the truth
26-08-2014, 12:23 AM
It seems when gary was ruling the ottoman empire 500+ years ago, he was even owning james back then, who was his little bitch boy
It seems gary was with his beloved girlfriend in 32 past lives, he was zeus, columbus, hercules and zorro...its bemusing why james thinks he speaks for england as his past lives are ones of utter failure...james in 44 past lives, was owned by gary.....james was his pet gerbil, his prank monkey and his personal bidet during the french renaissance
In his next incarnation gary will return as a rock God or president of americana
Meanwhile little bitter bemused irrelevant james is unaware of his pitiful past..as he is blocking out the painful memories....in his next life hes coming back as a piss poor brad pitt impersonator , bent over in stringfellows, taking tips in his g strings off leslie impersonators
It seems gary was with his beloved girlfriend in 32 past lives, he was zeus, columbus, hercules and zorro...its bemusing why james thinks he speaks for england as his past lives are ones of utter failure...james in 44 past lives, was owned by gary.....james was his pet gerbil, his prank monkey and his personal bidet during the french renaissance
In his next incarnation gary will return as a rock God or president of americana
Meanwhile little bitter bemused irrelevant james is unaware of his pitiful past..as he is blocking out the painful memories....in his next life hes coming back as a piss poor brad pitt impersonator , bent over in stringfellows, taking tips in his g strings off leslie impersonators