CH5HD Big Brother Discussion Live Eviction 9PM Friday 25/7/14

[Johnnyuk123]

If Mark was offered a fake tan session or a private sex session with Christopher then fake tan session it is.

[Happywelshpsycho]

Mark is a weasle, I so hope he gets pu up next week!

[Jake.]

Tooo rahhh

[LukeB]

oh ffs i just want to know who is evicted

[chuff me dizzy]

God i hate mark

Me too and he wss my runner up

[Vanessa]

Mark treats Christopher like a child. :rant:

[Spoon]

Someone yelled "Get Mark out!" Yay!

[Jay.]

Looked like he was having a twitch

or a stroke :hehe:

[zakman440]

I love that Super Cassandra is quoting Orwell :love:

[CaudleHalbard]

If Mark was offered a fake tan session or a private sex session with Christopher then fake tan session it is.
Without a doubt!

[LukeB]

im still confident steven is going

[Jay.]

im still confident steven is going

:fc:

[Jake.]

or a stroke :hehe:

too far http://i.imgur.com/N9pfqvQs.jpg

[CaudleHalbard]

Close run thing methinks.

[chuff me dizzy]

Watch them all crawl back up Zoes arse now shes saved first

[LukeB]

waiting for the result is like waiting for a tan

[chuff me dizzy]

or a stroke :hehe:

Not funny

[Achilles]

mix of Get Mark, Steven and Pav out is what I heard there

[LukeB]

steven has massive boo;s than pav

[chuff me dizzy]

mix of Get Mark, Steven and Pav out is what I heard there

Didnt hear mark ?

[fitz2k2]

this is a setup for steven to reunite with kim smh this show is fix

[MB.]

ew @ Mark making me change my sig

[LukeB]

this is a setup for steven to reunite with kim smh this show is fix

its a fix if he stays.silly

[Brother Leon]

I don't know who the **** you are babe x

[Yoshi888]

Told Zoe was an ego up her own arse

[Jase.]

Get Mark out chants just then?

[fitz2k2]

its a fix if he stays.silly

my bad,ur right

[chuff me dizzy]

I don't know who the **** you are babe x

Me neither

[LukeB]

I don't know who the **** you are babe x

she doesn't know who you are either pal

[Jordan.]

"everyone's succesful" when most of them just get by on their looks being models

[LukeB]

oh here we go steven talking about himself

[chuff me dizzy]

Oh balls , hes thrown the journey card , I oredictatd this on Monday

[fitz2k2]

steven talking about steven

[Achilles]

Steven talking about bookies

[Brother Leon]

she doesn't know who you are either pal

I'm not moving like people would though am I?


Step back.

[Yoshi888]

Yeah we know it's all about you steven

[Jake.]

He literally makes me want to cry

[LukeB]

christmas looks like he was fed up

[Jay.]

I just quickly voted because I'm nervous for Ashleigh D:

[smudgie]

Oh balls , hes thrown the journey card , I oredictatd this on Monday

Just as long as he is at his journeys end Chuff:dance:

[LukeB]

steven acting up to the camera

[Jake.]

Mark has a laugh which you'd hear in a ghost house

[chuff me dizzy]

Just as long as he is at his journeys end Chuff:dance:

Oh please, I will be gutred if he stays

[Yoshi888]

Ashleigh in pink sweet

[LukeB]

ashleigh seems more better with chris then danielle imo

[Brother Leon]

Steven with a better voice than Zoe.

[MB.]

Steven goldfingered Kimberly etc etc

[fitz2k2]

goodbye goldfinger

[LukeB]

Steven with a better voice than Zoe.

asif. deluded

[Jake.]

'gold fingerrrrr!'

bye

http://i.imgur.com/gnhCIwo.png

[chuff me dizzy]

Come on plwase let him be going

[Jay.]

*geeky post*

The cinematography of the evictions are so good, like the whole walking back into the eye with the camera and it closing. I love it :flutter:

[Kazanne]

Steven hasn't got a bad voice and that WAS funny

[LukeB]

lines have closed and we find out after the break omg im nervous

[Yoshi888]

I think Steven should join toya and go on Nigerian TV far far away

[Spoon]

Get ready for an incredibly obnoxious, self-aggrandizing interview.

[Achilles]

Will they save one first then have a 1v1? or just say who is evicted?

[MB.]

*geeky post*

The cinematography of the evictions are so good, like the whole walking back into the eye with the camera and it closing. I love it :flutter:

...apart from the evictions themselves, when they focus on everything but the person walking down the stairs

[LukeB]

after the break we could see the best evictee or a shock evictee

[Kazanne]

Steven will love it,he'll be with Kimberly again

[Jay.]

...apart from the evictions themselves, when they focus on everything but the person walking down the stairs

So true! :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Who goes BB decides! :joker:

[LukeB]

i feel sick!

[Benjamin]

Here for Steven being evicted :dazzler:

[Jay.]

Quite nervous for this tbh, if Pav is saved first I'll be a nervous wreck.

[chuff me dizzy]

lines have closed and we find out after the break omg im nervous

Just got snother beer hope I wont be drowning my sorrows

[LukeB]

Just got snother beer hope I wont be drowning my sorrows

hopefully its a happy beer, longer breaks than ever

[chuff me dizzy]

Quite nervous for this tbh, if Pav is saved first I'll be a nervous wreck.

He wont be

[Jay.]

This supercasino advert is actually awful.

[Brother Leon]

Why all the nerves? :laugh:

It is obviously Steven and if not then Pav.

[Achilles]

I just prepared for the worst and took myself out of it all :tongue:

[LukeB]

here we gooo!!!

[chuff me dizzy]

hopefully its a happy beer, longer breaks than ever

Here we go

[JTM45]

My god.........Ashleigh's looking absolutely delectable tonight isn't she!!!!:lovedup:

Yeah, Kim's undoubtedly an attractive girl but put her next to Ashleigh and she turns into a rather unremarkable looker!:shrug:

[Benjamin]

Ashleigh :lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kim expects fine dining tonight for their first date. But Steven will take her to the drive through at McDonalds and she can chose from the saver menu.

[MB.]

Here for Steven's face to wanked all over (with defeat obvs) :worry:

[Jake.]

Just glad Ashleigh is finally fetting cheered

[Yoshi888]

Steven will all have all bases covered in his delusion. Happy to stay and say he is happy to go.

[Jay.]

I don't get the Pav chants? Why no Steven chants? D:

[Jordan.]

Ashleigh :flutter:

[Samm]

Happy Ashleigh :love:

[Jake.]

plz be steve :fc:

[Jay.]

Just glad Ashleigh is finally fetting cheered

Same! :love:

[Jake.]

Ashleigh looked so happy :love:

[Jordan.]

if it isn't Steven ugh

[T*]

i'm so scared if it's going to be ashleigh

[Jay.]

Not saving one first? fml

[zakman440]

2 second steve.

[Johnnyuk123]

Steven you have 2 seconds to leave the building!

[Samm]

Yessss

[T*]

YES

[Yoshi888]

YES

[arista]

Steven - YES

[Jordan.]

:clap1::clap1:

[Jay.]

Yessssssssss! :love:

here for a much better show after tonights episode.

[LukeB]

YESSS!
http://i.imgur.com/30g0NkB.gif

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/gnhCIwo.png

[Spoon]

yay!!

[Achilles]

I knew it guys :laugh3:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! :cheer2:

[Benjamin]

Great, at long last!!!!!


:dazzler:

[Jessica.]

:dance: :amazed: :flutter: Bye Steven

Ashleigh gets another week.

[smudgie]

:cheer2::dance::cheer2::dance::cheer2::dance:


Ooooh yeeeessssss

[MB.]

Don't get your tits out pls

[Spoon]

give him 2 seconds to say goodbye

[zakman440]

I'm gonna lol so hard if when he gets to the door he says "Open It!"

[Jay.]

just leave Steven

[Braden]

So much for Steven giving them what for.

[LukeB]

wooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jay.]

What happened to him causing **** before he left...? :idc:

[smudgie]

Don't get your tits out pls

Ermm, he is one big tit.

[hijaxers]

Yessssss so long, farewell thank bloody christ the bastards gone.

[LukeB]

thank god!

[fitz2k2]

Helen fake tears lol

[Yoshi888]

Don't get your tits out pls

To late he is a big tit

[Lister of Smeg]

Quick chris jedi mind trick you will fall down the sttairs

[Smithy]

:clap2: well done GBP

[Spoon]

should be a 2 second countdown

[Johnnyuk123]

Wait folks cos Emma is gonna drop the safe house bomb.

[MB.]

Well that really was a Grace-style eviction wasn't it :umm2:

[Spoon]

creep

[*mazedsalv**]

Yesss!! :D

[Benjamin]

:clap2: well done GBP

[2]

[Jessica.]

Love Machine :joker: :yuk:

[LukeB]

girls aloud :worship:

[Yoshi888]

Emma looking hot

[Jay.]

What Emma just said.... :laugh3:

[Spoon]

CLOSE IT

[JTM45]

Steven......so very proud of his pathetic sexual performance!:facepalm:

[chuff me dizzy]

He knew it !!!!!! STILL waiting gor him to go through house

[Jake.]

8 weeks overdue

[Brother Leon]

Shame. He was pretty funny this week even if he was irritatign before it. Ahh well...he's spent his time in the house having sex with the house hottie. He can't complain much I imagine :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

What happened to him causing **** before he left...? :idc:

He s.h.i.t himself in the toilet.

[erinp5]

you bet, I see he was deluded to the end "I hear cheers"

[fitz2k2]

emma with more terrible jokes

[Jamesy]

I've never seen someone so proud with being crap in bed. I guess you would have to keep positive if you blew your load after 10 seconds.

[LukeB]

Shame. He was pretty funny this week even if he was irritatign before it. Ahh well...he's spent his time in the house having sex with the house hottie. He can't complain much I imagine :laugh:

ashleigh is the house hottie. classy is much beautiful kimbot is not classy the mess

[Kazanne]

Cant see the hate for Steven really,he was a pretty good housemate,kinda going to miss him,lol

[LukeB]

Cant see the hate for Steven really,he was a pretty good housemate,kinda going to miss him,lol

you dont get the hate
best joke i ever seen

[Cal.]

I agree, Steven wasn't a bad housemate and I don't know where his boos suddenly came from.

[fitz2k2]

no more me me me me

[Jay.]

Well, I'm pretty happy with that result tbh :smug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Cant see the hate for Steven really,he was a pretty good housemate,kinda going to miss him,lol

My OCD has no place for a nose picker. :joker:

[Marsh.]

He clearly can't afford a blazer that fits him. That or mummy got his measurements wrong.

[Jake.]

Happy, good result for once

[JTM45]

Emma's got a real thing for dresses with that fluorescent/dayglo yellow colour in them lately!
She's had at least three with that colour in the pattern over just the last month. She looks fabulous in it though so it's all good!:thumbs:

[fitz2k2]

must be double next week

[Brother Leon]

ashleigh is the house hottie. classy is much beautiful kimbot is not classy the mess

NAh.

[Kazanne]

you dont get the hate
best joke i ever seen

blimey are you for real:joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

Omg Steven's going to be banging Emma :worry:

[chuff me dizzy]

This will be so sickly all about him, Kim

[LukeB]

NAh.

yes your so deluded

[Jessica.]

I do not want to see Steven watching himself on top of Kim...

[Spoon]

I find everything about Steven offensive but thanks for the warning about repeating his sex scenes

[iRyan]

Steven walking out to Love Machine gave me nostalgic C4 era teas.

[Achilles]

bklNWWoJyzE

Tears of joy

[Jay.]

His face :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

yes your so deluded

For thinking Kim is the hottest in the house?....


get a grip lol

[Achilles]

He cannot fathom it at all

[zakman440]

Stevens future career?

http://i.imgur.com/2E4EF7d.jpg

[Jake.]

Glad that this is the last ten minutes I'll ever see of him :lovedup:

[chuff me dizzy]

His face :laugh:

Hes gutted, he thought he had won it

[LukeB]

Stevens future career?

http://i.imgur.com/2E4EF7d.jpg

:worship:

[Benjamin]

I swear Steven is a closet fag

[Spoon]

he says nothing when he speaks.

[JTM45]

My OCD has no place for a nose picker. :joker:

That bothers me too but even more so i think his grossly disgusting eating habits are awful!!!

Did his mother never give him some pointers on table-manners ?:shrug:

[Jay.]

Are we really supposed to believe that Kim and Steven are in love...? :laugh:

[Spoon]

Kim is not the love of his life.

[chuff me dizzy]

Oh Emma give it a rsst

[hijaxers]

My OCD has no place for a nose picker. :joker:

I agree all pick nose percy's piss right off -- ooh noo i was unpacking my trunk!

[Jake.]

Ah well, no 100K fireworks now.. The homeless will be gutted

[Kazanne]

For thinking Kim is the hottest in the house?....


get a grip lol

Kimberly and Helen are the most attractive girls in BB 14

[Spoon]

Are we really supposed to believe that Kim and Steven are in love...? :laugh:

Seriously. Give us a bit of credit.

[Jay.]

Ah well, no 100K fireworks now.. The homeless will be gutted

:joker: what a shame!

[LukeB]

Kimberly and Helen are the most attractive girls in BB 14

helens a fake trash nothing of her face is real .....

[Jessica.]

:yuk:

[Daniel.]

steven was hot with long hair tbhh

[Marsh.]

Love of your life. :facepalm:

[arista]

Over Cocky Git
Up his own ass

[Johnnyuk123]

I swear Steven is a closet fag

His boyfriend is furious!!!

[LukeB]

he is going to be like patrick off hollyoaks

[Ramsay]

Who are the other 3? :umm2:

[karl100589]

Five? Who had sex with themselves?

[Cal.]

5 people? How is that possible? :umm2:

[fitz2k2]

emma people have sex get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spoon]

too carried away to use a condom

[LukeB]

His boyfriend is furious!!!

he proberly cried because he needs someone;s D

[Jake.]

Who are the other 3? :umm2:

Michelle did I think

[MB.]

Shouldn't the number of people having had sex on TV be even :suspect:

[Kazanne]

helens a fake trash nothing of her face is real .....

You keep telling yourself that, She is still very attractive she must have a great surgeon.

[smudgie]

I swear Steven is a closet fag

Will swear you could be right.
Hubby said the same thing. (Well, he did not say fag)

[Benjamin]

Kinga and the bottle was the 5th

[Jay.]

Five? Who had sex with themselves?

:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Helen is too spiteful to be pretty it is written all over her face

[fitz2k2]

5 people? How is that possible? :umm2:

I guess you forgot about the past housemates from back in the day.Like lehiam n that model

[Kazanne]

Five? Who had sex with themselves?

5 pairs I take it

[Jay.]

Kinga and the bottle was the 5th

:laugh3:

[Spoon]

Shouldn't the number of people having had sex on TV be even :suspect:
not if someone had sex with multiple people.

[LukeB]

You keep telling yourself that, She is still very attractive she must have a great surgeon.

she is a trashy chav, not many besides ash finds her attractive
she is not a beauty queen unlike Queen Ashleigh who won a beauty contest

[Kazanne]

Helen is too spiteful to be pretty it is written all over her face

Funny that chuff ,that is exactly how I see Ashleigh

[MB.]

I guess you forgot about the past housemates from back in the day.Like lehiam n that model

Oh yes, I've completely forgotten about that housemate Lehiam

[MB.]

not if someone had sex with multiple people.

Not aired on Big Brother, they haven't

[Cal.]

Who are the other 3? :umm2:

Well I know there's more than that: Michelle Bass, Stuart Wilson, Maxwell Ward, Saskia Howard-Clarke, Chanelle Hayes, Ziggy Lichman, Kimberly Kisselovich, Steven Goode.

I think I'm missing some other couple...

[Kazanne]

she is a trashy chav, not many besides ash finds her attractive
she is not a beauty queen unlike Queen Ashleigh who won a beauty contest

Oh grow up,She still IMO is very attractive

[Jay.]

Steven's looking at Emma like he's going to kill her.. :umm2:

[LukeB]

Funny that chuff ,that is exactly how I see Ashleigh

ashleigh has so much class then kimbot and helen put together


ashleigh doesnt have sex with married men for moeny
and she doesnt have sex on tv :hehe:

[Jake.]

Helen is too spiteful to be pretty it is written all over her face

It's strange, I do find her a lot more attractive when she isn't gobbing back..

[Marsh.]

Translation: if she didn't show up I'd blame her illness rather than dare think she's no longer interested.

[LukeB]

Well I know there's more than that: Michelle Bass, Stuart Wilson, Maxwell Ward, Saskia Howard-Clarke, Chanelle Hayes, Ziggy Lichman, Kimberly Kisselovich, Steven Goode.

I think I'm missing some other couple...

Makosi?

[Jake.]

Steven's looking at Emma like he's going to kill her.. :umm2:

He'll be telling her to open it next...

[chuff me dizzy]

Funny that chuff ,that is exactly how I see Ashleigh

I agree

[fitz2k2]

steven n kim will fake relationship for about 2-3 months n it over

[Kazanne]

ashleigh has so much class then kimbot and helen put together


ashleigh doesnt have sex with married men for moeny
and she doesnt have sex on tv :hehe:

Blah,blah blah,obsessed much IMO,Helen and Kimberly are far more attractive deal with it

[chuff me dizzy]

I hope hotel has triple room ir Lynnes going to be well pissed off

[LukeB]

Blah,blah blah,obsessed much IMO,Helen and Kimberly are far more attractive deal with it

trashy people are not attractive

[Jay.]

Actually laughing at Steven's reaction to that! :joker:

[Jake.]

Blah,blah blah,obsessed much IMO,Helen and Kimberly are far more attractive deal with it

I wouldn't say that tbf, attraction is completely subjective

[Benjamin]

Wow that was awkward :umm2:

[Spoon]

hahaha he's devastated by that

[minny03]

what is the point of airing that clip?

[Marsh.]

Emma seems really hung up on the sex act itself. Move on and talk about him as a person/housemate, you'd find more reason for his eviction than "full on missionary".

[Kazanne]

I hope hotel has triple room ir Lynnes going to be well pissed off

:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

I wouldn't say that tbf, attraction is completely subjective

Of course it is,but some people need to understand that we don't all find the same people attractive so no point in arguing the toss all the time.

[chuff me dizzy]

:joker::joker:

She will be knociing on door ecery 10 mins

[Marsh.]

He's gulping like mad. Lmao

[Spoon]

his best bits should just be a nose-picking montage

[Jessica.]

:bored: Why did they have to show that a scene again??!

[Jay.]

oh dear god a reunion....

[Benjamin]

:yuk:

[Jessica.]

Open it.......... oh god

dying

[Ramsay]

I do love a happy ending

[chuff me dizzy]

Oh ffs

[fitz2k2]

emma should be fired

[Happywelshpsycho]

I've just vomited!

[smudgie]

Sick bucket time. :yuk:

[Jake.]

Of course it is,but some people need to understand that we don't all find the same people attractive so no point in arguing the toss all the time.

No I completely agree, the whole discussion is silly lol

[Jay.]

well this is so romantic

[arista]

Mag deals punk

[Yoshi888]

God how set up was that open it gag

[Brother Leon]

Beautiful Love. I'm in tears here.

[LukeB]

trashy couple

[minny03]

so cringey

[Jay.]

Here for us having the power again! :amazed:

[Johnnyuk123]

Here is your mummy Steven.:joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

yaaas

[MB.]

Well this was made for Ashleigh

[Jay.]

Do we vote Ashleigh...? is it 100% certain they are safe? :laugh:

[Jessica.]

EVERYONE VOTE TO PROTECT ASHLEIGH!!!! now

[LukeB]

I voted ashleigh

[chuff me dizzy]

Balls ive not got app