Ch5HD Big Brother Discussion 9PM Saturday 19/7/14

[arista]

I hope we get to see
Kim leave proper.


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Yes Honey - you are full on.


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Yes Helen - why not

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Shock Evictions


9PM tonight

[arista]

on in 8mins

[michael21]

on in 8mins

yes but ch4hd 9pm is better can watch tonight on ch5+24

[Johnnyuk123]

Will we see Kim smiling in her best bits?

[Ammi]

..:amazed:..

[arista]

on now

[Jemal]

Wtf Ashleigh didnt say that about danielle?

[Gusto Brunt]

Is Kim not in these highlights?

[GypsyGoth]

Is Kim not in these highlights?

The morning part and maybe the afternoon.

[Ammi]

Is Kim not in these highlights?

..I'm not sure what time she left the house but they'll probably not show her at all..

[Gusto Brunt]

The morning part and maybe the afternoon.

Not seen her yet...

[Johnnyuk123]

Does Kim re enter the house on Monday with Stevens baby?
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[Shaun]

pale green ghosts :flutter:

[Ammi]

Does Kim re enter the house on Monday with Stevens baby?
http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/c5b4679c212b872b7c11406c57d34bbf/http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/Anddrai/mr-bean-baby-74899.jpg

..:laugh:...

[Achilles]

Is that Kimberly in bed?

[Adamw92]

Kim's last highlight show :sad:

[Johnnyuk123]

..:laugh:...

You know it could so look like that don't you. :hehe:

[Jordan.]

bye kim

[Gusto Brunt]

It's all staged.

[Shaun]

that frightening illness

[Ammi]

You know it could so look like that don't you. :hehe:

..poor Rowan..:sad:...

[Achilles]

Ash looked f...ed :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

bye kimbot

[Gusto Brunt]

What's happened to Ash's eyes?

[Shaun]

I don't think Ash has ever had his top off on the HLs before :suspect:

[Samm]

That was a crap ending for Kimberly :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Looks like she was sick with nerves at being up.

[Johnnyuk123]

That was strange. Kimbo's face moved more in the diary room just then than in the house since day 1. She didn't look sick at all.

[Ammi]

..she did look completely drained I thought and they must have thought it would be detrimental to stay there...

[Gusto Brunt]

I think Pav's a bit sneaky.

[fitz2k2]

im gonna laugh if shes pregnant

[Johnnyuk123]

Will they show the newbies deciding on Kimbo or will that be cut out?

[Ammi]

..I think they just want to give her time to leave the country and create a new identity before Steven leaves on Friday...

[arista]

Is that it Kim
just left in the DR

[Johnnyuk123]

..I think they just want to give her time to leave the country and create a new identity before Steven leaves on Friday...

Her new name is Ivanna Shagalot.

[Ammi]

..awww, Danielle wanted to go..:sad:..

[Shaun]

:joker: don't be daft Ammi, he'll find another way to wriggle into immunity again

[GypsyGoth]

Careful what you wish for Dani.

[fitz2k2]

so Danielle wants to go but then she is shocked that she went lol

[Jemal]

Wow at steven..

[Ammi]

:joker: don't be daft Ammi, he'll find another way to wriggle into immunity again

..stop that this minute..:fist:..

[Jemal]

The guy just makes me angry lol

[Gusto Brunt]

Her new name is Ivanna Shagalot.

Perfect for her new hard core porn movie career.

[Achilles]

Was Kim carrying her operating manual when she left?

[Ammi]

Careful what you wish for Dani.


..I think she read the tea leaves again...

[abhorson]

A-holes still opting for Christmas.

[Johnnyuk123]

Was Kim carrying her operating manual when she left?

No it was her battery charger.

[GypsyGoth]

..I think she read the tea leaves again...

:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Dimston flying under the radar once again. lol

[Ammi]

..she looked lovely at her eviction..:love:...

[fitz2k2]

steven continues to bash kim smdh

[MeMyselfAndI]

annoyed as Kim was gunna go anyway, why did she have to walk like hours before the eviction :crazy:

[Achilles]

I think these highlights are edited by Eric Morecambe. :hehe:

[Jessica.]

I missed everything until now, can anyone fill me in please?

[Johnnyuk123]

Danielle was defo shafted by the BB production team.

[GypsyGoth]

..she looked lovely at her eviction..:love:...

Kim carrying her bag of sick?

[Jemal]

Can someone tell me how the rock has hair in hercules lol

[Achilles]

I think it was her contract

[Johnnyuk123]

Kim is now on the mend over at Steves house in his box room.

[Achilles]

Kim is now on the mend over at Steves house in his box room.

She's with Sasha making fun of Steven

[fitz2k2]

I think it was her contract

if shes up for eviction she is allowed to dip?lol

[GypsyGoth]

I missed everything until now, can anyone fill me in please?

Helen & Ash mentioned how they kinda regretted the kiss.

Kim was called to the DR with a bag she was using to get sick in, we didn't see her being ill, they just showed her in the DR and then she was told that she was gonna go see a doctor. So it's impossible to say if she was faking on just what we saw.

I think that's pretty much it. Oh and Dani said she wanted to go cause she was fed up with the sex talk.

[Johnnyuk123]

She's with Sasha making fun of Steven

True! :joker:

[Jessica.]

Helen & Ash mentioned how they kinda regretted the kiss.

Kim was called to the DR with a bag she was using to get sick in, we didn't see her being ill, they just showed her in the DR and then she was told that she was gonna go see a doctor. So it's impossible to say if she was faking on just what we saw.

I think that's pretty much it. Oh and Dani said she wanted to go cause she was fed up with the sex talk.

Thanks. :love:

[Achilles]

Trouble with no live feed is we have no idea about the chronology of events in this house

[Johnnyuk123]

Look at the state of the garden. It's a shytehole.

[Ammi]

Kim carrying her bag of sick?

..:joker:...yeah, she really suited that shade of green...

[hijaxers]

Does Kim re enter the house on Monday with Stevens baby?
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Yesss and what a little beauty !

[GypsyGoth]

..:joker:...yeah, she really suited that shade of green...

:laugh2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Bianca's gonna be a big miss.

[Johnnyuk123]

Yesss and what a little beauty !

And his son becomes a housemate and goes on to win!

[Gusto Brunt]

Mark doesn't look like Christopher's type to me.

[Achilles]

Christopher wants to play hide the sausage with Mark

[Ammi]

..I so want to like Christopher but it doesn't always happen..:sad:...

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark doesn't look like Christopher's type to me.

Mark does have a type. His own reflection.

[Gusto Brunt]

Mark does have a type. His own reflection.

Spot on. :joker:

[Ammi]

..Zoe has a severe earring crisis going on....

[Achilles]

I just hate the guy Zoe :shrug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Spot on. :joker:

It really is true. :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Zoe isn't even listening.

[fitz2k2]

steven is soooooooooo dumb

[Jessica.]

..Zoe has a severe earring crisis going on....

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[hijaxers]

Mark doesn't look like Christopher's type to me.

and Christopher is certainly is not Marks type :joker::joker::joker:

[fitz2k2]

is zoe telling steven kim is not good for him?

[Gusto Brunt]

steven is soooooooooo dumb

He's one of the oldest looking 23 year old's I've ever seen. More like 35.

[Jemal]

Steven is so fake

[Johnnyuk123]

This is BB Kim has feked off and is now half way across the atlantic ocean to get away from her stalker.

[Shaun]

:joker: Ash

[hijaxers]

What the ****** is Steven up to ? the grovelling buck passing ****house

[Achilles]

Steven is so fake

He went to the Nick Clegg school of acting

[fitz2k2]

nobody cares about kim lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[Ammi]

..there were more tears and emotion for Pauline from Steven ...:suspect:...

[Shaun]

oh god please choke on that ham

[Johnnyuk123]

Steven so upbeat now Kimbo is gone. lol

[Shaun]

oh god please choke on that ham

wait that came out wrong

[Jessica.]

..there were more tears and emotion for Pauline from Steven ...:suspect:...

:joker: true

[Achilles]

Why has he brought a ****ing sandwich in with him. Total prick he is

[zakman440]

:joker: Why is he eating toast in the diary room?

[Gusto Brunt]

is that ham on toast?

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't you lose your appetite when something drastic happens to you in life?

[fitz2k2]

steven loved kim so much hes not crying

[Ammi]

..'I've got this on my mind now'...poor Steven, I hope Kim's ashamed of herself, she almost put him off his toast...

[Gusto Brunt]

He doesn't look worried.

[Jemal]

Wtf?

[GypsyGoth]

Kim is in the best hands, Sasha's hands.

[Achilles]

I need a punchbag! Someone find me a punchbag!

[fitz2k2]

steven don't look worried at all

[Gusto Brunt]

Kim is in the best hands, Sasha's hands.

Got it in one.

[abhorson]

Ash was right. Kim still should have been voted.

5 wanted the doors.

[Jessica.]

If that was me my toast would be soggy from the tears. :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Why doesn't Bianca wear her weave straight?

[abhorson]

**** eating while saying it.

Sick.

[GypsyGoth]

That's not a luxury pad, there is no natural light.

[Shaun]

so Ashleigh would've gone if Biannca survived :worry:

[Ammi]

Kim is in the best hands, Sasha's hands.

..:laugh:..ouch, he might have had to leave the rest of his toast uneaten if BB had said that...

[Achilles]

STEVEN!!!!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Why doesn't Bianca wear her weave straight?

Because it keeps getting banged against the headboard?

[Achilles]

idiots

[Jessica.]

That's not a luxury pad, there is no natural light.

:joker: It's probably next to the bins.

[GypsyGoth]

..:laugh:..ouch, he might have had to leave the rest of his toast uneaten if BB had said that...

:laugh2:

[Samm]

I love Danielle but I am glad Ashleigh stayed over her

[Shaun]

I'm guessing they never heard the Steven chants because they were in the house :facepalm:

[GypsyGoth]

:joker: It's probably next to the bins.

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Adamw92]

They don't know who the public want out? heres a big ****ing clue....

STEVEN!

[hijaxers]

If that was me my toast would be soggy from the tears. :joker:

Too busy chamming and enjoying the moment to grizzle :joker: What a vile oily heap of steaming hot s***e he is

[Achilles]

F... St Lucia, GET STEVEN OUT :tongue:

[Marsh.]

That scene of Steven in the diary room just made me shiver.

:worry: He repulses me.

[Gusto Brunt]

Because it keeps getting banged against the headboard?

You should change your name to JohnnyJoker. :joker:

[abhorson]

That scene of Steven in the diary room just made me shiver.

:worry: He repulses me.

It was like he did not care.

[Johnnyuk123]

You should change your name to JohnnyJoker. :joker:

:joker:

Talking of jokers they played a prank on Dimston today.

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[Marsh.]

It was like he did not care.

It wasn't even that for me, his body language, the way he speaks, everything about him I seriously dislike. :yuk:

[Achilles]

I wish BB would give Steven a task to look inside the Ark of the Covenant
n2ZpsbGr7s8

[abhorson]

That repulsed me too.

Zero respect or concern.

Makes me think that these two were not real.

[Johnnyuk123]

That piece of toast Steven ate in the diary room could easily be flava beans washed down with a glass of chiante.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[abhorson]

GREAT

Get to see SB get the boot again.

[Johnnyuk123]

When he gets out Steven will be advertising virgin internet saying... You can upload in 2 seconds just like Steven.

[fitz2k2]

can careless for zoe

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh no dressed like this then rips her bra off. lol

[Ammi]

..Biannca..:sad:...

[GypsyGoth]

I think Helen was secretly happy to see the back of Biannca.

[Gusto Brunt]

bring back Bianca, all is forgiven.

[GypsyGoth]

Amazing exit!!

[Ammi]

I think Helen was secretly happy to see the back of Biannca.

..everyone else was happy to see the front of her...

[Shaun]

Helen's face :joker:

[abhorson]

Oh no dressed like this then rips her bra off. lol

Exactly.

She does care:laugh:

[Ammi]

..two second Steven...not a nickname he might have wanted...

[Samm]

I'm glad Zoe changed it

[zakman440]

:facepalm: at their decision.

[fitz2k2]

I want zoe out!

[GypsyGoth]

..everyone else was happy to see the front of her...

:laugh: I'd say a lot of the crowd were shocked.

[Doogle]

Omg at Biannca being a less outrageous Kinga (I missed last night excuse my delay)

[Achilles]

Why not think "let's evict 2 second STEVEN"?!??!?!?!

[Ammi]

..Helan and Ash loving Biannca..:lovedup:...

[Gusto Brunt]

Six seconds Steven would have been better alliteration.

[Achilles]

Chris' reaction was so funny

[Achilles]

Stupid crowd should have chanted GET STEVEN OUT to make it CLEAR

[Johnnyuk123]

Six seconds Steven would have been better alliteration.

4 seconds to say open it then 2 to do the dirty deed?

[Gusto Brunt]

Stupid crowd should have chanted GET STEVEN OUT to make it CLEAR

They did.

[MB.]

Six seconds Steven would have been better alliteration.

He could only dream of lasting that long :unsure:

[zakman440]

Surely the 'Get Steven out' chant would convince you to evict Steven?

[Shaun]

maybe if the crowd had done the proper, normal, "get ____ out" chant instead of the stupid sex joke, whilst Biannca was evicted, they'd have thought to go for him :facepalm:

[Doogle]

Wtf that was such a horrible way of doing that :o

Danielle is my fave I lit have no one left to support

[Gusto Brunt]

4 seconds to say open it then 2 to do the dirty deed?

Eggzackly.

[Achilles]

They did.

Not enough though, only right at the end. GET STEVEN OUT then do the funny chant once he is out

[Johnnyuk123]

Surely the 'Get Steven out' chant would convince you to evict Steven?

No it's not in the script.

[Adamw92]

Danielle :(

[Gusto Brunt]

Not enough though, only right at the end. GET STEVEN OUT then do the funny chant once he is out

i wood agree.

[Shaun]

but then it wouldn't have surprised me if the producers started the 2 Second Steven chant anyway :shrug:

[Samm]

she needs to go back in since the bitch Kimberly left

[abhorson]

Really want Zoe and Pav out now.

[Doogle]

Danielle is one of the best C5 housemates of all time I am disgusted at this decision when that slimy dickhead Steven lives on in there

Wish they'd put Danielle back in

[Gusto Brunt]

It was a right twist.

[fitz2k2]

Really want Zoe and Pav out now.

ditto.zoe would be hard to get out unless she starts bitching about a housemate

[Achilles]

Ashleigh was so close to going. Do you think she thought she was going because she looked very shocked and Danielle was shocked during interview?

[Gusto Brunt]

Danielle is one of the best C5 housemates of all time I am disgusted at this decision when that slimy dickhead Steven lives on in there

Wish they'd put Danielle back in

Well said.

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark flying under the radar keeping Dimston company.

[Jessica.]

I am happy that Ashleigh is still in but I am so annoyed about Danielle leaving. :sad:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great to see vile Danielle go

Ashleigh so not bothered

[Ammi]

Danielle is one of the best C5 housemates of all time I am disgusted at this decision when that slimy dickhead Steven lives on in there

Wish they'd put Danielle back in


..yeah I agree Doogle, her game was brilliant and how she stuck by Marlon when no one else bothered with him...:lovedup:....

[Johnnyuk123]

We all know Danielle would not have won but over that lot she defo did not deserve to go.

[Doogle]

Mark needs to win to save this series

[fitz2k2]

Ashleigh is def putting up zoe/pav

[Gusto Brunt]

Pav fancies Ashleigh.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Steven enjoying any old attention

[fitz2k2]

Mark needs to win to save this series

naaa chris to win

[Achilles]

Mark needs to win to save this series

Ashleigh and Chris top 2 will make it a great series :hmph:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh and Chris are getting close.

[Doogle]

Is it worth seeing yesterdays BOTS? I keep reading about Danielle being fake or something can someone just gimme the deets this show moves so fast

[Jessica.]

I want Mark, Ashleigh, Chris or Christopher to win.

[GypsyGoth]

Ashleigh is def putting up zoe/pav

I could see her picking Steven, since he's hated, he would be a good person to be up against.

[Shaun]

Is it worth seeing yesterdays BOTS? I keep reading about Danielle being fake or something can someone just gimme the deets this show moves so fast

nothing happened because Dexter's a weak, snivelling piece of crap and no one cares

[Ammi]

..is it normal BB now then..:amazed:...

[Johnnyuk123]

..is it normal BB now then..:amazed:...

never lol :joker:

[Shaun]

That champagne bottle's about to get a formal warning.

[Jamesy]

Armageddon is over? Was already over by Tuesday morning tbh.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I think Ash could win

[Crimson Dynamo]

Danielle is one of the best C5 housemates of all time I am disgusted at this decision when that slimy dickhead Steven lives on in there

Wish they'd put Danielle back in

Utter garbage

[Marsh.]

Did Ash ask Christopher to **** him up the arse? :umm2:

[Achilles]

Yeah, F Armageddon up the arse! :laugh:

[Ammi]

..*is judging Zoe on her earring taste*....

[Gusto Brunt]

Armageddon is over? Was already over by Tuesday morning tbh.

It was a damp squib.

[Johnnyuk123]

I think Ash could win

If BB has a tombola yes. He will win that knitted lady in a dress that you put over a bog roll.

[Crimson Dynamo]

nothing happened because Dexter's a weak, snivelling piece of crap and no one cares

Both of them are weak snivelling wrecks. It was pathetic to behold.

[Marsh.]

..*is judging Zoe on her earring taste*....

Don't judge her! :fist: I've seen your lego shoes.

[Macie Lightfoot]

nothing happened because Dexter's a weak, snivelling piece of crap and no one cares

Dexter = BradTheLadLong

[Johnnyuk123]

Next weeks task is called (SLAG) Helen is up for it.

[jackc1806]

Ash with his best moment so far. :laugh:

[Shaun]

Dexter = BradTheLadLong

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ash has the voice of Gary Barlow and the personality of a corpse.

[Tarryn]

Zoe s REALLY annoying me.
So over the top AND an arse kisser.
She is like a female Mark.
The sad thing is she will cruise through to the final.

[Achilles]

How wrong you are Ash

[Jemal]

lol at steven.
Deluded twat

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen and Ash knew.

[Marsh.]

All the chat shows? :umm2:

Yes when Graham Norton is interviewing Tom Cruise he decides to spend half the show talking about boring old you Steven.

[GypsyGoth]

Steven hasn't a clue what he's like in a relationship. He was creepy as **** and he has no idea.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes ash all the 14 year old girls in the crowd are jealous steven is shagging a
Low rent soft porn beeatch

[Jemal]

Zoe is so overrated

[Johnnyuk123]

No it is not messy at all Steven. What is messy is when you try to tidy your bed and the sound of you sorting the duvet out is like ripping velcro.

[Shaun]

this show is so difficult to keep invested in now

[GypsyGoth]

Zoe is kinda mental :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

get ha out

[Marsh.]

I think I like Zoe because she comes across so likeable in a house full of twats.

[Johnnyuk123]

And she doesn't have to suck simons erm....

[Ammi]

Don't judge her! :fist: I've seen your lego shoes.

..I really suit them so hush down..:hmph:...

[fitz2k2]

get out of here zoe

[Achilles]

No Zoe you got cheered because you already a celeb, I know F all about you :tongue:

[Tarryn]

She reminds me of when Dawn French used to take the piss out of someone :laugh:

[Jordan.]

boring I miss Danielle

[Jemal]

Daum helens ass

[hijaxers]

Zoe is so overrated

She certainly is - not keen at all

[Marsh.]

And she doesn't have to suck simons erm....

Of course she doesn't, she's not male.

[Jemal]

Helen and Ash >>

[Johnnyuk123]

Zonia came second in the eurovision song contest in 1993 with Better The Devil You Know.

[Achilles]

Would anyone be bothered at all if an ex hooker has sex on BB? :shrug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Of course she doesn't, she's not male.

:joker::joker::joker:
You dropping truth tea again :joker::joker::joker: love it! :joker:

[Shaun]

has chris lost a lot of weight or was he always like that :suspect:

[Tarryn]

Would anyone be bothered at all if an ex hooker has sex on BB? :shrug:

The only reason she won't is coz Ash has no money in the house.

[Ammi]

..Chris, being given a task..:love:...

[Achilles]

Why they only show the toilet part of the conversation :hmph:

[GypsyGoth]

has chris lost a lot of weight or was he always like that :suspect:

He's been secretly working out to impress Ashleigh.

[Johnnyuk123]

has chris lost a lot of weight or was he always like that :suspect:

He's lost weight yes.

[Marsh.]

"She's my partner" :joker:

[iRyan]

Ash/Helen seem really genuine to me, I quite like their blossoming relationship tbh

[Ammi]

..omg, he wrote her a little note..THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT, STEVEN..DO YOU NOT GET IT...

[Tarryn]

Typical Steven "The love of his life" is in hospital yet he is talking about how HE feels.

[abhorson]

The only reason she won't is coz Ash has no money in the house.

OUCH!

[Achilles]

Ash/Helen seem really genuine to me, I quite like their blossoming relationship tbh

Anything is better than Steven and Kimberly

[GypsyGoth]

BOTS should be good later.

[Ammi]

"She's my partner" :joker:

..at least he doesn't say ..she's my wife...