CH5HD Big Brother Discussion 10PM Tues 29/7/14

[arista]

10PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/27/article-0-200B4CA300000578-901_634x478.jpg
yes you won


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yes Helen luv , your face tells us you lost.

[Johnnyuk123]

Yeah and get ready for this!:joker::joker::joker:http://m.uploadedit.com/b037/140665672463.gif:joker::joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

10PM

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yes you won

your dedication to punctuality is to be admired Arista:clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yeah and get ready for this!:joker::joker::joker:http://m.uploadedit.com/b037/140665672463.gif:joker::joker::joker:

i cant wait for tonight :dance:

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker:That clip was so funny.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:That clip was so funny.

its going to win

[Achilles]

It's the only one that could actually go viral. Hilarious and the no talking makes it even funnier.

[Johnnyuk123]

Pavs was good too. http://m.uploadedit.com/b037/140665737160.gif:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone!:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Alf]

I'm here, speaking words of wisdom

[mooo]

Hey guys

[zakman440]

:wavey: Hello All!

[Johnnyuk123]

Will Dimston get through an episode with his shirt on?:joker:

[Vanessa]

hello! :amazed:

[mooo]

D'awwwweee

[Kazanne]

Yeah and get ready for this!:joker::joker::joker:http://m.uploadedit.com/b037/140665672463.gif:joker::joker::joker:

OOOFFFFTTT ,get in there,:joker:

[mooo]

Christmas is cute

[Johnnyuk123]

waves to everyone.:wavey:

[zakman440]

Hugh saved Ashleigh? I don't remember that...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Helloooooo

[LukeB]

emotional episode tonight

[Achilles]

:omg:

[Brother Leon]

**** off Chris.

[Alf]

Get the tissues ready

[Vanessa]

Yeah and get ready for this!:joker::joker::joker:http://m.uploadedit.com/b037/140665672463.gif:joker::joker::joker:

:laugh2:

[bots]

will pav look at the ground tonight in a sexual manner

[GypsyGoth]

Hugh saved Ashleigh? I don't remember that...

:laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv had too much sainsbury cheap whiskey. Groan

[LukeB]

oh chris :facepalm:

[Johnnyuk123]

Keep dropping that truth tea Chris.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4d/53/86/4d5386db7ac0fd0e6f1501aafcfda312.jpg

[Kazanne]

:laugh2:

Never seen a mankini filled so well eh? eh? eh? vanessa:joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Good ol' Chris sealing his fate.

[Alf]

Iv had too much sainsbury cheap whiskey. Groan
As long as it wasn't that down market Tesco whiskey.

[Johnnyuk123]

Never seen a mankini filled so well eh? eh? eh? vanessa:joker::joker::joker:

Hi Kaz :cheer2:
Ashes bits nearly fell out. lol:joker:

[LukeB]

please go home mark

[Johnnyuk123]

Marks new word for the night is skips so frantic.

[smudgie]

Evening all :cheer2:

[Kazanne]

Schitzophronic:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Saint Pav :worship:

[Vanessa]

Never seen a mankini filled so well eh? eh? eh? vanessa:joker::joker::joker:

He's hot, but a mankini is always hilarious. :laugh:

[bots]

:joker::joker:schizopronic

[Kazanne]

Evening all :cheer2:

Hey smudglet:wavey:

[smudgie]

Hey smudglet:wavey:

Hey Kaz :love:

[GypsyGoth]

I can't wait for Christopher to last longer in the house than Mark :D

[Brother Leon]

Pervy Ashleigh looking at Winston.

[LukeB]

Pervy Ashleigh looking at Winston.

ashleigh is younger then winston

[Kazanne]

I can't wait for Christopher to last longer in the house than Mark :D

Don't you be hating on Mark he made Christopher a lovely cake to make up:joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

It's not acting the Hero..he's saying it how it is. Mark was a prick.

[LukeB]

It's not acting the Hero..he's saying it how it is. Mark was a prick.

something we agree in :clap1: you mean he is a prick?

[smudgie]

Was a prick, is a prick.

[Alf]

Shakiras hips telling the truth

[GypsyGoth]

Don't you be hating on Mark he made Christopher a lovely cake to make up:joker::joker::joker:

Aww :laugh:

The only reason I want him to place better in the show is because Mark seems to think that he's doing Christopher a favor by being with him. I don't actually like Christopher much :D

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope Helen shaves Marks head next.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Don't you be hating on Mark he made Christopher a lovely cake to make up:joker::joker::joker:

That was so sweet! I like these two. :love:

[LukeB]

Shakiras hips telling the truth

http://media.giphy.com/media/qeRmuv7wt8mfS/giphy.gif

[Kazanne]

Aww :laugh:

The only reason I want him to place better in the show is because Mark seems to think that he's doing Christopher a favor by being with him. I don't actually like Christopher much :D

:joker:I quite like them both,but there's not much choice this year is there:hehe:

[JTM45]

So what were these 'bitches' jealous about when they beat the crap out of Helen?
I thought it was because of the Roony Shagging/Story selling thing. Hardly a reason to be jealous Helen!!! ?

[CaudleHalbard]

I hope Helen shaves Marks head next.:joker:
And shaves off his eyebrows! :D

[LukeB]

i love my signature :flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

And shaves off his eyebrows! :D

Then draws them back on with a crayon. :joker:

[Achilles]

Walking dead :cheer2:

[aman201]

Fcuk me, this series is dire. :yawn:

[Kazanne]

Then draws them back on with a crayon. :joker:

NO Johnny NO:joker:

[Brother Leon]

Good get for 5* getting TWD.

[Johnnyuk123]

NO Johnny NO:joker:

Like this Kaz. lol :joker:
http://www.mayanrocks.com/blog/willandgrace-aliveandschticking.jpg

[LukeB]

winston :laugh3:

[smudgie]

Mark more like a turnip..swede to the southerners.

[LukeB]

Mark more like a turnip..swede to the southerners.

more like an orange

[Brother Leon]

Ash getting Pav involved. What a kind man.

[fitz2k2]

mark is soooooooooooo dumb

[Johnnyuk123]

JLO is in the diary room.

[Achilles]

Mark can't even get through a fruit and vegetable discussion without being nasty

[GypsyGoth]

Zoe in her tesco runners.

[LukeB]

something tells me zoe thinks she is staying

[Kazanne]

Ash getting Pav involved. What a kind man.

Ash is a kind man at heart

[Johnnyuk123]

Zoe will be on supermarket sweep next.

[LukeB]

Ash is a kind man at heart

he can be at times

[Vanessa]

Aww Christopher. :love:

[Achilles]

I'm staring at Ashleigh :creep:

[Alf]

something tells me zoe thinks she is staying
wrong quote

[Kazanne]

Zoe in her tesco runners.

:joker: £9.99 bargain basement:hehe:

[LukeB]

imagine tesco wants the housemates to do an advert and they go zoe we got nothing to talk about to you so you can watch

[Brother Leon]

Not this **** again..

[LukeB]

:joker: £9.99 bargain basement:hehe:

it be less then that it be the tesco value kind:hehe:

[LukeB]

winston is cute

[Kazanne]

Aw Mark what a gent

[LukeB]

Aw Mark what a gent

:joker:

[Achilles]

Chris is the daddy of the house :laugh:

[LukeB]

winston is the nicest guy there

[Johnnyuk123]

Ash just said he loves Dimston. What a perv!:joker:

[Achilles]

Ash just said he loves Dimston. What a perv!:joker:

House of perverted muppets :joker:

[Yoshi888]

Zoe wears Tesco basic knickers as they are beneath her

[Johnnyuk123]

House of perverted muppets :joker:

exactly. :thumbs:

[LukeB]

dont worry guys big brother aint that mean not to give the others their letters or are they?

[LukeB]

i think that bagged winston a place in the final :flutter:

[smudgie]

Awww, Christopher looked gutted, but brave.

[Yoshi888]

My god I hate it when they cry at the letters like they have been in the house for 5 years

[Brother Leon]

So, who gets the task to win the rest?

[LukeB]

Awww, Christopher looked gutted, but brave.

im sure bb willl give him a task for it

[Achilles]

Careful Winston, Chris will be having a word

[Johnnyuk123]

Hats off to Dimston, his shirt is still on.:joker:

[LukeB]

get over it mark

[Kazanne]

Awww, Christopher looked gutted, but brave.

He always misses out,maybe it's a sign that he will lift the prize:hehe:

[bots]

mark did a 1 armed hug ... wonder if he will be getting a talk on how to hug from chris too:nono:

[GypsyGoth]

Wow I'm kinda glad that Mark is self aware.

[zakman440]

:o MARKS CLEANING! There is someone who can clean in the house!

[GypsyGoth]

Is Rooney the father of her kid?

[LukeB]

:o MARKS CLEANING! There is someone who can clean in the house!

proberly finding ways to get into the final after last night

[smudgie]

He always misses out,maybe it's a sign that he will lift the prize:hehe:

Hmmmm,well, they could do worse.

[Achilles]

Helen's kid shooting up? :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

Why the **** are these guys wearing shades?lol

[LukeB]

i feel next weeks power will involve the prize money, hope they no power next week

[Yoshi888]

Wonder if Helens family will be proud that the whole of the U.K. Know what a **** she is

[Johnnyuk123]

:eureka:wow Helen mentions her kid.

[fitz2k2]

Wonder if Helens family will be proud that the whole of the U.K. Know what a **** she is

Feel sorry for Helen son

[GypsyGoth]

Why the **** are these guys wearing shades?lol

:laugh: they're officially z-listers.

[Vanessa]

I really like this two.

[Alf]

Is Rooney the father of her kid?
The Daily Star will be headhunting you.

[Yoshi888]

Oh god here we go with the tears

[smudgie]

Dear God..looks like a scene from Wuthering heights there.

[LukeB]

2 weeks is nothing away from home tbh ive done it

[fitz2k2]

:laugh: they're officially z-listers.

:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Feel sorry for Helen son

no need it has no affect on us

[Johnnyuk123]

http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/ab67/Roachkilla408/funny_shrek_7.jpg

[LukeB]

if we keep pav he will nominate mark and the rest most likly nominate zoe and pav if chris goes or chris or pav if zoe goes

[fitz2k2]

kinda really pointless for pav getting a letter for being in the house for about 2 weeks

[Kazanne]

Dear God..looks like a scene from Wuthering heights there.

one of my fave movies smudgie

[GypsyGoth]

:eureka:wow Helen mentions her kid.

I think they just haven't been showing her mention him, it's only now she's been shown chatting about him because the letter made her son relevant to a storyline.

[LukeB]

tesco advert :laugh3:

you go tes co co

[Alf]

one of my fave movies smudgie
I prefer the song.

[Kazanne]

I prefer the song.

I like that too

[LukeB]

http://media.giphy.com/media/qeRmuv7wt8mfS/giphy.gif
break dance

[smudgie]

one of my fave movies smudgie

A girl of good taste.

[LukeB]

excited for the inbetweeners 2!

[mooo]

Aww Christopher

[Alf]

Own up if you cry

[LukeB]

sad music

[hijaxers]

he could do with some support after all the vile treatment he has put up with the last 2 weeks

[smudgie]

Own up if you cry

More likely to vomit to be honest.

[Johnnyuk123]

It should be a barry white song for this.lol

[Kazanne]

Ash's lovely blue eyes

[Dollface]

tesco advert :laugh3:

you go tes co co

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[bots]

chris has started pressing his eyes again :D

[Vanessa]

Awww, this is cute. :lovedup:

[Kazanne]

More likely to vomit to be honest.

You're a hard woman:laugh:

[smudgie]

Pass me the sick bag...creepy Chris makes me hurl

[Kazanne]

Ash loves his mom and nana aw,xxxx

[LukeB]

if i was there i wouldnt cry reading or listening to others

[smudgie]

Ash loves his mom and nana aw,xxxx

Awwww, bless him.

[Kazanne]

Chris will be hurling the frying pan at Ash

[LukeB]

mark controlling again

[hijaxers]

Pass me the sick bag...creepy Chris makes me hurl

Is he not allowed to have feelings ?

[LukeB]

love winstons letter :laugh3:

[Dollface]

Chris will be hurling the frying pan at Ash

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Bianca! :joker:

[smudgie]

Is he not allowed to have feelings ?

Oh if only yet to see anything genuine from him.

[LukeB]

i love winston! great guy

[Alf]

Winstons old man

[smudgie]

Winston was great with his letter.

[Kazanne]

:bawling::bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

Zoe should do jazz hands or something at the end.

[fitz2k2]

wait pav has a son?

[Vanessa]

:sad::bawling:

[LukeB]

Zoe should do jazz hands or something at the end.

:laugh3:

[smudgie]

Pav to stay this week.

One of the actors to go.

[bots]

The Ashleigh Ash hug lasted a little too long :rant:

[erinp5]

"Your GP" at the end of Pav's letter .

[GypsyGoth]

The Ashleigh Ash hug lasted a little too long :rant:

:laugh:

[Alf]

Zoe trying to get in on Ashleighs moment

[LukeB]

now im crying for ashleigh

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen's pissed off at Ashleigh's letter. lol

[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

Her boyfriend writes a good letter :love:

[Alf]

Camera moment for Mark

[GypsyGoth]

Mark is cry-pooing.

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark annoyed he didn't get his fake tan session. lol

[smudgie]

Baaarrrfffff,. Oops, missed the bucket.

[bots]

i heard luis has sold some kiss and tell stories to the papers ;)

[LukeB]

get this sad music off

[Braden]

Zoe trying to get in on Ashleighs moment

I thought this too.

She completely ruined it by attempting to look as emotional as possible, when clearly she couldn't have gave a ****. :laugh:

[minny03]

I really hope Ashleigh wins this.

[Alf]

Mark is cry-pooing.

:laugh:

[hijaxers]

Winstons old man

Apple never falls far from the tree !

[billy123]

No need for the music.

[LukeB]

Mark is cry-pooing.

:laugh3:

[Johnnyuk123]

The best thing to do when you don't get your letter is to get up and eat a raw onion.

[Vanessa]

This is such a lovely episode. :lovedup:

[Yoshi888]

I am sure one of those cry babies must of all so did a bit of wee in their pants also

[Brother Leon]

Mark ffs LOL

[LukeB]

Mark is crying for the camera's OTT

[fitz2k2]

mark is playing up with cameras

[Alf]

Send some misery back in that house imedetly BB

[smudgie]

Trust Mark to ruin a 'moment'

[LukeB]

get mark out

[LukeB]

Trust Mark to ruin a 'moment'

he wants attention and wants everything to be about him

[Smithy]

You'd have thought someone had died

Over dramatic much :umm2:

[Achilles]

Happy rainbow moment lasted long :rolleyes:

[zakman440]

My reaction to that entire part:
https://i.imgflip.com/apcnz.gif

[bots]

mark clearly isn't a fan of rainbows

[hijaxers]

Netted house - no stray balls this year then !

[LukeB]

time for a break dance
http://media.giphy.com/media/qeRmuv7wt8mfS/giphy.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

mark clearly isn't a fan of rainbows

It's the gay flag isn't it?

[Jay.]

That was actually quite sad :laugh:

[smudgie]

he wants attention and wants everything to be about him

Very true, perhaps we could make it happen for him next eviction:cheer2:

[Achilles]

mark clearly isn't a fan of rainbows

Endor doesn't get rainbows

[hijaxers]

mark clearly isn't a fan of rainbows

Its a sign - Judy Garland will be arriving to take him somewhere any sec :joker::joker:

[Alf]

Apple never falls far from the tree !
Winston's a Tomato

[LukeB]

another tesco advert :laugh3:

[Achilles]

every Tesco ad is a reminder to vote zoe out :cheer2:

[Ross.]

This is a really good episode, so far...

[Johnnyuk123]

I so want lidl to make an advert that says.. every lidl helps.

[LukeB]

todays episode > yesterdays

[Yoshi888]

another tesco advert :laugh3:

Wonder if Zoe would ever dare go into a tesco now:joker:

[LukeB]

Wonder if Zoe would ever dare go into a tesco now:joker:

every worker would walk away saying :wavey:

[Jase.]

Chris is a two-faced ****

[hijaxers]

gawd the countdown woman in superpants

[Alf]

Wonder if Zoe would ever dare go into a tesco now:joker:
She's barred, she can pi*s off to Marks and Spencer, the stuck-up cow.

[LukeB]

i feel sorry for chris

[fitz2k2]

chris expression when he told her she got letter from a bf speechless!!!!!

[Yoshi888]

Ashley looking cute

[smudgie]

Poor Ashlegh, nowhere to hide.

[CaudleHalbard]

Chris is actually quite pissed off at Ashleigh getting a letter from her bf.

[Vanessa]

LOL Love these two! Playfighting. :laugh:

[LukeB]

dont thank big brother helen! thank winston

[fitz2k2]

Chris is a two-faced ****

def hes gone downhill this week

[Brother Leon]

Editing it so it looks like Helen is the only one bitching about Pav's letter and she wasn't just copying what Chris said...

[Yoshi888]

She's barred, she can pi*s off to Marks and Spencer, the stuck-up cow.

:joker: yeah she has too much life experience go shop in tescos

[LukeB]

dont worry helen he wont get it :smug:

[Vanessa]

Editing it so it looks like Helen is the only one bitching about Pav's letter and she wasn't just copying what Chris said...

None of them like Pav in there, except maybe Zoe.

[smudgie]

Urgghhhhhh, creepy slimeball.

[Yoshi888]

Chris kisses her head but he also had a chub on

[JTM45]

Helen thinks everyone's like her!!!!
It didn't even say that Helen, you twat!

[fitz2k2]

chris leave her alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

That was very sweet.

[hijaxers]

What a dreadful din !

[LukeB]

i would of chucked a pilliow at zoe

[Achilles]

GET ZOE OUT

I'd rather watch Chris masturbate than listen to Zoe sing

[Johnnyuk123]

Zoe auditioning yet again. lol

[fitz2k2]

zoe my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LukeB]

chris dont do this to yourself

[Brother Leon]

"****ing right he's had a ****ty time"

Can't stand this dude.. Remember when he was part of the "Nice people".. :laugh:

[minny03]

Chris is scaring me.

[fitz2k2]

chris still hating on pav smh

[smudgie]

Chris campaigning...

Get the creep out.

[bots]

Chris cracks me up, he really is out to get Pav ... no hiding it

[Calderyon]

Chris is putting a few more nails on his coffin...

[zakman440]

:facepalm: Chris needs to shut up about Ashleigh if he wants to stay this week.

[GypsyGoth]

It's like Chris wants to get evicted.