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Nick.

26-07-2014, 03:01 PM

Big Brother 16: Launch Night – Part 1
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“Welcome to Big Brother 16, you’re summer starts right now” Emma Willis smiles as she walks down the steps and onto a red walkway. Fans cheers and wave “We love Emma” or “Big Brother 16” banners.

“So, last time we had wannabes, models, rejects and quite a bit of unpleasant people, we’re going to tone it down this year and get back to what Big Brother is. This year we’ve got a nosey journalist, a bitchy vet, an observant librarian and a free-spirited gardener” Emma said towards the cameras. “But before we meet the housemates, let’s meet the house” Emma grins as she walks back up the steps. The doors open up and Emma walks straight into the living room.

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“So here we’ve got the living room. As soon as we enter we approach the shoe rack, housemates must take off their shoes as they enter as, the housemates have been told this, because, well, this is a house, they will of course get to wear their shoes when they’re evicted” Emma smiles. “We’ve got a smaller sofa for chats in the corner, the diary room is the other corner and there is even an aquarium, I feel sorry for the fishes, being watched 24/7 by the housemates, I wonder what that’ll be like” Emma says.

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“Now if we walk through the double doors we enter the garden. We’ve got some nice garden tables as we approach the pool which has its own springboard. As we continue walking we pass the fountains and some sun loungers, we expect those to be in use by tomorrow morning and now we approach my two favourite features. Firstly this year’s housemates will have their own trampoline. It’s nice to give the housemates some fun” Emma says as she climbs onto the trampoline and starts jumping.

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Emma leaps off and walks round the corner to a cosy chicken pen. “And finally in the garden we’ve got the return of the chickens, hopefully the housemates will take good care of these little chicks but we’ll have to wait and see” Emma says as she walks back to the trampoline and goes through a door.

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“Here is the laundry room, this is of course a house and our housemates will need to get their laundry done, there’s a washing machine, ironing board, drying rack and even a bucket and mop” Emma grins as she pulls another door open.
“Now we’ve got the bedroom with 6 pairs of different coloured beds. Each housemate has their own bed and each pair has got their own lamp and bedside table” Emma smiles as she walks down the beds and opens a door between the yellow and blue beds.

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“We’ll take a little peek in the bathroom with a bath, shower and sink. The toilet is just there” Emma says as she points to a door. “And now we’ll walk towards the kitchen and dining room which is its own room. “We’ve got plenty of appliances for the housemates to use and nice mahogany tables.

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“Finally” Emma pants theatrically, “we are at the diary room” Emma continues as she presses a rainbow eye buzzer. The door buzzes and Emma walks in.
“Hello Emma” Big Brother’s voice is projected. “Hello Big Brother” Emma smiles. “So, we’ve got an orange circular chair which isn’t as comfy as it looks. That concludes our house tour, are we ready? Let’s meet housemate number 1” Emma grins.

VT Plays

“I’m Luna and I work for a local newspaper in Reading. I’m 26 and love to get the scoop. I love to hear gossip and banter. I stay away from the drama myself and prefer to judge from the outside. I have to get all the facts before making an opinion. I tend to look at things differently than others. I can also get nosey and tend to stick my nose in people’s business. I love forming close friendships and tend to stay away from cliques.”

The doors split apart and a curly black haired Luna Hartley walks down the red carpet and stops at the intersection. Camera’s flash and the crowd give a cheer for the first housemate. “Oh my god” Luna squeals. “Luna, you are the first housemate to enter, are you nervous?” Emma asks. “A bit yeah, I’m so excited to get in the house” Luna smiles. “Do you think housemates will judge you because of your job?” Emma asks. “Maybe but I’m not some Daily Mail journalist, I do have a distorted view but I’m not offensive in anyway, I don’t like to be judged by my job and I want to get in there and show people that” Luna smiles. “Great well good luck Luna, you may enter” Emma cheers as Luna walks up the carpet and turns left and walks up to the doors. The doors open and Luna walks in.

“Oh my god I’ve got to take my shoes off” Luna squeals as she pulls off a red high heel. “Crikey, first one in” Luna says as she looks around the house. “It’s so colourful, Oh my days I see a pool” Luna grins. “I wonder who’s in next” Luna wonders.

“Well Luna, let’s find out. It’s housemate number 2” Emma says.

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“I’m Joel and I want to dominate, I want the money, I’m the shepherd, all the housemates are the flock. I’ll backstab, lie and befriend. I run a coffee shop nearby where I live in Southport. I’ll do anything it takes to get to the final and win, the public will love me, I just know it, they might hate me at first but then they’ll fall in love with me”

A stumpy yet stocky Joel Whittle walks out of the doors. His short brown hair is combed back and he wears a grey faded suit. The audience reaction is fairly quiet and a few boos are heard. “Joel, welcome to the house, what can we expect from you?” Emma says. “A bit of rivalry, a bit of dominance but mostly the real me” Joel brags. Boos emerge from the crowd. “Well we look forward to that, Joel, you may enter” Emma beams as Joel kisses her on the cheek and walks onwards. The doors open up and Joel enters the house.

“Oh hey” Luna smiles as she hands Joel a glass. “Pleased to meet you, I’m Joel” Joel says. “Luna, let me get you a drink” Luna smiles. “I can’t believe I’m doing this” Joel jokes. “I know, the thought of the camera filming everything is scary but at least the crowd seemed nice, oh and take your shoes off” Luna says. “Nah, got a few boos, but they’ll come around” Joel chuckles as he pulls of his leather shoes.

“So, two’s company, will three is a crowd? It’s housemate number three” Emma yells.

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“I’m Rick, I’m 22, I’m from Exeter and I’m a gym receptionist and I’m here for the experience. I’m a normal kinda guy, I may irritate others but that’s who I am, I’ll bitch a bit but I’m a huge fan and being on Big Brother’s a dream come true as I grew up with it. I’m open to a house romance but it’ll depend on the girls. I’m not a ladish lad but I love a bit of skirt”

A tall and muscular Rick Morely walks up wearing a crisp white shirt with the top button undone and chinos followed by red sneakers. The crowd cheer and a few wolf whistles are heard. Rick kisses Emma on the cheek. “So Rick, you VT makes you seem like a bit of a womanizer, would you engage in a house romance?” Emma ponders. “Maybe, maybe not, it’ll depend on the birds, hopefully one of two will be crackin” Rick grins. “Well why not go in and find out” Emma smiles. Rick kisses Emma on the cheek again and walks towards the door which opens up.

“I’m Rick” Rick smiles as he takes his sneakers off. “Luna” Luna says as she shakes hands with Rick. “Joel” Joel says as he copies Luna and shakes hands. “I’m Rick, Rick Morely” Rick says. “Nice to meet you, I’ll get the wine” Joel smiles. “So, you’re looking pretty tonight” Rick grins as he stands with Luna. “Thanks” Luna beams and sips her drink.

“Right to Rick seems to be hitting it off, I wonder how long it’ll be before he whips his shirt off” Emma grins. “Moving on, next up is housemate number four” Emma says.

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““My names Judith and I’m 27, I am the owner of a laundrette in my hometown of Luton, I grew up in St Lucia but moved to England when I was 14. I am a bit stubborn and selfish, I try not to be rude but I tend to speak first. I’m in it to win and anyone who says they’re not is lying. I can’t wait to get in the house, I have no problem when it comes to nominations, and I’m prepared for anything”
Judith Swayne walks down the crowd. She is wearing a black dress with gold embroidery and black tights and golden shoes. The crowd seem pleasant and applaud loudly as Judith walks to Emma. “Judith, how are you?” Emma asks. “Nervous but excited” Judith says. “Do you think you’ll get argumentative in the house?” Emma asks. “Most likely, I don’t often think before I speak and I’ve gotten into a lot of arguments because of it, I was the most hated girl in sixth form but I’d rather be true than false” Judith smirks. “Good luck Judith, you may enter, remember to take your shoes off” Emma smirks. A few cheers are heard amongst the applaud as the doors open and Judith takes her first steps into the house.

“Hey guys, I’m Judith, can someone get me a drink? I need something to calm the nerves” Judith smirks. “I’m Rick, how you doing?” Rick asks as Luna hands Judith a drink. “Worried, and you are?” Judith asks as she turns to face Luna. “Luna Hartley” Luna smiles. “I’m Joel” Joel says as Judith kisses him on the cheek. “I was terrified when walking, these heels are not made for walking, I’m glad I won’t have to wear them for a while” Judith grins as she slips out of her heels.

“Right, next up we’ve got our oldest housemate. Let’s meet housemate number 5” Emma says.

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“I’m Maxine, I’m the landlady of a family pub which I grew up in which is in London. I’m 45 now which means I’m probably the oldest housemates. I won’t be the mother of the house like people will expect, I’m never too old, 45 is the new 21 and I’ll show the kids how to have fun. I’ve seen Big Brother since series 1 and nothing will shock me. I can get a bit loud but that’s just me. I’m not gonna change for anyone”

Boos and hisses ripple throughout the crowd a short and dumpy Maxine William struts down the carpet wearing an emerald green frock with matching heels. She has her dark brown hair curled down to her ears. Her brown eyes are blinking rapidly as she shakes Emma’s hand. “Maxine, that’s probably the worst reaction yet, do you think you can win round the public?” Emma asks. “Unlikely, but I’m not fussed” Maxine snorts. “I’ll win round the housemate who will be nominating and that is where it counts” Maxine grins. “Good luck with that plan Maxine, you may enter” Emma smiles. The doors open wide as Maxine struts into the house.

“Maxine Williamson, nice to meet you” Maxine smiles as he flicks hair out of her face. “Hi Maxine, I’m Judith” Judith Swayne smiles as she shakes Maxine’s hand. Rick, Joel and Luna all do the same. “I’m gonna tell you kiddies now, I’m not as old as I look” Maxine grins.

“Well Maxine looks like someone who might dominate but we’ll wait and see” Emma smiles. “But now let’s meet our next housemate” Emma says.

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“I’m Bronte and I’m 23. I work as a gardener and I live in a flat in Croydon. I love nature and getting outside, I’m a vegetarian, I don’t smoke and will stand for my beliefs. People never see me as a threat, I’m just a friendly gardener who can do no harm, well I can’t wait to get in the house and get into action. I don’t like people who only care about themselves, we live in a beautiful planet and we all need to work together”

The crowd cheer loudly as a blonde Bronte walks down the red carpet. Her hair is knotted in a bun with a red ribbon to match her scarlet dress, necklace and boots. The cheers continue as Bronte walks up to Emma. “Bronte, the reaction you got was very nice, why do you think that is?” Emma asks. “I don’t know, I really don’t know, hopefully I’ll find out when I leave” Bronte grins. “Are you worried about what the public will think about you?” Emma asks. “A bit, but the crowd tonight seem lovely” Bronte smiles as the crowd erupt into loud cheering and Bronte walks and waves happily.

“Heya guys, how are we all?” Bronte asks. “Good, what’s your name?” Joel asks. “Bronte Reynolds” Bronte smiles as she shakes hands with the current housemates who all introduce themselves. “What was your reaction like?” Luna asks. “Nice, the crowd seem very nice” Bronte says. “They seem a bit young for my liking; the tweenie vote will be frustrating” Maxine chuckles. “Tell me about it” Joel grins. “Teens and young adults have as much of a right to vote as anyone else” Rick laughs.

“So that’s six housemates in, we’re halfway there” Emma says.

Nick.

26-07-2014, 03:17 PM

If anyone wishes to explore the house then do so using this link http://pl.an/1hat4k#details

Don't click if using mobile and don't go on 3D if using slow computer. :)

Ross.

26-07-2014, 06:04 PM

This is great and really unique! :)

Nick.

26-07-2014, 07:17 PM

This is great and really unique! :)

Thank you very much Monopoly. :):)

Also, in regards to evictions, I was originally going to have the public vote in evictions but it would restrict the amount of episodes I could write. The public will be able to evict (Vote To Save) in around week 7/8.

Nick.

26-07-2014, 08:25 PM

Big Brother 16: Launch Night – Part 2

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“So six housemates are in, let’s chuck another 6, let’s meet number 7” Emma says.

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“I’m Doug, I’m 20 and I’m a librarian and I live in Swindon and I like to analyse people. I can spot a fake person from miles away. The house is gonna be full of people bitching and I’m not gonna be one of those low-lives. Nothing will stay secret from me. I hate showmances, they’re so boring and fake so I’ll definitely storm if one occurs."

Doug Crofter walks down the walkway wearing a black blazer and white shirt with matching black trousers. Doug receives a warm welcome with many cheers and claps as he walks up to Emma for a short interview. “So Doug, do you think you’ll be very confrontational?” Emma asks. “It really depends on who is in there, I can’t stand people fame-wannabes and attention-seekers, I prefer things to stir naturally which also applies to Big Brother and it’s many desperate twists” Doug jokes. “Are you worried about anything else Big Brother could do?” Emma asks. “Not really, I’m a bit worried about how I’ll be edited, I could be shown as bitchy, nice or under the radar, but luckily we’ve got live feed now” Doug smiles. “Yes, viewers can access 24/7 footage of the house from 10PM tonight via the channel 5 website, free of charge” Emma smiles.”Great” Doug smirks. “Doug, you may enter” Emma announces as the doors open and Doug walks into the house.

“Hello everybody, my name’s Doug” Doug smiles. “Phew, another guy” Rick smirks. “How many people are here?” Doug asks as he looks around. “You’re the seventh to arrive” Maxine chuckles. “Heya Doug, I’m Luna” Luna smiles as she hands Doug a glass of champagne. “Crikey, champagne already, don’t let me have too much, everyone will regret it” Doug jokes as he engages in introductions with Maxine, Rick, Joel, Judith and Bronte.

“So Doug seems settled in, let’s chuck another guy in there” Emma smiles.

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“I’m 26 and my name’s Alex, I’m from Eastbourne and I work as a secretary for a telecoms company or something. I tend to fade out of conversations and can’t stand people talking for more than a few minutes. I’m not the most sociable person but I have a few friends and a girlfriend on the outside. I can’t stand selfish people.

Alex Peacock gets an average reaction. There’s a polite applaud and a few desperate cheers. Alex pecks Emma on the cheek and stands next to her beaming, “Alex, you can’t stand selfish people, what would you do if you encounter someone selfish?” Emma asks. “Take them down a peg or three” Alex grins. “Do you think you’ll ever be selfish in the house?” Emma asks. “Possibly, I hope I don’t come across as selfish as it’s a nasty trait but being in the big brother house it will be hard to stay selfless” Alex says. “Well good luck as you may enter the big brother house” Emma says. Alex walks up to the door wearing a plain grey outfit with matching shoes and socks. Alex takes off his shoes and walks into the house.

“Hello everyone, I’m Alex” Alex announces as he puts his shoes on the rack. Luna and Judith come to him to shake his hand and Joel shakes his hand and rubs his back. “I’m Luna” Luna smiles. “Nice to meet you Luna” Alex smiles as Rick, Bronte and Doug queue up to introduce themselves. Joel and Maxine are now chatting by the garden door and Bronte is pouring more glasses of wine.
“Well I think at the moment we’ve got a fairly happy house, let’s get ready to change that” Emma grins.

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“I’m 25, I’m a vet, I live in Cardiff and my name’s Chloe. I like to think that I’m fun yet sensible. I like to party and enjoy myself regardless of what others think. Being a vet I do have to be careful and think but you won’t see any of that in the house. I’m gonna get drunk, party, smoke and have fun. I won’t stand any miseries or old bores”

Chloe Wainwright emerges from the doors wearing long black boots and a turquoise dress and then struts up towards Emma. She poses for the camera, blows the crowd a kiss and ignores the loud boos from the audience. Chloe wipes her long blonde hair back and beams. “So Chloe, you seem like a loud character, are you worried about getting nominated?” Emma asks. “A bit but its vote to save and the public love a big character and I’ll stay among the bores, the housemates’ nominations will do nothing; I’ll get sitting down week after week laughing as they waste their nominations” Chloe grins. “Well good luck in the house, you may enter” Emma says.

Chloe blows another kiss to the camera and steps into the house. Judith and Rick greet her as Maxine hands her a drink. “Hello guys, I’m Chloe” Chloe smiles innocently. “Nice to meet you” Judith says as Luna, Rick, Joel and Alex get in line to welcome Chloe. “We heard boos, are you alright?” Maxine says. “Fine, I’m in here now, the public can go and shove it” Chloe sneers. Rick, Joel and Maxine break into laughter whilst Luna looks on confused. Doug and Bronte come over to introduce themselves and then break away with Luna.

“So Chloe seems like she’ll spice things up a bit, well let’s chuck our youngest housemate in” Emma smiles.

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“I’m 19 and my name’s Will, I’m from Leeds and I’m here to enjoy myself, I’m here to make friends and get out. I’m a quiet student and a bit shy, I want to come out of my shell and socialise. Everyone should enjoy themselves, I can’t stand nasty people, I will pipe up when necessary”

The doors open and Will walks down the aisle and it greeted with cheers. Will breaks into a large smile. Will is wearing grey trousers which clashes with his pastel blue shirt. “Will, the crowd seem to like you; do you think the housemates will?” Emma asks. “Hopefully, I may get nominated at the start but hopefully I’ll stay and come out of my shell. I’m not going to go in there and try and grab the attention, I’d rather get to know everyone first and then have a bit of fun” Will explains. “Well good luck Will” Emma smiles as Will pops his shoes off ready to enter, the crowd burst into a loud cheer as the doors open up.

“Hello everyone” Will blushes. “Hello, what’s your name?” Joel asks. “Will, what are everyone’s names?” Will asks. “I’m Joel” Joel says. “I’m Chloe” Chloe smiles. Chloe kisses Will on the cheek and Judith, Alex and Maxine introduce themselves.
“So, let’s meet our penultimate housemate” Emma smirks.

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I’m Niamh, I’m 24, I’m from Swanage and I work as a life guard. I like to think that I’m bubbly and warm. I get a bit too excited at times which can get irritating or so I’m told! I love to cook, bake and swim and I struggle without home comforts. I hope to make friends in the house and enjoy myself”
Niamh Baxter walks down the carpet; she is wearing a shiny, wavy and long purple top. She has long purple tights covering her legs as walks up to Emma wearing purple flats. “Niamh, do you think you’ll irritate your housemates?” Emma asks. “I really hope I don’t as I’d never intend to” Niamh says. “What would you do if your friend is evicted?” Emma asks. “I dunno, evictions aren’t exactly going to be fun but someone has to go sadly” Niamh says. “Exactly, someone will have to leave each week” Emma smirks. “Niamh, you may enter the Big Brother house” Emma announces. Niamh walks up to the doors and enters the house.

“Hey, I’m Chloe” Chloe grins. “Hey, I’m Niamh” Niamh smiles. “I’m Bronte” Bronte smirks. Luna, Doug and Rick all introduce themselves to Niamh. “Ooh, everyone here seems lovely” Niamh gushes. “Give it a few days” Doug smirks. “Yeah, we’ll be seeing people’s true colours” Maxine chuckles. “I can’t wait to see who’s two faced” Chloe said. “Would you like a drink Niamh?” Luna asks. “No thank you, I don’t drink” Niamh blushes as Chloe rolls her eyes.

“Well Niamh may clash with Chloe, but finally, this is it, let’s meet our final housemate” Emma says.

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“I’m Martyn, I’m from Wolverhampton and I’m 28. I love helping others which is why I became a charity fundraiser, I’m very supportive of friends and I hope to be the glue that holds the house together. I’ll stick up from my friends and put any bullies in their place. My friends describe me as loyal and I like to think so too”

Martyn Stokes swiftly walks up the walkway wearing tomato red trousers and a black shirt with a silver tie. The crowd clap and cheer as Emma holds her microphone up. “So Martyn, you seem very defensive of your friends” Emma says. “I am, I will not let my friends get hurt, if someone’s being a bitch then **** will hit the ceiling, I am not gonna let people walk over me or my friends” Martyn smirks. “Well you should get in there, make some friends and let the house erupt” Emma smirks. Martyn kisses Emma on the cheek and runs the doors. The doors close for the final time and a locking noise is heard.

“Hello everyone, my name is Martyn, nice to meet you” Martyn smiles. “Hello Martyn” Chloe smiles. “Hey, Martyn, I’m Bronte, how are you?” Bronte smiles as she shakes Martyn’s hand. “Good, I think I’m the last one in, how many of us are there?” Martyn asks as he looks around. “Twelve” Joel says. “There’s gotta be some newbies, could it be a twist?” Maxine says. “Probably, it’s not Big Brother without a launch night twist” Chloe chuckles. “Chloe are you on your third drink?” Luna asks. “Yeah, nothing wrong with drinking though, get pissed ASAP I say!” Chloe grins. “I’ll be joining you in a bit” Maxine smirks. “I dunno if getting drunk on your first night is a good idea” Niamh says. “Come on, have one drink, take the rod out of your arse” Maxine cackles. “She doesn’t have to drink to be fun you know” Doug says. Chloe rolls her eyes again. “Whatever” Maxine says holding her hands up defensively. The garden doors open up and Joel, Maxine and Chloe lead the way into the garden and stand by the chicken pen.
Rick, Alex and Martyn are on the sofas, Luna, Bronte, Doug and Niamh are standing by pool chatting whilst Judith and Will prop themselves in the trampoline.

“Housemates” Emma’s voice is heard. Maxine mumbles “twist” to Chloe. “Welcome home” Emma’s says. The housemates cheer and they gather in a circle next to the pool and prepare to toast to their new home. “Welcome home guys” Alex smirks. The housemates remain beside the pool but go back into their original conversations.

“So, twelve housemates are locked in, they’ll be nominating on Monday and one will be evicted on Friday. They’re expecting a huge whooping launch night twist but we’re going to let them settle for a while, ladies and gentleman, welcome to Big Brother”

MB.

26-07-2014, 08:27 PM

Maxqueen

Nick.

26-07-2014, 08:28 PM

Maxqueen

:laugh:

Ross.

26-07-2014, 08:44 PM

Maxine and Doug. :love:

Nick.

26-07-2014, 08:46 PM

Maxine and Doug. :love:

Thanks for your support Monopoly :)

Nick.

27-07-2014, 04:33 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 2

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9:21 AM: Housemates have woken up to their first day in the house. It’s a sunny Sunday morning. Judith and Will are the first to get up, the pair slept in the blue beds for the night. Will wonders into the kitchen dressed in his boxers. Will pours himself some shreddies and sits down. Niamh and Luna who slept in the orange beds sit down beside him.

9: 24 AM: In the bedroom Maxine and Joel have slept in the yellow beds. “Crikey, I can’t believe we’re actually in the Big Brother house” Joel smiles. “I know, my head hurts though, I must have drunk a bit” Maxine grins. “A bit, I bet you don’t feel as bad as me” Chloe adds from the green beds. Chloe and Rick slept in the green beds. “Wakey Wakey Rick” Maxine chuckles as she rubs Rick who is still asleep. “Let him sleep” Judith says as she brushes her hair. “I’m gonna make some coffee, you want one Max?” Chloe asks. “Alright then” Maxine smiles. “One for me would be nice” Joel adds.

9: 25 AM: Doug and Bronte are sat by the pool with bowls of cereal. “So, you’re a vegetarian?” Doug asks. “Yeah, I don’t get how people can happily eat dead flesh, it’s disgusting, besides, there are plenty of alternatives to meat, some animals need it to live, we don’t” Bronte smiles. “I tried going veggie when I was 11, lasted less than a few hours” Doug grins. “I’ve been a veggie since I visited my uncle’s farm when I was 6” Bronte smirks. “What were your family like?” Luna asks as she walks up to the pair with a three mugs of tea.”Bit shocked, I persuaded my brother to go veggie though” Bronte smiles. “It’s good to have morals, I can think of one or two people in here who don’t” Luna grins. “Chloe?” Doug asks. “I was thinking Maxine” Luna says. “Yeah, she acts like she’s twenty. Hopefully it’ll die down” Bronte smirks.

9: 28 AM: Rick, Alex and Martyn are chatting on the loungers in the garden. “So Rick, what was it like sleeping next to Chloe?” Alex grins. “Alright I guess, she snored a bit though but she was quite drunk” Rick says. “I know but she’s got a cracking body though” Martyn chuckles. “But she seems a bit rude; she has something against Niamh though, it’s a bit odd” Rick says. “Yeah but I’d rather she let it out than become two-faced” Alex says. “What about Judith and Luna?” Rick says. “Judith seems a bit quiet at the moment and Luna seems very derpy” Martyn says.

9: 38 AM: Judith and Will are preparing a fruit salad in the kitchen. “It feels so odd, these people all seem very nice but odd” Judith says as she starts slicing up apples. “Chloe and Maxine seem hungover; hopefully Maxine will get a grip on herself” Will smiles as he peels an orange. “Yeah, can you pass me the banana?” Judith asks and Will responds. “I don’t get Maxine, her Joel and Chloe seem very cliquey” Will says. “Are you chatting about Chloe and Max?” Doug asks as he walks into the kitchen. “Yeah, they seem close, can you pass green apple and where are you off too?” Judith asks. “Shower, where is it?” Doug asks as he pinches a slice of banana. “Eh, hands off, and I think it’s through the bedroom” Judith smirks. “Cheers” Doug says.

10: 34 AM: Rick, Luna, Niamh and Alex are chatting by the pool. “Rick, what do you do as a job?” Alex asks. “I’m a gym receptionist, what about you?” Rick asks. “I’m a secretary, we have pretty similar jobs” Alex grins. “I guess, you have to deal with a lot of idiots don’t you?” Rick grins. “I know right” Alex grins. “Where are you from Rick?” Luna asks. “Exeter, it’s a nice friendly place” Rick says. “What about you Luna, you seem like you have an interesting job” Niamh grins. “Why’d you say that?” Luna grins. “I can’t see you having a boring 9 to 5 job” Niamh smirks. “Well I’m a local journalist for my town in Reading, and talking of 9 to 5, I love Dolly Parton” Luna smirks. “How exciting, so do you just slag people off or something?” Rick asks. “Not really, I tend to do the community stuff, writing about schools, the town, local celebs, that kind of stuff, I enjoy it but it would be nice to move onto something national” Luna says. “What like the Daily Mail?” Alex chuckles. “I was expecting the Daily Star” Rick grins. “Nah, something more friendly and less tacky like The Mirror or The Guardian” Luna grins.

10: 38 AM: Judith is carrying a bowl of fruit over to the table where Luna, Rick, Niamh and Alex are sitting. “Heya guys, I haven’t spoken to you much yet so I made some fruit salad for a late breakfast” Judith says as Luna and Niamh give their thanks. “I saw you with Will this morning, what’s going on with you two?” Rick grins. “Nothing, he’s rather shy though, took me a bit of time to get a conversation flowing” Judith admits. “Invite him over, where is he now?” Luna asks. “I think he’s soaking in the bath” Judith says.

11: 45 AM: Chloe and Maxine are talking at the red end of the bedroom “Did you see Bronte and Niamh this morning, they were slagging me off so bad, I’ve done nothing wrong, and what the hell are they saying?” Chloe moans. “Dunno, you should go over and ask them, they’re in the wrong for bitching, I can tell that Niamh is gonna be trouble” Maxine says. “I bet they’re acting so perfect and innocent, they’re so prissy, man up and get a grip” Chloe grins. “You should so speak to them, you don’t deserve to be mistreated” Maxine says. “Aw, you’re so nice Max; you’re like my dream mother” Chloe grins. “Think of me as an older sister” Maxine smirks.

13: 23 PM: Joel, Rick, Bronte, Alex, Martyn, Niamh, Doug and Luna are gathered round the kitchen table. Will and Judith have cooked lunch which consists of chill con carne and nachos with a salsa dip. “I hope you lot like my special salsa dip, family recipe” Judith grins. “It looks delicious, aren’t Maxine and Chloe eating?” Doug asks. “I asked them but they seem happy eating junk food for the day” Judith says. “It’s lovely Judith, the chill con carne has a real spicy zang” Joel grins. “Don’t thank me, Will cooked it” Judith smiles. The diners look round to Will who’s preparing 10 plates of strawberry trifle. “Come join us Will” Martyn smiles. “I’ve got to sort pudding though. It’s hot and they could melt anytime” Will says apologetically. “Sit down Will, I’ve got it handled” Judith says as gives Will a stare. “So Will, have you got a job?” Joel asks. “I’m a student, I’ve been applying but nothing’s come through” Will says. “Ah well, you just have to keep on trying, where are you studying?” Bronte asks. “Leeds” Will says. “Is that nice?” Judith asks, desperate to get Will out of his shell. “Okay I guess” Will mumbles.

15: 04 PM: Chloe and Maxine are sat on the trampoline. Judith and Bronte are relaxing on the nearby loungers. “God, Bronte looks so smug, she’s trying to manipulate everyone to like her, she’s fake and it’s cringey, why can’t they see it” Chloe groans. “I’m sorry, did you just say something about Bronte, I’m sure she’d love to hear it” Judith says as she sits up with a screwed up expression. “Alright then” Chloe sneers as she hops off the trampoline. “What is it Chloe?” Bronte asks. “You seem very manipulative, it all seems very desperate” Chloe sneered. “I’ve been in here less than a day, I’ve hardly spoken to you and you’re already judging me” Bronte smirked. “Yeah, Max thinks the same, a shame the others can’t see it” Chloe said. “So you’ve been bitching behind my back as well have you? Real mature, seems as if you’re two faced as well as a hypocrite” Bronte grinned as she sat down. Judith grinned at Bronte and Chloe scowled at her.

15: 35 PM: Luna and Doug are chatting in the living room on the purple sofa. “Do you think nominating will be tough?” Doug asks. “Not yet, I have an idea but if I make it near the end when there’s less people it will be tricky. Are we allowed to discuss nominations? Luna wonders. “I think we can’t name names but we can talk vaguely” Doug says.

15: 40 PM: Chloe is in the diary room. “Who the hell does Judith think she is? She’s trying so hard it’s pathetic” Chloe whines. “She’s trying to be nice to everyone except me and Max, her and Bronte are the bitches” Chloe continues. “What about your other housemates, what do you think of them?” Big Brother asks. “Rick and Alex seem alright but Luna, Niamh, Bronte and Judith are cliquey bitches but that’s not going to last, I’m going to make my place in the house clear, I’m gonna get Martyn, Rick and Alex wrapped round my little finger” Chloe smirks.

16: 56 PM: Judith and Niamh are preparing an evening meal in the kitchen. “Did you use all the fruit for the salad?” Niamh asks. “We left out the pears and kept some grapes and a few apples” Judith says. “What was going on with Bronte and Chloe earlier?” Niamh asks. “Chloe’s just attention-seeking, like, she hasn’t even made an effort with any of us, she’s seems happy enough with Maxine, it would be hilarious if one of them were evicted” Judith smiles. “Yeah but the public will keep them in” Niamh sighs. “Oh, are you preparing another private meal?” Chloe sneers as she strides into the kitchen. “What are you going on about now Chloe? You were welcome to join us for lunch” Judith says. “What about the fruit salad, you completely ignored me and Max then” Chloe says. “Oh come off it Chloe, you and Maxine have been chatting together for the entire day” Judith says. “You didn’t even offer us any remains, you’re the one who’s not been making any effort, and how the hell did I offend you?” Chloe demands. “Um, you got drunk the second you entered, you cooped up with Maxine the second she entered and buggered off straight away together, she’s old enough to be your mum” Judith sneers. “You’re ignoring me Judith, you and Will have got some evil plan” Chloe grins. “Get a grip on yourself, why are you getting worked up over a fruit salad, you’re acting like it’s the last one in the world” Judith rages. “Oh shut up Judith” Chloe sneers. “Yeah real mature Chloe, get out, why should I bother cooking for you” Judith smirks.

MB.

27-07-2014, 04:42 PM

Omg Maxqueen getting bullied :worry:

Nick.

27-07-2014, 04:48 PM

Omg Maxqueen getting bullied :worry:

Ah, don't worry about Maxqueen! I'm sure she'll manage to get her revenge. ;)

Cal.

27-07-2014, 05:00 PM

Chloe already slaying<3333

CHLOE TO STAY

Nick.

27-07-2014, 05:01 PM

Chloe already slaying<3333

CHLOE TO STAY

Thought you'd like Chloe. :bigsmile:

Ross.

27-07-2014, 09:14 PM

Flawless first day! Loving sassy Chloe :love:

Cal.

27-07-2014, 09:30 PM

Get Judith and Niamh out in double eviction

Nick.

27-07-2014, 09:53 PM

Flawless first day! Loving sassy Chloe :love:

Thank you very much Monopoly. :) I love sassy Chloe too!

Get Judith and Niamh out in double eviction

This is only the start for Judith VS Chloe! :cheer2: As for Niamh, she may find herself in trouble in a vote to save.

Nick.

28-07-2014, 09:02 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 3

9: 27 AM: Day 3 in the Big Brother house, the housemates are wide awake and have all showered and eaten breakfast. Rick and Luna are bouncing on the trampoline whilst Alex, Niamh and Bronte are in the chilling in the pool. Chloe is relaxing on the sun lounger whilst Judith, Will, Joel and Maxine are in the living room.

9: 31 AM: “Chloe told me that you had a little tiff yesterday afternoon” Maxine says to Judith. “She was having a go at me, I’m sorry Maxine but I don’t get why you’re friend with her” Judith says. Maxine looks astounded. “She’s like me long-lost sister or something, we gel, Chloe doesn’t deserve to be mistreated, and the way you are with Chloe is horrid” Maxine says. “She was attacking me” Judith says. “Attacking isn’t the way to put it” Maxine sneers. “Wait, why are you telling me how to act, what are you trying to do?” Judith rages. “I’m being nice to a friend, talking of friends, where are yours?” Maxine chuckles. “I don’t have to take this, I’m off” Judith sneers. “Go play with Will” Maxine sneers.
10: 00 AM: Housemates have been given their first shopping task. “Housemates, this is your first shopping task” Martyn reads out to the housemates are gathered round the coloured sofas. “Your first task is called the orchestra. You will split into two teams and will be given identical instruments; each housemate will be given an instrument to play. Housemates must compose their own musical piece to perform on Thursday” Martyn reads. “The teams are as follows: Team Crotchet, Alex, Bronte, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel and Team Quaver, Doug, Judith, Will, Niamh, Maxine and Luna” Martyn announces.

10: 12 AM: “Oh my god” Bronte squeals as she enters the store room which contains violin, trombone, flute and a cello. Alex, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel follow her and grab the instruments. They carry them towards the garden where Team Crotchet is practising. A drum kit and piano is already set up.

10: 24 AM: Team Quaver is getting to grips with their instruments. “I played the piano when I was 10” Niamh says. “I once took a recorder lesson” Doug smirks. “So I was thinking that I could play steady drum beat and then someone plays a little melody on the piano, two others come in playing the violin and cello. Someone then blasts the trombone and I play a little drum fill, we all get a solo and then we freestyle, I play the guitar and my ex was a percussion teacher” Maxine says. “Why don’t you play the cello or violin then?” Luna asks. “Violin and Cello are easy to learn, the drums takes a lot of skill” Maxine smiles.

10: 26 AM: Maxine is in the diary room. “I once mucked about on my brothers trumpet and broke the bloody thing, I’ve never played an instrument I just need to get the housemates into place and get them under my control, I can easily whack a few drums and click my sticks so they housemates don’t need to know that I’m lying.

10: 45 AM: Team Crotchet is in the garden. Rick is on the drum kit playing a basic rhythm whilst Alex and Bronte are getting to terms with the cello and violin respectively. Chloe is blowing the trumpet and Martyn and Joel are arguing over who plays the piano and flute. “I don’t wanna play the flute, I’d be better at piano” Martyn says. “You said that you’ve never played it though” Joel sneers. “Neither have you” Martyn says. “I’m a fast learner” Joel says. “So am I” Martyn says as he gets on the piano stool and pulls it in. He starts to play the start of “Mary has a little lamb” but is interrupted as Joel uses his hand to block the keys. “Guys behave, just one of you pick the flute so we can begin” Alex complains. “Move over, I’m better than that” Joel says as he plays twinkle, twinkle little star. “Martyn just play the flute, you know the winners have access to the luxury budget for the week, we need to win” Chloe whines. “But I got it first” Martyn squeals like a child. “So, I think the piano should start with a C and then an E rhythm” Joel says. “Then we build it up with the strings” Bronte says. “And finally the trumpet and flute play” Alex adds. “Then I get to play some wicked groove” Rick beams. “Then we drop the piano and strings” Chloe says. “And then have a nice medley of rhythms” Alex says. “And go back to C and E rhythm” Joel says. “Great, shall we start with a C and an E then?” Bronte smiles.

17: 55 PM: The housemates have spent the day rehearsing and have stored the instruments in the laundry room. Will is feeding the chickens and Luna is feeding the fish in the tank. Martyn is on the hammock. “I’m sorry Martyn” Chloe says apologetically as she walks up to Martyn who is finally alone after Niamh dived into the pool to join Rick and Alex. “For what?” Martyn asks looking baffled. “I know you wanted to play the flute and I’m sorry I snapped” Chloe says. “Don’t worry about it, we need to get our act together, your trumpet playing was great” Martyn says. “Haha, thanks, Bronte didn’t seem to think so” Chloe sighs. “What’s going on with you two?” Martyn asks. “It’s confusing, she has some hate against me and Luna, Doug, and Niamh seem to be ignoring me” Chloe says. “They do seem rather distant” Martyn nods. “You’re not going to ignore me are you?” Chloe asks. “No, I stick up for my friends” Martyn smiles. “So I’m your friend then?” Chloe grins. “I guess” Martyn smiles.

19: 04 PM: Luna and Doug are chatting in the laundry room. Luna is ironing her and Niamh’s clothes. “I think I smell burning” Doug jokes. “Oh shut up, I’ve ironed before” Luna smirks. “And how did it go?” Doug asks. “Erm, I burnt my sister’s best dress” Luna grins. “I gotta wash my trousers, they’ve got mud all over and my socks are muddy, I don’t how we’re expected to not wear shoes” Doug smirks. “I know, I packed my good favourite pair as well, they’re these gorgeous pink heels with golden patterns down the hell and a soft cushioned sole” Luna beams. “Yeah, I brought some trainers and some black leather shoes” Doug grins. “Did Niamh eat the last of the coco pops?” Luna asks. “I think so, I hope we pass the task because we’re running low on food” Doug says.

22: 48 PM: Housemates are settling down for an early night after spending the day rehearsing. Luna and Doug are in the red beds, Joel and Maxine are in the orange, Chloe and Martyn are sharing the yellow beds, Rick and Niamh are in the green, Alex and Bronte are in the blue and Will and Judith are in the purple. Will and Judith are whispering to each other. “Shall I turn the lamp off?” Will asks. “If you want, Will you need to get out of your shell otherwise your gonna get nominated and I don’t wanna see you go, you’ve got so much to learn about yourself, it would be very sad to see you leave so early” Judith warns. “I’m not gonna burst out, that’s not my style and you know it, I just wanna get to bed and dream so nice dreams” Will smiles. “Night” Judith says as she turns off the light.

Ross.

29-07-2014, 04:08 PM

Another fabulous highlight show, loving learning about all the characters!

Nick.

29-07-2014, 05:57 PM

Another fabulous highlight show, loving learning about all the characters!

Thank you very much. :spin: :bouncy:

Nick.

29-07-2014, 06:39 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 4
It’s nominations day and the housemates are up and raring to go! Judith, Luna and Doug are in the dining room eating slices of bacon and hash browns whilst Niamh and Bronte are sipping orange juice in the loungers.

9: 27 AM: Joel and Maxine are in the living room and are watching the fish. “Fish are funny things aren’t they?” Maxine smirks. “Yeah” Joel smiles. “Do you like fish? I don’t really like the taste” Maxine says. “A bit, I prefer meat like steak or beef” Joel says. “Feels a bit cruel doesn’t it? Talking about eating fish in front of them” Maxine grins. “Yeah” Joel smirks. Will is watching the pair from the sofa whilst Alex and Martyn walk in and sit down either side of him.

9: 28 AM: Will is along on the sofas. “Brought you a cuppa” Martyn smiles. “Cheers” Will smiles. “So what are you studying?” Alex asks. “Sociology” Will replies. “Interesting, so is it interesting?” Alex asks. “Yeah it’s good, did you go to uni?” Will asks, desperate to turn the conversation away from him. “Nope, I got A* in IT at A Level and worked up from a call centre to a secretary” Alex says. “Cool” Will says. “I need to shower” Will says as she finishes his tea and leaves. “He’s very mysterious, isn’t he?” Alex grins but Martyn isn’t listening. Instead he sees Chloe walking and hops up. “Sorry I gotta see Chloe” Martyn says.

Doug is first to be called to the diary room to nominate. “My first nomination is Chloe. She hasn’t really spoken too many of us and she seems permanently hanging around with Maxine. She is also rather nasty especially to Judith and Bronte for no apparent reason” Doug says. “My second nomination us for Joel. Joel also hasn’t really socialised with anyone but Maxine and to an extent Chloe. He also seems to be following Maxine around and it’s a bit odd” Doug smirks. “Thank you Doug” Big Brother says.
Rick is next and he sits down on the chair and swings his legs as he speaks. “My first nomination is for Chloe. She seems very rude and flippant and rather melodramatic, she’s incredibly judgemental and seems very reluctant to talk to anyone other than Maxine” Rick says. “And my second nomination is Will. He is very quiet and reluctant to talk. I’ve spoken to him a bit and he tries to turn the conversation away from himself or replies with simple and closed answers” Rick says. “Thank you, you may leave” Big Brother says.

9: 46 AM: Martyn has followed Chloe into the laundry room. “So, are you still pissed at Judith?” Martyn asks. “Yeah, her and Bronte are constantly bitching about me” Chloe sighs as she slumps onto a beanbag. Martyn slumps onto an adjacent yellow beanbag and places a reassuring hand on Chloe’s shoulder. “Thanks Martyn, you’re so nice” Chloe smiles. “I’m not gonna let Bronte and Judith treat you like ****, you don’t deserve it” Martyn says. Chloe runs her eyes. “Can you fetch me a beer?” Chloe asks. “Sure” Martyn says as he gets up. Chloe breaks into a smirk as he leaves.

10: 08 AM: Niamh is next to nominate. “My first nomination is Maxine. Maxine seems a bit odd; I don’t know why she’s here. She doesn’t seem to care about anyone but Chloe or herself. My second nomination is Chloe. She’s incredibly nasty to others and is very bitchy. She’s also rather hypocritical as she confronted Bronte about bitching after spending the day bitching with Maxine” Niamh says. “You may return, thank you Niamh” Big Brother says.

10: 10 AM: It’s now Luna’s turn to nominate. “My first nomination is Maxine. Maxine and I haven’t really spoken, she’s very immature for her age and is pretty much ignoring every bar Chloe. She seems like she’ll be a nightmare to live with” Luna says. “My second nomination is Joel. He seems very clingy around Maxine. He hasn’t made much effort with me, Doug, Niamh or Bronte and the only other people’s he hangs with are the boys” Luna says.

11: 22 AM: Chloe and Martyn are sun bathing on the trampoline whilst Judith, Bronte and Niamh are in the loungers. Rick and Doug are having a kick about with a rotten lettuce. “The girls are there, shall we say something?” Martyn asks. “Let’s go, might as well do it now” Chloe sighs. “Why are you being so shallow towards Chloe? She’s done nothing to offend you at all” Martyn sneers. “Take a look at yourself Martyn, what’s Chloe done to you? Can’t you see that she’s a bitch?” Judith rages. “Don’t you dare call me a bitch” Chloe warns as she walks closer to Judith. “I’m not gonna lie to you Chloe. You make Katie Price look angelic” Judith sneers. “Shut the hell up. You’re speaking crap” Chloe says. “Oh it’s the truth and you know what? You can’t handle the truth!” Judith sneers. “Stop it the pair of you. It’s been four days and you’re already at each other’s throats” Bronte sighs.”Oh don’t play the poor me act Bronte, Chloe’s told me about you bitching and saying nasty things” Martyn says. “Oh so you’re just gonna believe anything she spews out her nasty mouth” Bronte sneers. “Just leave Chloe alone or it’ll be round two and it won’t be nice” Martyn warns. “Just take a look at yourself Martyn” Bronte smirks.

11: 25 AM: Maxine is up next to nominate. “So my first nomination is for Bronte. She’s incredibly rude and very sour. I don’t trust her and nor does Chloe. She’s stuck in this little clique and it would be nice to see them voted out one by one” Maxine smirks. “And my second nomination is Niamh. She’s also in this little clique and I want to see them gone. She’s very quiet at the moment and is boring. She won’t even have one drink” Maxine says. “Thank you Maxine” Big Brother says.

Judith is next to nominate and she happily sits down and sighs. “Okay, my first is Chloe. She has some very sick hatred against me, she’s manipulated Martyn into hating me and causing an argument, and she’s been moaning and whining about me all day so he’ll nominate me. She’s barely spoken to any of us and she seems happy judging us without even speaking to us and its pathetic” Judith smirks. “Next is Maxine, she’s very happy to follow Chloe about because she’s the only one who doesn’t think that’s she’s immature and odd. Maxine won’t help with the washing, cooking, cleaning, nothing and it’s a nightmare” Judith whines.

Joel is next to nominate. “My first nomination is Bronte. Bronte isn’t nice; she’s very frosty to me, Chloe and Max. She seems very happy to sit in a clique and ignore the outsiders” Joel says. “And my next nomination is Judith. Like Bronte she’s happy to sit in a clique and is very frosty to me, Chloe and Maxine. It’s very rude and not nice, she’s very rude to Maxine as well which wasn’t nice” Joel says. “You may leave Joel, thank you” Big Brother says.

12: 22 PM: Luna, Doug, Bronte, Niamh and Rick are all sitting in a circle on the trampoline. “Chloe’s desperate to get Bronte and Judith out” Rick says. “I’m just sick of feeding the troll. I don’t know who she is but the public love her and she’ll be in here for weeks” Luna admits. “Probably” Doug sighs. “I wanna meet the person under the bitch though, what do we know about her? Are we the ones who haven’t made an effort?” Luna says. “I have no idea. Who do you think will be up?” Niamh asks. “Chloe definitely, probably Maxine, I think Judith and Bronte” Rick says. “Nah, Judith and Bronte can’t both be up” Doug says. “Dunno, I have an idea who you nominate but Alex and Martyn could have interesting opinions” Bronte says. “Martyn is under Chloe’s spell” Luna grins. “God knows who Will’s nominated, could be any of us” Doug smirks. “Will’s a bit odd” Rick says. “Not really, Will’s nice, he could be a good mate” Doug says.

12: 55 PM: Bronte is up next to nominate. “Well, obviously my first nomination is Chloe. She is one of the most horrible people I’ve ever met and I feel like we’ve only scratched the surface. She is a massive attention-seeker and it’s pathetic” Bronte says. “My second nomination is Maxine. Maxine like Chloe is rather bitchy. Maxine seems to tag along with Chloe and, yeah, it’s pathetic, the pair of them are pathetic” Bronte sighs.

Alex follows after Bronte and sits down on the diary room chair. “So my first nomination is Chloe. She’s leading Martyn on and is manipulating him; she’s very twisted and very cruel. She’s playing the victim and it’s hilariously bad” Alex grins. “My next nom is sadly Will. He seems nice but when I’m chatting to him he gives simple answers, he acts like he doesn’t want to be here” Alex says. “Thank you Alex” Big Brother says.

14: 34 PM: Chloe, Martyn and Will are left to nominate. Chloe has six nominations, Maxine has four, Joel, Will and Bronte have two nominations, and Judith and Niamh have one nomination each. Chloe is next and she’s happily sits down with a grin. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is for Bronte. She is the fakest girl I’ve met, she acts so innocent and prissy and it’s pitiable. She needs to go so her little girly clique plus their gay best friend Doug split up and break apart. My next nomination is for Judith. She’s also very bitchy and very rude. She’s trying to act innocent as well and she’s got some weird control over Will.” Chloe says.

14: 39 PM: Joel and Maxine are in the bedroom. “So do you think Judith and Bronte will be up?” Joel asks. “Hopefully, if me, you and Chloe have nominated them then that should be enough?” Maxine says. “Hopefully, I’d love to see the fake reactions on the smug clique” Joel smirks and Maxine bursts into laughter. “I’m fetching another drink, do you want one?” Maxine snorts. “Already? It’s still the afternoon” Joel says. Maxine tuts as she walks off.

15: 22 PM: Martyn is the second last housemate to nominate. “Hello Big Brother. My first nomination is for Judith, she seems very rude to Chloe and it’s out of order, she is very two-faced and I’d love to see her booted out. My second nomination is for Bronte. Bronte is also very two-faced, she’s happy to sit in a clique all day and she’s made little effort with anyone other than, Luna, Doug and Niamh.” Martyn says.
15: 25 PM: Judith and Bronte now have 3 nominations each, Chloe has 6 nominations, and Maxine has 4 whilst Joel has two and Niamh has one. Will is the final housemate to nominate.

“So my first is for Martyn. He seemed nice at first but he is actually incredibly stupid and dim. He’s wrapped round Chloe’s little finger and I don’t think any of the others can see it. Martyn needs to be up and out as Chloe is a nightmare to live with and she’ll probably continue manipulating the guys for her own wicked gain.” Will says. “My next nomination is for Joel. Joel is actually stuck up Maxine’s arse. He’s is incredibly dim, he’s tagging along with Maxine and will do anything to please her. I’d like Joel to also go as Maxine and Chloe’s little cult needs to be broken apart but the public will never vote out Chloe so I see no point in nominating you” Will says. “Thank you Will” Big Brother says.

15: 30 PM: Judith is waiting on the sofas for Will to leave the diary room. “It’s tough isn’t it?” Judith smirks. “Not really” Will mutters. “Oh, it wasn’t the hardest decision to be honest, Luna and Doug are going to use the barbeque and cook the last of the sausages” Judith says. “Alright then” Will sighs.

9: 45 PM: Housemates have been called to the sofa for the results of the nominations. “This is Big Brother. The housemates with the most nominations and up for eviction are... Chloe...Maxine...Joel....Judith and Bronte, housemates, you may now leave” Big Brother says. “Oh my god” Niamh gasps. Chloe and Maxine walk off. “Poor Bronte” Luna sighs as he puts her arm around Bronte. “Don’t worry about it” Bronte says.

9: 46 PM: Chloe and Maxine are in the laundry room. “We did it” Chloe smirks as she high fives Maxine. “Joel could still go” Maxine says. “Nah, not a chance” Chloe says. “What’s next?” Maxine asks. “I’m gonna get Alex” Chloe smirks as she walks out.

9: 49 PM: Chloe has gone into the bedroom. Will follows her. “What are you plotting?” Will asks casually. “What?” Chloe asks. “You’ve chummed up with Maxine, Joel’s up her backside and now you’re wrapping Martyn around your little finger” Will sneers. “I’m sorry but who are you to say this, you’ve done piss all since you entered, get out you bore” Chloe sneers. “I can see right through you Chloe” Will warns. “Just get out, Judith might be missing you” Chloe smirks. “I’m not gonna let you walk over the boys, you might get Martyn, Alex and Rick but you’re never gonna get to me” Will says.

Cal.

30-07-2014, 12:46 AM

Another 2 fantastic shows! OMG, Chloe and Maxine are up for evicton</3 Judith or Bronte will go, well I hope so anyway, I don't want Chloe and Maxine going and a girl must go first every time, it's BB tradition ;)

Nick.

30-07-2014, 05:14 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 5

9: 55 AM: Housemates are all wide awake after an early night are have put on their black suits and black dresses ready for their dress rehearsal. Team Crotchet which consists of Alex, Bronte, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel are rehearsing but with little progress. “You’re doing the wrong rhythm” Chloe says. “No I’m not it’s bah, bah, bah, bum, bahbahbahhhhh” Bronte insists. “Not it’s not it’s bah, bah, bum, bum bahbahh” Chloe sneers. “No it’s not, I’ve been doing this since the first rehearsal” Bronte says. “Well you’ve been doing it wrong” Chloe says. “No I haven’t” Bronte says. “Yeah you have, hasn’t she Joel?” Chloe says and Joel nods. “I’m sorry Bronte” Martyn says. “Oh for god sake” Bronte snorts and storms s off into the living room and walks past Team Quaver into the bedroom. “This is ridiculous” Rick sighs. “Let’s just continue” Martyn says. “We need to work as a team, we can’t play if we’re all bickering at one another” Rick sighs.

10: 33 AM: Team Quaver which consists of Doug, Judith, Will, Niamh, Maxine and Luna are all happily rehearsing. Maxine has taken charge of the performance due to her apparent musical knowledge. “Okay guys, we’re gonna climax now, are we ready?” Maxine smiles. “Yeah” the group sighs. “Actually I’m gonna fetch some water, anyone want some?” Maxine asks but the group remain silent as Maxine walks into the kitchen. “Bloody dictator” Judith smirks. “She won’t even let us get a word in” Niamh grins. “She’s such a liar” Will smirks. The group stare at him. “She has not musical knowledge what so ever, I’m grade 6 drums and she’s appalling” Will says. “Why didn’t you say something?” Luna asks. “Maxine seemed to have everything under control, I didn’t want to cause any more arguments so I played along, but then Maxine was god awful at the drums and then I realised that everything she said was bull****” Will explains. “Clever” Judith smirks. “Right, let’s get ready, Bronte’s gone off in a strop and the other team don’t seem so good so unless something drastically goes wrong we’ve got this in the bag as long as we all do what I say” Maxine says as she walks back.

11: 04 AM: Bronte has returned to the group. “Are you alright?” Rick asks and Bronte nods as she picks up her violin. “Good, now, we agreed that the rhythm I said was right so that’s what you’ve gotta do” Chloe says. Bronte practises Chloe’s rhythm but fails to do so. “For god sake Bronte, it’s really not that hard” Chloe sighs. “I never wanted to play the bloody violin, can you all stop pressuring me!” Bronte screams. “Calm down Bronte” Martyn says. “No, Chloe’s been biting my head off since we started this bloody task” Bronte screams. “Oh that’s rich; you’re the one who’s been two-faced and causing trouble” Chloe sneers. “Calm down Bronte” Alex says. “How can I? Chloe’s not gonna stop pissing me off” Bronte sighs as she rubs her eyes. “Just practise the bit again” Martyn says. “No, I’ve had enough, I’m not doing this bloody task, I’d rather eat basic rations that let you boss me about” Bronte says and storms off again. “Right, we’re gonna have to play without Bronte for now, everything should be fine but we’ll lose points for teamwork” Joel sighs.
11: 09 AM: Team Quaver are about to confront Maxine. “Maxine, what was your ex like at percussion?” Luna asks. “Good” Maxine replies. “What kind of stuff did he play?” Will asks. “Bit of rock, heavy metal and punk” Maxine says. “Maxine, stop bull****ting us, we know you lied about your ex being in percussion, you lied about drums and you lied about composing” Judith sneers. “What the hell, I know loads about drums” Maxine snorts. “Okay, name all drums” Will smirks. “That’s the snare, that’s the bass, that’s the high hat” Maxine says. “What about the others?” Will asks. “I dunno” Maxine sighs. “Just admit it, you lied, I’m grade 6 drums Max, I didn’t want to cause chaos as I believed you at first but then you played and I knew” Will says. “I’m just annoyed you lied to us” Doug says and Luna and Niamh murmur their agreement. “Fine you can go all jazzy on the drums and I’ll take over the flute, what we had is good though so don’t go changing it” Maxine sighs and sits down with the flute.

14: 34 PM: Both teams have done their dress rehearsal are have joined together in the living room. Luna, Doug, Niamh are chatting with Rick from the other team “So how’s yours going?” Rick asks Luna. “Good, we had a slight leadership problem but it’s been resolved” Luna smiles. “What was happening with Bronte? We saw her storm out, return and storm out again, she hasn’t left the bedroom yet” Niamh says. “Should one of us go talk to her?” Doug suggests. “I think she’s calmed down, I expect she’ll be out soon” Luna says. “Was Chloe giving biting her head off again?” Niamh asks. “Sadly, Chloe really needs to calm down a bit, Bronte doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting off Chloe and her little cool crew” Rick says.

15: 33 PM: Maxine, Chloe, Martyn and Alex are in the garden by the pool sitting in the plastic chairs with the last of the wine. “Is this the last of the wine?” Chloe asks. “I think so, we’re the only ones who actually make good use of it though” Maxine smirks. “Yeah, I don’t get how the others survive the day without alcohol, especially today” Chloe sneers. “So do you think you’ll win?” Maxine asks Chloe. “With a bit of bloody luck, I am not living off basic rations for the week” Chloe says. “Do you think you’ll be up again next week? I can’t see you going this week” Martyn says. “Probably, and the week after, and the week after that until the final or I eventually go” Chloe says. “Who do you think will go?” Alex asks. “I think Joel’s in danger, but hopefully Bronte leaves, I can imagine Judith having a bloody breakdown” Chloe smirks.
16: 46 PM: Judith, Joel and Will are in the kitchen using the remains of the food to cook a meal. “So we’ll prepare a little banquet, keep the cereal, tea, coffee and all the snacky things but the rest we can cook up and serve” Judith explains. “Sounds good, the washing’s up not done though, everything’s dirty” Will points out. “Oh for god sake, it’s Chloe and Maxine’s job? Luna, Doug and Niamh collect the food and tidy up the living room, Bronte and Joel keep the bedroom tidy, Rick, Alex and Martyn sort out the pets, the bathroom and the garden, Chloe and Maxine have the simple job of doing the bloody washing up” Judith sighs as she walks out the kitchen.

“Chloe, Maxine, why haven’t you done the washing up?” Judith asks. “Dunno” Chloe snorts. “Forgot” Maxine smirks. “Can you go do it? Everyone else tidies up or cooks for you but you still on your arse all day sneering at others” Judith sighs. “I don’t wanna do the bloody washing up” Chloe says. “We’ve all got to do things we don’t want to” Judith says. “Not me, what’s the worse that’ll happen? Someone will eventually get it done; you can hardly kick me out or ban me from eating” Chloe smirks. “I’m not cooking for you or Maxine until you do your bit around the house, can’t you swap chores and do the laundry?” Judith says. “Why? I’ll do my own but I’m not touching anyone else’s clothes” Chloe says. “Why do you have to be so difficult?” Judith asks rhetorically. Chloe breaks into a grin as Maxine snorts.

17: 55 PM: Judith has finally prepared dinner and is about to serve it to the housemates bar Chloe and Maxine. Luna, Doug, Niamh, Joel, Alex, Rick and Martyn. Bronte is still in the bedroom and Chloe and Maxine are smoking in the garden. Will and Judith carry plates of food to the tables. “So what happened with the washing up?” Doug asks. “Had to do it myself” Judith sighs. “How’s Bronte?” Alex asks. “I saw her just before I called you all, she’s not hungry, I’ll make her a sandwich later” Judith smiles. “Thanks for cooking” Joel smiles. “No problem, I love cooking” Judith says. “Still think it’s a bit harsh leaving Chloe and Maxine out” Martyn says. “They seem happy enough” Judith says. “You’ve used all the food though, what are they gonna eat?” Martyn says. “There’s still snacks and stuff left” Judith says. “I think it’s a bit harsh banning them, I’ve gonna sit with them, you coming Alex?” Martyn says. Alex follows him and the pair walk off. “I’m gonna see how Max is” Joel says. “Bye then” Judith says as she takes Marty’s seat. “The croutons are ready, here you go” Will smiles. “Great, cheers Will” Doug smiles. “No problem, I have to cook for my flat mates all the time” Will smiles.

MB.

31-07-2014, 12:05 AM

Poor Maxqueen getting exposed like that :fist:

Nick.

31-07-2014, 12:35 AM

Poor Maxqueen getting exposed like that :fist:

:spin:

I do love some of the stuff coming up for Maxqueen!

Nick.

31-07-2014, 09:29 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 6

It’s the day of the performances and housemates have all woken up early and are ready for the performances. Overnight the garden has been turned into a posh theatre. There’s a basic black stage with curtains either side, 12 comfy red chairs and a table of white wine, croutons and peanuts is at the back next to the chickens. Two famous British musicians and conductors will be judging and scoring the performances. Jonathan Dove is a British composer, he’s worked in opera, plays, films, choral works and orchestra and chamber music. Some of his operas include Flight, Life Is a Dream, The Palace in the Sky and Man on the Moon. Joining him is Sir Mark Elder (CBE) is a British conductor and has conducted the last night of the proms and many other spectacular performances. Sir Mark and Jonathan will be watching both teams from inside the bedroom away from the housemates via a screen and headphones. The two guests will score each group out of 10 in terms of Originality, Creativity, Teamwork and Technique.

11: 50 AM: Both teams are in the garden. “I’m actually about to crap myself” Maxine smirks. Maxine, Joel, Chloe, Martyn and Alex are sitting on the trampoline, Maxine is smoking. “What’s the bloody point of this? Why the hell have they given us a bloody black dress to wear?” Chloe moans. “I hate wearing ties” Martyn smirks. “Yeah, it’s too bloody hot to wear black outfits” Joel sighs. “This task has been a waste of time” Chloe sighs. “I bet the cool cliques are loving it, I bet they love dressing up” Chloe smirks.

11: 52 AM: Luna, Doug, Bronte, Niamh, Will, Rick and Judith have taken their seats ready for the day’s performance. “I really looking forward to seeing what you’ve done” Bronte smiles. “It should be okay I guess, looking forward to Will’s drum solo” Luna says. “Yeah, I can’t wait Will” Rick smiles. “I’m gonna fetch some croutons, anyone want some?” Bronte asks. “Fetch me a few” Niamh says. “And me” Doug smiles.

12: 00 PM: It’s time for the performances. “This is Big Brother, could team Crotchet take to the stage” Big Brother says. Alex, Chloe, Rick, Martyn and Joel walk around the stage and sit down by their instruments. Bronte remains seated and the performance begins. Joel plays a C and E on the piano and breaks into a jolly rhythm, Chloe plays the cello. Suddenly Rick hits the crash symbol twice and breaks into a jazzy drum groove. Alex and Martyn begin to play the trombone and flute after Rick stops his groove. The flute, piano and trombone continue playing and then Martyn stops the flute and Alex then stops playing the trombone, Joel goes back to playing his C and E tune and Rick hits the cymbal to indicate the finish. Team Quaver burst into applause at the reasonable performance and Team Crotchet leave the stage and walk back to their seats.

12: 15 PM: After a short interval Team Quaver have been called to the stage. Will starts the performance with a fast drum beat, Doug blasts the trombone and Luna and Niamh start playing the cello and violin, Maxine begins playing the piano to little avail, the violin sound turns screechy whilst Maxine mucks the piano keys. Judith blows the flute and Chloe tries not to grin as Judith screeches out high notes. Will stops playing and the rest of Team Quaver play out of time. Will smashes the ride cymbal and the rest of the team stop playing, Will plays as loud rock fill and smashes the crash cymbal. The audience weakly clap and Team Quaver sit down feeling a bit unsure.
12: 20 PM: Jonathan and Sir Mark are in the laundry room whilst the housemates relax and drink. “Team 1 were very organised, a bit of originality and a bit of creativity” Jonathan says. “But they lacked in teamwork, one member was missing” Sir Mark says. “They had good technique for beginners” Jonathan admits. “Team 2 were a bit of a mess, their originality and creativity was great though, technique was appalling and teamwork was good except a bit of limelight hogging by the drummer” Jonathan says. “Agreed” Sir Mark says.

13: 45 PM: Jonathan and Sir Mark have left and housemates have been called to the living room to hear the results. “Housemates, the results of the shopping task have been finalised. Team Crotchet scored 6 for originality, 7 for creativity, 6 for technique and 3 for teamwork” Big Brother says. “Team Crotchet has a score of 22. Team Quaver scored 7 for originality, 7 for creativity, 4 for technique and 5 for teamwork. Team Quaver has a score of 23 and have therefore won this week’s shopping, Luna, Doug, Maxine, Judith, Niamh and Will shall live off a luxury budget of £150 whilst Team Crotchet will survive off a budget of £40” Big Brother says. The housemates cheer.

15: 04 PM: “We need bread, cereal, butter, pork, steak and bacon” Rick says as Team Quaver gather round the blackboard by the sofa. “Add eggs, sugar, tea, coffee and alcohol” Luna says. “I need cigarettes” Maxine says. “How many do you need?” Niamh asks. “I could probably manage 30” Maxine says. “That’s quite a bit out of our budget” Luna says. “I need cigarettes though” Maxine sighs. “Write down 15” Niamh says. “What the hell” Maxine snorts. “We’ve got to make sacrifices” Luna sighs. “We don’t need bloody shreddies or ketchup though” Maxine sneers. “Ketchup’s hardly expensive” Luna sighs. “Shall we go outside and chat to the others for a bit, get a drink and come back” Niamh suggests. “Alright, I’m gonna make a cuppa and meet you out there” Maxine smiles.

15: 10 PM: Maxine is in the diary room with the blackboard. “I’ve got it Big Brother; I’ve got the shopping requests” Maxine smiles. “How many cigarettes have you got on their Maxine?” Big Brother asks. “I changed it from 15 to 40, I got rid of the eggs, cereal, steak and pork as well as the sauces” Maxine smirks. “I also changed all the orange juice to alcohol” Maxine smirks. “I think it’ll do” Maxine says. “See ya” Maxine says and leaves.

“Where have you been Max?” Luna asks as she walks back into the living room. “I just handed the blackboard in” Maxine says. “Oh, we hadn’t finished” Niamh says. “I got us a few more things” Maxine says. “Like what?” Doug asks. “Cigarettes, about 40” Maxine smirks. “We had an agreement Maxine” Luna says. “Well I need cigarettes and that’s final, I’ve handed it in” Maxine grins.

Nick.

01-08-2014, 07:24 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 7

Emma Willis walks out of the eye and walks down the crowd with their bright banners. Some say stuff like “Get Judith Out” or “We Love You Chloe”. “So, 7 days in and 12 will become 11, welcome to eviction number 1” Emma smirks. “Midway through tonight we shall save three housemates but for now, let’s catch up on all the action.

10: 12 AM: Maxine and Niamh are unpacking the shopping. “You know I brought cigarettes for the whole team, are you sure you don’t want one?” Maxine smirks. “No, smoking damages your lungs and causes cancer” Niamh sighs. “But it feels so good though, have you ever had one?” Maxine asks. “No and I don’t wish too” Niamh says bluntly. “God, some people in this house are bloody boring” Maxine snorts and walks off. Niamh rolls her eyes and continues unpacking.

10: 30 AM: Chloe, Joe and Alex are chatting in the bedroom. “So who do you think will leave tonight?” Chloe asks Joel. “I think I’m in trouble, I haven’t really done much” Joel says. “You won’t go, I can see Bronte leaving, Judith evicted would be hilarious” Chloe grins. “I can’t see Judith leaving, I bet anyone who hates you will save Judith which means Bronte is a goner” Alex grins. “Hopefully, I’m so pissed we lost the task though, at least we’ve got enough booze and fags for a week though” Chloe says. “Did we get anything else though?” Alex asks. “I think we ordered a loaf of bread, a pint of milk, and bits of fruit. Everything is stashed in the bottom fridge layer or the cupboard next to the oven” Chloe explains. “So we’ve got no food for the week?” Alex grins. “We’ll manage, Big Brother’s not exactly gonna let us starve” Chloe grins. “I guess” Alex smirks.

11: 44 AM: Rick, Martyn, Will and Doug are in the laundry room. “How does this thing work?” Rick asks. “I think it spins” Martyn says. “Just pass the me the power and the clothes, I’ll show you” Will sighs. “We can do more than a one basket at a time, their plenty of room” Rick says. “Fine, Doug pass me your pile” Will says as he crouches down and puts Doug’s clothes in. “Everything should be dark coloured, nothing white or nothing hard like denim?” Will asks. “Yeah” Rick says and Doug nods. Will slams the door, stands up and pours in the washing power. The washing machine starts spinning and a white shirt is seen. “Wait? Who’s shirt is that?” Martyn asks. “Crap” Rick gasps as he opens the door. Water pours out and Rick picks up his dyed shirt. “What the hell did you do Will?” Rick sighs. “He said a dark wash” Doug says and Will nods. “For god sake, that was my best shirt, cost me fifty quid” Rick groans. “I said no white shirts, and fifty quid’s an absurd amount to pay for a shirt” Will sighs.

14: 02 PM: Luna, Doug, Rick, Niamh, Bronte and Judith are in the living room. Alex, Martyn and Chloe are in the pool. Joel and Will are in the kitchen and Maxine is catching up on sleep in the bedroom. “I really hope Chloe goes tonight, I actually can’t stand her, she waltzed in her and acted like the bitch, she’s desperate to be a bitch” Judith snorts. “Yeah, I think she is a bit attention-seeking” Bronte says. “”It would be a shame to lose either of you but either of you two could go” Doug says sadly. “At least if I go I won’t have to be living with Chloe” Judith smirks. “Yeah but no one wants to be the first out” Bronte says. “Someone has to though and it could be one of you” Doug says.

14: 04 PM: Joel and Will are in the kitchen. “You’re team got a lot of good food, our team have got nothing but fags and booze” Joel smirks. “I’m sure you’ll be fine, Big Brother would probably just turn off the hot water for a few hours if you touched anything” Will smirks. “I feel like this Big Brother’s a bit more ruthless, did you watch Big Brother much?” Joel asks. “I didn’t watch it since it’s channel five move but I heard it was going back to basics and it seemed like an opportunity to know myself” Will says. “What about your studies?” Joel asks. “Well I got a break for the summer, I’m not exactly gonna be around for long though” Will says. “You’re gonna last longer than me I bet, and I watched the classic Big Brother era with Jade, Nikki, Aisleyne, Derek and Makosi but gave up in series 11, I didn’t really give a stuff about Josie and that John Jones guy” Joel says. “I think it was John James” Will says.
“Guys, I need to talk” Maxine slurs as she staggers into the kitchen. “I thought you were napping?” Joel says. “Yeah but I got bored and had a bit of wine” Maxine snorts. “There’s only a bottle left” Will says as he looks in the fridge. “I had a bottle of wine and a beer, I’m not drunk” Maxine insists. Maxine attempts to sit down but misses the chair and falls to the ground. “God, get her some coffee and take her to the shower, she can’t face eviction drunk” Will sighs. “I’m not drunk” Maxine slurs as she clambers onto the chair. “Where’s my girl Chloe?” Maxine says as she staggers into the living room. “Hey Bronte, it’s a shame we never really got on or spoke, that stupid cow Niamh is always in the way” Maxine chuckles as she slumps into the yellow sofa next to Bronte and Niamh. “Are you drunk?” Niamh gasps. “Grow up Niamh, it’s what adults do, there’s cola and squash in the fridge though” Maxine snorts. “You stink” Niamh says. “Charming, I’m bored, let’s dance” Maxine beams as she stands up. “Where’s the Dancefloor? We need to have some fun, one of us is getting booted out you know?” Maxine sings. “Go and take a shower and behave, you’re gonna be on live TV later” Bronte says. “We’re already live, there’s bloody camera watching up and streaming to the computers at home” Maxine groans. “We’re gonna be on live TV” Judith says. “Whatever, I’m gonna get my outfit together” Maxine slurs. “Yeah we should get ready” Judith says. “We’ve still got hours” Rick says as Judith and Bronte walk to the bedroom.

17: 44 PM: Judith, Bronte, Chloe and Maxine have finally gotten their eviction outfits ready. Joel walks into the bedroom and pulls off his black shirt revealing a muscular torso and pulls over a white crisp shirt. “That was quick” Chloe says. “I might comb my hair but I’m not fussed, if I go I go” Joel says. “I dunno if I should keep my hair straight or curl it” Bronte says. “Curl it but pin it back a bit” Judith says. “I’ll try that” Bronte smiles. “Maxine, are you alright?” Chloe asks. “I showered and drank a ton of water but still feel giddy” Maxine sighs. “You don’t need to worry about going” Joel says. “Yeah, good luck everyone” Bronte smiles.

17: 55 PM: Niamh and Rick are discussing the eviction result. “Maxine is a goner, I doubt she has any fan base” Niamh says. “Nah, she’ll have fans, not sure about Joel though” Rick says. “Maxine will go, I bet ya” Niamh says. “What will you bet? How about if Joel goes then you down a glass of wine” Rick smirks. “Okay, and if Maxine goes then you have to streak around the garden the second she goes on live TV” Niamh grins. “Not live” Rick smirks. “What about I down two glasses of wine as straight away if Joel’s evicted and you strip the second Maxine leaves” Niamh says as she holds out her hand. Rick shakes her hand as he says. “Wait, I’m allowed to wear pants right?” Rick says. “No” Niamh grins as she lets go of Rick’s hand.

“So Rick could possibly get naked if Maxine goes and Niamh could get drunk, this is gonna be an interesting night, but now we’re gonna save three housemates” Emma Willis says. The camera cuts to the house where Emma’s voice is heard. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, for the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. Luna, Doug and Niamh are sitting with Bronte by the blue sofa, Will and Rick are comforting Judith, Joel, Maxine and Chloe are together with Alex and Martyn on the red and yellow sofas. “I can reveal that the three housemates with the most amount of votes in no particular order are.....MAXINE........CHLOE.......AND JUDITH. Bronte and Joel, we’ll get back to you” Emma announces. Maxine hugs Chloe and Will hugs Judith. Rick winks at Niamh who sighs but hugs Judith.

“So Rick’s not getting naked tonight and Chloe, Maxine and Judith are safe. Lines have reopened and will stay open for the next ten minutes, it’s between Bronte and Joel, lines are appearing on the screens. To vote add 02 at the end for Bronte and 05 at the end for Joe. Votes cost 40p or you can use a double pack of votes for 99p on the Big Brother app” Emma says.

19: 22 PM: Niamh and Bronte are on the trampoline discussing Rick. “Do you find Rick hot?” Niamh asks as she looks over to Rick who is performing shirtless push-ups. “He’s good looking I guess” Bronte says. “We made a bet on the eviction; if he loses then he’s got to streak” Niamh smirks. “Oh my god, I can’t believe you” Bronte giggled. “He’s fit, you can’t deny that” Niamh says. “So who’d you bet on?” Bronte asks. “Maxine” Niamh says. “Why? Make a better bet next time” Bronte sighs.

19: 30 PM: Will is sitting with Judith in the bedroom. “It’s gonna be tough if you go” Will says. “You’ll be fine, to be fair doubt I’m going anywhere” Judith says. “Don’t get too cocky” Will warns. “Are you tired? You were up until 1 this morning?” Judith asks. “Yeah, didn’t sleep too well, it’s too hot” Will says and Judith nods. “As soon as someone’s evicted I’ll grab a drink and get to bed” Will says. “Evictions are a major part of a Big Brother experience, it’s gonna be weird actually being in the house 24/7 with strangers are seeing one of them leaving each week” Judith says. “Do you think you’ll last long?” Will asks. “Not a chance” Judith smirks. “You’ll last a month at least” Will says.

“Lines have now closed, let’s go to the house” Emma says as the camera cuts to the house where housemates are in the same seating. The crowd are chanting “GET JUDITH OUT”. “Housemates, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and first to be evicted is....

Nick.

01-08-2014, 09:32 PM

"JOEL.”

Emma announces. Bronte gasps as Joel breaks into a weak smile. “Joel you have been evicted, you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes.” Emma says. Chloe hugs Joel and Maxine gives him a longer hug. Luna, Doug, Niamh and Rick say goodbye. “See you guys, good luck” Joel smiles as he says goodbye to Martyn and Alex. “See ya Will” Joel says sadly as he shakes hands with Will and rubs his back. “Bye everyone” Joel says as he walks to the doors. The doors open up and Joel walks into the crowd.

Camera’s flash and the crowd cheer as Joel walks down the carpet. Emma leads him to the pod for a chat. “So the crowd seemed nice, do you have any reason why you were evicted?” Emma asks. “I guess I didn’t make much of an impression” Joel sighs. “Is it disappointing to be out?” Emma asks. “Of course, I had a nice group of friends and I was beginning to get on with the main kids especially Wil who is a lovely lad” Joel says. “Chloe and Maxine were very big characters; do you feel that hanging around with them affected your relationship in the house with the others?” Emma asks. “Yeah, Judith is a big character in the other group and she hates all of us so she probably nominated me” Joel smirks. “Judith didn’t nominate you, she nominated Chloe and Maxine. I can reveal that Doug, Luna and Will nominated you” Emma says. “Oh” Joel sighs. “Apart from Judith, who else did you feel like you didn’t get on with?” Emma asks. “I guess I didn’t get on with Bronte and Niamh, we’re very different people. Luna and Doug are okay. I like Alex and Martyn although Alex is rather quiet” Joel says.”A few of your nomination reasons said that you were following and leering over Maxine, is there any truth in that?” Emma asks. “Not at all” Joel gasps. “Well Joel, your time was short but sweet, you are the first ever guy to be evicted first from big brother UK, you may go and see your family” Emma beams as the crowd applaud. “So that’s Big Brother history broken but anyways, I’ll see you next Friday!” Emma says.

Back in the house Niamh has two wine glasses ready. “3, 2, 1” Luna, Doug, Rick and Bronte yell as Niamh downs the first glass, she swallows it but shakes her head, she gulps and downs the second glass. The housemates cheer.

Nick.

02-08-2014, 08:01 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 8

Eleven housemates have woken up, Joel was evicted last night making him the first ever male to leave first in Big Brother UK history. Maxine has woken up and is staring at the empty bed next to her. “Do you think they’ll leave the bed there?” Maxine asks Chloe. “Maybe” Chloe says as she brushes her hair. “Depends, some newbies might nab the beds, god I hope we don’t get newbies” Maxine sighs. “I doubt they could continue a series for 9 more weeks with eleven housemates, we’d have like three housemates in the final, it would be tedious” Chloe smirks. “Yeah, I’ll fetch you a cuppa” Maxine smiles. “You can’t, our team’s ran out of coffee, got plenty of wine if you wanna pour me a glass” Chloe smirks. “Alright” Maxine smiles and leaves.

9: 33 AM: Rick, Niamh and Judith are chatting in the kitchen. “Where’s the cereal?” Judith whines. “We’re all out” Niamh sighs. “What about bread and butter?” Judith sighs. “Out of butter, there might be some bread” Niamh says. “All gone” Judith sighs. “Is there anything to drink?” Rick asked. “We’ve got wine and beer” Judith sighs as she looks through the fridge. “Great, chuck me a beer” Rick smirks and Judith passes him a beer. “You can’t drink beer for breakfast” Niamh says as Rick cracks open his beer. “We’ve got sod else though” Rick says and he drinks. “We’ve got to save the remains, there’s a bit of pork and mince, we can have that for lunch, we’ll have to skip dinner and perhaps have some eggs tomorrow for breakfast” Judith sighs. “We could just go to Big Brother and demand more food” Rick says. “We’ve already used our entire food budget, there’s no way they’ll give us more” Niamh sighs. “Are you alright Niamh? You don’t look too good” Rick says. “Probably the booze from last night, I must have had another two glasses or something” Niamh sighs as she rubs her forehead.
9: 58 AM: Chloe is sitting beside Martyn and Alex by the pool. Martyn and Alex are dipping their legs into the water whilst Chloe is playing with the ripples. “It’s too hot to do anything” Chloe complains. “Yeah, bloody global warming” Martyn smirks. “I can’t believe Joel’s gone” Alex says. “I think he’s the first ever male to leave Big Brother UK first” Chloe says. “I think so, it must be crap going first” Chloe says. “I’m not too fussed about when I leave, well I’d like to stay a few weeks at least” Alex says. “Yeah, see you in a bit, I’m going to the diary room” Chloe says.

10: 02 AM: Luna, Doug and Bronte are chatting in the living room. “I wished Joel stayed longer, he was starting to settle in and get out of Maxine’s arse” Luna smirks. “Well vote to save can get rid of the quieter characters, we could be in trouble” Doug nods. “Did you hear about Niamh’s bet with Rick?” Bronte asks. “Well I know Niamh downed two glasses” Luna says. “Yeah but if Rick lost then he had to streak” Bronte says. “Bit odd and a bit pervy” Doug grins. “Do you think she fancies him” Luna says. “Maybe, she said that he’s fit though” Bronte adds. “I gotta speak to Niamh, what’s she playing at?” Luna smirks.”God knows” Bronte grins.

10:03 AM: Chloe is in the diary room. “Big Brother we need food now, we’ve got nothing and we’re gonna starve, we’re really hungry and we need food in this hot weather and it’s killing us” Chloe whines. “Big Brother is unable to help you, Big Brother gave you enough money for food which should have been consumed over a week” Big Brother says. “We got no money” Chloe complains. “Your team failed the shopping task and as a result had to live off basic rations, good luck this week Chloe” Big Brother says. “Bye then” Chloe sighs.

10: 44 AM: Luna and Niamh are talking in the bedroom. “So do you fancy Rick?” Luna asks. “He’s fit, no one can deny that” Niamh smirks. “Anything else? Besides him being fit does anything else attract you” Luna asks. “He’s got a nice sense of humour and is chilled” Niamh says. “Do you think Rick feels the same what?” Luna asks. “I don’t know, can you just leave it for a bit, if Rick finds out that I’ve said this then I’ll be a laughing stock” Niamh says. “Calm down Niamh” Luna says. “Stop pestering me then” Niamh says loudly. “I’m not pestering you, I just wanna know the facts” Luna says. “That’s all you journalists do isn’t it? You get the facts but don’t care who gets hurt in the process” Niamh sneers. “Are you accusing me of hurting you? Don’t you dare judge me because of my job, I am more than my job, I love my job but I am not a snobby, prejudice reporter” Luna yells. “Oh look who’s getting ratty now, I was having fun with Rick last night but you’ve gone and turned it into some relationship scandal” Niamh says. “Stop twisting my words” Luna gasps. “Isn’t that what you journalists do? I know why you’re doing this!” Niamh sneers. “Why?” Luna asks. “You just wanna make a few quid in selling the story, well this ain’t a showmance, Rick and I are just friends who have a bit of flirty fun, he’s fit and you’re just jealous” Niamh says. “Oh shut up Niamh, I am not jealous of you and Rick” Luna says. “I bet you are, Rick’s way more fun that Doug, Doug’s boring as hell, you are jealous and it’s totally blatant” Niamh sneers as Luna dabs her eyes. “Leave Doug out of this” Luna screams and walks off.

11: 32 AM: Luna is sitting with Doug and Bronte in the living room, Will, Rick and Niamh are splashing about in the pool whilst Chloe, Maxine, Alex and Martyn are chatting in the bedroom. Judith is preparing lunch. “Don’t you just hate the way Judith actually does nothing but cook and mother Will” Chloe smirks. “Yeah, you kinda make her interesting” Martyn smirks. “She’s not done anything since she got here” Chloe says. “Why’s Judith even in here?” Maxine snorts. “So she can work on her cooking” Chloe snorts. “She ain’t gonna stand a chance in a vote to save this week” Chloe beams.

11: 44 AM: Niamh has started a splashing battle with Rick and Will. “Don’t you dare get my hair wet” Niamh screams as Rick splashes Niamh’s hair. “Oh I’m gonna get you back for that” Niamh grins as she uses her arms and soaks Rick. Rick shakes his wet hair out of his eyes and smirks. “I’m gonna get out” Will says as he climbs out and towels off. Rick and Niamh continue their splashing battle as Will walks towards the living room.

“Has anyone fed the chickens today?” Will asks as he walks in the living room. “I think Alex did, are Niamh and Rick alone in the pool?” Doug asks. “Yeah, the pair were getting flirty so I bailed” Will smirks. “Niamh’s all over Rick, dunno how Rick feels, someone should ask him” Luna sighs. “Yeah but you’d have to make it subtle, someone’s gonna have to get close to him and ask him” Bronte points out. “Who’s gonna do that? It’s gonna have to be a guy” Luna asks. “I can’t do it, I can’t cope with situations like that, I’m hopeless at the who d’ya fancy thing” Will smiles. “You lot are acting like right girls” Doug snorts. “Well you can ask him in a mature and sophisticated manner” Luna grins. “Guys, I’ve got lunch sorted, can someone fetch Niamh, Rick, Alex and Martyn?” Judith says. “Go on then” Luna smirks as she nudges Doug.

15: 55 PM: Housemates have finished lunch, washed the dishes and tidied the house and are in for a surprise as Judith and Chloe have been called to the store room. “What the hell is all this?” Chloe gasps as she holds a packet of chickpeas. “Chickpeas I think, we’ve got rice, chickpeas and two jugs of orange juice” Judith sighs. Well it’s better than nothing I guess” Chloe sighs as she picks up a cartoon of orange juice and starts walking.

17: 41 PM: Doug is sitting beside the pool whilst Rick is swimming. The pair are talking about Niamh. “Niamh was blabbing about Luna, do you know what happened?” Rick asks. “Not a clue, was Niamh upset?” Doug asks. “A bit pissed” Rick nods. “Niamh’s nice though isn’t she?” Doug says. “Yeah she’s fun, bit quirky at times” Rick smirks. “Is that good quirky?” Doug asks. “I guess” Rick smirks.

20:04 PM: Luna and Bronte are waiting for Doug to return, Chloe, Maxine, Martyn and Alex are still chatting in the bedroom, Niamh is outside chatting to Rick and Will is helping Judith with the laundry. “What took you so long?” Bronte asks. “Well I didn’t want to leave so soon but then Niamh arrived and I didn’t wanna stay but they kept on talking to me and I didn’t want them to get suspicious” Doug sighs. “So what did Rick say?” Luna asks. “He said that she’s nice and quirky which is good” Doug says. “What else?” Luna asks. “That’s all” Doug says. “What? You need to learn a thing or two” Luna grins. “Well you can do it yourself next time. I’m gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and get an early night, I can’t believe we stayed up and saw the sunrise this morning” Doug grins.

MB.

02-08-2014, 08:13 PM

Not here for broken tradition, even if it was a bore who went :bored: But yay @ Maxqueen and Closlé staying

Nick.

02-08-2014, 09:16 PM

Not here for broken tradition, even if it was a bore who went :bored: But yay @ Maxqueen and Closlé staying

:shrug: Aww, I didn't want to lose any of the big characters so soon, and Joel probably would have gone if it was a public vote. :blush:

BigBrotherDude17

03-08-2014, 03:14 AM

Love this so far! keep upnthe great work

Nick.

03-08-2014, 10:02 AM

Thanks! :)

BigBrotherDude17

03-08-2014, 02:32 PM

your welcome

Nick.

03-08-2014, 07:37 PM

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Big Brother 16: Day 9

Housemates are having a lie-in on a quiet Sunday. Judith has cooked up a breakfast of rice and orange juice. “This really is taking the piss” Martyn sighs as he sits down. “Well no one savoured the food so we’ve got to survive on basic bloody rations” Judith sneers. “It’s like 10 o’clock, it’s a Sunday, can we just quieten down?” Doug sighs as he sits down. “Alright then” Martyn smirks. “What’s happening with lunch?” Doug asks. “More rice” Judith sighs. “Is there nothing else?” Martyn asks. “Sadly not, Big Brother’s making another delivery later” Judith says.

11: 00 AM: Housemates have been called to the living room. Luna, Doug and Bronte are sitting on the green sofa, Martyn and Alex on the yellow, Rick and Niamh on the blue, Maxine and Chloe on the red and Judith and Will on the orange. “Big Brother has noticed a lack of food in the house; Big Brother is giving a chance for one housemate to choose two others to join them in receiving a cooked lunch and cooked dinner for the next two days. Big Brother is inviting you to play the childhood classic, The Floor Is Lava” Big Brother says. “Eh?” Maxine snorts. “I loved that game” Will smirks. “Housemates, please stand up on the sofa’s, you will notice 22 beanbags in between the sofas, you may not touch the floor and the last housemate surviving will win a prize for them and two friends, housemates must also not make physical contact with one another” Big Brother says. “Well I am gonna win this” Maxine grins as she steps onto a beanbag. “Ahh” Maxine gasps as she slips and falls onto the ground. “Maxine, you are out, 10 housemates remain” Big Brother says.

12: 05 PM: It’s been sixty five minutes since housemates got their task. Bronte and Luna are still on the sofas, Judith and Will have travelled to the kitchen and Alex, Martyn and Chloe have gone to the bedroom. “There’s loads of room to move here, you can easily get from one side to the other” Alex says. “Yeah, I am not losing this task” Chloe says. “And you can easily jump from bed to bed” Alex says as she stands up. Alex jumps from the red bed to the other red bed, to the orange bed over jumps the next bed and lands on his bottom. “Damn” Alex sighs. “Alex, you are out, 9 housemates remain” Big Brother announces.

12: 30 PM: Rick, Doug and Niamh are chatting in the loungers. “We could use the chairs and go to the trampoline” Doug suggests. “Yeah, beanbags are tough to stand on, these chairs will be much better” Niamh says as she passes a chair to Rick. “Okay, I’ll just put it here” Rick says but the chair topples over. “I can get it” Rick says as he lies down and tries to grab the chair, he tries to grab the chair but misses and his hand swipes the floor. “Rick, you are out, eight housemates remain” Big Brother says. “Damn, we could just all leap off, I’m not even hungry” Niamh lies. “I’m starving” Doug says. “Well, I’m gonna join you Rick” Niamh grins as she dramatically leaps off her chair and onto the floor. “Niamh, you are out, seven housemates remain” Big Brother announces.

13: 23 PM: Doug, Luna and Bronte are sitting in the living room. “I can’t be bothered any more, I need the toilet” Bronte sighs. “Use the beanbags then” Luna says. “Nah, good luck” Bronte smirks as she steps off the sofa. “Bronte you are out, six housemates remain” Big Brother says.

15:00 PM: It’s been four hours since the housemates got their task. Big Brother has called the six remaining housemates to the trampoline. Doug, Luna, Chloe, Martyn, Judith and Will are sitting on the trampoline. Niamh, Rick, Maxine, Bronte and Alex are watching them with buckets of sponge balls. “The six remaining housemates must jump up and down and must try to make another housemate fall off; housemates may not use physical contact. The housemates on the floor will throw sponge balls in an attempt to get the housemates to fall off. The task will end when three housemates remain 3, 2, 1, Bounce!” Big Brother says. Luna and Doug rapidly start bouncing whilst Chloe attempts to stand still and Will is watching and ducking the flying balls. “Get Judith” Maxine whispers to Alex. Doug deflects a sponge ball from Niamh and Judith attempts to duck a ball from Maxine but it hits her in the head and she topples off the trampoline and on the floor. “Judith, you are out, five housemates remain” Big Brother says.

“We can get them off” Maxine chuckles as Judith begins throwing balls at Chloe. Doug starts jumping towards Martyn and performs a seat drop which flings Martyn into the air and loses control of his balance, a hit from Judith seals the deal as Martyn falls off the edge. “Martyn, you are out, four housemates remain” Big Brother says. “Housemates on the floor may open the lids of the buckets and may pour water on the trampoline. The housemates on the floor grin as Martyn, Rick and Alex throw water towards Luna who slips but doesn’t fall off the edge.
Luna, Doug, Chloe and Will remain and all four seem to be expertly ducking and avoiding the water. Chloe grabs hold of one of the balls and throws it at Luna. Maxine, Martyn and Alex also aim at Luna and Chloe leaps into the air and flings Luna into the air and off the trampoline. “Luna, you are out, Doug, Chloe and Will remain and may exit the trampoline” Big Brother announces. Doug and Will cheer as they grab chairs and beanbags and use them to navigate their way to the living room. Chloe remains on the trampoline and Maxine and Martyn hop on. “It’s soaking here, you might as well move” Maxine says. “Nah, I’m not risking it” Chloe smirks.
17: 44 PM: Will and Doug are chatting by the sofas alongside Judith, Luna and Bronte. “Whatever you do, please don’t let Chloe win” Judith smirks. “Yeah, I’m not moving; can one of you grab my duvet at night? I’m not risking anything” Doug smirks. “Yeah, Chloe’s determined though” Bronte says. “Chloe’s doing well” Will says. “Yeah but we can’t let her win” Judith says. “If she wins then she’ll deserve it as she won, she’s entitled to the prize as much as Doug or I” Will says. “Yeah but you’re gonna stay there, you’re not gonna move until Chloe’s out?” Judith asks. “I’ll try” Will says. “I really need the toilet” Doug smirks. “Where are Rick and Niamh?” Will asks. “Bedroom” Judith sighs. “The pair really don’t care about anyone else” Luna snorts. “Might have to send Doug on another infiltration mission” Bronte grins. “I’m not doing that again” Doug sighs. “Niamh seems to be Rick’s only close friend, this house is becoming much divided” Will says. “What? Us lot, Rick and Niamh and Chloe, Max, Alex and Martyn” Luna says. “Yeah, pity that we’ve all divided into cliques” Will says.

18: 04 PM: Chloe is chatting with Maxine. “I need the toilet” Chloe says as she stands up and grabs a beanbag. “I’ll grab your hand and help you walk” Maxine smiles. “Cheers” Chloe says. “Can you put the next beanbag in front of me” Chloe says and Maxine obeys. “You alright Chloe?” Doug asks. “Yeah, I’m not giving up anytime soon” Chloe grins. “Neither am I” Doug smirks. “Nor me” Will smiles. “Well may the best person win” Chloe smiles. “Max, the beanbag’s too far” Chloe whines. “I’ll move it then” Maxine sighs. Chloe sticks her leg out but the beanbag slides along the floor and Chloe ends up in a splits position. “I haven’t touched the floor yet, I’m still in” Chloe says. “Housemates may not make physical contact” Big Brother reminds the housemates. “You’re on your own Chloe” Maxine sighs. “I can do it, euugh” Chloe grunts as she tries to get up. “I’m stuck” Chloe yells as the beanbag slides further. Eventually Chloe’s groin touches the ground and Chloe ends up in a full splits position. “Chloe, you are out, Will and Doug remain” Big Brother says. “Damn it” Chloe grumbles. “Commiserations Chloe” Doug smiles. “You did well” Will says. “Cheers” Chloe sighs as she walks off. “How about we stand up, leap in the air and first one to land loses” Doug grins. “Might as well” Will smiles as the pair stand up. “3, 2, 1” Doug says and the pair both jump as high as possible. Will’s foot touches the floor half a second before Doug’s knee smacks the ground. “Will you are out, Congratulations Doug, you are the winner” Big Brother says. “I’ve landed on my knee” Doug sighs. “Are you alright?” Will asks. “It’ll wear off but it’s worth it for winning” Doug grins. “Can all housemates come to the living room. Doug, please announce your two dinner guests” Big Brother says and Chloe, Maxine, Martyn, Alex, Rick and Niamh all enter the living room “Erm, I’m going to choose Will” Doug says. Luna and Judith both smile at Doug. “And Chloe” Doug says. “What?” Judith gasps. “Yeah, Chloe came third, it’s only fair she gets a prize” Doug says. “Cheers Doug” Chloe beams. “But we’re your closer friends” Judith says. “Chloe’s desperate for food, she even begged Big Brother for some, she was determined to win the task, and she deserves it” Doug says. “Can Doug, Will and Chloe come to the diary room to eat their cooked dinner” Big Brother announces.

18: 34 PM: Luna, Judith and Bronte are discussing Doug’s choices on the red side of the sofa; Maxine, Martyn and Alex are discussing the decision on the purple sofa side. “Do you think our cliques might finally come together?” Bronte says. “Doug’s our bloody friend, he shouldn’t of chosen Chloe” Judith snorts. “Doug’s my friend as well, he chose Will but the he’d have to have chosen between us three, Doug’s my friend so I’ll stick by his decision. Doug doesn’t owe you anything” Luna snaps. “I do all the bloody cooking, I deserve to eat decent food” Judith says. “Well I respect Doug’s decision, it’s nice to reward someone who tried hard” Luna says. “Well don’t expect me to cook for you now, or Doug” Judith snorts. “The way you’re acting the only person left to cook for will be yourself. It’s time the house actually united and worked as a team rather than split apart” Luna says loudly. “I agree, we’re never going to get far if we form two cliques” Martyn says. “What about Rick and Niamh?” Alex says. “Niamh obviously fancies Rick” Maxine snorts. “Yeah, she even admitted it, Doug says that Rick finds her nice and good quirky” Luna says. “Aw, they’d make a nice couple” Maxine smirks. “They get on well, Niamh’s a bit childish though” Luna says. “She’s just nervous, she’d calm down if they actually got together” Maxine says. “Maybe” Bronte says. “Perhaps we could sort something out” Maxine says. “Niamh wants to play it subtle” Luna says. “Niamh ain’t gonna get anywhere without us” Maxine smirks.

MB.

03-08-2014, 07:57 PM

Maxqueen not being here for these childhood games :love:

Nick.

04-08-2014, 09:46 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 10

9: 27 AM: Housemates are getting out of bed; Maxine and Bronte are preparing some French toast out of the rations Big Brother gave them earlier. Alex and Luna are chatting in the living room; Martyn is having a bath whilst chatting to Doug who’s on the bathroom sofa and to Will who’s showering. Chloe is gossiping with Niamh by the pool whilst Rick and Judith do the laundry. “I’ve got a new chore schedule” Maxine says as she clips a whiteboard to the fridge. “What am I down for?” Bronte asks. “Chickens, goldfish and garden this week with Luna, Niamh and Rick are doing the sweeping and cleaning, Chloe, Judith, you and I are cooking whilst Doug and Will do the laundry and Martyn and Alex do the bedroom and bathroom” Maxine says. “Are we swapping next week?” Bronte asks. “Yeah, but I’ll change is after the eviction on Friday, you nervous about nominations?” Maxine asks. “A bit, I was terrified last week but I relaxed midway through the week but was cacking myself in the bottom two with Joel” Bronte says and Maxine smirks.

9:30 AM: Luna and Alex are chatting about Rick and Niamh. “So what’s the plan?” Luna smirks. “Well Maxine’s put them on the rota for cleaning together, whilst they’re doing that someone’s gotta flirt with Rick, I think you or Bronte would provoke Niamh the most, she’ll get frustrated and probably argue, whilst arguing you’ve gotta make Niamh blurt something out, once that’s done you’ve gotta leave and we’ll all bugger off to the store room, diary room, laundry room and bathroom and someone’s gotta hold the door and shut them in wherever to get them chatting” Alex says. “Okay, when are we gonna do this?” Luna asks. “Before nominations, Judith’s already gotten Rick to clean the surfaces in the kitchen” Alex smirks. Judith, Chloe, Doug and Bronte all join Alex and Luna by the sofas. “So is everything ready? Judith you’ve gotta Niamh to clean, Luna wait a bit and flirt with Doug, get Max, Chloe and Martyn to the diary room, Doug and Will can shut themselves in the store room, Luna, I’m gonna be in the laundry room with Bronte and Judith, once Niamh’s confessed then you’ve gotta run to the laundry room and we’ll hold the door shut” Alex says.

10: 02 AM: Niamh and Rick are both cleaning the kitchen and Luna is approaching the pair. “You’re good at mopping Rick, all those strong muscles must help” Luna smirks as she touches Rick’s arm. “We’re trying to clean Luna” Niamh sighs. “So Rick, you wanna splash in the pool once you’re done?” Luna asks, ignoring Niamh. “Maybe” Rick says as he wipes down the table. “Come on, we’ll have fun” Luna says flirtingly.”Can you go away Luna?” Niamh sighs. “Why? Nothing wrong is there?” Luna smirks. “No” Niamh says. “Then what’s your problem?” Luna asks. “You’re distracting us” Niamh says. “Sorry, just wanted to chat with Rick” Luna smirks. “Oh, I’m done cleaning” Niamh snorts, throws down her cloth and storms off. Luna walks off to the laundry room. “All done?” Alex asks. “Nothing happened, Niamh’s just pissed” Luna says. “Plan’s ruined, well at least delayed” Alex sighs. “Can Alex come to the diary room to nominate” Big Brother says. “Might as well get everyone out” Luna sighs and Alex walks to the diary room.

“Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is Judith. She’s very moody and not very cooperative at the moment, she’s rather immature and tries to ban people from her cooking which is out of order, she hasn’t got a positive attitude towards the house at the moment. My second nomination is Will, we haven’t really connected or even spoken much since we both arrived, Will seems to act quiet and doesn’t get involved with conversations much” Alex says. “Thank you Alex, you may leave” Big Brother says.

Bronte is next to nominate. “Well my first nomination is Niamh, Niamh’s pretty much inseparable from Rick at the moment and is acting really bitter towards Luna and is being very immature. My second nomination is for Judith, Judith’s rather bossy and expects her own way like with yesterday’s task, she believed that she was entitled to food and it wasn’t fair and just idiotic” Bronte says.

It’s Chloe’s turn. “Hey Big Brother, my first nom is for Judith, me and her really don’t get on, I’m only staying civil with her at the moment for the sake of the house but she’s really bossy and we just clash over anything, if we’re left alone together it’s really awkward, we have no interests, we’re really different people. My second nom is Rick, I want Rick to face the vote as hopefully he’ll be up and out, Him and Niamh are really cringey, I bet the public are dreading them to get together which they mostly will so I’m kinda doing the public a favour, Rick’s a bit too ladish for my liking, he acts really swaggy and I really wish he’d drop the act” Chloe says.

11: 55 AM: Housemates are engaging in a boiling debate. “Who do you think will be up for nomination?” Judith asks. “It’s up for eviction” Will smirks. “No it’s not; I watch Big Brother and all the housemates say up for nomination” Judith says. “Well they’re all wrong, everyone’s up for nomination, you’re up for eviction if you’re nominated” Will says. “But you’ve been up for and from nominations and the public are nominating who to go” Judith says in a desperate attempt to prove her point. “No, it’s up for eviction, housemates get it wrong every year” Luna smirks. “It’s up for eviction” Maxine smirks and Martyn and Bronte both nod.

12: 03 PM: Doug’s next to nominate. “So my first nomination is for Alex, I think Alex is very sneaky and is playing the game, I think he’s purposely acting quiet and avoiding confrontation so he escapes nomination and therefore eviction, I think his failure of a plan was a desperate attempt to become accepted. My second nomination is Niamh, I don’t care whether her and Rick actually have something because forming a relationship in the house is not a good thing, it can only lead to chaos and I want Niamh out before anything cringey happens, Niamh’s suddenly spending loads of time with Rick and it’s a bit pathetic how she spends loads of time with him but doesn’t want to admit anything to him” Doug says.

Judith’s next to nominate. “Right, so firstly I’m nominating Chloe, Chloe and I still don’t get along, we’re just very different people from different backgrounds and she still does very little housework. Secondly I’m nominating Maxine, I’m incredibly disappointed with her for lying to us about her musical experience in the task and I can’t believe the cheek of her to order 40 bloody cigarettes” Judith sighs. “Thank you Judith” Big Brother says. “Big Brother, it is up for nomination isn’t it?” Judith smiles. “Is it up for eviction, all housemates are up for being nominated and the nominated housemates are up and potentially face eviction” Big Brother says. Judith sighs and exits the diary room.

“Big Brother’s right, it is up for eviction” Judith sighs. “What are you gonna do? Ban him from your measly food?” Chloe smirks. “I thought we we’re going to try and get along?” Judith sneers. “Well everyone but you agreed, you seemed too fussed with your cooking and cleaning to care. You were probably too busy mothering Will” Chloe says. “I’m being friendly, aren’t I Will?” Judith sneers. “You are a bit protective” Will says weakly. “Well I’m sorry, I’m never cooking again, you can do it yourself” Judith rages.

Luna’s ready to nominate. “So my first nomination is for Judith, Judith really seems against being a civil house, the fact that she felt she was owed a cooked dinner was appalling, no one owes Judith anything” Luna says. “My next nomination is for Alex, Alex’s plan failed earlier and it made me think that he’s game playing, the fact that he went to the effort to get the house involved in a plan makes me think that’s he’s trying to be cunning and deceptive but he’s really not” Luna smirks.

Martyn is next to go to the diary room to nominate. “Hello, my first nomination is for Doug, We’ve not really connected or chatted much since we arrived and Doug seems rather sly if I’m honest, I think he’s a game player and I can’t stand people who treat it as a game. My next nomination is for Rick, We’ve not really chatted at all since the first day or two and him and Niamh look set to be a couple which I find repulsive and I’m dreading it so I hope Rick’s out before anything happens” Martyn says.

Niamh is next to nominate. “Hey Big Brother, firstly my first nomination is for Luna, we had an argument about Rick and I think she’s been really out of the order the past few days. Luna is jealous that I’ve got a close, hot, guy friend and she’s bitter and desperate, she’s desperate to get a scandal out of this and she was bang out of order earlier flirting with Rick. Next I’m nominating Bronte, she’s also being very immature about the whole Rick situation and she’s turned into a bit of a bore and has changed and isn’t all so innocent” Niamh says.

15: 25 PM: All the housemates are in the garden, Rick, Will, Doug, Martyn and Alex are in the pool, Luna, Maxine, Bronte and Chloe are sitting on the chairs besides, and Niamh and Judith are on the hammock. “Nice day isn’t it” Maxine beams. “Yeah, too much sweat though” Chloe smirks. “I’m going in” Bronte grins as she stands up and walks to the ladder. “Who takes the ladder?” Luna smirks as she and Chloe walk to the springboard. Luna leaps into the air splashing Rick and Doug. Maxine climbs in from the side. “Come and join us guys” Doug smiles. “I’m alright” Niamh says. “Aw, come in Niamh” Rick says. “Fine” Niamh smiles. “What about you Judith?” Maxine asks. “There doesn’t seem to be enough room” Judith says. “There’s plenty of room” Chloe smirks. “Alright” Judith says as she steps into the pool. “Could Rick come to the diary room” Big Brother announces. “Be down quickly, not even gonna bother getting dressed” Rick smirks.

Rick is in the diary room. “So my first nomination is for Chloe, she still doesn’t seem like she’s going to keep this nice and friendly act for long, I think she just doesn’t want to get nommed in the next few weeks and she hasn’t done much to show she’s changed. My next nomination is Luna, she was doing some odd flirty thing earlier and it as just odd and I have no idea what she was playing at” Rick says. “Rick, can you please not get the diary room chair wet, thank you, you may leave” Big Brother says.
Will is the last one to nominate. “My first nomination is Alex, I believe Alex is a game player, I feel like he’ll become devious and deceptive over the next few weeks if he doesn’t go, his Niamh confession plan was shambles and embarrassing. Next is Luna, Luna’s idea to get Doug to befriend Rick was cruel and not necessary, I don’t think Luna is entirely who she says she is” Will says.

19: 04 PM: Housemates have dried off from the pool and Big Brother has given the housemates a barbeque. “Right guys, I’ll cook the meat, someone can grab the booze, we can have a barbeque pool party” Judith smirks. “Cannonball” Rick shouts and cannonballs into the pool. “I’m going on the trampoline” Bronte says. “Housemates, enjoy the meat” Big Brother says. “Eh?” Chloe says. “Housemates, the housemates facing this week’s public vote are... Judith.....Rick.....Alex....And Niamh” Big Brother announces. “Commiserations guys” Chloe smiles. “Yeah good luck” Maxine says. Judith, Alex, Rick and Niamh form a huddle. “Pool jump?” Rick smirks. “Alright” Niamh grins, the pair leap into the pool followed by Judith and Alex.

MB.

04-08-2014, 10:09 PM

“Is it up for eviction, all housemates are up for being nominated and the nominated housemates are up and potentially face eviction” Big Brother says. Judith sighs and exits the diary room.

yas at them actually getting it right for once

Nick.

05-08-2014, 09:40 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 11

9: 04 AM: Housemates have woken up and are in for a shock. “What the hell’s all this?” Chloe gasps as she ponders round the living room looking at the green posters of beautiful cows, pigs and chickens. “Aww, that’s a cute pig” Bronte smirks as she walks to the fridge. “What the hell is this?” Bronte gasps. “What is tofo?” Chloe asks. “That’s tofu, it’s a vegan food” Will says. “It looks like polystyrene” Chloe snorts. “Can all housemates come to the living room” Big Brother announces.
“Housemates, your shopping task for this week is called “Vegans”. You will be going Vegan for the next few days, this means no meat, no eggs, no dairy products, no beauty products that have been tested on animals, no clothes that are made from leather, silk, any animal feathers, wool or fur” Maxine reads of a sheet. “Oh god, I need meat” Rick sighs. “A housemate may give up the task by eating a chicken drumstick on a tray by the kitchen hatch” Maxine says. “Oh, I need my beauty products” Niamh gasps. “Finally, housemates must take any beauty products, any remaining animal food, any clothes made from animals to the store room and collect vegan clothes to wear for the task” Maxine says. “We’re gonna look like tramps” Chloe sighs. “Come on guys, it’s only a few days, we can do it” Martyn says. “This is a great task, I’ve always wanted to go vegan and now I have no choice” Bronte smirks.

9:10 AM: Housemates have entered the store room. “Ew, these are disgusting” Chloe scoffs. “I am not wearing that” Niamh says. “We’ve got to” Luna says as she puts her animals clothes down. “Chloe, where are your beauty products?” Luna asks. “I cannot give those up” Chloe sneers. “Please Chloe, we need as much food as possible next week” Luna says as she hands Chloe a makeup remover wipe. “How do I know what’s been tested on animals?” Chloe asks. “It should say on the packet, clothes should say what they’re made of on the label” Luna says.

10: 44 AM: Bronte is talking to Alex, Judith, Martyn and Maxine about being a vegetarian. “It’s fairly easy, it feels really rewarding not eating dead flesh, like, meat is actually a dead body, something that was living and has been killed so we can eat it, it doesn’t seem fair” Bronte says. “Yeah but steak does taste bloody good” Alex smirks. “Besides, meat’s overrated, there’s plenty of other food from other cultures that we’ve never heard of” Bronte says.

11: 05 AM: Judith is looking through the vegan food. “We’ve got soy milk. Lot’s of veg, tofu, more veg, a lot of bread and some quorn. Quite a bit actually” Judith says to Niamh. “It’ll go soon” Niamh smirks. “I can’t see anyone eating the tofu unless their desperate” Judith says. “Well it looks disgusting, is it even edible?” Niamh says. “Possibly, I don’t really want to find out” Judith says.

14: 51 PM: Chloe, Doug and Will are in the laundry room. “Wait? Why’s the door left open?” Will gasps. “ The chickens” Doug gasps as he jogs into the pen. “They’re walked off” Doug says. “Guys, where are the chickens?” Doug asks Luna, Maxine and Bronte. “Wait? They’ve gone?” Luna gasps. “Yeah” Doug sighs. “There’s only four of them, they can’t have gone far” Doug sighs and walks back into the laundry room. “Let’s find them” Will smirks.
“I don’t think any are out here” Luna says. “Who left the door open?” Maxine says. “Maybe someone wanted some meat” Luna smirks. “That’s cruel, no one’s eaten the chickens” Bronte says.”Nah, none of them are in the garden” Maxine says.
“Have you checked the blue bed?” Will says. “Yeah” Chloe says. “I’m just gonna crawl under” Will sighs. “Aha” Chloe smirks. “What?” Will asks. “Under the red bed” Chloe says. “Great, any others here?” Will says. “Doubt it” Chloe says and Will carries the chicken. “Come on little chick, we need to name them, let’s name this one Clucky” Will grins. “Come on Clucky” Chloe smirks. “We’re calling the others Dolly, Dusty and Peggy by the way” Chloe smirks.

15: 03 PM: Doug and Bronte are searching the living room. “Found her” Doug smirks. However the chicken flutters into the air and onto a skirting board and has no intention of getting now. “Right, gimme a leg up” Bronte smirks as Doug cups his hands. Bronte carefully grabs the chicken and takes it back to the pen.

15: 09: Luna, Maxine and Rick are searching the remainder of the house. “Got her” Maxine says. “Great” Luna smiles. “Oh no” Maxine gasps. “What?” Luna asks. “She’s just crapped in my hand” Maxine gasps and Rick burst out laughing. “Don’t laugh, my hands are covered in crap” Maxine snorts. “Oh god, I’m so hungry” Rick sighs. “There’s plenty of food” Luna says. “I need meat, just looking at the chickens is making me hungry” Rick sighs. “Don’t give up Rick, I can’t wear this tramp stuff much longer” Maxine says as she passes the chicken to Luna and begins washing her hands.”Shall we just call it quits?” Rick smirks. “Yeah” Maxine says. “Guys, just give it another day at least, this task could do us some good” Luna says. “I need meat, I need my makeup and I can’t wear this stuff any longer” Maxine says as she passes Rick a chicken drumstick. Rick bites into the drumstick. “Ah, that tastes so good” Rick smirks. “Yeah, fresh tasty chicken” Maxine beams. “Rick and Maxine may come to the store room to change clothes, apply any beauty products and eat from the fridge of meat” Big Brother announces. “Yes” Rick smirks. “Big Brother would also like to add that meat eaters may not enter the garden or the bedroom throughout the remainder of the task” Big Brother says. “What the hell?” Rick gasps. “I just want my bloody clothes back” Maxine snorts.

17: 27 PM: Rick is confronting Martyn and Alex about the chickens in the living room. “Did you leave the door open?” Rick asks. “Don’t think so” Alex says. “We might have actually” Martyn says. “Well be more careful, we’ve just spent the past hour and a bit searching the house, Maxine even got crapped on” Rick says. “Yeah sorry” Alex says. “Well you’re both careless, you just sat by the pool chatting” Rick says. “Calm down Rick, they’re chickens; they’re dumb animals and taste delicious” Martyn smirks. “Animals have feelings, animals are equal to all of us” Rick says. “Since when did you care?” Martyn asks. “Since I spent half an hour in the pen looking after the chickens, animals are beautiful creatures” Rick says. “Well you just went and ate the bloody drumstick, you’re hardly one to talk” Martyn smirks. “Yeah and I regret it, I’m not gonna touch any of the meat in the fridge and I’m gonna continue wearing the vegan clothes in the house” Rick says. “They’re hideous, I can’t stand another day in them” Alex says. “Well go and eat the drumstick and give up” Rick says. “You lasted like half a day, we’re still beating you” Martyn says. “Well I’ll remain vegan for the remainder of my time in the house” Rick says. “Okay, so will I” Martyn says. “I’m done with this” Alex says and chews into a chicken drumstick. “Alex, you may enter the storeroom to switch over your clothes and access a fridge of meat. Rick, Maxine and Alex are not allowed to enter the garden or bedroom for the remainder of the task. “I’ve got our duvets, we can kip on the sofa” Maxine smirks as she enters the living room with two yellow duvets and an orange one.

Nick.

06-08-2014, 11:04 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 12

Housemates are up and ready for another day of being vegans, Rick, Maxine and Alex gave up yesterday and were allowed to swap clothes and eat meat from a special fridge.

9: 35 AM: Luna, Doug and Rick are chatting in the bedroom. “So jealous you get to eat meat, It’s only been a day but I really miss it” Doug smirks. “Give up then” Rick says. “Nah, we need the food and these clothes aren’t too bad” Doug smirks. “There’s still 8 of us left, that’s gonna give us a bit of cash for food” Luna says. “Yeah but people can still give up, I don’t expect Chloe or Niamh to stay much longer” Doug says. “Yeah” Luna says.

“Judith, we got any cheese?” Chloe asks as she walks into the kitchen. “No” Judith sighs. “We can’t have eaten it already” Chloe sighs. “Cheese is from cows and is therefore an animal product” Judith says. “Vegans are so fussy, what else have we got?” Chloe asks. “Nothing but tofu” Judith sighs. “I am not eating that” Chloe says. “Well we’re gonna have to starve” Judith sighs.
10:00 AM: Housemates have been called to the living room and Will is reading off a card. “Housemates, Big Brother has noticed a lack of eating the vegan foods. In the store room you will find 11 bowls off vegan food, 3 bowls contain tofu, 3 bowls contain quinoa, 3 contain seitan and two contain oatmeal with soymilk. Each housemate will be given one bowl and if the housemate eats the bowl they will receive five pounds towards the shopping. Rick, Maxine and Alex are able to participate.

“We’ve got the bowls” Will says as he carries out a tray of bowls alongside Alex. “I’m not eating tofu, can I have the oatmeal?” Chloe asks. “I don’t want the tofu” Bronte says as Alex hands her a bowl.”No one wants the tofu” Alex sighs. “I’ll have it” Rick says. “And me” Martyn adds. “I’ll take a bowl if no one else wants to” Niamh sighs. “Okay, so Rick, Martyn and Niamh have tofu, Luna, Doug ad Will have quinoa, Bronte, Judith and I have seitan and Chloe and Max have oatmeal” Alex says. “Yep” Luna smiles.

“I can’t eat this” Chloe splutters as she chokes on her oatmeal. “Yeah, the milk is disgusting and the entire thing’s dry” Maxine says. “Yeah this seitan thing has no flavour what so ever” Bronte smirks. Niamh covers her mouth and her cheeks are expanding. “I’m about to puke” Niamh belches as she runs to the kitchen and vomits in the sink. “God I can smell that” Chloe snorts. “Are you not eating Rick?” Martyn smirks. “Are you?” Rick asks. “I’ve had one chunk” Martyn says. “So have I” Rick says. Rick eats another piece of tofu. “It’s disgusting” Rick splutters. “Yeah, but I’m gonna eat it all” Martyn smirks as finishes his tofu. “So will I” Rick says and swallows a chunk of tofu. Rick starts choking but swallows the remainder of his food. “That’s a tenner in the bank, let’s not even bother with this crap” Luna sighs. “Quinoa is quite nice, we should ask for more of it” Will smiles as he licks his spoon. “So that’s another fiver” Luna smirks. “I’m not eating any of this” Alex says and Bronte nods.

10: 55 AM: Chloe is whining to Bronte in the garden. “Seriously, these clothes are ghastly, I really can’t wear them much longer” Chloe moans. “Yeah, I need y makeup, it’s killing me” Bronte whines. “Shall we just give up?” Chloe suggests. “I’m not giving up, I’m really hungry though” Bronte says. “We have nothing but bloody tofu. This task is getting painful, I can’t do it” Chloe says. “Come on Chloe” Bronte says. “I need my damned makeup” Chloe yells and storms to the living room. “Don’t eat it Chloe, come one, think of the food we’ll be able to buy” Bronte says. “I need my clothes back” Chloe says as she twiddles the chicken drumstick. “You won’t be allowed in the bedroom or the garden, you’re gonna need to buy cigarettes sooner or later, don’t go making any rash decisions” Bronte says. “I’m so hungry” Chloe sighs. “Just put the drumstick down” Bronte says. Chloe quickly bites into the chicken. “That’s better” Chloe beams. “Chloe, you could have given it another day” Bronte says. “Chloe, you may enter the store room, you are not allowed in the garden or bedroom” Big Brother announces.

12: 32 PM: Judith is complaining about the lack of food. “There’s only bloody tofu, no one is eating the bloody tofu, it’s dry, cold and tasteless” Judith whines. “It’s not too bad” Rick says. “I don’t see you eating any of it” Judith snorts. “Calm down Judith, it’s only a bit of tofu” Rick smirks. “I can’t be dealing with this” Judith says. “Think of the shopping budget, we just need to keep on trying and we’ll get a decent budget” Rick says. “Easy for you to say, you’ve already given up” Judith snorts. “Yeah and to be fair I’m staying vegan for the week and maybe a bit longer” Rick says. “Face the facts, this stuff is disgusting, dull and bitter” Judith says.”Yeah but we need decent grub” Rick says. “I want decent food but this task is frustrating, I’ve lost my makeup, my good clothes, all the meat, this ain’t good for our health” Judith says. “Being a vegan is perfectly healthy” Rick says. “Since when were you an expert in all this vegan nonsense” Judith snaps. “Well if you think it’s nonsense then go and eat the chicken stick and end it all the task, but don’t complain when we have no food” Rick sneers.”I will, I’m not eating this vegan crap” Judith says, Judith bites into the chicken drumstick and smirks. “Judith, you may enter the store room, you are not allowed into the garden or the bedroom” Big Brother announces.

“You happy now?” Rick sneers. “I want food, I need to eat, you gave up, you can’t talk, I’m gonna get my duvet, I just wanna get to sleep” Judith sneers. “Its midday” Rick sighs. “Well I ain’t cooking anything, you can try and do something with the tofu” Judith says as she walks to the bedroom.

16: 44 PM: Rick, Chloe, Maxine and Alex have covered the sofas in colourful duvets. “It’s like a little fort; I used to love building them as a kid” Chloe smirks. “Yeah, we could camp out and have a little meat feast” Alex grins. “Why not, we could try and piss the others off by eating meat in their face” Maxine smirks. “Seems a bit harsh” Rick says. Luna, Doug, Bronte and Will walk in the living room. “Everyone cosy?” Luna grins as Will, Doug and Bronte pile onto the comfy sofas. “Yeah, how about a game of truth or dare? Y’know have some proper sleepover fun” Chloe grins. “Alright” Rick smirks and Maxine, Alex and Doug nod. “I’ll get some snacks, we can have a little feast” Luna grins. “So Chloe, truth or dare?” Rick asks. “Dare” Chloe grins. “Right, you got to mix the tofu with water and down it” Rick grins. “Gross” Chloe smirks. “I’ll ask you a truth whilst I do that, Rick, if you had to, who would you got on a date with in the house?” Chloe asks as she walks to the kitchen. “I dunno, Niamh, probably, we get on well, it would be fun” Rick says. “What’s going on with you and Niamh?” Will asks. “Eh, I only have to answer one question” Rick smirks. “Right, I blended it up” Chloe sighs, he puts the cup to her lips and glugs the tofu paste all in one. The housemates cheer as Chloe sits down and wipes her mouth.

Nick.

07-08-2014, 09:14 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 13

10: 02 AM: Bronte is merrily sitting in the garden, Chloe and Maxine are smoking by the fishtank and Rick and Martyn have mashed up some tofu for breakfast. Luna, Doug and Will are in the laundry room and Judith and Niamh are chatting in the bedroom.

Bronte has been called to the diary room. “Hello Big Brother” Bronte smiles. “Hello Bronte, Big Brother has a task for you” Big Brother says. “Oooh, what?” Bronte asks. “Big Brother will provide you with a gardening hoe, vegetable seeds and flower seeds of your choice, over the next week you must water and look after your vegetable and flowers, if the flowers die or the vegetables are damaged then the house will be punished, Big Brother is putting you on gardening duty for the remainder of this week and next, your first task is to hoe the grass” Big Brother announces. “Great” Bronte smirks.

“Guys, I’ve got a hoe” Bronte announces. “What?” Rick gasps.”A hoe” Bronte repeats. “What’s a hoe? Well I know what a hoe is, but not the kind of hoe you’ve got” Rick stutters. “It’s used for gardening, I’ve got to do some planting” Bronte says.

11: 29 AM: Judith and Chloe are in the kitchen. “How are you coping without going outside?” Judith asks. “Alright, can’t smoke indoors though which is annoying, where d’you sleep last night?” Chloe ask. “The couch in the bathroom, dunno why it’s there” Judith smirks. “Yeah, I kinda regret eating the chicken, we really need a decent food budget” Chloe says. “Yeah, it’s a shame some people ate it all straight away” Judith snorts. “Are you talking about Max? She barely had anything” Chloe scoffs. “Maxine practically ate our entire fridge” Judith snaps. “You had loads as well, I barely saw you not eating last week” Chloe says. “Get a grip, I savoured the food, Maxine filled the budget with bloody cigarettes and booze” Judith says. “Which we need, I need booze and fags” Chloe says. “You want them, you don’t need them, we need bread, eggs, butter, tea, milk, coffee, fruit, meat and other things, fags are a luxury, and we don’t actually need them” Judith says. “I need them” Chloe says as she points to herself and leans forward. “You’re addicted aren’t you?” Judith snorts. “How dare you accuse me of being addicted, I just like them, have you ever had one, they’re nice” Chloe says. “No that’s the nicotine inside you, how many do you have a day?” Judith asks. “Like a packet, maybe less, maybe more” Chloe says loudly. “Go in the living room Judith” Luna says as she enters and ushers Judith away. “You alright?” Luna asks. “No I’m not alright” Chloe shouts as she whacks her fist on the kitchen table. “Ah” Chloe winces. “You could do it if you wanted” Luna says. “Do what?” Chloe asks. “Give up smoking” Luna says. “No way, I don’t want to, I like them” Chloe says. “They’re killing you Chloe, just try a day or two without smoking, it could do you good, perhaps take a bit more fruit, it could do you some good” Luna says. “I’m not some charity case, I don’t need help” Chloe cries. “Of course you don’t but I want to help you” Luna says. “You’d love that wouldn’t you? You’d love to help the poor little tramp and become goody woody Luna” Chloe sobs.”I’m sorry Chloe, I didn’t mean to upset you” Luna says. “I’m just sick of some people” Chloe cries. “Get some fresh air” Luna suggests. “I ate the bloody drumstick; I’m not allowed in the garden” Chloe sighs. “And, what’s Big Brother gonna do about it” Luna smirks. Chloe walks out the kitchen and into the living room.

“Max, Alex, Rick, come with me” Chloe smirks. “Where you going?” Alex asks. “Outside” Chloe grins. “We’re not allowed” Rick says. “And? What’s Big Brother gonna do? Use physical force” Chloe smirks. “To the trampoline” Chloe yells.
Chloe, Maxine and Rick run round Bronte’s gardening patch and dive onto the trampoline. Alex runs through the patch and dives onto the trampoline. “Alex, what the hell have you done?” Bronte yells as she looks up from her hoeing and towards Alex. “What? I didn’t do anything” Alex sighs. “You just ran through, I just planted some leeks and you’ve trampled over them” Bronte whines. “It’s a leek, just replant it” Alex shrugs. “Stop being so careless Alex, you’re not allowed outside” Bronte says. “This is Big Brother, could Chloe, Maxine, Rick and Alex return inside or face punishment” Big Brother announces. “This is a punishment” Chloe smirks. “Chloe, Maxine, Rick and Alex, you have ten seconds to return to the house or Big Brother will cut off hot water and take away your supply of meat until further notice” Big Brother announces. “Oh god, I’m outta here” Alex says and walks off. “I’m staying; I need some bloody fresh air” Chloe smirks. “Yeah but we need food” Rick says. “Oh yeah, let’s go back inside” Chloe sighs.

15: 20 PM: Alex and Bronte are in the kitchen. “Bronte I’m sorry about messing up your leeks” Alex sighs. “You need to be more cautious Alex, seriously, what’s your problem?” Bronte sneers. “Chill Bronte, seriously, I trampled some leeks” Alex says. “You just need to be a bit more considerate of others” Bronte says. “I don’t know what you’re going on about now” Alex sighs. “Is it not part of your game plan” Bronte yells. “What? What game plan? I haven’t got any game plan” Alex sneers. “You’re a game player and it’s obvious, with a bit of luck you’ll be out on your arse tomorrow” Bronte sneers. “Lovely” Alex sighs. “Come on Alex, spit it out, what are you planning?” Bronte asks. “Nothing” Alex says. “It’s bleeding obvious, just admit that you’re watching all of us and trying to befriend everyone, it’s so fake” Bronte sneers. “Bronte, I think you’re looking into this about too much” Alex says. “No I’m not, you’re acting fake, stop trying to cause an argument” Alex says. “Oh, are you playing the victim now?” Bronte says. “I’ve had enough of this” Alex moans and walks into the living room and into the diary room.

“Bronte is seriously getting annoying, she’s just whinging and desperate to cause an argument” Alex sighs. “Can she just shut up for one second, she is actually desperate, she’s the one acting fake, I don’t believe her eco-girl, vegetarian, good girl act, I dunno, she’s hiding something. I am trying to be nice to everyone because I made myself a bit of an idiot earlier in the week but I have no tactics, I’m going tomorrow, I’m pretty sure so I just wanna leave on good terms with everyone. I don’t see anyone really caring if I go, Martyn might make a fuss but give it a day and they’ll all have forgotten, no one really cared that Joel went and it would probably be the same if I go” Alex sighs. “Alex, who would you like to go tomorrow?” Big Brother asks. “Well I really wouldn’t mind, Niamh and Rick, well I’d be glad to be gone of the showmances, but I don’t see them going, although for any supports the vote may split but I doubt I have many supporters, Judith would be okay as she’s not pleasant to live with but cooks so it’s a bit tricky” Alex smirks.

MB.

07-08-2014, 09:19 PM

Filthy Bronte and her love of hoes :bored:

Nick.

07-08-2014, 09:21 PM

Filthy Bronte and her love of hoes :bored:

:laugh:

Nick.

08-08-2014, 05:58 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 14

“So, last week Joel left, Alex, Judith, Niamh and Rick all face eviction, one of them will be leaving tonight, who goes, you decide!” Emma says. “Lines are being displayed on the screen, add 01 for Alex, 06 for Judith, 10 for Niamh and 11 for Rick, lines will freeze midway through tonight’s show and the housemates with the most amount of votes will be saved leaving a final two” Emma announces. “But for now, let’s catch up on the latest drama” Emma says.

10: 04 AM: Rick, Niamh, Doug, Will and Bronte are in the garden. “Who do you thinks’ out tonight?” Doug asks. “I hope it’s not either of you two” Will says. “Yeah, I actually, wouldn’t mind Judith going” Bronte whispers. “I think the house would be better without her” Rick says. “The thing is though, it actually would be a happier place, Judith’s the only one who’s still annoyed with everyone, she needs to get a grip” Bronte sighs.

11: 20 AM: Chloe and Alex are in the kitchen; Judith is looking through the fridge. “Really hope you don’t go Alex” Chloe smiles. “Yeah but you might as well prepare yourself” Alex smirks. “I’d be so upset if you, Rick or Niamh went” Chloe says. Judith snorts. “Lovely, so you want me to go?” Judith snorts. “Well I don’t want any of the others to” go, but I’d be least upset if you went” Chloe sighs. “That’s nice, I don’t exactly want to go” Judith says. “Well someone has to” Chloe scoffs. “You are one really rude person” Judith sneers. “And you are one really bossy person” Chloe smirks. “Well you pretty much just said that you want me to go” Judith says. “Yeah, I did, someone has to go each week, that’s the game, and do you not know that, anyone could go Judith. You shouldn’t think that you have a right over anyone else because you don’t, you are incredibly self-centred” Chloe scoffs. “You are self-centred, you expect everyone to bow down to your feet and obey your every command, you really do expect your own way” Judith sneers. “Hold on, that’s a bit rich Judith, you’ve been desperate for attention and you expect everyone to obey you too, you are really shallow and naive Judith. You really are naive” Alex sneers as he jumps up from his seat. “I’m naive! You’re so narrow-minded yourself hanging around with the resident bitch” Judith says loudly. “What d’you call me? I am many things but I am not a bitch, don’t stereotype people Judith, that’s not nice and it’ll backfire, I really do hope that you’re out tonight so I can have a hearty good laugh and we can be a nice house because we could visit an morgue and you’d lower the tone” Chloe sneers. “You really are just twisted and sick” Judith scoffs and walks off. “Christ, time of the month” Chloe grins. “Dunno what’s rattled her cage” Alex sighs.

“So Judith and Chloe have had a war of words, could it be Judith’s last words to Chloe, could she be getting evicted. Well we’re about to reveal the housemates who scored top in the vote” Emma smiles.
The camera cuts to the house, Will, Doug, Luna and Bronte are all sitting together on the red sofa, Judith is sitting alone on the green, Chloe, Martyn and Maxine are sitting with Alex on the purple and blue sofas and Rick and Niamh are sharing the yellow sofa. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, for the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. The crowd cheer and chant “GET NIAMH OUT”. “I can reveal that the three housemates with the most amount of votes in no particular order are.....RICK and NIAMH” Emma announces loudly. Rick and Niamh both sigh relived and Alex is patted on the back by Martyn and Judith scowls. “Judith and Alex, we’ll be back soon” Emma announces. The camera cuts back to Emma by the studio. “Well for now, let’s find out how the housemates coped with their shopping task” Emma smiles.

14: 00 PM: Housemates have all been called to the living room. “Housemates, for the past week you have all become vegans, Rick, Maxine, Alex, Judith and Chloe, you all gave up this task. To win a luxury shopping budget the house must have left more than a certain number of chicken drumsticks on the counter. Big Brother can reveal that this number has been underneath the tray at all times through the task, Housemates there are six drumsticks remaining, Luna, please go and check the number under the tray” Big Brother announces. “Oh, okay, what’s it gonna be” Luna shrieks as she lifts up the tray and shows it to the housemates. The tray has the number 8 underneath in plain white writing. “Damn” Chloe sighs. The housemates sigh and Chloe storms off. “She can hardly get annoyed, she gave the task up” Niamh whispers and Rick nods. “Housemates, you may come to the store room to collect the blackboard and prepare the basic shopping” Big Brother says. “Right, who wants to burn the tofu?” Doug smirks as he stands up. “Why not” Bronte grins and Doug, Bronte, Will, Luna and Maxine walk to the kitchen.

14: 15 PM: Doug has placed a bowl of tofu in the garden and has got kitchen matches, Doug swipes the match and throws it into the bowl, and the tofu shrivels up and burns slowly. “It’s quite warm” Maxine smirks. “Get me some card so the flame stays a light” Doug says and Luna rushes off and returns seconds later with a cereal box which she starts ripping up. “That burnt rather quickly, is that all of it?” Will asks. “Yeah, I think we binned quite a bit actually” Doug smirks. “Could Doug please come to the diary room” Big Brother announces.

“Hello Big Brother” Doug smiles. “Doug, at two fifteen you burnt food and caused a small fire, Big Brother would like to remind you that there are dangers involved and would like to reprimand you for your behaviour as it could have caused a serious accident and put the other housemates in danger. If this is repeated again then Big Brother may have no option but to severely punish you” Big Brother says sternly. “Sure, okay, is that all?” Doug says. “You may leave” Big Brother says.

14: 38 PM: Doug, Luna and Bronte are chatting by Bronte’s vegetable patch. “What did Big Brother want?” Luna asks. “Apparently I’m a security risk for starting a little fire, it was only a bit of tofu but yeah, they said I could get severely punished next time” Doug said, struggling not to laugh. “Crikey, what’s rattled their cage, it was a few flames” Luna smirks.

“Well Doug’s brought out his inner pyromaniac, but we’ve got even more serious matters on our hands. It’s time to reveal our next evictee” Emma announces. The camera cuts to the house with the same seating arrangements. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save. Emma announces. Maxine hugs Alex and Judith remains isolated. The crowd are now chanting “GET JUDITH OUT”. “Judith......Alex. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 2nd to be evicted is....

Nick.

08-08-2014, 06:57 PM

ALEX”

The housemates gasp and Maxine hugs Alex. Judith rubs her eyes as Martyn does a manly hug with Alex. Rick and Doug both exchange goodbyes with Alex. Chloe scowls at Judith who glares at her. Bronte, Luna and Niamh say goodbye to Alex and Chloe exchanges in a long hug. “Don’t worry guys, I’m alright, good luck, yeah, see ya around” Alex smiles politely. “I’m gonna miss ya Alex” Martyn sighs. “See you, give it a week and you’ll all have forgotten I was here” Alex grins as he walks to the door. The doors open and Alex walks out to cheers.

Alex walks down the carpet, smiles and waves at the cameras and walks up to Emma. “Alex, come join me in the pod” Emma smiles. “So Alex, how are you feeling?” Emma asks. “It’s a shame, but it was hardly a shock, I had time to accept that I was going and I did” Alex smiles. “Do you have any idea why you were evicted?” Emma asks. “Well I was exactly controversial and like Joel we really didn’t have much of a fan base unlike Judith who people might like and Niamh and Rick who seem to be popular” Alex smiles. “What were your thoughts on Judith?” Emma asks. “I really didn’t get on with her, no one really did, and she was incredibly self-centred and bossy. Like she expected to be treated like royalty because she did the cooking which wasn’t even very good, like we didn’t want to say much but it makes you gag sometimes and we avoided eating her food as much as possible” Alex smirks. “One person you really got on with was Martyn” Emma says. “Yeah, he’s a nice guy, we got on nicely, but him and Rick we’re at it a bit and it was rather pathetic” Alex grins. “Interesting, you seem quite confident now you’re out the house, do you think that if you voiced your opinions and thoughts more you might not have been evicted?” Emma asks. “I dunno I didn’t feel an urge to say anything to Martyn, Martyn can get rather worked up and Judith wasn’t worth the hassle” Alex says. “Well Alex, that’s all we’ve got time for now, you, may go and see your friends and family” Emma smiles. “Goodbye Emma” Alex smiles and walks down the carpet to cheers. “So that’s two guys out now, well, we’re gonna even that up a bit, on Tuesday three new housemates are going to enter the house. I’ll see you on Tuesday when we’ll meet the new housemates, we’re gonna have a whooper of a show. We’ve got a wonderful shopping task to keep them occupied and help them appreciate the beauty of nature” Emma smirks.

“I really didn’t think Alex would go” Chloe sighs, staring at Judith. “Well someone had to” Luna sighs. “Yeah, two guys gone now” Doug says. “Makes a change, often the girls go first” Will smirks. “Yeah, I think Alex will do good outside

MB.

08-08-2014, 07:25 PM

Female ownage this year :love:

Nick.

09-08-2014, 08:56 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 15

9: 35 AM: Martyn, Chloe and Rick are chatting in the garden by the pool. “Yeah, Alex is better off outside I think” Martyn says. “I haven’t really thought about the outside world much, I actually haven’t thought much about my family, my friends and everyone back home, feel a bit guilty actually” Rick smirks. “I doubt many people in Cardiff are supporting me” Chloe grins. “It’s only like a two hour drive from Exeter to Cardiff “Rick smiled. “Do you think people will stay in touch?” Martyn asks. “I’m keeping in contact with you lot and Max, I can see Will, Luna, Doug and Bronte meeting up, I can’t imagine anyone travelling down to Luton to meet Judith” Chloe grins. “I went to Luton once” Maxine smiles as she walks to the group. “What was it like?” Chloe asks. “Bit rough, you don’t wanna stay about once it goes dark” Maxine grins. “What’s it like in the wonderful London?” Chloe asks. “Not as great as you think, you have your fair share of yobbos and drunks, very expensive though, nice trips to Convent Garden and Trafalgar Square though but it’s heaving with tourists around this time of year” Maxine grins. “I’m staying in London until once I’m out until the final; it’s like twenty minutes on the train from here” Chloe smiles. “Yeah we can all chill at the hotel together” Martyn grins. “It would be expensive, that gives me an idea, if you go into the east end and go to The Silver Arrow pub and ask my mate Claire for a room, she’ll let you all stay there, she’s looking after the pub for me” Maxine grins.

10: 03 AM: Luna, Doug and Bronte are chatting in the kitchen with their breakfast. “Do you think Alex is having fun?” Luna asks. “Hopefully, he deserves some fun” Doug smiles. “Yeah, I dunno though, I feel like he’s bitching about all of us on Twitter and stuff I just get the impression that he was quiet but very opinionated” Luna sighs. “Nah Alex was sweet, bit quiet which is probably why he went” Bronte says. “I’m actually shocked that Niamh or Rick didn’t go” Luna says. “It was a bit of a surprise but when you compare to Judith and Alex then it’s hardly a shock” Doug nods and bites some toast. “Where’s the blackboard? I want to add some stuff” Bronte says as she stands up. “Judith and Niamh are hogging it” Doug grins.
10: 26 AM: Judith and Niamh are arguing with Bronte over the shopping. “We need more bread” Bronte argues. “We’ve got plenty, two loaves is enough” Judith scoffs. “No it’s not, and we need more teabags” Bronte says. “We can’t afford to get much, we have a basic budget” Judith says. “Why should you do the shopping? You gave up the task, if anyone has a right then it should be Luna, Doug, Will and myself” Bronte sneers. “Fine, take it but don’t rub out any of the things at the top” Judith sighs and reluctantly hands the board over. “We don’t need pesto” Bronte snorts. “Don’t you dare rub it off” Judith warns. Bronte however wipes it off the blackboard.

11: 36 AM: Luna, Doug, Niamh, Will and Bronte are in the kitchen deciding the shopping list. “We ain’t gonna get much good with this budget” Doug sighs. “Probably but we might as well get plenty of the good stuff like bread, tea, coffee, milk and some biscuits and live off rice, we’ll be okay, change it to five loaves, it’s cheap and we can just eat toast for a week” Luna says. “Get butter” Niamh says. “We’re gonna have to get margarine, it’s cheaper and healthier” Doug smirks. “Chloe wanted 30 cigarettes for her and Maxine” Bronte says. “They can get 15” Luna sighs.

12: 51 PM: Chloe is talking to Luna on the loungers. “You put my cigarettes on the list, didn’t you?” Chloe asks. “I put 15” Luna sighs. “Ah, you got the good ones then, I said I didn’t mind 30 cheap ones” Chloe says. “No I put 15 cheap ones, please Chloe, don’t get mad” Luna sighs. “What, you know I need to smoke” Chloe sneers. “Yeah well you ain’t gonna have a choice, You will have enough cigarettes to maintain your addiction but not get stressed” Luna says. “Luna, seriously, go and change it” Chloe demands. “I can’t, it’s finalised” Luna says. Chloe mutters under her breath and walks off.

14: 28 PM: Luna is about to apologise to Chloe who is sitting with Maxine by the pool. “I’m sorry Chloe, but we needed the rest for necessities and it seemed easier to cut down on cigarettes than actual food” Luna sighs. “We need to smoke Luna, you realise that?” Maxine scoffs. “I do but we need food” Luna says. “Why should you get to pick and choose?” Maxine sneers. “Because unlike I actually tried in the task and didn’t give up within a day” Luna says. “You just love being miss perfect don’t you” Chloe sneers. “Come on Chloe, I had to do it” Luna sighs. “Cigarettes was the only thing I asked for and you ignore it” Chloe says. “I’m sorry Chloe but it’s done, you can get a grip on yourself and accept it but I’m not gonna listen to you whine, if you wanted cigarettes then you should have tried in the task instead of giving up, it’s hardly my fault, you’re the only person to blame” Luna sighs and storms off.

16: 50 PM: Judith, Niamh and Rick are discussing the possibility of new housemates. “We’re probably gonna get some, not this week but maybe the week after” Judith says. “Yeah, I can’t imagine them sending more than two in” Niamh says. “Three could enter, four would be too many” Rick says. “I really can’t be bothered with new housemates, just it’s always gonna happen, they’re pretty much eviction fodder so the longer ones can stay a bit longer, if any newbies don’t like me well I’m not gonna care, they’ll get nominated because we don’t connect with them and they’ll lose in a vote to save, pretty good as it means we all get to stay longer” Judith smirks. “Bit harsh” Niamh says. “I kinda agree though, like newbies hardly ever win” Rick says. “That Brian Belo won” Niamh says. “He’s the only newbie to win BBUK though but we need newbies otherwise they’ll be like three left in the final and if you watched BB1 you’d know how bad it turned out” Rick grins. “You would have been like 7 though, how do you remember that?” Judith asks. “I have quite a memory and I rewatched the first series before I entered” Rick says. “Well if any newbies enter I’m not gonna suck up to them, they can do what they want for all I care, I’m sorry but we’re all in here from day 1, they’ve been chilling outside and they’re gonna be acting like they’re so cool but it’s like, if you were any good you’d have entered on launch night” Judith snorts.

Ross.

10-08-2014, 01:04 AM

Judith is such a marmite character, not sure whether to love or hate her. :laugh: This is fabulous and really shaping up to be great!

Nick.

10-08-2014, 01:11 AM

Cheers Monopoly. :)

Cal.

10-08-2014, 10:35 AM

This eviction order<33

Chloe and Maxine will be slaying right until the final, memba I told you.

Nick.

10-08-2014, 09:17 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 16

10:01 AM: Housemates have been woken up by Big Brother. Will and Bronte are chatting on the loungers whilst Rick and Doug are playing on the trampoline, Luna, Chloe and Maxine are cooking some bacon whilst Judith and Niamh remain in the bedroom talking.

10: 09 AM: Chloe, Maxine and Luna are talking about Judith. “Judith’s really getting irritating; I just wish she could shut up for a few minutes” Chloe sighs. “She really is just getting selfish” Luna snorts. “Yeah, I can’t stand it” Chloe says. “I really want her out this week, she’s the only one who’s faced eviction twice now, third time lucky” Chloe grins.

10: 29 PM: Housemates are all wide awake. Martyn and Rick are in the laundry room. “You and Niamh seem closer than ever” Martyn says. “Really, I don’t get it, people are obsessed over us, I’m surprised we topped the poll” Rick admits. “Are you really that naive?” Martyn sighs. “What d’you mean?” Rick asks. “Well the public love a showmances” Martyn says. “Wait, I’m confused, what are you going on about?” Rick asks. “Well Niamh kinda said-“ Martyn says but is interrupted. “Said what?” Rick interrupts. “Well she clearly fancies you” Martyn says. “What, are you sure?” Rick asks. “Yeah, it’s all everyone’s been talking about” Martyn says. “Wait, everyone knew that Niamh fancied me and no one thought to say anything?” Rick grunts. “I shouldn’t have said anything” Martyn sighs. “Yeah you should have, everyone’s been laughing about it, poor Niamh, she wanted to be subtle” Martyn chuckles. “Oh stop talking bull Martyn” Rick sneers. “It ain’t bull, go and ask anyone” Martyn says. “I will” Rick sneers. Martyn realised that he had gone on too much. “No, don’t, actually, please, don’t” Martyn begged. “Keep away, who’s the ringleader?” Rick asked. “Luna, Bronte, Maxine helped a bit” Martyn sighed.
“Luna, what the hell have you been playing at?” Rick yells as he stormed towards Luna and Bronte who sat in the garden. “Jeez, calm down Rick, what’s the problem?” Luna says loudly. “Well you’ve been plotting with Bronte and trying to do some crap with me and Niamh” Rick yells. “What, who said that?” Luna demands. “Martyn told me, what has been going on?” Rick demands. Judith, Chloe, Maxine and Martyn had rushed to the garden.

“Martyn, Niamh didn’t want us to say a word” Luna gasps.”Oh that’s okay then, everyone here knows that Niamh fancies me and every seems to know and has been behind my back, what kind of mates are you?” Rick shouts. “Shut up Rick, Niamh will hear” Bronte warns. “Oh I’m so sorry, everyone knows, it’s out in the open, I couldn’t give a damn what Niamh thinks” Rick sneers. “Rick, just calm down and think for a sec” Luna pleads. “I will not calm down, everyone here has been gossiping, bitching and chatting behind my back, I feel so stupid, everyone has been talking about it and no one thought to tell me or even consider my feelings” Rick shouts. Will and Doug are watching the pair. “We did think about you Rick but we just wanted Niamh to admit everything” Doug sighs. “What do you mean we all wanted Niamh to admit everything, what have you been plotting?” Rick yells. “Well on the day of nominations we tried to hatch a plan to isolate you lot together with Luna flirting to aggravate Niamh” Doug sighs. “Don’t tell him” Chloe sneers. “Thanks. Thanks a bunch, you are all fake, desperate wannabes who only care about themselves, I really thought you were my friends” Rick yells. “Rick, it wasn’t like that, we just wanted to know stuff” Luna says. “Well you would, wouldn’t ya because you are a nosey little journalist” Rick sneers. “Well Doug told us that you liked Niamh” Maxine says and Doug glared at her. “What, what have you done now Doug?” Rick yells. “Well I just tried to get a few things out of you a while back and you said you liked Niamh” Doug says. “Well you’re a great friend aren’t you” Rick sneers. “Oh don’t start on Doug, you’re making a fool of yourself” Judith snorts. “Am I Judith? Luna you are nothing but a stupid, dim-witted, jealous troll” Rick sneers. “Rick, don’t be rude” Martyn sneers. “Oh piss off Martyn” Rick sneers. “Lovely, where is Niamh anyway?” Rick asks. “In the bathroom” Luna sighs.

“Look, I know it’s annoying, seeing everyone bitch about you but I never sunk to their level” Judith says. “Pathetic, suck up to him you coward” Chloe sneers. “I don’t give a damn what you think Chloe, you’ve had it in for me for ages and I really is just pathetic, you’re just jealous” Judith scoffs. “Yeah, I’m jealous because I’ve always wanted to be a bossy, stuck up cow” Chloe sneers. “What d’you call me?” Judith screams as she lunges towards Chloe. “You heard me” Chloe smirks. “Talking of bitching, everyone talks about you Judith, we all admitted that we hate your cooking and find you bossy and irksome” Rick says. “You lot are devils, evil and vile trolls, I don’t wanna look at you” Judith cries. “I’m sorry Judith” Rick sighs. “Oh you two are perfect, much better than you and Niamh, both of you are arrogant sods” Maxine cackles. “Oh shut up you old hag” Judith sneers. “It’s better than being a bloody laundrette owner, go and get a proper job” Maxine sneers. “Serving pints to London crack heads is hardly a job” Judith sneers.

“You are all making idiots of yourselves, seriously, Niamh is gonna come out and she’ll be pissed” Will sighs. “And now you speak” Rick sneers. “I was against this whole plot” Will says. “But you didn’t think to tell me did you? You were too busy sipping orange juice with Luna and Bronte and letting Judith cater to your every need” Rick yells. “That ain’t fair” Will yells. “Seriously Rick, you are really embarrassing yourself, you have shown your true colours” Bronte says. “So have all of you, Doug is a tetchy, stuck up git, Chloe is really the bitch we though, Will is sneaky and a game-player, Maxine is an old hag, Judith is bossy yet bullied, Niamh is a prissy girl” Rick yells. “What we do not bully Judith, we just all hate her” Chloe yells. “Did you just hear yourself Chloe?” Judith gasps and cries off.

“What about Bronte?” Doug sneers. “Yeah” Bronte sneers. “I dunno, but anyway, I am sick of all of you lot, I will be pleased when I’m out” Rick sneers. “Well the door’s right there, go and leave if you want” Luna says. “So do you actually fancy Niamh?” Chloe asks. “No, I don’t, she’s prissy, whiny, and selfless-“Rick sneers. “What?” Niamh gasps as she walks into the drama. “You don’t fancy me? You’ve been leading me on all this time, you’re fake, and you’re an evil little gibbon” Niamh screams. “Chill Niamh, yeah” Rick says as he backs away. Niamh storms off. “So you don’t fancy Niamh? You’ve been leading her on, I bet you loved it” Luna sneers. “Oh, all of you just go” Rick screams as he storms towards the trampoline and rests there. Judith and Niamh are in the laundry room and the rest of the housemates go to the bedroom.

MB.

10-08-2014, 09:59 PM

Rick screams as he storms towards the trampoline

#dramaz

Nick.

11-08-2014, 09:03 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 17

Nominations are ahead and all housemates are very quiet after yesterday’s drama. Bronte and Maxine are in the garden, Will and Doug are alone chatting in laundry room, Rick is alone in the bedroom, Luna and Chloe are in the kitchen, Martyn is by the pool and Niamh and Judith are in the living room.
Judith has come up to the diary room to nominate. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is for Luna, she made me cry in my bed last night and I can’t stand her now, she acts really higher class than everyone and it’s horrible, I don’t want to be in the house for another week with her” Judith sighs. “My next nomination is for Bronte, Bronte is very sneaky, she’s very bitchy and rude, her and Luna both have very high opinions of themselves and they were pretty much responsible for yesterday’s drama” Judith says.

Chloe is next to nominate. “My first nomination is for Judith, we don’t get on, we haven’t got on since day one and yesterday was a step too far, Judith is bossy, miserable and stuck up and none of us want her here. Next I am nomination Rick, his outburst yesterday was pathetic, he’s been stringing Niamh along and he is very arrogant” Chloe smirks.

10: 20 AM: Luna and Chloe are discussing last night’s argument. “I really couldn’t sleep, I doubt many of us did, I so tired” Luna sighs. “Yeah, Judith didn’t come to the bedroom, I was probably up until 3, the beds really aren’t comfy” Chloe smirks. “Niamh must be feeling rough” Luna says. “She brought all of this drama, it’s really all our fault, we should never have gotten involved” Luna says.

Doug is nominating next. “My first nomination is Rick, Rick really didn’t think last night, his rage was very uncomfortable and distressing and it was so unnecessary, yeah he’s been playing Niamh and that’s also been uncomfortable. My second nomination is Niamh, Niamh has also caused a ton of drama and it’s really damaged the house and I feel like Niamh is responsible for it with her girly drama, she’s made Luna and the rest of us look like twats” Doug sighs.

Will is in the diary room. “So my first nomination is Luna. She’s really not been pleasant the past week, she is getting really tricky to live with, she really is gossipy and bitchy and she’s hiding stuff, I don’t actually know much more than she’s a journalist. “My next nomination is Rick. Rick is arrogant and annoying, I want to give him a slap, he’s treatment of Niamh has been appalling and uncomfortable to see” Will says.
Martyn is nominating next. “Um, my first nomination is for Rick. Rick and have been a bit frosty with each other this week and he is an arrogant sod, I really want him out. Next is Judith, none of us like Judith, she’s bossy, selfless and demanding, I’d be very happy to see her go” Martyn smirks.

12: 30 PM: Chloe, Luna, Maxine and Bronte are chatting by the vegetable patch. “Can I water them?” Chloe asks and Bronte hands her the watering can. “So, is Niamh okay?” Maxine asks Chloe. “Dunno, she’s been sulking, Rick slept in the bathroom and Judith just cooking” Chloe sighs. “Well, I think I’m next to nominate” Maxine says and walks off. “Seriously, it’s between me, Niamh, Rick and Judith this week” Luna sighs. “Nah, you’ll be fine, Judith is out this week, at last” Chloe smirks.

“So my first nomination is for Judith. She’s a bossy, miserable, whiny, ungrateful, idiotic, selfish, bitchy cow and I want her out because the house would be a much greater place” Maxine snorts. “And next I’m nominating Niamh, Niamh is a prissy, wannabe girl who doesn’t understand basic manners of the art of socialising” Maxine smirks.

Niamh is next to nominate. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is Chloe, Chloe isn’t a nice person, she is hell-bent on causing drama and I want her gone. My second nomination is Rick, I hate him, that idiotic chauvinistic pig has been stringing me on and on I need him gone so I can enjoy what’s left of my experience because when he’s in the room my ovaries take control and I can’t think properly, I still like him despite what he said yesterday” Niamh cries.

It’s Luna’s turn to nominate. “So my first nom is Rick, I can’t live with him, he’s made everything stressful and has made Niamh look horrid and made all of us look like bitches. My next nom is Niamh, Niamh I think should just get out, she’d benefit so much better out of the house and away from Rick. I think either of those two need to go for the sake of the house” Luna sighs.
Rick is the penultimate housemate to nominate. “My first nomination is Martyn, we’ve been at each other’s throats recently and I dunno why. We’re rather competitive. My second nomination is Niamh, Niamh has really confused me recently and she’s made things in the house tricky and I’m confused and stumped by her behaviour and I want her out” Rick says.

Judith has three nominations, Niamh has five, Rick has seven. Chloe and Martyn both have one and Luna has two.

Bronte is the final housemate to nominate. “Firstly I am going to nominate Niamh, I don’t know what Niamh’s been playing at but it’s really just been depressing an I want her gone because she’s caused too much hassle, confusion and unnecessary drama. Secondly I am going to nominate Rick, he is an irritating knob, he was not in the slightest pleasant yesterday and he caused so much unnecessary drama” Bronte sighs.

The housemates facing eviction this week are Niamh, Rick and Judith.
17: 35 PM: Niamh and Rick are talking in the bedroom. “Rick, I’m sorry, I know I should have said something, I didn’t know about all the plotting and bitching” Niamh sighs as she slumps on Rick’s bed. “Niamh, I wish you said something” Rick sighs. “Why? Is there any chance of anything?” Niamh asks. “You’re funny and nice, but I don’t want any showmances right now” Rick says. “Alright, but was can be friends, I enjoyed just chilling with you in the pool and chatting in the kitchen” Niamh smiles. “Friends then, seriously Niamh, just take any feelings and burn them” Rick smirks.

18: 30 PM: All the housemates apart from Judith (Who is in the bathroom) are in the living room with glasses of wine or mugs of warm, milky tea. They’re all smiling and enjoying themselves apart from Luna who’s scowling at Niamh who is ignoring Luna. “Housemates, earlier today you nominated. Big Brother has the results of the nominations, the housemates facing this week’s public vote are, with seven nominations, Rick” Rick breaks into a weak grin. “With five nomination, Niamh” Niamh smirks politely. “And with three nominations, Judith” Big Brother says. Housemates avoid each other’s eye contact and some look confused with Judith only receiving three nominations. “You alright Rick?” Doug asks and breaks the silence. “Alright I guess, getting used to it” Rick smirks. “Well hopefully Judith’s a goner” Bronte smirks. “She only got three noms” Chloe gasps. “Well I guess we know who the majority of you voted for” Rick grinned. “I’m gonna grab a drink” Rick says. “Are you two?” Luna gasps. “Friends” Niamh sighs.

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:51 PM

This rivalry between Judith and Chloe >

Nick.

12-08-2014, 09:13 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 18

“So, housemates will face a normal-ish day, they’re about to be set their shopping but later three new housemates will enter to a rather empty house” Emma smirks as she stands in the Bit on the Side studio.
Housemates have woken up and are in for a shock as they enter the garden. “This is Big Brother, could all housemates come to the garden” Big Brother announces. Housemates are shocked as they see that the garden doors have been blocked up with green plaster wall with a large circular flap in the middle. “What the hell is this?” Chloe gasps. “We’ve got to climb through it” Luna smirks.

9: 45 AM: Maxine is climbing through the circular hole in the wall. “I think I’m stuck” Maxine chuckles. Rick takes her hand and pulls her into the garden. “What’s all this?” Maxine gasps as she looks around the garden. There are three large sheets covering something up, several long logs to sit on and a pile of stones. “Housemates, welcome to the great outdoors, over the next few days you will experience life on the campsite, activities will involve building fires, singing songs, gathering wood, smore making and your first activity, putting up a tent. Over the course of the days you will take part in tasks to earn a place back in the house with privileges of beds, electricity and of course the diary room. But for now you will sleep, eat and live outside in the garden. There are four tents underneath the sheets, this is where you’ll sleep for the next few days, you must now select one housemate to crawl back into the main house to grab any necessities such as clothes” Chloe reads off a sheet of paper. “Can I go?” Chloe asks. “Alright, run back and forth and grab as many clothes as possible and put them in the hole, we’ll pull them out to give you more space” Bronte says. “Right, I’m going in” Chloe sighs and climbs through the hole into the house.

10: 04 AM: Luna and Bronte are trying to put up a tent. “So how does it stay up?” Bronte asks. “Don’t know actually, do we put a pole in the middle?” Luna says. “Where do we start, there aren’t any instructions” Bronte sighs. “I really don’t know” Luna smirks. “Lay the flysheet and feed the poles” Will smiles. “What’s a flysheet?” Luna asks. “I’ll do it, Doug, Rick and I have already got ours up” Will smirks. “Alright, who’s Judith with?” Luna asks. “Martyn drew the short blade of grass” Will smirks as Doug and Rick begin to pitch the tent. “Can I use the mallet?” Bronte asks.

12: 20 PM: All four tents are pitched and housemates are sitting round a pile of stones and eating soup from paper bowls. “This is cold” Chloe sighs. “Well there’s no gas” Will says. “Have you been camping Will?” Maxine asks. “Yeah loads with the scouts” Will says casually. “Is there anything you haven’t done, you’re in the scouts, you’re grade six drums” Maxine chuckles and Will blushes. “Housemates, underneath the hole you will see a small hatch, could one housemate come to the hatch” Big Brother announces. “I’ll go” Doug says.
Doug returns with a sheet of paper. “Housemates, shortly there will be a fun camping activity for all the family in the hatch, the winner of this activity will be moved into the house, however, only six housemates will be allowed to participate, you must decide now” Doug reads. “We don’t even know what it is” Chloe sighs. “Well I can stay outside for a night” Will says. “Yeah, and me” Martyn says. “Me too” Rick adds. “One of the girls should stay” Doug smirks as the housemates look at him, “Yeah, I’ll go stay behind then” Maxine sighs. “Really?” Bronte says. “Yeah, never went camping as a child” Maxine sighs.

3: 00 PM: Doug has been called to the hatch. “Oh my days” Doug gasps. “What is it?” Chloe asks. “Oh no” Luna gasps.”It’s Monopoly” Doug beams. “Oh god, not Monopoly” Bronte sighs. “I love Monopoly, I used to always win” Chloe smirks. “Same” Doug grins. “So have us six got to take part?” Bronte asks.

3: 05 PM: Will, Rick, Martyn and Maxine are chatting in the tent. “They’re playing Monopoly” Rick grins. “Oh, I love Monopoly” Will says. “You love everything” Maxine chuckles.

3: 06 PM: Niamh and Judith are arguing over the pieces. “I wanna be the car” Judith snorts. “Tough, I’m the car” Niamh says. “Well what am then?” Judith asks. “You can be the thimble” Niamh sighs. “Why can’t I be the iron?” Judith asks. “Because they took it out the game” Luna sighs. “Outrage” Chloe says. “Bloody injustice” Doug smirks. “Fine, I’ll be the thimble but I’ll beat you anyways” Judith snorts. “Doubt it” Doug whispers to Luna who breaks into a silent giggle fit.

3: 50 PM: Rick, Will, Martyn and Maxine have been tasked with starting a fire. “We just need to keep on rubbing” Will says. “Innuendo?” Maxine grins and Rick laughs but Will ignores them. “This is tough” Rick says. “Yeah, this wood is hard” Maxine grins. “Well there’s plenty of wood so keep on rubbing” Will sighs. “Yep, just keep on rubbing two bits of hard wood together” Rick smirks. “Oh grow up you two” Will sighs but breaks into a short smile when he sees Martyn rolling around on the floor laughing. “YES, gotcha” Chloe yells. “Alright” Judith sighs. “is Judith out?” Rick asks. “Yes, landed on Mayfair with my hotel” Chloe grins.

“So I can reveal that Chloe finally won the game twenty minutes ago after an hour against Doug who landed on Mayfair and thus went bankrupt, it was a tough battle and neither of them were prepared to quit after beating Judith, Luna, Niamh and Bronte in that order but that’s enough of tense drama, we’re here to meet our new housemates” Emma smirks.

VT’s Play

"Hi my names AJ Richardson I'm 28 years old and I'm from Los Angeles in America. I love this version over here because it's a bit naughtier and I'm quite naughty if I'm honest with myself. I think I am someone who people will either love or hate I'm quite annoying I'll admit it myself I mean I think my voice and the way I speak is enough to rattle people's cages sometimes. I'm somebody who voices there opinions but I am quite sensitive. I think you could be expecting a few tears perhaps from me now and then. I will push the boat out if it means a way for me to win. I do smooth talk a lot and I find myself attracted to quite a lot of people. The kind of people I wouldn't like to share a house with is anyone who is rude and childish or anybody who has hygiene issues because I'm rather OCD. I think I could annoy people with picky I am when it comes to eating.

"Hi my names Solomon Coburn I'm 18 years old and I'm from London. When people first meet me I think people think I'm a bit of a tool to be honest just by the way I talk and the stupid facial expressions I pull all the time I'm a bit of a gimmick to be honest. I'm currently unemployed yes I just spend my days chilling at home to be honest I don't see why you'd want the hassle of a nine to five job. I am a wind up merchant I'm constantly pulling pranks I tease a lot yes I am immature and I think that people think I'm stupid but the truth is I'm very very intelligent I've got nine GCSE's at A* so you know that I'm not as stupid, I can also judge people very quickly and I know whether they're false or not so I think I will ruffle a few feathers in the house.

"Hi my names Hattie Ellis I'm 21 years old and I'm from Jersey. I'm currently working as a model I've done work for a few magazines over in Jersey but I do dream of being a supermodel it's a huge ambition. I've come on here to just have a good time yes I am in it to win it but I won't strive to ridiculous lengths like some people do. I think I could get on some people's nerves especially if there is anyone who's quite mature in ethers because I talk a awful lot and I'm quite clumsy I'm sure I'm the only person I've ever heard of to crash a golf buggy. I believe in morals so if someone's doing something I don't particularly like I will tell them I don't like especially if bullying is going on because that just really winds me up. I don't care if I put myself in the firing line from time to time if I think you're in the wrong, I may be small but the best things come in small packages“

AJ walks into the studio wearing black canvases and a white jacket with tight diesel jeans, Solomon walks in wearing a red, silky shirt with black trousers. Hattie walks into the studio in a red floaty dress with gleaming red shoes. Emma walks up to the three. “So guys, welcome to Big Brother, are you nervous about entering?” Emma asks. “Yeah but I think we’ll all get in alright” Hattie smiles. “Yeah, it’s actually rather nice entering late as we’ve seen all the bitching and live feed so we kinda know what to expect” Sol says. “Okay, who are your favourites and least favourites before entering the house?” Emma asks. “I love Will, he’s sweet and Maxine’s grown on me and I find Rick is treated badly but I find Judith tedious” Hattie says confidently. “I love watching Chloe and I ain’t too keen on Rick” AJ smirks. “I like Bronte, Luna and Doug and I find Judith and Niamh a bit tiring” Sol says. “Well guys, you’re not gonna have to go into a house full of people, Chloe will be the only person in the house when you arrive, the rest will enter one by one throughout the week and will be oblivious to your existence” Emma says. “Oh my god” Hattie squeals. “Guys, you may enter the house but now we will just watch the boiling moment Doug lands on Mayfair” Emma smirks.

8: 23 PM: Luna, Judith, Bronte and Niamh have all been beaten in a game of Monopoly that started five hours ago. Doug and Chloe are left. “Eight” Doug says as he slowly moves the hat to Mayfair. “YES, You’ve only got two-hundred quid left, you’re out” Chloe squeals as she wipes the board and Doug smirks. “Well done Chloe” Doug smiles. “I don’t have the stay outside” Chloe beams. “Yeah but you’re gonna get bored” Luna grins. “See ya guys” Chloe says as she takes a pile of her clothes with her through the hole. “I’m back” Chloe beams and collapses into a plump sofa.

Hattie, AJ and Sol walk through the doors and into the house. “Chloe” Hattie blurts out. “Wait, I don’t believe it, are you new housemates?” Chloe gasps. “I’m Hattie” Hattie smiles. “AJ” AJ says and Chloe kisses him on the cheek. “Sol” Sol smiles and shakes Chloe’s hand. “I won a game of Monopoly so I got to enter the house, the rest of them are rubbing wood and pitching tents” Chloe grins. “This house is so much smaller than it looks” Hattie says as she looks around. “I need to get you a drink” Chloe gasps. “So, Chloe, is Judith really as bossy as she looks?” Sol asks. “She barely speaks now” Chloe says as she walks into the living room with four glasses of wine. “So how old are all of you?” Chloe asks. “18” Sol says. “You’re the youngest then” Chloe smirks. “I’m Hattie, I’m from New Jersey and I’m a model” Hattie smiles. “Oh my god, you sound American too AJ” Chloe says. “Yeah, from LA” AJ grins. “I’m just a barman from London” Sol grins.

“So they’re getting along nicely, a reminder that Judith, Niamh and Rick face eviction and I’ll see you then” Emma smiles.

MB.

12-08-2014, 09:16 PM

Good twist :laugh:

Nick.

13-08-2014, 09:52 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 19

8: 20 AM: Housemates have woken up early outside in their tents as part of this week’s shopping task. However, Chloe who won a task yesterday is in the kitchen with new housemate Hattie. “It’s it fun doing modelling?” Chloe asks. “It’s great, it’s so glamorous” Hattie smiles.”Did your parents have any objections?” Chloe asks. “Yeah, my parents own a large potato farm back in Jersey, they’re rich and expected me to continue with the family business, no chance, I want the glamour, I’m not gonna get up at 6 am, put on my wellies and dig up dirty potatoes, what do you do?” Hattie says. “I’m just a vet, I like to help animals” Chloe smirks.

8: 40 AM: Luna, Bronte, Maxine and Doug are chatting on the trampoline. “Chloe’s really bored I bet” Bronte says. “Probably, she’s probably just chilling in the bathroom with all the food and sleeping in” Maxine smirks. “I actually like it out here, I’m not too fussed about going in” Doug says. “Do you think this task will continue until the eviction?” Luna asks. “Might do, could like a few people have to stay out here” Doug says. “Maybe, I wonder what the tasks will be like” Maxine says. “Camping things, like campfire songs, nature stuff” Bronte says. “Where’s the toilet?” Maxine asks. “Big Brother installed a portaloo” Luna smirks. “Gross” Maxine shudders and walks off.

10: 34 AM: Chloe, AJ, Hattie and Sol are chatting in the living room. “It’s so nice having an empty house” Chloe smirks as she hands AJ a drink. “It will be nice getting to know all of you one by one” Sol says. “So AJ, what’s it like in Los Angeles?” Chloe asks. “Great, nice and sunny, lots of fun. Lovely views and sights” AJ smirks. “Well I live in the wonderful and sunny Cardiff, it’s a bit quiet, not much too do but everyone’s friendly” Chloe says. “Do you get use to the cameras?” Sol asks. “Yeah you do, everything it weird like it takes you a few days to remember that there’s no Wi-Fi or any outside contact from family” Chloe says.

11: 21 AM: The Campmates have been tasked with making smores for their lunch. “What the hell is a smoer anyway?” Maxine smirks. “They’re really nice, you can fill them with marshmallows or melted chocolate between these two crackers” Will says. “Why would you eat it?” Bronte asks. “Dunno, they sound tasty though” Doug says as he picks up a box of crackers from the hatch. Rick and Martyn both carry over boxes of marshmallows and a slab of chocolate. “The chocolates not melted and the marshmallows aren’t roasted” Will sighs. “We just need to shove it under the fire, we’ve got plenty of gas” Maxine says. “I used it all for dinner” Judith says. “We’re gonna have to start rubbing our wood” Rick grins.

12: 56 PM: Luna, Maxine and Bronte are chatting in their tent. “Judith it’s out of order using the gas, I cut my bloody nail trying to light the wood, Rick and Will are still trying” Maxine scoffs. “Yeah, seeing Judith go would be amazing” Bronte beams. “This all seems really harsh against Judith” Luna says. “Come on Luna, she deserves it for being such a selfish cow” Maxine smirks. “But it feels like bullying, we’re all bitching about her, being rude to her and picking on her, we’re bullies” Luna gasps. “No, we just don’t like, it’s life” Maxine says. “Seriously Luna, Judith’s not worth the hassle, no one likes her, she’s brought it on herself, she can leave whenever she wishes, it’s just life” Maxine says.

14: 12 PM: Doug, Luna and Bronte are making smores. “I don’t really like marshmallows” Bronte says. “I love em, melted chocolate is a bit sickly though” Luna says. “I’m just gonna cram as much in as possible” Doug smirks. “Martyn’s been really iffy towards Rick, d’you know what?” Bronte asks. “Dunno, it seems like they’re the only two masculine guys left” Luna says. “Eh” Doug smirks. “Yeah, you’re hardly a muscular heartthrob Doug” Bronte grins.

15: 26 PM: Chloe is chatting to AJ about Rick. “So Rick, he’s very moody at the moment” Chloe says. “Yeah, but him and Martyn are desperate to be the token hot guy” Chloe smirks. “Well that should be interesting” AJ smirks. “So have you watched everything?” Chloe asks. “Yeah, all the highlights and as much live feed as possible” AJ says. “Oh god, I forgot about the live feed, last series all you saw was an hour but now people can see everything you do” Chloe says. “Yeah but you forget about it don’t you” AJ says. “Yeah” Chloe says as she finishes her wine. “How many glasses have you had?” AJ asks. “Like four” Chloe grins. “Wow” AJ smirks. “Ah, anyway I’m alright” Chloe slurs. “Are you sure?” AJ asks. “Yeah, just shut up for a sec and let me snog you” Chloe blurts. “What?” AJ gasps. Chloe touches his cheek and begins to kiss AJ; AJ kisses back for a few seconds but breaks apart. “What are you doing?” Chloe asks. “You’re drunk” AJ says. “And?” Chloe smirks. “I don’t wanna take advantage or anything” AJ says and walks off.

16: 25 PM: Campmates have been set their next task to get home which Bronte is reading out. “Housemates, Maxine, Rick, Martyn and Will shall take it in turns to improvise a shortcampfire story, the remainder of the group will judge them and the winner will enter the main house” Bronte reads. “I’ll go first, there was a old caretaker called Chester McDougal who cleaned an old and rickety castle, the castle was haunted with ghosts and ghouls. One day Chester was walking along, the ground underneath him vanished, he fell into a pot of boiling lava, he climbed out and he skin was peeled off leaving a skinny, bony corpse” Rick smirks. “I can do better” Will smirks.

17: 32 PM: Maxine is the final housemate to tell a campfire story. “Jamie Jones was a muscular and good looking guy. He went into a bright and joyful bar. He sat down next to a beautiful brunette. She instantly looked at him, she took his hand and led him to the toilets. They shut a cubicle and the girl took off Jamie’s top. Suddenly the girl picked up a knife from her bag and stabbed Jamie in the chest, bloody trickled down his abs, the girl kicked him in the balls, Jamie passed out, The girl raised Jamie’s arm to her mouth and bit into his flesh, the she used her knife to slice off the skin on his arm to eat, the girl then wiped her mouth and left the pub through the fire exit” Maxine says. “Gross” Bronte says.

Bronte, Doug and Luna voted for Maxine, Niamh voted for Rick, Judith voted for Will and no one voted for Martyn. “So do I get to go back into the house?” Maxine beams. “Yeah enjoy” Luna grins. “See ya” Bronte smiles as Maxine runs to the hole with a handful of clothes. Maxine quickly clambers through the hole.

“Maxine, you’re in the house” Chloe gasps as she hugs Maxine. “Yeah” Maxine says. “Maxine, oh my god, I’m Hattie” Hattie smiles as she enters the living room from the kitchen. “Hey, wait, are you a new housemate?” Maxine gasps. “Yeah, there’s too others” Hattie smiles. “They’re probably in the bedroom” Chloe says and walks off. “Are you American?” Maxine asks. “Yeah, from Jersey, I’m a glamour model” Hattie smiles. “That must be nice” Maxine nods. “Yeah, AJ’s also American” Hattie smiles. “Hey, I’m AJ” AJ smiles as he shakes Maxine’s hand. “Solomon” Solomon smiles. “Nice to see you, when did you move in?” Maxine asks. “Yesterday” Hattie smiles as Chloe hands Maxine a drink. “So, what d’you have to do to get in?” Chloe asks. “Had to tell a campfire story, I think I’m the only one coming in today, there’s still six left and it’s only Wednesday” Maxine says.

Nick.

14-08-2014, 08:40 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 20
9: 10 AM: Luna, Bronte, Doug and Will have showered and woken up early. Chloe, Maxine, AJ and Hattie are chatting in the kitchen and Rick, Niamh and Martyn are chatting in a tent. “I don’t know why anyone would want to camp, I feel like a gypsy” Martyn smirks. “Bit harsh, it’s nice to appreciate nature” Niamh says. “You sound like Bronte, I think that lot are enjoying it” Martyn smirks. “Well it is peaceful and calm” Niamh says. “You’re such a hippie” Martyn smirks.
9: 55 AM: Maxine is chatting with AJ.”Chloe went to bed rather quickly, she was chatting to you, did anything happen, like an argument?” Maxine asks. “She was drunk and she kissed me” AJ admits. “God, are you alright? What did you do? Maxine asks. “I’m fine and I just backed off, Chloe was in a state” AJ says. “Please AJ, don’t mention it, I’m sorry” Chloe sighs as she sits down. “It’s alright” AJ smiles. “Seriously, is your actual name AJ?” Maxine asks. “No” AJ says. “What is it?” Chloe asks. “Doesn’t matter” AJ says and quickly walks off.
10: 30 AM: Luna is reading out the next task to the campmates. “Campmates, there are eight of you remaining, for the night you will lose your tents, you must build a shelter out of the materials provided by Big Brother which have been placed in the garden overnight. You have four hours to build a shelter, the shelter must be waterproof, to test this campmates will sit in their shelter whilst the other team will pour a bucket of ice-cold water over the shelter. If one shelter breaks down and soaks the other team the winning team will move into the house, if both teams win then the decision of the best shelter will be down to Chloe and Maxine” Luna reads. “Right, so teams?” Bronte asks. “Might as well do, Luna, Bronte, Will and me” Doug says. “Alright, best of luck” Niamh smirks.
11: 21 AM: Chloe and Maxine are chatting in the laundry room. “Apparently the next task is shelter building, we might have to judge the shelters” Chloe says. “Right, why did you kiss AJ?” Maxine asks. “I was very drunk, just let it go” Chloe says.”Alright, I think that we might not have to see Judith until Friday” Maxine smirks. “What if she’s evicted?” Chloe asks. “Then we might not have to see her ever again” Maxine grins.
12: 17 PM: Luna and Bronte are preparing the interior of the shelter. “Guys, help us cover the damn thing before making a welcome mat and some chairs” Doug sighs. “But it needs to be homely” Luna says. “Seriously, I don’t wanna get soaked so help Will tie the knots of the fabric round the logs” Doug says. “Will can do it all himself, he’s great at this stuff” Luna smirks. “Judith has apparently broken the other team’s roof” Doug smirks. “Was she inside when is happened?” Bronte smirks. “No, I saw it, she was tying rope and it tugged on the wall, and the roof fell down, Niamh just managed to escape” Doug says. “I’ve barely seen there’s, is it any good?” Bronte asks. “They’ve jammed four logs into the ground and tied the sheets to form walls, they’ve made a ladder roof pattern out of thin branches, it’s neat but it won’t hold the water, the branches might even snap” Doug says. “Guys, can you help” Will asks.
12: 42 PM: Judith is watching Bronte and Luna build. “Judith, why are you watching?” Bronte asks. “Just observing” Judith sneers. “Well don’t go copying” Luna smirks. “As if I’d copy you” Judith sighs. “Oh Judith, you don’t exactly makes things easy for yourself, do you?” Luna grins. “Get a grip Luna, I’m not prissy like you” Judith sneers. “Oh Judith, you’re a bossy cow” Bronte yells. “Guys, can everyone just calm the ******* down” Will shouts. “Why are you hanging around with the enemy Will?” Judith shouts. “I’m, sorry, what?” Will gasps. “I was your friend when you entered, I was the one who stuck by you and helped you, and this is how you repay me?” Judith yells. “Judith, you have shown your true colours and quite frankly, I don’t like them” Will says. “How can you hang about with bullies like Luna and Bronte” Judith says. “They are not bullies, everything that has happened, you’ve brought it on yourself, you have no one to blame but you” Will says.
2: 30 PM: The shelter-building task has ended. “Right, your team are first” Rick smirks. “Right, in we go guys” Bronte smiles. Bronte, Luna, Doug and Will settle comfortably into their cushioned shelter built like a tepee with a blue sheet covering the tip. “Pretty comfy” Bronte smirks. “Right, we’ve got the water” Martyn smirks. Martyn pours the bucket down, no water enters the shelter and simply rolls down the tepee. “Is that all?” Will asks. “Yeah, well done” Rick sighs. “Great” Doug smirks.
Judith, Martyn, Rick and Niamh settle into the tall, cube shelter. “I’m not tall enough to reach the roof” Doug smirks. Luna passes him a log which he stands. “Right here we go” Doug smirks as he tips the bucket into the shelter. Water starts dripping into the shelter. “The roof isn’t strong enough” Niamh gasps. “The branches are soaked” Rick says. “It’s freezing; a drip went down my back” Martyn shudders. “Crap” Rick gasps as he looks up at the soaking wet branches. Suddenly the branches snap and water splashes down onto Niamh, Rick and Martyn who are sat in the middle, Judith is sitting on the edge and remains dry. “God that’s cold” Niamh gasps. “Well I guess they’ve won” Niamh sighs.
Outside, Luna, Doug and Bronte are laughing. “Oh my god, they’re soaked” Doug grins. “Is Judith wet?” Luna whispers. “She’s sitting by the edge, she’s dry” Doug whispers as he peeks through the hole in the roof. Niamh, Martyn, Rick and Judith emerge from their shelter. “I need a towel” Rick sighs. “So, are we about to go in?” Doug beams. “I guess” Will says. “Luna, Doug, Will and Bronte, as winners of today’s task you may enter the house, Martyn, Rick, Judith and Niamh, you must stay out here another night. However, Rick, Niamh and Judith face eviction, they will not be entering the house when one of them is evicted, and they will be evicted through a fire exit door. If the remaining housemates make it through the night then the whole house will win a luxury budget. “Right, in we go” Bronte smirks. Bronte climbs through the hole and enters the house.
“Bronte” Sol gasps. “I beg your pardon, who are you?” Bronte gasps.”Sorry Sol, me, AJ and Hattie entered on Tuesday” Sol says as he shakes Bronte’s hand. “Right” Bronte says. Luna has climbed into the house. “Have you been living in the house whilst we’ve been outside?” Luna grins and Sol nods. “I’ve got drinks for the newbies” AJ smirks as he shakes Will’s hand and helps him climb out the tunnel. “Hi, I’m AJ” AJ smirks. “Hattie, Chloe and Maxine are in the bedroom, they’ll hear us” Sol says. “Hello AJ, I’m Doug” Doug smiles. “Nice to meet you” Hattie beams and shakes hands with Bronte and Luna. Chloe and Maxine emerge from the bedroom. “Judith, Niamh, Rick and Martyn are staying outside until the eviction, we won’t get to say goodbye” Luna sighs. “I don’t wanna say goodbye to any of them” Chloe sneers.

MB.

14-08-2014, 11:02 PM

Very entertaining as always :thumbs:

Nick.

15-08-2014, 07:28 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 21

“So, it’s been 21 days so far, Judith, Niamh and Rick face this week’s vote, we’ve had newbies, drama, arguments and a lot of the great outdoors” Emma Willis smiles as she faces the camera. “But tonight one housemate will go, who goes you decide!” Emma announces. “But first, let’s get back to the house and back to the campmates who remain in the garden for another day” Emma says.
9: 21 AM: Martyn, Rick and Niamh are organising the shopping list. “Right, so we have plenty of money, well get three loaves of bread, a mix of cereal and biscuits, meat, butter, teabags, coffee. We’ve still got plenty left” Martyn says as he reads the blackboard. “Dunno, I feel like annoying the rest, how about we get some of the special prize tokens?” Niamh smirks. “We can’t, we do need food” Martyn says. “Come on Martyn, it’ll be fun” Rick says as he scribbles four prize tokens on the blackboard.

9: 34 AM: AJ, Doug and Will are chatting in the bedroom. “It’s really cosy in the bedroom” AJ says. “It is, but Martyn does snore” Doug smirks. “The campmates have gotten the blackboard, bit annoying” Will sighs. “I’ve seen so of Judith, I can’t wait to see her, it’s a shame it’s taken this long” AJ smirks. “You might not see her at all” Will says. “Are we not gonna see them at all?” AJ gasps. “Well, Martyn will return, but Rick, Niamh or Judith won’t” Will says. “Do you think Judith will go?” Doug asks. “Maybe, I can’t see Rick or Niamh going so Judith could go” Will says. “Yeah, I never realised how hard it would be not to access Twitter, Facebook or even read a bloody newspaper, half the world could have blown up for all we know” Doug smirks. “Nah, they’d tell us surely?” AJ grins. “We don t know a thing, there could be massive hate campaigns against all of us for all we know” Will grins. “Not you Will” Doug says. “Seriously, I never imagined I’d have lasted 20 days without contact with my family at all” Will says.

9: 55 AM: Hattie, Luna and Bronte are chatting in the living room. “Martyn’s okay, Ricks calmed down a bit, Niamh was alright before she followed her ovaries and Judith, is well Judith” Luna says. “Right, so, you’re a journalist?” Hattie smirks. “Yes I am, but I’m not a typical journalist, I write for a community newspaper, it’s nothing controversial” Luna grins. “Would you like something more national?” Hattie asks. “Maybe, the Guardian or the Mirror perhaps” Luna says. “I’ve done plenty of newspaper work” Hattie says. “Are you a journalist too?” Bronte asks. “I’m a glamour model” Hattie smirks. “Is it glamorous, you’re from America?” Luna asks. “Yeah, from Jersey, it’s wonderful, you get treated like a princess, you go walking down catwalks in Vegas, Los Angeles, Hollywood and New York, you ever been to America?” Hattie asks. “Nah” Luna says. “I went on holiday to Santa Monica beach once” Bronte smiles. “So what do you do Bronte?” Hattie asks. “I’m a gardener; I get to sort out people’s gardens, plant new flowers, sort out any mess, clean pavements, I love it, I’m a bit of a girly girl but I don’t mind getting my fingers dirty” Bronte smiles.

11: 34 AM: AJ is discussing the girls of the house with Doug, Sol and Will. “So, Doug, snog, marry, avoid, Chloe, Bronte and Hattie” AJ smirks. “I dunno, why are we doing this?” Doug sighs. “Because, we’ve got sod all to do, what about you Sol? Bronte, Luna and Niamh?” AJ asks. “Snog Bronte, Marry Luna and avoid Niamh” Sol smirks. “Okay Rick, snog, marry, avoid, Judith, Chloe and Maxine” Will smiles. “Em, Snog Chloe, marry Max and avoid Judith” AJ smirks.

14: 43 PM. Martyn, Rick, Niamh and Judith are sitting outside their shelter they made the previous night. “This is a shame, I wanna say goodbye to Will if I go” Rick sighs. “Well you’re not going anywhere, I’m not fussed about saying goodbye” Judith snorts. “Me neither, I’ve got all my friends out here”” Niamh smirks.
The camera cuts straight back to Emma who is standing in a studio, the majority of the crowd have got “Get Judith Out” banners. “So, now were about to save one of the three, Judith, Niamh or Rick.

The camera cuts back to the garden where Martyn, Judith, Niamh and Rick are sitting by a burnt out fireplace. “Campmates, this is Emma, for the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. The crowd cheer and chant “GET JUDITH OUT”. “I can reveal that housemate with the most amount of votes and therefore safe is.....NIAMH” Emma announces. Rick grins and Judith merely smiles. The camera cuts to the main house who are all gathered round the sofas are pleased and are smiling. “Ricks definitely got more votes than Judith” Maxine smirks. “I was expecting the vote to split and therefore anyone who hated Rick and Niamh and enjoyed watching Judith be miserable would vote” Sol smirks.
“Right, Niamh is safe, back to the campmates.” Emma smiles.

16: 34 PM: Rick and Niamh are discussing tonight’s eviction, sadly I think one of us is going” Niamh sighs. “Nah, who’s gonna vote for Judith?” Rick says quietly. “Anyone who hates showmances” Niamh says. “But were not a showmances, we’re just friends” Rick sighs. “I know but the public aren’t gonna think that, they’re probably discussing a major will they won’t they” Niamh sighs.

17: 12 PM: Martyn and Rick are chatting by the pool. “I don’t get now we’re gonna last very long with only nine housemates” Martyn says. “We’ll get some newbies next week, or the week after, anything more than thirty-five days is pushing it” Rick says. “Nah, I think as its back to basics we’ll have to keep the originals, but I can see everyone getting bored as hell” Martyn says. “Yeah, I never thought I’d say this but it will be nice to go home and see everyone” Rick says. “Yeah, do you think the house will be pissed when we tell them we got five prize tokens?” Niamh smirks. “I couldn’t care about them, there’s only six others so it hardly matters, food’s going to be easy in a few weeks with only six or seven of us in total” Rick smirks.

“So, this is it, it’s time to talk to the house” Emma says. The camera cuts to the garden, the campmates are all wearing tatty and dirty clothes, Rick has a white t-shirt and black jeans and Judith has a black blouse with grass stains. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save.” Emma announces. The crowd chant “GET JUDITH OUT”. “JUDITH.......RICK” Emma says. Judith receives boos and Rick receives a few cheers and a few boos. “I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 3rd to be evicted is.......

Nick.

15-08-2014, 07:28 PM

JUDITH” Emma announces.

Niamh hugs Judith and the camera cuts to the house were the housemates are merely smiling and Chloe is smirking. Martyn and Rick exchange goodbyes. “Judith, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house via the door by the trampoline” Emma announces. Niamh gives Judith a final hug and Judith walks out.
“Right, Judith should have been lead the way here by a member of production and here she is” Emma says. Judith walks down the red carpet via the entrance eye. The crowd boo loudly but Judith merely walks. “Judith, commiserations, are you pleased to be out?” Emma asks as she leads Judith to the pod. “Yeah, I wasn’t gonna walk, that’s not me but I’m pleased, none of them gave a **** about me” Judith snorts. “Why do you think that was?” Emma asks. “Dunno, I was a bit bitchy, a bit bossy but I guess people weren’t use to me” Judith sighs. “Are you alright Judith?” Emma asks. “Just tired, I hate camping” Judith sighs. “One person you bonded with was Will, what happened there?” Emma asks. “Dunno, he got more confident, he no longer had to be spoon fed, he was able to approach the cool kids, don’t blame him” Judith snorts. “I’m sorry Judith but we’re out time, you’ve been an interesting housemate and I wish you the best” Emma smiles. “Thank you Emma” Judith sighs.

Emma walks down the carpet. “So Martyn, Rick and Niamh are about to enter the house” Emma smiles.

The camera cuts to the garden. “Martyn, Niamh and Rick, you may enter the house” Big Brother announces. The three quickly scatter through the tunnel and into the house. “Hey everyone” Niamh grins.”Hello Niamh, I’m Hattie” Hattie smiles. “Wait, what?” Niamh gasps. Niamh looks around. “I’m Hattie, I moved in on Tuesday with AJ and Sol” Hattie smiles. “Oh my god, you’ve been here the entire week!” Martyn gasps. “Hello Martyn, I’m AJ” AJ smiles. “Hey” Rick grins.

Nick.

16-08-2014, 10:48 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 22

9: 45 AM: Rick, AJ, Doug, Will, Martyn and Sol are chatting in the living room. “So Sol, how old are you?” Martyn asks. “18” Sol says. “I’m 19, are you going to uni?” Will asks. “No, I’m pretty sure I mucked everything up, but it was results day a few days ago, who knows what I got, I can’t wait to find out” Sol smirks. “Bloody hell, it must be horrid waiting” Doug says. “We’ll I’ve waited for weeks, a few more weeks won’t make a difference” Sol smirks. “So Martyn, what do you do?” AJ asks. “Well I’m a charity fundraiser” Martyn says. “That’s nice” Sol nods.

10: 23 AM: Hattie, Chloe and Niamh are talking in the garden. “Do you think Judith’s alright outside?” Niamh asks. “Yeah, I bet she’s fine” Chloe says. “What was it like, spending the week in the garden?” Hattie asks. “It went rather quickly, you mainly just slept and did sod all, it wasn’t hard but it wasn’t exactly exciting” Niamh says. “So Niamh, have you and Rick had time to discuss everything?” Chloe asks. “Yeah, we’re friends” Niamh says. “Just friends?” Hattie smirks. “Yes” Niamh sighs. “Would you want to be more?” Chloe asks. “Maybe, but I have more important things than Rick, right now I’ve spent a week stuck with him and I’d rather chill the next few days” Niamh smiles.

11: 21 AM: Housemates are about to unpack the shopping. “Finally, I’m starving, haven’t eaten anything decent for ages” Bronte sighs. Martyn, Niamh and Rick hang back as the housemates approach the store room. “Guys” Martyn smirks as he looks at Rick. “Yeah, we got some prize tokens” Rick smirks. “What? What the hell?” Chloe gasps. “Calm down, we only got four” Martyn says. “No we need shopping; we need food, fags and booze” Chloe sneers. “Seriously. Chill, it might be something good” Martyn smirks.

Luna, Doug, Chloe and Hattie are in the store room. “Wait, are they the token prizes?” Doug smirks as he holds up a water pistol to Luna’s face. “Yeah, don’t tell Martyn, Rick and Niamh, we’ll get them later” Luna smirks. “Right, there’s 12 of them, one for each of us” Hattie smirks. “Stash them in the bedroom and fill them up and get them” Doug says.

13: 18 PM: Maxine, Chloe, Bronte and AJ are eating outside. “Nice to Luna to cook, it’s a lot simpler yet more tasty than Judith’s grub” Chloe says. “Yeah” Maxine nods. “You’ve been quiet since we arrived Max” Bronte says. “Yeah I know, I’m a bit tired” Maxine sighs. “When did you get to sleep?” Bronte asks. “Dunno, we were celebrating pretty loud and long last night, possibly one or maybe a bit later” Maxine says.

15: 21 PM: Niamh, Rick and Martyn are chatting by the pool. “Pretty funny with the tokens” Martyn smirks. “Not really, but I forgive you” Luna smirks as she walks to the three with her hand behind her back. “What’ behind your back?” Niamh asks. “Nothing, but yeah, I forgive you, please take this a token of my forgiveness” Luna smirks. Luna aims the water pistol at Rick’s head which splashes him. “Eh, you messed up my hair, how d’you get that?” Rick gasps. Doug, Will and Hattie run into the garden and fire the pistols at Martyn and Niamh. “Oh my god, give me that” Niamh smirks as he snatches the pistol from Hattie and soaks Luna. “Ah” Luna screams. Doug has turned around to look at Chloe, Maxine, Bronte and AJ and Rick sneaks up and takes the pistol. “Eh, give it” Doug smirks but Rick soaks Doug.

“I’m getting a cup from the kitchen” Hattie smirks. Luna ducks to avoid aim from Rick whilst Hattie lobs a cup of water at Martyn. “Eh, where’s the rest?” Sol smirks. “Under Doug’s duvet” Chloe whispers. Suddenly Will pulls down he back of Rick’s t-shirt and pours a cup of ice down his shirt. “Oh my god” Rick smirks as he squirts Will and takes off his shirt to shake off the ice cubes.
15: 26 PM: Chloe and Bronte are on the trampoline armed with water pistols. The rest of the housemates are squirting and splashing each other by the pool. “Girls, join in” Sol smirks as he raises his pistol and squirts Bronte. Chloe runs off to join in the fight but Bronte and Sol engage in a squirt off and are ducking and diving to avoid the water. “Ah” Bronte smirks. “Gotcha” Sol smirks and runs off, Bronte follows him.

15: 45 PM: Hattie and a shirtless Rick have taken cover under the trampoline. “This is mental” Rick smirks. “Yeah” Hattie smirks. “Where’s your pistol?” Hattie asks. “Dropped it in the pool” Rick grins. “So Rick, what d’you do if you shirtless, soaking wet and under a trampoline with a glamour model?” Hattie asks. “I dunno” Rick says. “Well think Rick, I’m not gonna hold back I’m just gonna say it, I think you’re great, you’re nice, you’re funny and cool” Hattie smirks. “So are you” Rick smirks. Hattie leans into kiss Rick but is stopped as Luna, Bronte and Will approach with water pistols.

19: 12 PM: Luna is talking to Will in the laundry room. “Has someone fed the chickens?” Luna asks. “Did it this morning” Will says. “Great, haven’t had a chance to do laundry for days, got Doug’s and Bronte’s as well to do” Luna smirks. “Luna” Will says. “Yes?” Luna asks. “When Hattie and Rick were under the trampoline I saw Hattie lean in to kiss Rick but we interrupted them” Will sighs. “Crap, we can’t do anything, otherwise Rick will get pissed” Luna says. “But Niamh will get pissed because we didn’t tell her” Will says. “Screw Niamh, we can’t do anything” Luna says. “Right” Will says. “Did Rick do anything?” Luna asks. “No, Hattie leaned in but backed off as we rushed in” Will sighs. “Well I don’t think we should say a thing, not even to Doug or Bronte” Luna sighs.

Cal.

16-08-2014, 10:50 PM

Don't believe Judith is absolutely gone! :o

Nick.

17-08-2014, 09:06 PM

The housemates have had a quiet Sunday to no episode today.

MB.

17-08-2014, 09:17 PM

Poor evil Judith :(

Nick.

17-08-2014, 09:44 PM

By the way, you'll be able to vote this week as it's a double!

Nick.

18-08-2014, 03:16 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 24
9: 36 AM: Doug, Luna, Bronte and Will are chatting on the trampoline. “Are the new guys gonna be immune from nominations?” Doug asks. “Dunno, they might be exempt” Will says. “What does that mean?” Bronte asks. “Well they won’t be able to nominate but can’t be nominated ever, it what happens to all the newbies” Will says. “Yeah but they’ve been here nearly a week” Luna says. “But they barely know us” Will says.
9: 53 AM: Hattie and Rick are chatting in the laundry room. “Rick, we need to chat about yesterday, you’ve been avoiding me, just say something” Hattie sighs. “Well, I dunno, you came onto me” Rick sighs. “And you would have kissed back, don’t deny it” Hattie smirks. “Seriously, don’t tell Niamh or anyone” Rick says. “So would you have kissed back if we weren’t interrupted?” Hattie asks. “Probably, it was pretty subtle but I don’t want any confusion” Rick says. “Don’t deny it Rick, I’ve seen the way you look at me and it’s totally blatant you fancy me and not Niamh” Hattie smirks. “Shut up, nothing is gonna happen” Rick whispers and walks off.
10: 45 AM: Rick is in the bath and it chatting to Will who’s brushing his teeth. “Will, you know the water fight, well did you see anything scandalous at all?” Rick asks. “What do you mean?” Will sighs. “I dunno, like something that might cause drama” Rick says. “Is this involving you?” Will asks. “Yeah, did you see me do anything scandalous?” Rick asks. “Yeah” Will says. “You saw Hattie kiss me?” Rick gasps. “Yes” Will says and walks off.
12: 41 PM: Luna and Bronte are cooking lunch. “Should we just make some salad and vegetable pasta?” Bronte says. “Yeah, we’ve got quite a bit of pasta, you boil that and I’ll start on the vegetables” Luna smiles. “I don’t wanna sound bitchy but Hattie seems fake, like she’s too happy, too calm and too friendly” Bronte says. “Give her a few more days and she’ll settle down” Luna smirks. “Yeah but she’s an American glamour model, seriously, it’s not because she’s American and a model but why would Big Brother send in someone like that, there must be something about her” Bronte says. “There might be something” Luna says. “Do you know something?” Bronte asks. “No, I’d have told you” Luna smirks. “Really?” Bronte says. “Yeah, can you pass me the cucumber?” Luna asks.
13: 00. Its nominations time and Luna is the first to nominate. “So my first nomination is Rick, just out of all the housemates he’s the hardest to live with and the fact that he’s cosying up with Hattie is disgusting and makes him look really chauvinistic” Luna says. “My next nomination is Niamh as in the recent weeks we’ve seen more and more of her that we haven’t seen before and it makes me feel like she’s acting fake” Luna sighs.
Rick is next to nominate. “So my first nomination is for Martyn, we aren’t getting on. We’re not having fun and joking about together since Alex left and it’s gotten us into a rivalry which is disturbing and irritating. Next is Maxine, We’ve really not bonded much, ever since the house agreed to get on she’s only really hanged about with Luna, Bronte, Doug and sometimes Will.
13: 27 PM: The housemates have gathered in the living room for lunch. “It looks very nutritious, thanks guys” Hattie smiles. “Yeah, so, am I washing up?” Sol asks. “Yeah, you and AJ” Luna says. “Will, I need to see you in the kitchen” Rick says and walks to the kitchen with Will following.
Bronte is next to nominate. “My first nomination is for Rick. Rick is rather shady, I really don’t trust him and I’d rather he goes and I don’t particular wish to live with him. My second nomination is for Martyn, if I were to rank the housemates Martyn would be last on my list of housemates I get on the most, he doesn’t contribute much to the house either now that Alex has gone and he’d probably be happier outside” Bronte says.
Maxine is the 4th housemate to nominate. “Me first nomination is Niamh, Niamh comes across as rather manipulative and her good girl mask is slipping and I can’t wait to see the prissy girl’s reaction” Maxine smirks. “My next nomination is Rick, Rick is arrogant and moody and hasn’t seemed to have changed much, he’s quite frankly not very pleased to be in the house” Maxine says.
Currently Rick has three nominations, Niamh has two, Martyn has two and Maxine has one.
Will is up next. “Hello Big Brother, Firstly I am nominating Rick because he’s just causing lots of random drama in the house. Currently he’s thinking with his penis and not his brain and it’s going to lead to disastrous consequences which we’ll have to hear him whine and moan about” Will sighs. “My next nomination is Martyn, I really don’t know why Martyn is here, he’s certainly not enjoying the experience since Alex was evicted” Will says.
Doug is 6th to nominate. “My first nomination is Martyn, Martyn’s rather quiet at the moment and is ungrateful for his Big Brother experience, we’ve hardly spoken to each other and we’re both very different guys and don’t share many interests” Doug sighs. “My second nomination is Chloe, I think she’s calmed down recently but at the moment I feel like she’s about to erupt, she’s settled down nicely but I don’t know how long for, I think the real Chloe is the one we saw in week one” Doug sighs.
With two housemates left, Rick has four nominations, Martyn has four, Niamh has two, and Chloe and Maxine have one.
Niamh is 7th to nominate. “Hey Big Brother, my first nomination is for Maxine, she’s been making snide remarks about me and Rick for some time, she talks down to me a bit like I’m a little girl and it’s really patronising. My next nomination is for Doug, I can’t help but think that he’s scared to branch away from Luna and Bronte and actually do something of his own accord” Niamh says.
16: 57 PM: Luna, Hattie, Chloe, Bronte, Maxine, Doug and Will are chatting in the kitchen. “I can see it being Niamh versus Rick, I can’t see anyone else being up” Maxine says. “Yeah, Although it depends who Niamh and Rick nominate, I think there could be a shock” Will says. “Who’d go out of Niamh versus Rick?” Doug asks. “Probably Niamh” Chloe says. “I agree with Will, I think there might be a shock” Luna says. “I’m gonna make some tea, anyone want a cup?” Doug asks. “Please” Luna smiles. “And me” Bronte smiles and Will stands up to follow Doug to the kitchen.
Chloe is in the diary room to nominate. “My first nomination is Will, I really think he’s playing a subtle game of acting as the poor little boy but I he’s clever and he’s good at analysing and he’s a threat and I don’t think he’d do well in a vote to save” Chloe sneers. “My next nomination is Niamh because she is acting like the good girl and playing the victim when she created all the drama and increased the divide” Chloe says.
17: 08 PM: Sol, AJ, Martyn and Rick are in the garden. Rick, Martyn and AJ are sunbathing. “It’s turning out to be a nice night” Martyn says. “I guess, cooling down a bit, days are going to be shortening soon” Rick says. “So do you think any of you lot will be up?” Sol asks. “I’ll probably be up” Rick sighs. “Nah, you’ll be alright Rick” Hattie smiles as she walks over. “Doubt it, me and Niamh it’ll be” Rick says. “Maybe but there’ll be loads of people alongside you” Hattie says. “I’m just glad I’m not nominating, safe for another week” AJ smirks. “Same” Sol sighs.
Martyn is the final housemate to nominate. “My first nomination is Rick, he’s arrogant, rather lazy and moody and he’s not pleasant to be with, we are in a kind of grudge at the moment hence why I am nominating him. Next nomination is Niamh, her and Rick are the centre of gossip and bitching and with her out maybe we could get some happiness and fun back into the house” Martyn says.

19: 00 PM: Housemates have gathered in the living room to hear the results of the nominations. “Housemates, earlier today you nominated, I can reveal that the housemates up this week are, with four nominations, Niamh.....and Martyn and with five nominations, Rick” Big Brother announces. “Oh my god Martyn” Chloe gasps. “Housemates, this week is a double eviction” Big Brother announces. “Oh my god, no, there wouldn’t be a double with only three housemates” Maxine says. “Yeah” Sol nods. “I knew there was something fishy about us newbies immune, I bet the public are voting for us to stay” Hattie gasps. “I bet, I can’ believe Martyn’s up, like Niamh and Rick I can understand but Martyn” AJ says. Niamh walks off into the bathroom where she locks the door and rubs her eyes.

MB.

18-08-2014, 03:22 PM

Not here for this possible showmance :tongue:

Nick.

18-08-2014, 04:06 PM

Lines have opened for BB16's first double eviction, Martyn, Niamh and Rick are nominated. PM me with the two housemates you'd like to SAVE.

Nick.

19-08-2014, 05:15 PM

Bump!

Nick.

19-08-2014, 09:34 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 25

10: 01 AM: Niamh and Bronte are talking in the bedroom. “Are you alright?” Bronte asks. “Yeah, bit sick of getting nominated though, I really wanted a week off but it’ll probably be my last now it’s a double” Niamh sighs.”Well I think it could be anyone sadly” Bronte sighs. “I don’t wanna say this because it’ll make me look like a bitch but I think Martyn could go, I think he could then it’s between me and Rick” Niamh sighs.

10: 38 AM: Hattie, AJ and Chloe are chatting in the garden. “I don’t think just them three are up, I’m pretty sure there’s a separate vote for the three newbies and one of us is going, there can’t be a double with only three, no way” Hattie says. “Yeah, but I think Niamh and Rick are out this week, their fans will split the vote” Chloe says. “I think Sol could go if it’s a vote between us three” Hattie says. “I can’t call it between us three” AJ says. “Sol’s done sod all since her got here can’t see him staying long” Chloe smirks.

12:00 PM: Housemates have been called to the living room for their shopping task. AJ is reading out this week’s task. “Housemates, this week’s shopping task you will put on a pantomime, you must now decide which Pantomime to perform out of Aladdin, Snow White and Cinderella” AJ reads. “Cinderella’s easiest” Chloe says and Doug and Luna nod. “Cinderella then?” Will asks and the house murmur their agreement. “Hold on, I’ll read the Cinderella part, you must now decide between yourselves the following roles, Cinderella, Prince Charming, The Ugly Stepsisters, who must be played by males, Stepmother, Dandini, The Fairy Godmother, Buttons, The Narrator, two entertainers who must put on an interval performance and a director” AJ says. “Okay, let’s start with Cinderella” Doug says. “Can I do it?” Chloe asks. “I’d like to be Cinders” Bronte says. “I think Bronte should do it” Luna says. “Yeah” Hattie sighs. “Alright” Chloe sighs. “Who wants to be Prince Charming?” Will asks. “I’ll do it” Rick smirks. “Anyone else? Alright Rick, you’re the Prince” Will says.

12: 23 PM: Housemates have decided their roles and have collected their scripts, the housemates have selected Will as their director. Bronte is Cinderella, Rick is Prince Charming, AJ and Martyn are the Ugly Stepsisters, Chloe is the Stepmother, Luna is Dandini, Maxine is the Fairy Godmother, Doug is Buttons, Solomon is the narrator and Niamh and Hattie are the entertainers.

12: 50 PM: Maxine and Will are by the trampoline. “Seriously, can I change parts, the fairy has one scene, can’t I be the stepsister?” Maxine asks. “You can swap with Chloe” Will sighs. “Yeah but Chloe’s not gonna switch” Maxine says. “We choose Bronte as Cinderella and Chloe wanted to be it so we gave her the stepmother, you can always extend your part” Will says. “I don’t wanna be a bloody fairy” Maxine snorts and walks off.

14: 17 PM: Martyn and AJ are rehearsing their lines. “Do we have to dress up in drag?” Martyn asks. “Yeah, I think it’ll suit you” AJ smirks. “I’m not, seriously, I can’t wear the drag clothes, I’ll look hideous” Martyn says. “Come on just do it, you haven’t even seen it yet” AJ smirks. “Seriously AJ, don’t laugh, I’m gonna look like a complete knob” Martyn says loudly. “And, we’re in Big Brother, none of us are going to leave and look good with our dignity, just do it for the task” AJ says.
Martyn is ranting in the diary room. “I am not going to wear makeup and drag, seriously, I will not do it, and I can’t. I just won’t, I will refuse, make up is girls and I’m just not gonna wear it, it’ll damage my dignity and that’s something I care about” Martyn says. “Martyn, why did you choose the role of an ugly stepsister?” Big Brother asks. “No one else would choose all the other roles were taken, please Big Brother, I’m not gonna wear so” Martyn says.

15: 54 PM: AJ is talking to Luna, Bronte and Rick in the kitchen. “Martyn’s not going to dress up, he takes himself too seriously, he has dignity or something” AJ smirks. “He’s gonna cost us the task, is it definite?” Rick asks. “Probably, we might just have to pin him down and force the clothes and stuff on him, like, seriously, can he just take the rod out of his arse and loosen up” AJ smirks. “Yeah, he is rather wooden” Luna says. “I’d be pleased to see him go” Bronte admits. “Is Maxine still pissed about being godmother?” Luna asks. “Yeah, she wouldn’t stop banging on about it, I think she’s gonna add her own song and dance” Bronte smirks. “This task should be fun but it’s really not, people are taking themselves too seriously” AJ says. “Did Martyn actually expect himself to keep his dignity throughout the entire show?” Rick smirks. “I think this place is getting to him” Luna says.

17: 12 PM: Niamh is in the bathroom. Niamh sobs as she stands by the mirror and sighs.

17: 13 PM: Hattie, Sol, Luna and Doug are talking in the living room. “Is Niamh alright? She’s been very quiet” Hattie says. “I think she’s just pissed about being nominated, she doesn’t want to go, but then again none of us do” Luna says. “Yeah, someone has to go, well this week two people have to go” Sol sighs.

18: 56 PM: Luna and Martyn are chatting by the pool while the rest of the housemates by the loungers. “Are you okay Martyn?” Luna asks. “Alright, just tired” Martyn says. “Do you miss Alex?” Luna asks. “Yeah, I’m really just tired, It feels weird not having spoken to my friends for nearly a month” Martyn says. “Do you think you’d be better off at home?” Luna asks. “No, not at all” Martyn says. “I dunno, you seem kind of miserable and down in the dumps” Luna says. “Well luckily you don’t have any right on what I can and can’t do, don’t act like you know what’s best for me” Martyn sneers and walks off.

Nick.

20-08-2014, 10:47 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 25

10: 01 AM: Niamh and Bronte are talking in the bedroom. “Are you alright?” Bronte asks. “Yeah, bit sick of getting nominated though, I really wanted a week off but it’ll probably be my last now it’s a double” Niamh sighs.”Well I think it could be anyone sadly” Bronte sighs. “I don’t wanna say this because it’ll make me look like a bitch but I think Martyn could go, I think he could then it’s between me and Rick” Niamh sighs.

10: 38 AM: Hattie, AJ and Chloe are chatting in the garden. “I don’t think just them three are up, I’m pretty sure there’s a separate vote for the three newbies and one of us is going, there can’t be a double with only three, no way” Hattie says. “Yeah, but I think Niamh and Rick are out this week, their fans will split the vote” Chloe says. “I think Sol could go if it’s a vote between us three” Hattie says. “I can’t call it between us three” AJ says. “Sol’s done sod all since her got here can’t see him staying long” Chloe smirks.

12:00 PM: Housemates have been called to the living room for their shopping task. AJ is reading out this week’s task. “Housemates, this week’s shopping task you will put on a pantomime, you must now decide which Pantomime to perform out of Aladdin, Snow White and Cinderella” AJ reads. “Cinderella’s easiest” Chloe says and Doug and Luna nod. “Cinderella then?” Will asks and the house murmur their agreement. “Hold on, I’ll read the Cinderella part, you must now decide between yourselves the following roles, Cinderella, Prince Charming, The Ugly Stepsisters, who must be played by males, Stepmother, Dandini, The Fairy Godmother, Buttons, The Narrator, two entertainers who must put on an interval performance and a director” AJ says. “Okay, let’s start with Cinderella” Doug says. “Can I do it?” Chloe asks. “I’d like to be Cinders” Bronte says. “I think Bronte should do it” Luna says. “Yeah” Hattie sighs. “Alright” Chloe sighs. “Who wants to be Prince Charming?” Will asks. “I’ll do it” Rick smirks. “Anyone else? Alright Rick, you’re the Prince” Will says.

12: 23 PM: Housemates have decided their roles and have collected their scripts, the housemates have selected Will as their director. Bronte is Cinderella, Rick is Prince Charming, AJ and Martyn are the Ugly Stepsisters, Chloe is the Stepmother, Luna is Dandini, Maxine is the Fairy Godmother, Doug is Buttons, Solomon is the narrator and Niamh and Hattie are the entertainers.
12: 50 PM: Maxine and Will are by the trampoline. “Seriously, can I change parts, the fairy has one scene, can’t I be the stepsister?” Maxine asks. “You can swap with Chloe” Will sighs. “Yeah but Chloe’s not gonna switch” Maxine says. “We choose Bronte as Cinderella and Chloe wanted to be it so we gave her the stepmother, you can always extend your part” Will says. “I don’t wanna be a bloody fairy” Maxine snorts and walks off.

14: 17 PM: Martyn and AJ are rehearsing their lines. “Do we have to dress up in drag?” Martyn asks. “Yeah, I think it’ll suit you” AJ smirks. “I’m not, seriously, I can’t wear the drag clothes, I’ll look hideous” Martyn says. “Come on just do it, you haven’t even seen it yet” AJ smirks. “Seriously AJ, don’t laugh, I’m gonna look like a complete knob” Martyn says loudly. “And, we’re in Big Brother, none of us are going to leave and look good with our dignity, just do it for the task” AJ says.

Martyn is ranting in the diary room. “I am not going to wear makeup and drag, seriously, I will not do it, and I can’t. I just won’t, I will refuse, make up is girls and I’m just not gonna wear it, it’ll damage my dignity and that’s something I care about” Martyn says. “Martyn, why did you choose the role of an ugly stepsister?” Big Brother asks. “No one else would choose all the other roles were taken, please Big Brother, I’m not gonna wear so” Martyn says.

15: 54 PM: AJ is talking to Luna, Bronte and Rick in the kitchen. “Martyn’s not going to dress up, he takes himself too seriously, he has dignity or something” AJ smirks. “He’s gonna cost us the task, is it definite?” Rick asks. “Probably, we might just have to pin him down and force the clothes and stuff on him, like, seriously, can he just take the rod out of his arse and loosen up” AJ smirks. “Yeah, he is rather wooden” Luna says. “I’d be pleased to see him go” Bronte admits. “Is Maxine still pissed about being godmother?” Luna asks. “Yeah, she wouldn’t stop banging on about it, I think she’s gonna add her own song and dance” Bronte smirks. “This task should be fun but it’s really not, people are taking themselves too seriously” AJ says. “Did Martyn actually expect himself to keep his dignity throughout the entire show?” Rick smirks. “I think this place is getting to him” Luna says.

17: 12 PM: Niamh is in the bathroom. Niamh sobs as she stands by the mirror and sighs.

17: 13 PM: Hattie, Sol, Luna and Doug are talking in the living room. “Is Niamh alright? She’s been very quiet” Hattie says. “I think she’s just pissed about being nominated, she doesn’t want to go, but then again none of us do” Luna says. “Yeah, someone has to go, well this week two people have to go” Sol sighs.

18: 56 PM: Luna and Martyn are chatting by the pool while the rest of the housemates by the loungers. “Are you okay Martyn?” Luna asks. “Alright, just tired” Martyn says. “Do you miss Alex?” Luna asks. “Yeah, I’m really just tired, It feels weird not having spoken to my friends for nearly a month” Martyn says. “Do you think you’d be better off at home?” Luna asks. “No, not at all” Martyn says. “I dunno, you seem kind of miserable and down in the dumps” Luna says. “Well luckily you don’t have any right on what I can and can’t do, don’t act like you know what’s best for me” Martyn sneers and walks off.

MB.

21-08-2014, 12:28 AM

Another great show :thumbs:

Nick.

21-08-2014, 10:29 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 27

10: 25 AM: Housemates are wide-awake and are nervously waiting to perform their pantomime for this week’s shopping task.
“Ladies and Gentleman and special guest Big Brother, please show your appreciation for our own production of Cinderella” Solomon says as he steps onto the stage. He walks to the left hand side and opens a large book. “Our story starts in a large house” Sol says.

Bronte appears on stage with a mop. AJ walks into the stage in drag. “Cinders, make sure to wash my toes, Get here Martine” AJ smirks. “Get here Martine” AJ shouts. “Hello Cinderella, pass me a glass of wine” Martyn sighs. “Cheer up Martine” AJ smirks. “Alright then, Agrippa” Martyn sneers. “I’m exhausted, give me a rest” Bronte sighs dramatically. “You don’t deserve a rest you stupid girl, now, chop, chop. Me and my girls are attending a soiree tonight, I need you to wash our dresses, follow me quickly ” Chloe sneers and the four walks off as Luna and Rick walk on as Dandini and Prince Charming.

“Oh what’s the matter Prince?” Luna asks. “I’m er, just so lonely” Rick says. “Well I Dandini have a plan, we shall host a ball and invite every women in the town and find you a Princess” Luna smiles. “Oh Dandini, what would I do without you” Rick smirks.

“Cinders, is everything okay?” Doug asks as he walks on to approach Bronte. “I’m just tired of my stepsisters bossing me about” Bronte sighs. “Well I won’t let them push you about no more” Doug says. “Aw, thank you Buttons, I just want to get whisked away by a nice, handsome prince” Bronte beams and walks off followed by Doug.

10: 41 AM: The pantomime is still going steady. “Hello, Hello” Maxine smiles as she waltz onto the stage. “Hello, who are you?” Bronte asks. “I am your fairy godmother, Cinderella, you shall go to the ball” Maxine announces. “But I have nothing to wear?” Bronte beams. “No need to worry, bibbety bobbity boo” Maxine says as she waves her wand. Bronte slips out of a long and ragged brown dress and reveals a sparkly silver ball gown. “It’s beautiful” Bronte beams. “Cinderella be careful, the spell will wear off as the clock strikes Midnight” Maxine mutters. “Thank god it’s over” Maxine mutters as she walks off and is followed by Bronte.

“Well this is a spiffing ball” Luna says as she walks onto the stage. “I agree” Doug smiles. “Now, let’s have some entertainment” Rick says. Hattie walks onto the stage dressed in a bright pink dress, Niamh slowly walks on wearing a silver dress.

“Timber” plays.

“Niamh, why aren’t you dancing?” Hattie mutters. “Oh just dance by yourself, you like dancing, go and give Buttons a lap dance, that’s what you like, isn’t it you filthy *****” Niamh yells. “That’s rich, you’ve been leering over Rick, what gives you the right to call me a *****” Hattie sneers. “Well you went and made a move on Rick the first opportunity you got” Niamh sneers, “There’s nothing wrong with that, Rick made it clear you and him weren’t gonna happen, he was single and he was up for it” Hattie sneers. “Did you not think about what would happen to the house?” Niamh yells. “Who gives a sh*t? Seriously, grow up Niamh, its time you did” Hattie sneers. “You are a cheap and dirty sl*t” Niamh scoffs. “Well it’s better than a stuck up cow” Hattie shouts. “Girls, can we both agree that you’re both sl*ts and move on with the show?” Sol sighs. “No, everyone should know that Hattie is a dirt tosser, it’s like the second Rick denied me you went and tried your turn” Niamh sneers. “Do you ever wonder why Rick denied you? Because you sat on your good girl arse and sipped orange juice” Hattie says. “B*tch, seriously, just screw this performance, who gives a sh*t about basic rations, I’m not gonna be around to eat them” Niamh says and walks off.

3: 42 PM: The house are discussing Niamh’s outburst whilst Hattie remains alone in the bedroom. The rest of the house are in the living room. “Rick, what exactly happened?” Maxine asks as she smokes a cigarette. “Hattie came onto me during the water fight, dunno how anyone else knew” Rick says. “Will saw you, he confided in me, you weren’t supposed to tell anyone Will” Luna says sharply. “I must have said something in my sleep” Will sighs. “Well Niamh’s gonna be pissed a bit longer, I hope she survives, she survives as she doesn’t deserve to leave all miserable and worked up” Luna sighs. “But it’s anyone’s game, two people are gonna go and they’re all going to be big losses” Doug says. “Yeah, I’m gonna grab the last of the wine, we’re gonna need it once we hear our task results” Maxine smirks. “You got anymore cigarettes Max?” Chloe asks. “Nah, smoked it just now” Maxine says and Chloe groans.

“This house is really getting to me, people are really starting to crack” AJ says as he follows Maxine into the kitchen. “Yeah, at least things are gonna change tomorrow, two of the drama queens are gonna leave, ideal result to be honest, god it feels like ages since week one when I faced eviction, never expected to survive four weeks” Maxine beams.

5: 00 PM: All the housemates have been gathered to the sofas. “Just realised, my little sister’s going to get her GCSE results today, it’s the twenty first isn’t it?” Will says. “I have no idea what the date is” Luna smirks. “Housemates, throughout the week you have attempted to put on a pantomime to earn a luxury shopping budget” Big Brother announces. “I love how they say attempted” Chloe smirks. “Despite a few script hiccups and a few staging errors you did well, however the script went off track and a major disruption caused by Niamh and Hattie caused you to fail this week’s shopping task. As a result you will all live on basic rations for the week” Big Brother says. “Crap” Chloe sighs. “Thanks guys” Maxine mutters.

MB.

21-08-2014, 10:41 PM

Big Brother Panto teas

JoshBB

21-08-2014, 10:46 PM

I like the way the task planned out, well written :D

Nick.

22-08-2014, 12:23 AM

Thanks guys. :)

Nick.

22-08-2014, 09:16 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 28

“So, three have already left, it’s time for either Rick, Niamh or Martyn to go, two evictions, one survivor, who goes, you decide” Emma smiles as she walks down a large crowd. Some are carrying “Will to win” or “Get Niamh out” banners.

9: 50 AM: Housemates were informed last night that they had failed the shopping task. Sol, Luna, Doug, AJ and Maxine are composing this week’s shopping list on the blackboard. “I think we’re done” Maxine beams. “Right, let’s go into he garden, it’s quite a nice day” Doug smiles.

9: 52 AM: Maxine has crept into the living room. She wipes off coffee on the blackboard and changes it to four more packets of cigarettes.

9: 56 AM: Doug has crept back into the living room and he changes a packet of custard creams to bourbons.

10: 02 AM: Finally Sol creeps into the living room; he rubs the entire board and writes on four boxes of coco pops and twenty five bottles of milk.

11: 56 AM: “Housemates, you may come to the store room to collect your shopping” Big Brother says.

Luna, Chloe and Maxine run to the store room. “What the hell” Chloe gasps. “Right, who change the entire thing to coco pops and milk?” Maxine yells as she walks into the living room. AJ burst out laughing.”Was it you AJ?” Chloe asks. “No” AJ says. “Who change the bloody thing?” Chloe asks. The remaining housemates look around at each other. “Bloody lot of you are idiots” Chloe mutters as she carries a jug of milk to the fridge.

“Right, I think it’s time we made our first visit of the night” Emma smiles. The camera cuts to the house. Rick is sitting alongside Martyn, AJ and Sol. Niamh is accompanied by Maxine, Bronte and Luna. Chloe, Doug and Will are sitting on the green sofa and Hattie is alone on the blue sofa. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. The crowd are chanting “GET HATTIE OUT”. “Martyn.....Niamh......Rick. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 4th to be evicted is.....

Nick.

22-08-2014, 09:17 PM

MARTYN“ Emma says.

Martyn leaps up from his chair as Chloe hugs him, Martyn exchanges goodbyes with Rick, AJ and Sol. “Bye guys, love you lots” Martyn smiles as he quickly walks to the door. “Bye Martyn” Bronte sighs. “See ya” Martyn says loudly.

The doors open up and Martyn takes a few steps into the studio. The crowd cheer and applaud as Emma leads Martyn to the pod to chat. “Hello Martyn, that was a nice reaction, are you upset to be out?” Emma asks. “Kind of, but I eventually accepted it and I realised that I wasn’t gonna last much longer” Martyn sighs. “So you entered last on launch as a feisty and ballsy guy, you settled down, you formed a bond with Chloe, Maxine and a strong bond with Alex. What happened to your feisty side?” Emma asks. “I dunno, eventually I realised that I wasn’t as feisty or strong as I felt, that’s why I got moody, I was in Big Brother to discover who I was and I learnt that there were people stronger, more determined and feistier than me” Martyn says. “You did however show a bit of feistiness after you and Luna had a tiff this week” Emma says. “Yeah, I don’t know what that was about to be honest. She just ripped into me, it was very off putting, like, no one wants to be up and I accepted that and in some ways it was Luna who made me realise that” Martyn says.

“A couple of housemates nominated you because they believed that you weren’t enjoying yourself, is that true?” Emma asks. “Well I lost Alex in week two and then I was stuck outside for a week with Judith, Niamh and Rick who weren’t exactly beams of golden sunshine, a lot of people were focused on the new housemates” Martyn says. “Well Martyn, you’ve been a lovely housemates but now it’s time to get another out” Emma smiles. “Is it actually between Rick and Niamh?” Martyn asks. “Indeed” Emma smirks as she walks out of the pod and down the carpet and he camera cuts to the house.
Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says and the crowd continue to chant get Hattie out. Hattie tries to ignore the chants as Niamh hides a smirk. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past __ hours the great British public have been voting to save. “Rick and Niamh” Emma says. “You’re both safe, either that or it’s a fake” Hattie says. “I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 5th to be evicted is.....

Nick.

22-08-2014, 09:18 PM

RICK” Emma announces.

“Well, bye then” Rick smirks. “Oh god, I’m gonna cry, like this is the saddest eviction yet” Hattie sighs as Rick hugs her. “Bye Rick, gonna miss ya loads” Niamh says sadly. “I’ll see you all in a few weeks, don’t you worry” Rick smiles. Doug and AJ exchange goodbyes and Rick walks to the doors which open up.
Rick walks out into the crowd who are cheering. “Rick, welcome, come and sit down” Emma smiles as the pair walk to the pod. “So Rick, you were one of the most controversial housemates this series, you unintentionally caused a share of drama” Emma smiles. “I never intended to cause drama, I entered Big Brother for the experience, I never intended to get tangled in a bloody love triangle” Rick smirks.

“I think everyone is dying to know, what are your thoughts on Niamh?” Emma asks. “Niamh is nice, we’re better off as friends though” Rick says. “And what about Hattie?” Emma asks. “Honestly, if I wasn’t in the house with all the camera and people I’d probably snog back and see where things lead but it wouldn’t be anything serious or long-term, just a bit of fun” Rick says. “What about your other housemates? Do you think any of them were responsible?” Emma asks. “Luna definitely, she was in charge of all the plotting. Alex as well, he had some weird crappy plan as well” Rick says. “Have you enjoyed your Big Brother experience?” Emma asks. “I have done a lot, I’ve learnt a bit like how I should never jump to conclusions and I’ve met people I would never have met in real life” Rick smiles. “Well thank you Rick for joining us, I can also reveal that Solomon put the coco pops and milk on the shopping list” Emma smirks.

The camera cuts to the house. “I bet Martyn and Rick are in a secret house, I bet, no way has Rick gone” Chloe says. “Surely the public would have rather seen Niamh and Rick in a secret house though?” Doug says. “This is the biggest eviction so far, like Joel and Alex didn’t make much impact, Judith was a cow but we all liked Rick” Maxine sighs.

Cal.

22-08-2014, 10:17 PM

OMG at this eviction order:clap1:

Loving the shopping task!

MB.

22-08-2014, 10:23 PM

Two (probable) male bores going :clap1:

Nick.

23-08-2014, 12:23 AM

Thanks all. :)

Daniel-X

23-08-2014, 05:07 PM

MB.

23-08-2014, 05:22 PM

It's very good :laugh:

Nick.

23-08-2014, 09:14 PM

Just read the last episode you posted I can't quite say who I like or don't like yet because I've only read one episode :p However I really like the concept and think it's well thought out :)

Would you suggest reading the whole thing from the start?

It's not entirely necessary but a few Sunday episodes and the Thursday one from last week could be worth a read, Monday episodes are always noms so their not always necessary to read back on. :)

Nick.

23-08-2014, 09:15 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 29

9: 41 AM: The house are still reeling over last night’s eviction. “Really doesn’t feel like Rick’s gone, he’s faced eviction loads of times but he never left but now he’s actually out of the house” Chloe says. “Yeah, but Niamh was more popular, she had a lot more cheers” Maxine says. “I can’t wait for nominations, it’ll be great now we can nominate the newbies because none of us should go before them. Hattie is screwed this week” Chloe smirks. “Yeah, all the newbies are” Maxine says. “Bloody coco pops” Bronte sighs as she walks into the kitchen. “I know, which knob head wasted the entire money on coco pops and milk” Chloe groans. “Big Brother probably won’t even give us basic rations because we have plenty of food” Bronte sighs.

Chloe is up in the diary room. “Big Brother, can we like swap food? Because some knob head wasted all the money on coco pops and milk which is pathetic and idiotic and it’s not our fault. I have nothing to eat, I don’t like coco pops so I will starve and die unless you give me food. Seriously, I will do it, I DON’T WANT BLOODY COCO POPS” Chloe screams. “Chloe, Big Brother has listened to your request” Big Brother says. “And what?” Chloe sighs. “Chloe, Big Brother will call you back later” Big Brother says and Chloe groans.

10: 04 AM: Luna, Doug and Niamh are chatting by the pool. “Ricks out, definitely going to bed a lot less drama” Luna smiles. “I wonder what he’s doing” Niamh says. “Nothing bad I bet, If we can get Hattie out then it’ll be great, we can finally nominate her, wonder what took so long” Doug says quietly. “What do you do when you nominate? Do you just go to the diary room and say your nominations” AJ asks as he swims up to the three ad puts his arms on the poolside. “Yeah, they may ask you to elaborate” Doug says. “Bloody, bloody coco pops” Chloe groans as she walks into the garden with an open box in her hand. “This is what I think of the coco pops” Chloe sighs as she tips the box over AJ’s head and into the pool. “Chloe, there in my hair” AJ smirks. Chloe storms back into the kitchen and tips a few boxes over, she finds a kitchen knife and begins to stab the centre of the boxes, she kicks a box into the living room and throws another box into the garden which showers AJ, Luna, Doug and Niamh. “Chloe, have you gone mad?” Luna laughs.
Chloe has been called back to the diary room. “Chloe, Big Brother would like to give you a secret mission” Big Brother says. “Bring it on” Chloe smirks. “Chloe, there are thirty seven boxes of coco pops left, and there are nine other housemates, you must pour a box of coco pops on each housemate, for each housemate you pour a box of coco pops on you will win an edible prize, however if any of the housemates realise you’re on a secret mission then you will fail task and will continue to live off coco pops” Big Brother says. “Right, let’s do it” Chloe smirks.

“Alright Sol” Chloe smiles as she approaches Solomon and Hattie who are sitting by the sofa. “Yeah, you?” Sol asks. “Good, enjoy this coco pops shower” Chloe smirks as she showers Solomon in coco pops. Chloe runs to Hattie and does the same. Chloe carries four boxes into the garden. “COCO POP SHOWER” Chloe yells as she drops boxes onto Luna, Doug, AJ and Niamh. Chloe runs back into the kitchen. “Yo Will” Chloe smirks as she approaches Will who is eating a bowl of coco pops. “Have some coco pops with those coco pops” Chloe smirks and showers him in coco pops. “Don’t you dare coco pop shower me” Maxine warns. Chloe rips open a box and flings the contents at Maxine. Maxine grabs a handful of coco pops and throws them at Chloe. “It’s gone up my nose” Chloe smirks.

12: 45 PM: Hattie and Sol are chatting by the sofas. “You’re really annoyed Rick went and Niamh stayed, aren’t you?” Sol smirks. “Yeah, now we’ll never know what would have happened” Hattie says. “That can only be a good thing” Sol smirks. “I can’t wait to nominate this week, I’m way more excited than I should be” Hattie smiles. “Have you been thinking about it alot?” Sol asks. “Yeah, well a night when I’m in bed, I just look around at everyone” Hattie says. “It feels odd now there’s two beds empty, and one bed is going to empty each week” Sol says. “I won’t be around to see it though, I feel like such a bitch now” Hattie sighs.

14: 18 PM: Chloe emerges from the diary room with a handful of food items. “Max come here” Chloe yells. “What’s all that?” Hattie asks as she looks around. “I won it” Chloe smirks. “How come?” Maxine asks. “Secret mission to pour coco pops on all of you, look we’ve got booze” Chloe smirks. “Great, well done Chloe” Maxine smiles.

15: 30 PM: Niamh and Will are chatting in the bedroom. “You seem really upset at Rick going” Will says. “Yeah, it just doesn’t feel right, when I heard it was a double I imagined us going together and not Martyn going” Niamh admits. “And now you’re stuck with Hattie” Will smirks. “Exactly” Niamh sighs. “I’m sure Rick’s happy and well outside, we’ll see him soon” Will says softly. “Yeah, I already miss him” Niamh says. “He’s got, but we won’t forget him. God, we’re talking like he’s dead, he’s been evicted, it’s not the end of the world, Chloe won some booze, let’s get a drink, seriously being evicted is not the end of the world” Will says. “Thanks Will, you’re like my new best friend in the house” Niamh smirks.

Nick.

24-08-2014, 10:53 PM

It's been another quiet Sunday in the house with Sunday roasts and happy clappy chatting. That's all you need to know. :wink:

Benjamin

24-08-2014, 10:55 PM

Hattie ftw

Nick.

25-08-2014, 04:21 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 31
It’s Monday morning and AJ is the first housemate to be called to the diary room to nominate. “Hello Big Brother, this is exciting, so, my first nomination is Niamh, we’ve pretty much not spoken since I arrived in the house but ultimately she’s has been acting fake and, well you don’t wanna live with someone like that. My next nomination is Sol because I don’t trust him, I think he’s a lot more clever than he’s letting on. I also find it hard to have any serious conversation with Sol” AJ says.
Bronte is next to nominate. “Hey Big Brother, my first nomination is for Hattie. I’m finding Hattie to be very rude, nasty and spiteful at the moment and her care and consideration towards Niamh has been appalling, I don’t enjoy living with her. Next nomination is Sol, out of all the newbies and older housemates Solomon is the housemate I’ve spoken to or connected with the least” Bronte explains.
10: 32 AM: Chloe and AJ are chatting in the garden. “Do you think you’re in danger today?” AJ asks. “Could be, I was surprised Martyn was up so I could, I haven’t done too much to annoy anyone recently though, but I don’t wanna sound too cocky, you?” Chloe says. “More likely than you to be up, but its three nominations and you’re up so I dunno if I’ll get three, I could get two or one” AJ says. “You’ll be safe, at least for this week” Chloe smirks.
Chloe is next to nominate. “So my first nom is Sol as I don’t like him much, he’s rather quiet at times and hard to get on with, he is my least favourite out of all of the newbies and he’s trying to get along with everyone but not making much of an attempt” Chloe says. “My next nom is Niamh, I don’t think she’s coping well, I think she’d benefit better outside of the house because since Rick was evicted she’s been a bit down in the dumps” Chloe says.
Doug is after Chloe. “My first nomination is Niamh, firstly it’s because her behaviour in the past week has been embarrassing and appalling and I sense that things between her and Hattie are stirring and will boil and explode and I don’t really want to witness it which is why my second nominate is Hattie because her behaviour has also been appalling and embarrassing and I think both girls need to chill and calm down” Doug says.
Hattie is the fifth housemate to nominate. “My first nomination is Luna, she can be very nosy at times and well, I don’t wanna live with someone like that hence the nomination. My next nomination is Niamh as we’ve just grown to hate each other, we both have grudges against one another” Hattie says.
13: 51 PM: Doug, Will and AJ are cooking lunch. “You realise that you two are both gonna sail to the final” AJ smirks. “We’ll be up sooner or later, I’d hate to get to the final and not face eviction once” Doug says. “Yeah, kinda takes away from the experience” Will says. “Stop acting modest, you both know it but it’s not gonna make you look good if you admit it” AJ grins.
Luna is in the diary room to nominate. “My first nomination is for Hattie, well, we’re both just in different sides of the house, I’m on like team Niamh, ooh, that rhymes so it’s natural that I won’t like her and hence nominate her. My next nomination is for Sol as I believe it was him who swapped all the shopping for coco pops, but I don’t have any proof so it would be rude to confront him in case I was wrong” Luna smiles.
Next up nominate is Maxine. “Heya Big Brother, it’s nomination time, so my first nomination is Sol we haven’t connected much in the house at the moment, He’s rather immature and doesn’t get involved in deeper conversations. My next nomination is AJ, as I’m guessing it was him who put coco pops on the bloody shopping list but I’m too pissed to confront him” Maxine sighs.
Niamh is next to nominate. “My first nomination is Luna because I don’t like the way she act innocent and plays the victim at times, that’s really it. My second nomination is Hattie because I hate her; she’s such a stinking slut” Niamh smirks.
Solomon is the penultimate housemate to nominate. “Big Brother, my first nomination is for Maxine. I haven’t spoken to Maxine much since I arrived in the house which is, well, why I’m nominating her, I don’t see us getting on or connecting in the future. My next nomination is Will. I see Will as a threat, I think he could win which is why I want him out of the way” Sol says.
Will is the final housemate to nominate. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is Sol, I’m confident it was Sol who changed the shopping list but it would be rude to say something to him without any evidence. My second nomination is AJ, we’ve not gotten on much since he arrived and we are different people. I can see him being more trouble that he’s worth” Will says.
Solomon has six nominations Hattie has four, Niamh has four, AJ has two, Luna has two, Maxine and Will have one. The housemates have been gathered to the living room.
Luna, Doug and Will are sitting on the green sofa, Niamh, Bronte and Maxine are sitting on the red, Chloe, AJ and Hattie on the yellow and Sol is alone on the purple. “Housemates, earlier today you nominated, I can reveal that the housemates facing this week’s eviction is, with six nominations......Sol, with four nominations.....Hattie and with four nominations.......Niamh” Big Brother announces. Niamh sighs, Hattie tries to remain straight-faced and Sol tries to smirk. “Good luck all” Doug says. “Good luck Niamh and Hattie” Sol smiles weakly. “Cheer up Niamh, you’ve survived three evictions already, this one won’t be any different, you topped the vote, you survived against Rick and Martyn, you’re not going anywhere” Luna says quietly.
18: 21 PM: Hattie and Sol are chatting in the laundry room. “Like four people nominated me, it’s actually quite shocking to know the number” Hattie says. “Six people nominated me, that’s more than half the house, only three people didn’t nominate me” Sol sighs. “I dunno why, you haven’t done much to irritate anyone” Hattie says. “That’s probably why, I’ve tried to make an effort with everyone, oh well, might as well enjoy my last week” Sol says. “Don’t’ be silly, anyone who hates Niamh and I will vote for you, so, you’ll probably top it” Hattie smiles.

Nick.

26-08-2014, 11:25 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 32
9: 41 AM: Housemates have woken up. Luna and Chloe are doing the washing. “Starting to hate washing up duty, AJ and Sol have never had any of the stressful jobs, lazy sods” Chloe scoffs. “Sol is rather lazy, but he’s eighteen, Will is a lot more mature than him and he’s a year older” Luna says. “AJ and Sol need to settle down, show a bit of respect, they’ve done nothing but play about on the loungers and eat all of the bloody food” Chloe snorts.
10: 01 PM: AJ and Sol are talking in the garden. “Do you particularly like Maxine?” AJ asks. “I’ve barely spoken to her, she sticks around with Chloe, Luna and Bronte” Sol says. “Yeah, she’s really out of place, she’s like ten years older than anyone else” AJ smirks. “She’s the only one over thirty, isn’t she?” Sol asks. “Yeah, I think I’m the second older at twenty eight” AJ smirks. “Pretty young house” Sol says.
10: 30 AM: Housemates have been called to the garden where Bronte is reading out this week’s shopping task. “Housemates, on the trampoline you will find ten handcuffs all tied together with a metre of elastic. You’re task is to earn as much money as possible, housemates will earn two hundred pounds of shopping if they all place their right arm in the handcuffs and lock them. You will face additional tasks to increase the budget but will also face temptations such as the ability to be freed. If a housemate wishes to use the toilet the housemate must go through the box in the middle of the garden. The box has a toilet in the middle with doors on the front and the back and small holes to weave the elastic through” Bronte reads. “I hate this task already” Chloe sighs. “This is going to be horrid, like, we’re gonna be chained together for days” Maxine says. “Let’s just chain ourselves in, I’ll go at the front” Luna sighs as she locks the handcuff. Doug goes after Luna, Will next, Bronte fourth, Chloe fifth, Maxine sixth. “I’ll go at the back” Niamh says. “AJ, Sol and Hattie have chained themselves in already, you gotta go in front of Hattie” Chloe says irritably. “Fine” Niamh sighs. “These are quite stretchy” Doug says.
“I need a wee” AJ smirks. “Right, let’s all try and walk to the toilet, no one walk too fast, try and keep up” Luna says. “We’re not going all the way to the toilet just for AJ” Maxine says.”It’s only fair” Doug says. “Big Brother, can you unlock me please?” Maxine says loudly. “No, don’t you dare quit” Chloe snaps. “I will not remain chained to you for god knows how long, Big Brother, free me” Maxine says. “Maxine, you and the rest of the housemates may make you way to the hatch in the living room, fifty pounds will be taken from the shopping budget, other housemates must cooperate” Big Brother says. “Let’s go” Maxine says and walks quickly. “Maxine, please don’t do this, you’re gonna cost us fifty quid” Chloe says. “Well I’m sure you’ll do fine” Maxine snorts as she walks into the living room with the rest of the housemates. “Pass me the key Luna” Maxine asks and Luna reluctantly hands her the key. Maxine unchains herself. “Bye then, just go, you quitter” Hattie sneers. Maxine walks off to the diary room.
Maxine is in the diary room. “Hey Big Brother, they can whinge all they like, seriously, I am not going to stay chained to them for the task, I can just survive being in the same house, like Luna, Will and Chloe are okay, but AJ and Sol are knobs, Niamh’s just whiny and Hattie’s a pain to be around. I’m glad that I unlocked myself straight away, I’ve now got a few days of bliss relaxation away from everyone” Maxine smirks.
10: 51 AM: The rest of the housemates are discussing Maxine. “She is weak to give up so quickly, she’ll never learn, we need food and she keeps on giving up in these tasks. She’s just expecting us to do all of the work” Chloe sighs. “It’s her descion, very selfish though” Sol says. “How does she expect us to get a decent shopping budget if she keeps on giving up?” Niamh sighs.
11: 31 AM: Maxine has walked up the chained housemates. “All been having a nice bitch about me giving up?” Maxine snorts. “What d’you expect us to do? You selfish, lazy cow” Chloe snorts. “What’s gotten into you Chloe, is this how you treat your friends?” Maxine sneers. “You know how much food means to all of us, we all eat the food but why should you get any when you keep on giving up” Chloe yells. “I’m the only one who’s seen sense, I would rather eat of basic rations than be stuck in your company 24/7” Maxine sneers as she lights up a cigarette. “We don’t need fags for this week’s shopping, I can do without em, you’re the only one who needs them but you can’t now you’ve given up” Chloe sneers. “What difference does it make? You’re trapped in a house with us 24/7, being chained apart hardly makes a difference” Sol says. “Shut up Sol, no one cares for your opinion” Maxine sneers and walks off.
15: 56 PM: Housemates have remained the garden for the past few hours. “Housemates, the Great British public have been voting for a housemate they wish to pour a bucket of ice cold water over their head for £20 to add to the shopping budget” Big Brother announces. “What the hell?” Chloe says. “The housemate the public have chosen is... Hattie” Big Brother announces. “Oh god, why me?” Hattie squeals. “Could Maxine please collect the bucket from the store room quickly and could Hattie sit on the chair” Big Brother announces. Maxine arrives with the bucket. “Do I just pour it over her?” Maxine asks. “I guess” Chloe says. Maxine pours the bucket over Hattie who squeals in terror. “Ah, sh*t, that’s ice alright, god, freezing” Hattie screams. “Hattie, can you please nominate two people in the outside world who you wish to take part in this challenge” Big Brother says. “What is this?” Chloe asks. “I shall nominate my sister Beth and my best friend Clarissa” Hattie says. “Seriously, what the hell is this?” Chloe asks. “Could be some outside world trend, like the no makeup selfies” Doug says.

Daniel-X

26-08-2014, 11:49 PM

Supporting Hattie and Chloe! :cheer2::dance:

Nick.

27-08-2014, 09:44 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 33
10: 15 AM: The chained housemates are chatting in the living room. “How did we manage to sleep? We’ve lasted like a day in each other’s company, it’s quite a nice bonding opportunity” Doug smirks. “Max, can you make us some tea?” Chloe asks. “Fine” Maxine huffs. “Well, this is what you get for quitting” Chloe smirks. “Maxine must really not wanted to have done it” Doug says. “Well, no more of us are quitting” Chloe says.
11: 30 AM: Housemates have been trapped inside the living room all morning and have been called into the garden. “Oh my god, what is this?” Chloe gasps. “Housemates, the remaining nine of you will take part in an obstacle course. You shall start with a balancing beam, remember if one of you falls, you will all fall, next you will climb over the wall, through the muddy tunnel, face the swinging ropes and then swim from one end of the pool to the other, if you complete this in less than five minutes you will unlock four housemates, if you do it in less than ten you will unlock two and if you do it in less than fifteen you will unlock one” Big Brother announces. “Let’s just go for it” Luna smiles as she walks to the start. “We can try” Doug smirks. “Nah, we’ll smash it” Chloe says.
“3, 2, 1, GO” Big Brother says and Luna quickly walks across the balance beam, Doug quickly follows as does Wil. Bronte walks along carefully, Chloe walks along slowly yet steady, Niamh follows successfully but Hattie slips midway through the beam and pulls AJ, Sol and Niamh down as they fall into a pit of gunge. The four climb out and approach the wall which Luna, Doug and Will have climbed over, Bronte struggles but climbs over with a leg up from Niamh, Chloe climbs up the quickest, Hattie refuses to help Niamh so AJ helps her up, AJ lifts Hattie over the wall and makes his way over followed by Sol. “Sol, keep on going, you weighing us all down” Chloe screams as she tries to emerge from the tunnel. “I’m trying” Sol yells back.
All housemates pass the swinging ropes but slowly and Luna tries to dive into the pool but is weighed back by the back of the chain. “Guys, get in” Luna sighs, everyone bar AJ, Sol and Hattie dive into the pool. “Sol, get in” Chloe yells as AJ and Hattie jump into the pool. Sol climbs into the pool and slowly swims. “Quicker” Chloe shouts. Sol is too tied to shout back and merely sighs. “Get out Sol” Chloe sneers as Sol tries to climb out of the pool.
12: 21 PM: Housemates have recovered from the obstacle course and are waiting for the result. “Housemate, if you completed this in less than five minutes you will unlock four housemates, if you do it in less than ten you will unlock two and if you do it in less than fifteen you will unlock one” Big Brother announces. “Please say e done it” Chloe sighs. “Big Brother can reveal that the housemates took......thirteen minutes and thirty nine seconds to complete the obstacle course and can unlock one housemate” Big Brother says. Chloe sighs but everyone seems happy. “Who wants to go?” Will asks. “Chloe?” Niamh suggests. “I’m alright” Chloe says. “Luna, you deserve it” AJ says. “Yeah” Niamh smiles and Doug and Will nod. “Is everyone okay with that?” Luna asks. Hattie, Chloe, Sol and Bronte agree and Maxine fetches the key and unlocks Luna. “Freedom” Luna smirks as Maxine unlocks her handcuff.
Maxine and Luna have been called to the diary room. “Hello Maxine, Hello Luna” Big brother says. “Hello” Luna smiles but Maxine grunts. “Later today the housemates will take part in a climbing wall challenge, out of the eight remaining housemates you must bet £10, £20 and £30 on three different housemates, if any of these housemates win the challenge then that total will be added to the shopping budget” Big Brother says. “Right, AJ’s likely, I think 30 on him” Luna says. “Chloe will go for it, 10 on her and I think Will might do well, we should put 20 on him” Maxine says. “Yeah” Luna smiles.
15: 30 PM: Housemates have been trapped back in the house for the past few hours and have been called back out again. “Not a bloody climbing wall” Hattie sighs. “Housemates, in front of you, you will see a 6 foot climbing wall. You will not need a harness as there will be extra cushioned crash mats, however, please avoid tangling the chain up and please try to land on the side of your body to not put weight on any specific area. The first housemate to climb over the wall and press the buzzer will unlock themselves from the chain” Big Brother says. “Let’s get in line, remember, if one of us falls, we all fall” Doug smiles. “3,2, 1, GO” Big Brother says.
Doug clambers onto the wall but struggles to get further with the rest of the housemates on the ground. Chloe quickly attempts to climb but is held back. Will and AJ prepare the ascend as Niamh and Bronte are stuck at the start, Hattie is plotting a route and Sol tries to climb. “Move your left leg Sol” Hattie says. AJ overtakes Doug as Will remains just below him, Doug senses an opportunity and throws himself off the wall and onto the mats taking everyone else with him. “Sh*t” AJ grunts. Hattie is stuck midway on the wall and is fighting with Sol over the handhold. “Let go” Sol says. “I’m about to put my foot on it so watch yourself” Niamh smiles. Hattie tugs Niamh’s rope which throws her to the ground, AJ remains strong enough and holds onto the wall. Doug and AJ approach the top with Chloe not far behind, Doug tries to play tactical and throws himself off but AJ clings onto the wall and hurls himself over and presses the buzzer. “AJ, you have won the task, Big Brother can also reveal that Maxine and Luna had to guess which housemate they thought would win the task, Luna and Maxine guessed correctly and have added thirty pounds to the shopping” Big Brother announces. The housemates cheer as Luna runs over to AJ with the key.

Nick.

28-08-2014, 04:41 PM

I realized that I never made a BOTS announcement, for the record it's Toya Washington alongside Jack Whitehall with Emma Willis presenting on Mondays and Thursday. Judi James has been axed from Bit On The Psych and replaced with qualified psychologists.

MB.

28-08-2014, 04:42 PM

Toya being the natural successor to BOTS :love:

Nick.

28-08-2014, 10:11 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 34

10: 03 AM: The chained housemates are in bed. Luna and AJ are chatting in the garden with tea and Maxine is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. “Can we get up soon?” Bronte asks as she sits up on her bed. “I’m still sleeping” Sol grunts. “Yeah, five more minutes” Hattie sighs. “Fine, five more minutes of sleep, no more, Maxine’s making us breakfast” Bronte sighs.
10: 34 AM: Luna and AJ are chatting in the garden. “We’ve never been alone together, have we?” Luna smirks. “Don’t think so, I feel a bit guilty just chatting out here whilst everyone is chained to one another” AJ says. “Yeah, I do a bit, but they’ve lasted well so far, it’ll probably end today” Luna says. “We haven’t had much chance to earn money though” AJ says. “Yeah, but at least no one other than Maxine has quit” Luna says.

11: 13 AM: The chained housemates are chatting in the bedroom. “Last day probably” Chloe smiles. “We could have one more, the camping task lasted till Friday” Doug says. “Nah, they’d never chain us for more than a few days” Chloe says. “I need the toilet” Hattie sighs. “We’re about to have breakfast, hold it for god sake” Bronte groans. “I’ve tried, seriously, can we just get to the garden” Hattie says. “No, we’ve already stayed in bed an extra five minutes, let’s just get up” Chloe sighs.

13: 00 PM: The chained housemates have been called to the living room. Luna, AJ and Maxine are sitting on the red sofa with the chained housemates on the green, blue and purple. “Housemates, you will now get the chance to earn extra money for the shopping. “Seven of you are on the chain, Big Brother will ask three housemates a question about another housemate, if they get this wrong their left leg will be chained to the other housemates right leg, if they get it right then no chaining will occur” Big Brother says. “Right” Doug sighs. “Bronte stand up, which housemate do you think said this in their VT?” Big Brother asks “I tease a lot yes I am immature and I think that people think I'm stupid but the truth is I'm very very intelligent I've got nine GCSE's at A* so you know that I'm not as stupid” Big Brother reads out. “Oh, god erm, it sounds like a guy, it wouldn’t be Doug or Will, so it’s probably Solomon” Bronte says. “You are correct, Solomon said this in his VT” Big Brother says. “Chloe stand up” Big Brother says and Chloe stands up.

“Chloe, which housemate do you think said this? and I'm quite clumsy I'm sure I'm the only person I've ever heard of to crash a golf buggy. I believe in morals so if someone's doing something I don't particularly like I will tell them I don't like especially if bullying is going on because that just really winds me up” Big Brother says. “One hundred percent Hattie” Chloe smirks. “Correct, Hattie said this in her VT” Big Brother says. “Finally, Doug stand up, which housemate said this, I do have to be careful and think but you won’t see any of that in the house. I’m gonna get drunk, party, smoke and have fun. I won’t stand any miseries or old bores” Big Brother says. “Well, I’m basing this off launch night when Chloe came arrived in party mode, so I’m gonna say Chloe” Doug says. “Correct” Big Brother says. “You have earned an extra fifteen pounds of shopping and the total stands at £195” Big Brother says.

13: 14 PM: Doug and Chloe are chatting amongst the rest of the chain. “You’ve changed so much since launch night” Doug says. “I’ve stopped smoking since I got in here, I doubt I’ll start again when I leave to be honest, I think it was Sol who swapped everything from his VT” Chloe whispers. “Yeah” Doug whispers back. “You realise you’re not alone, I can hear you” Bronte says quietly. “Are you accusing Sol of swapping the shopping?” Hattie says loudly. “Yeah” Chloe sneers. “Where’s your proof?” Hattie says. “Well someone had to do it, he said he was immature and that people think you’re stupid, I don’t give a sod what GCSE’s you’ve got, you’re eighteen for god sake but you act like you’re eight” Chloe sneers. “Oh shut up Chloe” Sol sighs. “I need the toilet” Niamh sighs. “Off we go then” Doug smirks.

14: 00 PM: The chained housemates are back in the living room for the next part of today’s task. Doug, Chloe, Bronte, Hattie, AJ and Sol have been given blindfolds and noise cancelling headphones for the next part of the task. “Will and Niamh, you are currently the only chained housemates who can see or hear” Big Brother says. “Okay” Will says. “You have a descion to make, you can free both of yourselves for just thirty quid” Big Brother says. “No way” Niamh says and Will nods. “However, if you choose to leave the money Niamh’s right leg will be tied to Will’s right” Big Brother says. “Let’s just tie ourselves” Will says. “Yeah, it’s not the end of the world, I’d feel bad if I took the money” Niamh says. “Can Luna, Maxine and AJ take off the housemates blindfolds and headphones, Will and Niamh, you are banned from telling anyone else what you were asked” Big Brother says. “Right” Will sighs.

14: 23 PM: The chained housemates are talking. “What d’you have to do?” Chloe asks. “We’re not allowed to say for some reason” Niamh says. “Must have been a bit descion” Chloe says. “Will and Niamh, why are your legs tied together?” Doug asks. “We’re not allowed to say, just noticed?” Will smirks. “Yeah, some kind of sacrifice perhaps?”Doug says. “In exchange from the prize fund or being freed?” Chloe says. “Yeah, probably” Chloe says. “When d’you think we’re gonna get our task?” Hattie asks Sol. “Dunno, later today, dread to think what it will be” Sol says. “Whatever it is, I’m gonna do whatever benefits me most, you might as well too, one of us is out tomorrow” Hattie sighs. “Yeah” Sol says. The rest of the chained housemates are discussing Will and Niamh to hear Hattie and Sol. “Yeah, I’m gonna take money, a leave, or get my own shopping or whatever, I’m out not you, you’re not going anywhere” Sol says. “Niamh has a strong fanbase, she beat Martyn and Rick, I’m up every week until I go” Hattie says.

MB.

28-08-2014, 11:41 PM

Blindfolds... handcuffs... tying limbs up... it's like 50 Shades of Grey meets Twister in there :tongue:

Nick.

28-08-2014, 11:43 PM

Blindfolds... handcuffs... tying limbs up... it's like 50 Shades of Grey meets Twister in there :tongue:

:hehe::laugh2:

Ross.

29-08-2014, 09:08 AM

Nick.

29-08-2014, 05:42 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 35

“Five evictions down, another one tonight, where has time gone?” Emma Willis smiles as she stands in front of the crowd. “Niamh, Hattie and Sol face the public vote to save, who goes, YOU DECIDE” Emma smiles.

11: 41 AM: The chained housemates are talking in the kitchen. “Niamh, you keep on pulling my leg” Will smirks. “Oh, sorry” Niamh says. “Stand up Doug, so I can get to the sink” Chloe says and Doug stands up. “This is hilarious, like you’d never do this in real life, would ya?” Sol smirks. “You love things hilarious” Chloe sneers. “Chloe, Sol hasn’t done anything” Hattie says. “Look Hattie, someone swapped the bloody food, I don’t think anyone else would have done it apart from Sol” Chloe says. “Stop accusing Sol” Hattie sighs.

13: 00 PM: The chained housemates have been called to the living room, Luna, AJ and Maxine have put noise cancelling headphones and blindfolds on the chained housemates apart from Sol and Hattie. “Sol and Hattie, you will now face a big dilemma, you have the option to take away eighty pounds from the budget for yourself when you leave the house, Luna will now attach a blindfold to each of you so you’re decision is not influence by another” Big Brother says and Luna blindfolds Hattie and Sol.. You will have one minute to decide, you must raise your left arm to take away eighty pounds. 3, 2, 1, GO” Big Brother says. Sol immediately raises his left arm, the minute goes and Hattie keeps her left arm down. “Thank you, you must not discuss this with any of the other housemates, including each other” Big Brother says. “Crap” Hattie sighs.

15: 00 PM: Housemates have been detained in the garden for the past hour. Luna has been given a box to guard and not to let anyone open it. “What do you think they’re doing?” Luna asks. “Dunno, they need the entire house tough” Chloe says. Maxine sips her tea. Housemates have been told to stand up. “Luna, you may now open the box” Big Brother says. “Go on, open it” Doug smirks. “There’s seven, small zip shoulder bags” Luna says. “Could AJ, Maxine and Luna please hand each chained housemate a bag. Chained housemates, in the house there are eighty plastic eggs. You must go into the house as a chain and collect the eggs, the housemate with the most amount of eggs will be freed, however, inside all of the eggs are slips of paper with amounts of money ranging from one pound to a ten pounds, there is one double slip, one half slip, one lose all money slip, one lose shopping task slip, one double shopping task slip and one adding an extra ten grand to the quarter of a million prize fund” Big Brother says. “Oh my god” Chloe squeals.

“This is gonna get violent” Hattie smirks. “3, 2 1, GO” Big Brother says. The chain runs into the living room, Chloe grabs a handful of eggs under the sofas but Doug crawls forward a grabs some for himself, Hattie and Sol on the other end are searching the kitchen entrance. “Gotta pull to get in the kitchen, get them this way” Hattie says and they run into the kitchen and cling onto the table, Hattie grabs an egg on the table whilst Sol searches below. Niamh and Will run into the kitchen, dragging Chloe, Bronte and Doug with them. Will grabs some eggs and gives a them to Niamh, Chloe and Bronte try to get past the bedroom and into the bathroom but Doug sprints into the bathroom and drags Will in there with him, Doug and Bronte grab the eggs and Will runs back into the laundry room with Niamh, the pair grab some eggs and the begin scavenging the bedroom for eggs. “Can all housemates please return to the living room” Big Brother says.

“Bronte, please count your eggs” Big Brother say. “I’ve got seven” Bronte sighs. Doug has sixteen, Chloe has ten, Niamh has twenty two. “Will gave them to her though, they cheated” Chloe sighs. Will has none, Hattie has eight and Sol has ten. “So, there’s like, seven left?” Doug says. “Niamh is the winner, Niamh, please open your eggs” Big Brother says. Niamh opens the first twelve’s eggs and gets forty one pounds. There’s a surprise on the thirteenth. “It’s one of the special ones, double shopping budget” Niamh screams. Niamh in total has raised seventy nine pounds of shopping to add to the total. “Could AJ please get the key to free Niamh” Big Brother says. “Prison break” Niamh smirks. AJ unlocks Niamh and Luna runs to hug her. “Sorry guys” Niamh sighs. “It’s alright, enjoy the freedom” Doug smirks. “Thanks Will” Niamh smiles.

Emma Willis walks up to the stairs “So, Sol, Hattie, Doug, Chloe and Bronte remain on the chain” Emma says. “But, Wills not going to bail Niamh out on this eviction, so, let’s go and save one of them” Emma smiles. The camera cuts to the house, The housemates are still chained Niamh is sitting alongside Luna, Bronte, Doug, Chloe and Will. Maxine is sitting with Hattie, Sol and AJ by the other end of the sofas. “Housemates, this is Emma, for the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. The crowd cheer and chant ‘GET MAXINE OUT’. “I can reveal that housemate with the most amount of votes and therefore safe is.....NIAMH” Emma announces. Niamh sighs in relief. “See, nothing to worry about” Doug smiles. “Good luck guys” Luna says as she looks at Sol and Hattie. Hattie and Sol smiles at each other.

“So, Niamh topped to the vote, we’ll be back to the house shortly.
16: 22 PM Bronte is chatting to Doug and Will. “Mental task, we need to get everyone to the garden to work on the vegetable and flower patch” Bronte says. “The vegetables are never going to grow in time, they take eight to twelve weeks” Hattie says. “Let’s go to the garden” Chloe sighs.
“I hope you enjoyed that clip, now let’s get to business more serious than Bronte’s vegetable and flower patch” Emma Willis smirks. The camera cuts to the house with the same seating arrangements. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed” Emma says. The crowd are now chanting “GET HATTIE OUT”. “For the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. “SOLOMON.....AND.....HATTIE” Emma says. Both receive boos. “I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 6th to be evicted is...

Nick.

29-08-2014, 05:44 PM

“SOLOMON” Emma announces.

Sol nods and Hattie hugs him, Sol hugs Hattie and Maxine and smiles at AJ. Luna hugs Sol and runs to unlock Sol, Doug and Will exchange handshakes as Sol escapes from his handcuff, Bronte hugs Sol and Chloe remains seated. “Well, yeah it was me who put the coco pops on the list, I also nabbed eighty quid from the shopping for me when I leave the house, see ya then” Sol smirks. “Arsehole” Chloe yells as the doors open and Sol walks out.

“Sol, how you doing?” Emma smiles. “I’m pleased, this is such a cliché but I was expecting it” Sol says. “Follow me to the pod” Emma says. Sol sits down opposite Emma. “Solomon, you lasted three weeks, was it stressful going in as a newbie?” Emma asks. “I was with Hattie and AJ who were more forward and I was younger and quieter which was tricky but luckily we weren’t chucked straight into the full house” Sol says. “Some housemates nominated because they felt you had a game plan, was this true?” Emma asks. “I wasn’t a game player, I analysed all the housemates and thought a lot about each person, but I never considered having a game plan” Sol says. “Okay, what were the coco pops about?” Emma smiles. “Well I like coco pops and milk and I felt like seeing them get pissed off, I could just sit there eating coco pops and enjoy Chloe ranting, it was pretty funny” Sol smirks.

“Finally, who would you like to win?” Emma asks. “Hattie, she’s stuck by me this week and would deserves to beat Niamh and everyone else” Sol says. “Thank you Sol, next week is a big one” Emma smiles. Emma stands up and walks down the carpet. “So, Sol is out, Nine remain, however, only six will remain at the end of the week. On Monday one housemate will leave, all nine remaining housemates will take part in a vote to nine way vote to save. The loser will be booted out on Monday night, Next Tuesday they will nominate privately in the diary room, however, later in a live broadcast housemates will be given envelopes, inside the envelopes are transcripts of their nominations which they will read out. Then on Friday we will have another double, so lines are now open, all the number you need are on the screen, get voting to save your favourite” Emma Willis smiles.

Back in the house, Niamh is chatting in Bronte, Doug, Will and Chloe, Hattie is alone sipping a glass of red wine, Luna and AJ are talking in the far end of the purple corner and Maxine is in the kitchen. “Six down, nine remain” Will smirks.

Nick.

30-08-2014, 04:55 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 36

10: 23 AM: Doug, Chloe, Bronte, Hattie and Will remain on the chain. “Little weasel” Chloe sneers as Doug leads to the chain to the kitchen. “I made you all breakfast, I will be glad when this task’s over” Luna says. “We could always make a pact and agree if we have to stay until today we just all leave” Hattie sighs. “No way, I haven’t spent four days chained to you for nothing” Chloe sneers.

Luna, AJ, Maxine and Niamh have been called to the diary room. “Hello Big Brother” Luna smiles. “Hey” AJ smirks. “Hello, as you know, Bronte, Chloe, Doug, Hattie and Will are chained together. You now have the choice of freeing one of them” Big Brother says. “Okay, well” Luna says. “Who d’you wanna save AJ?” Niamh asks. “Chloe” AJ says. “Doug and Will can stay there a bit longer, they’ll be fine, Hattie can stay, Chloe’s done well to last this long” Niamh says. “What about Bronte?” Luna says. “Free Bronte” Maxine scoffs. “Shall we go with Bronte?” Luna says. “Yeah” AJ smiles. “You may now go back down and free Bronte” Big Brother says.

Luna, Niamh and AJ rush into the kitchen whilst Maxine grabs the key. “Bronte, you’re free” Luna beams. “Did you decide? Thanks so much guys” Bronte smiles. Maxine unlocks Bronte, Bronte hugs Will and then Luna. “Do you need any more food?” Luna asks. “I think we’re alright” Will says. “Yeah, I need the toilet, up we get everyone” Chloe smiles. “Can you wait a bit?” Doug asks. “Alright” Chloe sighs.

11: 09 AM: Chloe is talking to Doug and Will by the outside toilet. “Bit pissed with Luna, Niamh, Max and AJ, they’re supposed to be my friends” Chloe sighs. “I can understand Luna and Niamh saving Bronte, AJ might have chosen you but Maxine wouldn’t, you haven’t had a close chat since you two had a tiff when she left the chain” Doug says. “Maybe, oh well, this is over today I bet” Chloe says. “It better, four of us remain, there’s more off the chain than on” Will says.

14: 45 PM: Bronte has been called to the diary room. “Hello Big Brother” Bronte smiles. “Hello Bronte, earlier Luna, AJ, Maxine and Niamh choose to free you from the chain, you must now do the same and free one more. You must choose between Doug, Chloe, Hattie and Will” Big Brother says. “I think it’s between Will, Doug and Chloe, Chloe would love to be free but won’t walk but I think so she’ll stay, I think I’m gonna save Will as I know he wants to leave but won’t ever admit it” Bronte says. “Bronte, you may go down and free Will” Big Brother says.

“Will, you’re free” Bronte squeals as she runs into the kitchen with a key. “Cheers Bronte” Will smiles and Bronte hugs him. “I’m sorry guys, I wanted to save you all” Bronte sighs. “God, It feels odd not being chained” Will smirks. “Yeah, but guys, you’ll be freed by the end of the day” Bronte says.
16: 12 PM: Doug, Chloe and Hattie are chained together in the garden by the pool, AJ, Luna and Will are swimming in the pool whilst Maxine is at the other end of the garden smoking. “I really wanna go, I might just throw in the towel” Hattie sighs. “Oh no you *****ing won’t, I’ve been stuck with you for *****ing days and I am *****ing sick of it, just shut up and get on with the *****ing task you stupid slapper, stop whinging and moaning, It’s *****ing pathetic, you *****ing little sl*g” Chloe sneers loudly. Hattie remains quiet and Doug smirks a little. “I’ll get you a cuppa Chloe, and you Doug” Luna smiles. Hattie glares at Luna and Chloe rolls her eyes. “I was just saying something, I was never seriously going to quit” Hattie says. “Good cause you *****ing better not, I am *****ing sick of your behaviour so shut the ***** up cause if you *****ing give up now I will make the next week hell for you, I will make it a *****ing nightmare, and if I go I will make sure my friends make it *****ing horrible for you, week after *****ing week” Chloe sneers. “Chloe, calm down” AJ says. Chloe huffs.

17: 03 PM: Will, Bronte, Luna and Niamh are talking in the kitchen. “I’ve got some more hot chocolate” Luna says as she hands Will and Bronte a mug. “Cheers” Will says. “Poor Doug, eh? He’s stuck next to Chloe and Hattie for god knows how long, when is one of them gonna be freed” Luna sighs. “Yeah but Doug’s managed to last well so far, he’s not exactly going to burst out and lash out at anyone” Bronte says. “It’s probably trickier now there’ s less of them, like Hattie was able to chat with Sol but he left and not Hattie and Chloe are stuck with each other with only Doug for company, before they had others to talk too” Will says. “Yeah, they’re doing so well, Chloe is getting stressed but she is doing really well” Luna says. “Chloe really has learnt from this experience, like I was pretty confident with who I was, I’ve learnt a few things about myself, but Chloe’s given up smoking, she’s not as bitchy as she was and she’s determined” Niamh says. “Yeah, d’you remember at the start when Chloe got all ratty because Bronte and Judith wouldn’t talk to her, and she got in a little clique with Max, Martyn an Alex but then the sides merged, was that just Chloe acting fake, or is Chloe acting fake now?” Will smirks. “I don’t think she’s acting fake now, which means she was fake at the start” Niamh says. “I dunno actually, maybe she’s just learning, it might not have been acting but just who she thought she was” Will sighs.

Nick.

30-08-2014, 05:01 PM

Toya Washington to present Tuesday's Face To Face nominations!

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Big Brother 15 housemate, Toya Washington, who was been revealed as the Bit On The Side presenter will host a special live edition of Bit On The Side as the housemates are given transcripts of their nominations, disguised as letters from house, to read out.

Daniel-X

30-08-2014, 08:20 PM

#hattieforjustice :fist:

Gone off everyone in there except maybe Maxine :laugh:

Hattie for the win!

Nick.

30-08-2014, 09:14 PM

#hattieforjustice :fist:

Gone off everyone in there except maybe Maxine :laugh:

Hattie for the win!

Thanks! :)

Oh, and this weeks's a double so the TiBB public will be voting! :wink:

Nick.

31-08-2014, 09:31 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 37

It’s Sunday morning and the housemates have finished breakfast. “Okay, last day, come on, we can do it” Chloe says to Doug and Hattie. “We said that yesterday, and the day before” Doug smirks. “Yeah, but, seriously, it’s gotta be the last, nominations and all tomorrow” Hattie says. “Maybe we’ll have to nominate as a three, or just use the blindfolds and headphones” Hattie says. “Will will probably choose another one to free today” Chloe says.

11: 34 AM: Luna, Will, Niamh and Bronte are talking in the garden. “It’s Sunday, isn’t it?” Bronte asks. “Yeah” Luna smiles. “I still don’t get it, there’s nine of us and two weeks until the final, a double this week, and then a mid week double?” Will says. “Probably, or just a single mid week eviction with six in the final” Luna says. “What’s Maxine being doing lately? Just sodding around?” Niamh asks. “Pretty much, I think she’s tired, understandable, we’re all getting tired” Luna says. “Maxine could be out this week to be honest, can’t see her sticking around much longer” Niamh says. “She did well in week one though, we thought she was out then” Bronte says. “That was week one, what’s not to say that people find her a miserable bore, it’s actually just getting odd, I’m desperate to go on Twitter and see what people think” Luna says. “This experience has been incredible, It’s going to be hard settling back down” Will says.

14: 12 PM: Maxine and AJ are chatting in the bedroom. “You seen my foundation?” Maxine asks. “Yes, I used it earlier” AJ smirks. “You better not have” Maxine chuckles. “Have you tried under the bed?” AJ asks. “I’m not crouching down, legs are stiff” Maxine grunts. “I’ll check” AJ says as he crouches down, “Yeah, under here, feels weird that there were twelve people in these beds, three of them aren’t even used now, they’re getting cold, I might go in the empty orange one, I’d a bit of quiet” AJ says. “That one was Sol’s? I haven’t really thought about him much to be honest” Maxine says. “He was only in here for a few weeks, he was going to go sooner than later, he deserved it for what he did, y’know, the shopping” AJ says. “Agreed, how’s Doug, Hattie and Chloe getting on?” Maxine asks. “Struggling a bit to be honest, Chloe’s broken down, Hattie’s moody and Doug’s trapped between them, I’ll be glad when they’re apart, for the sake of the house” AJ says and Maxine grunts. “I don’t blame you for quitting, we earned it all back, the shopping budget is getting doubled anyway, part of the task” AJ says.

Will has been called to the diary room. “Hello Will” Big Brother says. “Hello Big Brother, how are you?” Will asks happily. “How are you enjoying your freedom?” Big Brother asks. “It’s great, before I entered the house I never expected to survive in a house with others let alone chained to them” Will smirks. “Will, as you know, Bronte freed you from the chain, you must now free either Chloe, Doug or Hattie from the chain” Big Brother says. “It’s between Chloe and Doug, Chloe would love to go, but Doug deserves it, he is a closer mate than Chloe and he’s had to put up with Hattie and Chloe for the past day” Will says. “So, I’m going to be freeing Doug” Will says. “Will, you may go and grab the key and free Doug” Big Brother says. “Great” Will smiles.

“He’ll be down soon” Chloe says. Her, Doug and Hattie are waiting on the yellow sofa for Will. “What was it?” Hattie asks. “I’m freeing.....Doug” Will says. “Cheers Will” Doug sighs relief as Will grabs a key, Chloe grunts and Will unlocks Doug who springs up. “Well, I’m stuck with you” Chloe sighs. “I’m going for a shower, haven’t showered for a few days” Doug says and walks off. “You alight?” Will asks. “Why Doug? Why not me or Hattie?” Chloe asks. “Doug’s my mate” Will says. “I am as well?” Chloe says. “Look, Doug has spent the past day stuck on the chain, he’s given all the task as much effort as possible, he deserves it, you’ve done as well but Doug’s spent the day stuck with you and Hattie bickering non-stop” Will says. “Nice to see what you think of me” Chloe snorts. “Come on Chloe, cheer up” Will sighs. “I’m sick of being stuck on this ******ing chain, I’ve been on here for six ******ing days and no one has tried to free me” Chloe grunts. “You’re doing what Judith did, you expect too much, you’re my friend, but Doug’s also my friend, I just chose to free him, it’s hardly a big deal, Doug will free you later, both of you later” Will says and walks off. “I need the toilet” Hattie sighs. “I don’t give a ******, we’re staying here, you can drag me there if you want or hold it in” Chloe said flatly.

18: 10 PM: Luna, Doug, Will, Niamh and Bronte are talking by the pool. “We’re all free and back together” Niamh smirks. “Yeah, for at least a week, nominations tomorrow are going to be tricky” Doug says. “I have a faint idea, once I get out I’m gonna check who nominated who, it should be interesting” Luna says. “You realise that one of us will make the final?” Will says. “Yeah, at least one of us could be two or three even” Luna says. “I have no idea who could win, I think everyone has a chance” Bronte says. “AJ I bet, or Chloe” Luna says. “We don’t know much about Chloe’s popularity, she did well in week one, but her and Maxine’s popularity could have changed, but yeah, nominations tomorrow should be interesting” Doug says.

Nick.

01-09-2014, 09:01 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 38

Emma Willis stands in front of the red carpet. “So, we’ve got the crowd, they’re gonna be quiet for the moment, since Friday all the housemate shave faced a 9 way vote to save, and the housemate with the least amount of votes is going to get booted out tonight, in a shock eviction” Emma Willis smiles. “All the numbers you need to know are on the screen, lines close shortly” Emma says.

10: 56 AM: Hattie and Chloe are squabbling in the bedroom. “Move over, I need room” Chloe snorts. “No, I’m staying here” Hattie sneers. “God, just move over you American b*tch” Chloe sneers. “Eh, don’t bring my nationality in it” Hattie sighs. “I was merely using it as an adjective, I’m not racist or anything, but you’re still a b*tch” Chloe snorts. “Double standards, eh?” Hattie snorts. “I’m hardly a b*tch, I just get ratty at times” Chloe says. “Understatement” Hattie snorts.
11: 07 AM: Doug and Luna are chatting in the kitchen. “Got you a coffee, last bit, this shopping task still isn’t over” Luna sighs. “Yeah, but it’s gotta end today, but we’ve said that every day, but they can’t drag this out much longer” Doug says. “They’ve made it drag out six days, they could easily make it six more, unless Chloe and Hattie are evicted, they’re probably just keeping them chained together for drama” Luna says. “Probably, it’s just, I feel guilty, leaving them and seeing them both so grumpy” Doug sighs.
13: 30 PM: All of the housemates are in the kitchen eating. Chloe and Hattie have had to share a seat. “Feels odd, at the end of the week they’ll be enough room for everyone in the kitchen and then they’ll be empty chairs, empty beds the sofa will appear a lot bigger” Luna says. “Talking of evictions, shouldn’t we have nominated by now?” Chloe says. “Unless, well, unless we’re doing face to face nominations tonight” Will says. “Oh, that could be true, face to face will be horrid” Chloe says. “You never get a true representation of people’s nominations, feel can just follow pack and gang up on the stragglers” Will says. “None of us are stragglers though” Bronte says.
15: 11 PM: Chloe, AJ and Luna are talking in the bedroom. “Yeah, it’s definitely face to face, we be a good time seeming as we’re all getting close” Chloe says. “I think people will target Maxine, Hattie and sadly AJ, because they can just say that Hattie and AJ are new” Luna sighs. “It kinda makes you a bit self-conscious, knowing that people have nominated you” Chloe says. “Yeah, I just want to face to face nominations over and done with” Luna says.
“So they’re expecting face to face nominations, well, they’re happening tomorrow, but tonight we’ve got a shock eviction, our housemates know nothing, they are just chilling in the house, let’s talk to the house” Emma Willis smiles as she walks up to the steps.
The camera cuts to the house, Luna, Doug, Bronte, Niamh and Will are chatting on the sofas, Maxine is smoking in t garden and AJ, Hattie and Chloe are in the kitchen. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, you are live on Channel 5, please do not swear” Emma says. “What’s going on?” Luna gasps as she looks up at the ceiling. “What the hell is happening?” Chloe gasps as she walks, still chained to Hattie into the living room. “It’s Emma” Niamh says. “Seriously, what the hell is happening?” Chloe says. “Lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. “Wait, that was Friday, it’s an eviction” Will gasps. “No” Luna shrieks. AJ walks into the living room but Maxine stays in the garden smoking. “Max get here” AJ yells. “I’m wearing a bloody t-shirt and jeans and I’m chained to Hattie, well, at least one of us will be free if one of us goes” Chloe smirks. “You’re not going anywhere, sit down and listen” Doug sighs. The crowd are chanting “GET HATTIE OUT”. “They hate you Hattie” Niamh smirks. “Chloe, Hattie and Niamh aren’t going anywhere” AJ says.
“AJ, BRONTE, CHLOE, DOUG, HATTIE, LUNA, MAXINE and WILL. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 7th to be evicted is...
BRONTE” Emma announces
“NO” Luna screams and hugs Bronte, tears roll down Niamh’s eyes as she hugs Bronte, Luna gulps as Doug hugs Bronte. “Oh god, Bronte, no, you can’t go” Luna cries. “Calm down, yeah, I’m going home, I love you lots, Will can you look after my vegetables” Bronte says with a weak smile. AJ, Hattie and Chloe hug Bronte and Maxine stays seated. “I’m gonna miss you lots” Niamh sobs. “Cheer up, please” Bronte sighs. Bronte walks to the doors and walks back out.
The crowd cheer as Bronte wipes tears from her eyes. “Bronte, how are you? How was the shock?” Emma asks as she comforts Bronte. “It was a shock, we were just chatting and well, ten seconds later I was evicted” Bronte smiles. “Come with me Bronte” Emma says and walks with Bronte to the pod. “So Bronte, we’ve got a lot, you entered in week one, you got on Chloe’s nerves, tell us more about that” Emma says. “I think Chloe was desperate for an argument, she really was, I was just with Judith, oh god, it seems ages since Judith was in the house” Bronte says. “Then everyone turned on Judith” Emma says. “Yeah, she just became stroppy and miserable, at that time Rick was also very arrogant and angry and we all fell out with Judith, Rick and Niamh, of course those three plus Martha had an extra day together in the camping task so they formed quite a bond. Then we all eventually became Niamh’s friend again once Rick left” Bronte says. “What do you think about Niamh versus Hattie?” Emma asks. “Well Rick’s not there so they’ve settled but I think Chloe versus Hattie is boiling up” Bronte says. “Well, thank you Bronte, I can reveal that there was one percent in it, it was very close indeed” Emma says and the crowd cheer. “Before you go see your friends and family, we have a question, Chloe and Hattie remain on the chain, you may free one of them, however, the other one will be chained to their bed for the night and until Midday tomorrow, how will you free?” Emma asks. “I’ll free Chloe” Bronte says. “Thank you again Bronte, by the way, face to face nominations are tomorrow, as there are less housemates and it’s a double, any housemate with two or more nominations will be up” Emma smiles.
The camera cuts to the house. “Housemates, Bronte has been evicted, she had the choice of freeing Chloe or Hattie” Big Brother says. “It’s Chloe” Hattie says. “Bronte choose Chloe to free, however, Hattie will still not be freed, one housemate must chain Hattie to the leg of her bed” Big Brother says. “For god sake, at least I’m not with Chloe” Hattie scoffs as Doug frees Chloe and Hattie. AJ and Hattie walk to the bedroom and AJ chains Hattie to the leg of the bed. “Ooh, kinky” Hattie smirks. “This task has been like fifty shades of grey, blindfolds, chaining limbs, chaining to beds” AJ smirks.

Nick.

02-09-2014, 06:11 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 39

11: 50 PM: Luna, Chloe, Niamh, Will, Doug and AJ are gathered round the kitchen table for lunch, housemates have nominated as per normal. “So, who do you think will be up?” Chloe asks. “Max and Hattie, maybe one more as it’ll probably be a double” Niamh says. “Maybe, we’ll find the result later, can’t wait to be honest, would it mean that if we aren’t nominated we’ll be in the final?” Luna says. “Oh god yeah, this is the last time to nominate” Doug says. “Pretty sad to be honest, doesn’t feel like the final next week though” AJ says. “How’s Hattie doing?” Will asks. “She’s pissed, she’s been chained to her bed for a while now, are you enjoying freedom Chloe?” Doug says. “Yeah, but Hattie will be free soon” Chloe says.

12: 00 PM: Maxine is talking to Hattie in the bedroom. “Bloody Bronte, chaining me here” Hattie sighs. Maxine grunts. “Never really had much to do with Bronte” Maxine says. “Hattie, you are now free, could one housemate please unchain Hattie” Big Brother says. “Great” Hattie smiles. Will comes into the bedroom with a key. “Thanks Will” Hattie smiles.

12: 54 PM: All the housemates are talking in the garden. “Nominations was fun then, results should be tonight, wonder how Bronte’s doing” Niamh says. “Yeah, she’ll be fine, hopefully she’s supporting all of us” Luna says. “Hope so, such a harsh eviction, like, we were just chatting, thirty seconds later she was gone, she left the house in a muddy apron, muddy jeans and green polo shirt” Doug says.

In the Bit on the side studio, “Hello Viewers, it’s me Toya Washington, also known as hurricane Toya or beautybonae, I’m here to present the live face to face nominations. Big Brother is about to call the housemates are about to be called to the sofas, Big Brother will tell the housemates to open their letters, I’ll take over and we can watch the housemates squirm as they read out their nominations and nominate for the final time” Toya says.

“Can all housemates come to the living room, can one housemate go to the hatch” Big Brother says. The housemates gather in the living room. Luna sits down next to Doug and Will. Niamh sits next to Chloe on the yellow sofa, Maxine and Hattie sit together on the blue sofa. “Can all housemate move to give themselves more space” Big Brother says. “What’s happening?” Doug says. AJ goes to the hatch. “There’s envelopes, there’s one for each of us” AJ beams. “Oh my god” Niamh squeals as AJ passes round the letters. “Housemates, open your letters” Big Brother says. “What the hell is this” Chloe gasps. “Oh god, oh no” Luna sighs. “This, this is a transcript” Doug smirks. “No, No, I can’t, I won’t” Niamh says, Niamh looks at her sheet of paper, Niamh tears it up and throws the pieces to the ground and storms off. “Housemates, it’s Toya, AJ, please stand up and read your nominations. Please read all of it and stick to the script” Toya says. “Hey Toya, god, here we go, my first nomination is Niamh, we’ve not spoken much, I’m still annoyed by her behaviour with Hattie in the recent week, I think she is immature and needs to grow up. My second nomination is Maxine, recently Maxine hasn’t joined in with the house much, she gave up instantly in the chain task, it was rude, selfish and obnoxious, just like Maxine” AJ says. “God, that sounds awful” AJ sighs. “It is” Maxine snorts. “Can Chloe stand up and read her nominations” Toya says.

“My first nomination is for Maxine. She was pathetic and weak to give up the shopping task so quick, she was my friend but she’s become a moody cow” Chloe sighs. “Charming” Maxine grunts. “Sorry, my second nomination is for Hattie, Hattie has been so irritating, I want to slap her so bad, I was chained to her for nearly a effing day, I want her out so bad” Chloe sighs. “Thanks” Hattie says. “Can Doug please read out his nomination” Toya says. “My first nomination is Hattie, Hattie hasn’t been much of a team player recently, I haven’t spoken much with her in the house so far, but I don’t think she cares to be honest. My second nomination is Maxine, Maxine also hasn’t been much of a team player, her attitude towards he house has been upsetting, she just sits at the end of the garden or in the edge of the living room smoking the cigarettes we earned her” Doug says. “Done, just get it over with” Doug says and sits down. “Can Hattie please read her nominations” Toya says. “Right, my first nom is Chloe, Chloe is stubborn, rude and a pain in the arse to live with, she has no redeeming features at all and has been fake since week one. My second nom is AJ, I’ve gone off AJ, he was my friend but then he buggered off and went to sit with the cool kids at the cool table, I was only really his friend cause I had no one else” Hattie sighs. “You weren’t even here week one” Chloe snorts. “Lil bitch” AJ sneers.

“You are live on Channel 5, please do not swear, Can Luna please read out her nominations” Toya says. “Here we go, My first nomination is Maxine, she hasn’t contributed much to the overall house, she’s become out of place, she does sod all but smoke” Luna says. “My next nomination is Hattie, well, Niamh is my friend, Hattie has been rude to Niamh, very rude” Luna says. “Niamh ain’t been perfect herself” Hattie interrupts. “Shut up Hattie” Chloe sneers. “Excuse me, so, I’m gonna have to nominate Hattie because of her attitude to Niamh” Luna says. “Can Maxine stand up” Toya says. “Hey Big Brother, my first nomination is Chloe, she is nothing but a stroppy b*tch, she’s just left me in her desperation for food, she’d rather have food than support her first friend in the house, she’s gone and joined Luna, Doug and all that riff raff, it’s pathetic, she’s pathetic” Maxine snorts. “You old, stroppy- “Chloe says. “Watch it Chloe” Luna warns. “Anyway, where was I? My second nomination is Luna, she’s also pathetic, she acts so smug and she knows it, she’s too happy, seriously, she acts so happy you can tell she’s fake” Maxine says. “I’m not fake” Luna sneers.

“Can Niamh please return to the living room” Toya says. Niamh reluctantly walks back in the living room with sore eyes. “Have you been crying?” Chloe asks. “I ripped it up” Niamh says. “I shall read out Niamh’s nominations; My first nomination is Will, he’s nice but I don’t trust him, he is very polite, I think the quiet student stuff is all an act, Will is genuinely too good to be true, he’s also competition so obviously I want him gone, some of the other housemates, Max, Hattie and AJ might agree and nominate him as well. My second nomination is AJ, he reminds me of Rick, I am worried that I’ll end of fancying him, he’s probably hotter than Rick, a bit bland though, not as funny or flirty, but I wouldn’t say no. Niamh giggles” Toya reads out. Niamh slumps back into her sofa chair. “Thanks for that Niamh” AJ smirks. “Yeah, thanks a lot” Will says.

“Finally, can Will read out his nominations” Toya says. “Okay ,hello Big Brother, how you doing? My first nomination is AJ, he seems like a nice guy, but I wouldn’t really know as we haven’t exactly spoken much, he’s mingling into our little group which is nice but he seems very distant with me at the moment, he seems distant with me and Doug, it might just be him, he’s mentioned that he gets on with girls better. My second and probably final ever nomination is Hattie, Hattie hasn’t exactly been pleasant, bit of an understatement, she’s been a bit lippy at times, she hasn’t exactly done herself any favours to settle in with the rest of the house” Will says. “That’s done” Luna sighs.

“Housemates, you are free to leave. However, housemates are forbidden to speak to one another until morning, so, the housemates up for eviction are, with four nominations Maxine and Hattie, with three nominations AJ and with two nominations, Chloe ” Toya says. “I thought it was three and you’re up?” Will says. “Must have changed with less people, it’s a double though” Doug says. “Housemates, please shut up” Toya says.

The camera cuts back to Toya in the BOTS studio. “So, we’ll catch all the fallout of the nominations tomorrow in a very glittery and stylish dance-themed endurance task.

Nick.

02-09-2014, 06:14 PM

So, LINES HAVE NOW OPENED!

090 20 44 58 03: Chloe Wainwright
090 20 44 58 09: Maxine Williamson
090 20 44 58 13: AJ Richardson
090 20 44 58 14: Hattie Ellis

To vote, please PM me with the four nominated housemates ranked from 4 (Your favourite) to 1 (Your least favourite)

Lines close on Thursday at 12PM! :spin:

Nick.

03-09-2014, 05:31 PM

090 20 44 58 03: Chloe Wainwright
090 20 44 58 09: Maxine Williamson
090 20 44 58 13: AJ Richardson
090 20 44 58 14: Hattie Ellis

Reminder to get your votes in!

To vote, please PM me with the four nominated housemates ranked from 4 (Your favourite) to 1 (Your least favourite)

Lines close on Thursday at 12PM!

:dog:

Nick.

03-09-2014, 08:24 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 40

9: 50 AM: Housemates have been called to the garden for this week’s shopping task and AJ is reading out the instructions. “Housemates, this week’s task is called Blame It On The Boogie. At the end of the garden you will find the boogie pod (A Dancefloor and glitter ball).At least Two housemates must remain in the boogie pod at all times, whilst in the boogie pod the housemates most keep dancing nonstop. The boogie pod is open from 10 AM to 10 PM. Throughout the week Big Brother will call a certain housemate into the boogie pod, this housemate will be joined by their two nominess. If he boogie pod has only one or no housemates at one time they will incur a fail, if a housemate withdraws from the task they will incur a total of five fails. For example. Big Brother might call AJ onto the boogie pod alongside Niamh and Maxine where they can dance out any issues they have” AJ reads with a smirk.
“Great, so the pod should open shortly” Luna sighs. “Yeah” AJ sighs. “Housemates, can two housemates go to the boogie pod” Big Brother says. “Let’s go Doug” Luna smiles and Doug and Luna enter the boogie pod.
“5, 6, 7, 8” plays. “Ohh Disco” Luna smirks. Luna and Doug disco dance.
13: 11 PM: Luna, Doug, Will and Niamh have swapped between the boogie pod doing Disco dancing. “Can Chloe, Maxine and Hattie enter the boogie pod” Big Brother says. Luna and Will wait for Maxine, Hattie and Chloe to arrive before leaving and sitting down.
“Love Machine” plays. “So I’m a b*tch?” Chloe sneers. “I’m weak and pathetic” Maxine snorts. “You are, you are not giving up this task, you better not, seriously Max, you want food, we need food” Chloe says. “You called me a pain in the arse” Hattie sneers. “You are, I spent a week chained to you, and now I’ve got to dance trapped with you, I can never escape” Chloe whines. “We’re in the same house, we’re not able to escape anyway” Hattie sneers. “You’ve changed so much Chloe” Maxine snorts. “For the better, it seems as if you’ve learnt nothing, you’re still selfish, still stuck up and rude” Chloe says. “The irony” Maxine scoffs as she continues disco dancing. “I’ve changed for the better, you shut up and dance” Chloe sneers.
15: 12 PM: Doug has been called to the boogie pod alongside Hattie and Maxine. “See ya” Chloe snorts as she walks off. “I expected better from you Doug” Hattie says. “You expected wrong, seriously, it was tough, everyone else was a closer friend, let’s just dance” Doug sighs. “Whatever, Chloe’s turned into a right snob” Maxine says. “I know, hanging around with the riff raff” Hattie says. “Eh, that’s my friends you’re calling riff raff, it’s hardly my fault Chloe became pleasant” Doug snaps. “Oh you wouldn’t understand Doug, Chloe is not pleasant, shes’ still fake, rude and obnoxious” Maxine says. “Yeah” Hattie smirks. “No, she’s rude to people who provoke her or are rude to her” Doug says and edge away from Hattie and Maxine and continues dancing.
“Holiday” by Green Day plays as AJ, Niamh and Maxine. “Rock and Roll! Seems equal, you nominated me, I nominated you” Niamh smirks. “Don’t get too close yeah” AJ smirks. Maxine grunts. “Oh Max, tired of dancing?” Niamh says. “You called me rude, selfish and obnoxious” Maxine sneers. “You are, how have you not realised” AJ says. “I love this song” Niamh smirks. “FAKE, that’s what you are AJ” Maxine yells. “That’s what the diary room is for, to vent out your honest opinions, I wasn’t fake, I just wasn’t truthful with you, I never acted to be your friend and you never pretended to be mine” AJ says. “God, get me off this thing” Maxine sighs, Maxine tries to keep dancing. “Y’know Max, if you give up then that’ll just make you more hated, it’ll just prove that you’re weak and lazy” Niamh says. “Shut it you stupid girl” Maxine snaps. “Act your age Maxine, for a women of your age, you’re pathetic” Niamh sneers and dances in the opposite corner.
16: 34 PM: All the housemates apart from AJ, Maxine and Niamh are in the living room. “How’s Niamh and AJ doing on the boogie pod?” Luna asks Chloe. “They’re all quiet, doing as little as possible, Maxine’s going to be on there a lot” Chloe says. “And me” Hattie sneers. “And you, Doug was the only one who didn’t get a nomination” Luna says. “I’ve done my bit, but I’ll go in there at night, I’m going to lie down for a bit” Doug says and walks off. “I’m gonna get them some drinks” Will says. “I’ll help ya” Doug smiles. “I’m only going on there when I have too” Chloe says. “I’ll go on it in the evenings, but Big Brother said something about an award for whoever spent the most additional time” Luna says. “Nah, I’m gonna go out into the garden and encourage AJ and Niamh” Chloe says.
16: 39 PM: All the housemates apart from Hattie are in the garden. Maxine, AJ and Niamh are in the boogie pod. “Yeah, you work it” Chloe smirks. “AJ, Maxine and Niamh may leave the boogie pod, please swap over” Big Brother says. “I’ll stay on” AJ says as he takes off his shirt to wipe his sweaty forehead and throws it onto the ground. “I’ll join you, you coming?” Chloe asks Luna and Will. “Alright” Will sighs. “Strange Things Will Happen” plays. “Oh god, I think I’m gonna cry, this is in fault in our stars” Chloe sighs. “This is a rumba, right?” Will says. “I don’t know dance” AJ smirks. “D’you not watch Strictly?” Luna asks. “We have Dancing With The Stars in America” AJ says. “Right, Strictly might have started, wonder who’s in the line-up” Will says.

21: 23 PM: AJ and Chloe are in the bedroom sleeping after a busy afternoon of dancing, Doug, Luna, Will and Niamh are in the boogie pod and Maxine and Hattie are in the kitchen drinking tea. “What d’you think will happen if we quit?” Hattie smirks. “We’ll probably fail the task and everyone will hate us, not much change then” Maxine smirks and sips her tea. “Yeah, gonna sleep on it, don’t see the point of wasting hours for money we’ll probably not get to eat anyway” Hattie says. “Might as well sleep on it” Maxine smiles.

Nick.

04-09-2014, 09:16 PM

Lines have closed btw. Double eviction tommorow.

Nick.

04-09-2014, 09:33 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 41

10: 00 PM: Luna has been called to the boogie pod with Maxine and Hattie. “Here we go again” Maxine snorts. “Just chill yeah, I’m not going to bicker with you, I don’t need to explain myself, so shut up, and boogie” Luna says as she begins dancing.
12: 12 PM: “Can all housemates got to the boogie pod” Big Brother says. “What d’you think it’ll be?” Chloe says as her and Doug walk over. “Dunno, probably just want us all dancing together” Will says as she steps onto the dance floor. “Housemates, the next theme is moshpit” Big Brother says. “What’s a Moshpit?” Niamh says but screams as the housemates start a Moshpit and collide and bounce against one another.
15: 07 PM: Maxine has gone to the boogie pod with Chloe and Luna. “Here we are again” Chloe smirks. “Just dance, she need to win this task, we haven’t failed yet” Luna says. “Yet” Maxine scoffs. “And we won’t, as long as we all work together and don’t quit” Chloe sneers. “If I want to quit I will, you have no right to stop me” Maxine grunts. “Oh, you miserable bore, you said you can’t stand miserable bores at the start, well you’ve clearly got a problem, haven’t you” Chloe sneers. “Same as, you’re nothing like you were at the start, thought you’d try and redeem yourself and try and win” Maxine snorts. “I’m not in it to win it” Chloe says. “Oh don’t lie Chloe, you’d love to win” Maxine says. “Anyone would, you’ve come this far” Luna says.
16: 45 PM: Niamh, AJ and Will are in the boogie pod. “So, Niamh, you definitely don’t fancy me” AJ grins. “No, well, no, I might have though, I don’t know, I feel so awkward” Niamh blushes. “Don’t worry about it, in a few weeks, I’ll be back in the states and we’ll probably not see each other again” AJ smirks. Niamh smirks. “And Will, I shouldn’t have nominated you, I don’t think you’re a game player” Niamh sighs. “Really? You seemed pretty certain in your nominations, you must really think I’m fake if you nominated me over Maxine or Hattie” Will says. “Oh Will, I just didn’t know what reasons to give for nominating Hattie or Max” Niamh says. “So you call me fake, do you really think I’d try and act fake for six weeks” Will says. “I don’t know, I don’t” Niamh sighs. “You really do think I’m fake, I dunno, it seems rather hurtful for some reason” Will admits. “Guys, we shouldn’t end this experience on a low, both of you have gotten on until now” AJ says. “You were all like, ‘you’re my best friend now’, but it seems as if you’re acting fake as you’re the one who’s befriended me and not said a thing and has accused me, not even to my face, of being fake” Will says. “Will, I probably shouldn’t have said that, please Will, let’s just ignore it” Niamh begs. “I don’t know if I can y’know” Will sighs.
17: 19 PM: Chloe, Luna and Doug are making dinner. “We’ve still got plenty of food from the last shopping task” Doug says. “Well we only got that on Tuesday and we’ve spent most of our time in the boogie pod, well I have” Chloe says. “I actually feel a bit bad for Hattie, she was chained up for seven days, had to read out her nominations, faces eviction and has to spent most of her freedom in the boogie pod” Doug says. “I don’t feel sorry for thank shank of a yank” Chloe sneers. “I guess. This week has gone quickly though, Bronte left on Monday, nominations on Tuesday, the dance task now, eviction tomorrow, god it’s a double as well. Are you nervous Chloe?” Luna asks. “A bit yeah, I faced eviction back in week one, but I dunno, things have probably changed, either for better or worse, I’d be a bit more confident if it was a single, but still, it’s still nerve wracking, and if I survive, I’ll be in the final” Chloe says. “That would make six in the final, they could do another all up from Friday to Monday vote like with Bronte” Luna says. “Oh yeah, but that’s with everyone so I’d feel a bit better” Chloe says. “I’d feel really embarrassed if I went in a vote with everyone up, like, you’d know that you were the least favourite out of everyone, would be awkward, Bronte must be a bit embarrassed, ,but the crowd were nice” Luna says.
18: 00 PM: Will has been called onto the boogie pod with Hattie and AJ. Hattie walks up to the boogie pod. “Big Brother, I give up” Hattie says loudly and merely walks off. “What?” Chloe yells as she walks out from the kitchen and into the garden. “Yeah, I’m not bothering” Hattie sneers. “If we fail Hattie, if we fail...” Chloe stutters. “You’ll stutter at me” Hattie smirks. “B*tch” Chloe mutters as she walks up to AJ and Will. “Ah well, we should still pass, that counts as five fails though, the eviction’s getting closer, you nervous?” Will says. “A bit, I’ll probably get boos like Judith did” Chloe says. “Nah, the crowd are pretty fierce though, they’ve booed Maxine, but it’s vote to save” Will says. “Which means I’m out” AJ says. “No, don’t say that AJ, Maxine and Hattie should start packing their bags, well, we’ll just keep our fingers crossed, anything could happen tomorrow” Chloe says.

Nick.

05-09-2014, 07:14 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 42

“It’s the final eviction of the series, it’s a double, Maxine, Hattie, Chloe and AJ face the chop. Who goes? You decide” Emma smiles as she stands on the red carpet and in front of the crowd who are carrying “Maxine to win”, “Get Chloe Out” or “We love Doug” banners.

12: 30 PM: Housemates are participating in the final part of today’s shopping task. All housemates apart from Hattie have been called to the boogie pod. They will face a final endurance task, they must all dance until the eviction tonight making them dance for nine hours. “What?” Chloe snorts. “No way, bye” Maxine snorts and walks off. “Max, don’t do this” Luna sighs. “I can, and I will” Maxine says and walks off. “Bloody hag” Chloe whispers. “Oh Chloe, now you’re just embarrassing yourself, seriously, at least I’ve kept my morals, you’re gonna look like a right idiot when you’re out” Maxine snarls and walks off. “Let’s just do it then” Doug sighs. “Can We Dance” plays.

13: 05 PM: Hattie is in the bedroom catching up on sleep. “Max, what you doing here? Shouldn’t you be doing the stupid task?” Hattie says. “Gave up, look, sadly I think were both out, but we’re gonna walk out with our dignity intact, I have nothing to gain from this task so what’s the point?” Maxine says with a smile. “Yeah, let’s just strut out, it’s gonna be sick, seriously, leaving them all, going back to the States, I’m taking you with me y’know, drop London for a bit, come with me and I’ll show you the real sites” Hattie smiles. “Great, but we’re out, Chloe’s got fans and the stupid teens will vote for AJ. ‘Cause he is well fit” Maxine chuckles. Hattie grins.

Emma Willis stands at the bottom of the stairs. “So, housemates didn’t pass their shopping task, as Maxine and Hattie both quit they incurred ten fails, they were only allowed nine, but now, let’s save one and evict another” Emma smiles. The camera cuts to the house where Chloe is sitting with Luna and Doug, AJ is with Niamh and Will, Hattie and Maxine are sitting on the sofas in the corner of the room away from the housemates.“Housemates, this is Emma, for the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. The crowd cheer and chant ‘GET CHLOE OUT’. “I can reveal that housemate with the most amount of votes and therefore safe is... HATTIE Emma announces.

“Oh my, well done Hattie” Maxine says loudly. “Well done” Chloe grunts. “Well done Hattie, thrilled for you” Will smiles. Maxine and AJ hug Hattie before sitting back down.

“Right, here is the tricky bit, here we go, who’s not making the final?” Emma smirks.

“Big Brother house, this is Emma, you are live on Channel 5, please do not swear. Lines have closed, and your fate is sealed”. The crowd are still chanting ‘GET CHLOE OUT’. “For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save. AJ, CHLOE and MAXINE” Emma says. AJ receives cheers, Chloe receives loud boos and Maxine is cheered with a few loud boos. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 8th to be evicted is...

Nick.

05-09-2014, 07:16 PM

AJ” Emma announces.

“Oh, no” Luna sighs and hugs AJ. Chloe wipes away a tear and hugs AJ. “Aw, don’t, don’t get worked up, I’ll see ya in a week” AJ smirks. Doug and Will shake hands with AJ and Niamh hugs him and kisses him on the cheek as he walks to the doors. The doors open and AJ walks into the cheering crowd. “No way, no bloody way has he just gone” Chloe says. “He’s gone, AJ’’s gone” Luna sighs and slumps back down.

“AJ, AJ, AJ, how are you doing?” Emma Willis smiles. “Good, feel better than expected” AJ says. “Sit down with me” Emma smiles and the pair walk to the pod. “AJ, you went in as a latecomer” Emma says. “Yeah, I liked it though, it actually felt like a lot less pressure as it wasn’t the official launch night and it wasn’t as much of a big deal, well it was a big deal for me” AJ smirks. “And within days, Chloe kissed you, how was that?” Emma says. “She was drunk, I am flirty and playful but she was drunk, I’m pretty wild at home so turning someone down was something I never expected to do, but Chloe became a good friend” AJ says. “And Niamh also admitted she could fancy you” Emma smirks. “Yeah, Niamh does that, it’ll be Doug next, mark my words” AJ smiles. “Maxine and Hattie have drifted off, what do you think about that?” Emma asks. “I think Maxine is just tired, she’s bored, Hattie’s bored, it all adds up, but their attitude towards tasks is disappointing and rude, they were both very adamant they were leaving and at least one of them is staying” AJ says. “Thank you very much AJ, you’ve been a nice and, well quite fanciable housemate, a lot of the ladies think so, you may go and see your friends and family” Emma smiles. The crowd cheer AJ as he walks off. Emma stands back up.
“Okay, Chloe and Maxine, only one can survive” Emma smiles.

“Big Brother house, this is Emma, you are live on Channel 5, please do not swear. lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save. CHLOE AND MAXINE. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 9th to be evicted is...

Nick.

05-09-2014, 07:23 PM

CHLOE” Emma says.

“What?” Niamh gasps. “No, no, can’t be” Luna says. “Goodbye everyone, seriously, I’m just gonna go, well, Maxine, you’re an old, lazy, moody obnoxious, stubborn and rude hag and Hattie, you’re just a bitch who I wished I nominated more often, seriously for some reason I kept on nominating Niamh, I’m so sorry, seriously Big Brother, you can’t punish me, it’s a shame you both stayed so long as neither of you deserve it” Chloe sneers as she walks off and through the doors. Chloe raises a middle finger to the booing crowd.

“Hello Emma, it’s been a while” Chloe smiles as she greets Emma in the pod. “Sit down Chloe, that was a, well memorable exit, you clearly didn’t get on with Hattie, but Maxine, you used to be inseparable, what happened there?” Emma asks. “I was a bit sick of being miserable, I wasn’t a feisty our as tough as I thought I was, I realised that I didn’t want to be lippy and snidey as I thought, well I was too Maxine and Hattie, but I wanted to enjoy myself and that’s not what I got with Maxine, Luna comforted me so much, she helped me give up smoking, like, she’s a real friend” Chloe says. “You certainly were a big character, back in week one, you had a bust up with Judith and Bronte” Emma says. “Yeah, it’s odd, I hated Judith, we all did, I feel so bad saying that now I realise, but Bronte, I judged way too much, she just seemed to be innocent, stuck up and too nicey nice, but she wasn’t, she was just a normal person” Chloe smirked. “Chloe, Who would you like to win?” Emma asks. “Luna or Will” Chloe says. “Just one” Emma smirks. “Luna, but either her Niamh, Doug or Will would be deserving winners” Chloe says. “Thank you very much Chloe, you may go and see your friends and family, I think AJ is there too if you’d like to give him a kiss” Emma smiles. Chloe walks down the carpet and receives boos. “Oh shut up you rent-a-mob” Chloe yells.

“Right, this is it, the final vote; it’s time to vote for your winner! However, on Monday, the housemate with the least amount of votes will be evicted, then on Thursday, just after they’ve done speechs whoever has the least amount of votes will leave as, via the diary room, yes, very Big Brother Five, and, well thus leaving four housemates in the grand final. Here are the all important voting numbers. Its 090 20 44 58, then add the housemates number on the end, To vote for Doug add 04, If Luna’s your winner add 05, if you want Maxine as the queen add 09, want to crowd Will the champion, then add 12 and if your team Hattie add 14, The number’s 090 20 44 58, lines close in the final on Friday” Emma says.

Nick.

05-09-2014, 07:27 PM

So, lines have now opened!

090 20 44 58 04: Doug Crofter
090 20 44 58 05: Luna Hartley
090 20 44 58 09: Maxine Williamson
090 20 44 58 10: Niamh Baxter
090 20 44 58 12: Will Redman
090 20 44 58 14: Hattie Ellis

To vote, please PM me with the four nominated housemates ranked from 6 (Your winner) to 1 (Your least preferred winner)

Lines close on Monday at 12AM! One housemate will be booted out at 7AM, And will reopen until Thursday where another housemates will be evicted via the diary room.

:dog:

Daniel-X

05-09-2014, 07:55 PM

Loving this!

Great result! :)

Hattie or Maxine for the win I say :cheer2:

Nick.

05-09-2014, 08:03 PM

Loving this!

Great result! :)

Hattie or Maxine for the win I say :cheer2:

I had no idea how the results were going to end up! I left writing the evictions and adding up the votes until this morning for a bit of suspense! :spin2::spin:

Ross.

06-09-2014, 05:46 PM

Chloe's eviction >>>>>>>>>>>>> Biannca's :love:

Will be voting soon once I decide between Hattie and Maxine. :flutter:

Cal.

06-09-2014, 06:12 PM

Chloe's exit:love:

Loving this, I know who I'm voting!

Nick.

06-09-2014, 06:16 PM

Thank you all. :flutter::spin::spin2:

Cal.

06-09-2014, 06:17 PM

Niamh to win like seriously.

Nick.

06-09-2014, 06:54 PM

Niamh to win like seriously.

Forget Maxqueen, it's about Queen Niamh. :laugh::spin:

Nick.

07-09-2014, 10:56 AM

Yesterday's episode (06/09/4)

Big Brother 16: Day 43

10: 11 AM: All the housemates are in the kitchen eating breakfast. “Oh my days, there’s two empty seats, I’m really not liking how empty this place feels” Niamh says. “I hope Chloe and AJ are supporting all of us” Luna says. “Half the beds are empty, six of us remain” Will says. “Six in the final” Niamh says. “Nah, they’ll try a shock eviction on Tuesday or something” Hattie says. “Maybe, gotta be alert then, d’you think we’ll have a shopping task?” Niamh says. “Perhaps, something from Saturday until Tuesday perhaps, bloody hell though, time has gone fast, seven weeks, eh? Didn’t expect to last three” Maxine says.

11: 55 AM: Luna, Doug, Will and Niamh are talking in the garden. “I think I’m going to cry, seriously, Chloe and AJ, I’ll see them in a week, but still, it’s sad, really sad, I expected them to be in the final with us” Luna sighs. “Don’t cry, you’re in the final, be happy, enjoy your least week, I expect Chloe and AJ are supporting us all, they have each other to support” Doug says. “I’m sorry, I need to get a tissue, see you in a bit” Luna says and runs off. “Shall we go and see her?” Doug asks. “I think she wants to cry in private for a bit, leave her alone, comfort her a bit later” Niamh says. “Final, though, I’m glad I survived at least one vote to be here, although Chloe did to deserve to be here more than me, never been nominated and up though” Doug says. “Same, close on a few times I bet” Will says. “Same, I expected to be up and out straight away” Doug smirks.

12: 27 PM: Luna is standing in the toilet crying.

12: 32 PM: Maxine and Hattie are talking in the living room. “Finalists, pretty shocking if I’m honest” Maxine says. “Yeah, I never expected to get to the final, especially considering I entered late, never expected to have much of a fan base, especially consider vote to save, but I topped the vote, my days, seriously, I’m lying but I am shocked” Hattie says. “Being honest is so uncommon, easy to mistake with being modest” Maxine snorts. “I’m glad I survived from being nominated, like, Luna, Doug and Will don’t know what it’s like to spend five days wondering about eviction knowing that your housemates put you up” Hattie says.”That’s actually so true” Maxine says. “They’ve pretty much sailed through by acting fake and being nice” Hattie smirks.

14: 28 PM: Will and Niamh are talking on the trampoline. “Is Luna just emotional about everything?” Niamh says. “I guess, Doug’s making her a cuppa though, we need something fun to happen though, I can feel us all just bitching and talking until the final, it would be pretty boring to be honest” Will says. “Yeah, Luna needs to look back, look at the start with twelve of us, Joel, Alex, Judith, then, Martyn and Rick, then Solomon, oh Sol, Bronte and AJ and Chloe” Niamh says. “There’s only actually been fifteen of us, felt like more” Will says.

14: 35 PM: Luna is in the bedroom. “Luna, I got you a mug of coffee” Doug says as he walks in. “I’m not thirsty, just leave me alone” Luna sighs. “Luna, I know you’re said about AJ and Chloe, but you’ll see them in a week, I bet they won’t wanting you slumping about, they’ll want you to be happy like you normally are” Doug says. “But being in the final without AJ or Chloe, I don’t deserve to be here, they do” Luna says. “You deserve your place as much as anyone Luna” Doug says. “I don’t though, I shouldn’t be in the final, I’m only here because the biggest characters have faced one another in vote to saves, but me, I’ve just kind of plodded along, having fun, enjoying myself, well, until now” Luna says. “There’s nothing wrong with that, you don’t need to be a bitchy, feisty, sassy person, they public might prefer someone who is not as argumentative, not as desperate, down to earth” Doug says. “You don’t know that” Luna says. “None of us do, not until Friday, then we’ll find out everything” Doug says.

16: 44 PM: All of the housemates are chatting by the pool. Will and Niamh are splashing about whilst Maxine and Hattie sip tea and Luna and Doug talk. “So Luna, seriously, don’t worry about anything” Doug says. “But I’m gonna be hated though, I know it” Luna sighs. “Not at all, well they’ll be some people who don’t like you” Doug says. “Exactly, there’s going to be people who hate me” Luna says. “Come on Luna, don’t be so naive, not in a million years will someone, anyone gain universal popularity, they’ll always be fans and haters” Doug says. “Probably more haters than fans” Maxine smirks. “Oh Max, do you have to be rude now?” Doug sighs. “I’m not being rude, I’m being honest, Luna will have haters, she’s sucked up to Chloe, done sod all, been part of a clique, she’s not exactly gonna be loved” Maxine says. “Oh Max, that is being rude” Doug says. “Well, if we’re telling truths, Maxine, you’re stubborn, obnoxious, lazy – “ Luna says. “Nothing I don’t already know, seriously, I don’t give a damn some wannabe journalist thinks” Maxine snarls. Luna huffs and walks off. “Yeah Max, seriously, why don’t you care, like, not at all?” Niamh says. “No, I’m too old to care, really, I don’t give a damn” Maxine sighs. “You should Maxine, you claim you’re mature, don’t bloody kid me, you should be aware that you are horrid, foul, cruel, selfish old witch” Niamh sneers. “Oh Niamh, that’s rude” Hattie says with a smirks. “Oh don’t bloody joke with me, if we’re talking of people’s opinions, I don’t give a damn what you think Hattie because you are a wannabe model and a dumb, silly American bitch” Niamh yells and walks off.

Nick.

07-09-2014, 01:25 PM

Lines are now going to close at 10PM!

090 20 44 58 04: Doug Crofter
090 20 44 58 05: Luna Hartley
090 20 44 58 09: Maxine Williamson
090 20 44 58 10: Niamh Baxter
090 20 44 58 12: Will Redman
090 20 44 58 14: Hattie Ellis

To vote, please PM me with the four nominated housemates ranked from 6 (Your winner) to 1 (Your least preferred winner)

Lines close on Monday at 12AM! One housemate will be booted out at 7AM, And will reopen until Thursday where another housemates will be evicted via the diary room.

:dog:

Nick.

08-09-2014, 06:39 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 44 & Day 45

Emma Willis stands in the middle of the red carpet wearing a blue and pink dress. “So earlier today one housemate was evicted at 7 AM, were not going to reveal it yet, you’ll find out soon though. They’ve spent the day chilling with friends and family in the swanky Elstree hotel, ready for a nice live interview. Here are some highlights from yesterday” Emma says.

8: 15 AM: Niamh is ranting in the diary room. “Big Brother, she is ******ing unbearable, I cannot live with her, please do something, cause, cause she’s just foul, horrid, annoying, rude, and, and I can’t, she is making all of us depressed, she doesn’t give a damn about us, seriously, she is a bloody nuisance, but yeah, if she’s going to be a wind up merchant, well, too can play that game, if she thinks its gonna win her votes then she is bloody kidding herself” Niamh sighs.

9: 30 AM: Housemates have finally been allowed into the garden. In the garden there are six tall cages, in a circle, with bars as walls and wheels on the bottom. “What’s going on?” Hattie sighs. “Cages, probably going to trap us in them with someone” Niamh says. “There’s six, one for each of us, stupid girl” Maxine sneers. “Evil bully” Niamh says loudly. “What d’you say” Maxine demands. “Evil bully, exactly what you are” Niamh sneers. “Come on Niamh that makes you as bad as her” Luna sighs. “Okay guys, next task” Will, who is holding a scroll, says. “Housemates, your final shopping task is simple. Whenever the alarm goes off, you have ten seconds to run to your cage, then you will have an endurance task, for every ten minutes you stay in the cage you will get a pound, so if you all stay for ten minutes you will get thirty six pounds, if you all stay in for an hour you will get £216. The maximum amount of time you may stay in your cage is three hours, the clock on top of the 3rd cage along will display the amount of time left whilst the 4th one along will display the amount of money earned, if a housemates wishes to leave their cage they must merely open the key from the inside and walk out” Will reads. “What’s with the producers and endurance tasks” Niamh sighs. Suddenly, the alarm went off. “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1” Big Brother counted down. All the housemates sprung into their cages apart from Maxine who waddled into hers and entered just in time.

9: 40 AM; After ten minutes of waiting, housemates have raised thirty six pounds. “Housemates, that was a practise, always be alert, be aware, you may leave, once done please enter the house so the cages can be reset” Big Brother says. “Darn, who else thinks that they’ll be a surprise eviction in these cages on Wednesday?” Hattie says. “Probably” Will says. “Maybe Tuesday, but yeah, always be alert” Doug says. Maxine and Hattie walk off. “Niamh, please, tone it down with Maxine” Doug says. “Why?” Niamh says, looking startled. “Because you shouldn’t let her get to you like that, it’s exactly what she wants, she wants you to flip out, don’t draw attention to her” Doug says. “Fine, but seriously, she deserves to be pissed and irritated, see how she likes it” Niamh sighs.

13: 44 PM: Housemates are midway through lunch. The alarm goes off. “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1” Big Brother says. Maxine strolls to her cage but doesn’t make it in time. “Ah well” Maxine smirks.

13: 56 PM: Hattie turns her key and leaves. The housemates have raised thirty pounds. “And out I go, enjoy” Hattie says. “Try and do another twenty minutes, lunch might still be alright” Doug sighs. “Look guys, we spent a week chained together, we can do this” Will sighs as he sits up in his cage.

14: 20 PM: “Out?” Luna says. “Yeah, we must have done another ten minutes, or maybe two” Doug says. Housemates have so far raised fifty four pounds. “Out we pop” Niamh smirks. “Chloe would have loved this task” Doug smirks.
“So here we go, who has been evicted and in 6th place?” Emma says.

7: 00 AM: The alarm has gone off. “What time is it?” Luna sighs as she emerges from her bed. Maxine merely walks to the cage followed by Hattie. Doug and Will enter their cage and Niamh sits down and rests her head against the bars. “It’s like 6 or 7 in the morning” Niamh sighs and all the cage doors are locked.

Emma Willis walks into the garden via a door alongside two stage crew members. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, you are live on Channel 5, please do not swear. Lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting for their winner. DOUG, LUNA, MAXINE, NIAMH, WILL and HATTIE. I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 10th to be evicted is...

Nick.

08-09-2014, 06:41 PM

DOUG” Emma announces.

Suddenly the two stage crew members grab Doug’s cage, Emma clings onto the bar and the crew members wheel Doug off through a door before he has the chance to speak. “What just happened?” Niamh gasped. “Doug, for crying out loud, three of my friends evicted in days. Doug should be alright though, poor him though, evicted before the final” Luna sighs. “I guessed there was gonna be an eviction, didn’t expect it to be at, like 8 AM?” Will says. “Well, I guess we didn’t stay alert” Niamh smiles. “Can we go?” Maxine says. “Let’s last ten minutes Max, for the finals sake, guys, I really think we need to make up, there’s no point going into the final with a tiff going on” Hattie says. “Alright” Luna smiles. “I am sorry guys y’know, I guess I am tired and everything, but it’s just hit in, I’m in the Big Brother final!” Maxine chuckles. “Oh Max, there’s the jolly fun Maxine” Luna smiles with a tear rolling down her eye. “Are you crying?” Hattie smirks. “I think so, tears of happiness and sadness” Luna beams.

The camera cuts back to Emma who is standing in the pod. “Right, please welcome the housemate in 6th place. Its DOUG!” Emma says. Doug walks along the carpet and sits down in front of Emma with cheers and applauding from the crowd. “So Doug, was that a shock?” Emma smirks. “Yes, we discussed a supposed shock eviction, but none of us, ever imagined it would be at 7AM” Doug smiles. “Was it shame to be out before the final?” Emma says. “Yes, of course it was, someone had to go out though, pretty memorable exit though, being chauffeured away in a cage with Emma Willis clinging on” Doug smirks. “Doug, you went in there, you hit it off with many of the housemates, especially Luna” Emma says. “Luna was my best friend in the house, we never argued, we just bonded and got on very well, same with Will, he came in very quiet and I really got in with him, I kinda regret not really connecting with Rick, Chloe, Sol and AJ much though, awkwardly I only chatted to AJ once Luna did but then again, I was chained to Hattie, Will and Chloe” Doug says. “Right Doug, the final is on Friday, who do you want to win?” Emma asks. “Luna, Will would deserve it but I’m gonna say Luna” Doug says. “Thank you Doug, you’ve been lovely to have on the show, however, the shocks don’t end there, you may have, during your brief hotel stay you may have seen that there’s another eviction on Thursday with whoever has the least amount of votes” Emma smiles. “Oh god, none of them deserve to go right before the final though” Doug smiles. Doug walks down the crowd to cheers.

Nick.

08-09-2014, 08:24 PM

Lines have reopened!

090 20 44 58 05: Luna Hartley
090 20 44 58 09: Maxine Williamson
090 20 44 58 10: Niamh Baxter
090 20 44 58 12: Will Redman
090 20 44 58 14: Hattie Ellis

To vote, please PM me with the four nominated housemates ranked from 5 (Your winner) to 1 (Your least preferred winner)

Lines close on Thursday at 6PM. You may vote again if you've already voted, all previous votes will be added. :spin2::dog:

Nick.

09-09-2014, 09:23 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 46

9: 18 AM: All of the housemates are in the kitchen. “We can all nearly fit around one table, there’s five of us left, we are the final five” Hattie says. “It’s scary” Niamh says. “We’ve all made it so far” Will says. “It’s so quiet, it seems so soon since Martyn and Rick were splashing about in the pool” Luna says. “Yeah, it feels weird knowing that the awful camping task was only a month ago, still feels like last week I was stuck with Judith, playing monopoly, putting up the tents” Niamh smirks.

Niamh has been called to the diary room as part of a task today. “Hello Niamh” Big Brother says. “Hello Big Brother” Niamh smiles. “Niamh, today housemates will take part in the Great Big Brother Bake Off” Big Brother says. “Oh, that sounds fun” Niamh smirks. “However, Big Brother is giving you a secret task, you will all be baking cakes, you must sabotage the cakes, Big Brother has specially programmed your Oven timer to display a series of instructions to guide you” Big Brother says. “Sounds awesome” Niamh says. “At the end of the task housemates will eat the cakes, after you have tasted the final cake which has been sabotaged with chilli power Big Brother will ask housemates to guess on who the saboteur is” Big Brother says. “It sounds like fun, I won’t let you down” Niamh grins.

14: 35 PM: Housemates have been called to the garden which has five tables, five ovens, and a whole range of ingredients and equipment on a circular table at the front. Luna is at the front, Hattie is behind, Will 3rd, Niamh is behind Will and Maxine is at the back.

Will is currently mixing ingredients in his bowl. “Niamh, put all the spoons in the draw above this oven, it will store them secretly” appears on Niamh’s screen. Niamh goes to the front, she pinches a spoon and smuggles the remaining ones under her sleeve and in her apron pocket whilst the other’s are busy. Niamh puts them in the draw safely.

“Niamh, whilst on your way down, change the gas mark of Luna’s oven” The timer displays. Luna has turned round to talk to Hattie and Will is watching his cake. Niamh quickly turns the gas mark up and Luna turns round and is oblivious, Luna smiles at Niamh who smiles back.

Hattie and Maxine are still working on the cake mixture. “Niamh, please swap the wrappers for vanilla essence with the bottle marked pineapple juice, it’s actually liquidized quorn” The timer displays. Niamh walks back up and pretends to be looking for a spoon. “Looking for something?” Will smiles. “A spoon” Niamh says. “I couldn’t find one earlier, I can wash my one up for you” Will smiles. “Cheers” Niamh smiles. Niamh quickly takes the vanilla essence bottle and pineapple juice bottle back to her table. “Anyone seen the vanilla essence?” Maxine asks as Niamh swaps the labels. “Oh sorry, it was on my table” Niamh says, pretending to be embarrassed. “No problem” Maxine smiles. Niamh has put her basic sponge cake in the oven as Luna takes her out. “Damn, oh dear, it’s burnt, I must have set the wrong temperature” Luna shrieks as she wafts smoke away. “Oh no” Hattie says. “Oh dear” Luna sighs. “Niamh, you must now sabotage your cake, please put some of the black icing from in your cupboard on your cake. It’s not nice, that’s all I’m saying” The timer shows

“Niamh, you’re final challenge is to convince either Hattie or Will to use the maroon fondant, it contains chilli, please come to the diary room after the task” The oven timer displays. “Oh that looks lovely Hattie” Niamh beams as she looks at Hattie’s mosaic cake. Niamh then walks to the front and takes some yellow icing. “Thanks, dunno what colour next?” Hattie says. “Hold on” Niamh says as she grabs the maroon fondant. “I think this yellow or maroon would add some texture and contract with the green and peach. I’m kinda using the yellow though” Niamh says. “No worries, I think the maroon looks nice” Hattie says. Niamh walks back to her table smirking.

Niamh is back in the diary room. “Niamh, how do you think you’re task went?” Big Brother asks. “Good I’d say, I felt a bit bad for Luna though, I don’t particularly want to taste Maxine’s or Hattie knowing what’s in them” Niamh says. “Niamh, you only cake you didn’t sabotage was Will’s, In the next hour Big Brother would like you to hop over the chicken coop and into the garden, there will be a baseball bat next to Will’s cake, you must trash his cake and put it under the cloche” Big Brother says. “Oh god, Will spent ages on his cake” Niamh shrieks as she puts her hands on her cheeks.
16: 55 PM: All the housemates are in the living room. “Shame about yours burning” Hattie says. “Ah well, my mistake” Luna smiles. “Did you decorate it? You had a nice design planned” Niamh says. “I decorated it, we can’t eat it but yeah, I wanted to decorate it” Luna says. “Never done much baking to be honest” Maxine says. “I’ve done a bit” Will says. “You’ve done a bit of everything” Maxine chuckles. The housemates laugh as Niamh walks to the laundry room as part of her final task. Niamh hops over the chicken coop fence and makes her way to the five cakes under five cloches. Niamh picks up the baseball bat and swings it at Will’s cake, icing splatters everywhere, Niamh wipes icing off her face and clothes but leaves a little bit under her index finger. Niamh walks back into the living room.

18: 11 PM: Housemates have been called to the garden, Niamh walks to the back of the group, and Niamh wipes her index finger on Hattie’s sleeve. “Can Maxine please unveil her cake” Big Brother announces. Maxine cuts her cake into five generous slices. Luna is the first to eat and spits the cake out. “Eh” Maxine gasps. “What is that, the weird essence, it’s disgusting what d’you put in!” Luna gasps. Maxine takes a small bite and also spits her cake out. “Oh god, that’s rank” Maxine gasps. Niamh’s cake is eaten next. Will swallows his cake. “Nice” Will smiles. Hattie spits her cake out. “What’s wrong?” Niamh asks. “Something not right, the icing, it tastes funny, horrid, foul” Hattie says. Niamh accidently spits out Hattie’s chill cake. “That’s lovely Luna” Hattie smiles as Luna displays her cake design. “Can Will please unveil his cake” Big Brother announces. Will pulls off the cloche. The icing has splattered and smudge, jam is running out of the cake and the sprinkles have been mashed into the sponge. “What happened Will, and you’ve got icing on your sleeve Hattie?” Luna gasps.

“Housemates, please go to your table, please keep quiet, one of you is the saboteur, there is an envelope placed on your table, the envelope contains photos of the other four housemates, please choose who you think the saboteur is” Big Brother says.

Luna chooses Hattie, Hattie chooses Luna, Will chooses Hattie, Niamh chooses Hattie and Maxine chooses Niamh. “I can reveal that the saboteur is.......Niamh, Niamh congratulations, you have won a range of baked treats for the house and a top up of luxury food and wine” Big Brother says. “Oh my god, you burnt the cake?” Luna shrieks. “Yeah, my oven had little messages programmed” Niamh says. “Well done Niamh” Will says. “I’m sorry Will, about smashing your cake” Niamh smirks. “No problem, you did what you had to do” Will smirks.

Nick.

10-09-2014, 08:27 PM

I've been a bit busy recently so yeah, no episode today.

Nick.

11-09-2014, 05:41 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 48

Emma Willis stands in the Bit On The Side studio, “So, one of our housemates is about to leave, whoever has the most votes will be evicted tonight, housemates are currently doing their final speeches, we’re going to show you that and then we’ll evict someone” Emma smirks.

11: 56 AM: Maxine, Will and Hattie are sitting in the garden. “So, it’s the penultimate day, tomorrow, one of us is walking out the winner” Maxine beams. “I can’t believe, I really can’t, I never expected to get so far” Will says. “Same, I never expected to beat Chloe either last week” Hattie says. “Same, first and last week I was nominated, survived four evictions in total, not bad” Maxine says. “Two weeks ago we had like nine housemates, now we’ve got five, we’re all leaving tomorrow, I’m going, It’s such a loss” Will says. “I’m not ready to go, I just wanna stay here and chill with you all, I wanna stay here, continue nominating until two of us remain” Hattie smirks. “And the winner never leaves the house?” Maxine smirks. “Yeah, the winner wins quarter of a million and the house, pretty awesome” Hattie smirks.

14: 02 PM: Housemates have been called to the living room. “Housemates, in the hatch there is an envelope, inside the envelope are ten cards with amounts of money, from 50p, £500, £2000, £5000, £7,500, £10,000, £12,000, £14, 000, £16,000 and £25,000” Big Brother announces. “Where’s this going?” Hattie wonders. “You will leave with the amount of money you choose, You must each choose a card, then you have the chance to take a gamble, in the garden there are fourteen post boxes containing prizes such as a car, double cash, half cash, an extra ten grand to the prize fund and other stuff” Big Brother says. “Oh” Maxine grunts. “Housemates, please decide” Big Brother says.

Hattie slips the envelope onto the living room table. “I’ll take twelve” Niamh says. “I’ll take ten” Will says. “I’ll go with the sixteen” Hattie says. “Twenty five” Maxine says. “I think we should leave the twenty five, it only seems fair” Luna says. “Alright” Maxine sighs and takes fourteen grand. Luna takes seven and a half grand.

Unbeknown to the housemates, four of the post boxes are empty. Hattie keeps her card, Maxine posts it, Luna keeps hers, Will posts his and Niamh posts hers. “Maxine, please open the post box” Big Brother says. Maxine opens the letter box and finds a the words ‘MONEY DOUBLED’. “Wait, does that mean you’ve got, erm, what’s it, 26 grand?” Niamh gasps. “I guess” Maxine chuckles. Will opens his letter box and finds the words ‘WEEK HOLIDAY IN CUBA’. “Oh that’s awesome” Niamh smiles. Niamh finally opens her letter box and finds the words ‘MONEY HALVED’. “Aw well, six grand is still good” Niamh smiles. “Housemates, look after your prizes, housemates, please get dressed and suited for your last dinner cooked and prepared especially for you, please pack your suitcases and set out any clothes for tomorrow, you’re beds will be made throughout dinner to make your final night a relaxing one” Big Brother says. “This is getting very emotional now!” Luna squeals.

19: 30 PM: Housemates have gathered round the dining room table which has been lavishly decorated with candles and has been moved into the garden whilst the housemates got prepared for the meal. Luna, Maxine, Niamh and Hattie are all wearing pretty dresses whilst Will is wearing a black and white suit. Luna is first to make a speech. “I came in the house first, I had no idea what to expect, I have loved every minute though, I’ve made friends for life, I’ve met some wonderful people and I wouldn’t change any of it, it’s been Big Brother at its best and I’ve loved it so much” Luna says. Hattie speaks next. “I entered as a latecomer, I was so confused and nervous, I’ve settled down so much since and winning would just be the icing on the cake, anyone of us deserves to walk out as the winner, so best of luck guys” Hattie says. “I wasn’t exactly the most friendliest of people, I was a bit of a bitch, I admit that, I really have learned more about other people and feelings, I came here so selfish and stubborn, things have always gone my way in my life, I’m gonna walk out those doors as a new person, Big Brother has changed me and I’m so thankful to everyone of you who’s helped me” Maxine says.

“I was incredibly quiet when I entered, I’ll leave a lot more confident, I love more insecure and, well, more fun and happy, I came in here to learn who I am, and I’ve done that, so, even if I’m out first, I won’t be sad, I’ll be happy as regardless of where I come, I’ll have learnt who I am, I never came here to win, I never consider winning and the chances of me winning as well, pretty low” Will says with a smile. Niamh is the final housemate to speak. “I can’t express or say how crazy this experience has been, I’m so stumped on what to say, I hate speeches, but I’m gonna come out of this so much of a nicer, friendly and caring person, you’ve all helped me to control my emotions and I can’t thank you enough, you’re all wonderful people, I love you all lots, I’m gonna miss you” Niamh says.

“So, soppy speeches out the way, who is Big Brother going to call to the diary room?” Emma says.

Nick.

11-09-2014, 05:42 PM

“Can WILL come to the diary room” Big Brother announces.

“Ooh” Will says and walks into the diary room.

Will sits down in the diary room. “Hello Big Brother” Will smiles. Emma Willis’ voice is heard. “Hello Will, this is Emma, you are live on Channel 5, please do not swear. Lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 72 hours the great British public have been voting to save. Will, I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 11th to be evicted is, Will” Emma says. “Oh dear, nice one Big Brother” Will smirks. “Will, please leave the house via the door to your right” Emma says. “Gotcha” Will says.
Will is escorted into the Bit On The Side studio. “Will, hello, how are you?” Emma smiles. “Good, nice twist, very Big Brother 5” Will smirks. “Ha, so Will, sit down” Emma says. “Will, you’re evicted just before finale night, how does that feel?” Emma says. “Disappointing, well, someone had to leave” Will says. “Which leaves us with an all girl final, who would you like to win?” Emma says. “Luna or Niamh, but I like everyone but those two have been with me from the start” Will says. “Will, we had your mother on Bit On The Side a few nights ago, she said she’s very impressed with how you’re confidence has grown” Emma says. “I’d say I’ve grown up a bit, learnt more about myself, which is what I came here to do” Will says. “Will, it’s been a busy show, you’ve been a pleasant and kind housemate, thank you very much” Emma says. “Cheers” Will smiles. “So, Luna, Niamh, Hattie and Maxine remain, lines are appearing on your screen, lines will freeze throughout tomorrow’s show, tomorrow, a winner of Big Brother will be crowned!” Emma Willis says.

Nick.

11-09-2014, 05:43 PM

All female final, possibly a world-wide record? :wink:

Daniel-X

11-09-2014, 07:41 PM

YAY GO HATTIE AND MAXINE!

The female final is perf (well I don't really like Luna nor Niamh actually :laugh:)

You've done so well writing this I could have never have done this

Nick.

11-09-2014, 07:56 PM

YAY GO HATTIE AND MAXINE!

The female final is perf (well I don't really like Luna nor Niamh actually :laugh:)

You've done so well writing this I could have never have done this

Thanks! :)

Tbh I expected to give up within a week. :blush2: Although it's only been 49 days, another week and I'd have lost all energy.

Nick.

12-09-2014, 03:33 PM

Gonna have a nice parade of outfits for tonight finale!

Niamh

http://www.colorattire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hot-pink-prom-dresses.jpg

Luna

http://15dollarstore.com/img/10931_1_442_p.jpg

Hattie

http://productshots0.modcloth.net/productshots/0128/3595/8a780dc78cb257f5701346a9de904829.jpg?1366840244

Maxine

http://data1.whicdn.com/images/28424644/large.jpg

Nick.

12-09-2014, 07:22 PM

Big Brother 16: Day 49

Emma Willis stands on the red carpet. Gold barriers run along the sides and the pod has gold cushions. The crowd have banners such as “Hattie to win, “Maxqueen”, “Niamh The Queen” or “#TeamLuna”. “49 days, 15 housemates, it’s all come down to this, tonight, the winner of Big Brother 16 will be crowded” Emma Willis the crowd cheer.

“So, eleven housemates have been evicted, let’s meet them!” Emma says. “First out, it’s Joel” Emma says as Joel walks down the carpet wearing a grey suit and sits in the pod. “Alex is next” Emma says and Alex swaggers down the carpet wearing a white suit. “Our first girl out, it’s Judith” Emma says and Judith is booed as Judith walks down wearing a black and gold dress with a long skirt. “Next out was Martyn, then shortly followed by Rick” Emma says. Martyn walks down wearing a black suit with matching trousers and Rick wearing a white shirt and skinny chinos. “Our youngest housemates Sol, left in 10th place” Emma says. Sol walks down the carpet wearing a pastel blue shirt with black jeans. “Next girl out was Bronte” Emma says. Bronte walks down wearing an apple green dress with her blonde hair tied up. “AJ left next followed by Chloe” Emma says. AJ is wearing a white and blue checked shirt with the top three buttons undone. Chloe is wearing a red and black dress with bright red lipstick. “And finally, Doug and Will” Emma says. Doug walks down wearing a brown suit and black trousers whilst Will is wearing a white shirt with a red tie and black trousers. “And here are our housemates, all squashed in the booth, Joel and Alex, who do we want to win?” Emma asks as she walks over. “Maxine, she’s been herself and been hilarious and rude at the same time” Joel says. “Niamh, very nice girl, anything but fake or 2-faced” Alex says. “What about you Judith?” Emma asks. “Maxine” Judith says. “Rick and Martyn?, Let’s go round” Emma asks. “Niamh” Rick smirks and Martyn says “Hattie”. Sol says Luna, AJ says Hattie and Chloe says Luna. “I’d love Luna to win” Doug says. “Same” Will nods. “There we go, in a month or so we will have what the housemates did next, but for now, let’s find out 4th place” Emma says.

The camera cuts to the house where Luna and Niamh are on the red chairs, Hattie and Maxine are sitting directly opposite, Maxine is sipping a glass of wine. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, you are live on Channel 5, please do not swear. Lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 168 hours the great British public have been voting for their winner. HATTIE, LUNA, MAXINE and NIAMH” Emma says. All four housemates receive cheers. “I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and in 4th place is...