Jim Shorts (Jim Davidson's everyday thoughts on the housemates) 27/08 added

[Loukas]

CBB winner Jim Davidson is giving The Sun newspaper his opinion about this years celebrity housemates, He sums up his opinion in one or two lines. He is doing this everyday until the series is over.

26/08/14
Lauren - She has Ricci on her radar
Ricci - Get in there my son! I can get cheap wedding rings.
Frenchy - She's calming down - she must have a yellow card.
Audley - A champion on all fronts. Watch yourself James.
Claire - She needs to rev up and get herself noticed.
David - A great body, great personality and showing himself to be a nice bloke.
Edele - Has the best legs in the house, after David.
Gary - Looking cleaner and a lot less bonkers.
George - Is he going to get lucky with Stephanie.
Stephanie - Does she fancy George and should she go to specsavers?
James - He's a self licking ice cream.
Kellie - Up and down like a bride's nightie.
Leslie - If he's not crying, he's moaning. Get a grip.
Dee - Definitely mother of the house.

[LukeB]

leslie hate :worship: :clap2:

[Loukas]

James - He's a self licking ice cream
:conf: :laugh:

Anyone get it?

[Pete.]

David - A great body, great personality and showing himself to be a nice bloke.
http://i.imgur.com/Hnrm4TJ.png

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/Hnrm4TJ.png

tell me about it

[Samm]

Can pig Davidson plz go **** off

[Pete.]

Where is Linda's on point opinions?

[the truth]

Can pig Davidson plz go **** off

what an horrific bigotted thing to say:nono:

[Pete.]

what an horrific bigotted thing to say:nono:
true tho

[Samm]

what an horrific bigotted thing to say:nono:

It's true :nono:

[Livia]

It's true :nono:

Because you don't like him, no need to call him a pig. He won the show... and plenty of people like him.

[Sophiee]

shocked to see some of the females having relatively positive comments.

[rionablue]

Jim Davidson totally ruined the last Celeb BB for me and I was raging when he won it. I am so glad that this year event though there are some least likeable characters there are NONE of them as horrible as he was

[Pete.]

Because you don't like him, no need to call him a pig. He won the show... and plenty of people like him.
No one can be called a saint especially on who beat up his wife

[Pete.]

Jim Davidson totally ruined the last Celeb BB for me and I was raging when he won it. I am so glad that this year event though there are some least likeable characters there are NONE of them as horrible as he was
and luckily they don't have any support :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Jim > that silly one hit wonder hag Linda

[Samm]

Jim > that silly one hit wonder hag Linda

Lie spotted

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/01/celebrity-big-brother-2014-lineup-s-15-250x250.jpg

[Josy]

James - He's a self licking ice cream
:conf: :laugh:

Anyone get it?

Basically he loves himself, similar to 'if he was chocolate he would eat himself'

[Livia]

No one can be called a saint especially on who beat up his wife

Are we back on that? You know that we all KNOW he beat his wife because he openly admitted it and also admitted it was wrong... and both he and his ex-wife have moved on from that. Only some people, purely because they don't like him, can't get past it.

A friend took me to see Jim Davidson after he won BB. It's not somewhere I might ever have gone if someone hadn't taken me... but I have to say it was an eye-opener. He did explain a lot of things... why people think he's homophobic, why people think he has a low opinion of disabled people, why he's racist (there were black people, gay people and disabled people in the audience, incidentally). But hey, because you heard once he beat his wife when he was drunk, despite the fact she forgave him... you continue to ram home that hackneyed old point. It's never going to change the fact that he won because he was more popular than whoever it was you were backing.

[Loukas]

Basically he loves himself, similar to 'if he was chocolate he would eat himself'

Ahh thanks for clearing that up. I agree with him on that one :smug:

[Vanessa]

James - He's a self licking ice cream. :laugh2:

[Jules2]

Are we back on that? You know that we all KNOW he beat his wife because he openly admitted it and also admitted it was wrong... and both he and his ex-wife have moved on from that. Only some people, purely because they don't like him, can't get past it.

A friend took me to see Jim Davidson after he won BB. It's not somewhere I might ever have gone if someone hadn't taken me... but I have to say it was an eye-opener. He did explain a lot of things... why people think he's homophobic, why people think he has a low opinion of disabled people, why he's racist (there were black people, gay people and disabled people in the audience, incidentally). But hey, because you heard once he beat his wife when he was drunk, despite the fact she forgave him... you continue to ram home that hackneyed old point. It's never going to change the fact that he won because he was more popular than whoever it was you were backing.

I loved him but that was last CBB, hope he goes on BOTS, mind you it depends on whether or not he runs down my favourite, if he does then....thats it, I have finished with him....(only kidding) :cheer2::laugh:

[Kazanne]

I loved Jim in BB,so glad he won,it is about time people got round the fact he clocked his missus as if he's the only one to ever do so,he admitted it,they moved on ,so it's not for us to keep digging that very old fact up,as a housemate he was funny and so deserved to win.loling at that Kellie one

[jet]

I loved Jim in BB,so glad he won,it is about time people got round the fact he clocked his missus as if he's the only one to ever do so,he admitted it,they moved on ,so it's not for us to keep digging that very old fact up,as a housemate he was funny and so deserved to win.loling at that Kellie one

Why do you always like people that I don't? Why? Why? :fist: :laugh:

[JoshBB]

No one can be called a saint especially on who beat up his wife

:clap1:

[MrWong]

So insightful.

[Loukas]

27/08/14

Frenchy - She may have spared eviction but shouldn't hold her breath. The madness is on hold but still lurking - Beware
Audley - Audley is proving to be a star..as long as you you get his name right right. I love his barnet
Claire - Up for eviction, is she the favourite to go? Not in my book, can you guess who?
David - Really coming out of his shell and what a shell he's got. I looked like that once when i woke up
Edele - I feel like i want to give her a cuddle or do some irish dancing with her. Cheer up Edele, all will be well.
Gary - I wish he wouldn't eat with his mouth open, it's like watching a horror movie. He's still my favourite though.
George - If George pulls Stephanie then i'll eat my hat. But good luck my son, go for it.
James - Yes you've guess correctly, i think he'll be first out. Actually i think he will be the first 2 out - Him and his ego.
Kellie - Needs to stop talking about the transgender situation, We've got it now Kellie, move on.
Lauren - Looks good in the sunlight, i think Ricci would eat her for breakfast.
Leslie - He's starting to get on my nerves, i wish he'd allow others to have a little bit of the limelight. This isn't the Leslie Jordan show.
Ricci - Now listen here, Ricci, you've got to try harder. Turn on the charm and she'll soon be on your arm.
Stephanie - Could be George's new girlfriend. Oh look, i've just seen a pig fly past the window
Dee - Dee is showing herself to be a really lovely woman. She's got to be in the top three, in my opinion.

[Vanessa]

Jim faourite housemate is Gary! YES! :cheer2:

[Loukas]

He's right about Kellie but i bet she will mention her transition for as long as she's in that house

[Sophiee]

he'll be wrong about tonight's eviction :pipe:.

[jet]

Jim faourite housemate is Gary! YES! :cheer2:

Wth is Gary doing with his right hand in your sig Vanessa? :joker: