Man dies after 2 hour chronic masturbation session

[Gusto Brunt]

Trainee doctor Zheng Gang had developed an enthusiasm for the sexy magazines supplied to stimulate chaps in the private booths at the bank.

But his fourth visit in just over a week proved to be his last.

Medics at the sperm bank set up at Huazhong University of Science and Technology in Wuhan, China noticed that Zheng seemed to be taking a rather long time when he still hadn't finished off after TWO HOURS in the private booth.

When they eventually checked, they found him unconscious on the floor. Despite efforts to resuscitate him, he was pronounced dead at the scene.

Strangely, Zheng was reportedly in excellent health. “Even when he was working here, we had not seen him sick,” said one medical attendant.

The tragic death came to light after the young man's family took the sperm bank – which provides donated sperm for infertility treatment – to court saying that they were responsible for Zheng masturbating himself to death.

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/399465/Man-masturbated-to-death-in-sperm-bank

[Smithy]

What a way to go

[andybigbro]

:umm2:

[Niamh.]

He looks a bit like Alan carr

[Ryan57]

He looks a bit like Alan carr

LOL, he so does. :joker:

I guess he died doing what he enjoyed most.

[Gusto Brunt]

He looks a bit like Alan carr

I never knew Alan Carr is Chinese. :p:joker:

[Kizzy]

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[Marsh.]

Was he still holding it? :umm2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Was he still holding it? :umm2:

More importantly an erect male member for two hours is very dangerous.:nono:

[Kyle]

I think it's a bit w*nk you all sitting here and making jokes about this. As soon as I heard the news I was erect with worry. How many other people around the world are shuffling through their lives, oblivious of this sort of thing. This sort of thing scares me stiff. I hope the League of Nations can summon a mass debate to see if we can cum to some sort of agenda.

[Mystic Mock]

Pmsl Kyle, you're talking very cock and bull there lol.

Being serious just masturbate within 5 to 10 minutes then end it, do these people not study up on things like this?

[Mystic Mock]

Pmsl Kyle, you're talking very cock and bull there lol.

Being serious just masturbate within 5 to 10 minutes then end it, do these people not study up on things like this?

[kirklancaster]

The tragic death came to light after the young man's family took the sperm bank – which provides donated sperm for infertility treatment – to court saying that they were responsible for Zheng masturbating himself to death.

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/399465/Man-masturbated-to-death-in-sperm-bank

I hear that the clinic is thinking of closing because they're coming to the end of their tether. A spokesman said, "It's been one drawback after another and now we fear a stiff sentence in court."

Life's wank eh? :joker::joker:

[Kyle]

Pmsl Kyle, you're talking very cock and bull there lol.

Being serious just masturbate within 5 to 10 minutes then end it, do these people not study up on things like this?

Only takes me two :hehe:

[Ramsay]

I hear that the clinic is thinking of closing because they're coming to the end of their tether. A spokesman said, "It's been one drawback after another and now we fear a stiff sentence in court."

Life's wank eh? :joker::joker:

:clap1:

[MB.]

So that's why Scott hasn't been online recently

[Jake.]

So that's why Scott hasn't been online recently

he'd be the one collecting the sperm..

[JoshBB]

2 hours? :umm2:

[kirklancaster]

Only takes me two :hehe:

Full sex only takes me two - unless I skip foreplay, then it's a lot quicker!:hehe:

[Calderyon]

2 hours? Not much to be honest.

[Marc]

he'd be the one collecting the sperm..

in his ass..

[Ramsay]

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''2 hour 2 hour''

[Black Dagger]

What a wanker

[kirklancaster]

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/353000/620x/5412e1f3f3ae7_sperm1.jpg

''2 hour 2 hour'':joker::joker::joker:

Oh veyee funnee veyee funnee. How you fink him eyes get so slitty? You weel funnee man.:joker::joker::joker: