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[Mitchell]

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Hello and welcome to the offical launch of I'm A TiBB Member...GET ME OUT OF HERE! Tonight, we'll be meeting our camp mates and watching them settle into their new homes, but what surprises await in store for them? One things for sure, these set of jungle campers are not going to get an easy ride over the next 14 days...

This is exciting

[Rob!]

I can deal with yours bae

http://i.imgur.com/AgO9oLt.gif

[MB.]

Perched-ish

[Cal.]

Can we not insult that pls, I accidentally left an extra letter...;)

[Marsh.]

The video froze on my name. Fate! :flutter:

[Margarine.]

Hi dolls

[MB.]

Can we not insult that pls, I accidentally left an extra letter...;)

I edited it to mention my level of perchediness, I don't want to be getting on the wrong side of our useless host just yet xxx

[Nick.]

Hi dolls

Hello Dolly.

[Mitchell]

Not letting me view babe

[Ross.]

A little bit perched

[Liam-]

ITV producers should take note of your title making skills tbh :clap1:

[Margarine.]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7eze3FZO71ql5yr7o2_250.gif

[MB.]

A little bit perched

Trying too hard tbh

[Cal.]

Now, shall we meet our first TiBB Member? It's...

MONOPOLY!

My name is Monopoly. Well I'm a good team player and will always try my hardest to win stars in the bushtucker trials for the camp if I get picked to do them. I'm not afraid to voice my opinions and to be heard, I will make sure that the stars are distributed evenly within the camp so it's fair on us all. If someone's not being fair when it comes to stars then I will call them out on it because everyone deserves to enjoy themselves in the game, not here for the tactics. I try my hardest to get on with people, however if they don't try in return then I won't be that bothered. My aim in the game is to just enjoy myself and meet some great people that I have and haven't interacted with on the forum before, so hopefully I'm entering a camp full of lovely people! Winning would be a bonus.

[Rob!]

...Do we just go in or....? :unsure:

[Ross.]

Trying too hard tbh

Shade?

[Nick.]

:clap1:

[Mitchell]

Who is this monopoly flop?

[Marsh.]

Oh my god. Our paragraphs. I feel shamed.

[Ross.]

Now, shall we meet our first TiBB Member? It's...

MONOPOLY!

My name is Monopoly. Well I'm a good team player and will always try my hardest to win stars in the bushtucker trials for the camp if I get picked to do them. I'm not afraid to voice my opinions and to be heard, I will make sure that the stars are distributed evenly within the camp so it's fair on us all. If someone's not being fair when it comes to stars then I will call them out on it because everyone deserves to enjoy themselves in the game, not here for the tactics. I try my hardest to get on with people, however if they don't try in return then I won't be that bothered. My aim in the game is to just enjoy myself and meet some great people that I have and haven't interacted with on the forum before, so hopefully I'm entering a camp full of lovely people! Winning would be a bonus.

Me being the most relevant and going in first

[Ross.]

Who is this monopoly flop?

Not here for all this shade

[Conzors]

Me being the most relevant and going in first#infirstoutfirst

[Marsh.]

hopefully I'm entering a camp full of lovely people!

You're going to be running up the trees in 2 hours.

[Cal.]

Our next TiBB Member...

ANDYBIGBRO!

Hello, I'm Andrew and I'm 22 years old from bonny Scotland! I'm a very laid back person that tends to tries to see the best in everyone. I used to be very immature but as I grew up I realised that my immaturity was awful. I like that I tend to get on with everyone and take everyone at face value. What I would say I dislike about myself would be that I get easily offended, even if someone doesn't mean to offend me. I really have no idea how I will be perceived, I'm not sure what members think of me but I hope I can make them love me. My aim is to be entertaining and try my best at every trial. The game sounds really fun and it's really exciting to be part of the first series. I'm ready for what the jungle throws at me, I'm a tough wee cookie. Better yet I'm a strong piece of Scottish shortbread.

[Nick.]

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I will make sure that the stars are distributed evenly within the camp so it's fair on us all. If someone's not being fair when it comes to stars then I will call them out on it because everyone deserves to enjoy themselves in the game.

:lovedup:

[MB.]

wHERE R ALL THE CELEBS THIS YEAR ZOMG NOT WATCHING

[Mitchell]

Not here for all this shade

You have the personality as a lampshade :hehe:

[Liam-]

I can't even remember what i said in my paragraph.. :worry:

[Margarine.]

Here for all Toya fans

[Ross.]

You're going to be running up the trees in 2 hours.

:joker:

[Shaun]

-can't even remember writing mine tbh-

[Mitchell]

wHERE R ALL THE CELEBS THIS YEAR ZOMG NOT WATCHING

DS have only heard of me whilst Twitter only knows you and rob, this is even less famous than Strictly 7

[andybigbro]

Waheyyy :hello:

[MB.]

-can't even remember writing mine tbh-

The jungle alcoholic has arrived

[Conzors]

woooo

[Mitchell]

Our next TiBB Member...

ANDYBIGBRO!

Hello, I'm Andrew and I'm 22 years old from bonny Scotland! I'm a very laid back person that tends to tries to see the best in everyone. I used to be very immature but as I grew up I realised that my immaturity was awful. I like that I tend to get on with everyone and take everyone at face value. What I would say I dislike about myself would be that I get easily offended, even if someone doesn't mean to offend me. I really have no idea how I will be perceived, I'm not sure what members think of me but I hope I can make them love me. My aim is to be entertaining and try my best at every trial. The game sounds really fun and it's really exciting to be part of the first series. I'm ready for what the jungle throws at me, I'm a tough wee cookie. Better yet I'm a strong piece of Scottish shortbread.

Again who?

[Margarine.]

wHERE R ALL THE CELEBS THIS YEAR ZOMG NOT WATCHING

You on the red carpet with the Z Listers x

http://media.tumblr.com/f87c4c208e300d5ecba26d73865e9802/tumblr_inline_n5anbjTpF41qcnawg.gif

[Marsh.]

*declares independence from bonnie andy*

[MB.]

woooo

The jungle ghost has arrived

[Rob!]

The jungle alcoholic has arrived

Denise teas

[Ross.]

Ew at my paragraph :facepalm:

[Cal.]

It's...

JOSHBB!

My name is Josh, I'm fourteen and I live in Essex. For the majority of the day, I'll be in a pretty good mood and I lose track of the amount of times I laugh. I support a very liberal stance in terms of politics, which is probably a subject I most enjoy studying (though I'm not a big fan of research normally). One thing I really hate about myself is how much I care what others think of me, sometimes I get like, really insecure. I think the viewers will like me because I'm pretty down-to-earth, and maybe dislike me because I am fairly outspoken and won't let rude people get away with being nasty to anyone.

[andybigbro]

Again who?

:fist:

[Conzors]

The jungle ghost has arrived

ahhaha

[Liam-]

I;m pretty sure i sounded like a massive bitch in my paragraph :joker:

[Mitchell]

Denise teas

:cheer2:

[Marsh.]

Ew at my paragraph :facepalm:

:love:

[Mitchell]

It's...

JOSHBB!

My name is Josh, I'm fourteen and I live in Essex. For the majority of the day, I'll be in a pretty good mood and I lose track of the amount of times I laugh. I support a very liberal stance in terms of politics, which is probably a subject I most enjoy studying (though I'm not a big fan of research normally). One thing I really hate about myself is how much I care what others think of me, sometimes I get like, really insecure. I think the viewers will like me because I'm pretty down-to-earth, and maybe dislike me because I am fairly outspoken and won't let rude people get away with being nasty to anyone.

I've heard of him, but only cos he likes Niall

[andybigbro]

*declares independence from bonnie andy*

:fist:

[Conzors]

I;m pretty sure i sounded like a massive bitch in my paragraph :joker:
you ARE a massive bitch :D

[Rob!]

putting a 14 year old in with Morsh D:

[Ross.]

I;m pretty sure i sounded like a massive bitch in my paragraph :joker:

Danielle teas?

[Mitchell]

:fist:

Oh you, are you the one from the Bt advert?

[Cal.]

Here's...

LIAMPRW!

I’m Liam. I'm not all that different from everybody else in the world, I moan, I bitch, I laugh, I argue, but I do it all with a smile on my face. In my group of friends I was always known as the brutally honest one, if you asked me a question, you'd get an honest answer, if your ass did look big in something, then I'd tell you your ass looked big, people learned not to ask my honest opinion of something if they didn't want the answer, it took them a while, but they got there in the end. I'm fully aware that I come off as a bit abrasive when people first meet or talk to me, but that's because What are the viewer’s going to hate about me? I can be quite annoying at times, but I just go with it, if you live your life afraid of what people might think of you then you're never going to get anywhere and you'll never be truly happy. What will they love about me? Well, I'm not scared to say what everyone else is thinking, if someone is being a bitch, I'll tell them they're a bitch, if someone is getting emotional or messy over something trivial or stupid, I'll tell them to get their **** together and stop wasting everyone's time. Having to be around me, I could either be your best friend, or your worst enemy, that's their choice, but once we're friends, don't cross me, because you won't like the outcome. Am I ready to meet my camp mates? I am, but are they ready for me? We'll have to wait and see.

[Margarine.]

putting a 14 year old in with Morsh D:

We'll look out for you hunny x

[Liam-]

you ARE a massive bitch :D

At least I'm the honest type of bitch :D

[MB.]

you ARE a massive bitch :D

http://i.imgur.com/nbAtC78.gif

[Ross.]

Here's...

LIAMPRW!

I’m Liam. I'm not all that different from everybody else in the world, I moan, I bitch, I laugh, I argue, but I do it all with a smile on my face. In my group of friends I was always known as the brutally honest one, if you asked me a question, you'd get an honest answer, if your ass did look big in something, then I'd tell you your ass looked big, people learned not to ask my honest opinion of something if they didn't want the answer, it took them a while, but they got there in the end. I'm fully aware that I come off as a bit abrasive when people first meet or talk to me, but that's because What are the viewer’s going to hate about me? I can be quite annoying at times, but I just go with it, if you live your life afraid of what people might think of you then you're never going to get anywhere and you'll never be truly happy. What will they love about me? Well, I'm not scared to say what everyone else is thinking, if someone is being a bitch, I'll tell them they're a bitch, if someone is getting emotional or messy over something trivial or stupid, I'll tell them to get their **** together and stop wasting everyone's time. Having to be around me, I could either be your best friend, or your worst enemy, that's their choice, but once we're friends, don't cross me, because you won't like the outcome. Am I ready to meet my camp mates? I am, but are they ready for me? We'll have to wait and see.

The sass :clap1:

[Marsh.]

D: I took the piss with my paragraph.

Oh the shame. :blush:

[Conzors]

At least I'm the honest type of bitch :D

Honest to everyone but yourself.
xo

[Margarine.]

Here for Liam

[andybigbro]

Meowwww Liam :cat:

[Liam-]

Not here for me missing out words in my paragraph, thinking of the irrelevants I'm gonna be stuck with fried my brain :worry:

[Rob!]

I was pissed when I wrote mine, so...

[Mitchell]

Is liam from TOWIE?

[Cal.]

Let's meet...

LUCKYTHEBADGER!

Hi, I’m Nick. I'm doing this as Cal begged but I guess I'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[MB.]

welp

[Ross.]

Let's meet...

LUCKYTHEBADGER!

Hi, I’m Nick. I'm doing this as Cal begged but I guess I'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.

:joker: flawless.

[Liam-]

Is liam from TOWIE?

The Valleys butt!

[Margarine.]

Not here for him

[Rob!]

Let's meet...

LUCKYTHEBADGER!

Hi, I’m Nick. I'm doing this as Cal begged but I guess I'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.



Best one yet :clap1:

[T*]

Hi, I’m Nick. I'm doing this as Cal begged but I guess I'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.

tea served

[andybigbro]

Lmao

[Marsh.]

When does this thing get going, where are the actual personalities...

:idc:

[Liam-]

Let's meet...

LUCKYTHEBADGER!

Hi, I’m Nick. I'm doing this as Cal begged but I guess I'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.

Amazing :clap1:

[Marsh.]

tea served

China smashed

[Shaun]

I guess we're running out of good usernames on here now

[Margarine.]

When does this thing get going, where are the actual personalities...

:idc:

Nowhere near you :smug:

[andybigbro]

When does this thing get going, where are the actual personalities...

:idc:

:shocked: did you not see andybigbro?

[Cal.]

What about...

MB!

(Frenchy mode) HAI BITCHES (/Frenchy mode), I'm MB, serial forum username changer and all round general loveable rogue (lawl). I might make a good camp mate, I might not. I don't know. You'll probably love me at the beginning and then you'll grow to hate me, likely because you're not ready for my jungle jelly. In the game, I'm going to be playing as if it's every man/weave for themselves to get rewards and my hands on that beaut prize. After all, there's no I in team, but there is a 'me' If you spell the word wrong. So get your umbrellas out, forget Hurricane Toya and prepare for Light Drizzle MB, (Frenchy Mode) bai bitches (/Frenchy mode)

[T*]

I guess we're running out of good usernames on here now

:hehe:

[Mitchell]

let's meet...

luckythebadger!

hi, i’m nick. I'm doing this as cal begged but i guess i'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.

omfg is this who i think it is?

[Marsh.]

:shocked: did you not see andybigbro?

Is that the one who sang I Dreamed a Dream?

[Mitchell]

What about...

MB!

(Frenchy mode) HAI BITCHES (/Frenchy mode), I'm MB, serial forum username changer and all round general loveable rogue (lawl). I might make a good camp mate, I might not. I don't know. You'll probably love me at the beginning and then you'll grow to hate me, likely because you're not ready for my jungle jelly. In the game, I'm going to be playing as if it's every man/weave for themselves to get rewards and my hands on that beaut prize. After all, there's no I in team, but there is a 'me' If you spell the word wrong. So get your umbrellas out, forget Hurricane Toya and prepare for Light Drizzle MB, (Frenchy Mode) bai bitches (/Frenchy mode)

Bitchy

[Margarine.]

Here for a light drizzle

[MB.]

omfg is this who i think it is?

Judging by that speech, probably Martin Luther King

[andybigbro]

Is that the one who sang I Dreamed a Dream?

No but he does do an amazing cover.

[MB.]

-gets tits out Biannca style-

I have no idea what a single word of my VT means

[Shaun]

Judging by that speech, probably Martin Luther King

assassinate ha

[Marsh.]

Jungle jelly. :yuk:

D:

[Cal.]

It's...

ROBINNES!

Hi, I’m RobInnes! My time on the BB forum is quite simple really. I litter my posts with sarcasm, dryness and cynicism. I don't do bull****. Don't throw a conspiracy theory about if you can't back it up with anything. Having said that... I like to be funny. My main aim in the jungle will be to make the others laugh. It's how I deal with everything in life - don't be too serious and too far up your own arse because I won't be taking you seriously in the slightest. Work as a team. Don't sign up for **** you can't handle. That's as mean as I'll get. Honestly. until somebody gets arrogant. That's a different ball park altogether.

[Ross.]

Judging by that speech, probably Martin Luther King

:joker:

[Liam-]

Light Drizzle MB... has a certain ring to it.

[Marsh.]

assassinate ha

:laugh2:

[Margarine.]

Chris Wright teas

[MB.]

Jungle jelly. :yuk:

D:

Is that another quote from your slashfic?

[Ross.]

RobInnes the Helen of this series? D:

[Mitchell]

It's...

ROBINNES!

Hi, I’m RobInnes! My time on the BB forum is quite simple really. I litter my posts with sarcasm, dryness and cynicism. I don't do bull****. Don't throw a conspiracy theory about if you can't back it up with anything. Having said that... I like to be funny. My main aim in the jungle will be to make the others laugh. It's how I deal with everything in life - don't be too serious and too far up your own arse because I won't be taking you seriously in the slightest. Work as a team. Don't sign up for **** you can't handle. That's as mean as I'll get. Honestly. until somebody gets arrogant. That's a different ball park altogether.

Saggytits

[Marsh.]

Is that another quote from your slashfic?

It's from your VT. :hehe:

[MB.]

RobInnes the Helen of this series? D:

Morshleene secured that role the minute he signed up

[Conzors]

dont you mean ball game all together?

[Ross.]

It's from your VT. :hehe:

Oop :hehe:

[Nick.]

omfg is this who i think it is?

Depends, does pooing in a bush and using leaves to wipe whilst singing Waterloo mean anything to you? :wink:

[Mitchell]

Take me out to the ball game

[Marsh.]

Morshleene secured that role the minute he signed up

Always in the right! :smug:

[Ross.]

Depends, does pooing in a bush and using leaves to wipe whilst singing Waterloo mean anything to you? :wink2:

Wait what

[Mitchell]

Depends, does pooing in a bush and using leaves to wipe whilst singing Waterloo mean anything to you? :wink2:

OMFG OMFG OMFG

Niicckkkk

Since when were you on tibb?

[Cal.]

Let's meet...

SHAUN!

My name is Shaun. I guess my greatest strengths are my sense of humour, my ability to run stuff on here's taught me what to expect from a lot of TiBB games, and I'm a pretty hard worker when there's a competition involved. What might make me unpopular in this game though is my sense of superiority and lack of patience... but I hope I can make up for that with some lovely putdowns of the other players and a dazzling smile x I aim to win every challenge I can, and to bag me a man. Y'all better bring it.

[Shaun]

Depends, does pooing in a bush and using leaves to wipe whilst singing Waterloo mean anything to you? :wink2:

Lindsay Lohan?

[Rob!]

RobInnes the Helen of this series? D:

Damn right.

http://uploadir.com/u/mdcese39

[Margarine.]

Wait what

Not here for premade alliances

[Mitchell]

Wait what

The life of a snooker presenter

[MB.]

It's from your VT. :hehe:

I know dear I was joking

Ew @ Shaun's desperation, it isn't like anyone else has signed up just for the dick (welll...)

[Margarine.]

Shaun seeking a showmance bye

[Marsh.]

All this sausage thirst.

I'll be the only one at the breast counter.

[Mitchell]

Not here for premade alliances

Just cos all the snooker players want to shag me

[Liam-]

We're all hungry for the dick, stop trying to hog it all Shaun.

[Nick.]

The life of a snooker presenter

Wannabe snooker presenter

OMFG OMFG OMFG

Niicckkkk

Since when were you on tibb?

I only started using it in like May.

[Rob!]

So many cock consumers :clap1:

[Cal.]

And...

MARSH!

I’m not argumentative! :hehe: I'm Marsh! I’ve been snatching weaves since 2008. Bitches better watch out when I’m about! I'm argumentative and all kinds of phobic, apparently. My strengths lie in sniffing out bullsh*t and eliminating the competition. My weaknesses is getting involved in spat but they really are not my fault. Vote me to win please!!!

[MB.]

All this sausage thirst.

I'll be the only one at the breast counter.

Morshleene is a lesbican!!1!!!1!!11!1!

[Shaun]

i wanna be in all the papers n all the magazinesss

i want it all

[Ross.]

Not here for premade alliances

Damn right.

http://uploadir.com/u/mdcese39

We're all hungry for the dick, stop trying to hog it all Shaun.

:joker:

[Pete.]

The resurrection of that Gif <3

[Cal.]

Next it's...

POTHUTHIC!

I'm Mitchell and I'm 18, I'm a huge celebrity and TV fan, although it is very close to stalking rather than fandom! I used to run games on DS, but I've taken a step back recently, I like my sense of humour, I don't think I'm funny, but the stuff I find funny I couldn't live without! I dislike the fact I'm unemployed, but that will change! (With hope.)I think viewers might like the fact that I try and get on with everyone unless they turn on me, but on the other hand I am very quick to bitch back, so they might dislike me for that exact reason, I'm slightly scared that I will fade into the background as I know there are so many well-known characters wanting to do the series, but I'll try and be entertaining. I’m going to be camp, I'm going to eat Kangaroo cock as I can't be picky when someone asks me to eat a cock and I'm going to party, I apologise in advance!

[Margarine.]

Not here for a six year old

[Marsh.]

Not me canvassing for votes in my VT. :hehe:

[Mitchell]

YAY BITCHES IM HERE

-poses for the paps and moons Cal-

[MB.]

Here comes the benefits scrounger :fist:

[Conzors]

Next it's...

POTHUTHIC!

I'm Mitchell and I'm 18, I'm a huge celebrity and TV fan, although it is very close to stalking rather than fandom! I used to run games on DS, but I've taken a step back recently, I like my sense of humour, I don't think I'm funny, but the stuff I find funny I couldn't live without! I dislike the fact I'm unemployed, but that will change! (With hope.)I think viewers might like the fact that I try and get on with everyone unless they turn on me, but on the other hand I am very quick to bitch back, so they might dislike me for that exact reason, I'm slightly scared that I will fade into the background as I know there are so many well-known characters wanting to do the series, but I'll try and be entertaining. I’m going to be camp, I'm going to eat Kangaroo cock as I can't be picky when someone asks me to eat a cock and I'm going to party, I apologise in advance!

dontcha mean pathetic?

[Rob!]

Not here to turn on Poth :umm2:

[Ross.]

Here comes the benefits scrounger :fist:

:joker:

[Pete.]

dontcha mean pathetic?
Dramz?

[Margarine.]

Mitchell and Morsh writing scat beastiality slashes since 2014.

[Liam-]

Next it's...

POTHUTHIC!

I'm Mitchell and I'm 18, I'm a huge celebrity and TV fan, although it is very close to stalking rather than fandom! I used to run games on DS, but I've taken a step back recently, I like my sense of humour, I don't think I'm funny, but the stuff I find funny I couldn't live without! I dislike the fact I'm unemployed, but that will change! (With hope.)I think viewers might like the fact that I try and get on with everyone unless they turn on me, but on the other hand I am very quick to bitch back, so they might dislike me for that exact reason, I'm slightly scared that I will fade into the background as I know there are so many well-known characters wanting to do the series, but I'll try and be entertaining. I’m going to be camp, I'm going to eat Kangaroo cock as I can't be picky when someone asks me to eat a cock and I'm going to party, I apologise in advance!

:yuk:

[Cal.]

Also...

LE FREAK!

I'm Alex (also known as Le Freak) and I'm 20 years of age. I work as a barista at a coffee shop but besides from that, I live a pretty boringly average life. However, that's not to say I'm a boring person. I'm fiercely defensive and protective of my friends and I absolutely don't indulge myself in wasting any of my time on those who don't deserve it. It's all too easy to play up to a persona, we all do it for various reasons, but when the persona overtakes you then that's where we'll have a problem. I'm very much someone who'll put others before myself: but I'm nobody's doormat. If you're with me then that's great but, if you're against me, the word civil is not in my vocabulary.

[Mitchell]

Here comes the benefits scrounger :fist:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/08/article-0-1A7ED9B300000578-88_634x406.jpg

[Marsh.]

Here comes the benefits scrounger :fist:

:joker:

[Margarine.]

Here for me

[MB.]

dontcha mean pathetic?

http://i.imgur.com/nbAtC78.gif

lolpuns

[Ross.]

Yas Le Freak :love:

[Mitchell]

dontcha mean pathetic?
Yummy
Not here to turn on Poth :umm2:
Yummy
Mitchell and Morsh writing scat beastiality slashes since 2014.

Yummy

[Shaun]

not alex ignoring 'civil rights' because it's not in ha dictionary

#nickgriffinteas

[Liam-]

Here for me

Slay a bit :clap1:

[Cal.]

And finally...

CONZORS!

Hey! I'm Conor, I'm 21 and I live in London. In real life I'm just a regular guy. I work in management, I live in my own flat and life is sweet. On TiBB however my life is different. Starting 7 years ago I wormed my way into one of the most controversial times of the forum. I started out great, I had a great group of friends on here and I'd won Battle of the Sexes, taken part in loads of games and life as a 14 year old on here was great. A few years later when I was a contestant on TiBB Idol my career went downhill. My single release of Hallelujah was a flop and it sounded terrible. I became a cam ***** to hide the fact that I was a terrible singer, and showing my dick to complete strangers helped me a lot. I was a branded the TiBB Cam *****. I had a few flings with members on here. I then disappeared from the forum a little bit as I realised it was taking over my life. I returned here and there to post and stuff. In 2012 I made my comeback in Elimination. TiBB had a load of new members so I was practically one of them, and being a finalist in this really made me feel great. I was older, more mature, and had a better head. I disappeared again for a while to move and get on with my life in the real world. Earlier this year I was the runner up in TiBB Eurovision which I was very pleased about as I worked very hard on my entry and ever since then I have had a pleasant experience on this forum. I'm scared of everything, I can be quite blunt, and my body just doesn't tolerate hate or discrimination of any kind. It’s just stupidity. People might like me because I am blunt, I say rude words, I do swear, I don't beat around the bush. People might also hate me due to these reasons as well. I won’t have a game plan in the jungle, I will try my hardest to win, I will try my hardest to complete tasks that are given to me. I will try my hardest to be myself, and hopefully that’s something that will entertain people and draw people to me. I'll try and shine my light really bright so it can reach everyone. If that fails then I’m screwed really aren’t I? This is me, and it someone I'll always be.

[MB.]

Here for Jungle Starbucks

[MB.]

Not here so much for Conzors' thesis

[Mitchell]

And finally...

CONZORS!

Hey! I'm Conor, I'm 21 and I live in London. In real life I'm just a regular guy. I work in management, I live in my own flat and life is sweet. On TiBB however my life is different. Starting 7 years ago I wormed my way into one of the most controversial times of the forum. I started out great, I had a great group of friends on here and I'd won Battle of the Sexes, taken part in loads of games and life as a 14 year old on here was great. A few years later when I was a contestant on TiBB Idol my career went downhill. My single release of Hallelujah was a flop and it sounded terrible. I became a cam ***** to hide the fact that I was a terrible singer, and showing my dick to complete strangers helped me a lot. I was a branded the TiBB Cam *****. I had a few flings with members on here. I then disappeared from the forum a little bit as I realised it was taking over my life. I returned here and there to post and stuff. In 2012 I made my comeback in Elimination. TiBB had a load of new members so I was practically one of them, and being a finalist in this really made me feel great. I was older, more mature, and had a better head. I disappeared again for a while to move and get on with my life in the real world. Earlier this year I was the runner up in TiBB Eurovision which I was very pleased about as I worked very hard on my entry and ever since then I have had a pleasant experience on this forum. I'm scared of everything, I can be quite blunt, and my body just doesn't tolerate hate or discrimination of any kind. It’s just stupidity. People might like me because I am blunt, I say rude words, I do swear, I don't beat around the bush. People might also hate me due to these reasons as well. I won’t have a game plan in the jungle, I will try my hardest to win, I will try my hardest to complete tasks that are given to me. I will try my hardest to be myself, and hopefully that’s something that will entertain people and draw people to me. I'll try and shine my light really bright so it can reach everyone. If that fails then I’m screwed really aren’t I? This is me, and it someone I'll always be.

Don't you mean broken condomz

[Shaun]

jeez conor why don't you just provide footnotes and references with this intro

[Margarine.]

not alex ignoring 'civil rights' because it's not in ha dictionary

#nickgriffinteas

Not here for a Family Guy comparison

[Conzors]

Not here so much for Conzors' thesis

hahahahahahah!
you know me, im good at talking about myself ;)

it is long though i didnt realise how long it was!

[Nick.]

Here for Jungle Starbucks

Pfft, it's StarBugs, get it right. :wink:

(Queen Alison Hammond did that trial!)

[Ross.]

jeez conor why don't you just provide footnotes and references with this intro

:joker:

[Rob!]

Here to take Conzors back to his showing cock to strangers days :clap1:

[Cal.]

Would all camp mates please go to the camp immediately?

[Liam-]

Don't you mean broken condomz

:laugh2:

[Conzors]

Don't you mean broken condomz

dont be silly.
i dont use condoms!
:p

[Marsh.]

Conzors I'm not reading that. Do another ice bucket challenge whilst reading from it and then I'll love it. :lovedup:

[andybigbro]

jeez conor why don't you just provide footnotes and references with this intro

:laugh:

[T*]

The TiBB pop idol ruins lives, where as The T factor makes them http://digcool.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/d83dde4c.png

[Rob!]

Would all camp mates please go to the camp immediately?

http://i.minus.com/ibyNL7NTK58qB4.gif

[MB.]

The TiBB pop idol ruins lives, where as The T factor makes them http://digcool.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/d83dde4c.png

Thirsty

(which I also am because I'm staying in this thread for the free cocktails :clap1:)

[Mitchell]

dont be silly.
i dont use condoms!
:p

We can tell.

[Marsh.]

and had a better head.

:smug:

[Cal.]

Tom get out you desperate hoe.

[T*]

I simply have more to offer than these benefit scrounging Asda shoppers, where are my fellow celebs?

Zoe teas?

[Cal.]

What a first night and day in the virtual jungle! Tune in at 7pm for a special highlights show, swiftly followed by live jungle action when the camp-mates take part in their first round of the bush tucker trial tournament at 7.30pm!

[Cal.]

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Hello and welcome to the offical launch of I'm A TiBB Member...GET ME OUT OF HERE! Tonight, we'll be meeting our camp mates and watching them settle into their new homes, but what surprises await in store for them? One things for sure, these set of jungle campers are not going to get an easy ride over the next 14 days...

VO: Monopoly is the first TiBB Member to be introduced.

Now, shall we meet our first TiBB Member? It's...

MONOPOLY!

My name is Monopoly. Well I'm a good team player and will always try my hardest to win stars in the bushtucker trials for the camp if I get picked to do them. I'm not afraid to voice my opinions and to be heard, I will make sure that the stars are distributed evenly within the camp so it's fair on us all. If someone's not being fair when it comes to stars then I will call them out on it because everyone deserves to enjoy themselves in the game, not here for the tactics. I try my hardest to get on with people, however if they don't try in return then I won't be that bothered. My aim in the game is to just enjoy myself and meet some great people that I have and haven't interacted with on the forum before, so hopefully I'm entering a camp full of lovely people! Winning would be a bonus.

VO: Forum moderator andybigbro is next to be introduced.

Our next TiBB Member...

ANDYBIGBRO!

Hello, I'm Andrew and I'm 22 years old from bonny Scotland! I'm a very laid back person that tends to tries to see the best in everyone. I used to be very immature but as I grew up I realised that my immaturity was awful. I like that I tend to get on with everyone and take everyone at face value. What I would say I dislike about myself would be that I get easily offended, even if someone doesn't mean to offend me. I really have no idea how I will be perceived, I'm not sure what members think of me but I hope I can make them love me. My aim is to be entertaining and try my best at every trial. The game sounds really fun and it's really exciting to be part of the first series. I'm ready for what the jungle throws at me, I'm a tough wee cookie. Better yet I'm a strong piece of Scottish shortbread.

VO: 14 year old JoshBB is next...

It's...

JOSHBB!

My name is Josh, I'm fourteen and I live in Essex. For the majority of the day, I'll be in a pretty good mood and I lose track of the amount of times I laugh. I support a very liberal stance in terms of politics, which is probably a subject I most enjoy studying (though I'm not a big fan of research normally). One thing I really hate about myself is how much I care what others think of me, sometimes I get like, really insecure. I think the viewers will like me because I'm pretty down-to-earth, and maybe dislike me because I am fairly outspoken and won't let rude people get away with being nasty to anyone.

VO: And he's quickly followed by new member LiamPRW.

Here's...

LIAMPRW!

I’m Liam. I'm not all that different from everybody else in the world, I moan, I bitch, I laugh, I argue, but I do it all with a smile on my face. In my group of friends I was always known as the brutally honest one, if you asked me a question, you'd get an honest answer, if your ass did look big in something, then I'd tell you your ass looked big, people learned not to ask my honest opinion of something if they didn't want the answer, it took them a while, but they got there in the end. I'm fully aware that I come off as a bit abrasive when people first meet or talk to me, but that's because What are the viewer’s going to hate about me? I can be quite annoying at times, but I just go with it, if you live your life afraid of what people might think of you then you're never going to get anywhere and you'll never be truly happy. What will they love about me? Well, I'm not scared to say what everyone else is thinking, if someone is being a bitch, I'll tell them they're a bitch, if someone is getting emotional or messy over something trivial or stupid, I'll tell them to get their **** together and stop wasting everyone's time. Having to be around me, I could either be your best friend, or your worst enemy, that's their choice, but once we're friends, don't cross me, because you won't like the outcome. Am I ready to meet my camp mates? I am, but are they ready for me? We'll have to wait and see.

VO: LuckyTheBadger is the next to enter.

Let's meet...

LUCKYTHEBADGER!

Hi, I’m Nick. I'm doing this as Cal begged but I guess I'll try and enjoy it and make some friends.

VO: And MB is not too far off!

What about...

MB!

(Frenchy mode) HAI BITCHES (/Frenchy mode), I'm MB, serial forum username changer and all round general loveable rogue (lawl). I might make a good camp mate, I might not. I don't know. You'll probably love me at the beginning and then you'll grow to hate me, likely because you're not ready for my jungle jelly. In the game, I'm going to be playing as if it's every man/weave for themselves to get rewards and my hands on that beaut prize. After all, there's no I in team, but there is a 'me' If you spell the word wrong. So get your umbrellas out, forget Hurricane Toya and prepare for Light Drizzle MB, (Frenchy Mode) bai bitches (/Frenchy mode)

Long-standing member RobInnes is next.

It's...

ROBINNES!

Hi, I’m RobInnes! My time on the BB forum is quite simple really. I litter my posts with sarcasm, dryness and cynicism. I don't do bull****. Don't throw a conspiracy theory about if you can't back it up with anything. Having said that... I like to be funny. My main aim in the jungle will be to make the others laugh. It's how I deal with everything in life - don't be too serious and too far up your own arse because I won't be taking you seriously in the slightest. Work as a team. Don't sign up for **** you can't handle. That's as mean as I'll get. Honestly. until somebody gets arrogant. That's a different ball park altogether.

VO: And In Cold Blood host Shaun follows him!

Let's meet...

SHAUN!

My name is Shaun. I guess my greatest strengths are my sense of humour, my ability to run stuff on here's taught me what to expect from a lot of TiBB games, and I'm a pretty hard worker when there's a competition involved. What might make me unpopular in this game though is my sense of superiority and lack of patience... but I hope I can make up for that with some lovely putdowns of the other players and a dazzling smile x I aim to win every challenge I can, and to bag me a man. Y'all better bring it.



VO: Controversial forum member Mash is next.

And...

MARSH!

I’m not argumentative! :hehe: I'm Marsh! I’ve been snatching weaves since 2008. Bitches better watch out when I’m about! I'm argumentative and all kinds of phobic, apparently. My strengths lie in sniffing out bullsh*t and eliminating the competition. My weaknesses is getting involved in spat but they really are not my fault. Vote me to win please!!!



VO: And then Pothuthic!

Next it's...

POTHUTHIC!

I'm Mitchell and I'm 18, I'm a huge celebrity and TV fan, although it is very close to stalking rather than fandom! I used to run games on DS, but I've taken a step back recently, I like my sense of humour, I don't think I'm funny, but the stuff I find funny I couldn't live without! I dislike the fact I'm unemployed, but that will change! (With hope.)I think viewers might like the fact that I try and get on with everyone unless they turn on me, but on the other hand I am very quick to bitch back, so they might dislike me for that exact reason, I'm slightly scared that I will fade into the background as I know there are so many well-known characters wanting to do the series, but I'll try and be entertaining. I’m going to be camp, I'm going to eat Kangaroo cock as I can't be picky when someone asks me to eat a cock and I'm going to party, I apologise in advance!

VO: Another new member, Le Freak, enters next.

Also...

LE FREAK!

I'm Alex (also known as Le Freak) and I'm 20 years of age. I work as a barista at a coffee shop but besides from that, I live a pretty boringly average life. However, that's not to say I'm a boring person. I'm fiercely defensive and protective of my friends and I absolutely don't indulge myself in wasting any of my time on those who don't deserve it. It's all too easy to play up to a persona, we all do it for various reasons, but when the persona overtakes you then that's where we'll have a problem. I'm very much someone who'll put others before myself: but I'm nobody's doormat. If you're with me then that's great but, if you're against me, the word civil is not in my vocabulary.

VO: And the line-up is made complete when Conzors enters the jungle.

And finally...

CONZORS!

Hey! I'm Conor, I'm 21 and I live in London. In real life I'm just a regular guy. I work in management, I live in my own flat and life is sweet. On TiBB however my life is different. Starting 7 years ago I wormed my way into one of the most controversial times of the forum. I started out great, I had a great group of friends on here and I'd won Battle of the Sexes, taken part in loads of games and life as a 14 year old on here was great. A few years later when I was a contestant on TiBB Idol my career went downhill. My single release of Hallelujah was a flop and it sounded terrible. I became a cam ***** to hide the fact that I was a terrible singer, and showing my dick to complete strangers helped me a lot. I was a branded the TiBB Cam *****. I had a few flings with members on here. I then disappeared from the forum a little bit as I realised it was taking over my life. I returned here and there to post and stuff. In 2012 I made my comeback in Elimination. TiBB had a load of new members so I was practically one of them, and being a finalist in this really made me feel great. I was older, more mature, and had a better head. I disappeared again for a while to move and get on with my life in the real world. Earlier this year I was the runner up in TiBB Eurovision which I was very pleased about as I worked very hard on my entry and ever since then I have had a pleasant experience on this forum. I'm scared of everything, I can be quite blunt, and my body just doesn't tolerate hate or discrimination of any kind. It’s just stupidity. People might like me because I am blunt, I say rude words, I do swear, I don't beat around the bush. People might also hate me due to these reasons as well. I won’t have a game plan in the jungle, I will try my hardest to win, I will try my hardest to complete tasks that are given to me. I will try my hardest to be myself, and hopefully that’s something that will entertain people and draw people to me. I'll try and shine my light really bright so it can reach everyone. If that fails then I’m screwed really aren’t I? This is me, and it someone I'll always be.

VO: The camp mates are called to the camp.

Would all camp mates please go to the camp immediately?

VO: The camp mates learn they have been split up into 3 individual camps.

Camp mates, you were introduced in an order. That order was decided by an online randomizer, and it holds some significance...

Monopoly, andybigbro, JoshBB and LiamPRW, you were the first four to enter, therefore you make up...

CAMP CROC-CREEK

LuckyTheBadger, MB, RobInnes and Shaun, you were the next four to enter, therefore you make up...

CAMP CAMEL COVE

And Marsh, Pothuthic, Le Freak and Conzors, you were the last four to enter, therefore you make up...

CAMP COYOTE CAVE

Although you will stay in this thread as one camp, each individual camp (Camp Croc Creek, Camp Camel Cove and Camp Coyote Cave) will be competing against the other camps in a set of compulsory bush tucker trials set over the next few days. Each bush tucker trial will earn each camp a set of stars (the winner will receive 10 stars, the runner-up will receive 5 stars and the third place camp will receive 3 stars). The camp who has the least stars at the end of the bush tucker trial tournament in a few days time will face the first public vote, and one member of that camp will be voted off by the public the following day.

VO: Shaun gets to enjoying jungle life straight away.

*begins carving shrines dedicated to Frenchy and Leslie in our trees*

VO: RobInnes and Pothuthic discover that the jungle is not what they expected.

Awww I want a trial tonight :(

Omg we're not even in BB with champers D:

What's for dinner

VO: Lucky tells Monopoly that he left somewhere because he had to speak to JackF.

I had to speak to JackF.

Hew

VO: Liam plans a secret late night rendezvous with another camp mate.

Meet me behind the dunny past watershed bbe xo

VO: The talk turns to Jedward's new appearance.

Without the quiffs they actually look.....alright.

Plus they finally appear to have hit puberty so..

Do you need a lie down hun

VO: Liam hits the shower.



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VO: Marsh and Andy admire the OP of the camp.

Looks great!

That OP is beautiful.

VO: Lucky gives his camp mates something to think about.

What's not to say that Monopoly is actually Toya, Josh is actually Niall Horan or Poth is Jo Butler.

VO: Shaun makes a startling confession.

I need a medic, I've just been stung by something oozing out of Rob's bag

VO: Monopoly feels popular.

All the friend requests I'm getting :lovedup:

VO: The camp takes advantage of the past watershed time.

Time to get nekkid x

https://31.media.tumblr.com/fd721a849c85b73fc99848e172123aef/tumblr_inline_n98nlxdeEP1qc7g7w.gif

Camp Coyote Cove clinging on for dear life as they experience seismic activity coming from the Cameltoes' sexploits

-dances around as a cowboy-

Oh Poth, you've got a friend in me.

VO: Shaun reveals something to the camp.

http://i.imgur.com/ibyxd6h.png

http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140610/1000/classic_daily_life_moments_captured_in_gifs_11.gif

http://i.imgur.com/u4B0cxC.png

http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/24/Britney-Spears-March-Music-Madness-Really-Um-Cool.gif

http://i.imgur.com/H2xTbUg.png

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmyx3vdUmK1qhs96ko1_500.gif

VO: The camp comment on the absence of two of their camp mates.

Conzors giving Pav teas

Where the **** is Josh? did he even make it out of the plane?

Who dat

I did see a big splash in the pacific as we landed in the parachutes but i thought that might've just been Tom Daley getting some promo

It was probably just Morshleene on impact

VO: Liam begins pandering to the rest of the camp.

I'd just like to make everyone aware that Croc-creek is one member down.. please go easy on us.

VO: The camp discover the function of the bush telegraph.

Is there a diary room or something? I wanna bitch about the hoes

Yes pls

Bush Telegraph tbh

The bush telegraph is my PM box xoxo

VO: And Rob heads right for it

Yo.

Ok, so so far everyone seems cool - even the invisible ones. I too would like some drama though...everyone's more fun when tense, right?
My worry is when the men start realising how attractive I am that they start fighting with each other. Like fighting topless. With their chests glistening from the Australian heat. Wrestling each other to the ground for my affections. That would be seriously disconcerting.

VO: After his visit to the bush telegraph, Rob gives the camp something to think about.

"If my parents made love two minutes after would it still be me being born?"


Mind....blown...

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/IAC_3_Nicola_Mclean_trial5_431x300.gif

VO: A small spat kicks off between Andy and Le Freak.

Omg you actually said something I agree with.

That could be construed as being quite rude tbh :smug:

Sorry I'll just infraction myself :hehe:

Infractions should only be given out to people in the wrong tbh, so if you deem yourself worthy of that then go for it hun x :nono::hehe:

It was a joke freak :hehe:

Hope you know I also wasn't being serious :joker:

If I'm going to go hunting for drama it's not going to be with someone who can ban me as revenge :hehe:

VO: Pothuthic makes a revelation, which is surprisingly political.

Mb for president

VO: Monopoly returns after his visit to the shower

This thread has relevance again because I'm back

http://media.tumblr.com/12de25fe10472ad0eb793e39e31eb54d/tumblr_inline_n0neswHnrj1qexfme.gif

Didn't realise you'd gone tbf

Light Drizzle MB living up to its name

VO: The camp discuss who may win the series.

Monopoly is probably going to win though lezbi honest.

VO: Conzors contemplates the struggles of life.

I would get a six pack and go to the gym but then i remember i actually like cheesecake. Lots of it.

VO: Josh's late arrival causes a stir.

@ u all

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlgesj4g71r2hybuo1_500.gif

Hello Josh :D

That's nice http://i.imgur.com/NMyq8Uz.png

Bedtime soon x

So you finally join us.. You were lucky enough to get into the best camp, croc-creek, welcome :D

VO: And MB heads off to bed.

Let's get back to posting JoJo songs rather than the thought of Morsh naked, shall we?

Night, I'll be in my private lakeside villa if anyone wants me during the night (hai Rob)

Wow your camp sounds very different

You know it :smug:

http://www.miraclepropertyphuket.com/img/img_lakesidevilla.jpg

It's a bit modest but it'll do for tonight

http://uploadir.com/u/4gq5czn6

VO: Rob voices an observation.

Tbh I can't see much drama occuring. We all seem to have similar senses of humour and all have filthy minds. Bodes well. :joker:

VO: And earlier today, Monopoly did some laundry by the creek, much to the delight of Le Freak!

Just doing a bit of laundry
http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/kim_woodburn_2009_11_24.jpg

That bikini bod is stunning

[Headie]

Where's the dramz tho

*tunes out*

[Marsh.]

All the 18+ content edited.

[Mitchell]

How perfect

IAC uncut tbh

[Marsh.]

Not me only getting two reaction shots!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t9B6lTZkwTc/USjghNZZA2I/AAAAAAAABY0/hnmymVfxrOk/s320/Hyacinth_Bucket.jpg

[Ross.]

Yas at my flawless edit :clap1:

[MB.]

I'm the star of the show tbh

[Liam-]

Not here for being used for my body.

[Rob!]

:clap1: at me being camp narrator in the telegraph.

[reece(:]

http://i.minus.com/ir1MfqYr6ef61.gif

[Liam-]

http://i.minus.com/inPWsSbH923ah.gif

That was tame, the best stuff was edited out.

[Cal.]

Is there drama on the horizon in the camp?

[Cal.]

Arguments in the camp, oops.

It appears to be Le Freak vs. Liam, Le Freak vs. Lucky, Le Freak vs. Pothuthic

[Pete.]

Arguments in the camp, oops.

It appears to be Le Freak vs. Liam, Le Freak vs. Lucky, Le Freak vs. Pothuthic
LeFreak providing :clap1:

[T*]

Arguments in the camp, oops.

It appears to be Le Freak vs. Liam, Le Freak vs. Lucky, Le Freak vs. Pothuthic

What a totally effective way of getting your campmates to like you, 10/10 would recommend.

[Margarine.]

What a totally effective way of getting your campmates to like you, 10/10 would recommend.

Secret task hoe x

[JoshBB]

ooooooh spilling that tea freak

[Liam-]

ooooooh spilling that tea freak

Get yourself in the camp! :fist:

[T*]

Secret task hoe x

Secret tasks for only one camp/team? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky86p8OSl1qb8q4h.gif

[Cal.]

Secret tasks for only one camp/team? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky86p8OSl1qb8q4h.gif

It was a random draw, and there will be chances for all teams to earn extra points.

[T*]

It was a random draw, and there will be chances for all teams to earn extra points.

Ah, Okay, that's cool :) http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li80mgIIn41qb8q4h.gif

[Amy Jade]

Where's the drama?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2815822_o.gif

[Cal.]

I can never tell whether these lot are arguing, they just seem to snipe at each other constantly:worry:

[Pete.]

The dramz is glorious

[Cal.]

The highlights at 7 is full of last night's drama too.

[Cal.]

Hello and welcome to Day 3 of I'm A TiBB Member...GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

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Now, shall we take a look back at yesterday?

VO: RobInnes visits the bush telegraph.

So, the simple fact of the matter is that regardless of the bollockings we're getting for filth and such, I haven't laughed so hard and so frequently for ages. Some of this lot are absolutely hysterical - everybody's sense of humour really goes together and we just piss about. I'm intrigued to see what the trial is going to bring and you know, hopefully it might bring out a different side to people - I hope so, because at the end of the day, we're here to be challenged.

VO: The camp mates begin speculating over the impending bush tucker trial.

If the trial is a graphic/arty thing then... :worry:

I'll be so screwed if it is :hmph:

I'm screwed if it's arty :laugh:

Us being the only ones in our camp tonight if Josh doesn't arrive oop:worry:

Doubt the trial will be arty tbh.

VO: But thinks take a different turn...

Who are you again

I'm being serious I don't know who he is

Secret alliance with Mitchell though so I might jump in on it

Me and Nick don't have a secret alliance, although we are in a friendship group together from another site (along with one other campmate ;))

Spill

We want a name http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

They wouldn't want me to spill ;)

VO: Pothuthic questions the whereabouts of a camp mate, with the others quick to begin voicing their theories.

I wonder what JoshBB is up to

His hammock's making an awful noise. :hehe:

(Rob must be in there)

VO: Le Freak is called to the bush telegraph.

Hello,

You have been selected from a random generator for this series' first secret mission. And that mission, should you choose to accept it and pass without being suspected, will earn you and your camp an extra 3 stars in the bush tucker trial tournament, therefore improving the odds on you winning the tournament and not facing the first public vote.

You must start 3 separate arguments with your fellow camp mates over the next hour and a half. (You mission will end at 8pm). These arguments must be with different people and cannot involve the same subject (For example say you start an argument with X, and then Y steps in to defend X, you cannot count that as a separate argument).

Good luck!

VO: And after learning of his secret mission, heads back down to the camp.

hello alex i admire your choice of shoes today

Thanks hun I used Lucky's bed sheets to make them since he won't be here past first eviction :smug:

On a scale of 0 - Denise Welch, how pissed will you be when you're evicted first before someone who was made to play?

Did you mean to send this to me or yourself hun x

I'd rather lose my dignity and poo in my hands and clap.

That's cute, don't make empty threats x

Nah, but you should really should return that comeback to the 10 year old you stole it from :hehe:

Then don't try and provoke one.

Nick, are you excited for the new series of The Apprentice?

I am indeed, hopefully it'll be worth the wait, still waiting for a launch date. Last series had a nice range of candidates, hopefully this series will be as good.

- Conversation right here.

Here for Lucky and Alex's feud tbh

The desperation for HLs :worry:

Fake bitches don't win popularity contests xo

VO: After the row, the camp mates manage to settle their differences and gather for the first bush tucker trial.

Camp Croc-Creek, Camp Camel-Cove and Camp Coyote-Cave. Your first bush tucker trial in this tournament is simple: Find the Ladybirds. I have a hidden a series of lady bird pictures around the forum, and your task is this...to find them, screenshot them and PM me the screenshot to prove you have found the ladybird. Whoever finds the ladybird first will receive the point, and the camp with the most points will win the bush tucker trial. Any person from any camp can win the point, you are all searching for lady birds and are just trying to screenshot them and send them to me before other people from other teams...but beware, some are very hard to find!

The task will end at 8.32pm. Good luck camp mates!

VO: After 15 minutes, the bush tucker trial ends and the results are revealed.

STOP!

They have all been found, there was 14 in total. That ended quicker than I thought, but there's still some more stuff to be revealed tonight!

Camp Coyote Cave and Camp Camel Cove, you each tied with 6 lady birds each. Camp Croc Creek, you found 2 lady birds between you.

However, earlier today one TiBB Member was given a secret mission by being chosen from the list of players from an online randomizer. They were told that if they successfully managed to argue with 3 TiBB Members, that they would be awarded with an extra 3 stars for their camp.

VO: The camp mates begin to discover Le Freak's secret mission.

Which camp is Le Freak?

Le Freak's bitterness coming in handy for a change :hmph:

That TiBB Member was Le Freak, and he passed his secret mission, meaning Camp Coyote Cave, you have got 9 points and are therefore the winners of the first bush tucker trial. You now have 7 stars on the leader board. Camp Camel Cove, you came second with 6 points and now have 5 stars on the leader board. Camp Croc Creek, you came last with 2 points and now have 3 stars on the leader board.

I didn't even ask for a secret mission :bawling:

Sorry if I upset/irritated/offended anyone. It says more about me than yourselves that you thought I was genuine :hehe:

I will try and get to know you all I promise, it was about tactics and I went for people I thought would help me pass the task

VO: Round One of the bush tucker trial tournament has been completed!

Leaderboard:

Camp Croc-Creek - 3 stars
Camp Camel-Cove - 5 stars
Camp Coyote Cave - 7 stars

Do not forget, with two more bush tucker trials to go, it's still any camp's game!

The second round of the bush tucker trial tournament will take place tomorrow at 7.30 pm again, and just a warning to those repeated offenders who have a habit of not turning up, there will be consequences.

(I do apologize about the shortness of tasks and not much going on, when I planned it I wasn't planning on people being largely available because it was a September!)

VO: Marsh visits the bush telegraph.

It's getting very tiring living in the vicinity of so many slutty tramps.

I wouldn't mind Rob Bins obsession with wood if he'd use it to start a goddamn fire.

I feel as though I may as well be here on my own.

VO: Following his absence from the bush tucker trial, Conzors arrives from being lost in the jungle with an apology.

Sorry ive been at work all evening! Had a last minute call in!
I'll catch up now but I'm still here! Xx

VO: MB visits the bush telegraph.

I just wanted to get it off my chest that I absolutely detest everyone. Morsh's bodily odors are giving me Dawn teas, Pothuthic talks about faeces too much and the rest are too irrelvant for me to discuss. Good thing nobody else is going to hear this though.

#CamelToe4Lyfe

VO; Talk returns to JoshBB, until he shows up...

Who cares Josh is not here, it means we can all stay a bit longer x

*jumps up and down* IM ****IN HERE YANO GUYS!

I'm not signing any autographs right now sorry

Get out.

You moaned before I got here and you're doing it again now?!



I didn't think trials nd sht would start til tomorrow, but I'm here now. I was also busy yesterday.

i now want coffee.



eff off u, or we'll have to start off the first big drama of the series :omg::hehe:

Get out x

No one wants to start the first argument but after that's happened we'll be kicking off all the time BB15 style

It's only day 2, there's nothing to argue over yet.. apart from your obsession with insulting weaves, but that's just a little thing.. like Whorsh's genitalia.

No-one has pissed me off yet, there will be drama, the time will come for bitches to be scalped.

Simmer down bitch tits :nono:

VO: In the middle of the argument, andybigbro returns from having a shower.

Hey I'm back! What have i missed?

VO: And JoshBB tells Liam he'll never win the game.

bitch you'll never win :laugh:

At least i show up hun :hehe:



The trial was tonight though..

What? I was told it was yesterday?

Messiest camp mate of all time?

Oh dear, why've you turned against me too then?

http://www.demeterclarc.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2014/09/LIBRA.gif

Clean up all of messy Josh...

Josh just so you know I will cut you in future x

let's all put the mess behind us and I will start afresh. :)

Tell us a bit about yourself Josh

im famous
http://i.imgur.com/ebnS6SE.gif

VO: A fan somehow breaks into the camp, starting another argument.

#Josh2Win

He's only just appeared! :worry:

Sam Evans teas

but I made my appearance noticed ;)

Correction.. we made your appearance noticed by wanting to scalp you, get carried sugartits :smug:

Still not relevant :hehe:

i have more gifs to beat yo ass with

http://i.imgur.com/i9nr92L.gif

A Flavor of Love gif how original you should be an icon x

http://media.giphy.com/media/9tqUBfcgiL0k0/giphy.gif

This thread getting so messy

We wanted Josh to come back so we weren't a man down anymore, but he seems to have his drama hat on :laugh:

That's fitting I suppose since you go round and round in circles x

No-one is going to chase my tail, so somebodies gotta do it.

that's because nobody wants u :cheer2:

I can't fault you on the fact that you know you have to cling to me to stay relevant x

You do realise that you're the one that jumped into this right? js :laugh:

With me involved it become a point of interest, before it was just you speaking to each other with gifs instead of words :smug:

It must have been a point of interest for someone with the relevance of the plastic at the end of a lace to jump into it.. don't worry, air-time will find it's way to you some day hun :clap1:

Don't get so hung up about my role in the highlights hun, you'll end up sounding bitter x

VO: However, Marsh and Shaun choose to stay out of it.

We should all have our own individual emoticon.

:marsh: https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-1/p48x48/1459150_10152095049811469_968690015_n.jpg?oh=83165 4dd7df38af1f86cbcd05aad6193&oe=54CBE8FF&__gda__=1422331944_d67b6162ae6806e0f5a25238aaa8759 3

:monopoly: http://fotpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/cry7.gif
:liamprw: http://www.photobomb.com/sites/default/files/styles/pin_tmb_1/public/field/image/kate-upton-sex-video.jpg?itok=7WW0lqvM
:robinnes: http://i.imgur.com/5Zb9jLs.gif
:conzors: http://i5.ifrm.com/15136/52/emo/dercy.gif
:shaun: http://thepopzone.net/public/style_emoticons/default/xtina2.gif
:MB: http://lanaboards.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sass.gif
:joshbb: http://www.favreau.info/movies/images/missing.png

VO: Pothuthic visits the bush telegraph.

I'm loving Nick, the thing is with him, he's not a prominent figure, but when he does chip in he is utterly hilarious

Loving Rob too, he has an abasing sense of humour

Le Freak is a sass bucket, he's great

Luke (MB) is another that's providing lots of humour

I'd like to see more of Josh, he seems a funny guy, maybe a bit out shadowed by the big personalities

Monopoly is fab u lous

VO: Shaun comes in to the bush telegraph after him.

Hello

I have come to talk about my day in camp

Well firstly I came home to around ten pages of Disney gifs so that was fascinating - too fascinating really, in that I ignored the thread until the task started.

And then the task happened and that's all self-explanatory, the new one tomorrow will be a bit more competitive I think because I'm always a sore loser ask Hayden

As for the camp... tbh the only ones that stand out are Marsh, MB, Monopoly and Conzors? Andy's a mod too so I guess he can't exactly go wild in the game. Everyone else sort-of blends into the same fake-drama (although tbf with Alex he had to as part of a task ) and it's quite repetitive and boring. I need personalities in here please.

Oh and can the great British public please vote out Pothuthic because I'm not here for that

VO: LiamPRW is the final camp mate to visit the bush telegraph for the evening.

Day two in the jungle and we all seem to be getting along quite well.
There are a few people i get on with more than the rest, Monopoly, MB and Whorsh for example, they're good guys.
The only source of problems i can see forming problems in camp is Le Freak, he's such a bitch, i know he had that secret task and everything, but that ended and he's still being a bitch like wtf man, cut it out, we're here to have fun, not listen to your attitude problems.
But we'll see what happens, right now i can deal with it, in a couple of days time? I don't think I'll be as willing to bite my tongue.

VO: Whilst washing the dishes whilst everybody else is in bed, Monopoly and Lucky share a few quiet words.

Well at least the thread isn't full of filth tonight :smug:

I guess that's one positive thing from today!

[Margarine.]

Oh well you can't approve on perfection x

[Marsh.]

Liam, MB and Josh's emoticon's not working. :hehe: Story of their life.

[MB.]

Liam, MB and Josh's emoticon's not working. :hehe: Story of their life.

Not working... like your hip? :smug:

[Marsh.]

I can't believe Queen Doubtfire didn't make the highlights. :inamood:

[Ross.]

Another flawless highlight show :love:

[Mitchell]

Robbing me of airtime

[Pete.]

Thanks for these Cal it means I don't have to wade through the teenage 'humour'

http://i.imgur.com/ebnS6SE.gif

[Marsh.]

Listen to Britney first, kill a few braincells then you can enjoy it....

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140812081554/koror-blog-org/images/4/4a/Sass.gif

[MB.]

Thanks for these Cal it means I don't have to wade through the teenage 'humour'

http://i.imgur.com/ebnS6SE.gif

Someone's application was denied

[Cal.]

So Camp Croc-Creek are in the lead with 13 stars and Camp Camel Cove and Camp Coyote Cave are in joint-second with 10 stars each, what will happen in the final round of the bush tucker trial tournament? Tune in, at 7.30pm tomorrow!

[Pete.]

Someone's application was denied
I never applied

[MB.]

So Camp Croc-Creek are in the lead with 13 stars and Camp Camel Cove and Camp Coyote Cave are in joint-second with 10 stars each, what will happen in the final round of the bush tucker trial tournament? Tune in, at 7.30pm tomorrow!

There'll be a re-count of the trial and we'll win ofc, that's what

[Marsh.]

I never applied

Unemployed loser teas

[Mitchell]

Here for me being in the highlights

[T*]

Review of the show so far:
Well, I think this is going amazing so far, I'm enjoying reading it and Cal's doing a great job! :love:
I've taken a look through the thread again and got some favourites, I think they're going to succeed greatly in the game. Good luck to them! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lktas9fNlk1qb8q4h.gif

But, theres always got to be a downside, and I feel like some of the campers need to have some respect for the viewers, and hell, even their fellow campers. The drama and the conflicts are literally piling on and happening every night; and it's getting quite boring and annoying. Not to mention the greetings you get if you're a viewer and just replying to something. It's quite ****ty getting insulted and targeted, the campers that do that sort of thing are making the wrong move and their strategy is bound to fail, so hey, it'll be fun to see them crumble! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdvw9wogx1qb8q4h.gif

[Margarine.]

Review of the show so far:
Well, I think this is going amazing so far, I'm enjoying reading it and Cal's doing a great job! :love:
I've taken a look through the thread again and got some favourites, I think they're going to succeed greatly in the game. Good luck to them! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lktas9fNlk1qb8q4h.gif

But, theres always got to be a downside, and I feel like some of the campers need to have some respect for the viewers, and hell, even their fellow campers. The drama and the conflicts are literally piling on and happening every night; and it's getting quite boring and annoying. Not to mention the greetings you get if you're a viewer and just replying to something. It's quite ****ty getting insulted and targeted, the campers that do that sort of thing are making the wrong move and their strategy is bound to fail, so hey, it'll be fun to see them crumble! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdvw9wogx1qb8q4h.gif

Shade hun x

[Marsh.]

私のマフの匂いを嗅ぐ

[T*]

Shouldn't you two be back in camp, not trying to gather outside info?

[T*]

Shade hun x

I said no names, are you feeling guilty about something? X

[Marsh.]

It's hard when the outside info keeps creeping in the bushes. http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

[Margarine.]

I said no names, are you feeling guilty about something? X

You're such a pressed hoe x

Say something about Japan or T Factor hun x

[T*]

You're such a pressed hoe x

Say something about Japan or T Factor hun x

Why don't you say something other than hun for once? x

[Marsh.]

Why don't you say something over than hun for once? x

Cockney teas

[T*]

It's hard when the outside info keeps creeping in the bushes. http://s21.postimg.org/jhig1agvn/image.jpg

You are such a hypocrite, you posted during Elimination, So you're moaning about something that you were doing :shrug:

[Margarine.]

Why don't you say something over than hun for once? x

Darling x

[Ross.]

Name ya favs Tom http://i.imgur.com/IWtRkQk.gif

[Marsh.]

You are such a hypocrite, you posted during Elimination, So you're moaning about something that you were doing :shrug:

I've not moaned about it. I'm responding to you moaning about camp members posting in the studio. :joker: We can't avoid outside when the outside comes in. :smug:

hun

[Liam-]

Name ya favs Tom http://i.imgur.com/IWtRkQk.gif

[2]

[T*]

Name ya favs Tom http://i.imgur.com/IWtRkQk.gif

No, because I don't want to make anyone change their game or get cocky.

[T*]

I've not moaned about it. I'm responding to you moaning about camp members posting in the studio. :joker: We can't avoid outside when the outside comes in. :smug:

hun

How was I moaning, and even if I was, wouldn't that be a taste of your own medicine?

[Marsh.]

How was I moaning, and even if I was, wouldn't that be a taste of your own medicine?

I didn't moan in the Elimination thread. :smug:

[T*]

I didn't moan in the Elimination thread. :smug:

I was talking about when you all say 'ew get out', it's just rude.

[Marsh.]

I was talking about when you all say 'ew get out', it's just rude.

I haven't said that hun. :smug: Don't tell lies. It's naughty.

[Liam-]

I was talking about when you all say 'ew get out', it's just rude.

you're always welcome in Croc-Creek!

[T*]

I haven't said that hun. :smug: Don't tell lies. It's naughty.

But you have x

[Margarine.]

Camp mates V Tom here for it

[Marsh.]

But you have x

Show me....http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

[Marsh.]

you're always welcome in Croc-Creek!

Jimmy Saville teas

[MB.]

Hint: the best way to get people to sign up for your game probably isn't by insulting the people you're asking to sign up

[Ross.]

you're always welcome in Croc-Creek!

I don't remember agreeing to this http://i.imgur.com/jiCG31T.png

[Margarine.]

Hint: the best way to get people to sign up for your game probably isn't by insulting the people you're asking to sign up

:hehe:

[T*]

I love how people are just assuming they're one of the people in the negative section of my opinion of the show so far, you've literally just proved yourself to be how I described you so idrc

[Ross.]

I love how people are just assuming they're one of the people in the negative section of my opinion of the show so far, you've literally just proved yourself to be how I described you so idrc

Spill http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

[Margarine.]

I love how people are just assuming they're one of the people in the negative section of my opinion of the show so far, you've literally just proved yourself to be how I described you so idrc

No assumptions from me since you told me straight up doll x

[Marsh.]

So Tom can't take a joke and I have the problem? :joker:

Still waiting for the receipts... I have now a beautiful vagina with pleasure, depth, elasticity and normal humidity.

[Mitchell]

I love all the viewing public

[Jarrod]

So much Drama.

[Mitchell]

So much Drama.

http://beckywicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_m9ln63X60d1ql0ydso1_400_large.gif

[MB.]

So much Drama.

-waits for Pete to ask where all the dramaz are-

[Cal.]

Where all the dramaz at y'all

[MB.]

Lazy host teas

[Marsh.]

No live feed and no highlights.

Flop teas

[Cal.]

I can only have 2 threads, I can't have a live feed:worry:

[Pete.]

No highlights? http://i.imgur.com/hHZvGwj.gif

[Cal.]

MONOPOLY

ANDYBIGBRO

JOSHBB

LIAMPRW

All face the public vote. To vote, please PM me the name of the camp mate YOU WANT TO SAVE before 6.30 pm tomorrow.

[Marsh.]

Can campers vote?