Bo's Bungalow

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lads

[Glenn.]

Did I miss drama?

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/zapoQ7q.jpg?1

:flutter:

[Liam-]

Sports sports sports sports

[Smithy]

Did I miss drama?

Yep :fan:

[Drew.]

Get out of here

[Smithy]

Drew **** you you ****ing cis scum

[Glenn.]

When I enter this thread I always have a mental image of going into a pub when the football is on and being stared at.

[Smithy]

When I enter this thread I always have a mental image of going into a pub when the football is on and being stared at.

:joker:

[Drew.]

Drew **** you you ****ing cis scum

Quieten down Platt

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hi drew can i stay

[Jay.]

I could get used to this

[Jay.]

Hi

[Liam-]

When I enter this thread I always have a mental image of going into a pub when the football is on and being stared at.

x2

[Glenn.]

What did I miss in the lounge?

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i have the highest post count in this thread anyway

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josy doesn't count bc she is not a real person

[Drew.]

hi drew can i stay

If you clear out these pests

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ok gays settle down

[Glenn.]

-packs away dildos-

[Liam-]

Yes sir

[Jay.]

i'm not gay therefore can i stay or?

[Natalie.]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrewpqrgk81qcqqpjo1_250.gif

[Smithy]

I am literally Katie Hopkins in jays sig tonight

[Jay.]

I am literally Katie Hopkins in jays sig tonight

Weren't we all :worry:

[Jake.]

when you looking at a fleshlight but it's pre-owned

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Natalie.]

when you looking at a fleshlight but it's pre-owned

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

omg :laugh:

[Liam-]

Fleshlights are weird.. They're basically a vagina on a stick

[Jay.]

jake omfg :joker:

[Margarine.]

Sex

[Ninastar]

if i had a dick, i'd well buy a fleshlight

[Margarine.]

if i had a dick, i'd well buy a fleshlight

Gender reassignment is always an option too x

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://masturbationsleeve.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/zombie-fleshlight.jpg

mmmm

[Ninastar]

Gender reassignment is always an option too x

nahh i like having a vagina

thanks for the suggestion though xo

[Jay.]

do they sell them in the 99p store i'm on a budget here

[Firewire]

Wtf did I miss

[Margarine.]

nahh i like having a vagina

thanks for the suggestion though xo

maybe in your next life xx

[Glenn.]

I'd like a vagina for a day. Just to have a fiddle about with.

[Glenn.]

do they sell them in the 99p store i'm on a budget here

Vaginas? :umm2:

[Jake.]

do they sell them in the 99p store i'm on a budget here

yeah but they'd probably break mid use, not here for it going everywhere

[Smithy]

when you looking at a fleshlight but it's pre-owned

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif
wtf :joker:

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for what going everywhere :/

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i'm watching ted

[LukeB]

do they sell them in the 99p store i'm on a budget here

I remember they sell tiny vibrators in poundland.

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oh i already said that once

[Jake.]

for what going everywhere :/

love

[Jay.]

yeah but they'd probably break mid use, not here for it going everywhere

oh not here for that :worry:

[Glenn.]

Jake are you actually looking for a fleshlight?

[Drew.]

I think he is

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o_o

[Smithy]

If it breaks mid use then just pull out and do it in a sock?

[Liam-]

We are such lads it's hard to take

[Glenn.]

Try Bondara Jake. They have some cracking deals

[Ninastar]

also what do you do when you blow your load

does it just stay in there and crust up? wouldnt that cut your willy the next time you used it?

[Jake.]

My cousins cousin used to constantly do it in socks apparently until his mum pulled back his bed and found tons of rock hard socks

[Denver]

I remember they sell tiny vibrators in poundland.

Really?

[Firewire]

My cousins cousin used to constantly do it in socks apparently until his mum pulled back his bed and found tons of rock hard socks

that's vile

[Denver]

My cousins cousin used to constantly do it in socks apparently until his mum pulled back his bed and found tons of rock hard socks

Ew thanks for sharing that :shrug::joker:

[LukeB]

Really?

Yeah :joker:

[Jay.]

omg this whole conversation I can't breath

[Glenn.]

also what do you do when you blow your load

does it just stay in there and crust up? wouldnt that cut your willy the next time you used it?

No :umm2:

[Jake.]

Ew thanks for sharing that :shrug::joker:

Welcome to Chat & Games :)

[Liam-]

also what do you do when you blow your load

does it just stay in there and crust up? wouldnt that cut your willy the next time you used it?

I think they're dishwasher safe

[Margarine.]

also what do you do when you blow your load

does it just stay in there and crust up? wouldnt that cut your willy the next time you used it?

No it's just like filling your sock full of PVA glue xx

it dries out and then you can peel it off and eat it later :smug:

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it's hard to take

just how i like it

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-18-at-17.14.40.png

[Smithy]

also what do you do when you blow your load

does it just stay in there and crust up? wouldnt that cut your willy the next time you used it?
Ew girl no, the end is a screw on cap and you pour it out and have to clean it
My cousins cousin used to constantly do it in socks apparently until his mum pulled back his bed and found tons of rock hard socks

Omfg wtf hasn't he heard of a washing machine :umm2:

[Jake.]

I think they're dishwasher safe

D: ergh could you actually imagine getting something more with your morning cuppa

[Firewire]

Smithy do you have a fleshlight

[Ninastar]

I think they're dishwasher safe

'Mum, why is there a random layer of white stuff on my spaghetti?'

[Denver]

Welcome to Chat & Games :)

Well its always best to start at the deep end :joker:

[Glenn.]

just how i like it

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-18-at-17.14.40.png

Screaming /tom

[Smithy]

"My cousins cousin" Jake subtly talking about himself

[Liam-]

D: ergh could you actually imagine getting something more with your morning cuppa

A lot of people put cream in their coffee, so you never know

[Ninastar]

Ew girl no, the end is a screw on cap and you pour it out and have to clean it


the whole thing sounded a little hot until just now omfg

[Smithy]

Smithy do you have a fleshlight

Not anymore :hehe:

[Jake.]

Well its always best to start at the deep end :joker:

*awaits pun*

[Denver]

Yeah :joker:

Thats quite mental haha

[Firewire]

Not anymore :hehe:

oop

[Jake.]

"My cousins cousin" Jake subtly talking about himself

oop

[Ninastar]

omg i cant stop laughing

[Ninastar]

what ever happened to wanking into tissues???

[Liam-]

'Mum, why is there a random layer of white stuff on my spaghetti?'

Not here for steam washed smeg ew

[Firewire]

Why do people match on tinder and then delete or does this only happen to me

[Smithy]

Caitlin don't be so disgusting its 2015 fgs

[Jay.]

you are all so dirty oh my laud

[LukeB]

Thats quite mental haha

It's called Bullet :joker:

[Ninastar]

Why do people match on tinder and then delete or does this only happen to me

omg THIS HAPPENS TO ME TOO!

I started talking to this really how spanish girl then she was gone from my chat! i was so sad

[Smithy]

Have y'all seen the flesh jack that clips into your iPad

[Ninastar]

no but it sounds rather interesting

[Jay.]

i've managed to hold like a proper conversation to 3/4 girls on tinder like what is the point in it

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Not anymore :hehe:

ahh/

[Margarine.]

Have y'all seen the flesh jack that clips into your iPad

missed that episode of Dragon's Den welp

[Jake.]

Have y'all seen the flesh jack that clips into your iPad

what :joker:

[Jay.]

omg i googled it i can't omfg

[Glenn.]

My mum used to freak out when I started wanking because she could never pair my socks

[Firewire]

omg THIS HAPPENS TO ME TOO!

I started talking to this really how spanish girl then she was gone from my chat! i was so sad

I match with people and then say hey and they're gone the next morning like did I offend by speaking??

[Firewire]

Why are we talking about fleshlights

[Jake.]

omg i googled it i can't omfg

omg same :joker:

[Liam-]

Wait, people actually did that into socks? :umm2:

[Glenn.]

Jake needs a new one

[Smithy]

http://imagescdn.tweaktown.com/news/3/8/38738_10_fleshlight_launches_the_launchpad_an_ipad _cover_you_can_have_sex_with.jpg

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My mum used to freak out when I started wanking because she could never pair my socks

:worry:

[Smithy]

Like surely it would just end up all jerky and you wouldn't even be able to see anything

[Glenn.]

Wtf

[Ninastar]

its actually really clever tbh

i wish i invented that and made millions

[Margarine.]

Welp I am so naive I didn't realise prostate exams were an actual thing

[Liam-]

Omg it's so pink

[Jay.]

Omg it's so pink

:joker:

[Margarine.]

that is not a mouth or a vagina that is one stretched arsehole

[Glenn.]

Welp I am so naive I didn't realise prostate exams were an actual thing

When's your appointment?
http://i.imgur.com/7DRG6LU.png

[Denver]

What happened to the good old right hand? :joker:

[Glenn.]

Get with the times Adam

[Glenn.]

Ew I can't at the robotic dildo things though

[Margarine.]

When's your appointment?
http://i.imgur.com/7DRG6LU.png

Hopefully not for another 30 years :smug:

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i thought prostate exams were for old people

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next time i go to the doctors i'm gonna ask if i get the hot locum

[Denver]

Welp I am so naive I didn't realise prostate exams were an actual thing

What did you think it was? :smug:

[Margarine.]

What did you think it was? :smug:

porn welp

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er

[Margarine.]

nnnnnn @ Johnny Rapid being arrested

[Black Dagger]

well well well, what's been going on here then.

[Shaun]

hey lucas =3

[Denver]

porn welp

This is one of the most funniest things ive read on here

[Black Dagger]

hey lucas =3

hey lol xD :D

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hi lucas :flower:

[LukeB]

Am I in Bo's Bungalow or 18+ Social group? :think:

[Black Dagger]

hi rose :elephant:

[Black Dagger]

adamski do you like pole or lady garden

[Black Dagger]

I need a new avatar and signature now that I don't intend on running away and throwing myself into a lake.

[Firewire]

Plucks :love:

[Firewire]

OMFG

[Shaun]

hiya rose!! :flower: oh this is awkward i used the same one :hugesmile:

[Firewire]

I'm on the iPad i wrote Lucas and it autocorrected to plucks I am in tears

[Margarine.]

I need a new avatar and signature now that I don't intend on running away and throwing myself into a lake.

This is TiBB not the Samaritans

[Denver]

Am I in Bo's Bungalow or 18+ Social group? :think:

Whats the difference :shrug:

[Black Dagger]

I'm on the iPad i wrote Lucas and it autocorrected to plucks I am in tears

What sort of inane autocorrect, they aren't even alike :fist:

[Margarine.]

Whats the difference :shrug:

Luke wouldn't be allowed to see an 18+ group

[Denver]

adamski do you like pole or lady garden

I have no sexuality :hehe:

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hiya rose!! :flower: oh this is awkward i used the same one :hugesmile:

:dog::laugh::xyxwave:

[Jay.]

I love plucks

[Firewire]

What sort of inane autocorrect, they aren't even alike :fist:

No idea :joker:

Sorry though, I love you not plucking

[LukeB]

Luke wouldn't be allowed to see an 18+ group

I'm actually a member in it:hehe:

[Black Dagger]

omfg why isn't my sig showing </33

[Black Dagger]

Oh it is now. yasss

[Firewire]

I miss Pete Burns

[Jay.]

omg i love it

[Jay.]

my two cbb faves :love:

[Black Dagger]

Same </3. I don't even think he's tweeted about it much this series either. so sad.

[Denver]

Pete Burns is the man :flutter:

[Margarine.]

Pete Burns is the man :flutter:

Should be:

Pete Burns is a man?

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my sister has met pete burns (she said idk if i believe ha)

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in the belmont pub or s/t

[Mokka]

Uuuummmm?

Where is the Lounge

(or am I allowed to ask?)

[Brother Leon]

Well.

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hi king anton

[LukeB]

Wake me up before you go go http://www.gifmania.com.au/Animated-Gifs-Fun/Animations-Funny-People/Animated-Images-Funny-Spiderman/Spiderman-Dance-66885.gif

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would tim curry do CBB

[Firewire]

would tim curry do CBB

Omg imagine

[Denver]

Wake me up before you go go http://www.gifmania.com.au/Animated-Gifs-Fun/Animations-Funny-People/Animated-Images-Funny-Spiderman/Spiderman-Dance-66885.gif

Dont leave Me hanging on like a Yo-Yo

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Omg imagine

here for him being a senile mess like leslie

[Jack.]

Uuuummmm?

Where is the Lounge

(or am I allowed to ask?)

Was thinking that myself :laugh:

[LukeB]

I love Scott. Yes i do, he is awesome dee daaa dee http://www.gifmania.com.au/Animated-Gifs-Fun/Animations-Funny-People/Animated-Images-Funny-Spiderman/Spiderman-Dance-66885.gif

[T*]

where is the lounge
what happened

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/uNA0b8t.gif

[Shaun]

lol @ the PMs

and people say i'm the obsessed one with no life :worry:

[Firewire]

lol @ the PMs

and people say i'm the obsessed one with no life :worry:

ikr

[Shaun]

it's so amusing to me

actually *heads to the plug thread*

[Brother Leon]

So. What did we think of Saturday's Premier League action guys?

Good results for those chasing the top 2,huh?

[T*]

So. What did we think of Saturday's Premier League action guys?

Good results for those chasing the top 2,huh?

*stares blankly and confused*

[Drew.]

Terrible results, apart from Chelsea - City

[LukeB]

So. What did we think of Saturday's Premier League action guys?

Good results for those chasing the top 2,huh?

I'm happy with the Liverpool win :pipe:

[T*]

*tilts head like a confused dog*

[T*]

oh did liverpool win
yay
i 'support' them

[Drew.]

What do you think of Sakhos performance Tom

[T*]

who

[Drew.]

Sakho

[Shaun]

the latvian eurovision entry from 2003 isn't it

[LukeB]

liverpool player tom

[Drew.]

2002 but close enough

[T*]

no in 2002 they won
i think it was 2004's :think:

[Glenn.]

I love football and boobies

[LukeB]

not me talking about football..

[Jack.]

What do you think of Sakhos performance Tom

Seen as you won't get an answer out of Tom :laugh: Sakho has shown he is a great defender this season and has been liverpool best defensive option.

[Jack.]

I love football and boobies

Glenn being one of the Lads :joker:

[Glenn.]

Top bantz

[Glenn.]

Josy multi?

[Jack.]

suck me tits

:umm2: No

[Jack.]

Since when did the word Squad become relevant? It's all over my timeline :fist:

[T*]

me when shaun asks to take a selfie on gta
MTKprjXPjq5

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Shaun]

bitch you take like 10 minutes to get in the screen

[Jack.]

me when shaun asks to take a selfie on gta
MTKprjXPjq5

Sassy :joker:

[Drew.]

Seen as you won't get an answer out of Tom :laugh: Sakho has shown he is a great defender this season and has been liverpool best defensive option.

What do you make of Lovren Jack?

[Firewire]

I love people who preach about other people having sad lives

[Jack.]

What do you make of Lovren Jack?

First couple of games of the season I was thinking he was alright but after that omg he was awful. At least our other summer signings are starting to come good. Can't believe we spend £20 million on him :laugh:

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why was my post deleted

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5teVixi8XLU

there

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jackf likes fitbaw? wha

[T*]

bitch you take like 10 minutes to get in the screen

i know
i always accidently push you out the way </3

[Drew.]

First couple of games of the season I was thinking he was alright but after that omg he was awful. At least our other summer signings are starting to come good. Can't believe we spend £20 million on him :laugh:

Brendan has wasted a lot of money there, have a word with him & get him to put Can in midfield, he is ruining him

[Shaun]

5teVixi8XLU

there

amazing

[Jack.]

Brendan has wasted a lot of money there, have a word with him & get him to put Can in midfield, he is ruining him

Yeah he has wasted loads of money. Want would you do make Moreno and Can swap places so Can is in midfield and Moreno is in defence? Because Can can stay in defence if his defensive replacement was Johnson :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Yeah he has wasted loads of money. Want would you do make Moreno and Can swap places so Can is in midfield and Moreno is in defence? Because Can can stay in defence if his defensive replacement was Johnson :laugh:

[2]

[Jack.]

jackf likes fitbaw? wha

Yeah Jack. Does like football and he also likes women :laugh:

[Drew.]

Yeah he has wasted loads of money. Want would you do make Moreno and Can swap places so Can is in midfield and Moreno is in defence? Because Can can stay in defence if his defensive replacement was Johnson :laugh:

Johnson is the worst player i've ever seen, i feel for you lot

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

too far jack

[Jack.]

[2]

I knew you would be thinking the same as me :joker:

[Glenn.]

I told you. I love football

[T*]

what is an football

[Jack.]

Johnson is the worst player i've ever seen, i feel for you lot

He is the worst player I've ever since. I really don't know what I'm going to do if he gets his contract renewed I will cry :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is this the new lounge then

*takes down the portrait of steven gerard hanging above the fire and replaces it with a jane mcdonald canvas*

[Brother Leon]

is this the new lounge then

*takes down the portrait of steven gerard hanging above the fire and replaces it with a jane mcdonald canvas*

Good stuff. That portrait was disgusting anyway.

[Locke.]

So. What did we think of Saturday's Premier League action guys?

Good results for those chasing the top 2,huh?

Indeed it was.

[Drew.]

is this the new lounge then

*takes down the portrait of steven gerard hanging above the fire and replaces it with a jane mcdonald canvas*

Throw it in the fire whilst you're at it

[T*]

is this the new lounge then

*takes down the portrait of steven gerard hanging above the fire and replaces it with a jane mcdonald canvas*

*unplugs the tv to make room for the statue of Linda Nolan*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

done

now we can all bask in the glory of our new jane shrine

[LukeB]

I Accidentally voted Perez the other day </3
http://i.imgur.com/zapoQ7q.jpg?1

[Shaun]

is this the new lounge then

*takes down the portrait of steven gerard hanging above the fire and replaces it with a jane mcdonald canvas*

lmfao <3

may i suggest

http://www.flightglobalimages.com/p/241/jane-mcdonald-1571121.jpg

[Locke.]

Leon pls confirm that Mignolet has more clean sheets than De Gea this season

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/JIlVxRf.gif

[Jack.]

too far jack

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230218&highlight=

I cringe so much reading this now can't believe I actually did a thread about it :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Leon pls confirm that Mignolet has more clean sheets than De Gea this season

Clean sheets mean nothing compared to points won.

Pls confirm De Gea made Sterling his personal bitch the last time they met. Poor Raheem probably still is too scared to sleep with the lights off :(

[Jack.]

Leon pls confirm that Mignolet has more clean sheets than De Gea this season

Mignolet has 8 Clean sheets now and De Gea only 7 I think isn't it :hehe:

[T*]

Mignolet has 8 Clean sheets now and De Gea only 7 I think isn't it :hehe:

is this english

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230218&highlight=

I cringe so much reading this now can't believe I actually did a thread about it :laugh:

omfg :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230218&highlight=

I cringe so much reading this now can't believe I actually did a thread about it :laugh:

I've only just come on this thread, how did it go between you and that girl?

If you don't mind me asking of course.:laugh:

[Jack.]

I've only just come on this thread, how did it go between you and that girl?

If you don't mind me asking of course.:laugh:
She dumped me and turned lesbian for about 2 weeks before going back to liking men again :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is this english

hebrew i think

i'll get livia

[Drew.]

She dumped me and turned lesbian for about 2 weeks before going back to liking men again :laugh:

:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

She dumped me and turned lesbian for about 2 weeks before going back to liking men again :laugh:

Omg.:joker:

And for Goalkeepers it's all about Randolph at the minute guys.

[T*]

hebrew i think

i'll get livia

please do
he could be asking for help in a matter of life and death and we wouldnt even know

[Brother Leon]

"Shall I ask her if she wants to come back to mine?"

If only all first dates were this easy :(

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leon can i take you on a date

[Jack.]

Omfg PMSL reading this thread I did :laugh2:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=236781&highlight=

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would treat you right leon :drake:

[Brother Leon]

leon can i take you on a date

As long as you paying :idc:

#GoldDigger

[Mystic Mock]

"Shall I ask her if she wants to come back to mine?"

If only all first dates were this easy :(

I'm gathering you've just had a bad experience? If so there's always the Cami's of the world who'll have sex anytime.:hehe::smug::joker:

But this is why I prefer to stay solo as you do not get your hopes up that way.

[Drew.]

Wait till Mia gets a sniff of this

[LukeB]

Cal's(who is she) Ban has been extended ,, oop

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

drew is a matangi stan too?

[Jack.]

Cal's(who is she) Ban has been extended ,, oop

:nono: Shouldn't be talking about banned members :nono:

[Drew.]

I am Petey

[Brother Leon]

I'm gathering you've just had a bad experience? If so there's always the Cami's of the world who'll have sex anytime.:hehe::smug::joker:

But this is why I prefer to stay solo as you do not get your hopes up that way.

Oh...nah. I haven't had a First Date for soon to be 2 years now :laugh:

[Shaun]

drew is always singing galang to me

[T*]

when there is drama/insults/multis on tibb
https://40.media.tumblr.com/2a5389c904fe5eb846d4f57803a1c5b8/tumblr_n67ouoNs831r3zz3co1_1280.png

[LukeB]

:nono: Shouldn't be talking about banned members :nono:

thought i would be the tibb news reporter

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he co-wrote galang

'suck a dick'll help you' actually came from drew

[Jack.]

thought i would be the tibb news reporter

Ok. Well Cal did say the other night that he was leaving for a while and now he has no choice :hehe:

[Mystic Mock]

Oh...nah. I haven't had a First Date for soon to be 2 years now :laugh:

My mystic powers must be faulty.:joker:

[Shaun]

he co-wrote galang

'suck a dick'll help you' actually came from drew

omg where are his ivor novellos?