Let's Be Sarcastic About All The Housemates Thread

[Daffodil]

I wish Helen was my hairdresser!

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark is very sincere and naturally funny.:hehe:

[lostalex]

Ash is such a masculine alpha male, wow, i wish i had such a gorgeous masculine guy in my life!

[VanessaFeltz.]

Pauline was so nice to Jale.. I wish she was my mother

[Johnnyuk123]

Dimston is a great magician. In every episode his shirt magically disappears.

[bots]

Ashleigh is sweet and innocent

[Gusto Brunt]

Winston is so intelligent. :eek:

No, he really is. :p

[Johnnyuk123]

Helen is a virgin.

[Daffodil]

When Mark spoke 'posh' I closed my eyes and really thought it was Prince Charles.

[Beso]

I touched the sides of Helens vagina as I entered her.

[mr rochester]

Mark would do better if he really had a good rant...

[mr rochester]

Ash would look better if his teeth were smaller.

[mr rochester]

Helen must stop talking about her family all the time.

[HBB1508]

Zoe is such a timid little mouse.

[mr rochester]

Christopher looked fantastic after Helen cut his hair.

[mr rochester]

Toya(h?) will always be remembered for her serene demeanour.

[mr rochester]

Steven has never betrayed narcissistic symptoms.

[mr rochester]

Kimberley was the most vibrant and unselfconscious housemate ever.

[mr rochester]

Winston is qualified as a Barrister.

[HBB1508]

Steven lasted longer than 2 seconds.

[Achilles]

Ashleigh looks so uncomfortable during all of her conversations with her best friend in the house. Whenever Ashleigh sits on Chris' bed I think "why is Chris touching Ashleigh's bum with his bed? The dirty creep!!!!".

[Crimson Dynamo]

hang on, Mark is gay?

[puzzled]

Pav is a fireball of energy and joyfulness.

[mr rochester]

Pauline is a tender-hearted recidevist.

[Kazanne]

Ashleigh is so up front,honest and fun.

[mr rochester]

Winston needs to take a leaf out of Christopher's book and show his body more often and use any excuse to show his Popeye biceps - because bicep showing (to the exclusion of all else) is bound to win BB.

[mr rochester]

Someone should tell Winston he can sing.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dimston contributes so much to the show.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2306363/biceps-o.gif

[Fish_Fingers]

Pav's psychology degree is really giving him an edge in there.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Chris doesn't have the same creepy smile as Norman Bates at all. He obviously has buried his dead mother and doesn't sleep in the same room as her and he certainly does not dress up in her clothes whilst killing people with kitchen knives.

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[Johnnyuk123]

Helen bears no resemblance to this picture whatsoever.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd857aeaf7bb3402e6b60e79c234801a/tumblr_mxzs2kh7vp1siwdl5o1_500.gif

[daniel-lewis-1985]

LOL I love this thread.

That's actually not sarcasm....Or is it? :o

[Bedouin]

Zoe is the most genuine and modest person in this here land.
And that Matt, cor so chavvy and uncivilised.
I don't like this thread at all!

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes it is hard to believe but this is NOT Dimston's brother.
http://s28.postimg.org/x5o742wxp/hqdefault.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark has a wonderful grasp of the English language.

[rubberface]

you guys... Chris is not inlove with Ashleigh okay? Thats ridiculous he is love with Pav!

CHRIS + PAV = CHAV <3


#SHIPPINGCHAV

[Raph]

BB15 has been the best series of big brother ever

[daniel-lewis-1985]

BB15 has been the best series of big brother ever

I 100% agree also its been a HUGE success for Channel 5.

[Johnnyuk123]

Putting prostitutes and fame hungry *****s into the big brother house was a stroke of genius by the production team.

[Raph]

I 100% agree also its been a HUGE success for Channel 5.

SUCH a success! I can't believe they were able to find such a diverse and unique cast

[Raph]

Putting prostitutes and fame hungry *****s into the big brother house was a stroke of genius by the production team.

Yes, what a great idea to cast z-list celebrities, and what phenomenal television these housemates have produced

[Raph]

BB15 is clearly SOOOO much better than BB14

[Johnnyuk123]

I love how Big Brother have just left the housemates alone to interact with each other naturally.
Not once have they interfered with the outcome of tasks or eviction results.:hehe:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

SUCH a success! I can't believe they were able to find such a diverse and unique cast

I agree and the males have been so strong, nowhere near 90% feminine. I mean whats wrong crying all the time when your in your late 20's or early 30's and having to be comforted and mothered by the women?

Chris on the other hand is the only one who has a pair of balls, im thinking hes the next Bear Grylls.

[rubberface]

I love how many happy moments occured in this series!

[rubberface]

This series has the most likeable cast of all BB series....I am literally gutted every week when a HM gets evicted :(

[VanessaFeltz.]

I would have sex with Mark because he is hot

[LukeB]

i would like to live with mark
https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/XWKrUYz1N5J7i/giphy.gif

[Raph]

This series has the most likeable cast of all BB series....I am literally gutted every week when a HM gets evicted :(

im so attached to each housemate it's unreal!

[NotAWannabe]

What I love about the housemates is that they are so attentive when someone else is talking and they never talk over one another.

[rubberface]

Probably the first time BB cast HMS that actually say something to someones faces!

[Johnnyuk123]

It was great to see Big Brother not trying to grab the headlines using fake showmances. Thank you for sending out such a positive message to the younger viewers by not allowing housemates to have sex on national television. Their refusal to provide housemates with condoms was also another master stroke.

[Raph]

This year's winner is going to be the best BB winner ever

[Daffodil]

Nice to see BB has gone all out to avoid any voyeurism this series. I haven't felt at all like jumping in the shower after any of the episodes.

[Daffodil]

Pauline was such a babe.

[sampvt]

Why all this sarcasm, its pretty pathetic eh. Bless them all, they are all trying.....VERY.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ash does sooooo not fancy Ashleigh and Vice versa

[Daffodil]

Ash does sooooo not fancy Ashleigh and Vice versa

Yes I had noticed that too. They definitely do not at all fancy one another.

[Daffodil]

I think Steven should write a modern day Kama Sutra.

[Dollface]

Zoe's best friend works at Tesco

[MrWong]

I've never seen Mark on the telly before.