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Crimson Dynamo
29-07-2014, 11:24 AM
:idc: Bad Christmas taking Mark to the absolute cleaners in front of the millions watching. Throwing his friendship aside like a fag butt.

Mark genuinely thought his powers had returned only for this dream to be viciously pricked by the utter lies from Christopher:nono:

Josy
29-07-2014, 11:26 AM
Mark has been *trying* to hoodwink the viewers since day one, glad he's been seen for what he really is now.

alex_front2
29-07-2014, 11:28 AM
Mark knowing the word 'hoodwinked' is bizarre and yet he's flummoxed by 'predictable' which is even more bizarre as he's supposed to have powers to predict. :joker:

Northern Monkey
29-07-2014, 11:29 AM
Mark has been *trying* to hoodwink the viewers since day one, glad he's been seen for what he really is now.

Exactly this.

Crimson Dynamo
29-07-2014, 11:34 AM
Mark has been *trying* to hoodwink the viewers since day one, glad he's been seen for what he really is now.

:nono: Mark is known throughout Liverpool and in his family for his psychic powers.

Josy
29-07-2014, 11:44 AM
:nono: Mark is known throughout Liverpool and in his family for his psychic powers.

Well then he should be well prepared for the public knowing what an over acting little **** he is shouldn't he.

rosie1991
29-07-2014, 11:54 AM
Well then he should be well prepared for the public knowing what an over acting little **** he is shouldn't he.

Oh my goodness, I nearly spilt my coffee reading that, I laughed so hard.

Well said Josy!

Daffodil
29-07-2014, 11:57 AM
Christopher made me laugh out loud when he said to Mark about 'think of a number between 1 and 2' :joker:

mr rochester
29-07-2014, 11:59 AM
Mark is a professional Scouser - therefore he hams up the accent and goes on any show that will have him. He grated at the start - then he got a lot better and now as it comes to the final run-up he maybe going all out to make his presence felt - even if it is with histrionics. The edits are starting to get a bit biased against him now too. He never got a bad edit for many weeks. Production probably want to steer the public towards Winston, Ashleigh and Christopher so it looks like they will throw Chris and Mark under the bus next.

Creggle
29-07-2014, 01:16 PM
Trumpet - 9/10 troll.

LukeB
29-07-2014, 01:19 PM
mark was so horrible to christopher, mark doesnt even have 'powers' its all an act

Crimson Dynamo
29-07-2014, 01:22 PM
Trumpet - 9/10 troll.

:nono:

I step in when people get hoodwinked like Mark. He thought his abilities had returned, abilities that have been shown to be 100% nearly accurate.

The evil Christmas used him and then tossed him asunder

Creggle
29-07-2014, 01:29 PM
:laugh3:

JTM45
29-07-2014, 01:47 PM
This thread is as genuine as Mark's 'psychic abilities' !!!:laugh:

BB should have one of those TOWIE style warnings beforehand making it clear that "while most of the housemates on Big Brother are actual people some of what they do, and Mark's entire persona including any abilities he may claim to have, have been created in advance with the aim of making him seem like a far more interesting and 'naturally hysterical' person and the perfect BB friendly winner! Sadly, for both him and us, he's been found out so we'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to both the viewers and former Mark fans who are feeling like they're the real people who've been 'hoodwinked' for making you suffer this heinous little orange twerp for these past few months! Please feel free to evict him at the first given opportunity. Yours humiliatedly, the BB Production Team :blush:"

Achilles
29-07-2014, 02:11 PM
Remember the upload where Christopher said to Mark "don't underestimate me, you have no idea what I'm capable of".

:hehe:

erinp5
29-07-2014, 02:27 PM
Mark has been *trying* to hoodwink the viewers since day one, glad he's been seen for what he really is now.

this

Crimson Dynamo
29-07-2014, 02:42 PM
the tealeaves will have the final say on Christopher, mark Marks words

LukeB
29-07-2014, 02:46 PM
my tea tells me mark has no powers at all never have never willl :umm2:

Mystic Mock
29-07-2014, 02:47 PM
I think Mark will use his newly found Telekinesis powers on Christopher if Christopher dares to speak to poor Mark like that again, he asked for that Sweet Potato to be thrown at him with an attitude like that.