View Full Version : You know that you're getting old when..
JoshBB
09-08-2014, 02:11 PM
..when you find Spongebob annoying and think Squidward deserves to be left alone.
hijaxers
09-08-2014, 02:20 PM
When yer pension book arrives
When your nostril hairs become an issue :worry:
JoshBB
09-08-2014, 02:27 PM
when u have to fill out form after form
mizzy25
09-08-2014, 02:28 PM
when u have to go way back to find the year u were born in
Ninastar
09-08-2014, 07:17 PM
People who are born in 1996 are no longer 12
Benjamin
09-08-2014, 07:27 PM
When you would rather sit in a quiet pub with a beer than go to a nightclub full of drunken 18 year olds who think they are amazing.
Jack.
09-08-2014, 07:49 PM
When you would rather sit in a quiet pub with a beer than go to a nightclub full of drunken 18 year olds who think they are amazing.
I'm 17 and I think I would rather sit in a quiet pub :laugh::laugh:
Benjamin
09-08-2014, 08:04 PM
I'm 17 and I think I would rather sit in a quiet pub :laugh::laugh:
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/buzz/2014/03/tumblr_mv6yeqmzmD1rbfz1ro1_400.gif
AnnieK
09-08-2014, 08:08 PM
When you would rather sit in a quiet pub with a beer than go to a nightclub full of drunken 18 year olds who think they are amazing.
Wait till you would rather sit at home with a drink......of tea....http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QJXjXBxDVrU/TucNp57PU1I/AAAAAAAAAFM/LlZfZMrlm9s/s1600/old-01.gif
AnnieK
09-08-2014, 08:22 PM
Me too :love:
Kizzy
09-08-2014, 09:13 PM
When you see a 'retro' tshirt with the year you were born on :/
andybigbro
09-08-2014, 09:15 PM
When you can't handle a hangover in work anymore :sad:
Mystic Mock
09-09-2014, 03:45 AM
You know you're old when you hate loud noises from your neighbours.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
09-09-2014, 03:47 AM
when your organs start to fail and you die
Mystic Mock
09-09-2014, 03:49 AM
when your organs start to fail and you die
Pmsl, that's definitely a clue.
when your organs start to fail and you die
:think:... are you by chance a Doctor?
When Keanu Reeves is now 50
Crimson Dynamo
10-09-2014, 07:18 AM
when you have never heard of the number 1 song not the artist
Sophiee
10-09-2014, 09:24 AM
contestants on tv shows are younger than you.
Niamh.
10-09-2014, 09:45 AM
When you would rather sit in a quiet pub with a beer than go to a nightclub full of drunken 18 year olds who think they are amazing.
I was like that even at 18 :hehe:
Kizzy
10-09-2014, 10:26 AM
You constantly say the remix is not better than the original.
Samuel.
10-09-2014, 11:15 AM
...all you do is post poo related threads on a dead reality tv show forum
Kizzy
10-09-2014, 11:29 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2r4swfq.jpg
Liam-
10-09-2014, 11:32 AM
You make noises when you stand up/sit down.. I'm only 19 and i'm doing this!
Tom4784
10-09-2014, 12:06 PM
*insert Niamh and Ben jibe here*
Niamh.
10-09-2014, 12:32 PM
:fist:
Marsh.
10-09-2014, 12:38 PM
....you're older than the Big Brother contestants.
lostalex
10-09-2014, 12:44 PM
when you stop acting like a victim and stop blaming the government for all of your problems.
Jules2
10-09-2014, 12:45 PM
....?
The policemen look younger :dance:
Jules2
10-09-2014, 12:53 PM
....?
When ones granddaughter tells me, after I had to apologise to her because I was wrong, "it is ok grannie, so long as you are learning" I laughed so much bless her cotton sox.....
When you find yourself saying something that your parents used to say like... 'When we were that age' :bored:
****sake at Keanu Reeves being 50 D:
lostalex
10-09-2014, 01:51 PM
when you start complaining about young people instead of old people.
young people blame old people for all the worlds problems, and old people blame young people for all the worlds problems.
young people are dumb assholes though, just saying...
Jules2
10-09-2014, 02:08 PM
when you start complaining about young people instead of old people.
young people blame old people for all the worlds problems, and old people blame young people for all the worlds problems.
young people are dumb assholes though, just saying...
LOL I love the idea of all ages intermingling together and having fun. A little bit of jive, a little bit of song, a little bit of peace but all getting along.
AnnieK
10-09-2014, 02:26 PM
When you long for the days when you worried you might get asked for ID in a bar.........
...you notice a grey hair...
Glenn.
11-09-2014, 04:59 PM
When you just skip the phase of going grey and it just falls out.
Locke.
11-09-2014, 05:38 PM
When some of the first team players for the team you support are younger than you
You know your still young when Liverpool still haven't won the premier league title
Natalie.
11-09-2014, 06:25 PM
When some of the first team players for the team you support are younger than you
I was coming to say this
Vicky.
11-09-2014, 06:26 PM
You find yourself saying (often) things like '2 quid?! I remember when they were 25p' D:
Angelika
14-09-2014, 09:20 PM
OMG...........how old are you guys & dolls!
reece(:
14-09-2014, 09:21 PM
When Freddos are 25p
Jamesy
14-09-2014, 10:00 PM
/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
When you used to get excited over hearing this noise.
I need nostril hair trimmers
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
23-09-2014, 11:33 AM
When you start a sentence with "if you use today's lingo..." was trying to explain resting bitchface.
Marsh.
23-09-2014, 11:33 AM
You get mistaken for your brother's dad. :facepalm:
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
23-09-2014, 11:34 AM
..when the gang from Laguna beach are getting married and having kids.
Mystic Mock
23-09-2014, 09:35 PM
When I'm older than some of the Reality TV contestants.
armand.kay
23-09-2014, 11:11 PM
When your mum forces to make your own appointments http://i.imgur.com/SUQjGNT.png
Mystic Mock
24-09-2014, 03:26 AM
Poor Armand.Kay, are you okay?
You get mistaken for your brother's dad. :facepalm:
...oooops..:laugh:...at least it wasn't your dad's dad, I guess/always a bright side, Marsh....
rubymoo
24-09-2014, 07:11 AM
When your kid thrashes you on a 3+ game:laugh:
When you go to bed earlier than your kids:shocked:
When you know absolutely no one in the top 40 and comment "they don't make music like they used to, it's all just noise now!":facepalm:
lostalex
24-09-2014, 07:17 AM
when you start voting for Republicans.
When tall beautiful Thor from Adventures in Babysitting is old and fat and bald now D:
Marsh.
24-09-2014, 11:20 AM
...oooops..:laugh:...at least it wasn't your dad's dad, I guess/always a bright side, Marsh....
Thank goodness. :laugh:
My mum's been asked "Is this your husband?" a few times about me though. :eek:
Marsh.
24-09-2014, 11:20 AM
When tall beautiful Thor from Adventures in Babysitting is old and fat and bald now D:
Is that the one where they kill the babysitter?
Is that the one where they kill the babysitter?
No
Kizzy
24-09-2014, 12:06 PM
You start making threads about kefir...
kirklancaster
24-09-2014, 12:25 PM
I'm 17 and I think I would rather sit in a quiet pub :laugh::laugh:
:clap1::clap1::clap1::joker::joker:
BigSister
24-09-2014, 12:30 PM
haha the freddo one so true ^_^ Im always doing this in shops
kirklancaster
24-09-2014, 12:35 PM
When you're in bed and your partner is feeling amorous and suggests to you that you make love, so you put your hearing aid in so you can hear her, then put your glasses on so you can find your Viagara, and finally put your false teeth in because she wants a love bite.:joker::joker::joker:
(No I'm not speaking from personal experience!!) :nono::nono::nono:
..:laugh:..yeah those are pretty solid signs I would say, Kirk...
Marsh.
24-09-2014, 03:04 PM
No
:laugh: :umm2:
Do they kidnap the babysitter?
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