2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 7

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no lies @ my local tesco they had an ipad on show @ the apple stand and fi was on it i almost cried

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shaun can i live on your futon

[T*]

why would you do this
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/2/10/1265816157569/asda-fm-radio-station-001.jpg

[Shaun]

i don't have a futon but the corner sofa and my spare duvet are yours

[Shaun]

why would you do this
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/2/10/1265816157569/asda-fm-radio-station-001.jpg

to improve my life with my fav alt. females <3 (and beyonce)

[Ammi]

..it would be like when you get those queuing number tickets though, you could choose your song and get a ticket and then watch the numbers go by until your song played, maybe do a little trolley dance when it come on...I don't think Sainsburys even have music, do Asda always have it, then..?..

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i don't have a futon but the corner sofa and my spare duvet are yours

i smell a sitcom @ this

[T*]

..it would be like when you get those queuing number tickets though, you could choose your song and get a ticket and then watch the numbers go by until your song played, maybe do a little trolley dance when it come on...I don't think Sainsburys even have music, do Asda always have it, then..?..

Yeah <3

[T*]

i smell a sitcom @ this

yZD4heGsPks

[Shaun]

tom you can have the gas meter cupboard

ammi's getting the shed

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i just found my maws makeup bag when i was looking for a cotton bud and had flashbacks to my 2012 drag pic

[T*]

tom you can have the gas meter cupboard

ammi's getting the shed

yas

[Ammi]

...can I have a hammick, in the shed, Shaun....


..spellcheck wanted to change that amazing pun as well..:fist:...

[Ammi]

i just found my maws makeup bag when i was looking for a cotton bud and had flashbacks to my 2012 drag pic

...hawww, I was just thinking about that pic the other day, I can't remember which thread it was but some of the MTM pics..:lovedup:...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am lit sia when i am drag

[Firewire]

hey boos i need a new sig

[T*]

i just found my maws makeup bag when i was looking for a cotton bud and had flashbacks to my 2012 drag pic

Omg, can you PM me them? :laugh: I never got to see these because of my ban D: </3

[Firewire]

i just found my maws makeup bag when i was looking for a cotton bud and had flashbacks to my 2012 drag pic

iconic

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i think it got deleted oop

[T*]

How much stuff did I miss when I was gone in 11/12/13? 2012 sounded like such a good year on here

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iconic

i remember mtm got like 6 pages of replies after i posted

my impact

[T*]

Am I the only one that thinks that Blonde Electra are ****ing awful?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

How much stuff did I miss when I was gone in 11/12/13? 2012 sounded like such a good year on here

2012 slayed (my fav year)

2011 was good for dramz but kinda ****

2013 was meh

[T*]

2012 slayed (my fav year)

2011 was good for dramz but kinda ****

2013 was meh

ah okay :laugh:

[T*]

OMG Scott do you remember earlier this year when you came into tiny chat with a head scarf on :laugh2:

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no?

[T*]

Was it not you?

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it probably was me but i was too drunk to remember

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that night on tc when i bitch slapped adam on cam >

[T*]

It was that one night that tiny chat returned this year, and someone came in with a scarf or blanket put like a head scarf and came on webcam and starting saying stuff about their husband, I swear to god it was you Scott, it was hilarious :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idr that :worry:

[T*]

I promise i'm not hallucinating :worry:

[T*]

Can someone confirm my sanity please? :laugh:

[T*]

Anyone? :unsure:

[T*]

*gets dragged to the TiBB Asylum*

[Jake.]

that was smithy wasn't it

[T*]

Oh :laugh:

[T*]

No @ Maries baby being taken away :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smoke & mirrors ep

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No @ Maries baby being taken away :sad:

wat

which ep are you up to?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

also she was gonna slaughter that baby haself

[T*]

wat

which ep are you up to?

Still on 10, midway through it, paused it for a bit to do some stuff

[T*]

also she was gonna slaughter that baby haself

Oh D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that was kinda obvious D:

papa asked her for a sacrifice and she went to the hospital to find a baby straight away

[T*]

MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png
Madison you dumb slut!

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hate madison

[T*]

:bawling:
Madison should've stayed dead!

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that is actually a quote from ep12

[T*]

Yass Nan! Slay :clap1:

[T*]

that is actually a quote from ep12

Oh, cool! :amazed:

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nan </3

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shaun i just died @ that pm omfg :joker:

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~mentioning a pm on the forum bc none of yall will see it but my comment made it seem hilarious so yall will forever be viewing me as the elusive chanteuse~

[Firewire]

madison was trash

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i just ordered pizza and when the delivery guy gets here i am just gonna straight up ask him if he wants his dick sucked

[T*]

i just ordered pizza and when the delivery guy gets here i am just gonna straight up ask him if he wants his dick sucked

film it That is how you get STIs/STDs :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you are 7 tho

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@ that edit

[T*]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/dce7e934c3f50d19d467ddef3cc84c37/tumblr_nbhyu2Cn9V1skc1s9o3_r1_500.jpg

[Shaun]

shaun i just died @ that pm omfg :joker:

i can't remember the last time we PMed stuff that wasn't porn

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i pm'd you a pic earlier and you never replied

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oh nvm i posted it in the 18+ group

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shaun have you listened to chasing kites/do you stan

[Ramsay]

ffs scott

[Jake.]

i nearly saw

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what carl hun

[Marc]

Karl have you masturbated yet

[Ramsay]

not yet marc. its like an uncontrolable itch at this stage tbh

[Ramsay]

oh you saw my tweet, that makes sense:smug:

[T*]

I shall kill karls boner in

[T*]

3

[T*]

2

[T*]

1

[T*]

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/16110718-16110722-large.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Karl have you masturbated yet

not yet marc

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-volunteer.gif

[Firewire]

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/16110718-16110722-large.jpg

*cums*

[T*]

*cums*

http://content.onlinebigbrother.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/big-brother-13-allison-grodner-200x150.jpg

[Ramsay]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-volunteer.gif

:joker:

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/16110718-16110722-large.jpg

D: D: D:
i wonder if the carpet match the drapes

[Jake.]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-volunteer.gif

:joker:

[T*]

:joker:



D: D: D:
i wonder if the carpet match the drapes

Curlier than Ramen

[Ramsay]

http://i.imgur.com/mobii2i.gif

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oh

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/mobii2i.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

there should honestly be a discount option on justeat like i have had the TV on pause for over 30 minutes so that i would not miss the doorbell where is my compensation

[T*]

Why not turn it down and turn on subs

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bc i cba to read?

[Ramsay]

Nathan is a super moderator why can't just be a normal moderator wtf like **** this **** everything

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its here bye

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i ordered a milkshake but the machine was broken appaz so they gave me a pepsi and offered me 30p as a refund but i told they guy to keep it

when will jesus christ?

[T*]

I wonder if he will get the d from the pizza guy :think:

[Shaun]

ok

[Jake.]

ooooo Ramsay get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you wank your life away

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lily is the epitome of average

[Ramsay]

is one tug tonight just too much to ask for in this world or what

[Jake.]

lily is the epitome of average

and you're still trash

[Jake.]

when was my last tug

[Jake.]

(of war competition)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh ok

[T*]

No @ Nan getting drowned :bawling:

[Shaun]

tf is nan

[Ramsay]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080309065140/simpsons/images/c/c5/Smithers-black.jpg

[Jake.]

oh ok

the blowjob lips tell no lies http://i.imgur.com/cK4WlF8.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

black smithers :flutter:

[Jake.]

we was at a curry house for my work outing on thursday night and they mispelled naan bread in the menu as nan

you could order nan

[Shaun]

wouldn't mind dipping jake's nan in a bit of chutney

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im 3.5 hours behind i am watching tonights xf

[Jake.]

wouldn't mind dipping jake's nan in a bit of chutney

tastayyy

[T*]

when was my last tug
http://zippy.gfycat.com/OptimisticSoupyHairstreakbutterfly.gif
(of war competition)
http://i.imgur.com/bVqk8m7.gif

[T*]

tf is nan

ahs coven
I've nearly finished it :D

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lmao tulisa being with louis

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/rb6H3Z3s.jpg

[Firewire]

tulisa > the beatles

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tulisa > the beatles

where is the lie here

[Jake.]

lmao tulisa being with louis

it's like she went from being a pole dancer to being a prostitute

[Shaun]

that emerge from the sea was one of the most awkward things i've seen

it was more vagabond girl than bond girl

[Shaun]

#wordplay

[T*]

#foreplay

[Glenn.]

I was giving myself a treat today and when I was nearing the climax I had a shooting pain from my neck into my head. I'm fearing I have damaged my brain.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shine bright like an shining star

[Shaun]

a friend of mine had something like that, it was a condition but i can't remember the name of it

k nvm i googled

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_cephalalgia

[T*]

I was giving myself a treat today and when I was nearing the climax I had a shooting pain from my neck into my head. I'm fearing I have damaged my brain.
http://i.imgur.com/NiqaY3Ts.jpg

[Glenn.]

a friend of mine had something like that, it was a condition but i can't remember the name of it

k nvm i googled

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_cephalalgia

D:

[T*]

a friend of mine had something like that, it was a condition but i can't remember the name of it

k nvm i googled

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_cephalalgia

I tried to pronounce it in my head; but at the end it just sounded like I had mouth full of syrup and was trying to talk.

[Glenn.]

What if I have it forever? :worry:

[Jake.]

It sounded like you was talking with a mouth full of syrup in your head?

[Shaun]

kate is on bbc4 performing This Woman's Work :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i miss

[Jake.]

What if I have it forever? :worry:

just think of it as #stoptober but you just keep going

[T*]

It sounded like you was talking with a mouth full of syrup in your head?

Yeb.

[Shaun]

oh and dw glenn he took/takes medication for it and it went pretty quickly / he still has it and secretly lives a life of hell but doesn't want to tell us

[Jessica.]

I made cinnamon toast! :amazed:

[T*]

I made cinnamon toast! :amazed:

May I have a slice?~

[Glenn.]

just think of it as #stoptober but you just keep going

I want to die

[Glenn.]

oh and dw glenn he took/takes medication for it and it went pretty quickly / he still has it and secretly lives a life of hell but doesn't want to tell us

I knew I was destined to die alone.

[T*]

I want to die

http://i.imgur.com/VQSugwzs.png

[T*]

'Man found dead whilst masturbating to a Big Brother forum'

[Glenn.]

Tom I don't wank to TiBB. I use more conventional methods like porn

[Firewire]

me @ glenn wanking

https://31.media.tumblr.com/1f7b8058f1f6ec18a9ee48ac4886c5ea/tumblr_ncokr0TSSQ1qk8m2ho3_250.gif

[Jessica.]

May I have a slice?~

No, I ate both of the slices, sorry. :fan:

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...

[Jessica.]

Time to join the clergy, Glenn.

[Jessica.]

Glenn leading a life of celibacy.
IvTOkP_vH8

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm going to sleep bc no

[T*]

No, I ate both of the slices, sorry. :fan:

How do you make it?

[Jessica.]

How do you make it?

Mix a bit of ground cinnamon with some regular granulated sugar, like half a tea spoon of each, then make toast and butter it and then sprinkle the mixture all over it, it tastes like Christmas.

[Jessica.]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cSX2V_75908/T5oJWlFUH7I/AAAAAAAAB14/FHzE6TUnlY8/s1600/DSC_0580a.jpg

[T*]

That looks amazing <3

[T*]

I shall have some in the morning

[Glenn.]

The dude on jackpot 24/7 has a nice bulge

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im going to sleep bye

[Firewire]

im going to sleep bye

dream of me

[T*]

im going to sleep bye

Night x

[Jessica.]

http://i.imgur.com/BzLj6qS.png

[T*]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar18770_135.gif

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/VeXHpT6l.jpg

[Ammi]

..time for bread making..

http://i.imgur.com/kr8MJbY.gif

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/ebtU5Qs.gif

[arista]

..time for bread making..

http://i.imgur.com/kr8MJbY.gif


Yes and Fresh



The way to be


Feel The Force

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/x6KDVRj.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im so annoying when i drink i want all my posts from last night deleting

[Jake.]

lovely toast

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm going to sleep bc no

im going to sleep bye

??

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greg rutherford is so hot ugghh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.alanilagan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/greg-rutherford-103.jpg

:flutter:

[LukeB]

http://www.alanilagan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/greg-rutherford-103.jpg

:flutter:

Woahh, he is a hottie :creep:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ginger guys are so hot

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/bJcII6E.gif

[T*]

Hello!

[LukeB]

ginger guys are so hot

[2]

[T*]

oh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is that classed as a fetish

[Glenn.]

Can confirm that ginger guys are hot

[T*]

Confirmed

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http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-10-14-image3.png

daddy

[T*]

no

[LukeB]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-10-14-image3.png

daddy

:flutter:

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idt i have ever been with a ginger guy

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and i have only been with 1 black guy his pubes were curly

[Jessica.]

:umm2:

[T*]

idt i have ever been with a ginger guy

I actually saw a 20 for £1 pack of batteries yesterday :laugh:

[T*]

:umm2:

[2]

[T*]

Jess I made Cinnamon Toast <3
Thanks for the recipe, it was awesome!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I actually saw a 20 for £1 pack of batteries yesterday :laugh:

.....

[LukeB]

and i have only been with 1 black guy his pubes were curly

:laugh3:

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my absolute fav was this polish guy that couldn't speak proper english

[T*]

.....

i haven't sucked a dick for so long the next guy i meet is gonna get drained quicker than a 20 for £1 battery from poundland
.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i should do a top 50 countdown but i can only remember like 10 oop

[T*]

Do you ever actually date them, or do you just have 1 night stands?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have never been on a date

[T*]

So, you've never really been out with anyone then? :laugh:
Are you TiBB's answer to Quagmire?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no :umm2:

i just go through phases of meeting lots of people in a short space of time then none for ages

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its very boring and overrated

i would rather have a tub of ben and jerry's

[Pete.]

i haven't sucked a dick for so long the next guy i meet is gonna get drained quicker than a 20 for £1 battery from poundland

death

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar82167_16.gif

[Jessica.]

That is so sad. :worry:

[LukeB]

what is?

[T*]

Your post history http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/92/f3/9f/92f39ffeb9b31e5864212a3c94ea4840.jpg

[LukeB]

Your post history http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/92/f3/9f/92f39ffeb9b31e5864212a3c94ea4840.jpg

go away little child.

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/hmeHcnYs.png

[LukeB]

gosh some people are so rude :umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

#kickhomophobiaoutofhousesearching

[Glenn.]

Can Tom and luke stop pls

[LukeB]

Can Tom and luke stop pls

you mean just tom, he started it and i ended it.

[Glenn.]

Just stop

[LukeB]

Just stop

i am.
not my fault he starts going at me.

[Glenn.]

Not here for babysitting minors

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the new guys on gogglebox :flutter:

[T*]

Hello!

[T*]

the new guys on gogglebox :flutter:

Who? :amazed:

[Glenn.]

Is Tom gay now?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idk their names they are 3 guys living together and one of them is hot

[Ramsay]

Not here for babysitting minors

lmao

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http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/56/ae/ea/56aeea7466bfc84f057ba7ddab095863.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/9/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10281-1381350766-0.gif

[T*]

Omg :laugh:

[LukeB]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/9/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10281-1381350766-0.gif

:laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

Oh I've seen the one on the right in a few videos.

[Glenn.]

I love him :flutter:

[LukeB]

Paddy O'Brian ;)

[Black Dagger]

That's not Paddy. Me and Glenn used to stan for Paddy (and Colby Keller) lmao oh us

[LukeB]

That's not Paddy. Me and Glenn used to stan for Paddy (and Colby Keller) lmao oh us

i know it's not paddy :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

This is far too crude for 3 in the afternoon though, I am going watching spongebob.

[Black Dagger]

Oh I thought you were saying he was Paddy nvm!

[Glenn.]

Lucas my brother see paddy in the garage one night last month :amazed:

[Glenn.]

That's not Paddy. Me and Glenn used to stan for Paddy (and Colby Keller) lmao oh us

:love:

[Black Dagger]

Omfg jealous :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Remember when we tried organising an orgy and got told off <\3

[Glenn.]

Yeah josy was being a prudish bitch :fist:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want a job in the gay porn industry i can stand at the end of the bed looking unattractive to stop them from ejaculating too quickly

[Glenn.]

Oh like you wouldn't be interested :idc:

[Glenn.]

That was at your D: not the next post

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

american horror story: TiBB orgy

[T*]

i want a job in the gay porn industry i can stand at the end of the bed looking unattractive to stop them from ejaculating too quickly

I nearly spat water on my laptop omfg

[T*]

american horror story: TiBB orgy

Jessica Lange as Josy

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i want to walk down the aisle to niall's cover of XO

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

or doctor jones by aqua

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if i hear say something on xf one more time

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is paddy the one with the rose tattoo on his neck

[Firewire]

sheridan smith just followed me on twitter i'm freaking out

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sheridan smith just followed me on twitter i'm freaking out

:amazed:

[LukeB]

is paddy the one with the rose tattoo on his neck

http://cdn-w.lucasentertainment.com/lucasentertainment/content/models/Paddy_Obrian/gallery/LVP144_Paddy_Obrian_01.jpg

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#Pray4NatalieCasey

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remember when glenn net a guy that had fluff on his peen

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*met oop

[Mitchell]

Wtf even is this :laugh:

[Firewire]

gross

[Glenn.]

It was gross

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how would it even get there idgi

[Glenn.]

From their pants