View Full Version : I just swallowed my tongue bar...
LaLaLand
24-07-2014, 11:28 PM
Ok so I was eating a butty and felt something rolling loose on the bottom of my mouth, reached in and it was the bottom ball off my tongue ring. Went to grab the bar to screw the ball back on....... BAR WAS GONE!
It had gone down with my tuna and mayo.
Will I just **** it out?? :joker:
You'll probably suffer headaches and a runny nose but you should be fine.
Kazanne
24-07-2014, 11:31 PM
Ok so I was eating a butty and felt something rolling loose on the bottom of my mouth, reached in and it was the bottom ball off my tongue ring. Went to grab the bar to screw the ball back on....... BAR WAS GONE!
It had gone down with my tuna and mayo.
Will I just **** it out?? :joker:
yes,it will pass:hehe:
LaLaLand
24-07-2014, 11:34 PM
Could ONLY happen to me :joker:
Vicky.
24-07-2014, 11:34 PM
LOL. I remember doing this and totally freaking out. I assume it came back out but I never noticed it :laugh:
Kizzy
24-07-2014, 11:35 PM
You do know you're going to have to search through your stool for it over the next couple of days?.. :joker: happy hunting!
Kizzy
24-07-2014, 11:37 PM
LOL. I remember doing this and totally freaking out. I assume it came back out but I never noticed it :laugh:
Maybe baby will come out holding it? :laugh:
LaLaLand
24-07-2014, 11:39 PM
LOL. I remember doing this and totally freaking out. I assume it came back out but I never noticed it :laugh:
I'm not alone! I'm so paranoid now though! I've only had it for two weeks, went and got my shorter bar Wednesday and it musn't have been tight enough. A friend has given me one of her batch of 100 from China off eBay thankfully to hold me over until the morning when I can go back to the shop and buy a new longer one! :hehe:
Me. I Am Salman
25-07-2014, 12:22 AM
happy hunting hunty [2]
Amy Jade
25-07-2014, 12:26 AM
Try putting a really strong magnet on your tummy and pull it back up your throat?
Kizzy
25-07-2014, 01:39 AM
Try putting a really strong magnet on your tummy and pull it back up your throat?
Is this a joke? :joker:
...crikey, I saw the title and thought you had actually swallowed your tongue and you were posting about it, Jonnii....yeah, it'll just come out naturally, it's a good job it didn't get stuck in your throat...it might need a bit of sterilising before putting it back in though...
:laugh: uh oh.. you'll probably hear the 'ding' when it hits the toilet on the way out
LaLaLand
25-07-2014, 06:46 PM
I'm not putting it back in!!! :joker:
I've had "a movement" this morning so it's probably on it's way to the sewerage now ha.
My friend has hers done too and had a brand new bar spare so I had to run across my village at midnight for it like a mad man, going back to the shop tomorrow for a new one AGAIN because the balls on this one are huge lol. My piercer must be sick of me now but she's lovely <3
Vanessa
25-07-2014, 06:49 PM
I thought you just swallowed your tongue! :joker:
Kizzy
25-07-2014, 06:51 PM
I'm not putting it back in!!! :joker:
I've had "a movement" this morning so it's probably on it's way to the sewerage now ha.
My friend has hers done too and had a brand new bar spare so I had to run across my village at midnight for it like a mad man, going back to the shop tomorrow for a new one AGAIN because the balls on this one are huge lol. My piercer must be sick of me now but she's lovely <3
How do you know it's not still in there, And sharing tongue bars? :umm2:
Daniel.
25-07-2014, 06:52 PM
I had it for 2 and a half years and never even swallowed a ball
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/charley-uchea-big-brother.jpg.....
LaLaLand
25-07-2014, 06:54 PM
How do you know it's not still in there, And sharing tongue bars? :umm2:
It could well be but I've no pain or discomfort or anything so no reason to worry. It's almost 24 hours.
The bar she gave me was BRAND NEW (all wrapped up) she hadn't used it and offered me it so's my tongue didn't close up.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
25-07-2014, 06:58 PM
i just swallowed a dick
LaLaLand
25-07-2014, 07:00 PM
i just swallowed a dick
:laugh3:
:laugh: uh oh.. you'll probably hear the 'ding' when it hits the toilet on the way out
I knew you'd be in this thread as soon as stool was mentioned :laugh:
Kizzy
25-07-2014, 07:04 PM
If it was the early hours you swallowed it then you can't be sure you've passed it yet, if you start to feel unwell over the weekend take yourself down just to be sure.
Ah it was sterile? good :)
Ninastar
25-07-2014, 07:10 PM
Try putting a really strong magnet on your tummy and pull it back up your throat?
LMFAO
..I bet that was the best tuna and mayo sandwich you ever had Jonnii...bar none...
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