the worst jokes you've heard

[Jake.]

post them here

[King Gizzard]

''Jake.''

[Jake.]

'I was driving to work in my car and the man driving next to me brings down his window, throwing a brick of cheese at my window. He then goes on to chuck some milk, and then some icecream.. I sat there thinking "how dairy!"'

[Liam-]

'Two crisps were walking down the street when a car pulled up next to them and the driver said 'Hey do you want a ride?' and the crisps replied 'No thanks, we're walkers'

[Marc]

''Jake.''

Haaaahaaaahaaaahaha

[Jake.]

''Jake.''

-Reported-

[JoshBB]

"You never know who you might bump into! For example, the other day I saw Peter Kay. Garlic bread. [4 second pause] GARLIC. BREAD."

this was from britain's got talent lmao

[Jake.]

"You never know who you might bump into! For example, the other day I saw Peter Kay. Garlic bread. [4 second pause] GARLIC. BREAD."

this was from britain's got talent lmao

:worship: I ****ing loved her

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marcs face

[Smithy]

That ****ty Anne frank one you just made in the Zara thread

[Jake.]

That ****ty Anne frank one you just made in the Zara thread

I'm part Jewish so it's fine

[Smithy]

How can you be part Jewish, it's a religion

[Smithy]

And it doesn't excuse your ****ty joke :fist:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

having a huge nose does not make you part jewish

[Jake.]

having a huge nose does not make you part jewish

ouch