Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 9PM Sun 24/8/14

[Scream]

stephanie trying to hard to make it seem like she couldn't give a **** about the convo

[Amy Jade]

Kellie looks like the love child of Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Anne Robinson today

[Marsh.]

Oh look menopause is getting another warning

:joker:

[Firewire]

kellie couldn't sound more sorry if she tried :umm2:

[Scream]

i don't think they showed the shower thing cause it was gary...it would be a little bit disrespectful i guess

[Shaun]

Oh look menopause is getting another warning

-would make a menopause / men 'on pause' joke but doesn't want to be perceived as transphobic :worry:-

[Ammi]

..I don't know how she's only been a female for a few months and she's already let herself go...

[Vanessa]

Gary! :joker::joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

-would make a menopause / men 'on pause' joke but doesn't want to be perceived as transphobic :worry:-

:D

[esoteric]

God why did David get so pissed. None of these idiots should ever consider a career in healthcare.
Imagine if a nurse stormed off and called her/his [elderly] patient a prick after 5 seconds of comments
Pathetic. And the others are all giggling and sniggering along. I wish someone caring was in there.

[Firewire]

..I don't know how she's only been a female for a few months and she's already let herself go...

http://i.imgur.com/nbAtC78.gif

[MB.]

Make the film CGI, Gary

[Livia]

..I don't know how she's only been a female for a few months and she's already let herself go...

LOL...

[Ammi]

...Of Mice and Men..one of my favourite books..:love:..

[Marsh.]

..I don't know how she's only been a female for a few months and she's already let herself go...

:joker::joker::joker:

[Margarine.]

Kelly Brook was in Piranha 3D as well. Gary needs to tell David he thought it was ****.

[Firewire]

i do not feel sorry for kellie one bit

[JoshBB]

-would make a menopause / men 'on pause' joke but doesn't want to be perceived as transphobic :worry:-

It wouldn't be perceived as transphobic, it is transphobic.

[Amy Jade]

...Of Mice and Men..one of my favourite books..:love:..

Poor Lenny :(

[Ross.]

..I don't know how she's only been a female for a few months and she's already let herself go...

Omg Ammi:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

Oh God she's off again.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

is frenchie dead?

[Vanessa]

Claire asks Gary if he was in the film Piranha. Gary says he was in the first eight minutes which was a relief when he saw the rest of the film :laugh3:

[Marsh.]

Did Leslie just say "He's mad at me"?

:eek:

[Livia]

...Of Mice and Men..one of my favourite books..:love:..

Great film... I love Mickey Mouse.

[Benjamin]

..I don't know how she's only been a female for a few months and she's already let herself go...

:laugh3:

[Shaun]

I don't want a lounging, "dying moments" Leslie :worry: go and call Frenchy a terrorist slut or something

[Kazanne]

Claire asks Gary if he was in the film Piranha. Gary says he was in the first eight minutes which was a relief when he saw the rest of the film :laugh3:

:joker: Did he get eaten:hehe:

[Margarine.]

Kellie channeling Anna Wintour.

[Ammi]

..'oh honey, I'm so forgiving..'...:laugh:...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh please david is gross

[Vanessa]

:joker: Did he get eaten:hehe:

Probably! :joker:

[Firewire]

leslie is hilarious :joker:

[Brother Leon]

...Of Mice and Men..one of my favourite books..:love:..

Likewise

We done it in English GCSE. Heartbreaking ending.

[Benjamin]

Oh god this ep is all about menopause moaning :bored:

[Marsh.]

:joker: Did he get eaten:hehe:

No, that was Franchy in her film.

[JoshBB]

Leslie got a tad overexcited :laugh:

[Livia]

It wouldn't be perceived as transphobic, it is transphobic.

Josh, weren't you the one a few days ago saying how awful it must be for everyone having to repeat themselves all the time because Gary is hard of hearing? What term would you place on that comment?

[Marsh.]

"There's a very nasty streak to Leslie"

Claire "Got you girl"

Shut up! :fist:

[Ammi]

Poor Lenny :(

..Lenny..:sad:...

[Amy Jade]

:joker: Did he get eaten:hehe:

Yeah, a piranha chewed it's way out of a dead cows bum and ate him.

[Kazanne]

No, that was Franchy in her film.

Marsh:shocked: you get naughtier by the day:smug:

[Vanessa]

Keep Kellie. Team Gary needs more members! :dance:

[Amy Jade]

This episode is dull, hardly seen Frenchy :nono:

[hijaxers]

Why does Dee sound so out of breath while talking!

I think shes asthmatic

[Shaun]

It wouldn't be perceived as transphobic, it is transphobic.

go outside

[JoshBB]

Josh, weren't you the one a few days ago saying how awful it must be for everyone having to repeat themselves all the time because Gary is hard of hearing? What term would you place on that comment?

It would be a bit annoying, but it's just one of those things and they should try and help him. The term I would use is truth.

[MB.]

No, that was Franchy in her film.

Gina's Filthy Hos #4 shade?

[Ammi]

Likewise

We done it in English GCSE. Heartbreaking ending.

..did you watch the movie..?... John Malkovich and Gary Sinise were perfectly cast as Lennie and George...

[JoshBB]

go outside

Sorry but I'm not going to just let people discriminate.

[CaudleHalbard]

I think shes asthmatic
She smokes too much and is obese.

A dangerous combination, healthwise.

[Margarine.]

This episode is dull, hardly seen Frenchy :nono:

C5 worried she would overshadow Kellie's latest depression.

[Livia]

It would be a bit annoying, but it's just one of those things and they should try and help him. The term I would use is truth.

I see... so you're only really PC when it suits you. Got it now...

[Kazanne]

Yeah, a piranha chewed it's way out of a dead cows bum and ate him.

:shocked:only Gary could get eaten by a ****ty piranha:laugh:

[Ross.]

This episode is dull, hardly seen Frenchy :nono:

They're shading her for David :umm2:

[Firewire]

not livia clocking

[hijaxers]

I think you misunderstood Reece. Stephanie is a germ.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

..did you watch the movie..?... John Malkovich and Gary Sinise were perfectly cast as Lennie and George...

Yeah, we watched it in Class after we finished the book. Great movie too.

[Shaun]

Sorry but I'm not going to just let people discriminate.

You're not going to "let people" do anything. You're nobody.

[Amy Jade]

Gina's Filthy Hos #4 shade?

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/BB_Gina_1-460x258.jpg

[Ross.]

You're not going to "let people" do anything. You're nobody.

Shaun spilling that truth tea

[Firewire]

You're not going to "let people" do anything. You're nobody.

http://i.imgur.com/nbAtC78.gif

[Amy Jade]

You're not going to "let people" do anything. You're nobody.

He's not a nobody.

[Firewire]

oh montages are back

[Marsh.]

Claire showing up her limited acting range. :idc:

[Amy Jade]

Oh god Claire :(

[MB.]

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/BB_Gina_1-460x258.jpg

Frenchy's actually been in it, as well D:

And I'd know, I've seen it :creep:

[Benjamin]

what is this :umm2:

[Livia]

That whirring sound is Shakespeare spinning in his grave.

[Johnnyuk123]

Claire showing up her limited acting range. :idc:

:joker::joker::thumbs:

[Ross.]

Claire what are you doing gurl :umm2:

[Margarine.]

Preferred her as Kim Tate tbh. :hehe:

[MB.]

Why are we watching this and not Gary's cock

[Marsh.]

Which Shakespeare character has a South American accent? :umm2:

[Shaun]

I'm more scared by this tbh :worry:

[Benjamin]

urgh god he is so grim

[Natalie.]

Leslie having a cheeky little look

[Marsh.]

David has the most irritating voice in the world.

[Ammi]

..Leslie getting all excited..:laugh:...

[T*]

omg

[Ross.]

Leslie :joker::joker::joker:


David :umm2:

[reece(:]

Montages :(

[Firewire]

david isn't even attractive though

[Johnnyuk123]

Leslie.:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Frenchy's actually been in it, as well D:

And I'd know, I've seen it :creep:

http://justusnurses.com/forum/images/smilies/shocked%20smiley.gif

[Margarine.]

Glad he's taken those bin liner shorts off.

[JoshBB]

oh my :lovedup:

[Shaun]

that benny benassi promo :clap1:

[Kazanne]

That whirring sound is Shakespeare spinning in his grave.

:joker::joker:

[CaudleHalbard]

david isn't even attractive though
Overmuscled overtattoed idiot, in fact.

[Xtopher]

David... :rolleyes:

[Firewire]

howling at edele

[Benjamin]

hahahaha Edele :joker:

[Ammi]

..well done Leslie, Scott wouldn't have survived that...

[T*]

aw yiss! Edele!!!

[Ross.]

Edele :lovedup:

[Marsh.]

vain
veɪn/Submit
adjective
1.
David McIntosh.
"david is a vain prick"

[Shaun]

not the underrated 'Love is a Rollercoaster' going overlooked again :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Winner unless Frenchy strips

[Margarine.]

Isn't she supposed to be the most talented member of B*witched? :nono:

[Ammi]

..Edele..:flutter:...

[Firewire]

britney teas with those vocals

[MB.]

DO BLAME IT ON THE WEATHERMAN

oh

[reece(:]

britney teas with those vocals
Mte lol

[Johnnyuk123]

That was funny! :joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

Edele :worship:

[Xtopher]

Edele's the best of the trio.

[Marsh.]

If she's the lead singer I dread to think what the others sound like.

[Shaun]

DO BLAME IT ON THE WEATHERMAN

oh

omg :flutter:

[Natalie.]

britney teas with those vocals

:joker:

[Shaun]

oh i didn't realise this is why David's up :joker: well that seduction backfired

[Happywelshpsycho]

Edele sang so s##t!

[smudgie]

David impressed Leslie then I see:joker:

[Amy Jade]

David or Kellie to go plz

[Marsh.]

Kellie: It is hard to choose.

Oh, is she finally getting the point that they HAVE to choose. :facepalm:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

well zhas nourmalle.

[Ammi]

oh i didn't realise this is why David's up :joker: well that seduction backfired

..:laugh:...a body like that and it's just been scrapped/awkward...

[Ammi]

oh i didn't realise this is why David's up :joker: well that seduction backfired

..:laugh:...a body like that and it's just been scrapped/awkward...

[JoshBB]

oh i didn't realise this is why David's up :joker: well that seduction backfired

He seemed to enjoy David's the most.

[Margarine.]

Shame Kellie has someone to put up with her crap.

[Amy Jade]

James has an oddly small mouth

[smudgie]

Such a hard choice, David or Kellie..Kellie or David.

[Benjamin]

Audley clocking James. :worship:

[Vanessa]

Audley clocking James game plan. :laugh:

[reece(:]

Audley clocking James

[Ammi]

James has an oddly small mouth

..and a hugely big head...

[reece(:]

Kellie: It is hard to choose.

Oh, is she finally getting the point that they HAVE to choose. :facepalm:
:facepalm:

[Shaun]

gary trying to set up an alliance :laugh:

and lol @ unique/eunuch

[Xtopher]

Lmao, Gary.

[Johnnyuk123]

Gary.:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

..and a hugely big head...

How do you know? :creep:

[reece(:]

Gary and Frenchy's conversations <3

[MB.]

Gary having the best memory of the group :laugh:

[Vanessa]

A unich? :joker::joker:

[Firewire]

not here for this showmance

[Benjamin]

Oh Lauren talking about men. Shocking.

[Margarine.]

A penis is what Lauren finds attractive.

[zakman440]

Oh god, not this again :facepalm:.

[MB.]

Gowage

[Shaun]

forgot Lauren existed

[Amy Jade]

George is an irritating bore, that voice...

[Vanessa]

The Scrapheap lot < The rest

[Benjamin]

A penis is what Lauren finds attractive.

* mag deals

[Livia]

Ricci's eyebrows freak me out.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh next!!

[Firewire]

lauren has a feet fetish

ben teas

[Vanessa]

:facepalm:

[smudgie]

George could improve his personality so much, just by keeping his mouth shut, that voice, oh dear.

[JoshBB]

"we're going places!!, we're going places!"

we fking get it

[Benjamin]

lauren has a feet fetish

ben teas

:suspect:

[Margarine.]

* mag deals

Especially if it means she can talk about Mark Wright.

[Kazanne]

Unit is a guy who cant make love to women,lol,lol,No Gary that's a Eunuch

[MB.]

Leslie still flinging whatever's left of his pants around :love:

[Firewire]

:suspect:

http://i.imgur.com/PvmK457.png

[Vanessa]

Unit is a guy who cant make love to women,lol,lol,No Gary that's a Eunuch

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

.'honey I need the money..'..:laugh:...

[Marsh.]

"He"

:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Leslie slipping up :joker:

[Vicky.]

Heh. Leslie having to be corrected to 'she' :hehe:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

**** off dee

[Benjamin]

http://i.imgur.com/PvmK457.png

I don't have a foot fetish, isn't that Scott?

[Amy Jade]

There is a nasty streak to you too, Kellie.

[reece(:]

not here for Dee wedging herself up Kellie's backside

[Marsh.]

Claire's a barefaced liar. On two occasions I've seen him ask her about her career.

"Emmerdale" was mentioned about 10 times. :idc:

[Ammi]

"He"

:laugh:

..yeah odd that really, because Leslie has only known her as a female...

[Firewire]

I don't have a foot fetish, isn't that Scott?

idk i just picked a name at random

[Benjamin]

He;s over what? They muted out what he said? :suspect:

[JoshBB]

ffs if u came on to show us Kellie stop going on about frank! :nono:

[Margarine.]

There is a nasty streak to you too, Kellie.

Not here for Kellie's self pity. :nono:

[Vanessa]

Small man syndrome! :hehe:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

tonight is boring

[Benjamin]

idk i just picked a name at random

:fist:

[Vicky.]

So yet again...Kellie suffered 'small man syndrome' as frank...but not as kellie.

And telling people they never met frank..as if they are different people..

This is bull****e tbh. I have decided.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ricci stop trying to make this happen.

[MB.]

Lauren's often confused, yes

[Marsh.]

Oh dear, Lauren's face is leaking.

[reece(:]

Why was Kellie not in the scrap heap?

[Ammi]

tonight is boring

..yeah no Frenchie flounces ..:sad:..

[reece(:]

urgh Ricci and Lauren :sleep:

[smudgie]

I don't have a foot fetish, isn't that Scott?

*cough*

[Amy Jade]

not here for Dee wedging herself up Kellie's backside

mental image :(

[JoshBB]

why has frenchy not been shown throughout the whole highlights show. they're trying to get her evicted :(

[Firewire]

So yet again...Kellie suffered 'small man syndrome' as frank...but not as kellie.

And telling people they never met frank..as if they are different people..

This is bull****e tbh. I have decided.

get her clocked vicky

[Margarine.]

Why was Kellie not in the scrap heap?

Clinging on to her relevance.

[Livia]

So yet again...Kellie suffered 'small man syndrome' as frank...but not as kellie.

And telling people they never met frank..as if they are different people..

This is bull****e tbh. I have decided.

And I'm right with you.

[Marsh.]

So yet again...Kellie suffered 'small man syndrome' as frank...but not as kellie.

And telling people they never met frank..as if they are different people..

This is bull****e tbh. I have decided.

:clap1:

Mod starting the revolution against 'those' rules. :smug:

[reece(:]

So yet again...Kellie suffered 'small man syndrome' as frank...but not as kellie.

And telling people they never met frank..as if they are different people..

This is bull****e tbh. I have decided.
I think it's all a fraud too

[Amy Jade]

Witches of East End looks so bad

[Benjamin]

*cough*

It's you! I knew somebody did as we were talking about it when George licked the toes! :joker:

[Margarine.]

Ironic they're advertising Witches of East End after showing Kellie.

[Marsh.]

Kellie's been popping tic tacs instead of her hormone pills.

[JoshBB]

I think it's all a fraud too

Me and my dad were discussing this. I don't think she's thought it through very much and she's not very feminine.

[MB.]

Witches of East End looks so bad

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Dot_Lou_Ethel_ee.jpg

[JoshBB]

Kellie's been popping tic tacs instead of her hormone pills.

That's one way to smuggle food.

[Shaun]

Ironic they're advertising Witches of East End after showing Kellie.

and wooden furniture, after how entertaining Ricci's been tonight

[Firewire]

Me and my dad were discussing this. I don't think she's thought it through very much and she's not very feminine.

weren't you calling people out for being transphobic earlier?

[warrenhill]

Lauren is starting to get right up my nose......


All she is thinking of is "in house relationship" makes money outside.


And Ricci only thinks with whats between his legs as in sure no one is at home in his head....

[Marsh.]

weren't you calling people out for being transphobic earlier?

:clap1:

[Livia]

and wooden furniture, after how entertaining Ricci's been tonight

And Senocot. Because it's been a bit sh1t.

[MB.]

weren't you calling people out for being transphobic earlier?

drag ha

I think

[Shaun]

And Senocot. Because it's been a bit sh1t.

:joker:

[Firewire]

omg this snoring :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Leslie flashing his arse at James.

[JoshBB]

did leslie just stick his finger up his arse? and did james just watch him do it??

[Xtopher]

Jesus Christ, Leslie. :joker:

[Natalie.]

Great snoring

[Amy Jade]

Leslie louder than poor Frenchy's zippers

[Vicky.]

:clap1:

Mod starting the revolution against 'those' rules. :smug:

:laugh:

I agree with the no transphobia rule. But I honestly do not see this as a case of a transgendered person...I see it as someone trying to excuse all their own faults by passing it onto their second personality who has apparently been banished yet rears its ugly head surprisingly often.

Unfortunately I have to stick to the rules too so will have to continue to refer to her as she and such. But I don't believe this is genuine. At all. Hopefully I am not breaking rules by stating this D:

[Firewire]

"i've wasted a lot of years, haven't i?" yes and you're wasting my time right now

[MB.]

Is 'taking you to Paris' a euphemism for something?

[Benjamin]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Dot_Lou_Ethel_ee.jpg

Saph, Amy and reece teas

[reece(:]

Leslie's snoring > Ricci & Lauren

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

aaaaaaarrrrggghhhh

[smudgie]

Ricci is neither nowt or suumat really.
Putting that right out there...and I am picky as chuff as well.

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

I agree with the no transphobia rule. But I honestly do not see this as a case of a transgendered person...I see it as someone trying to excuse all their own faults by passing it onto their second personality who has apparently been banished yet rears its ugly head surprisingly often.

Unfortunately I have to stick to the rules too so will have to continue to refer to her as she and such. But I don't believe this is genuine. At all. Hopefully I am not breaking rules by stating this D:

Josy on that infraction button. :smug:

There's a question, do mods get infractions? :hehe:

[Shaun]

Ricci has such an unfortunate face for such a good body.

[Johnnyuk123]

Leave my Kellie alone.:fist:

[Benjamin]

Are we gonna have to put up with this for a month :mad:

[JoshBB]

Is 'taking you to Paris' a euphemism for something?

he's gonna stick her on the eiffel tower

[Benjamin]

Josy on that infraction button. :smug:

There's a question, do mods get infractions? :hehe:

Yes, if an admin gives it.

[MB.]

shatahp

[Firewire]

Josy on that infraction button. :smug:

There's a question, do mods get infractions? :hehe:

no but they get some time out to sit on the naughty step

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

my brain cells are dying

[Vanessa]

Feck off, Ricci! :nono:

[MB.]

he's gonna stick her on the eiffel tower

And let her taste his baguette :smug:

[Brother Leon]

David sleeping in the bedroom?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Feck off, Ricci! :nono:

i beg thee

[Vanessa]

And let her taste his baguette :smug:

:laugh:

[Ammi]

my brain cells are dying

..it's a bit boring tonight..especially Ricci and Lauren...

[JoshBB]

David sleeping in the bedroom?

lul. and james is fingering his butt

[Vicky.]

Josy on that infraction button. :smug:

There's a question, do mods get infractions? :hehe:

We cant do each other, but admin can give us them

Josy banned me once :fist:

[MB.]

And let her taste his baguette :smug:

(more Scott teas)

[Marsh.]

David/James/Ricci

This trio cannot stay. Get them out.

[Shaun]

did he just tell James to "pipe the **** down" or was he talking about something with David

[Firewire]

screaming at frenchy

[LukeB]

David sleeping in the bedroom?

health reasons

[CaudleHalbard]

Ricci and David are so moronic.

[MB.]

Frenchy slapping herself :lovedup:

[Margarine.]

Stunner. :hehe:

[JoshBB]

lmao frenchy sounds like she's touching herself

[Marsh.]

Frenchy glueing her face into place.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

my beloved frenchie looks like tori spelling.

[Benjamin]

LOL Frenchy :joker:

[Livia]

That regime needs a regime change.

[warrenhill]

Ricci "Im as picky as ******"


Yea right.....:laugh:

[Vanessa]

Frenchie beauty regime! :laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Frenchy's beauty routine the highlight of the episode

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

is lauren ever not smoking?

[Marsh.]

We cant do each other, but admin can give us them

Josy banned me once :fist:

:joker:

[Natalie.]

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