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waterhog
27-08-2014, 10:24 AM
is Stephanie missing George ? is she really after a WHAM ? 27.08.14 ( no George Michael fans read please)

she does look all innocent and sweet
as if butter would not melt
for George this is a treat
but up he does need to belt.
or am i being to judgmental
the negative is in my bone
this could be love that is instrumental
i can here Andrew on that saxophone.
he is well and truly smitten
you can hear it when he does speak
you can see George want's it bitten
any day or time Stephanie can be his "sexual freeek".
are mum and dad proud
lovely daughter is sneaky and snidy
i hope wise gets the crowd
she's boring and predictable just like "spidi".
George's mum was on the wrightstuff
like George she was in to deep
while watching i needed a "puff"
just like "Jesus to a child" i nearly did weep.
i am going to offer advice
but my poem will take a slam
she is not into "Vice"
Stephanie is not into George and is after no "Wham".

( the 2 songs i refer to can be viewed here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ywsb7n_Q6k and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8 and if you would like to reply please make it in poetry. as for what George is going to think of this ? GOD ONLY NO'S , all i no is, if i see a GM associate my head is going down and i am heading the other way. )

rionablue
27-08-2014, 10:34 AM
Stephanie's an evil witch
With golden hair so sweet
Im telling you she is a bitch
That you wouldn't want to meet
George is fun and innocent
He 's loving and so great
But Stephanie is devil sent
And using him as bait
She is a yank and we don't know
A celeb of her kind
Star of a reality show
Yeah sure, in her own mind
Butter wouldn't bloody melt
In her sweet American gob
She really needs a great big pelt
And I'd love to do the job
So Georgie stay away from her
Or she'll taint your lovely mind
Go play with all the others
And let sneaky Steff behind

Just for you my little Brad Pitt of the poetry world waterhog from your devoted rionablue

waterhog
27-08-2014, 02:11 PM
hats off - absolutely beautiful - i think i am going to cry - i need a bit of matt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5M93tovEs

rionablue
27-08-2014, 05:19 PM
hats off - absolutely beautiful - i think i am going to cry - i need a bit of matt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5M93tovEs

Thanks waterhog xx

waterhog
27-08-2014, 09:32 PM
my pleasre rionablue. i am on a late one tonight and not watching BB untill i come in later. lets hope its a good result. got to dash byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rionablue
27-08-2014, 09:46 PM
my pleasre rionablue. i am on a late one tonight and not watching BB untill i come in later. lets hope its a good result. got to dash byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cya later alligator

waterhog
28-08-2014, 09:31 AM
in a while crocodile xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



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i take back kisses xxxxxxx ---------------------------------------------

arista
28-08-2014, 09:34 AM
hog gets a real fan


Shocker

waterhog
28-08-2014, 09:16 PM
arista my honey don't get gel

rionablue
28-08-2014, 11:27 PM
I love waterhog and waterhog loves me yayyyyyyyyyy

waterhog
29-08-2014, 11:57 AM
i am so sorry kelly
i am now giving you the welly.
i have a love and it is true
i am so privileged to have rionablue.
i can drive made with my rhymes
because its read like the conservatives read the "financial times".
i am glad you are happy
but really its me who is the grateful chappy.

hope it makes you smile rionablue - going to the pub now - catch you later.