Are you poo shy?

[Marc]

Can you go when somebody is in the next cubicle? Or in the next room?

[Smithy]

i dont poo in cubicles bc public toilets are ****ing rank, idc if anyone is in the other room tho

[Shaun]

Only poo in a cubicle if no one else is in there (the whole room LOL, not the cubicle). Idc about who's at home :idc:

[Ninastar]

I hate pooing near others, even if they are on the next room. I'm always scared it will go like PPPFFFTTGTTTTTTT or something

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[MB.]

What even are your threads

[Marc]

Do you like them

[MB.]

Yes

[Jack.]

Never poo in a public toilet. I will only poo at home if there is only a few people. Never would I ever poo when there was a full house :laugh:

[CaudleHalbard]

I detest public lavs.

[Marc]

I'm usually alright in public cos you won't see them again but at work you come out and people know it was you who just sharted in the loo's :worry:

[Marsh.]

I never poo in public loos, the rims are rank.

But at home, I always have my noisiest sh*ts when everyone's in bed. :hehe: It echoes through the house. :worry:

[T*]

I hate pooing near others, even if they are on the next room. I'm always scared it will go like PPPFFFTTGTTTTTTT or something

I'm exactly the same!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:x

[arista]

Can you go when somebody is in the next cubicle? Or in the next room?




Marc you are a poo freak

[arista]

I detest public lavs.


what about the Washdown ones?

[arista]

I never poo in public loos, the rims are rank.

But at home, I always have my noisiest sh*ts when everyone's in bed. :hehe: It echoes through the house. :worry:


Put paper over that

[Vicky.]

Hate pooing in public loos but sometimes it has to be done (especially when you are heavily pregnant)

I put boatloads of loo roll down first if I really HAVE to go in public loos...so noone can hear :laugh:

[arista]

What even are your threads


anal

[MTVN]

Doesn't bother me where I go but it does bother me who's around, I am always very aware of the audible aspect of the process

[Marsh.]

Hate pooing in public loos but sometimes it has to be done (especially when you are heavily pregnant)

I put boatloads of loo roll down first if I really HAVE to go in public loos...so noone can hear :laugh:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Put paper over that

:nono: No, they are really awful, I even pee from like 3 steps away from the bowl so it's like playing a video game trying to aim.

The floors are always sticky too so I only go if desperate. :worry:

[Amy Jade]

I hate pooing anywhere but home or in a private bathroom in a hotel. The most frightening experience ever was the toilets at V Fest, I paid for VIP after one experience in the free portaloos.

[LukeB]

no or i cant go in anyones house

[MB.]

anal

Maybe later, Arista, I've eaten

[Marsh.]

I hate pooing anywhere but home or in a private bathroom in a hotel. The most frightening experience ever was the toilets at V Fest, I paid for VIP after one experience in the free portaloos.

Maybe later, Arista, I've eaten

:laugh2:

[Rob!]

If there's somebody nearby I have to cough when I plop. :worry:

[billy123]

Nah i will crap anywhere and everywhere.

[Stu]

I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I am. Even at home I put toilet paper in the bowl first so the poo doesn't splash. And I hate going in public but if I have to I put toilet paper on the seat then in the bowl again, then I don't even sit anyway. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I am. Even at home I put toilet paper in the bowl first so the poo doesn't splash. And I hate going in public but if I have to I put toilet paper on the seat then in the bowl again, then I don't even sit anyway. :laugh:

I hate hover sh*ts, my thighs are so unfit.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.

gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

[Marsh.]

gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

:laugh2:

[Rob!]

gross. I hate when in BB they talk about it so freely. "i've had a poo" when someone is in the toilet making some food. :yuk: I think i'm poo shy because of my mum, because even now she forbids anyone from going toilet when she's cooking or eating, sometimes she hates watching bb when she's eating cause they might talk about poo. And if you happen to go to the toilet even when she;s not eating but is in the house, she demands you open the toilet window, hallway window, front door too, then sprays some air freshner. So it's her fault i'm poo poo shy :bawling: My **** don't even stink.:bawling:

Omg get your mum on BB.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Omg get your mum on BB.

My mummy would slay. She is so over the top on things. Love it. :laugh:

[Heaven = Winner]

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[Marsh.]

https://i.imgflip.com/bekpr.gif

:laugh2: I love this gif.

I don't know why, I'm crying. :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:laugh2: I love this gif.

I don't know why, I'm crying. :joker:

Her boobies?

[Rob!]

https://i.imgflip.com/bekpr.gif

:laugh3:

Dee is the gif that just keeps on giving.

:amazed:

[Marsh.]

Her boobies?

If she slapped them in my face. :flutter:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

If she slapped them in my face. :flutter:

:yuk:

[Josy]

Not here for **** threads tbh

[Marsh.]

:yuk:

Don't diss the Duchess of Solihull.

[Marc]

I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.

:clap1:

[Marc]

Not here for **** threads tbh

Ihu

[Beastie]

If the turtle's head is popping out then it's going to pop out wherever you are.

[Ramsay]

i couldn't give a ****
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