB change her mind, Helen is 100% the most manipulative. The cow said she was honest. Until it suits her.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

can you go away kim

[Gusto Brunt]

I'm starting to see more and more what Kim is like. A hard nosed cow.

[Amy Jade]

Dating does mean open relationship to me.

[Jessica.]

"Aperently I'm boreng and a prud"

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dani self revelation moment

[GypsyGoth]

Dani has come out of this way better than I thought.

[hijaxers]

A little bit of a cheese ball? Mate you're a full slice of edam

A slice ! He's a full roundelle

[Lister of Smeg]

Stevie Me making it about him again.:sleep:

[Johnnyuk123]

He's the only millionaire i know on job seekers.

[Ammi]

How much do you love me though?

..enough to want you to marry me and want you to tear all your old boyfriend's pics up...:laugh:...(but you would if you loved me like I love you..)...

[fitz2k2]

its alllllllllllllllllll about steven

[GypsyGoth]

150% genuine? Why not 151% genuine, that's one more.

[Brother Leon]

Pav destroying their relationship


top work.

[arista]

Get off this Steven crap

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

uh oh she'sjust as psycho as him

[Crimson Dynamo]

Steven told everyone chris is untrustworthy

Zoe says Chris most sincere

Housemates believe Zoe


Steven goes down 2 pegs

[Ammi]

..stop it Kim, I'm being funny...

[Yoshi888]

Steven is such a nob

[fitz2k2]

kim is pissed

[GypsyGoth]

uh oh she'sjust as psycho as him

:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Steven is so condesending.

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg Chris right again! That Steven does not actually listen to responses/replies of people

[Jessica.]

..enough to want you to marry me and want you to tear all your old boyfriend's pics up...:laugh:...(but you would if you loved me like I love you..)...

Do you know how much I love you though? So much!
I ripped up the pics, you know?

[Johnnyuk123]

On the plus side when Stevo the psycho gets evicted he goes back to sleeping in the box room at his mummies house.

[Gusto Brunt]

I used to think it was Steven you'd have to hide the kitchen knives from - now I think Kim is more dangerous.

[Ammi]

uh oh she'sjust as psycho as him

..she has one blank expression that fits all emotions...I guess at least she won't get laughter lines...

[Shaun]

doesn't Helen already know about the kiss? :laugh: she has a good poker face

[Lister of Smeg]

Pav destroying their relationship


top work.

He plans to go balls deep on Kim :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

'i had a suck with christopher' :conf:

[Amy Jade]

Mark doesn't give a flying ******* about Christopher, he is only saying he is going to go on a date with him to try and make himself look good to the viewers.

[Yoshi888]

On the plus side when Stevo the psycho gets evicted he goes back to sleeping in the box room at his mummies house.

I think your half right I think he sleeps in his moms box

[Johnnyuk123]

I think your half right I think he sleeps in his moms box

:joker::joker::joker:

[fitz2k2]

lol mark

[Jake.]

Steven can go

[Johnnyuk123]

Kimberley going all out to get saved by moving her face.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Of feck the robots drunk

[abhorson]

Pav came out of that best.

[Shaun]

all this drama and none of it caused by ashleigh :worry:

[Jake.]

Not Helen accusing somebody who's drunk of being rude

[Jessica.]

OMG ASH AND HELEN FELL OUT, AMAZING!! \o/

[Ammi]

.. Kimberley shows emotion/exclusive......:omg:...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that kim is smart. now that she knows the public ain't buying that **** she's going to destroy it with steven. she played well. I knew her being submissive was an act. :shrug:

[Brother Leon]

Steverley really has been destroyed in 5 mins by Pav :joker:

[lily.]

Kimberley going all out to get saved by moving her face.

pmsl

[Lister of Smeg]

'i had a suck with christopher' :conf:

Im sure they were just sharing a calpso in the store room :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Pav can stay

[Johnnyuk123]

When Kimbot gets evicted i hope that Emma interviews her without moving her face.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

.. Kimberley shows emotion/exclusive......:omg:...

was all an act. she has skills

[fitz2k2]

the end of Steven n kim/the end of kim n ash

[hijaxers]

Of feck the robots drunk


Yeah and she's well confused by her prospective husband - I think Kim is beginning to see what he's really like and feels a complete fool - bit late darlin !

[Johnnyuk123]

Im sure they were just sharing a calpso in the store room :nono:

Calipso is Marks nickname for his penis.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im sure they were just sharing a calpso in the store room :nono:

Or maybe a Ballnut Whip?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Pav can stay

yes. he doesn't kiss ass. Hi pav:wavey:

[Jessica.]

oh my god, why is there a show about buses?

[hijaxers]

Or maybe a Ballnut Whip?

Or a ZoooMmmm !!!!!!!! Rocket

[GypsyGoth]

They are like a bunch of homeless drunk junkies.

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark needs Christopher more than Christopher needs Mark.

[Gusto Brunt]

Christopher looks ten years older than 23.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh woe is steven

[Crimson Dynamo]

Melt down

[MB.]

Steven can't decide whether he prefers to be shat on or wanked on :worry:

[Gusto Brunt]

LOL.

[Johnnyuk123]

Open it!

[fitz2k2]

It allll about steven that all he cares about

[Jessica.]

http://puu.sh/afRhr/6779d76953.jpg
"fite me irl m8"

[zakman440]

I'm so confused with this argument already...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

they're both so weird :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

They should play comedy silly music over this bit.

[Lister of Smeg]

Steverley really has been destroyed in 5 mins by Pav :joker:

What a guy :worship:

[Shaun]

he has absolutely zero sense of accountability. that's the problem. all he ever says when they disagree is "YOU'RE making ME look bad"

he's such a ****ing awful person

[Gusto Brunt]

What's the argument about?

[Brother Leon]

This is awk to watch :laugh:

[lily.]

he has absolutely zero sense of accountability. that's the problem. all he ever says when they disagree is "YOU'RE making ME look bad"

he's such a ****ing awful person

This. I hope they kick him out on Friday.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Steven haha

I am hooting with laughter

[Ammi]

..do you know how bad this is making me look...:laugh:..

[MeMyselfAndI]

Steven is a twat! He is all about himself and how he looks! UGH

[zakman440]

What's the argument about?

I literally have no idea.