Women

[goldensun]

I sometimes think that women are ruling the world...
so many industries are dependent on them

Take Christmas cards, birthday cards, greetings cards
a multimillion pound industry ........

but would blokes be buying and sending them ? no
its always the women who keep it all going

The fashion industry.... a multi billion industry kept going
by women endlessly shopping for new dresses, new bras and panties... new coats and hats.

The average bloke gets a tee shirt and pair of jeans and thats it for another year

Without women the huge fashion industry would crumble within 2 months.

[Josy]

What about the industries that rely on a majority of men to keep them going, the football industry for example.

For every industry you mention that women keep going there's one for men also.

[goldensun]

spose you ve got a point...

the Beer industry would be in a mess without men !

[Niamh.]

You're being a bit stereotypical there Mr. Sun, I would much rather a day at the pub drinking beer then a shopping trip......then again I am Irish :think:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hear that Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.



It's called the iRon.

[Josy]

I hear that Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.



It's called the iRon.

Pfft.

I don't iron. Ever. I have a tumble dryer :idc:

[Niamh.]

I hear that Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.



It's called the iRon.

They've invented one just for you as well it's called the iBettershutmyfilthymouthbeforeigetasmack

[arista]

http://www.dirtyandthirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fit-health-women-a2319.jpg

[arista]

http://a57.foxnews.com/media2.foxnews.com/thumbnails/i/042914/780/438/042914_shoes_1230.jpg


Amazing debate show on at 5PM UK Time
on FoxNewsHD Outnumbered

4 Fit Women
1 bloke

Every week day.

[Josy]

They've invented one just for you as well it's called the iBettershutmyfilthymouthbeforeigetasmack

:joker:

[goldensun]

Sadly, dont get fox news

does anyone torrent the show ?

[arista]

Sadly, dont get fox news

does anyone torrent the show ?


Its on Sky.

[arista]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/e4mC5_jiq4A/0.jpg
its OK honey
I will hold your hand

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i.minus.com/ibgIf5tcrDlvGt.gif

[goldensun]

its on sky......

yeah...... as long as you pay !

[arista]

its on sky......

yeah...... as long as you pay !



Of Course

[Z]

I hear that Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.



It's called the iRon.

My dad's best friend (who is sadly no longer with us) once bought his wife a new iron for Valentine's Day and was genuinely in disbelief that she was angry about it :joker: he was like "she does it all the time, I thought she'd love a new, modern one??" pmsl

[Crimson Dynamo]

its on sky......

yeah...... as long as you pay !

You want to watch a bunch of yapping girls wet their pants over a pair of shoes?

:shrug:

[arista]

http://i.minus.com/ibgIf5tcrDlvGt.gif


Madame
you are Hired

[arista]

You want to watch a bunch of yapping girls wet their pants over a pair of shoes?

:shrug:



Its Daily Topics each day
and the one bloke only gets his own topic
at the last 5mins

[Crimson Dynamo]

My dad's best friend (who is sadly no longer with us) once bought his wife a new iron for Valentine's Day and was genuinely in disbelief that she was angry about it :joker: he was like "she does it all the time, I thought she'd love a new, modern one??" pmsl

On the flipside I once bought a girlfriend a sort of sexy soft porn for girls book on valentines day (with some other tat) and she flipped out, cried and was disgusted and did not speak to me for like a week. Needless to say my Valentines night sexy time I had meticulously planned was called off

There is no pleasing them..:nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Madame
you are Hired

:joker:

[the truth]

without men thered be no civilization at all....no roads, no elctricity, no plumbing, no gas suplies, so shipping, no planes trains and automobiles, no buildings, no water supplies, no sewerage, no nothing.......i agree though women are good at wasting mens money on materialistic trash

[Marsh.]

Oh, here he is...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh, here he is...

:joker:

[Niamh.]

without men thered be no civilization at all....no roads, no elctricity, no plumbing, no gas suplies, so shipping, no planes trains and automobiles, no buildings, no water supplies, no sewerage, no nothing.......i agree though women are good at wasting mens money on materialistic trash

http://i.imgur.com/t3NofOl.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

This thread is funny:joker:


(unlike most birds)

[Crimson Dynamo]

hKWmFWRVLlU

[InOne]

LOL not much has changed on here then

[Crimson Dynamo]

LOL not much has changed on here then


wotcha cock! :wavey:

[Ammi]

LOL not much has changed on here then



..I wondered when you would turn up...:laugh:...




..well hello there..:lovedup:...great to see you...

[Kyle]

without men thered be no civilization at all....no roads, no elctricity, no plumbing, no gas suplies, so shipping, no planes trains and automobiles, no buildings, no water supplies, no sewerage, no nothing.......i agree though women are good at wasting mens money on materialistic trash

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get a bird one day.

[Niamh.]

LOL not much has changed on here then

:love:

[JoshBB]

I hear that Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.



It's called the iRon.

http://i.imgur.com/pl1vo71.gif

fkin sexist

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i.imgur.com/pl1vo71.gif

fkin sexist

http://replygif.net/i/210.gif

[Ryan57]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get a bird one day.

Probably a pigeon.

[JoshBB]

http://replygif.net/i/210.gif

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Sarcastic-No-Way-Kristen-Wiig-Reaction-Gif.gif

[Liam-]

They've invented one just for you as well it's called the iBettershutmyfilthymouthbeforeigetasmack

:laugh2: .. Niamh :lovedup:

[arista]

LOL not much has changed on here then



Nice to see you Again.

[Kyle]

Probably a pigeon.

For his sake I hope it's not a female pigeon.

[Liam-]

For his sake I hope it's not a female pigeon.

He'd probably try an sew a knob onto it and send it off to work in the mines :idc:

[arista]

He'd probably try an sew a knob onto it and send it off to work in the mines :idc:




You Are Wicked

[Liam-]

You Are Wicked

:hehe:

[the truth]

id love to send women down the mines, get an honest days work out of them

[Liam-]

id love to send women down the mines, get an honest days work out of them

Your name is so incredibly ironic it actually makes me chuckle sometimes, you're putting in a good fight for irony :clap1:

You might want to say all of this to the female fire fighters, nurses and police officers. see how they'd take it.

[the truth]

Your name is so incredibly ironic it actually makes me chuckle sometimes, you're putting in a good fight for irony :clap1:

You might want to say all of this to the female fire fighters, nurses and police officers. see how they'd take it.

you dont get irony so dont bother....

nurses like this you mean?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2767981/Healthy-father-two-50-died-Harley-Street-clinic-nurses-failed-notice-oxygen-tube-dislodged-alarms-sounding-nine-minutes.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

innocent man dies because yet another sub standard uncaring nurse cant even check the patient...pathetic. 25000 undiagnosed clots causing deaths in the Uk each year picked up in nhs beds due to nursing neglect every year. the roads the plumbing the buildings the sewerage the water, 99% of the riskiest jobs are all done by men. if women want equality and want all these jobs too i suggets they get off their asses quit whining and demanding someting for nothing and go to work.....start with them building roads, building pylons, climbing skyscrapers to put up girders at 300 feet...lets see the training tests the same for men and women in the army, the fire brigade and the police force instead of lowering the tests and putting the public at more needless risk.....would you rather a male or female firefighter arrived at the top of a burning building? hows baout if he or she had to carry out an 18 stone relative? come on giveme your ironic politically corretc answer? or just say the truth and say a firefighter who meets the standards of the male physical tests.... how many female firefighters were up the world trade centres on 911...answer zero. what a joke. go do a survey how many women do the riskiest jobs compared to men

[Crimson Dynamo]

Your name is so incredibly ironic it actually makes me chuckle sometimes, you're putting in a good fight for irony :clap1:

You might want to say all of this to the female fire fighters, nurses and police officers. see how they'd take it.

:fist: without female firefighting ladies who would wash all the kit each week and get the smoke smell out?

http://magazine024.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/female_firefighters_30.jpg

A lady fireman yesterday

[Liam-]

you dont get irony so dont bother....

nurses like this you mean?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2767981/Healthy-father-two-50-died-Harley-Street-clinic-nurses-failed-notice-oxygen-tube-dislodged-alarms-sounding-nine-minutes.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

innocent man dies because yet another sub standard uncaring nurse cant even check the patient...pathetic. 25000 undiagnosed clots causing deaths in the Uk each year picked up in nhs beds due to nursing neglect every year. the roads the plumbing the buildings the sewerage the water, 99% of the riskiest jobs are all done by men. if women want equality and want all these jobs too i suggets they get off their asses quit whining and demanding someting for nothing and go to work.....start with them building roads, building pylons, climbing skyscrapers to put up girders at 300 feet...lets see the training tests the same for men and women in the army, the fire brigade and the police force instead of lowering the tests and putting the public at more needless risk.....would you rather a male or female firefighter arrived at the top of a burning building? hows baout if he or she had to carry out an 18 stone relative? come on giveme your ironic politically corretc answer? or just say the truth and say a firefighter who meets the standards of the male physical tests.... how many female firefighters were up the world trade centres on 911...answer zero. what a joke. go do a survey how many women do the riskiest jobs compared to men

You're basing your hatred of woman from a couple of stories in the papers? Jesus Christ, if you want to pick rare stories out and use them against a certain sex shall we mention Harold Shipman? one of Britain's most prolific serial killers, who used his status as a doctor to commit his crimes, guess what, he was a male! :shocked:

So these '99%' of the most dangerous jobs in the world, are all carried out by men are they? If you're going to try and belittle people and put out a valid points that you want people to listen to and not disregard as total nonsense, do some research of your own and come back with some sure fire statistics and facts, not ones you have pulled out of a hat.

[Liam-]

:fist: without female firefighting ladies who would wash all the kit each week and get the smoke smell out?

http://magazine024.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/female_firefighters_30.jpg

A lady fireman yesterday

Is that Jodie Marsh? :hehe:

[the truth]

You're basing your hatred of woman from a couple of stories in the papers? Jesus Christ, if you want to pick rare stories out and use them against a certain sex shall we mention Harold Shipman? one of Britain's most prolific serial killers, who used his status as a doctor to commit his crimes, guess what, he was a male! :shocked:

So these '99%' of the most dangerous jobs in the world, are all carried out by men are they? If you're going to try and belittle people and put out a valid points that you want people to listen to and not disregard as total nonsense, do some research of your own and come back with some sure fire statistics and facts, not ones you have pulled out of a hat.

I have made endless valid points youve made none simply made petty personal attacks on me. What Ive stated is FACT , deal with it.

[Liam-]

I have made endless valid points youve made none simply made petty personal attacks on me. What Ive stated is FACT , deal with it.

That's not true though is it?.. I'm going to leave you to stew now, have fun being scared of powerful women :wavey:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is that Jodie Marsh? :hehe:

no, this is


http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/3/female-bodybuilder.jpg

[Liam-]

no, this is


http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/3/female-bodybuilder.jpg

That's so confusing :worry:

[the truth]

That's not true though is it?.. I'm going to leave you to stew now, have fun being scared of powerful women :wavey:

it is 100% deal with it. how many women firefighters climbed up the twin towers on 911 ? NONE. deal with it....now go recruit women to go down the mines build the roads, build the pylons and skyscrapers, the sewerage the water...etc If its equality you dmeand then go get the women to get their hands dirty, theyll need to take their false nails of first though...meanwhile all those nasty sexist women hating men are left fixing and building everything and ensuring everyone has electricity, clena water, roads, buildings , sewerage and all the other endless nasty jobs women at leats 99% dont even bother with. shame on them. shame on the pc brigade for claling callng women out for their laziness in these fields....also shame on the pc brigade for lowering the standards and testing for the army ,police and fire bridage, putting milllions of people at greater risk just to suit a pc agenda. disgusting

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://api.ning.com/files/NPxgEO7zshfiNJZLDYgKpia94d98djMTLnhUK4ZgXfw6bQ03SS KDft-2WyWy0CTA8grWMjvUGW9Yav8o74bg3f2HIc8IBhap/trek_hmm.gif

[Liam-]

it is 100% deal with it. how many women firefighters climbed up the twin towers on 911 ? NONE. deal with it....now go recruit women to go down the mines build the roads, build the pylons and skyscrapers, the sewerage the water...etc If its equality you dmeand then go get the women to get their hands dirty, theyll need to take their false nails of first though...meanwhile all those nasty sexist women hating men are left fixing and building everything and ensuring everyone has electricity, clena water, roads, buildings , sewerage and all the other endless nasty jobs women at leats 99% dont even bother with. shame on them. shame on the pc brigade for claling callng women out for their laziness in these fields....also shame on the pc brigade for lowering the standards and testing for the army ,police and fire bridage, putting milllions of people at greater risk just to suit a pc agenda. disgusting

You do realise that every single word of that is a contradiction right? You want equality for everyone, but don't think women should be aloud in the police force, or to be fire fighters and nurses, yet you chastise them for not doing dangerous enough work, what do you want them to do? build life size replicas of Stonehenge with their bare hands?
Every day I'm believing more and more that you're just trying to get a reaction out of people tbh :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

You do realise that every single word of that is a contradiction right? You want equality for everyone, but don't think women should be aloud in the police force, or to be fire fighters and nurses, yet you chastise them for not doing dangerous enough work, what do you want them to do? build life size replicas of Stonehenge with their bare hands?
Every day I'm believing more and more that you're just trying to get a reaction out of people tbh :laugh:

:nono: The Truth is a genuine woman hater and is not trolling

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/gifs/Non%20Rob%20Funnies/whatWHAT.gif

[Mystic Mock]

Women make the world go around, especially the hot ones, how can you hate them The Truth? Especially considering you came out of one of them?

[Liam-]

If it wasn't for women, none of us would be here today, discussing how important women are to the world.

[King Gizzard]

I don't know about you but I love women

[Marsh.]

You do realise that every single word of that is a contradiction right? You want equality for everyone, but don't think women should be aloud in the police force, or to be fire fighters and nurses, yet you chastise them for not doing dangerous enough work, what do you want them to do? build life size replicas of Stonehenge with their bare hands?
Every day I'm believing more and more that you're just trying to get a reaction out of people tbh :laugh:

:clap1:

You can't put sense where there is none.

[Marsh.]

Women make the world go around, especially the hot ones, how can you hate them The Truth? Especially considering you came out of one of them?

I'm beginning to think he was grown in a lab.

[arista]

I'm beginning to think he was grown in a lab.


No its how "some"
Women
have treated him.


Its not his fault

[Crimson Dynamo]

No its how "some"
Women
have treated him.


Its not his fault

Yes, he has been damaged by evil women, and there are some around - passive aggressive types with agendas and a stare that could cut glass

i have illustrated one below

http://www.ingeniouspress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hillary-clinton-evil-stare.jpg

[Kazanne]

I hear that Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.



It's called the iRon.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mna5gSGO1rpivi1o1_500.gif#gerard%20butler %20gif%20500x216

[Marc]

Tampons rely on female sales.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Tampons rely on female sales.

I recall going out with a large lump of lewisian gneiss back in the day. She used to get me to but her tampons but she never paid me back for them

Jesus, it was like getting blood out of a stone with that one

smh

[Jake.]

Oh, here he is...

LOL

[Mystic Mock]

I'm beginning to think he was grown in a lab.

Lol.

Was it Dexter's lab that he grew out of or a woman hating lab?

[AnnieK]

it is 100% deal with it. how many women firefighters climbed up the twin towers on 911 ? NONE. deal with it....now go recruit women to go down the mines build the roads, build the pylons and skyscrapers, the sewerage the water...etc If its equality you dmeand then go get the women to get their hands dirty, theyll need to take their false nails of first though...meanwhile all those nasty sexist women hating men are left fixing and building everything and ensuring everyone has electricity, clena water, roads, buildings , sewerage and all the other endless nasty jobs women at leats 99% dont even bother with. shame on them. shame on the pc brigade for claling callng women out for their laziness in these fields....also shame on the pc brigade for lowering the standards and testing for the army ,police and fire bridage, putting milllions of people at greater risk just to suit a pc agenda. disgusting

More and more women are actually training to do trades such as plumbing, building, electricians etc but recent studies have found that the pay gap between men and women is highest in these trades with women being paid on average of 32% less to do the same job as their male counter parts.....

[King Gizzard]

we have female window cleaners

[Mystic Mock]

we have female window cleaners

I bet I know what you do Nathan when they're cleaning a window and they have their back turned against you lol.

[Marsh.]

Nothing worse than forgetting to close the curtains when the window cleaner is here. D:

[Crimson Dynamo]

People cant clean their own windows?

Has the world gone mad?

[Marsh.]

I haven't got time to be getting up ladders with a bucket! :fist:

I have vertigo!!!

[King Gizzard]

i think it's more of a -we don't want to break their hearts by saying we don't want them anymore- kind of thing. Not sure if they make much money as it is.

[Mystic Mock]

And you might get the shot to check out any hot women if they clean your window.

[the truth]

More and more women are actually training to do trades such as plumbing, building, electricians etc but recent studies have found that the pay gap between men and women is highest in these trades with women being paid on average of 32% less to do the same job as their male counter parts.....

good about time they got off their backsides...though I dont believe for asecond this is really happening...how many female plumbers and sparkies and road workers etc have you met employed or even seen compared to male ones? really? ..id love to see women tarmac the roads clean the sewers but sadly theyre too lazy to do so....the average wage of women is less because they dont work as long or as hard or in as many dangerous jobs. if more of them stop milking benefits and sitting on their asses smoking fags and drinking booze paid for by the tax payer then maybe the average female wage will rise. until then all the masses of women do is p^ss and moan and demand something for nothing. pathetic culture.

[the truth]

You do realise that every single word of that is a contradiction right? You want equality for everyone, but don't think women should be aloud in the police force, or to be fire fighters and nurses, yet you chastise them for not doing dangerous enough work, what do you want them to do? build life size replicas of Stonehenge with their bare hands?
Every day I'm believing more and more that you're just trying to get a reaction out of people tbh :laugh:

every word from you is contradiction and yet again you contribute zero to the thread and isntead have a personal attack at the messenger and not the message. sad.

[Jake.]

good about time they got off their backsides...though I dont believe for asecond this is really happening...how many female plumbers and sparkies and road workers etc have you met employed or even seen compared to male ones? really? ..id love to see women tarmac the roads clean the sewers but sadly theyre too lazy to do so....the average wage of women is less because they dont work as long or as hard or in as many dangerous jobs. if more of them stop milking benefits and sitting on their asses smoking fags and drinking booze paid for by the tax payer then maybe the average female wage will rise. until then all the masses of women do is p^ss and moan and demand something for nothing. pathetic culture.

This might be the most pathetic/offensive post I've read on here in a long time.

[Marsh.]

Why is this troll still around? :crazy:

Josy, get the kettle on, I'm coming to your office.

[Liam-]

every word from you is contradiction and yet again you contribute zero to the thread and isntead have a personal attack at the messenger and not the message. sad.

How was that a contradiction?
And it's not personal attacks, i just can't take your posts in conversations seriously because you don't produce fact, you produce nonsense wrapped up as fact and that doesn't work as a genuine argument.