2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 6

[Z]

Go on your own with a laptop with TiBB on. We can all watch you eat. :amazed:

I don't have a laptop anymore :(

[Smithy]

i managed to set the apple tv netflix to the US version :flutter:

[T*]

I'm going to southport tomorrow.

*barracades doors and windows and gets pepper spray*

[Marsh.]

I don't have a laptop anymore :(

:facepalm: :sad:

You'll have to upload food selfies. :laugh:

http://slownewfast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/IMG_4174.jpg

[T*]

We have a good TKMaxx in southport

[Marsh.]

We have a good TKMaxx in southport

:umm2: What about Wizzard?

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wizard :flutter:

[T*]

We... We don't... we don't have a wizzard :'(
But there's some weird ass shops in the town centre

[T*]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0nmlY9FQ1qa5699o1_500.jpg

[T*]

But really what does Wizzard sell to make it special

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its wizard :nono:

[T*]

it's actually wizzard

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they sell oujia boards

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it's actually wizzard

no its not

[T*]

is that ****ing it
ouija boards

[T*]

no its not

http://statics.192.com/estreet/original/large/2120/21209039.jpg
:middlefingeremoji:

[Smithy]

http://statics.192.com/estreet/original/large/2120/21209039.jpg

It says cards and gifts, they forget to say "porn at the back".
:think:

[T*]

is that a gimp suit in the window

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oh i don't care

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they used to have an adults only section at the back but they got rid

[T*]

I bet StHelens don't have a 3 story Seashells and Stone shop that also sells old books and records

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oh

[T*]

It's really weird

[T*]

It's tucked into an alleyway and theres just loads of seashells before you go in and theres this weird building you go in and the cashier is a weird old man who always falls asleep

[Marsh.]

But there's some weird ass shops in the town centre

What do they sell in an ass shop? :worry: Anal beads?

[T*]

I found the website
http://parki.co.uk/

[Z]

I ****ing hate being asked to use the phone in work, it's so painfully quiet in this office and I hate people listening in and I'm always asked to do something that I don't understand :(

[Marsh.]

I ****ing hate being asked to use the phone in work, it's so painfully quiet in this office and I hate people listening in and I'm always asked to do something that I don't understand :(

I hate that then you stumble over your words and have to clear your throat a million times and everyone looks. Makes me want to die. :worry:

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i hate russell howard

[T*]

I've not actually been into St Helens to go anywhere, Just pass it to go onto the motorway

[Z]

I hate that then you stumble over your words and have to clear your throat a million times and everyone looks. Makes me want to die. :worry:

I got told to call up my old place of work (immediately awkward) to ask if they could get something delivered to our office because of an email we received here - when I called up I got my old boss on the line (kill me) and he had no idea what I was talking about because they hadn't received that email, and I had no idea what I was talking about because I wasn't the one dealing with that ship in the first place :mad: so I looked like a ****ing berk on the phone to my former employers thanks to my current one. Great.

[T*]

At least you didn't piss yourself

[Firewire]

helen lederer

[T*]

i swallow

leon

marsh should i suck your dick

i wanna suck a dick so bad

How messy was scott last night

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helen lederer

:flutter:

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How messy was scott last night

i was drunk so i don't care

[T*]

i was drunk so i don't care

fair point

[Marsh.]

I got told to call up my old place of work (immediately awkward) to ask if they could get something delivered to our office because of an email we received here - when I called up I got my old boss on the line (kill me) and he had no idea what I was talking about because they hadn't received that email, and I had no idea what I was talking about because I wasn't the one dealing with that ship in the first place :mad: so I looked like a ****ing berk on the phone to my former employers thanks to my current one. Great.

:blush: I'm cringing for you. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

How messy was scott last night

Is the offer still open Scott?

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yes

[Marsh.]

:think:

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:smug:

[T*]

:unsure:

[T*]

Scott give marsh this when you both get together
https://33.media.tumblr.com/bff0d06b9de70ae57b14612c33f8278f/tumblr_n9kxv4WKcB1qk8uwpo2_250.jpg

[Marsh.]

Thank god it doesn't say arse. :umm2:

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anal is gross

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thisisbigbrother.com

[T*]

yes

[Glenn.]

Someone on my Facebook just commented on a picture of a little girl with her head blown apart.

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why did those posts get deleted D:

[Jake.]

what posts

[Bluerang1]

embargoed info

[T*]

Is it embargoed?

[Pete.]

It came in a press pack and they are still giving bbxtra info

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the post with the leak is still here though

[Pete.]

the post with the leak is still here though
lol

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http://robinenrico.com/images/blog/2011-03-09-simpsons.png

me

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clandidno

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[reece(:]

the post with the leak is still here though
ty for that Scott, not here for people hiding the leak from TiBB

[reece(:]

I have to do a 25 page booklet for college by Wednesday http://i.imgur.com/x0WhrBR.gif

[Ammi]

I have to do a 25 page booklet for college by Wednesday http://i.imgur.com/x0WhrBR.gif

..what's it about Reece..?...

[T*]

Ammi :love:

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http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://lastfm.jacube.cz/gn.php?u=omgface&fs=10&l=150&t=15&a=7&f=1&o=0&q=_L+-+_T
http://lannies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Leslie-Jordan-Actor.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

Hello all. How is everyone?

[King Gizzard]

Alright Baz

[Mrluvaluva]

Alright Nate. How's things?

[Firewire]

omg mrluvaluva :amazed:

[Mrluvaluva]

Hi Jonathan. How are you?

[T*]

Come in plug y'all

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no

[Firewire]

Hi Jonathan. How are you?

i am great! nice to see you back on the forum!

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!

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EAT
PRAY
LOVE
SPEND TIME IN THE ASHRAM

http://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gif

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clocked i saw that marsh

[Marsh.]

It didn't work. :bawling:

How do you get all caps?

[Marsh.]

EAT
JUNK
FOOD
SPEND TIME WITH SALMAN

http://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gif

[Marsh.]

Done. :flutter:

[Shaun]

http://lastfm.jacube.cz/gn.php?u=omgface&fs=10&l=150&t=15&a=7&f=1&o=0&q=_L+-+_T
http://lannies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Leslie-Jordan-Actor.jpg

****s sake

just LOLed so bloody loudly :facepalm:

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my business associate benji and i

[Marsh.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ly41JW9N1r6vjtho1_500.jpg

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here for megan campaigning on BOTS

[Shaun]

sweet sweet fantasy baby~

[Shaun]

eric mccormack can't be too busy

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he has a show on watch [side eyes emoji]

[Marsh.]

Who was the gay guy sidekick she had? What's he doing these days?

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sean hayes he also has a new show

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why hasn't debra done anything about her chest

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my titties are bigger than hers

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

[Ammi]

..Scott..

[Marsh.]

..Ammi..

[Ammi]

..Marsh..

[Ammi]

..are you taking the dot out of me..:fist:...

[Ammi]

..it's funny how you can wake up so tired and so disconnected and sleepy and then you listen to music and it all bounces back into shape..music is the most amazing thing...

[Ammi]

..me at the prom..

http://i.imgur.com/Jx3q173.jpg

[AnnieK]

:laugh:

:love:

[Z]

Tomorrow I am having a technology free day. Phone off, not checking the internet, nothing. I don't think I've done that since before phones and the internet became a 'thing', actually...

[Pete.]

http://cdn2-public.ladmedia.fr/var/public/storage/images/news/photos/photos-britney-spears-empatee-et-fatiguee-pour-son-concert-a-montpellier-138395/de-pres-ce-n-est-pas-la-meme-histoire-138399/1095323-1-fre-FR/De-pres-ce-n-est-pas-la-meme-histoire_portrait_w674.jpg

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https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/name-game-from-american-horror/id593665253?i=593665492

[Ramsay]

nzUbawNqyCg

I love this man
''im coming here and confronting you about the fact you're dismissing the environment bringing bad fruit in here!!''

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messy

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dC2h2tYfSR8

me

[Marsh.]

..are you taking the dot out of me..:fist:...

:laugh:

[arista]

nzUbawNqyCg

I love this man
''im coming here and confronting you about the fact you're dismissing the environment bringing bad fruit in here!!''




Yes I hope they give him a CBB Task
with him in charge hunting them


70 year old living legend

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so i pulled up in the jag and i hit em with the jab like dun dun da dun dun dun

http://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gif

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http://i.imgur.com/TWWVE.gif

[Ramsay]

That toe tho

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reblog if ya titty out

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so offended

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so benjamin turtle calls me a fat ****** ****** on ask.fm and nothing happens oh ok

[Kizzy]

You say you're fat every damn day though... :joker:

[Marsh.]

The 100 is such bollocks. :umm2:

Is this some Lost wannabe?

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ugh

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why

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You say you're fat every damn day though... :joker:

excuse me

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people need to not

[Kizzy]

excuse me

Why what have you done?...

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kizzy shut up and buy warrior on itunes

[Marsh.]

#buyfatscottonitunes

[Kizzy]

p5HXQ1HFDgA

[Josy]

http://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/0f07a0453331d29931b0578a71f4ef09/tumblr_reply_mudtpgvEBX1snq29b.gif

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#buyfatscottonitunes

sorry?

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josy

[Josy]

No to whatever you plan on asking :idc:

[Marsh.]

sorry?

Apology accepted.

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i was gonna congratulate you on doing a fine job as administrator but you can die after that reply

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also buy cannibal EP on itunes

[Josy]

O0o0o0o

[Kizzy]

sorry?

Ok, I forgive you... not.

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Apology accepted.

spit on me

[Josy]

Tell the truth now, you wanted that name change

[Marsh.]

spit on me

:umm2: I'll spit on Josy?

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if my name is not changed to Misty_Gay in the next 24 hours this city is gonna burn

[Josy]

Marsh sit down, you will be spitting on no one. :idc:

[Marsh.]

But.... but....

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marsh take me to wizzard

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josy come to wizzard

[Marsh.]

Josy don't. You will never leave. You will become a porn addict and start sniffing poppers regularly.

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i kinda wanna go to langtree park tesco for more alcohol its like £20 for a taxi though ew

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Josy don't. You will never leave. You will become a porn addict and start sniffing poppers regularly.

:nono:

[Marsh.]

How far do you live from it?

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i live in haydock

[Josy]

Surely you can't buy alcohol at this time in the morning? even from the supermarket?

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omg how much does the shop near gabbots farm slay

the one that sells bongs and dream catchers and poppers :flutter:

[Marsh.]

:joker: You're obsessed.

[Marsh.]

Just walk to langtree park, it's a nice night.

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Surely you can't buy alcohol at this time in the morning? even from the supermarket?

you can D:

tesco is open 24 hours and you can buy anytime afaik

[Marsh.]

Go in with a balaclava on for a laugh. Just act casual.

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Just walk to langtree park, it's a nice night.

the walk would sober me not here for that

[Kizzy]

Go in with a balaclava on for a laugh. Just act casual.

:joker::joker:

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ugh i want alcohol or drugs now

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why is everywhere shut

[Josy]

you can D:

tesco is open 24 hours and you can buy anytime afaik

D:

That just aint right

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also josy no @ your k rose shade

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D:

That just aint right

why :nono:

[Marsh.]

Why? Do they not sell it in the mornings at other places?

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Why? Do they not sell it in the mornings at other places?

wtf i am not gonna buy booze in the morning :nono:

[Josy]

Well I think our supermarkets stop selling alcohol at 10pm :think: at least they used to..

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i do not and will never drink through the day

[Marsh.]

wtf i am not gonna buy booze in the morning :nono:

I meant Josy saying there's a time limit on the sale of alcohol. :laugh:

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Well I think our supermarkets stop selling alcohol at 10pm :think: at least they used to..

messy

ours sell 24hr

they stop selling tobacco @ 11 though :umm2:

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I meant Josy saying there's a time limit on the sale of alcohol. :laugh:

oh

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i wsnt drink rly bad marsh give me drink

[Marsh.]

They sell alcohol 24/7 but you can't buy tobacco after 11?

:think:

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want*

[Josy]

i do not and will never drink through the day

YOURE A LIAR!!!!! *Mark Image*

You were drinking during the day when you met Kate..


Where is Kate btw?

[Marsh.]

i wsnt drink rly bad marsh give me drink

My sister left a bottle of bacardi in the kitchen? :laugh:

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They sell alcohol 24/7 but you can't buy tobacco after 11?

:think:

customer services shuts then which is where you buy cigs from

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trust me i have been to tesco extra @ like 2am

[Kizzy]

i do not and will never drink through the day

It is the day... it's thursday teatime. :conf:

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My sister left a bottle of bacardi in the kitchen? :laugh:

meet me now

[Marsh.]

I was wondering where Kate is, she hasn't posted since July. :think:

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YOURE A LIAR!!!!! *Mark Image*

You were drinking during the day when you met Kate..


Where is Kate btw?

i had like 4 cans of fosters that does not count

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i never killed her before people start pointing fingers

[Kizzy]

I was wondering where Kate is, she hasn't posted since July. :think:

No idea :shrug:

[Marsh.]

I just called after her on her wall. :unsure:

[Josy]

She was online last night I just checked

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ugh i remember we walked past the running horses and i was like HIGH 5 @ this random guy

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i miss 2012 i was (moderately) slim

[Josy]

i miss 2012 i was (moderately) slim

Well instead of moaning GET OFF YOUR ARSE and do something about it. No one can lose weight for you :idc:

/harsh

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no i was slim

[Josy]

no i was slim

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_185.gif

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Well instead of moaning GET OFF YOUR ARSE and do something about it. No one can lose weight for you :idc:

/harsh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/17/article-0-1AB91E6400000578-994_306x423.jpg

[Kizzy]

Quit the booze it makes you fat #tuffluv

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the last time i embarked on a lifestyle change i ended up sat at the end of llandudno pier @ 3am during the first week of january then spent the rest of the month in an intensive care psychiatric unit not here for it

[Marsh.]

How old are you Scott?

[Marsh.]

the last time i embarked on a lifestyle change i ended up sat at the end of llandudno pier @ 3am during the first week of january then spent the rest of the month in an intensive care psychiatric unit not here for it

Serious? :eek:

[Kizzy]

the last time i embarked on a lifestyle change i ended up sat at the end of llandudno pier @ 3am during the first week of january then spent the rest of the month in an intensive care psychiatric unit not here for it

Hey you're lucky... when I quit booze I got really constipated #hardtimez.

[Marsh.]

Hey you're lucky... when I quit booze I got really constipated #hardtimez.

:joker: Booze was your only source of fibre?

[Marsh.]

I'm swapping weetabix for rose wine tomorrow tbh. :idc:

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I'm 23 and yes lmao this january i ended up in the PICU unit in leigh :umm2:

[Marsh.]

:sad:

[Kizzy]

:joker: Booze was your only source of fibre?

Are fingernails and cheesy wotsits fibre?

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it was so messy ew like i had never been in a PICU before but after a few weeks i got transferred to taylor ward (this like a 5 minute walk from langtree lark) and scalped

[Kizzy]

I'm 23 and yes lmao this january i ended up in the PICU unit in leigh :umm2:

Hey this isn't AA Scott... I may have to charge if you want a counselling service.

[Marsh.]

Are fingernails and cheesy wotsits fibre?

:unsure: Is this a trick question?

[Marsh.]

it was so messy ew like i had never been in a PICU before but after a few weeks i got transferred to taylor ward (this like a 5 minute walk from langtree lark) and scalped

You were scalped?

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no i scalped

[Kizzy]

You were scalped?

I think native Ameican indians turned to drink after the battle of little bighorn...

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ugh i want alcohol

[Marsh.]

I think native Ameican indians turned to drink after the little bighorn...

:unsure:

[Marsh.]

ugh i want alcohol

Do you have any grapes?

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yes why

[Kizzy]

Try some creative visualisation like a good little witch :)

[Marsh.]

zglgFHAPg7E

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omg wicca shade?

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i honestly cba i want vodka rn

[Marsh.]

Try some creative visualisation like a good little witch :)

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101220004742/charmed/images/e/e5/Piper-Blow-Up-Power.gif

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the nearest open is langtree tesco not here for it at all

[Marsh.]

You'll have to stock up on emergency supplies for next time.

[Kizzy]

Is your glass half empty or half full?

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this is so messy

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i cba to go to tesco someone drive vodka to my house now

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marsh do you drive

buy me a bottle of bacardi and bring it here

[Marsh.]

Drink water and pretend it's alcohol. :shrug:

[Marsh.]

I don't drive, no. :sad:

[Kizzy]

Drink water and pretend it's alcohol. :shrug:

Not much of a Wiccan if you can't do that imo :idc:

[Marsh.]

Yeah, put the Craft on to get you in the mood.

[Marsh.]

I need to sleep. But I don't want to.

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the craft :flutter:

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i wanna be nancy irl

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i got over alcohol i am drinking mineral water

[Marsh.]

Put a few grapes in it, give it an edge. :flutter:

[Kizzy]

I need to sleep. But I don't want to.

Would you like me to sing a lullaby?

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Would you like me to sing a lullaby?

http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/7i4sTyP.jpg

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i lied i have no grapes

[Marsh.]

Would you like me to sing a lullaby?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/106/6/9/Serious_Nod_Smiley_by_Mirz123.gif

[Marsh.]

i lied i have no grapes

Wash your plums in it then. :smug:

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stick your plums in my mouth

[Kizzy]

i got over alcohol i am drinking mineral water

And people doubt my powers....
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7dwdTXLQ1rdutw3o1_500.gif

[Marsh.]

It's okay. Glee's on E4.

http://www.thatjoshguy.com/3droom2/dance1.gif

Don't go breaking my heart.... do do do do do....

[Shaun]

in what world is that "ok"

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waiting

[Shaun]

Glee caused the AIDS pandemic pls confirm

[Kizzy]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/106/6/9/Serious_Nod_Smiley_by_Mirz123.gif

MZuVPUbUqIg

[Marsh.]

:omg:

Are you joking? How do you not like dancing fat girls, bad miming and wheelchair spins....

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110717061827/glee/images/a/ae/Tumblr_ldjcszNhJw1qedpejo1_500.gif

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Glee caused the AIDS pandemic pls confirm

hitler wrote series 1 - 3 of glee

[Marsh.]

Which guy died of drugs?

[Marsh.]

He must have been wasted on that set.

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cory :sad:

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he was so hot

[Marsh.]

This lesbian girl is so promiscuous.

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here for all heroin addicts looking as good

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when will fi

[Shaun]

he was so hot

meh not really

[Marsh.]

I can tell by his mouth.

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:nono:

[Marsh.]

This boy makes me think of you Scott. He wants to slow dance at his prom but he's the only openly gay dude in his town. :sad: