Top 5 BB15 Quotes?

[Raph]

What are your top 5 BB15 quotes? Yes I know it's hard given this mess of a series but still :laugh: For me:

5th: "I'm not 'avin it" - Mark about the 5000k challenge
4th: "You idio...weirdo man" - Danielle to Helen #teamJesus
3rd: "Slug over there is listening" - Helen about Slugsworth
2nd: "Put some water back in the pool, Jale" - Ash to Slugsworth when she jumped in the pool.

But the winner is....

1st: "Doh doh I'm Winston doh doh pissing all over the toilet seat like a barbaric animal" - Toya to the barbaric animal :D

[Jake.]

None of the slug ones should be included imo, not a fan of name calling

but 'I'm Winston, uh, uh, uh..' was a classic :worship:

[Northern Monkey]

Er......"Open it" > All

[Jake.]

Danielle (when Helen gets Steven from the garden after claiming he heard Danielle refer to the other female housemates as slags): 'Aye was it youuu? Oh there's a suprise!'

[VanessaFeltz.]

Stop calling Queen Jale slug. bye

[MB.]

"That was my f%$&#ing fish!" :worship:

[Rob!]

"I had a evil plannnn!" Helen mimicking Ashleigh.

Also "Gang? GANG?! Are you ok?" :joker:

[Shaun]

"Winston is pretty vacant. He's like an abandoned car"

[Jake.]

Also "Gang? GANG?! Are you ok?" :joker:

this

[reece(:]

"Ease up on the chicken man"

[Samm]

Toya: "mama didn't raise no fool"

& the winston one

Danielle: "trust me Ashleigh, I will go through her like a ton of bricks"

Ashleigh: "oh poor Kimberly"

[TheElusiveChanteuse]

Has to be danielle - weirdo man :laugh:

[Josy]

'What do you want to do, ave an arm wrestle or something?'

[Macie Lightfoot]

the best quote will come on finale night when Emma says goodbye to this abhorrent series

[Denver]

" no i dont drink tea and i dont drink coffe"

[Mystic Mock]

1. When Ash, Marlon, and Winston all have to do poetry in front of Danielle to impress her in week 4, and they show back some of Ash's really nasty comments and after seeing them he goes “it's not that bad.”

2. Helen and Danielle's argument in week 1 when Helen said that “she should stop shagging Jesus.”

3. Ash finding out that Jale nominated him and then he tells her to “shut up you Maggot.”

4. Ashleigh saying that Danielle's picture “makes her look like a transvestite.”

5. Helen calling Jale “Slugsworth” as it kind of reminded me of something out of Harry Potter lol.

[Jase.]

"You idio...weirdo man" - Danielle to Helen #teamJesus

:joker: :joker:

[Vanessa]

Two second Steven! Two second Steven! :dance:

[Raph]

Yes! "Mama didn't raise no fool" is a classic!

[Firewire]

"Ease up on the chicken man other people gots to eat the chicken"

[Firewire]

oh wait reece said already

[reece(:]

oh wait reece said already
Great minds think alike :clap1:

[Raph]

Jazzy p teaching slugsworth a thing or two :worship:

[Firewire]

"Got me fanny spray"

[Raph]

Danielle (when Helen gets Steven from the garden after claiming he heard Danielle refer to the other female housemates as slags): 'Aye was it youuu? Oh there's a suprise!'

Haha that whole argument was amazing. Queen Jesus was robbed

[reece(:]

Danielle slayed that argument :worship:

[reece(:]

Jazzy p teaching slugsworth a thing or two :worship:
"me and you need to not talk"
http://i.minus.com/iBknkGpWnMMrp.gif

[KeanO]

"He's making himself look like a more tit" .. Ashleigh on Steven after he was caught speaking about noms.

"Steven can do so much better" Ashleigh to dead Kim.

"Ohh fk a duck" Christopher trying to do push ups.

"You're a LIARR" Mark to Christopher

"I like stockbroker's" Danielle to Winston after he asked what type of guy she usually goes for.

[Raph]

"me and you need to not talk"
http://i.minus.com/iBknkGpWnMMrp.gif

Jazzy P putting slugs worth in her place for taking all the chicken man! Other peoples gots to eat :nono:

[Headie]

Toya: Got Me Fanny Spray
Toya: Mama didn't raise no fool
Toya: Let me tell you something
Toya: Everyone needs to calm the **** down
Toya: 22 and works in Optics... speaks for itself really.

[Raph]

Toya: Got Me Fanny Spray
Toya: Mama didn't raise no fool
Toya: Let me tell you something
Toya: Everyone needs to calm the **** down
Toya: 22 and works in Optics... speaks for itself really.

Let's face it Toya was the only good thing about BB15

[Samm]

Let's face it Toya was the only good thing about BB15

See's you haven't got Toya as your BB15 profile fav

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[Raph]

See's you haven't got Toya as your BB15 profile fav

http://abload.de/img/16426027q9onk.gif

I just felt like BB15 wasn't worth acknowledging in my profile :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Jazzy P putting slugs worth in her place for taking all the chicken man! Other peoples gots to eat :nono:

I loved Pauline as a Housemate.

Another quote I love is this.

Biannca has just entered the house, she's in the bedroom with Ash and Winston and she then says “if I can't have Winston then I'll have you” meaning Ash.

[reece(:]

"recidivist behaviour, it winds me up"

[Raph]

Jazzi P slaying old Slugsworth