It's too hot, my duvet get can get to ****

[Benjamin]

I've launched it across the room in a rage. I cannot sleep, it's far too humid. I'm a fan of the heat but we need the nights to cool down (or I need to invest in air con). :(

[Glenn.]

But the less it cools down at night the warmer the next day is. Usually.

[Vanessa]

I've launched it across the room in a rage. I cannot sleep, it's far too humid. I'm a fan of the heat but we need the nights to cool down (or I need to invest in air con). :(

Just sleep on top of it. :joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://i40.tinypic.com/xojzv9.png

[Glenn.]

It's so muggy here, I just put washing out. And it's drying.

[Vanessa]

I just got back home from a gig. I'm so tired. Can't wait to go to bed.

[King Gizzard]

i just fried an egg on a car

[Benjamin]

i just fried an egg on a car

http://i.imgur.com/R4cFd9E.png

[reece(:]

Tip: get a humidifier. :hehe:

[Benjamin]

Tip: get a humidifier. :hehe:

I'll just pull one from my rectum. :fist:

[Marsh.]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41907000/jpg/_41907236_fried_egg_pa_416.jpg

[Vanessa]

I got chatted up today. :umm2:

[Vanessa]

I'll just pull one from my rectum. :fist:

:laugh3:

[Vanessa]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41907000/jpg/_41907236_fried_egg_pa_416.jpg

I'll have that! I'm hungry! :laugh:

[Bluerang1]

I'll just pull one from my rectum. :fist:

Like you won't like it :hehe:

[reece(:]

I'll just pull one from my rectum. :fist:
That's probably the last place you'll find humidity, silly turtle...

[King Gizzard]

is it just a myth that you can fry eggs on cars, and if you did surely it would damage the paintwork

[King Gizzard]

and it would fail food standards and hygiene tests

[Marsh.]

LDZ5OCUjq1Y

[Benjamin]

That's probably the last place you'll find humidity, silly turtle...

Maybe not :smug:

is it just a myth that you can fry eggs on cars, and if you did surely it would damage the paintwork

LDZ5OCUjq1Y

[Marsh.]

Beat you. :smug:

[Benjamin]

Oh **** you marsha :fist:

[Me. I Am Salman]

my bedroom is really cool :love: my living room on the other hand
can't stand sitting on the leather sofas

[King Gizzard]

so basically no you can't

[Vanessa]

My bedroom is not too bad. but i don't need no pjs today. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

http://www.ixdaily.com/storage/upload/264/lor.gif

[Shaun]

is it just a myth that you can fry eggs on cars, and if you did surely it would damage the paintwork

i had this exact conversation with my driving instructor today (because i get awkward if he's silently judging me) and we agreed that it seemed unlikely :think:

[Josy]

:laugh:

Actually lmao at the title

[Benjamin]

Honestly, I'm so sweaty it's disgusting. Certain things keep sticking to other certain things.

[Shaun]

apparently if you put a bottle of frozen water in front of your fan it's like having air con :think:

i'm full of interesting theories tonight

[Vanessa]

Honestly, I'm so sweaty it's disgusting. Certain things keep sticking to other certain things.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

apparently if you put a bottle of frozen water in front of your fan it's like having air con :think:

i'm full of interesting theories tonight

I don't even have a fan. :(

[Marsh.]

Josy is amused by your poor grammar.

[Benjamin]

Would a frozen bag of peas work? Like the opposite of a hot water bottle?

[King Gizzard]

isn't the fan in itself aircon

[Kizzy]

Go to a 24hr asda and get an oscillating fan?

[Marsh.]

I don't have a fan, I've made do with wafting a piece of card but my arm's sore.

[King Gizzard]

I told Jake this the other day and he just straight up batted away my advice

Put a cold flannel on your head

[Shaun]

isn't the fan in itself aircon

well it's just blowing air at you so it feels like a breeze, it doesn't affect the temperature :think:

[Benjamin]

Go to a 24hr asda and get an oscillating fan?

I do have a 24 hour asda about 5 mins walk away but I am not dragging that thing up hill just to get to sleep.

[Marsh.]

isn't the fan in itself aircon

does a fan condition the air? :think:

[King Gizzard]

I don't have a fan, I've made do with wafting a piece of card but my arm's sore.

my grandma always told me that just makes you hotter cause you're doing physical activity

[King Gizzard]

here I was thinking air con was just a fancy way of saying fan

[reece(:]

Honestly, I'm so sweaty it's disgusting. Certain things keep sticking to other certain things.
http://i.imgur.com/rG1h3bi.jpg

[Kizzy]

I do have a 24 hour asda about 5 mins walk away but I am not dragging that thing up hill just to get to sleep.

dragging?... ha

Get a desk fan not a wind turbine :idc:

[Benjamin]

here I was thinking air con was just a fancy way of saying fan

Fans are generally **** when too hot though, they just blow the warm air around. That's worse.

[Marsh.]

my grandma always told me that just makes you hotter cause you're doing physical activity

http://www.bestdeodorantformenhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sweating_airplane.jpeg

[Benjamin]

dragging?... ha

Get a desk fan not a wind turbine :idc:

Can you not just come down here and fan me down? :hugesmile:

[Marsh.]

dragging?... ha

:hehe:

[Josy]

I don't have a fan, I've made do with wafting a piece of card but my arm's sore.

:joker::joker: ****sake

[Kizzy]

Can you not just come down here and fan me down? :hugesmile:

Have a cold shower :hmph:

[Shaun]

rub ice on your nipnips

[Benjamin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Cool-Yourself-Without-Air-Conditioning

[Benjamin]

Have a cold shower :hmph:

I'm so very tempted.

[Vanessa]

I'm so very tempted.

Or an ice bath. :joker:

[Benjamin]

5). Go downstairs and lie on the floor.


:umm2:

[Shaun]

:joker:

our fridge/freezer almost packed up today :worry: that would've been disastrous.

[Kizzy]

Put up your christmas decorations then your brain will think it's winter :D

[Marsh.]

I used to go and lie in the hall when I was younger to cool down. My mother thought I'd had an accident.

[Kizzy]

:joker:

our fridge/freezer almost packed up today :worry: that would've been disastrous.

Why, who's in there?

[Kizzy]

I used to go and lie in the hall when I was younger to cool down. My mother thought I'd had an accident.

Lies you slept in the hall BECAUSE you'd had an accident :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

we have one of these in my house in bangladesh

http://www.saturnsales.co.uk/images/oldcom/plasma%20clean%20air%20conditioner.jpg

whenever it was hot we'd close all the doors + windows, turn it on and just lie on the marble floors :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Lies you slept in the hall BECAUSE you'd had an accident :laugh:

:joker:

[Benjamin]

I think in the morning I'm going to put my hot water bottle in the freezer ready for tomorrow night.

[Marsh.]

I think in the morning I'm going to put my hot water bottle in the freezer ready for tomorrow night.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

I think in the morning I'm going to put my hot water bottle in the freezer ready for tomorrow night.

Or you can get in Shaun freezer. :joker:

[Kizzy]

Scrape the ice from your freezer put it in a bowl and sleep with your fingers in it? :)

[Marsh.]

:hehe: Then he really will wake up with sticky bits.

[Benjamin]

I think my idea was a genuinely good one. :hmph:

[Vanessa]

:hehe: Then he really will wake up with sticky bits.

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

I think my idea was a genuinely good one. :hmph:

Not going to help you tonight is it?... walk to asda nakey if you get there and get a fan great, if you get arrested cells are very cold... win win :)

[Marsh.]

I think my idea was a genuinely good one. :hmph:

Buy a bag of ice and just throw it all over the bed.

[divergent]

My bedroom is not too bad. but i don't need no pjs today. :laugh:

http://i60.tinypic.com/2meb8mh.gif

[Josy]

Just sit outside

[Kizzy]

Act like a penguin... penguins are cold.
Or a reptile, reptiles are cold blooded, be ben the iguana?

[Sophiee]

I have a fan right next to my bed, very efficient :smug:.

[Kizzy]

I used to have a fan at the side of my bed, but then it turned out to be a dirty great sweaty pig :laugh:

[Marsh.]

What did you do with the pig? :laugh:

[Kizzy]

What did you do with the pig? :laugh:

It went fart fart fart all the way home.... :yuk:

[Natalie.]

Had a fan on me all night,helps a little

[Cherie]

I used to have a fan at the side of my bed, but then it turned out to be a dirty great sweaty pig :laugh:

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

I'm sleeping in the sitting room, because the bedroom is always too hot. :laugh:

[Suze]

I would have the fans on every year, this year haven't bothered as wanted to experiment to see if it makes any difference, and it is actually cooler as the fans just circulate the warm air. I have one ceiling fan going on low speed in the back room where computer is and one small fan in the bedroom at night and one in front of my exercise bike to keep me cooler when on there in this weather and the difference is amazing, so much so that I might just get rid of the rest of my fans I have. I bought half a dozen fine mist bottles from amazon for £1.99p and use these to keep cool as well as just a hand fan now and again, plus just drink plenty of water.

But why Ben do you still have a duvet on your bed? won't that just make you sweat anyways? I just have a sheet over me at nights in this weather and sleep in the nude.

[Vanessa]

I would have the fans on every year, this year haven't bothered as wanted to experiment to see if it makes any difference, and it is actually cooler as the fans just circulate the warm air. I have one ceiling fan going on low speed in the back room where computer is and one small fan in the bedroom at night and one in front of my exercise bike to keep me cooler when on there in this weather and the difference is amazing, so much so that I might just get rid of the rest of my fans I have. I bought half a dozen fine mist bottles from amazon for £1.99p and use these to keep cool as well as just a hand fan now and again, plus just drink plenty of water.

But why Ben do you still have a duvet on your bed? won't that just make you sweat anyways? I just have a sheet over me at nights in this weather and sleep in the nude.

My duvet i very thin, so i just sleep on top of it. :laugh:

[Suze]

My duvet i very thin, so i just sleep on top of it. :laugh:

Chuck it off the bed Vanessa and just sleep under the sheet instead in this weather :)

[T*]

it's so hot lately :(

[Vanessa]

Chuck it off the bed Vanessa and just sleep under the sheet instead in this weather :)

I don't like sleeping under the sheets when it's too hot.

[Vanessa]

it's so hot lately :(

29 degrees today. :omg:

[Benjamin]

I would have the fans on every year, this year haven't bothered as wanted to experiment to see if it makes any difference, and it is actually cooler as the fans just circulate the warm air. I have one ceiling fan going on low speed in the back room where computer is and one small fan in the bedroom at night and one in front of my exercise bike to keep me cooler when on there in this weather and the difference is amazing, so much so that I might just get rid of the rest of my fans I have. I bought half a dozen fine mist bottles from amazon for £1.99p and use these to keep cool as well as just a hand fan now and again, plus just drink plenty of water.

But why Ben do you still have a duvet on your bed? won't that just make you sweat anyways? I just have a sheet over me at nights in this weather and sleep in the nude.

Pervert, asking me to sleep nude. :bored:

[Vanessa]

Nothing wrong with sleeping commando. :p

[Benjamin]

I already do :hehe:

[Vanessa]

I already do :hehe:

:creep:

[Adamw92]

The heat is ridiculous lately :( having to resort to sleeping on top of the covers at night and I don't like it.

[Jake.]

this heat is disgusting

[Samm]

It's so much better tonight

[reece(:]

It's quite cool here.

[MB.]

I'll just pull one from my rectum. :fist:

I got chatted up today. :umm2:

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