Movies to Pornos

[coffee]

Change the name of a movie into the name of its PORN VERSION directed and starring you obviously.

Ok I start.
Jumanji = Ju-minge-i \|/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

drag me to hell = drag me into the bushes and rape me anally

[Shaun]

Whatever Happened to Baby Zayn? (Answer: He Grew, Got Really Hung, And Slapped It All Over My Face)

it's a working title

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

night of the living dead = night of twinks giving head

[Loukas]

The Nutty Professor > The Slutty Professor
The Pokemon Movie > The Poke-a-Man Movie
Men In Black 2 > Men In Bareback 2
District 9 > District 69
Forrest Gump > Forrest Hump
Saving Private Ryan > Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Fantastic Mr Fox > The Fantastic Mr Cocks
500 Days Of Summer > 500 Days In Summer
40 Days And 40 Nights > 40 Gays and 40 Dykes

[Shaun]

Fun With Dick and More Dick

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

pacific rimming

[Shaun]

There Will Be Blood (Because She Still Has an Intact Hymen)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

waiting to exhale: autoerotic asphyxiation

[armand.kay]

The hunger games > The hung games

[armand.kay]

The woman in black > white woman on black
Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban > and the prostitute of azkaban

[armand.kay]

I know what you did last summer > I know who you did last summer

[Alf]

Look Who's Porking

Saturday Night Beaver

Blazing Saddle Bags

[Marc]

Titanic - TwoGirlsOneIceBerg

[T*]

The Final Ejaculation

[Livia]

Good Will Humping.

[coffee]

there will be blood (because she still has an intact hymen)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha hahahahahahaahah

[Alf]

Uncle **ck

King Dong

The Man who bummed Liberty Valance

[Crimson Dynamo]

The planet of the Rapes

[Crimson Dynamo]

Schindler's Fist

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sorest Rump

[Alf]

Scatman and Knobin

[Benjamin]

I still like Shaving Ryan's Privates

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Wizards Sleeve of Oz

[Jake.]

Shaganormal Activity

[coffee]

13 Ghosts = 13 mad shaggers

[Nick.]

Alice's Wonderland.
E.T: The Extra Testicle.
Ghost Thrusters.
Jurassic Prick.