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Ninastar
05-09-2014, 07:45 PM
I'm babysitting and the child put on fear factor.

They are eating horse rectum.

You know what's coming next...

"What's horse rectum?"

Kill me now

I have no idea how but this rectum is like 20 feet long

OMFG the kid is asking Siri what it is as we speak

I could curl up and die. I've told them it's their intestines.

Saph
05-09-2014, 07:45 PM
-stabs you-

Pete.
05-09-2014, 07:46 PM
Put it on SpongeBob quick

Headie
05-09-2014, 07:50 PM
Welp

armand.kay
05-09-2014, 07:52 PM
Look after the kids girl http://media.tumblr.com/ee10d81a81ccb1e5558aa4df99026186/tumblr_inline_nbcd9ha1Vk1s46pfi.gif

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-09-2014, 07:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uwnrsQ6.jpg

T*
05-09-2014, 07:57 PM
this could happen to only you :laugh:

Ninastar
05-09-2014, 07:57 PM
Seriously though

Horse rectum

Samuel.
05-09-2014, 08:00 PM
Are you turned

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-09-2014, 08:03 PM
turnt

Saph
05-09-2014, 08:04 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/a22e148995faa7a0ca1348bdaec01436/tumblr_inline_mvgtrwIb1F1qbxejp.gif

Cal.
05-09-2014, 08:25 PM
put him/her to bed and have a party

Jessica.
05-09-2014, 08:54 PM
Just say they it's a string of sausages and a horse wrecked 'em.

Marc
05-09-2014, 08:54 PM
Just turn the tv over you drama queen x

Cal.
05-09-2014, 08:56 PM
nina arent u the one who thought someone had come in the house when babysitting and took your phone

stop watching the movies bae x

Ninastar
05-09-2014, 09:02 PM
Yeh that's me!!

And I couldn't Marc, because that's what the kid wanted to wAtch

Ninastar
06-09-2014, 12:22 AM
hoping the kid has totally forgotten about the word rectum

they were talking to Siri about it and i was so embarrassed.