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Headie
02-09-2014, 09:07 PM
They're really really orange :joker:

chuff me dizzy
02-09-2014, 10:19 PM
Ummpalumpa !!

Josy
02-09-2014, 10:21 PM
I think Lauren gave her a spray tan D:

Angelika
02-09-2014, 10:43 PM
I think Lauren gave her a spray tan D:

She's not only orange one tonight!

If it was Lauren, she must have done it after the party last night, in her drunken state.

Mystic Mock
02-09-2014, 10:52 PM
Kellie might be mixed race, just joking before anyone accuses me of anything lol.

In all seriousness though the main thing that's bugging me is that Kellie is growing a Moustache and she hasn't shaved it off and I'm wondering why? I like my women not to have Moustaches anyway lol.

Pincho Paxton
02-09-2014, 11:00 PM
Dunno, but I noticed that Lauren's legs were all yellow in the pool!

Mystic Mock
02-09-2014, 11:33 PM
Dunno, but I noticed that Lauren's legs were all yellow in the pool!

That might from pissing herself all the time and then not washing in the Shower lol.

puzzled
02-09-2014, 11:35 PM
That might from pissing herself all the time and then not washing in the Shower lol.

...or she's pissing in the shower, too.

Mystic Mock
02-09-2014, 11:39 PM
...or she's pissing in the shower, too.

That might be the room where Ricci, Lauren, and Gary have their mating session.

puzzled
02-09-2014, 11:57 PM
That might be the room where Ricci, Lauren, and Gary have their mating session.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mystic Mock
03-09-2014, 12:01 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Lauren: “Do you like Golden Showers?”

Gary: “Yeah!”

Ricci: “I could kill for your piss luv.”

Patricia4
03-09-2014, 06:36 AM
She looked awful but I did have a laugh at the state of her.

delta
03-09-2014, 06:49 AM
Didn't Emma state that it was the hardest area to get correct, maybe the bone on a man is nearer the surface and absorbs more of the tanning lotion ?


A funny thing to poke fun at.

Gusto Brunt
03-09-2014, 07:19 AM
Why does Frank wear wigs? He has his own hair, why not just grow it...

lily.
03-09-2014, 01:25 PM
I think he's bald. I could be wrong, though.

hijaxers
03-09-2014, 01:39 PM
They're really really orange :joker:

Stay away from Lauren and her tanning products - Kellie looked like she'd been tangoed

Oh and Kellie is having electrolosis treatment so prob can't shave the moustache - no wonder she wants to leave - its only gonna get worse

LukeB
03-09-2014, 02:05 PM
i think kellie trying to pull being kellie off by using fake tan :D

sampvt
03-09-2014, 02:11 PM
I think if Frank cant pull off the Kellie thing, he might be going for the Rasta look in a bid to change race instead of gender. Why does he not just look in the mirror and say ok son, you are broke, ugly and have a crappy past but at least you are still living and then he should take some anger management classes, job done.