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MB.

11-08-2014, 09:50 PM

We open to see a woman walking outside at night time, with the camera zoomed in on her black high heeled shoes. There is complete silence bar the sound of these shoes walking across the ground.

Emma (V/O): They say that it’s the taking part that counts…

The camera then zooms up and outwards to reveal this woman is Emma Willis, walking through the crowd outside the Big Brother house. The exterior is noticeably larger than previous years, with no runway or eye stage.

Emma: …not this year.

The crowd erupt into cheers as the Big Brother: Winner Takes All titles roll.

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Emma: Yes, hello, and welcome to Big Brother 2015! Ah, it feels so good to be back, doesn’t it? That’s right, we’re back and let me tell you, we’re bigger than ever. We’ve got a brand new house – inside and out, we’ve got a brand new theme, and most importantly of all, a brand new cast of housemates ready to brighten up our summer. Of course, that’s all to come tonight, but before we meet the first of our brave new bunch, I think now would be a good time to have a quick nosy round their home for the next few months. What d’ya say?

To cheers from the crowd, Emma walks up the stairway and into the house through the white double doors.

Emma: So, as you can see, everything’s all a little different this year. The limos that our housemates arrive in are back, we’ve got a lovely new black stairway to walk up, and a lovely new white one to walk down. Gone is the big, grand, open stairway we’ve seen before. Instead, we’ve got this single-flight, very thin stairway that runs down to that door at the bottom. It’s all very claustrophobic, isn’t it? And if you look up there, on the wall, it’s got that arrow pointing the door and the words ‘this way for a fortune’ in gold. I’m getting excited already! Now, there are two directions that you can go from here, left into the house and right into the diary room. Shall we go into the house? Oh, why not.

Emma pushes the door open and enters the living room.

Emma: From that very cramped stairway, we enter this very… I was going to say luxury living area, but it may not be so luxurious after it’s been lived in for ten weeks! Let’s say… a grand living area, where the housemates will be having their natters, eating their dinners and finding out who the next ones for the chop area. It’s basically the hub of the house, so it’s important that it’s big. Everything’s all very gold and black this time around, and if you look in the corner over there, you’ll see the sofas – again, they’re gold, and they’re almost in a room of their own, surrounded by all that glass there. Let’s just hope nobody gets drunk and falls into it…

Emma then walks across this large space to the dining area.

Emma: Look at this grand table! Sorry, I keep saying that everything’s grand, but this really is. Let’s see how comfy these chairs are. Hang on… yep, very comfy indeed. So, there are sixteen chairs, but will sixteen people be sat here by the time that the night is over? Hmm. (Emma pretends to stroke an imaginary beard) And all over the walls, we’ve got these different quotes, look… ‘money makes the world go round, ‘money is the source of all good’, ‘it’s a rich housemate’s world’… I wonder if those’ll have any meaning tonight? (she pretends to stroke an imaginary beard once more) And just a few steps this way brings us to the open plan kitchen, which is all very light and airy on appearance but once you take a closer look, all the surfaces and whatnot have all got these really sharp edges. I wouldn’t want to spend hours cooking in here with a dozen other people, I’ll tell you that.

Emma then walks around the white island in the middle of the kitchen and exits this room, walking through a door to the bathroom.

Emma: Again, the bathroom’s got a very luxury, grand feel to it, with gold ivy all down the walls and waterfall prints everywhere… it’s like you’re in the Caribbean, for a split second, before you remember you’re in rainy old Borehamwood. A lovely big white bathtub there, too… I wonder if some of our housemates will be coming in here for a bit of escapism, or perhaps a good bitch! We love a good bitch on this show. And of course, we’ve got these huge glass windows looking out to the garden, so our housemates can’t be lulled into a false sense of security too long. They’ve got fifteen other people watching them, dammit! Anyway, should we go out into the garden?

Emma exits the bathroom via a door next to this window and enters the garden.

Emma: And here we are in the garden! Very spacious, lots of room to sunbathe on hot summer days and relax on hot summer evenings, especially in that ginormous pool over there. I’d be tempted to jump in it myself. Plus, if you look just past the pool, you’ll see a small vegetable garden and chicken coop, so it won’t be all plain sailing for our residents, oh no! Anyway, a recurring them around the house this year seems to be not only luxury, but wisdom – we’ve got several white ceramic elephants dotted around this garden if you see, which could symbolise something… we’ll see! If I pop over here, we’ve got the smoking area, which this year is a big, round gold sofa, but it’s almost right slap bang in the middle so if it’s raining, well, you’re screwed! However, if it does rain, our housemates can take shelter in this…

Emma walks up a ramp to a hatch in the wall, which is disguised by hanging vines. She climbs through this hatch and enters a small room.

Emma: And here, is our secret hideaway! This is where the housemates can come and take solace from… well, whatever Big Brother throws at them, and have a good old natter, or a bitch, all in the comfort of their own little room. It’s pretty nice in here, isn’t it? There’s a little hidden window there, too, which you can look out at the garden and your fellow housemates from. We’ve got more gold sofas in here, a mini bar, and even a mini pool table. We treat our housemates well, don’t we? Well, that may not last long… anyway, let’s move on to the bedroom… if I can get out of this hatch without flashing my unmentionables in this short skirt, that is…

Emma re-enters the garden, walking down the ramp and over to the adjacent bedroom.

Emma: So, as you can see, the bedroom’s got a completely glass front to it, so there’s not much privacy in here, either. The only entrance to get to the bedroom is through the garden, which I’m sure our residents won’t be all too happy about. Anyway, in here we have lots of beds, with four doubles and eight singles, though that may change shortly… (Emma taps her nose) Like a lot of the other rooms, it has a gold, black and white colour scheme running through it, with a little walk-in-wardrobe over in the corner there and this big, luxurious rug in the middle. If I could, I’d lie down and roll in it. But I’ve got a show to present, so I probably shouldn’t. Anyway, time to see the final room, and it’s the diary room…

Emma runs back through the house and through the front door.

Emma: I’m out of breath already. I really need to stop eating those complimentary biscuits they leave in my dressing room… anyway, as I mentioned earlier, the diary room is just across from the main house, so let’s go in!

Emma enters the diary room.

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Emma: And here we are! The chair this year is all gold, complementing this backdrop rather nicely if I say so myself. Ooh, I’m turning into Linda Barker. It’s made up of these pentagon shapes, almost like a bee hive. Will our queen – or king – bee be sitting on this? Only time will tell! But before we chuck a whole new bunch of squatters into Britain’s most famous bungalow, let’s take a quick break. I’ll see you in four.

MB.

11-08-2014, 09:57 PM

After a break, Emma is stood back outside the house on her presenting podium.

Emma: Yes, welcome back to Big Brother 2015! Now, you’ve seen the house, and now it’s time to meet the people who’ll be living in it for the next two and a half months. Exciting, isn’t it? So, without any further ado, let’s meet housemate number one…

The camera focuses on the screen outside the house as the VT of housemate number one, CAITLYN, begins.

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Caitlyn: Hiya! I’m Caitlyn, I’m 27, my voice is as loud as my hair and I’m from Wrexham in Wales. My main love in life is to help people, I’m very sociable, you see. I work with little kids as a teaching assistant, and it’s the best job in the world. Best job there could be. Seeing other people happy makes me happy, and so that’s why I’m hoping that I’ll be going into a quite harmonious house. That being said, I’m quite good at getting my side of the story across – mostly because I’m really loud, you see, and as a result people very often disagree with me. You know, I’m easy to get along with, I’m up for a laugh, I might get on everyone’s nerves but at the end of the day, that’s just me and I’m not going to change who I am just to win. This is me, Caitlyn Howell, and this is the same person you’ll be seeing all the way through for however long I’m in that house. Which, since I’ll probably eat all the food in the fridge, might not be all that long. Oops.

A black limousine pulls up to the driveway. The door opens and Caitlyn emerges.

Emma: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Caitlyn!

Caitlyn walks through the crowd to cheers and up the staircase as Emma reads out statements about her. She then enters through the main doors and walks down the flight of stairs inside.

Caitlyn: Well, this is something, isn’t it? It’s lush…

Caitlyn enters the main house with a gasp, and begins to walk around. After saying ‘hello?’ several times, she plumps herself down on the sofa with a glass of bubbly, kicking her shoes off.

Caitlyn: Home, sweet home!

The camera cuts back to the exterior studio where Emma is on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, that’s one in, and I think it’s time for another. How about we bring a bit of class to proceedings with housemate number two?

The VT of the second entrant, EDWIN, begins.

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Edwin: Hello, I’m Edwin, and as you can probably tell by the way I speak, I come off as quite posh. I wouldn’t say that myself, I’d personally call myself well-spoken, but I don’t take ‘posh’ as an insult. Anyway, I’m 22 years old, and I’ve recently finished my studies at Cambridge University, which was just a marvellous life experience for me. It’s the sort of thing that you can’t take for granted. I was very lucky. Unlike most of the people I’m sure I’ll be living with, I’m used to being away from my friends and my family for long periods of time. After all, I attended a private boarding school for a large majority of my childhood and teenage years, and yes, I would like to represent private school students on Big Brother. I’d love to show that just because I’m perceived as posh, it doesn’t mean that I think overly highly of myself, although I’m sure many would think that. I’m just willing to have a good old time, and if there’s a nice bit of leg in there, that’ll be a bonus, ha ha.

Edwin walks out of the limousine and through the crowd to a mixed reception, before entering through the main doors.

Edwin: This is frightfully small… is this it? Oh, wait, there’s a door here… do I push or pull? Goodness gra… oh, here we go…

Edwin enters the main house to see Caitlyn slouched on the sofa.

Edwin: Oh, hello… are you okay?

Caitlyn sits up.

Caitlyn: Yes, sorry, sorry, I’m tired already! Lush in here, ain’t it? I’m Caitlyn, love.

Edwin stands, looking bemused as Caitlyn runs up to him and kisses him on both cheeks.

Edwin: …Edwin, hello.

Caitlyn: What a funny name, ha ha. I’m kidding, love, I’m kidding. Have a drink.

We go back to Emma, standing on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, we’ve got Welsh dragon Caitlyn and posh totty Edwin in the mix. Shall we have a threesome?

The third housemate in is LAURA. Her VT begins on the big screen.

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Laura: Hey, everyone, my name’s Laura Dwyer and I’m 19, and I’m a student from Grays in Essex! You can probably see that I come from a mixed heritage – my dad’s English, he’s from up the road in Basildon, and my mum’s originally from Sri Lanka, so I’ve got lots of different blood in me. Wait, that sounds so wrong! Anyway, I’m a big character, I love to have a good time with my mates and do all kinds of crazy s**t with them, I’m generally just a fun-loving girl. A lot of people would be surprised that I’m studying medicine, though, because I look a bit ditzy and stuff, but I still know my way around a stethoscope, don’t let the dyed blonde hair fool you! In the house, I’d like to think that I’d get along with everyone, and if not, f**ck ‘em, that’s the way I think about it! My worst trait is probably that I can gossip quite a bit. I swear quite a bit, too. Oh, and my burping. I guess I’m a bit of a tomboy in that sense. And I won’t be holding any of that stuff back in the house, trust me!

The limousine opens and Laura walks through the crowd to a reaction of mostly cheers. She then walks up the staircase to the sound of Emma’s voice and enters through the doors, before walking down the stairs and pulling her tight dress down.

Laura: Right, let’s do this s**t…

Laura pushes the door open.

Laura: Hiya! Oh my god, I love your outfit! S**t, it’s great in here, isn’t it?

Caitlyn: It’s lush!

Edwin remains sitting on the sofa with his glass of champagne. He waves to Laura. We then return to Emma.

Emma: More housemates will be heading through those doors right after this…

11-08-2014, 10:00 PM

*runs on stage and steals emmas mic and yells*
**** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

BigBrotherDude17

11-08-2014, 10:03 PM

Love it! cant wait for more.

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:05 PM

Emma is stood in the crowd.

Emma: Welcome back to Big Brother 2015! So far this evening, we’ve seen three people walk through those famous doors, but there are still thirteen more to come. Will that number be a hindrance for our next housemate, or will they have the luck of the Irish on their side?...

SIMON’s VT begins with a close-up of the big screen.

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Simon: Simon Smyth here, nice to meet you. I turned 33 last month and I’m from a small-ish town in Northern Ireland called Craigavon, where I work as a hospital nurse. I always get funny looks or little quips from people when I tell them that I’m a nurse – my response is to tell them to shut the ****** up. That usually works! But you know, outside of my job I’m in my thirties yet I do act like a big kid sometimes. I love practical jokes, messing about, all things like that, and somehow I’ve managed to hold onto a boyfriend for five years. Don’t ask me how. I’m quite an adventurous person so hopefully that’ll pay off in the house, for example I spent just under two years of my life backpacking around the world when I was eighteen. Adrenaline and action are big passions of mine, so yeah, fingers crossed I’ll get to show that off. How do I think I’ll do in there? Oh, I don’t know. I’ll probably have a Miley-esque meltdown in week two and start twerking up against everyone. In advance, viewers, I’m sorry. I really, really am.

Simon walks out of the limousine and towards the house, backed by a 80-20 cheers to boos ratio. He then walks up the stairs before turning and waving to his boyfriend, and then entering through the double doors.

Simon: (muttering to himself) Keep calm, keep calm, keep calm…

Simon, now stood in the vestibule, opens the house door and screams as he does so.

Simon: I’m a little excited, can you tell? Ha ha, hi, I’m Simon, nice to meet you.

Caitlyn and Laura rush over to Simon with open arms as Edwin is a little more cautious.

Simon: Are we the only ones in? Jaysus. Cool house, though, isn’t it? Sorry, I’m checking out the décor already, how very straight of me!

We cut back to Emma.

Emma: Time to turn this quartet into a certified quintet.

The VT package of the fifth housemate, TISHA, starts.

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Tisha: This is Miss Tisha Adam, you know, Titchy Tish, and I’m 20. What can I say, I make girls jealous on a daily basis. I got the body, I got the ass, I know that, I ain’t shy. I know I’m a South London sex symbol, trademarked, but I’m not a slut or nothing. I know my boundaries. Like I wouldn’t shag some really smelly guy, I have standards man. I got respect for my mama and she wouldn’t shag some really smelly guy either so I follow her example. All I wanna do in life is party, I can get into any club in London on any night, the doormen love me and my ass man, I dance so well. And cause I work in Topshop, I get all these wicked clothes for free and I don’t have to pay for it or nothing. People probably ain’t gonna like me in the house because I’m too good for them, it ain’t my fault that bitches be mad, is it? I ain’t afraid of pulling some bitch out on her bad weave or her ugly as ****** face, am I? I’m gonna turn that s**t up to eleven and I’m gonna be spilling more teas than them peeps in the American Revolution. Or something like that.

Tisha treats the entranceway as a catwalk as she poses her way through the booing crowd and walks up to the house. She then composes herself as she walks down the stairs, before pushing up her boobs and walking through the main door.

Tisha: Yeah bitches! Let’s get pissed!

Edwin’s jaw drops. Simon, Caitlyn and Laura introduce themselves as Tisha bemoans the lack of ‘black bitches’. She then picks a bottle of champagne up from the table and drinks the entire thing.

Simon: I think I love you already!

Edwin holds his head in his hands. We then see Emma back on the steps outside the house.

Emma: So, that was Tisha… shall we give her a bit of Russian beef to sink her teeth into?

Housemate number six, LEON , is introduced with a video.

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Leon: I’m Leonid Veniamin Ivanov, but my friends all call me Leon. I was born in Omsk in Russia, where I lived for six years, and then I left for America with my family for a better life. We lived in California, then I moved out to Los Angeles to set myself up as an entrepreneur. This year, I moved to London, where I’m running several businesses. I’ve had many jobs, partly as a property developer, also as a stockbroker, I’ve set up several joints in California and Nevada, bars, clubs, some of the most popular nightspots there can be. That’s all down to me. I’m not afraid to say that I’m successful, you know, money is another language for me. I speak money as fluently as I can Russian or English. I’m always used to having beautiful women on my arm, wherever I go, beautiful girls are there. I’ve had orgies, I’ve had sex on private jets – you can say that money can’t buy you love but that’s just a lie. Money can make you look good, money can get you laid, money can make you popular. People who think otherwise… well, they just need some money. It isn’t my fault if they’re poor!

The limousine door opens and Leon comes out to boos. Ignoring these, he blows them kisses and walks up the staircase to the doors. Once they open, he walks down the steps and into the house, peeping his head around the door first.

Caitlyn: Hello!

Leon walks past Caitlyn and shakes Edwin and Simon’s hands. He then nods his head at Laura and Tisha, before being startled by Caitlyn introducing herself with a kiss on the cheek. He wipes this off with his sleeve.

Leon: Is this everyone?

Edwin: (under his breath) God, I do hope not…

The camera cuts back to Emma, standing outside.

Emma: Why stop there? Let’s throw another victim… sorry, housemate, in!

ELOISE’s VT begins.

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Eloise: Hello, I’m Eloise Koekemoer and I’m 23 years old. You’ll probably be able to tell by my accent that I’m South African – I was born and raised in a place called Randburg. It’s near Johannesburg, and it’s a fairly affluent area. I was lucky in that my family were quite wealthy – we lived in this really big house with acres of parkland, we had a maid, a nanny, a cook and a chauffeur and several cleaners, but I don’t see myself as different to any other girls. People in the past have said that I have a bit of a tendency to look down on people but no, I don’t agree. My upbringing doesn’t have any bearing on what I’m like now, does it? That said, yeah, I probably can be a bit of a bitch when I want to be, but everyone has a bit of a bitch inside of them. I can get quite pissed off with men, having just come from a relationship that fell through despite how hard I tried to make it work. Men can just be bastards like that. I’m probably not the most welcoming girl in that sense, but once my housemates get to know me, they’ll love me. Right?

Eloise’s reception is a mixture of cheers and boos, but she waves to the crowd nonetheless and walks up the steps, before blowing one last kiss and entering through the doors.

Eloise: Right, don’t fall, don’t fall…

Eloise manages to not fall, and after figuring out which way to open the door, she goes through to the main house.

Laura: Oh my god, I ******ing love your dress, oh my god! Sorry, I’m Laura.

Eloise: Eloise, nice to meet you.

The usual awkward-double-cheek-kissing occurs several more times as Eloise makes her way around her new housemates, starting with the girls.

Caitlyn: You’re Australian, aren’t you, hun?

Eloise: Close, South Africa! Haha.

Caitlyn: Africa?!

Simon: This is turning into that scene from Mean Girls, I can feel it!...

The camera cuts away from the live feed and back to Emma, who is now stood on the steps leading to her circular podium.

Emma: We’ll be slowly trickling further towards a full house right after these messages…

Nick.

11-08-2014, 10:06 PM

Love the house description and the chair! Tish <3 Edwin <3 Simon seems rather arrogant!

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:11 PM

We return from an advert break to see Emma stood outside the house.

Emma: Hello, and welcome back to the live launch of Big Brother: Winner Takes All! We’ve already seen seven… lucky housemates enter through those doors right behind me. And here’s your eighth.

Through the form of a VT, we meet housemate number eight, JACKSON.

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Jackson: I’m Jackson Godwin, 25, all round nice guy, you get me. My parents are from Zimbabwe, I’m not, I’m a Brummie, all the way from Lee Bank, but I’m currently living in London. Love it, man, it’s a great city. Loads of nice people here. What do I do? I’m a music producer slash rapper slash musician, I sing a bit, I lay down beats, I DJ, I host parties, and I also do work with youths with troubles, you know, trying to build their life back up and get them on the right path, and I help them with music therapy and stuff. Most people don’t care about the community and politics and s**t but I do, man, even though the people they’ve got in Parliament right now are right t**ts. We need to help change this country and I’m really like passionate about that. That’s what makes me different from most people I know, you know. In the house, I’ll be a big character, man, I won’t back down in any arguments or stuff like that, I usually get my way, but you’ll fall in love with me eventually. Right? Look at that smile, man. Adorable, innit?

Jackson leaves his limousine to a reception of mostly cheers, flicking the peace ‘V’ sign as he walks through the crowd and into the house.

Jackson: This is gonna be one hell of a summer…

Jackson pushes the main door open and says hello to his fellow new housemates.

Jackson: What’s up? I’m Jackson Godwin, nice to meet you…

Back to Emma we go to introduce the next housemate.

Emma: Who’s next, I hear you ask? Well, ponder no more, because here they are!

The next VT we see belongs to VIVIENNE.

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Vivienne: My name’s Vivienne Adeyemi, and I’m 24. My family originally come from a place called Koidu Town in Sierra Leone, but have lived over here for most of their lives. I grew up in London and have just finished a politics degree course at the University of Leicester. I also run a blog about current affairs and politics, things like that. I’d like to consider myself quite intellectual, I’m really into philosophy and the inner workings of the mind, and all things related to that. In a way, I prefer to hold conversations with people on a similar wavelength to me, but I do make an effort to make friends and socialise with all sorts of people. Then again, I can’t stand people who are sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, racist people who discriminate based on social class, so I do take a lot of inspiration from people like Maya Angelou, Hillary Clinton and Nelson Mandela. They’re heroes of mine. In the house, I’d like to think that I’d be quite easy to get along with and that I wouldn’t get involved in too many arguments, but if there’s somebody in there who can rile me up, I’ll tell them to their face.

To cheers, Vivienne walks down the runway and up the stairs to the doors. She then turns, waves, and enters. At the bottom of the steps, she takes a deep breath and goes in.

Vivienne: Hello!

Caitlyn: You look lush, hun, wow! What’s your name?

Vivienne: Thanks! I’m Vivienne.

Tisha: That’s my gran’s name. I think.

Vivienne laughs.

The camera returns to Emma, stood next to the crowd.

Emma: Well, it’s time to go into double figures and meet housemate number ten!

GREG appears on the big screen.

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Greg: Greg, here, or Gregory to my mum, I’m 24 and I’m from just outside Saltash in Cornwall where I’ve lived for all my life. I’m a real Cornish lad, you know, I work part time on my dad’s farm which I have done since I was about eight, I think. I’ve got a tractor license and everything, it’s great. When I’m not up to my knees in cow muck, I’m working behind the bar in a pub. I enjoy it, but it’s not what I want to do all my life. So hopefully Big Brother will open a couple of new doors for me, you know. I’m quite a laid back, relaxed person, which is what people who meet me always say. I hardly ever stress about anything, things happen for a reason and you’ve just got to accept that and move on. I’ve only ever been in one relationship which lasted for four years, so it’s probably safe to say that I’m not that experienced on the old love front. Whether I’ll find someone in the house is anyone’s guess, but I’m not going in looking for a romance. I’m going in for one hell of a great summer and whatever it may entail!

Greg emerges to cheers and shakes the hands of members of the crowd. Perhaps milking it for slightly too long, he then hops up the stairs and into the house.

Greg: Phew...

He pushes the main door open.

Greg: Nice to meet you all! Greg.

Laura: Oh my god, you sound like a farmer!

Greg: I am… ish… sorry, I didn’t catch your name?

Laura: Laura!

Greg then makes his way around the other housemates as we go back to Emma, stood outside.

Emma: Time for another housemate to enter the mad house!

PRISCILLA’s VT starts.

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Priscilla: I am Priscilla Rose Turner, and I’ll be unique housemate in that I was born with psychic and clairvoyant abilities. I’m not young, I’ll admit that, in fact I was 63 this year, and I’m from Toxteth in Liverpool, where I run my palm reading business. There will always skeptics and doubters and bloody naysayers, but they’re people who need to open their minds to the possibilities. I can contact those who have passed on, I can tell things about someone’s lives that even those closest to them wouldn’t be able to, I regularly hold séances to communicate with spirits, I’m not modest where my abilities are concerned in the slightest. I’m semi-retired now but I don’t want to kick my feet up, I want to do something fun and active and I’ll be able to put across my side of the story in the Big Brother house. People are often surprised that I’m in a relationship with a woman, but that’s because I’ve grown to become fed up with men. They’re useless, women are much more preferable. Anyway, let’s just say that I won’t be a cuddly old grandma as many of the older people on this show can be. I’ll be a bitch if I need to be a bitch.

Priscilla is heavily booed as she leaves her limousine. She then walks up the staircase and through the doors. She takes her time walking down the steps, holding the train to her long black dress up as she does so. She then opens the door to the main house.

Caitlyn: Hello!

Priscilla: Hello, darling… my name’s Priscilla…

Tisha: Like the bus?

Silence. The live stream then ends and we return to Emma.

Emma: After the break, the line-up will be completed, and as ever there’ll be a whopping sting in the tail… see you soon!

Nick.

11-08-2014, 10:14 PM

Oooh I love Priscilla!

BigBrotherDude17

11-08-2014, 10:16 PM

so far greg is my favorite

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:29 PM

(not a good time for my laptop to crash, was it? :tongue: The last five are coming up...)

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:40 PM

Emma is stood on her podium.

Emma: Yes, welcome back to the live launch of Big Brother 2015! So far, we’ve seen eleven enter. Now, let’s say aloha to number twelve!

The next person in is SPENCER.

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Spencer: Hey guys, Spencer Hood here, I’m a baby-faced 18 year old and I come from Leeds in God’s own county of Yorkshire. I guess I’m your typical student, I love to go out and party with my mates and I drink more than I should do, but don’t tell my mam I said that. My manner’s aren’t that great either to be honest, I’ll probably piss them all off with my trumping and stuff, and I know I’ve got a good body so I wouldn’t be afraid to get naked or bash one out if they give me the chance. I’m only a teenager, you know. I’m pretty likeable so it won’t be a problem if the other housemates don’t get on with me, they’ll soon see sense. The kind of people I don’t really get on with is women who think they can boss you around just cause they’re women, they’re no better than us, you know. People should be judged on what they’re like and not seen as better just because of what gender they are, that’s stupid. So don’t put any feminists in the house, ok? Then we’re cool. Don’t see me as just an eighteen-year old, either, let’s just say I’ve got experience.

Spencer is mostly greeted by cheers as he leaves the limousine and bounds down the runway and up the stairs at a very fast speed. He then enters through the doors and down the stairs.

Spencer: Hey, hey! Spencer, nice to meet you all.

The housemates walk up to Spencer to welcome him.

Priscilla: Bloody hell, you look young enough to be my grandson. How old are you?

Spencer: Ha ha… I’m 18...

Caitlyn: That’s old enough for me!

Emma is now stood at the edge of the crowd, ready to introduce the next entrant.

Emma: They’re all getting along swimmingly, aren’t they? Let’s see if they still are after we meet our next lass...

The VT of NADINE begins up on the big screen.

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Nadine: I’m Nadine Sherry, I’m 28 and I come from Trim in County Meath in Ireland, near to Dublin. I currently work as a receptionist in Liverpool, and as a job, I don’t mind it. I would like to go on to bigger things in the future, though, so I’ll have to wait and see what happens. Coming from Ireland, I was raised as a Catholic and I still am to this day. I would never even think of disobeying my religion, not at all. I was born a Catholic and will die a Catholic. Since I grew up in a rather small Irish town, there were never many ethnic people and therefore I never interacted with people other than people like myself as a child. I wouldn’t say I’m racist, certainly not, but I wouldn’t exactly feel comfortable in the company of someone ethnic just because I wouldn’t know how to act. Going into Big Brother is a bit of a risk in that sense, yes, but I will try very hard to interact with everybody in there whether they’re like me or not. I definitely don’t want people at home to judge me based on my religion. As a person, perhaps, but never my religion.

Nadine’s reaction is boos from the crowd, which seem to affect her as she walks up the stairs and into the house. She then shakes as she walks down the steps.

Eloise: Hi!

Greg: Oh, you’re shaking love. Was it bad?

Nadine: Awful, it was awful. I'm so nervous. Sorry, I need a sit down…

The other housemates stand around, looking awkward as Nadine goes to sit on the sofas. Meanwhile, we return to Emma.

Emma: Let’s not dilly dally, it’s time for housemate number fourteen!

The housemate is question is TANVIR.

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Tanvir: Tanvir Nasser here, I’m 21 and you’ll find me in Rochdale, usually in a gym somewhere. I’m very passionate about fitness, so yeah, I’m always working out and trying to maintain a good shape, stuff like that. I regularly do boxing, kickboxing, extreme sports, rock climbing, there’s rarely a day that goes by without me doing loads of exercise and I think it’ll be a struggle in the house if I don’t get to burn some calories as often. I’m also going in to represent my religion in a way, because there aren’t many Muslims that go into the house. Granted, I’m more of a lax Muslim – you know, I drink, I eat pork, but times are changing and that’s the modern way. Not every single word of the Qur’an has to be followed strictly. In the house, I’d hope that I’ll be quite a strong presence, you know, I can argue if I want to, and I’ve got strong beliefs on things so I’m sure I’ll put those across when I’m in there. But above all, I’m just going in to have a good time, and if I have to play the game now and again… yeah, I’ll do it.

The door to the limousine opens and Tanvir walks out to a mostly positive reception. He shows the cameras his biceps and then proceeds to enter the house.

Tanvir: Here we go!

Tanvir pushes the door open and says hello to his fellow housemates. Nadine remains sat on the sofas, but she looks up to Tanvir and waves.

Tanvir: Hey, all, I’m Tanvir. T-A-N-V-I-R. This house looks great, doesn’t it?

Vivienne: It's beautiful, you're right... hi, T-A-N-V-I-R. I'm Vivienne.

The camera returns to Emma.

Emma: It’s time to meet our penultimate housemate of the summer, folks…

CANDIE is the fifteenth person in, and we’re introduced to her with a VT.

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Candie: Hi, everyone, my name’s Candie, I’m 24 and I’m a dancer and a waitress on the side. I suppose my hyperactivity stems from the fact that I’ve never, ever been in one place for very long – my mother’s Chinese-English, my father’s Australian, I was born in Hong Kong before moving to Melbourne and then to London all before I turned five, and now I’m currently based in Brighton where I co-run a dance studio. I absolutely adore my job, because it’s doing what I love and I get to help other people to get fit as well, so there’s an extra incentive. I’ve done small bits of work for pop videos and adverts and such, but I’ve never really ever hit the big time which is why I’m also working in a restaurant, you know, to help pay the bills. I’m a very open and fun-loving person, I love a good joke, I’ve always got energy, and I’ve got quite a high-pitched voice as you can tell. That might be something that irritates my other housemates, I don’t know. Still, with me in the house, I’m sure they’ll be bound to lose some weight – at least you can say that’ll be a bonus!

Candie walks through the crowd, being mostly cheered, and shows off a few dance moves as she does so. She then twirls up the stairs and into the vestibule, then walking down the stairs and into the house.

Candie: Hello! I’m Candie, great to meet you all! Is this everyone?

Simon: Hey! No, I think we’ve got one or two left to go. Here, have a drink. We’re nearly out but I’m sure we’ll be able to squeeze some out from somewhere.

Leon and Edwin just seem baffled at Candie’s name. Elsewhere, we cut back to Emma, ready to introduce the final housemate of the evening.

Emma: Fifteen down, one to go. Go on, do you want housemate number sixteen? Of course you do! Here he is.

We meet the last housemate in, BILLY.

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Billy: Hey, hey, hey, this is Billy Walcott, and I’m from Dagenham. Not originally, though, I grew up in Chaguanas in Trinidad and then moved over here with my country as a teenager. I’m 46 now, though I’ll turn 47 the day after the launch so I’m hoping for a good party, you know! I work as a head chef in a Caribbean cuisine restaurant, and it’s the best job I’ve ever had. Us Caribbeans love our food and our flavours, and being able to put on a feast is really important to me. I’ll probably be the daddy figure of the house, and I’m cool with that, I’ve got two grown up kids now anyway and I’m on my own now, so if there’s a girl in there that wants me to be her ‘daddy’… I’m not complaining! Yeah, I’m just a fun guy, I love family, I love socialising and relaxing. All the women in the house will probably hate my for not doing any housework but they just need to lighten up, you know? Stop thinking about the little things and consider the big picture. The Billy way of life is the best way of life, and that’s what you’re going to see in the Big Brother house.

Billy’s reaction is one of mostly cheers, and he laps this up as he enters the house.

Billy: Woo hoo hoo!

Billy pushes the main door open and cheers loudly.

Caitlyn: Ha ha, hello! You’re loud! Not quite as loud as me, I'm sure you'll learn that. I’m Caitlyn, hi.

Billy says hello to Caitlyn and makes his way around the other fourteen housemates.

Jackson: So this is all of us, huh? Let the fun and games begin!

We then go back to Emma.

Emma: Fun and games, you say, Jackson? Hmm. I don’t think so! I’ll see you after this break for an almighty twist…

Nick.

11-08-2014, 10:41 PM

Nadine & Candie <3

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:45 PM

Emma is stood on her podium when we come back from the advert break.

Emma: Welcome back to Big Brother: Winner Takes All’s live launch, everyone! Now, we’ve seen all sixteen housemates enter – Caitlyn, Edwin, Laura, Simon, Tisha, Leon, Eloise, Jackson, Vivienne, Greg, Priscilla, Spencer, Nadine, Tanvir, Candie and Billy – and our residents are relaxing ready for a peaceful night ahead. Right? Wrong! Let’s cross over to Big Brother to deliver a little bit of news…

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would one housemate come to the diary room.

Eloise, Tisha, Candie and Spencer jostle over who gets to go to the diary room.

Tisha: Hey, I said first, bitch!

Tisha races out to the main door.

Tisha: Wait, where the ****** is it? ******'s sake! Oh, hang on, it's there.

Tisha enters the diary room and sits down on the chair.

Tisha: Hey BB.

Big Brother: Hello, Tisha. Tisha, as you already know, this year’s theme is Winner Takes All. Money will control the house, and will play a very important role in the house’s events.

Tisha: What?

Big Brother: Next Friday, one housemate will be evicted from the Big Brother house. However, the housemates that face this public vote will not be decided by the usual nomination process. Instead, this is where money comes into play.

Tisha: Huh?

Big Brother: Over the next few days, Big Brother will offer housemates the chance to earn Big Brother’s special coins. These coins can be earned through a series of personal challenges offered to each housemate. If they accept one of these challenges, they will earn the number of coins on offer. If they do not, they will not earn any coins for this challenge. Additionally, housemates may also be tempted to give up some of their coins, in return for a treat. Next week, Big Brother will ask each housemate to provide the coins that they have banked to Big Brother. The three housemates who receive the fewest coins will then face the public vote. Do you understand?

Tisha: Sorta.

Big Brother: This is where you come in, Tisha. Big Brother would like to offer you a head start on your fellow housemates – a head start to the tune of 50 coins. In return for these coins, you must give up your bed and instead spend your first night in the Big Brother’s special solitary confinement room. If you agree, you must spend the entire night in the room, without leaving the room. If you do leave the room at any point during the night, you will not receive any coins. Tisha. Are you willing to accept this challenge?

Tisha: What’s sanitary confinement?

Big Brother: Solitary, Tisha.

Tisha: Oh, right, yeah, okay. I’ll give it a go, yeah, cause I want to stay in the house. I’ll have my bed tomorrow, anyway. It can’t be that bad.

Big Brother: Thank you, Tisha. To confirm, you are accepting Big Brother’s offer of spending the night in solitary confinement?

Tisha: Yeah, okay.

Big Brother: Thank you, Tisha. Tisha, please leave the diary room to the door to your left.

Tisha: Right…

Tisha leaves the diary room through a door to her right, and into the small task room, which is covered in white, padded walls.

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Tisha: S**t, I don’t like this…

Tisha sits on the floor and begins to twiddle her thumbs.

Tisha: Can you at least bring some chicken or something, BB? I’m hungry, man.

In the living room, the housemates have been watching Tisha on the plasma screen.

Candie: I could never do that!

Leon: The game’s really on now. I don’t care, I’d sleep in there.

Billy: You're right, that girl needs to grow a pair of balls. Ha ha!

Laura: Lay off her, she's done it, give her some credit for that.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Housemates, the bedroom is now open.

The housemates cheer as they run to the bedroom via the garden. They then begin to choose their beds as we cut back to Emma.

Emma: So, there you have it! Big Brother 2015 has kicked off good and proper. I’ll be back here for the first eviction show next Friday at 9pm, whilst you can stick around to see Iain and Emma on Late Edition, up next. But until then, na night!

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:47 PM

*runs on stage and steals emmas mic and yells*
**** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

:love:

Love it! cant wait for more.

Love the house description and the chair! Tish <3 Edwin <3 Simon seems rather arrogant!

Oooh I love Priscilla!

so far greg is my favorite

Nadine & Candie <3

Thank you :laugh:

MB.

11-08-2014, 10:49 PM

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MB.

11-08-2014, 10:52 PM

The first update will come tomorrow, where you'll find out how Tisha did in sanitary solitary confinement :wink:

MB.

12-08-2014, 10:58 PM

V/O: 4.47am. Tisha is in the solitary confinement room, having accepted a challenge to spend the night in there set by Big Brother last night. She has just woken up after having slept for three hours and fifteen minutes.

Tisha: This is so ******ing dull, Big Bruv, when can I get out?

Tisha remains sat on the floor, with her arms crossed.

Big Brother: Tisha, you are able to leave the solitary confinement room at any time. However, if you choose to do so, you will not receive any coins for this challenge.

Tisha: Eh, that's fine, I just wanna go now. I'm ******ing bored.

Tisha gets up and walks up to the door, opening it and proceeding to enter the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Tisha.

Tisha rubs her eyes.

Tisha: I'm tired, I wanna go into the house. Let me out.

Big Brother: Tisha, can you confirm that you are leaving the task?

Tisha: Well, durr.

Big Brother: Tisha, the diary room door is now open for you to re-enter the main house, and Big Brother has unlocked the bedroom door for five minutes. Do bear in mind that as a result of this decision, you will receive no coins towards your total for this task.

Tisha: Cheers.

Tisha leaves the diary room and accesses the bedroom via the garden. Caitlyn wakes up to see Tisha crawling into the one vacant bed.

Caitlyn: (rubbing her eyes) Oh, babe, didn't you do it?

Tisha: Nah... couldn't be arsed. Night.

Caitlyn: Night.

V/O: 9.32am. Housemates are waking up to their first full day in the Big Brother house. Greg and Billy are in the kitchen, cooking breakfast for the housemates. Candie is making tea.

Candie: You're looking hot today, Eloise! Hey, do you want milk in yours, love?

Eloise: Aw, thanks - I didn't pack that much but yeah, this is one sexy jacket! Ha ha. And anyway, I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't. Where's the fridge, anyway?

Candie: Hang on, I'll look.

Billy: (muttering) I'm surprised that Caitlyn girl hasn't found the fridge already... ha ha...

Greg: Oh, and happy birthday, mate. I'm surprised you're already up after how much you were drinking last night!

Billy: Eh, cheers. I can handle my drink. We're going to get hammered again tonight, my friend, just you wait. Big Brother will have something big planned for me.

V/O: The rest of the housemates are in the bedroom. Edwin and Jackson are discussing Tisha's decision to leave the solitary confinement room after six hours.

Edwin: Oh, did she leave? I probably would have been able to stick it out, she only needed to last a few more hours. Giving up's always the easy option.

Jackson: Look, I don't know... oi, Tisha, was it hard in there?

Tisha: What?

Jackson: In the room, was it hard?

Tisha: It was ******ing horrible, mate. (Tisha sticks her head beneath a pillow)

Edwin: Guess that clears that one up, then...

Meanwhile, Priscilla remains asleep, whilst Nadine combs her hair in a mirror.

V/O: 11.07am. Candie, Laura, Greg, Simon, Tisha and Vivienne are in the garden.

Candie: So basically, you stick your arse out a little bit like this, then you drop down really quickly like this...

Candie demonstrates a dance move to Greg, Simon and Vivienne, whilst Laura and Tisha sit in the smoking area, cheering on.

Greg: My first day in the house... and I'm being taught how to slut drop!

Simon: Are you kidding? This is going on my CV!

V/O: Spencer and Tanvir are sat in the bedroom.

Tanvir: Are they seriously doing that? ******ing hell, man, it's day one, don't lose all your credibility already.

Spencer: She's got a nice arse, though, ha ha.

Tanvir: Who?

Spencer: The girl with the big hair, I ain't good with names.

Tanvir: Ha ha, now that's a real lad, right there.

V/O: 1:54pm. Billy has been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Billy.

Billy: Afternoon B.

Big Brother: Happy birthday, Billy.

Billy: I was wondering when you were going to say that! Cheers, big man.

Big Brother: Billy. As you know, this week, the house will feel the force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Billy: Yeah?...

Big Brother: Well, Billy. Big Brother is aware that today is your 47th birthday. However, if you turn down a birthday party for the whole house tonight, you will receive 75 coins from Big Brother. Billy, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Billy: Are you s**tting me? ****** no. I want a party, we're getting a party.

Big Brother: Thank you, Billy. You may now leave the diary room.

Billy leaves the diary room and re-enters the living area, where Leon is eating toast.

Leon: What was that all about?

Billy: They wanted me to give up our party tonight. I told them to ****** off!

Leon: Ha ha, and good on you, too.

Billy: Them Big Brother twats... (Billy shakes his head)

V/O: 4:02pm. Eloise has been called to the diary room.

Eloise: I'm not liking the look of this...

Big Brother: Hello, Eloise.

Eloise: Hey, Big Brother.

Big Brother: Eloise. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Eloise: Yep. I understand.

Big Brother: Well, Eloise. From your brief time in the Big Brother house, Big Brother can tell that you like your fashion. However, if you agree to give up your suitcase until further notice, Big Brother will reward this with 80 coins. Eloise, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Eloise: Really? Really? Oh, god... ugh, you twats... ha ha... oh, but I can borrow stuff from other people, right? And I really want to stay... oh, this is hard. Damn. Yeah, okay, I'll play the game. I'll do it.

Big Brother: Thank you, Eloise. Big Brother will provide you with your eighty coins via the hatch in the living room. Big Brother will also ask you to bring your suitcase to the store room as soon as possible. Eloise, you may now leave the diary room.

Eloise: I'm going to regret this, I know it!...

Eloise leaves the diary room and runs over to Vivienne.

Eloise: I've just got rid of my suitcase for the task, I'm going to need some clothes for the next few weeks... is that okay?

Vivienne: Of course! Of course. Anytime. I'll ask Nadine and Tisha if they've got anything to lend, too, they seem a similar size. Well done, I'm sure it was the right decision.

Vivienne hugs Eloise as a form of comfort.

V/O: 5:45pm. Eloise and Vivienne are in the bedroom, re-packing the former's clothes. Edwin then walks in.

Edwin: What are you doing down there?

Eloise: Packing my stuff - I've got to bring my suitcase to Big Brother. It's for the task.

Edwin: Oh... well, cheer up a bit, it can't be that bad...

Vivienne: (laughing) You don't understand how much a girl values her clothes, Edwin!

Eloise then zips up her suitcase and places it outside the store room. She then goes to the hatch in the living area and collects a box featuring 80 coins, which she returns to the bedroom with and places under her bed.

Eloise: (singing) If I was a rich girl, la la la la la la la la la...

V/O: 8:22pm. Billy's birthday party is in full swing. All housemates are in the garden, which has been decked with Caribbean flags, barbecues, beach props and sun loungers. Housemates have also been given garlands to wear, and have provided with cocktails and nibbles.

Billy: Let's get this s**t started!

Caribbean music plays as some of the housemates dance around the garden in a conga formation, clutching their drinks and twirling their garlands.

Caitlyn: Can we have a party every day, Big Brother?

Spencer: (to Tanvir) If it means the girls are always in bikini tops, I'm not complaining!

He and Tanvir high five. Meanwhile, Priscilla and Nadine are sat on chairs in the corner of the garden. Priscilla is drinking gin that she stashed in with her suitcase. Nadine is wearing sunglasses and breathing in and out heavily.

Tisha: Come on you two, have some fun for s**t's sake!

Billy: You tell 'em. Now, who wants some burgers?

The majority of the housemates queue up for food, as Nadine helps Priscilla up from her chair.

Priscilla: Oh, leave me to sleep this off... oh, leave me... piss off, will you...

V/O: 11:56pm. Spencer, Tanvir and Billy are in the living area.

They are playing spin the bottle on the sofas.

Tanvir: Your turn, birthday boy...

Spencer: I get the feeling I'm gonna like it with you lot in here!

V/O: 1:34am. Most of the housemates are settling down to bed.

Vivienne: (to Eloise) Well done on today. That was brave.

Laura: Why, what's she done?

Eloise: I gave up my suitcase for the task. These next few weeks should be fun, then!

Laura: Listen, who gives a s**t, I'll give you some of my stuff, love. It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Night, anyway. Don't worry about nothing.

Eloise: Night!

MB.

14-08-2014, 02:47 PM

Day 3 (and if I get round to it, 4) will be posted today :thumbs:

MB.

14-08-2014, 11:00 PM

V/O: 9.20am. All housemates are in the bedroom, waking up to their second full day in the Big Brother house.

Caitlyn: Uh… it can’t be time already, can it?

Simon: Five more minutes, come on…

V/O: Yesterday, Eloise gave up her suitcase in return for 80 coins. Today, more housemates will be challenged with dilemmas –if they accept, they will earn some of these coins, increasing their chance of surviving this week’s eviction.

Eloise: Can I borrow your green top for today, Vivienne?

Vivienne: (rolling over in bed) Sure, sure. It’s on the table over there.

Eloise gets out of her bed and goes over to a bedside cabinet, picking up and putting on Vivienne’s green top. Candie also throws a pair of jeans in Eloise’s direction.

Eloise: Thanks, Candie.

V/O: 10.07am. Vivienne and Greg have been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Vivienne. Hello, Greg.

Greg: Morning!

Big Brother: Vivienne, Greg. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Vivienne and Greg both nod.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the two of you know your beans when it comes to the kitchen department. However, if you agree to live off Big Brother’s very own basic rations for the remainder of your times in the house, Big Brother will reward you both with 80 coins each. Vivienne, Greg, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Vivienne and Greg confer with one another.

Greg: Well… yeah, I don’t really mind, I mean basic food is better than no food, after all?

Vivienne: Yeah, I do agree. Let’s go for it, why not. What’s the worst that can happen?

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both agreeing to live off of Big Brother’s basic rations for the rest of your time in the Big Brother house?

Vivienne: That’s correct.

Big Brother: Thank you, Greg and Vivienne. Big Brother will provide you both with your eighty coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Greg: None at all!

Greg and Vivienne leave the diary room and head for the hatch in the living area.

Greg: (to Vivienne) Hey, I’m sure you can do a hell of a lot with lentils and rice…

V/O: 11:36am. Priscilla and Nadine are in the hideaway, discussing their fellow housemates.

Priscilla: What a bloody miserable bunch they all are this year.

Nadine: Mmm.

Priscilla: I’ll tell you who I don’t like, that Simon. What a *******king try-hard. And that Muslim bloke, Tanvir? Put your *******king chest away, you narcissistic twat. I’ve just got to get this all off my chest.

Nadine: Mmm.

Priscilla: You don’t say much, do you?

Nadine looks reflective.

Priscilla: I’m going for a fag, anyway. See you later.

Priscilla leaves the hideaway and goes to light a cigarette.

V/O: 1:15pm. Caitlyn, Candie and Leon have been called to the diary room.

Caitlyn: This better be important, we were just having lunch!

Big Brother: Hello, Caitlyn. Hello, Candie. Hello, Leon.

Caitlyn: It was lasagne, as well.

Big Brother: Caitlyn, Candie and Leon. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Leon: Yep.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother is feeling in an evil mood. As you know, if you survive the upcoming eviction, you will have to nominate two housemates for eviction each week. However, if you agree to conduct these nominations face-to-face, in front of your fellow housemates until further notice, Big Brother will reward all of you with 75 coins each. Caitlyn, Candie, and Leon, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Leon: Yeah, who cares if it’s face-to-face or whatever? Everyone has to make the nominations anyway, and I want to stay in.

Caitlyn: No, I don’t agree. It’ll only cause more drama.

Candie: I don’t know… I’ll give it a go if it helps me stay in. Just go for it Caitlyn, why not?

Big Brother: To confirm, which of you are accepting Big Brother’s offer and which of you are declining it?

Candie: Me and Leon are accepting, Caitlyn’s turning it down. Is that right?

Leon: Yep.

Big Brother: Thank you, Caitlyn, Candie and Leon. Big Brother will provide Candie and Leon with their seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Caitlyn: No further questions, no, we’ve got a lasagne that’s getting cold.

Caitlyn, Candie and Leon exit the diary room. Candie and Leon head for the hatch, whilst Caitlyn rushes over to the dining table.

Edwin: Anything nice?

Caitlyn: Never mind that, I’ve got food to attend to…

V/O: 1.33pm. Tanvir and Spencer are working out in the garden. Tisha is in the smoking area.

Tisha: Burning off the lunch, are ya?

Spencer: Can you tell?

Tisha: Just about.

Spencer laughs as Tisha lowers her sunglasses.

V/O: Jackson is washing up in the kitchen. Billy and Leon are in the living area.

Billy: She’s eyeing those two poor guys up, it’s obvious. Desperate little girl.

Leon: You’ve got that right.

V/O: 2:20pm. Tisha and Laura have been called to the diary room.

Tisha: What’s it for this time?

Big Brother: Hello, Tisha. Hello, Laura.

Laura waves in the general direction of Big Brother.

Big Brother: Tisha, Laura. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Tisha: Oh, not this s**t again.

Laura: (to Tisha) They’ve been ******ing horrible to you!

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the two of you both like to use colourful language in your vocabulary. However, if you agree to give up swearing completely until further notice, Big Brother will reward both of you with 60 coins each. Big Brother has provided you with a list of the words you are forbidden from saying if you are to uphold Big Brother’s offer. Tisha and Laura, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Tisha: ****** no!

Laura: High-five on that, sister!

Tisha and Laura high-five.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you turning down Big Brother’s offer?

Laura: We so are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Tisha and Laura. Unless you have any other questions, you are now free to leave the diary room.

Tisha and Laura skip out of the diary room.

Tisha: They wanted us to give up swearing! ****** to that!

V/O: 4.09pm. Jackson and Tisha are in the bedroom.

Jackson: (whispering) I don’t like to be a tell-tale and stuff, but Leon and Billy were saying that you were checking out the lads in the garden earlier. They said you were desperate and stuff, I just thought you should know.

Tisha: (whispering) Did they? Them ******ing bastards, we were only having a laugh. Thanks for telling me that, I’ll keep an ear out in future. Twats.

Jackson: No problem.

Spencer walks in.

Spencer: What are you two whispering about, then?

Tisha: Nothing, Spencer.

Tisha walks off.

Spencer: What the ******’s got into her?

Jackson shrugs and also walks off, albeit in a different direction.

V/O: 4.56pm. Big Brother has called Nadine, Simon and Spencer to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Nadine. Hello, Simon. Hello, Spencer.

Simon: Hola!

Spencer: What he said.

Big Brother: Nadine, Simon, Spencer. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Nadine, Simon and Spencer give the thumbs up sign in recognition.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother is aware that contact from your nearest and dearest is always important along the way as part of the Big Brother journey. However, if you agree not to receive any outside contact – including letters from home – during the duration of your stays in the house, Big Brother will reward all of you with 75 coins each. Nadine, Simon and Spencer, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Nadine: I would really like letters from home, but I’d probably rather stay past the first eviction more. What about you guys?

Simon: I’m feeling the same as you. The thing is, Spencer, you’re only 18, and I know that I’d have really wanted a letter from home when I was 18. So it’s really up to you what you want to do.

Spencer: Nah, it’s fine.

Simon: So, we’re agreed? No to the offer?

Spencer: No it is, then.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you all accepting Big Brother’s offer?

Simon:We are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Nadine, Simon and Spencer. Big Brother will provide the three of you with seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Nadine: Thanks…

Nadine, Simon and Spencer leave the diary room.

V/O: 6.45pm. All housemates are sat around the diary room, eating their dinner.

Tisha: Billy, did you say anything about me earlier?

Billy: (in between mouthfuls) I say a lot of things…

Tisha: Nah, I mean about me. When I was sat in the garden with Tanvir and Spencer. You were saying stuff about me, weren’t you?

Edwin: (muttering[I]) This will end well.

Billy: And who told you that?

Greg: Listen, guys, can we, you know, eat rather than descending into argument?

Tisha: Why the ****** does it matter who told me? You chatting s**t about me, don’t deny it.

Billy: Yeah, who cares if I was saying anything about you, why is it your business? I can think whatever the ****** I want to think, can’t I?

Tisha: Not when I’m being ******ing slagged off right under my ******ing nose, you can’t!

Billy: Oh, shut up, you know you’re a desperate little girl, don’t gloss over that.

Eloise: Shut up, the two of you! It’s day three, can’t we just get along?

Both Billy and Tisha turn silent.

Edwin: ([I]muttering[I]) Awkward…

V/O: 8.27pm. Tisha, Eloise and Candie are in the hideaway.

Eloise: What was that all about?

Tisha: Listen, don’t tell anyone right?

Eloise: You practically told the whole dinner table… but okay…

Tisha: Right, Jackson told me that Billy and Leon were saying all kinds of s**t about me and that I was desperate and eyeing up the lads and all this s**t and it made my blood boil. Just cause he’s older doesn’t mean he’s right.

Candie: You’ve got a point. People can’t talk about people like that, especially ones they’ve just met. Seems like we’ve seen people’s true characters already.

V/O: Billy and Jackson are in the living area.

Billy: Was it you?

Jackson: Was it me what?

Billy: Did you tell Tisha? You were the only other person in the room.

Jackson: It doesn’t matter, does it? If you were saying s**t about someone, you can’t expect it to be some kind of secret.
Billy: Right… fine…

[I]Billy walks off.

Jackson: (muttering) Oh, get over yourself, it’s a ******ing game show…

MB.

17-08-2014, 06:50 PM

V/O: 9.34am. Housemates are waking up to another day in the Big Brother house. Last night, Tisha and Billy had a row during dinner. They haven’t spoken since. Tisha, Jackson, Candie and Laura are at the smoking area.

Laura: You gonna talk to him, hun?

Tisha: Nah, what’s the point? He’s only going to say some other made up s**t about me and make me look bad.

Candie: You don’t know that, though. It’s worth a try.

Tisha: Jackson, you heard it all, and I know what Billy thinks about me now. It’s not worth the bother, trust me.

Laura peers over into the house.

Laura: Looks like breakfast’s on. There goes Caitlyn.

V/O: 9.40am. Greg and Caitlyn are sat in the kitchen.

Greg: Let’s just hope there won’t be another flaming row when we sit down to eat this time, eh?

Caitlyn: Oh, yeah, definitely… they haven’t talked since, have they?

Greg: Not that I know of, no.

Caitlyn: And speaking of those two, is Billy even up yet? I thought he said he was going to cook breakfast today.

Greg: I checked, he’s still snoring. I’ll let him do dinner tonight, then, he seems knocked out from all that arguing.

Caitlyn: Probably. Can I have a bite?

Caitlyn takes a bite out of the dish that Greg is making.

Greg: Ha ha, steady on!

V/O: 11.11am. Edwin and Jackson have been called to the diary room.

Edwin: Ugh. I certainly need this sit down. What a filling breakfast that was.

Big Brother: Hello, Edwin. Hello, Jackson.

Jackson: Hey, Mr B!

Edwin: Greetings.

Edwin gives the camera a little royal wave.

Big Brother: Edwin, Jackson. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Edwin: I am aware, yes...

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the facilities of the bathroom are very important to all housemates. However, if you two agree not to use the bathroom for the remainder of your time in the house, Big Brother will reward you both with 75 coins each. Edwin, Jackson, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Jackson: Not use the bathroom? Like, at all?

Edwin: Where would we shower? Where? I’m not liking this.

Jackson: But it’s for 75 coins… and we could always use the other two toilets… should we go for it?

Edwin: I’m still not all that sure.

Jackson: Oh, come on. Yeah, Big Brother, we’ll take the offer.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both agreeing to lose access to the Big Brother bathroom for the rest of your time in the Big Brother house?

Edwin: I suppose I haven’t got much say, but fine.

Big Brother: Thank you, Edwin and Jackson. Big Brother will provide you both with your seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Jackson: Thanks B!

Edwin and Jackson leave the diary room. Jackson goes to the hatch and collects the two bags of coins. He passes one to Edwin.

Edwin: Ooh my, this is ruddy heavy.

V/O: 12.32pm. Billy and Spencer are sat in the living area.

Spencer: Wanna speak to her?

Billy: Tisha? Hell no.

Spencer: …fair enough.

V/O: 1.19pm. Priscilla and Tanvir have been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Priscilla. Hello, Tanvir.

Priscilla: Yeah, let’s get this over with.

Tanvir winks at the camera.

Big Brother: Priscilla, Tanvir. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Priscilla: Like I said, let’s get this over with.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that both of you hold person items closely in the house. For you, Priscilla, it’s a photo of your cat, and for you, Tanvir, your gym equipment. However, if you two to give these up, Big Brother will reward you both with 75 coins each. Priscilla, Tanvir, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Tanvir: I ******ing wouldn’t! Sorry, but I care too much about my stuff.

Priscilla: And there’s no way I’m giving up my Percy. How dare you?

Priscilla shakes her head and pulls a sour facial expression.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both turning down Big Brother’s offer of 75 coins each?

Tanvir: We are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Priscilla and Tanvir. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.
Priscilla: About time this ridiculous thing was over, too.

Priscilla and Tanvir leave the diary room.

Nadine: Was it the coins thing? What did they want you to do?

Priscilla: They wanted me to give up my picture of Percy. ‘Not me’, I said. How dare they, really. It’s all bollocks, this twist.

V/O: 3:48pm. Simon, Eloise and Vivienne are in the garden, playing a game of catch.

Vivienne: Well, this is one way to pass the time, I suppose!

Simon throws the ball to Eloise, whose head is momentarily turned.

Simon: Careful!

The ball just misses Eloise’s head as she turns back around.

Eloise: (laughing) Now that’s not nice!

Eloise throws the ball back, pretending to do so with a lot of force. Simon misses the ball and Billy, running in from the bedroom, catches it instead and runs back off with it.

Simon: Oi, Billy!

Billy: (laughing) Oh, fine, have it back.

He rolls it along the floor to the group and goes back into the bedroom.

Vivienne: Does he take pleasure in pissing everyone else off? I don’t see the point sometimes.

V/O: 4:16pm. Greg has been called to the diary room.

There is a screen located in the diary room, showing the large task room. Inside this room is a car.

Big Brother: Hello, Greg.

Greg: What the hell…? Hi.

Big Brother: Currently, Greg, you have banked 80 coins. However, Big Brother is feeling in a good mood, and for seventy five of these coins, Big Brother will offer you a brand new, state-of-the-art car. No catch, no hidden strings. One brand new car for seventy five coins. What is your decision, Greg?

Greg: Are you kidding? Oh my, oh my… I mean, I’ve been meaning to get a new car for ages… I can’t say no, really, can I? I’m going to take the car. I feel bad for some reason, but yeah, I’ve nothing much to lose. Thank you so much.

Big Brother: To confirm, Greg, are you agreeing to give Big Brother seventy five of your eighty coins for this car?

Greg: I am.

Big Brother: Thank you, Greg. Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with seventy five of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Greg: Thanks… I don’t believe it, but thanks!

Greg leaves the diary room, stopping to punch the air before changing to a calmer composure and re-entering the house.

Candie: What was that about, love?

Greg: Oh, you know. The usual.

V/O: 5.54pm. Billy and Leon are cooking dinner in the kitchen.

Billy: S**t, what’s that?

Smoke is coming out of the oven.

Leon: I only looked away for a couple of minutes, s**t, how did that happen?

Leon takes the chicken out of the oven. It is completely burnt. Some of the housemates are sat in the garden.

Eloise: Oh god, have they burnt it?

Jackson: That’s us starving tonight, woo ******ing hoo.

V/O: 7.31pm. Having managed to rescue the dinner, all housemates are in the living area, eating.

Spencer: Nadine, if you’re gonna sit there, picking off all the black bits, you might as well not bother eating.

Nadine: I’ll do what I want, thanks.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer come to the diary room.

Spencer: Oi, we’re eating!

Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer come to the diary room. The screen from earlier now shows three plasma screen televisions in the large task room.

Vivienne: What’s this all about?

Big Brother: Hello, Vivienne. Hello, Nadine, Hello Spencer.

Spencer: …hey?

Big Brother: Currently, Vivienne you have banked 80 coins. Nadine and Spencer, you have banked 75 coins. However, Big Brother is feeling in a good mood, and for sixty of these coins, Big Brother will offer you each a brand new plasma screen HD television. For sixty coins each. Vivienne, Nadine, Spencer, what do you say?

Nadine: No, I don’t need a TV. I gave up a lot to earn those coins and so I’m keeping them. Should we all do that?

Vivienne: I agree.

Spencer: Nah… I don’t. This is a good offer. I’ll take it.

Big Brother: To confirm, what will your decisions be?

Spencer: I’m taking the TV. These two aren’t, but I am.

Big Brother: Thank you, Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer. Spencer, Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with sixty of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Spencer: Cheers!

Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer leave the diary room.

V/O: 9.20pm. Vivienne, Eloise, Tisha and Laura are in the hideaway.

Laura: What a day, eh…

Vivienne: Tell me about it!

Nadine walks in.

Vivienne: Oh hey, Nadine. Still thinking about earlier?

Nadine: Mmm. I think Spencer was quite selfish myself. And now he’s gone and he’s telling Tanvir and that lot all about it with a big smile on his face. He’s such a bragger, it’s not even funny.

Tisha: Woah, woah, rewind, what you on about?

Nadine: We were called to the diary room during dinner, and Big Brother asked us to give up some of our coins for a new flat screen TV. Vivienne and I said no, Spencer went and said yes. Silly boy.

Laura: Oh, totally…

Nadine then follows Priscilla, who is calling her from the smoking area, outside.

Laura: I repeat. What a day!

MB.

17-08-2014, 06:50 PM

(the shows'll be posted more regularly from now on, I promise... :tongue:)

Cal.

17-08-2014, 07:05 PM

****ing hell, such a brilliant set of housemates and brilliant money twist! Loving all this coins business, I'm glad Greg took his offer of the car, I think Spencer was stupid taking the TV for 60 coins though.

Trisha<3333 Priscilla<3333

MB.

17-08-2014, 07:12 PM

Nick.

17-08-2014, 09:05 PM

Liking the coin twist, it provides a nice insight to how much the housemates want to be on Big Brother and shows their determination, greed and vulnerability.

Tisha a is hilarious and I love her friendship with Laura! also like Priscilla and Edwin. :)

MB.

17-08-2014, 09:16 PM

BigBrotherDude17

17-08-2014, 10:18 PM

Love the housemates! I am loving this so far!

MB.

17-08-2014, 11:16 PM

Love the housemates! I am loving this so far!

Thank you too :laugh:

And so yeah, this happened whilst I was bored. Here's a recap of the post-launch show paper headlines that have nothing to do with anything :tongue:

http://i.imgur.com/gru9KoL.png

Cal.

18-08-2014, 11:51 AM

'We're now covering Big Brother for some reason...let's put it down to the menopause' :laugh:

MB.

18-08-2014, 05:35 PM

(A very busy) Day 5 will be coming in a sec :wink:

MB.

18-08-2014, 05:45 PM

V/O: 8:13am. Most of the housemates are asleep in the bedroom. Tisha has come to the diary room.

Tisha: Hey Big Brother, I know you’re probably gonna say no, but it’s worth asking, can we have a takeaway tonight? Cause I woke up and I really fancied a Chinese but it’s a bit rude to have Chinese for breakfast and s**t so I thought I’d ask you for later on. Or Indian, Indian’d be nice. Or pizza maybe. Thanks.

Big Brother: Good morning, Tisha.

Tisha: Oh yeah, morning. Now can we have a takeaway tonight?

Big Brother: Tisha, Big Brother will get back to you.

Tisha: Come on, say yes.

Tisha flutters her eyes at the camera.

Big Brother: Tisha, the diary room door is now open.

Tisha: I’m not backing down on this one, Bruv!

Tisha leaves the diary room and goes back to bed.

V/O: 9:44am. All of the housemates are now awake. Billy is in the kitchen, making breakfast. Nadine, Greg, Priscilla and Edwin are in the living area.

Billy: How many am I cooking this for?

Greg: Well, Nadine and Priscilla have already had cereal, and Candie told me she isn’t really feeling hungry, so cook about a dozen and we can pick and choose from there. That’ll be the easiest way.

Billy: How can she not be hungry? I bet you that she just doesn’t want to eat my food, that’s all. (muttering) Silly girl.

Priscilla: (to Nadine) Billy’s being a bit grumpy, isn’t he?

Nadine: Mmm.

V/O: 10:25am. Candie, Eloise and Leon have been called to the diary room.

Eloise: Back again, I see…

Big Brother: Hello, Candie. Hello, Eloise. Hello, Leon.

Candie: Morning!

Leon: Yeah… hi.

Big Brother: Currently, Eloise, you have banked 80 coins. Candie and Leon, you have both banked 75 coins each. However, for 60 of your coins, Big Brother would like to offer you all a personal luxury shopping budget for each of your stays in the house. Even if the house fails the week’s shopping task and receives the minimum of one pound per head per day, you will receive your own personal luxury shopping budget to spend on whatever you like. What are your decisions, Candie, Eloise and Leon?

Leon: Personally, I don’t give much of a s**t if I’m up for the first public vote because I’d like to think I’d stay, so losing sixty isn’t a very big deal for me.

Candie: Well, I don’t really want to give up what I’ve already earned, that just seems ridiculous to me. I’m happy playing the game and living off a basic budget if we have to.

Eloise: Yeah, I gave up my clothes for this.

Leon looks surprised at his fellow housemates’ decisions.

Leon: Really? I’ll go with yes, then, if you two aren’t.

Big Brother: To confirm, who will be accepting Big Brother’s offer of sixty coins for a personal luxury shopping budget?

Leon: Just me.

Big Brother: Thank you, Candie, Eloise and Leon. Leon, Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with seventy five of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Eloise: Thanks.

Candie, Eloise and Leon leave the diary room.

Candie: (to Leon) Why’d you do that?

Leon: Well, I don’t want to starve just because you guys fail your tasks, do I? I’m surprised you two said no.

V/O: 12:56pm. Greg and Caitlyn are in the kitchen, working on lunch.

Caitlyn: That smells lush, that does.

Greg: Here, try some.

Caitlyn: Oh, cheers, love.

Caitlyn takes a spoon of the mixture and tastes it.

Greg: I’d blow on it first…

Caitlyn drops the spoon on the floor.

Caitlyn: Ah, s**t, that’s well hot, that is! Ah, my word, that’s hot. And you can stop laughing and all.

V/O: 1:27pm. All housemates are at the dining table.

Vivienne: That was gorgeous, thanks, Greg.

Tanvir: Hey, what was in it, again?

Greg: Erm, mostly chicken stock, a couple of vegetables, herbs, things like that. Thanks, guys. You’ll make me blush!

Tisha: Mmm. Yeah. Almost as good as Chinese.

V/O: 2:03pm. Most of the housemates have been gathered in the living area.

Laura: I don’t have a very good ******ing feeling about this!

Spencer: Shut up, there’s something on the screen…

V/O: Simon has been called to the diary room. His visit is being relayed to the house via the television screen in the living area.

Big Brother: Hello, Simon.

Simon: Afternoon, BB.

Big Brother: Simon, as you aware, throughout the week, housemates have been faced with a series of dilemmas revolving around money. Housemates have had the chance to earn coins for themselves, as well as returning some of these coins for treats. So far, Big Brother has rewarded housemates with plasma screen televisions, personal luxury shopping budgets and even a brand new car.

Simon: Blimey!

Big Brother: Later today, Big Brother will send housemates on one final hunt for coins around the house. Afterwards, Big Brother will ask housemates to count the number of coins that they have banked, the housemates with the fewest coins will be announced, and the task will finish. However, there is still one dilemma left to be answered. That dilemma is for you.

Simon: Oh lord...

Big Brother: Simon, each week, housemates will compete in tasks in order to earn their shopping for the week. If they pass this task, they will earn a luxury shopping budget. However, if they fail this task, housemates will live on a basic shopping budget. This week, the fate of the rest of the house lies on your shoulders.

Simon: Oh lord, oh lord, oh lord. What do I have to do, then? Nothing bad, I hope.

Big Brother: So far, Simon, you have banked 75 coins for agreeing to have no contact with the outside world for the duration of your stay inside the Big Brother house. Big Brother will now offer you the chance to double that figure to 150 coins. However, this will come at a cost. If you agree to double what you have banked, the house – apart from Leon - will live on a basic shopping budget for the entire week. In addition to this, Big Brother will offer you the chance to win a luxury shopping budget for the entire house – including Greg and Vivienne, who agreed to give up their right to a luxury shopping budget as part of the task, something which will come into play if they survive this week’s eviction. However, in order to do this, you must give Big Brother every single coin that you have banked up to this point. Do you understand?

Simon: I do, I do. Oh man. I did really want those coins but I want everyone to be fed well this week…

Big Brother: Simon, what is your decision?

Simon: Look, I’m going to do the right thing, I’m going to be selfless and I’m going to take the luxury shopping budget. The happiness of the whole house is worth more than those coins are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Simon. You may now leave the diary room.

Simon: Thanks, BB.

Simon leaves the diary room and is greeted by some of his fellow housemates, who have run up to the door and are hugging him.

Simon: Oh s**t, did you see it all?

Jackson: Yeah!

Laura: You did so well, Simon, oh my god.

Edwin: Well done, chap.

Simon: Hey, we get to eat!

Simon’s fellow housemates cheer. Billy, Leon, Tanvir and Spencer are still sat on the sofas.

Billy: (muttering) Alright, alright, don’t milk it…

V/O: 3:58pm. All of the housemates have been locked in the bedroom.

Tisha: I’m so ******ing bored!

Caitlyn: Hey, let’s pass the time and play a pillow fight!

Priscilla sighs, shakes her head and disappears under her duvet.

Spencer: Me first!

Spencer throws a cushion across the room, missing Tisha and hitting Nadine.

Nadine: I don’t want to play, I don’t want to play! Grow up!

Tisha picks up the cushion and throws it back to Spencer, hitting him. Tanvir, Greg, Eloise, Laura, Candie and Billy also join in.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother.

Tanvir: Oh, s**t, we’re being told off…

Big Brother: Would all housemates please gather in a straight line in the garden, facing the bedroom.

The bedroom’s shutters go up and the housemates obey Big Brother’s orders, forming a rather disorderly line in the middle of the garden.

Big Brother: Housemates. Welcome to the final part of this week’s money-themed task. As things stand, each of you has banked a different number of coins – some high, some very low. Big Brother will give you one final chance to bank coins for yourself and try to increase your chance of surviving this week’s public vote. Big Brother has hidden 100 coins in and around the Big Brother house. When Big Brother instructs you to, you must begin to search for as many coins as you can, which you must collect in one of the sacks located on the floor in front of you. A five minute countdown will appear on the screen in the living area. Once this five minutes is up, a klaxon will sound and all housemates must gather in the living area to await further instructions. Good luck housemates, and remember… winner takes all.

Tisha: Let’s do this s**t!

Vivienne: What she said!

Big Brother: Housemates. On your marks. Get set. Go!

The housemates pick up their sacks and run off in all different directions. Eloise stands in the middle of the garden, screaming.

Leon: Got one! Ha ha.

Leon finds the first coin, hidden behind a white elephant statue in the garden. In the living area, Billy finds a coin underneath the sofas, Vivienne finds one on a dining chair and Edwin finds a couple on top of the breakfast bar. Priscilla finds a few in the kitchen cupboards, whilst Simon finds one on top of the island. Tisha collects some from the bathroom wash basins, before coins are found by Tanvir and Jackson in the shower and near the door to the toilet respectively. Caitlyn then collects a handful from the toilet accessed via the living area, Nadine, Greg and Eloise find a few in the hideaway and Laura and Spencer rush to the diary room, where they also fill their sacks. Candie then looks in the vegetable garden.

Candie: (muttering to herself) I’m sure I saw a few…

Candie reaches over to feel through the growth, placing her bag down on the ground as she does so. Leon then quickly runs behind her and grabs a handful of coins from her bag, placing them into his.

Candie: Hey, Leon, I saw that! That’s not fair!

The coin hunt continues as housemates collect more coins for their sacks. Nadine, Greg and Eloise emerge from the hideaway as the klaxon sounds. Housemates then flock to the living area.

Candie: (to Jackson and Eloise ) I swear, he nicked some of my coins…

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Thank you, housemates. Big Brother has provided you with a permanent marker each, which are located in the hatch. Would one housemate please retrieve these from the hatch.

Caitlyn: I’ll do it!

Caitlyn walks over to the hatch, opens it and returns with a box filled with permanent marker pens. The housemates then take one and write their name on their respective sack.

Big Brother: Once all sacks are labelled, would all housemates please take their sack, one-by-one, into the diary room and leave it on the floor. Thank you, housemates.

Priscilla: Well, that was a waste of pissing time, wasn’t it?

V/O: 5:16pm. All housemates have been gathered in the living area.

Big Brother: Housemates. Earlier today, you all took part in Big Brother’s coin hunt, the final part of this week’s task. Big Brother now has the results of this task. Billy, please stand up.

Billy stands up, looking confused.

Big Brother: Billy, you earned no coins for your personal dilemma. You received 9 coins in the coin hunt, meaning that you have banked 9 coins in total. Caitlyn, please stand up.

The housemates clap as Caitlyn stands up.

Caitlyn: Oh god!

Big Brother: Caitlyn, you banked no coins for your personal dilemma. You received 7 coins in the coin hunt, meaning that you have banked 7 coins in total. Candie, please stand up.

The housemates clap once more as Candie apprehensively stands up.

Big Brother: Candie, you banked 75 coins for your personal dilemma. You received 2 coins in the coin hunt, meaning that you have banked 77 coins in total. Edwin, please stand up.

The process continues – Edwin has 82 coins in total, Eloise 83, Greg 9, Jackson 79, Laura 6, Leon 31, Nadine 80, Priscilla 7, Simon 5, Spencer 20, Tanvir 8, Tisha 8 and Vivienne 84.

Big Brother: However, during the coin hunt, Leon stole from Candie’s sack. This is strictly against the rules of the task, and Leon will be punished as a result. Big Brother has removed all of the coins that you have banked from your total, leaving you with no coins banked. Therefore, the housemates facing this week’s public vote are, in alphabetical order, Laura, Leon, and Simon. Housemates are now free to leave the sofas.

Nominated:
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Laura: S**t…

Eloise: Oh, hun, that’s awful.

Jackson: Way to put a dampener on things, Bruv!

The housemates look downtrodden. Billy goes over to the kitchen and begins to make dinner.

Spencer: (to Billy) We survived the public vote, man, high five.

Spencer and Billy high five in celebration.

Spencer: It’s s**t about Leon, though…

V/O: 6:24pm. All housemates are eating at the dining table.

Everyone is very quiet.

Billy: Nobody like my food, then?

Nadine: …oh, no, it’s lovely, it is… I just don’t think anyone really feels in the mood for talking tonight…

Candie and Leon are sat at either ends of the table, trying not to look at one another.

Tisha: Yeah. Tastes like Chinese.

V/O: 8:04pm. Candie, Eloise, Simon, Laura, Greg, Tisha, Jackson, Caitlyn and Vivienne are all in the bedroom.

Candie: Sorry, I’m just really pissed off by Leon, he knows what he was doing. He didn’t care that it was going to get him punished, he just wanted the attention.

Vivienne: I can’t say I blame you. It was only a game after all, there was no need to take it that seriously. It was just nasty.

Candie: (to Laura and Simon) I hope to god that he goes over you two, because you don’t deserve to be up at all. You really don’t.

Simon: Aw, thanks. Look, we’ll just see what happens. That’s all we can do, really.

His fellow housemates nod in agreement.

V/O: 8:10pm. Leon and Billy are at the smoking area.

Billy: They still talking about you? I can see them looking over. ******ing obsessed twats is what they area.

Leon: Yeah, they need to get over this. Stop taking it all so seriously.

Billy nods in agreement as he lights a cigarette.

V/O: 9:41pm. Nadine, Priscilla and Edwin are mulling over the day’s events in the hideaway.

Priscilla: Today, I realised that I’m living in a house with a bunch of utter bastards. Right?

Nadine: Mmm.

Edwin: Mmm.

Priscilla sighs as she goes for a cigarette.

Nick.

18-08-2014, 05:59 PM

Going off Leon, he's coming across as a bit of a knob if I'm honest, a shame Simon is facing eviction despite his sacrifice. Nadine doesn't say much does she? :wink:

MB.

18-08-2014, 06:08 PM

Going off Leon, he's coming across as a bit of a knob if I'm honest, a shame Simon is facing eviction despite his sacrifice. Nadine doesn't say much does she? :wink:

Thanks for the comments :laugh: And... well, no...

MB.

19-08-2014, 10:55 PM

Day 6 will be posted soon :thumbs: I'll catch up with a couple of shows a day from now onwards

Marsh.

19-08-2014, 11:02 PM

Get Simon Out! :fist: Ginger bastard! :fist:

MB.

19-08-2014, 11:05 PM

But gingers have souls too :fist: Sometimes

MB.

21-08-2014, 08:20 PM

V/O: 9:28am. Housemates are waking up to another day in the Big Brother house. Edwin is showering in the garden, having lost access to the bathroom as part of this week’s task.

Edwin: Ho hum, ho hum…

Edwin, donning his shower cap, tries to figure out how to turn the shower off. He is unsuccessful.

Edwin: Blast.

V/O: Meanwhile, Laura and Tisha are in the bathroom.

Tisha: (looking in the mirror) You alright, hun? You ain’t smiling much.

Laura: Kind of, yeah. I mean, I expected to be up and s**t, but I’d kind of have preferred to have been
nominated by everyone else rather than as part of a task or something. But I’m cool with it.

Tisha continues to pluck her eyebrows in the mirror.

Tisha: Yeah… can you pass me those tweezers? Cheers.

V/O: 10:40am. All housemates are sat at the dining table, eating breakfast.

Leon: (to Eloise Good morning. You’re looking really nice. I'm liking it.

Eloise: You’re being uncharacteristically friendly this morning! I do hope you’re not flirting with me over my poached eggs.

Leon: (muttering) I was just saying… lighten up…

V/O: 12:1 4pm. Jackson, Vivienne, Caitlyn and Candie are in the living area, discussing yesterday’s nomination results.

Caitlyn: God, I feel so sorry for them all. Talk about cruel. Trying to find those coins was like trying to find a needle in one of those stacks of hay thingies. Wasn’t it?

Vivienne: Haystack?

Caitlyn: Who’s that, love?

Vivienne: Forget it.

V/O: 1:36pm. Greg has come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Greg.

Greg: Hi, Big Brother. Yeah, it’s been an odd few days, hasn’t it? I think everyone’s gradually fitting in quite well, though. Emphasis on the word ‘gradually’, there – we’ve all had our fair share of arguments!

Big Brother: What do you think the reason for the conflict has been, Greg?

Greg: Well, everyone’s been a bit on edge lately because of this twist. Nobody’s really had time to get to know each other that well, but you know, that’s beginning to change now. Fingers crossed.

Greg laughs.

V/O: 1:59pm. Eloise, Simon, Priscilla and Nadine are in the hideaway.

Simon: That wasn’t half weird earlier, wasn’t it? With Leon. The cynic in me would say that he’s trying to make up for past mistakes now that he’s up for eviction.

Priscila: It’s too bloody late for that, mate.

Eloise: No, I don’t want to go pointing the finger around everywhere, but… oh, I don’t know. We’re only six days in, we might have caught the wrong end of the stick.

Priscilla: Oh, trust me, he’s a rotten one. I’ve got experience you see.

Nadine: Mmm.

Priscilla: Anyway, I’m off for a puff. Care to join me, anyone?

Eloise: No, I don’t smoke. Go ahead, though.

Priscilla goes for a cigarette.

Simon: She’s like a chimney, that woman!

V/O: 3:18pm. The housemates have been gathered in the living area for today’s task.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Could the two most decisive housemates please come to the diary room?

Tisha: What’s that mean?

Candie: (to Tisha) Good at decisions and things like that, I think.

Billy: I’ll put myself up as a suggestion, then.

Billy stands up. Tanvir then does the same.

Tanvir: Yeah, me too.

Spencer: So who wants Billy and Tanvir? Hands up.

Spencer and Leon put their hands up, before several others eventually do so.

Spencer: Those two it is, then. Go and smash it…

Billy and Tanvir head towards the diary room. This visit is relayed to the house via the plasma screen television in the living area.

Big Brother: Hello, Billy. Hello, Tanvir.

Tanvir: Hey, what’s happening?

Big Brother: As the two most decisive housemates, you two will play the roles of Big Brother’s human lie detectors in today’s task. You will be given three statements about some of your fellow housemates – one said by them before entering the house, the other two not – and one by one, you will be able to interrogate them before making a decision on which statement was said by this housemate. If you manage to correctly match all three statements to the corresponding housemate, then you will pass the task. Do you understand?

Billy: Clear as day, man.

Big Brother: Billy, Tanvir, please leave the diary room to the door to your left, where you will find the interrogation set up. Once in the room, please take your seats behind the desk to await further instructions from Big Brother.

Tanvir gives a thumbs up to the camera.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Leon come to the task room, via the diary room?

Leon jumps up from the sofas and enters the task room.

Leon: Hey, again.

Billy: Please take a seat, Leon.

Leon sits down on a chair facing the desk.

Tanvir: So, looking here, your three statements are, “my favourite job was working in a fast food restaurant”, “I’m always used to having beautiful women on my arm” and “I don’t think that gay marriage is acceptable”. What do you have to say for yourself?

Leon: You know me, come on, you just have to think of the statement I’d be most likely to say. I’ve never said anything about gay marriage, and I’ve never said that I’ve worked in a fast food restaurant, have I? You know me, guys, come on.

Tanvir: And why should we believe that you said that you’re – and I quote – ‘used to having beautiful women on your arm’?

Leon: It’s the sort of light-hearted thing I’d say, isn’t it? I mean, it’s truthful, but it’s all a bit of a joke all the same.

Billy: Okay, cheers, Leon. We think we’ve heard enough.

Tanvir: Yep.

Billy: Could you call Priscilla in next? Cheers.

Leon leaves the diary room and returns to the living area.

Leon: Priscilla, you’re next.

Priscilla: Oh s**ty bollocks.

Priscilla enters the task room and sits down.

Tanvir: Welcome, Priscilla. Blimey, is that how you spell Priscilla? Oh.

Priscilla: You cheeky sod. I’ll do a Sharon Stone on you lads in a second if you’re not careful.

Tanvir looks confused.

Priscilla: Google her. Anyway, do your worst.

Billy: The three statements for you are… hang on, hang on… “I think that men are useless” – bit strong, that, “I spent three years of my life in the air force” and “I’ve never been in a relationship”. Anything to say?

Priscilla: Not really. Well, maybe. I’m sure you can tell that I’ve got strong views on things, and I’m a strong lass but I probably couldn’t fly a plane unless I was pissed, and I can’t remember the other one.

Tanvir: I haven’t seen you express many strong opinions yet, are you going to do that more in the future?

Priscilla: If I get the chance, of course I bloody will. I don’t like your top for starters, Tanvir.

Tanvir looks down at his shirt.

Tanvir: Oi.

Billy: Thanks, Priscilla. Call Jackson in when you get back.

Priscilla: (muttering) Thank bloody god…

Priscilla re-enters the main house and points to Jackson.

Priscilla: It’s you, sonny boy.

Jackson walks over to the diary room and enters the task room, waving to Billy and Tanvir.

Billy: Hey, Jackson. Take a seat.

Jackson: Will do.

Jackson sits down.

Tanvir: So, Jackson, let’s have a read of your statements. “I’m passionate about changing this country for the better”, “I’ve spent time in prison”, and “I’m a massive fan of One Direction”. Quite a mix. What do you have to say, Jackson?

Jackson: Haha! Wow, man. The last one’s questionable, and between the other two, it’s how you judge my character, you know. If you think I’m a good guy, yeah, that. If not, then go for the other one. I’m not saying nothing on that.

Billy: Why not?

Jackson: Well, it’s up to you, isn’t it? Not my task. If you think I’m the kind of guy who’d want to change stuff for the better, yeah, fine, go with that. My lips are zipped.

Billy: Okay, cheers, Jackson. You can now return to the house.

Jackson: See ya!

Jackson returns to the house and wipes his brow with a sigh.

V/O: 4:03pm. Billy and Tanvir are in the task room, reviewing what they have just been told.

Tanvir: Right… what do you think?

Billy: Priscilla was lying about something, I can feel that. Jackson might have been, too. Leon was telling the truth, I trust that guy, so we can rule him out.

Tanvir: Yeah, same. Leon seems like the kind of guy who would say that sort of thing about himself. It’s about his ego, but it’s all a bit harmless. Priscilla was really snappy with us, so I think hers is the one about not being in a relationship.

Billy: Ha, like anyone would want to tap that.

Tanvir: And Jackson, I don’t know, really. He might have been to jail, maybe. I don’t know his life. But he seems like the politician type, so I’d go for that, personally.

Billy: Yeah, okay. So are we’re going with the women story for Leon, the relationship one for Priscilla and the changing the country one for Jackson. Right?

Tanvir nods.

Billy: That’s that, then.

V/O: 4:45pm. Housemates have been gathered in the living area for the result of today’s task.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Today, Billy and Tanvir became human lie detectors, trying to work out which statement related to which housemate. Big Brother now has the results of this task.

Candie: Eeep!

Big Brother: Big Brother can reveal that Billy and Tanvir correctly matched two of the three statements to the corresponding housemates. As a result, housemates have failed today’s task and will not receive any rewards.

Edwin: Oh no…

Spencer: Hey, you did your best, lads. That’s good, eh?

Nadine: Mmm.

Housemates disperse in their separate directions, with Greg, Caitlyn and Vivienne going to the kitchen and Billy, Leon, Tanvir and Spencer going to the smoking area.

Tisha: I still want that ******ing takeaway, Bruv…

V/O: 6:26pm. All housemates are at the dining table, eating soup cooked by Vivienne.

Billy: There’s not much in this, man. I like a bit of meat with my meals.

Greg: (to Billy) Then you’ll have to wait until we do the shopping tomorrow. We’re not made of food in this house, Billy!

Billy: Right, right… (muttering) I don’t need a ******ing lecture…

Vivienne: Well, I hope everyone’s enjoying it…

V/O: Some of the housemates are in the garden.

Candie: Do you want me to dance a bit for you, Leon? You look like you need cheering up!

Encouraged by her fellow housemates, Candie dances an impromptu routine for Leon, jokingly flaunting herself at him.

Leon: (muttering) Oh, that… that’s kinda hot…

Candie: What was that, love?

Leon: Nothing.

V/O: The rest of the housemates are in the bedroom.

Simon: What on earth is Candie doing?

Priscilla: Never mind what Candie’s doing, Leon seems to have put a banana in his pocket, the filthy bugger.

Simon: Oh, no, I just think he’s eager to impress. Hence his comment to Eloise earlier. We can’t say if it was anything to do with him being up or not, though.

Priscilla: Well, I bloody can!

Nadine: (to Priscilla) I agree. There’s just something about him that puts me off him, you know?

Priscilla: Mmm.

MB.

21-08-2014, 08:25 PM

Hypothetical eviction poll (https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/2HP6QB8)

Nick.

21-08-2014, 08:50 PM

Leon to go. :nono:

MB.

21-08-2014, 11:10 PM

Here are those all important voting numbers for this week... (and yes, Simon is holding his snake, not a euphemism)

http://i.imgur.com/beHwLgN.png

Cal.

21-08-2014, 11:24 PM

Leon to go!!

JoshBB

21-08-2014, 11:31 PM

Leon needs to be evicted!!!

MB.

21-08-2014, 11:32 PM

Leon to go. :nono:

Leon to go!!

Leon needs to be evicted!!!

Come on, don't sit on the fence, tell us what you really think... :hehe:

MB.

22-08-2014, 10:50 PM

V/O: 10:01am. Most of the housemates are awake in the bedroom.

Greg: Another day in paradise… ish.

Caitlyn yawns and pulls up her duvet.

V/O: Meanwhile, Leon and Billy are in the bathroom.

Billy: Do you think you’ve got a good chance of staying tomorrow, mate?

Leon: Mmm, yeah. I’ve not done anything wrong, so I haven’t got much of a reason for anyone to vote me out. People will like me, I’m confident about that.

Billy nods.

Billy: Yeah, man, you’re a likeable guy. Unlike some of the others in this house.

V/O: 10:52am. Some of the housemates are in the living area.

Eloise: Who’s going to do the list today, then?

Spencer: Huh?

Eloise: The shopping list.

Spencer: (shrugging) Eh, I don’t really mind.

Candie: (to Vivienne) It’s luxury for everyone besides Greg and Vivienne, isn’t it? You know, because of the task.

Vivienne: I think we’ve all got a luxury budget this week, you know. I remember them saying something about it when Simon had to do his part of the task the other day.

Caitlyn: So we’re all getting nice food! I’m hungry already, haha!

V/O: 11:38am. Edwin has come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Edwin.

Edwin: Hello. I was wondering, because I’m very doubtful that my requests will be considered when it comes to the choosing of the shopping list, that you could reserve some foie gras for me? I’d hate to be without foie gras.

Big Brother: Edwin, the list of items that can be bought using the weekly shopping budget is available in the welcome pack. Foie gras is not one of them.

Edwin: Oh, bugger. Well, I’ll have some truffles, in that case.

Edwin’s request is met with silence.

Edwin: Hello? Truffles?

V/O: 1:09pm. Laura, Eloise, Tisha and Simon are in the garden, discussing Leon.

Tisha: (to Eloise) Does Leon still wanna do rumpy pumpy with you, hun?

Eloise: Leon? No, don’t be ridiculous. I haven’t spoken him yet today, anyway. Yesterday was a one off because he knew he was up for eviction.

Simon: And I take it you don’t feel the same?

Eloise: Of course not. I mean, he’s nice and all, but it isn’t a coincidence that he’s piling on the compliments when he has a chance of going. And he was buttering up Candie yesterday, so it isn’t just me.

Tisha: What a ******ing knob.

Laura high fives Tisha.

Eloise: Well…. I guess that’s one way of putting it!

Caitlyn runs out from the living area.

Caitlyn: Lunch is on, guys! Billy’s made some chicken something or rather. Fairly lush, it looks.

V/O: 1:35pm. Having just eaten lunch, most of the housemates are in the living area.

Tanvir: So, who’s doing the shopping list? We need two to do it, right?

Jackson: (to Tanvir) Well, let Greg do it, he knows all about food and flavours and stuff. He’ll pick some good s**t.

Greg: I’m happy with that… if that’s how much you trust me, of course!

Tanvir: That’s one. Anyone else want to?

Nadine raises her hand.

Nadine: I don’t mind going.

Greg: Cool, let’s go and get the board.

Greg and Nadine go the diary room to collect the chalk board and the list of items available. They then return to the living area and begin to look through the list.

Greg: Any requests?

Billy: Hang on, I’ve got a few ideas. Let me take a seat.

Edwin: (quietly) Truffles would be nice.

Eloise: Some more soya milk would be great too, please.

Nadine, Greg and Billy thumb through the list. Leon also looks over at the list.

Priscilla: (peering over) Don’t forget the fags, will you?

Leon: We’d better not…

V/O: Twenty seven minutes later.

Greg: Right, is that all of it?

Nadine: Milk, bread, eggs, sugar, tea, coffee, salt, meat, chocolate, lots and lots of cigarettes… just about, yes. I think, anyway.

Big Brother: Thank you, Greg and Nadine. You are now free to leave the diary room.

Nadine places the chalk board on the diary room chair and she and Greg return to the house.

Eloise: Was the soya milk on there, then, guys?

Greg: (to Eloise) Well, it was on there, yeah. We definitely wrote it down.

Eloise: Thanks!

Eloise goes into the bathroom.

Leon: What’s this about?

Greg: Eloise has to drink soya milk, she can’t have anything with lactose on it. That was on the order, right?

Leon: S**t, I think I crossed that one off when we put the cigarettes on the list. Oh, well, I’m sure she can do without.

Candie: (to Leon) That’s not how it works, Leon, she can’t drink milk full stop.

Leon: That’s not my fault, though, is it?

Candie: Oh, come off it…

V/O: 2:23pm. Vivienne, Greg and Eloise are in the hideaway.

Greg: Have you heard about the milk situation, yet, Eloise?

Eloise: What do you mean?

Greg: It turns out Leon crossed the soya milk off the list – accidentally, he says.

Vivienne: That’s really crap. Sorry, Eloise.

Eloise pulls the hood of the top she is wearing up over her head and lets out a sigh.

Eloise: …oh well.

V/O: 3:29pm. Tisha, Spencer and Laura have been called to the diary room.

Laura: I hope this is some fun task or something.

Tisha: Me ******ing too!

Spencer: And me, we need a bit of fun at the moment.

Big Brother: Hello Laura. Hello, Tisha. Hello, Spencer. Big Brother has noticed that you three are some of the more mischievous housemates in this year’s bunch.

Tisha: Woo!

Big Brother: Therefore, Big Brother would like to set you a secret mission.

Laura begins to bite her nails.

Tisha: Bring it on, bitches. In a good way, you know.

Big Brother: Big Brother would like you to carry out a prank on your fellow housemates. One by one, you must bring an item belonging to each of your fellow housemates to the store room without anybody finding out that you three are responsible. You may use your best acting skills to convince your fellow housemates that you are entirely innocent. Do you understand?

Spencer: Haha, this is brilliant!

Big Brother: Big Brother will be putting on a dancing party to help you with your mission. Once one item belonging to each of your fellow housemates is in the store room, Big Brother will lock the door to this room. If you are successful in your task, then you shall be rewarded.

Tisha: Let’s do this s**t!

Laura, Tisha and Spencer leave the diary room. Laura whistles.

Jackson: Was that a task?

Spencer: Huh? Oh, nah. Nah.

V/O: 4:05pm. The dance party has begun in the house. Laura, Tisha and Spencer are discussing their tactics in the kitchen.
Tisha: (whispering) What we doing, then? I’m like, well confused.

Laura: (whispering) Well, we can go into the bedroom one by one, something like that, then take something from everyone’s beds. Yeah?

Tisha: (whispering) Yeah, okay.

Laura, Tisha and Spencer split up, with Tisha going through to the bedroom first.

Simon: (to Tisha) Where are you off to, love?

Tisha: Getting my… top. Yep.

Tisha enters the bedroom and begins rooting through her fellow housemates’ items. She finds a pair of Vivienne’s socks and Tanvir’s pants, before stuffing them up her t-shirt and returning to the house.

Priscilla: (to Tisha I thought you were getting your top?

Tisha: Yeah, probably, I can’t remember what I ******ing said.

Tisha goes into the store room and drops the items in the corner of the room. She then picks up a bottle of champagne and re-enters the house.

Tisha: Drink up!

Some of the housemates cheer to this, whilst Tisha tiptoes over to Laura and Spencer.

Tisha: Right, I got some stuff from Tanvir and Viv, so if we can all get two or three things each then we can make things easier. Yeah?
Laura and Spencer nod.

Laura: I’ll go next.

Tisha: Get my top, yeah?

Laura walks through to the bedroom.

Vivienne: (to Laura) Are you going to the bedroom, Laura? I’m changing out of these shoes, so could you get my black socks?

Laura: Will do!

Laura goes to the bedroom, picking up Tisha’s red top and putting it over her shoulder. She then rummages through some of the items beneath housemates’ beds, eventually taking a bra belonging to Caitlyn, one of Leon’s shoes and Priscilla’s stuffed toy. She holds them behind her back and returns to the house.

Vivienne: Have you got my socks, there, Laura?

Laura: Oh s**t, I forgot! Wait, I’ll go and get them in a minute.

Priscilla: (to Laura:) Are you holding something?

Laura: Yeah, I was just bringing Tisha’s top back.

Priscilla: No… behind your back…

Priscilla walks around to the back of Laura, who turns around in the opposite direction, with her back facing the wall.

Priscilla: You’ve got something, you cheeky bugger! Come on, let’s see.

Laura drops the items on the floor.

Laura: (to Spencer) They’ve rumbled us!

Edwin: What on earth have you been doing?

Priscilla: Not my replacement Percy!

The music stops as Priscilla picks up and cradles her stuffed toy.

Nadine: Poor replacement Percy.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Laura, Tisha and Spencer come to the diary room?

Eloise: Were you all in on this? Ha ha!

Spencer: Hey, we tried…

Caitlyn: I don’t want the whole world seeing my bloomers, you naughty people!

Laura, Tisha and Spencer go to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Laura. Hello, Tisha. Hello, Spencer.

Tisha: I’m kinda worried! We passed, right?

Big Brother: Earlier today, Big Brother set you a task to pull a prank on your fellow housemates. You were to steal one item belonging to each housemate, and take these items to the store room. However, as your fellow housemates discovered your secret mission, you have failed this task.

Laura: Shucks.

Spencer: You’re the one who pissed it up, ha ha! Hey, you know… never mind. It was just a bit of fun.

Without warning, a large cake drops from the ceiling and onto the three housemates. Tisha and Laura let out loud screams.

Spencer: You ******ing bastards! This is my good shirt, as well.

Big Brother: Big Brother can play pranks too, housemates.

Tisha: I see what you did there, man. I see what you did there.

Big Brother: You are now free to leave the diary room.

The three housemates, covered in cake, leave the diary room.

Candie: Good god! What did they do?

Laura: Who wants to lick me?

Billy: (muttering) Nobody wants to ******ing lick you, Miss Piggy, don’t flatter yourself…

Leon laughs.

V/O: 7:42pm. With the housemates having eaten dinner, the party has continued in the house. Candie is teaching Caitlyn, Simon, Jackson and Laura how to do ‘locking’.

Candie: So, you move your legs here, and…

Caitlyn: This is like effing Twister!

Caitlyn sticks her leg out, loses her balance and falls over.

Caitlyn: Don’t air this!

V/O: 8:38pm. Billy, Tanvir and Leon are in the smoking area.

Tanvir: (to Leon) Could be your last night here, mate.

Leon: It won’t be.

Tanvir: I know, yeah, but it could. That’s a weird feeling.

Billy: Didn’t you hear him? He won’t go, man. Guys will like him cause they can relate to him, girls will find him attractive and want to jump his bones, he’ll be loved by everyone. Surely?

Leon: I ******ing hope so.

Leon lights another cigarette.

Leon: (to Tanvir) Want one?

Tanvir: Nah, I shouldn’t. I’ll get out of shape. Oh, ****** it, it could be your last night, I’ll take one.

Leon: Here you go, pal. And like I said… it won’t be. I know these things.

Leon taps his nose.

Nick.

23-08-2014, 12:22 AM

Percy to win! Loved the secret task! Cake droppings <3

MB.

23-08-2014, 12:44 AM

Percy to win! Loved the secret task! Cake droppings <3

Thanks :laugh:

MB.

23-08-2014, 02:13 PM

The first eviction show will be posted today :thumbs:

MB.

23-08-2014, 11:45 PM

Emma walks through the crowd and up to her presenting podium.

Emma: Three housemates have become bankrupt, and tonight, one of them will be getting their eviction notice.

The crowd cheer as the Big Brother: Winner Takes All titles roll.

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Emma: Yes, hello, and welcome to the first live eviction of Big Brother 2015! Hasn’t this week been busy? In just seven days, we’ve seen bitching, backstabbing, banking and… well, Battenberg. Tonight, you’ll get the chance to chuck one of those housemates out on their golden bottoms faster than you can say Edwin Dugray Larson. Laura, Leon, or Spencer. Who goes? You decide!

Emma walks halfway up the stairs.

Emma: So, who wants some house action? If so, you’re in luck. Let’s see what went on in Britain’s most famous bungalow…

V/O: 10:24am. Billy is in the kitchen, cooking breakfast, with the assistance of Spencer.

Spencer: (to Billy) You getting nervous about the eviction?

Billy: Nah, man, why would I be? Leon will be fine, there’s no reason to get worried at all. You just watch.

Spencer: Oh, okay. That is reasonable, yeah.

V/O: 11:12am. Jackson, Candie and Vivienne are discussing the upcoming eviction in the garden.

Candie: Who are you two hoping will go, then?

Vivienne: Deep down? Leon, purely because he seems to be causing a bit of a divide between his ‘gang’ so to speak, and the rest of us. I’m sure he’s a lovely guy-

Jackson: Eh, maybe.

Vivienne: –I’m sure he’s a lovely guy, but he could try a lot harder to try and come across that way, definitely.

Jackson: I just hope it isn’t Laura or Simon, you know, they’re actually nice guys. It’d be s**t to lose them.

Candie nods.

Vivienne: Not long to wait now, whatever happens.

Laura walks in from the bathroom.

Laura: I heard my name!

Candie: Oh, it was nothing bad, hun. We were just saying how we all hope you stay this week. Simon, too.

Laura: Cool, cool. Thanks, guys, that means a hell of a lot. Anyway, sorry, I’m just a bit stressed, I need a fag.

Laura walks over to the smoking area, where Tisha is.

Tisha: One of them days, huh?

V/O: 1:15pm. The housemates have been gathered in the living area for today’s task.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would the two most rhythmic housemates please come to the diary room?

Caitlyn: Ha ha, well, count me bloody out!

Candie: I’ll go, yeah?

The other housemates seem to agree with this decision.

Simon: The problem is, none of the rest of us have a single ounce of rhythm in our bodies! You’ll have to go it alone, Candie!

Tisha: I can shake my ass a bit from time to time.

Greg: Candie and Tisha, then?

Edwin: Well, as long as it’s not bloody me.

Tanvir: Or me and all!

Candie and Tisha go to the diary room. Their visit is displayed on the plasma screen television in the living area.

Eloise: Oh, look, they’re on the screen!

Nadine: (muttering) I should have known it’d be a task…

Big Brother: Hello, Candie. Hello, Tisha. You two have judged yourselves the two most rhythmic, and therefore, you will lead two rival teams in Big Brother’s all new acrobatics championships. You must now decide which of your fellow housemates you would like to join you on your teams, choosing one-by-one. To your left is a box, with three straws in for you to choose from. Candie, please select a straw.

Candie picks a straw from the box with a gulp.

Big Brother: Tisha, please select a other straw.

Tisha: Sure thing, bruv.

Tisha picks a straw from the box, and she holds hers up against Candie’s.

Tisha: S**t yes!

Big Brother: Tisha, as your straw is longer than Candie’s, you may choose a team member first. Who would you like to join your team?

Tisha: Laura!

From the living room, Laura blows kisses at the screen.

Big Brother: Candie. Who would you like to join your team?

Candie: Erm… I’ll take Eloise, please. He he, that rhymes.

The choosing continues, with Tisha picking Jackson, Tanvir, Greg, Caitlyn, Spencer and Billy, and Candie picking Vivienne, Simon, Nadine, Priscilla, Edwin and Leon respectively.

Spencer: This is going to be horrific!

V/O: 1:53pm. Team Candie are in the task room, rehearsing for their acrobatics performance. In order to pull off their performances, the teams have been supplied with ribbons and hula hoops as props.

Candie: Right, so Leon, Priscilla, Vivienne, you seem best with the hoops so I’ll do that alongside you, Eloise, Nadine, Edwin, Simon, you can take the ribbons, is that all right?

Simon: Am I really that camp? Ha ha.

Edwin: I’d consider myself rather butch, actually.

The team also try their costumes on for the upcoming performance.

Priscilla: Do we really have to wear these bloody minging leotards? It’s far too tight and my fanny’s chafing already.

Nadine: I can’t get mine on…

V/O: Meanwhile, Team Tisha are rehearsing their routine in the second task room.

Tisha: (trying to hold a hula hoop) What do you do with this?

Greg: Put it around your waist and spin. That’s it, you’re doing it.

Billy, Tanvir and Spencer are stood against the wall of the room, looking bored.

Billy: (muttering) How long’s this going on for?

Tanvir: (to Billy) Calm down, it’ll be over soon.

Billy: And I’ll ******ing make sure of it.

Tisha hands out the props to her team mates – she, Laura, Jackson and Greg are given hula hoops, whilst Caitlyn, Spencer, Tanvir and Billy receive ribbons.

Caitlyn: Mine looks like candy floss!

Spencer: Is this for real? Are we meant to be twirling some crappy piece of string around all day?

Tisha: …and here’s your costume, mate.

Tisha hands everyone their leotards.

Spencer: Seriously?!

Team Tisha get to work on their routine, although this comes to a halt when Laura accidentally breaks her prop.

Billy: Told you.

V/O: 3:33pm. Big Brother has gathered housemates in the garden for their performances.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Housemates, welcome to Big Brother’s acrobatics championships! Today, you will compete in your teams to be crowned the first ever acrobatics champions. The results will be decided by an esteemed panel of acrobatics, gymnastics and dance experts, who will mark your performances out of ten. The team with the highest total will win the task. Would Team Candie please take to the performance area?

Team Candie stand up, high five one another and walk to the middle of the garden. Their music – “Ghost” by Ella Henderson – starts and they begin their routine.

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It mostly goes well, although Leon seems somewhat stationary throughout and Simon messes up a lift. Some of the other team clap, whilst others do it somewhat more half-heartedly.

Billy: (muttering to his team) We’ve got this, easy.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Team Tisha please take to the performance area?

Tisha: Let’s rock the s**t out of this!

Team Tisha walk to the middle of the garden. Their music – “This is How We Do” by Katy Perry – starts and they begin their routine.
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Spencer and Billy forget their choreography, whilst Priscilla stops mid-routine to adjust her crotch area. Laura also has some difficulties with her hula hoop. The other team clap and Team Tisha take a seat on the benches.

V/O: 4:07pm. The housemates have been gathered in the living area for the results of today’s task.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Housemates, earlier today, you competed in Big Brother’s acrobatics championships. The panel have marked your performances, and the results are in.

Caitlyn: I’m nervous!

Jackson: You got that right.

Big Brother: Big Brother can reveal that the winners of today’s task, are…

Some housemates hold hands.

Big Brother: Team Candie. Congratulations, Team Candie. You will be rewarded with a banquet later this evening.

Candie: Aw, well done, team! We did it!

Priscilla: What a bloody fix. I mean, well done, love.

Billy and Spencer walk off.

Billy: (to Spencer) Well, that a waste of all of our time…

V/O: 5:51pm. Team Candie are enjoying the banquet that they won as part of today’s task, although thoughts have turned to the coming eviction.

Eloise: Look, we’ve all been through quite a lot and we’re only a few days in, but let’s just let bygones be bygones for now and just be a little harmonious for the eviction. We don’t know who’ll go, but it’ll be a shame to lose any of you and I’d just like to take this opportunity to raise a toast to you two and Laura. Good luck.

Eloise stands up and raises her glass. Others do the same.

Vivienne: Well said, Eloise. Well said.

Edwin: Yes. Bravo, and… so and so forth.

Team Candie tuck into their meal, whilst the other housemates look in from the garden.

Laura: (to Tisha) Do you think they’re talking about us?

Tisha: Yeah, probably. Well, it’s the eviction soon, so it’s going to be natural to talk about you and the others. You know. I wanted you all to stay, I don’t really want anyone to leave yet. And s**t like that.

The Team Tisha housemates continue to look in at the other housemates, who are enjoying the banquet and singing to music. The highlights fade out.

The camera cuts back to Emma, who is stood on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, since Tuesday, you’ve been voting in your thousands, and the results are now in. It’s time to talk to the house.

Emma crosses live to the house, where all housemates are sat in the living area. Laura receives a mixed reaction, Leon receives boos and a chant of ‘get Leon out’, and Simon receives mostly cheers.

Emma: Big Brother house, this is Emma. You are live to the nation, and they have decided your fates. Laura, Leon and Simon, for the past four days the Great British public have been voting to evict. The lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house, is...

Some of the housemates hold hands.

Emma: LEON.

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Cheers from the crowd are mixed with some shouts of ‘what?!’ from Billy and Spencer, whilst others offer consoling smiles and goodbye hugs.

Emma: Leon, you have lost your place in the Big Brother house, and you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes.

Leon shrugs, pats Billy, Spencer and Tanvir on the back and paces towards the door.

Leon: In a while!

Leon walks through the doors and up the stairs, smartening up his black jacket in the mirror before he leaves. The main doors then open to a booing crowd. He walks down the stairs and his eviction music – “Mr Brightside” by The Killers – is played.

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Leon salutes to the crowd and tugs on his jacket as he poses for the cameras.

Emma: So, our slick Russian Romeo has been banished from Borehamwood with 68.7% of the vote, but why is it that his Big Brother story ended in tragedy? Find out in five!

The show goes to an advert break. After this break, Emma is sat in the studio, accompanied by Leon.

Emma: Welcome back to Big Brother, and to your first evictee, Leon!

The crowd inside the studio gives Leon a mixed reception.

Emma: So, erm… quite the reception out there tonight, I think it’s fair to say. Why do you think that was?

Leon: I speak my mind, definitely. So it may have been that. I don’t know.

Emma: And you did say that you didn’t expect to be here tonight, so how shocked are you to be sitting with me over your fellow two nominees?

Leon: Well, I did say that originally, but as the week went on I began to realise that my actions could be misinterpreted. I was just having a bit of fun, but everyone else was dull, weren’t they? Apart from Billy, and Spencer, and maybe Tanvir, though. In a way, I’m glad to be out and away from everyone else.

Emma: This is usually the point where I’d ask you to guess who nominated you, but as there were no nominations this week, I can’t do that! Anyway, you did collect a fair amount of coins, but they were taken away since you took them from Candie. Why did you do this?

Leon: Partly because it’s a game in there, and partly because it was so dull in there that it needed some fun, it needed some shaking up. Big Brother didn’t see it that way, obviously, but oh well.

Emma: We have to address the fact that you’re the first man to be evicted first in the civilian series, since before this, it’s always been women. Do you have any regrets about this?

Leon: None at all. If people couldn’t handle Leon Ivanov in that house, then that’s their fault and not mine.

Emma: Well, thanks, Leon. You’ve been an entertaining housemate in this short time, it’s got to be said! Here are your best bits.

Leon’s best bits – including clips of him accepting the offer of nominating in front of his fellow housemates for coins, burning the chicken, taking Candie’s coins in the coin hunt, being apparently seduced by Candie and taking part in the lie detector and acrobatics tasks – are aired as Emma walks back to her outside podium.

Emma: So, that’s it for tonight’s show! Leon’s out, but who will join him? Join Iain and Emma next on Late Edition, where Leon will be joined by Deana Uppal, Terry Christian and Patrick Strudwick, and then join Rylan on Monday with the Sister Show. I’ll be back here next Friday for the second live eviction, so until then, na-night!

A snippet of live feed is then shown, showing some of the housemates pouring drinks for themselves, whilst Billy is in mourning in the smoking area.

MB.

24-08-2014, 12:00 AM

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Nick.

24-08-2014, 12:19 AM

:cheer2: Adios Leon! I really liked the acrobatic shopping task, I like shopping tasks that involve skills rather than ones caused to create tension. Thrilled again that Simon & Laura are saved! Nice table work as well. Will we be getting some more newspaper reports soon? :wink:

MB.

24-08-2014, 12:23 AM

MB.

24-08-2014, 01:30 PM

Sunday papers:

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Cal.

24-08-2014, 01:41 PM

"Big Brother increases value of pound" :joker:

Ross.

24-08-2014, 01:55 PM

:love: at those newspaper articles

Nick.

24-08-2014, 02:19 PM

B-Bruv woman male genitalia shock? :laugh2:

MB.

24-08-2014, 02:25 PM

B-Bruv woman male genitalia shock? :laugh2:

By the Daily Star's standards, it's not even that far-fetched :laugh:

MB.

24-08-2014, 10:56 PM

We'll be finding out the housemates have been coping with Leon's departure soon :thumbs:

Margarine.

25-08-2014, 07:21 PM

Edwin is beyond flawless. <3

MB.

26-08-2014, 01:00 AM

V/O: 9:43pm. All of the housemates are awake in the bedroom. Caitlyn and Laura are doing their hair in the mirror, whilst Spencer and Tanvir are talking in bed.

Spencer: It’s going to be weird without Leon, I can tell you that…

Tanvir: (nodding) Yeah. True, that’s true. It’ll take a while to get used to.

Spencer: I’ll miss him… I mean, you know, in a dude kind of way.

Tanvir: Oh, yeah, yeah.

V/O: 10:00am. Vivienne, Eloise and Greg are in the bathroom.

Eloise: Are you cooking this morning, Greg?

Greg: Billy’s volunteered for today. He said it’ll be easier now that there are fewer of us to cook for, or something along those lines.

Eloise: Oh. I thought you’d asked to do it, that’s all.

Greg: No, I did… but Billy plays by his own rules, doesn’t he? Ha ha.

Vivienne splashes her face with water from the basin.

Vivienne: Ah…. cold, cold, cold…

V/O: 10:32pm. All housemates are eating breakfast in the dining area.

Jackson: (to Billy) Really nice stuff, this, Billy. Thanks.

Billy looks up.

Billy: Oh, oh yeah. Mmm.

Candie: Feels quite odd with an empty seat, there, doesn’t it?

The other housemates silently agree.

Simon: But moping around won’t bring anyone back, will they? Let’s just eat our bacon, eh?

Billy: (muttering) Oh, shut the ****** up…

V/O: 11:38pm. Some of the housemates are in the garden, discussing last night.

Laura: (to Tisha) Really, I was so nervous, you knew that. It was ******ing petrifying and we’ve only been here for a week. God knows how I’m going to cope when I’m up again! I’ll probably s**t myself, no joke.

Tisha: Ew.

Jackson: I was nervous too, to be fair, and I wasn’t even up, man. It’s what Big Brother does to you, you know.

Laura: Totally.

Vivienne: Well, we’re all going to be up for a public vote at one point or another – we may as well accept that and make the most of the time that we’ve got in here!

Priscilla: Very bloody true.

V/O: 12:13pm. Nadine has come to the diary room to talk to Big Brother.

Big Brother: Hello, Nadine. How are you today?

Nadine: Good, yes, thanks. I’m good. I didn’t manage to get much sleep tonight because everyone was up rather late talking about the eviction and all things like that, but once I drifted off, I was good. In a way, I am beginning to miss home a touch, but that’s just because I’m not used to with strangers like this, and certainly not in a different country to the one I’ve spent most of my life in. But I’m settling in much more than I was.

Big Brother: Who do you feel has helped you feel more at home in the house, Nadine?

Nadine: Priscilla’s been lovely to me, very adoptive. She’s been quite miserable at times, I’ll admit that, but that just proves that she’s human. And Greg’s lovely to me as well, and I can have talks with Simon about Ireland, and there are lots of other really lovely people in here, yes. Granted, there are a few that I don’t get on with, but I’m being civil.

Big Brother: Who is it that you are not getting on with, Nadine?

Nadine: If I’m being honest, I’d say Billy, Tanvir and Spencer, because they seemed to have formed a clique in here. They don’t tend to like to talk to the rest of us which can come off as rude, especially when Leon was here. The two younger boys tend to look up to Billy as some sort of replacement father just because he’s older than them, and that seems ridiculous to me. After all, Billy can act more immaturely than the two of them combined.

Big Brother: If that's all, Nadine, thank you. The diary room door is now open.

Nadine briefly smiles and leaves the diary room, returning to the living area.

V/O: 1:59pm. Tisha, Laura, Spencer and Caitlyn are hatching a plan in the bedroom.

Spencer: So, yeah, Edwin’s been in the loo for ages, so just before he comes out, we put this bucket on top of the doorframe and wait for the magic to work!

Tisha: Wait, why we doing this again? Short attention span and s**t.

Spencer: For a laugh! Put some colour into this dull house.

Tisha: Oh yeah.

Laura: It’ll be the first time he’s got wet, let’s be fair.

Caitlyn laughs.

Caitlyn: Oh, you guys are cruel! But I like you.

V/O: 2:04pm. Tisha, Laura, Spencer and Caitlyn are in the living area, putting their plan into action.

Laura: (whispering) Quick, he’s coming…

Spencer places a bucket of water onto the doorframe and the housemates wait.

Caitlyn: Where is he?

Tisha tries the doorknob.

Tisha: It’s unlocked, he ain’t even in here.

She opens the door to see an empty toilet.

Spencer: Tish, the bucket!

The bucket falls from the door frame and the water soaks Tisha. She lets out a piercing scream.

Tisha: ******’s sake! S**t, s**t, s**t, mother******ing s**tty twat! It’s so cold! S**tting Christ!

Caitlyn: Oh, love… that didn’t really go to plan…

Several worried housemates run into the living room, before bursting into laughter.

Edwin: What the bugger happened here?

Simon: Well, I think that’s your shower for the day, Tisha! Ha ha.

Tisha: It’s not ******ing funny!

Tisha runs off to the bedroom, flailing her arms around.

V/O: 3:06pm. All housemates have been gathered in the living area for today’s task.

Big Brother: Housemates. Big Brother has noticed that your behaviour as of late has been less than decorous. Therefore, Big Brother would like all housemates to visit Big Brother’s Correctional Facility for Unruly Housemates in order to allow housemates to straighten up. All housemates will be assigned a small room for them to take a long, hard look at themselves in, whilst performing mundane tasks to get their behaviour back to normal. If all housemates behave to Big Brother’s standards by the end of the task, you will have passed the task and you will be rewarded.

Candie: I’ve only just done my hair, as well!

Jackson: Hey, I’m sure I can rock one of them grey outfits!

Tanvir: Not as much as me, you can’t. I’m the don of rocking outfits.

Eloise: Alright, boys, handbags down!

V/O: However, what housemates don’t know is that this is not the real task. Only two housemates will be performing mundane tasks, whilst the others will be having a party, complete with food, drinks and music. In order to pass the task, the two housemates carrying out their mundane tasks must be convinced that all housemates are doing the same as they are.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Will the first two housemates come to the diary room to be assigned their rooms?

Vivienne: Okay, so who wants to go first?

Billy: I’ll go. I’m not scared of nothing.

Priscilla: If he’s going, I’m bloody going, too!

Greg: Everyone agreed on Billy and Priscilla, then?

Some of the housemates nod, others talk amongst themselves.

Greg: Billy and Priscilla it is. Go smash it, you two!

Billy and Priscilla enter the diary room and are led through a corridor to their rooms by a warden. The two change into their facility outfits, and are given their individual tasks. Billy must paint a wall and watch it dry, whilst Priscilla must write a twenty-page essay on life in the Big Brother house.

Tisha: I’m so ******ing nervous about this! What if it’s something that I can’t do?

A message appears on the plasma screen.

Simon: Look, something’s happening…

’Housemates’, reads the message. ‘Big Brother has informed you that for today’s task, housemates must complete boring, mundane tasks until they have realised the errors of their ways, to a standard which Big Brother is happy with. This is not the real task. In fact, the real task is as follows’.

Candie: Don’t leave us hanging, Big Brother!

The screen changes slide. The message continues, ‘all housemates bar Billy and Priscilla will in fact be enjoying a secret party in the task room, with food, alcohol and music. Housemates must convince Billy and Priscilla that you were performing similar, mundane tasks as them for the entire time, and not enjoying yourselves at a party. If you manage to do so, you will all pass the task. Will all housemates please access the task room via the diary room?

Eloise: I’m liking the sound of this a lot more now!

Tanvir: (to Eloise:) You and me both!

Housemates go through to the task room, where they discover the party that has been set up for them. In order to keep up the illusion, housemates have also been supplied with facility uniform, which they must get dressed into at Big Brother’s command..

Edwin:Mmm… I don’t like mine, can’t I wear a cravat with it?

Big Brother: Housemates, enjoy your party! Though do be warned – at some point during the party, the music will stop, and Big Brother will let Billy and Priscilla into the room for five minutes in order to take a break. It is here that you must convince them that you have also been busy working hard on your respective tasks, and not having a party. Housemates, do you understand?

A resounding chorus of ‘yes’ – and one ‘hell yeah!’ – sound and the party begins.

V/O: 3:43pm. Most of the housemates have been enjoying a party for the past twenty six minutes.

Caitlyn: I’m getting pissed and it’s still light outside! Amazing!

Nadine and Edwin are sat in the corner, drinking lemonade.

Edwin: (to Nadine) How very dreary this is.

Nadine: Mmm.

V/O: Meanwhile, Billy and Priscilla are in their correctional facility rooms. Billy is halfway through painting a second coat on his wall, whilst Priscilla is four and a quarter pages through writing her twenty-page essay.

Billy: (shouting over the dividing wall to Priscilla) How do you think the rest are doing, Prissy?

Priscilla: Don’t you bloody call me that, you little scamp. And well, I’d presume. Yes.

V/O: 5:08pm. Most of the housemates are in the task room, enjoying a party which has been going on for the past two hours and fifty one minutes.

The music in the task room stops.

Tisha: I was doing the Single Ladies dance, BB, do you mind?

Greg: Shh, the outfits! They’ll be coming in a sec.

The housemates hurriedly change into their facility uniforms.

Candie: (looking at her outfit) They’ve got name badges and everything!

Jackson: (to Vivienne) Do you think my bum looks big in this?

Billy and Priscilla then enter through a door. Priscilla wipes her brow.

Priscilla: Oh, are we late to the party, then? Not that this is anything as fun as a party, but we’ll manage, eh?

Edwin: Oh, erm… yes…

Billy: None of you guys are sweating nearly enough! Are your tasks any easier than ours, then?

Tanvir: (to Billy) Still tricky as ******, man. We all deserve this break.

Tisha: Amen to that, bruh!

Several of the housemates give their best brooding looks, pretending to be exhausted. Candie daps some water on a cloth and rubs it across her face.

Simon: I’ll tell you what, I don’t exactly want to go back into that room in a hurry! I bet I’ve jinxed it, now, I bet.

An alarm noise sounds, the warden enters the room and tells housemates to return to their stations. He escorts Billy and Priscilla first, and shuts the door behind him. The music then re-starts and the party continues.

Tisha: (singing) Up in the club, just broke up, doing my own little thing…

V/O: 6:32pm. Billy and Priscilla are in their facility rooms. They have been performing their individual mundane tasks for the past three hours and five minutes. Billy is now watching his fifth coat dry, whilst Priscilla is towards the end of the fifteenth page of writing her twenty-page essay.

Billy: Who knew painting could be this ******ing dull?...

V/O: Meanwhile, some of the housemates are playing drinking games in the task room.

Caitlyn: (to Eloise) How many times do you need the rules of beer pong explained to you, Eloise? You just throw it into one of the cups!

Eloise: Oh, okay…

Eloise throws the ball in the direction of the cups. It misses.

Vivienne: We’d better wrap things up soon. I think Spencer’s getting a little light-headed!

Spencer: Oi, I am not!

Edwin: (muttering to Nadine) And not an hour too late, I say…

V/O: 7:11pm. The majority of housemates are at the party, whilst Billy and Priscilla are still in their respective rooms.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would all housemates please leave their rooms and gather at the sofas immediately?

Priscilla: At last, we’re free! Thank bloody god for that. I felt like Jeffrey Archer.

Billy and Priscilla leave their stations and the rest of the housemates leave the task room. All housemates then sit of the sofas.

Priscilla: You’re all seeming very merry. I take it your tasks weren’t writing a ******ing dissertation.

Big Brother: Congratulations, housemates. Big Brother believes that you have all completed your tasks to Big Brother’s standard, and the task is now over. However, some housemates performed better than others.

Billy: Oh, here we go the preferential treatment…

Big Brother: Billy. Priscilla. Big Brother told you that all housemates had to perform individual mundane tasks to Big Brother’s standard in order to pass the overall task. This was a lie.

Priscilla: You cheeky bunch of so-and-sos!

Candie: Ha ha! Did we manage to fool you two?

Big Brother: Whilst Billy and Priscilla were slaving away, the rest of the housemates were enjoying themselves at a party hosted by Big Brother. In order to pass the real task, housemates had to convince Billy and Priscilla that they too were carrying out these mundane chores. Big Brother can now reveal that housemates have passed their secret task, and the whole house have won a luxury hamper for later on tonight.

Simon: Yes! I knew we could do it!

Billy: I knew there’d be some kind of twist. There always is.

V/O: 9:35pm. Some of the housemates are enjoying food delivered in the hamper they won as part of today’s task in the living area.

Caitlyn: (in between mouthfuls) Lush cheese, isn’t it?

Greg: (to Caitlyn) Very!

V/O: Meanwhile, Priscilla and Nadine are in the hideaway.

Priscilla: (to Nadine) I knew it, I should have smelled a rat the minute me and Billy had to go in together.

Nadine: Oh, come on, it was just a bit of fun. And we won a prize at the end of it, didn’t we?

Priscilla: And a rat’s not all I smelled, I had to put up with his sweaty pits for four hours. All he had to do was paint a ******ing wall. Hardly rocket science. I’m not bloody happy.

Nadine: Oh, well! We had a laugh! And that's rare for me.

Priscilla: You may have. I had to spend half my day write twenty pages about that load of twats.

Priscilla leaves the hideaway goes for a cigarette.

Nadine: …mmm?

MB.

27-08-2014, 11:20 PM

V/O: 9:18pm. Housemates are waking up to their tenth day in the Big Brother house. The song “Happy Birthday” by Stevie Wonder plays into the house, as today is
Vivienne’s 25th birthday.

Priscilla: That bloody music! Turn it down!

Candie: ( to Priscilla) This pillow’s never felt so comfy, I can tell you that… anyway, happy birthday, girl!

Laura: (to Vivienne) Have a great day, Viv!

Edwin: (to Vivienne) Yes, have a ruddy jolly birthday.

Vivienne: Oh, you guys, don’t you go embarrassing me this early in the morning!

V/O: Jackson is showering in the garden, having given up his bathroom privileges last week. Tisha is in the smoking area.

Tisha: (to Jackson:) Cold in there, hun?

Jackson: Freezing, mate!

Tisha: I can ******ing tell, you got nipples like raspberries.

Jackson covers up his chest with his hands.

Jackson: Oi, Tish, can you pass the shampoo?

Tisha: You’ve barely got any hair, man!

Jackson: Hey, a guy needs to groom.

V/O: 10:12pm. Several housemates are in the kitchen, whilst Greg is cooking breakfast.

Greg: Omelettes good today, guys? (to Eloise) Sorry, El, I can’t do much without soya milk. I cook you up something just as lovely. If I don’t burn it, that is!

Eloise: Oh, cheers, Greg. That’s really kind.

Caitlyn: Don’t dawdle though, love, my tummy’s rumbling already!

Caitlyn pats her stomach.

Greg: Ha ha, good things come to those who wait!

Caitlyn takes a deep inhale of the aromas in the kitchen.

Caitlyn: Smells lush!

Spencer: (to Caitlyn) Calm down, at this rate you’ll have ballooned by Friday…

Billy sniggers, before trying to disguise this as a cough.

V/O: 11:39pm. Edwin, Eloise and Simon are in the hideaway, discussing Billy.

Eloise: Is it just me or has he gotten a little controlling over Spencer and Tanvir recently? They’re practically turning into his clones, especially now that Leon’s gone. It’s quite scary.

Edwin: (to Eloise) I don’t like him in the slightest, I can tell you that, dear. He’s a tricky little sod.

Eloise: I’ve not seen you raging like that in a while! But no, I do agree. I wouldn’t invite him to any dinner parties of mine in a hurry.

Simon: Oh, nor me.

Edwin: He’d probably to struggle to adhere to the dress code of my dinner parties. I can’t imagine him having any cummerbunds in that locker of his.

Simon laughs. Vivienne then walks past.

Eloise: (to Vivienne) Vivienne, Vivienne! Happy birthday! We’ll be having a big old booze-up tonight, right?

Vivienne: Correct!

V/O: 12:14pm. Spencer has come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Spencer. How are you doing today?

Spencer: Very good, very nice, yeah. I’m warming to the other housemates the longer I spend time with them, actually. I was close to Tanvir and Billy pretty much from the beginning, but now I’m integrating with most people, and liking them more. Billy doesn’t seem to do that as much, but at the minute we all seem to kinda be getting along.

Big Brother: Is there anybody in particular that you’re getting along with especially well?

Spencer: Well, there’s one, but probably for the wrong reasons… and she won’t appreciate me saying it…

Big Brother: And who would that be?

Spencer squirms in the chair.

Spencer: Oh, okay, you bastards… Candie’s quite a fine girl, yeah, she’s really nice. And she is gorgeous, I won’t lie. But nothing’s going to happen, so there’s no need to stir any s**t up, BB. Mark my word on that one!

Big Brother: Big Brother wouldn’t dream of it, Spencer.

Spencer: Ha ha! You cheeky twats.

V/O: 1:50pm. The majority of the housemates are in the garden.

[Priscilla: (to Greg) Do you want me to do a reading on you or not, then, chuck?

Greg: Oh, go on. What’s the worst that can happen? So I say…

Priscilla sits Greg down on a stool.

Priscilla: (to Greg) Hold your bloody palms out, then.

Greg holds his palms outwards and Priscilla begins to stroke them.

Tanvir: (muttering) Try not to get a job on, mate…

Priscilla: I heard that. He’d better not, I’m reading his two hands, not his bloody third eye.

Several housemates begin to laugh.

Greg: Can my penis for once not be the topic of discussion in this house?

Priscilla continues to stroke Greg’s palms. She shuts her eyes.

Billy: That'll hardly help.

Priscilla: I sense something moving very quickly, something in a hurry. And then I see flames, I can sense flames.

Tanvir: (muttering to Billy) Leon’s been cooking again, then…

Priscilla: (to Greg) Has your house ever been on fire, Greg?

Greg: Not that I know of!

Priscilla: Oh. Bloody thing’s not working, then.

Tisha: Can we go in yet? It’s ******ing nippy out here. And I want some chicken.

Some of the housemates go indoors.

Priscilla: Who wants me to do them next?

Billy: (to Priscilla) I’ll pass…

V/O: 3:28pm. Spencer, Laura, Jackson and Candie are in the living area.

Laura: What was that diary room conversation about earlier, then, Spence?

Spencer: Oh, nothing, just chatting. Nothing bad about any of you.

Candie: Something good about us, then? Bless, we’re melting that icy heart!

Spencer blushes.

Spencer: Come off it…

Laura: Talking about anyone in particular?

Spencer: No! No. Definitely not.

Jackson: Right, yeah…

V/O: 5:07pm. Nadine and Simon have come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Nadine. Hello, Simon. How are you this afternoon?

Simon: Absolutely grand, totally. Wonderful, yes.

Nadine: I’m the same, mmm.

Big Brother: What do you two feel the mood in the house is like, considering that today is Vivienne’s birthday?

Simon: It’s unusually positive, truth be told. Everyone’s being nice enough to one another, nobody’s really bickering over who has what for lunch, there’s no tit for tat… it’s quite calm. I’d like to think it’s all calming down in here.

Nadine: I’d hope so. I’m not sure how much I can take of everyone arguing of everything that they possibly can. Priscilla was moaning to me last night about the task yesterday, she said Billy had it much easier, all this. For once, I do wish that she’d lighten up and enjoy herself.

Simon: Oh, I agree, totally. Not everything in here has to be taken one hundred percent seriously, no siree. Sometimes a laugh is needed, just for the craic.

Nadine and Simon shake hands in agreement.

V/O: 8:43pm. Housemates are in the living area to celebrate Vivienne’s birthday. Big Brother has laid on an academic-themed party for which the living area has been transformed into a library, and the housemates have been provided with fake glasses and mortarboard hats. Housemates have been provided with a selection of fine wines and luxury nibbles.

Tisha: I’ve never felt so ******ing posh, Laura!

Laura: Me neither! So fancy, I feel like I turned up to the wrong dig or something.

Vivienne then arrives and the housemates cheer and sing her a happy birthday. Everyone then raises their glass to a harmonious house.

Tanvir: Let’s see how long this lasts, eh?

Eloise: We will indeed.

The housemates then dance into the late hours of the night to music played by Big Brother, enjoying this period of happiness for however long it may last...

Nick.

28-08-2014, 11:18 AM

Happy birthday Vivienne! I liked the harmonious house this episode. Could something happen between Candie and Spencer! :eek:

LukeB

28-08-2014, 01:06 PM

i love this!

MB.

28-08-2014, 08:01 PM

Happy birthday Vivienne! I liked the harmonious house this episode. Could something happen between Candie and Spencer! :eek:

i love this!

Thank you both :laugh:

MB.

28-08-2014, 11:35 PM

V/O: 10:25am. Today, housemates will nominate for the first time this series. Most of the housemates are in the kitchen and living area, whilst Candie, Greg and Tisha, Laura and Eloise are in the bedroom.

Greg: We all nervous, then?

Laura: Oh, totally, I’m bricking it. I’ve got so many names buzzing around my head, I don’t know how I’ll ******ing do it.

Several of the housemates nod and sigh.

Candie: One of the lows of the Big Brother rollercoaster… sorry, cliché alert, there…

V/O: 10:41am. Jackson is cooking for his fellow housemates in the kitchen.

Jackson: (to Billy) Billy, mate, can you just watch this pot for a second while I go for a slash? I won’t be a sec.

Billy: Why me?

Jackson: Everyone else is busy, you’re just standing round. I’ll only be a minute, cheers.

Billy: (muttering) I don’t have to do everything for everyone in here, get off my back…

Jackson leaves the kitchen and goes into the bathroom. Billy walks off in the opposite direction and goes for a cigarette in the garden, where some of the housemates are now.

Vivienne: Who’s checking up on the breakfast, Billy?

Billy: Oh, I don’t give much of a s**t. It’s not my turn today.

Billy lights a cigarette and stands around in the garden. Jackson then returns from the bathroom.

Jackson: One minute, I was away for. One minute…

V/O: 12:12pm. Some of the housemates are having a mid-afternoon snack at the dining table.

Caitlyn: (to Edwin) Can I pinch a bit of your sarnie, love? Thanks.

Edwin: Oh… well, I, erm, well, I guess so now. I mean, you’ve touched it.

Caitlyn: Calm down, they’re only natural germs! I think.

Caitlyn studies her hands.

Caitlyn: Possibly.

V/O: 1:19pm. All housemates have been gathered at the sofas for today’s nominations.

Simon: Good luck, everyone!

Housemates wish one another well for the nominations. Spencer smiles at Candie and pats her on the hand.

Candie: …hi?

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Billy please come to the diary room?

The rest of the housemates remain sat at the sofas as Billy makes his way to the diary room. He then opens the door and sits down on the chair, rubbing his knees as he does so.

Billy: Right, I’m ready!

Big Brother: Hello, Billy. Billy, would you please tell Big Brother the name of your first nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Billy: I will, yeah. My first nomination’s got to be Priscilla, just because she brings the mood of the house down all the ******ing time. She’s a whining old bitch, seriously, man, you’ve just got to listen to her for five minutes to want to sign up with Dignitas.

Big Brother: Billy, would you please tell Big Brother the name of your second nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Billy: Mmm. Caitlyn will be my second nomination. She’s greedy, she’s inconsiderate to everyone else, she steals people’s food, she always hangs round the kitchen like a bad smell. I can’t stand her being here. Get the pig out and put it back in its sty.

Big Brother: Thank you, Billy. You are now free to leave the diary room.

Billy leaves the diary room, looking pleased with himself. He then sits back down on the sofas, giving a knowing look to Tanvir and Spencer.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Caitlyn please come to the diary room?

Caitlyn, biting her nails, walks over to the diary room door.

Caitlyn: (turning around) Whatever happens, guys, I don’t hate many of you!

Nadine: That’s… comforting.

Caitlyn enters the diary room and sits down on the chair.

Big Brother: Hello, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: Afternoon, Big Brother!

Big Brother: Caitlyn, would you please tell Big Brother the name of your first nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Caitlyn: Right, so my first nomination’s going to be for Billy, because we’re very different people and I don’t think he’s very nice a lot of the time – just today he ignored Jackson asking him to look over the breakfast. And my second nomination will be Nadine. I do really like her, but she doesn’t make much of an effort with the rest of us and in the Big Brother house, effort is very important. So with regret, I’m nominating Nadine and Billy.

Big Brother: Thank you, Caitlyn. You may now leave the diary room.

The nominations continue, with Edwin nominating next. He picks Billy as they ‘hardly talk’ and Spencer, as he doesn’t like the fact that he pulls lots of pranks on his fellow housemates. Eloise is next, nominating Billy for being ‘rude, controlling and inconsiderate when it comes to others’ feelings’ and Caitlyn for being ‘nice, but with a very overbearing personality’. Then, Greg nominates Spencer, saying that he’s ‘confused as to what role he wants to play in the house’ and Billy, due to his laziness when it comes to sticking to rotas. Afterwards, Jackson chooses Edwin, who he doesn’t have much in common with, and Billy, who he calls the ‘most likely housemate to cause confrontation in here’, before Laura nominates ‘kind of creepy’ Billy and Edwin, out of his penchant for complaining in the house.

V/O: 2:08pm. Housemates are halfway through nominating for the first time.

Tisha: God, I’m still so ******ing nervous…

Eloise: Oh, me too, and I’ve got it out of the way. Don’t worry.

Priscilla: (to Candie) Why weren’t you called up earlier? I thought it was alphabetical. Or have they changed the alphabet nowadays, like the bloody government change every other bloody thing? Communists, the lot of them.

Candie: I have a feeling that I know why…

The next housemate to nominate is Nadine, who nominates Tisha (bemoaning her constant swearing) and Spencer, who she calls ‘too cocky and confident with himself, which can rub off on others’. Priscilla comes afterwards, nominating Billy first – she describes him as a ‘total, utter twat’ – and then Tanvir, for ‘being Billy’s lapdog’, before being followed by Simon (who chooses Tanvir for trying to be ‘too macho’ and Billy for being a ‘dominating force in the house, which is likely to cause more divides’. Spencer nominates Priscilla for ‘keeping herself to herself’ and Nadine for being ‘too preachy’ when in his company, whilst Tanvir plumps for Simon (who says tries too hard to be happy all of the time) and Eloise, who he thinks is ‘very fussy with what she eats, which can be a pain when it comes to food’. Tisha then nominates Priscilla, as she ‘doesn’t make an effort to talk to people and doesn’t have much fun’, before picking Nadine for the same reason. Last into the diary room is Vivienne, who calls her first nominee Billy ‘not a people person, as it’s difficult to have a reasonable conversation with him’ and her second, Tisha, ‘too loud – she has no filter on her’.

V/O: 2:27pm. Housemates are still sat at the sofas.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. As part of last week’s shopping task, Candie forfeited her diary room nominations for the remainder of her time in the Big Brother house. Instead, she must now nominate, face-to-face. Candie has two minutes to make her nominations, giving full and frank reasons.

Greg: This isn’t half horrible!

Laura: Oh, babe…

Candie runs her fingers through her hair, nervously scanning her fellow housemates.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Candie, would you please stand up and tell Big Brother the name of your first nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Candie stands up and takes a deep breath.

Candie: Fine, fine… I’m so sorry, but my first nomination’s going to have to be Spencer. You’ve been acting quite strange around me recently, and I don’t know why that is but you’re always off whispering in corners with Billy and Tanvir, and I just think that if you’re going to say something, I’d rather you said it to my face.

Spencer silently nods and looks down at his shoes.

Big Brother: Candie, please tell Big Brother the name of your second nomination, and your reasons for this nomination.
Candie: My second nomination’s going to be Billy, and that’s simply because of a personality clash between the two of us. I’m nothing like you, you’re nothing like me, and we’re not going to change that. It’s just a difference that we’ll never get over, and I suppose if I have to nominate someone for something, that’s the best I can come up with. Again, sorry.

Billy rolls his eyes as Candie sits back down.

V/O: 4:35pm. Housemates have been gathered once more in the living area for the results of today’s nominations.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Big Brother can now reveal that the housemates facing this week’s public vote, in alphabetical order, are…

Nadine fiercely grips Priscilla’s hand Others do the same to one another.

Big Brother: Billy.

Tanvir: (muttering) ******…

Simon: (to Billy) Sorry, Bill, pal.

Big Brother: And Spencer.

Tanvir: Double ******!

Jackson: S**t, sorry, guys.

Tisha: Is that it?

Edwin: (to Tisha) I ruddy well hope so.

Big Brother: This week, Billy and Spencer will face the public vote. One of them will leave on Friday. Housemates, you may now leave the sofas.

Housemates leave the sofas as Candie wipes away tears, running off to the bathroom. She is followed by Vivienne and Greg.

Vivienne: (softly to Candie) Come on, babe, don’t worry. It’s a game, it’s fine, it’s not your fault…

Billy and Tanvir flex their hand and neck muscles.

Billy: Well, that was certainly interesting!...

V/O: 8:14pm. Candie and Spencer are in the garden, talking about the earlier nomination announcement.

Candie: (to Spencer) I’m really sorry, hun. I had to nominate two people and they were the only reasons I had for nominating anyone. I love you all, I do.

Spencer: No, it’s fine… I’m over it now, I just thought you felt a similar way to me. Obviously not.

Candie looks confused.

Candie: And what do you mean by that?

Spencer: Oh, come off it. You know I like you. You’re ******ing gorgeous, don’t act like you don’t know that. I really wanna get to know you more. And I thought you felt the same way.

Candie: Well, I’m… I’m flattered, Spencer, really. Thanks. But look, I’m not looking for anything in here, with you or with any other guys. I’m not ready just yet. But thanks for the thought.

Candie kisses Spencer on the forehead and goes into the bathroom.

Spencer: (muttering) Bitch.