FIFA 15 Pro Clubs Thread (PS4) Simpdoria Are Bottling *****!!!

[Drew.]

Made mine a creator now too, says we both have 75 finishing

[Brother Leon]

We dont need you finishing,fam. We need you with top passing(whatever gives you that) :laugh:

[Drew.]

Passing only goes down a tiny bit, finishing and dribbling go up loads. I've missed so many easy chances from skying it over this will hopefully be much better. Scored a goal similar to Purdys drunken 30 yarder in my first drop in game since changing it.

[Drew.]

Right then, chop chop ladies

[Locke.]

Think I'll drop back to full back from now on

[Drew.]

Where is Leon

[Brother Leon]

Back at 10. I'm out at the moment.

[Drew.]

What are the chances David will be fast asleep by then

[Locke.]

Almost certain

[Drew.]

Time to join another club

[Brother Leon]

You fools better be on tonight. We secure safety again for another year.


#TheGreatEscape

[Drew.]

I'll be around until the early hours, hopefully Purds won't be asleep

[Locke.]

I expect you to both have reported for duty in 15 minutes

[Drew.]

I'll be there Andy

[Drew.]

LEON AND RYAN THIS IS URGENT!

report to fifa duties immediately!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

the app is actually a really good replacement until I get the real thing, surprised by how much it lets you do. built myself a nice little Serie A outfit over the past 3 days. :love:

(no pro options obviously, just ultimate team CPU seasons/tournaments)

[Brother Leon]

I'm on in 30mins!!!


The Great Escape.

[Drew.]

You two fools about?

[Locke.]

Will be on in about an hour

[Drew.]

Splendid

[Brother Leon]

Not about until about 9.

[Drew.]

Purds has cancelled a girls night out for a fifa session, that is dedication. We will see you soon Leon.

[Brother Leon]

On at 10.30. We aren't getting off before 1.30 minimum.

[Drew.]

Excellent, Purds will have to watch Graham Norton on the iplayer then

[Locke.]

I'll be in bed with a mug of tea I'm afraid

[Brother Leon]

Driving home now. Home in like 10. We agreed in changing to Palermo then?

[Drew.]

Yeaaa

[Drew.]

Let me know when you're going on

[Brother Leon]

Division 7 Title is ours!

Division 6. Never would have expected that after our first night playing :joker:

[Locke.]

4 wins in a row tonight to win the title, we can't be stopped

[Drew.]

Leon posing for the cameras, i'm ****ed off my head already.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bzn4T5SIUAA12hF.jpg:large

[Drew.]

Gather the troops

[Brother Leon]

Let's get relegation done with so we can go back to ripping teams.

[Brother Leon]

Tonight? I'm free from 10:30 as usual.

[Drew.]

Sounds good

I have been doing some investigating and i have improved my pro. Rated 87 as a CAM now, both long and short passing into the 90's. Did you use boosts Leon?

[Brother Leon]

Sounds good

I have been doing some investigating and i have improved my pro. Rated 87 as a CAM now, both long and short passing into the 90's. Did you use boosts Leon?

Used what? I'm not in this getting banned from EA **** :joker:

[Drew.]

It's nothing dodgy. I was looking through the catalogue where you use points to buy things and it turns out you can upgrade your online pro. Theres a ton of different things to buy. You can also buy boots which are pretty exclusive. Hopefully you're a high level and have plenty of points.

[Brother Leon]

Looked into it in google. Looks good. You may have to gift me some of the higher level stuff, because I'm ridiculously low lol

[Drew.]

Yeah i sent David a nice pair of boots and a boost pack :laugh: Spent quite a lot of points but should be able to send you a good amount if needed

[Brother Leon]

What boots do you get from the pack?


I'll be on by 10 today actually. Finished early.

[Drew.]

There are loads of different boots that aren't in the edit bit, they don't come up in the edit section until you buy them. Some of the Nikes >

[Brother Leon]

Ok. Im running late again. 10:30 it is. Gift me anything you can after level 15, because I think that is my level.

[Locke.]

Drew is only sending you stuff if you're on by 10.10

[Drew.]

Champions again!!!!!! Dramatic scenes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0GwVE7CQAI_y33.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0GwNOiIIAA4d7G.jpg:large

[Shaun]

I've just ordered my copy... I should be dragging you guys down within a week :flutter:

[Locke.]

Good timing, we just won another title

[Drew.]

Excellent, we are crying out for a 7ft centre back

[Shaun]

probably for the best I am a defender tbh, my through balls on fifa14 are magic :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

Good stuff. We are back in division 6 after back to back relegations. Good ol' 5 at the back lol.

[Black Dagger]

Me and Shaun as CB's. The Kompany/Koscielny of Simp.

[Drew.]

Lucas twatting the ball the wrong way and scoring Vergini style own goals

[Shaun]

i'll probably get replaced by Nathan's Vlaar when/if he gets a PS4

[Drew.]

Only a month of Simpdoria left before i set up camp in my room and stick to GTA for a year

[Shaun]

this game is upsetting and i no longer like Drew

jammy **** scoring a free kick from basically the corner flag :bored: i scored one goal in 4 games against him

Roma 4-0 Fiorentina
England 1-1 Colombia (i was winning until the 70-oddth minute </3)
Valencia 4-0 Sevilla
Southampton 3-0 Everton </3

tbf I had only played 3 'beginner' games prior to it, and I seem to have chosen wank teams

[Locke.]

I see Drew has been robbing the teams that I always go, that is the only reason he has beaten you

[Drew.]

Possession wise things were pretty even, a couple of screamers from Hendo and Negredo. You will fit straight into the Simpdoria midfield though.

[Brother Leon]

I'm about at the usual time tonight until late. Let's secure promotion to Division ****ing 4.

[Shaun]

I'll be in bed sorry :p I've been up since about 1am

[Locke.]

I'll be on after Graham Norton

[Drew.]

I have just noticed Shaun is level 76, he can almost by us all Afros at 77

[Shaun]

:joker: my brother won't stop using my email for his xbox account, i think i've probably contributed 4 levels to that

[Brother Leon]

Time to make sure Shaun knows I'm his best friend :).


Also...one of you remind me to check if we've ublocked any other Stadiums.

[Brother Leon]

Calling all members. Your duty awaits.

[Shaun]

racking up the 5.8s and 6.0s here

[Locke.]

Promoted from Division 5 and 4 points from 2 games in Division 4, the rise to the top level is still going strong

[Brother Leon]

Bright start to Division 4. Me and Locke continue to be ruthless up front.

[Shaun]

i felt so proud getting that assist :flutter:

[Drew.]

Division 4 champions!!!!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B01hC1tIgAAFB4l.jpg:large

[Drew.]

Current team stats

http://i.imgur.com/BFaXXpf.png

[Shaun]

i have these catalogue things that say "online-pro win" which i assume means 3 free points, idk how many of them there are or if you even want them but hai/

[Drew.]

Think we've all bought the ones we can, you might as well get every single one you can too, your pro will be so much better.

[Shaun]

oh i see drew :idc: think i need improvement do you
shall do, i think gifted you guys some too

[Black Dagger]

I'm currently head cheerleader :idc:

Although I made a cracking chant up to the sounds of Euphoria by Loreen so xo.

[Brother Leon]

i have these catalogue things that say "online-pro win" which i assume means 3 free points, idk how many of them there are or if you even want them but hai/

We can only use it once. But you could probably gift it is and we could redeem it. Let's see if we desperately need 3 points to survive division 3.

[Shaun]

OH MY GOD l SCORED

[Locke.]

The great escape is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Locke.]

The great escape is off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

:joker:

that goal in the very first minute :bored: also our keeper is a ****ing jobber

[Brother Leon]

Is Drew still feeling Blue or is he ready to bounce back?

[Drew.]

TWD night

[Brother Leon]

That finishes at 10.

[Locke.]

Promotion tonight, back to division 3

[Drew.]

The 9pm episode is tame, it cuts out some of the gore in the scenes, will just have to record the 11pm one if we go on then.

[Brother Leon]

Play at 10 for a couple hours until NBA?

[Drew.]

Sounds good.

I set the nba auction draft at 11:30 just in case you you wanted to do it again, Andy mentioned he wanted to as well.

[Shaun]

i'm getting quite tired of seeing characters on other teams with the obligatory blue afro

smh no originality out there in the fifandom

[Drew.]

Yeah i've gone off the afros, they seem to be in every game we play now. I need those dreadlocks.

[Brother Leon]

I want blond dreads. Shame I am years away lol

[Brother Leon]

Everybody get on asap. We have promotion to division ****ing the to seal in these final 2 games.

[Drew.]

Gotta think of a way to wake David up first

[Shaun]

very well sir

[Drew.]

You coming on Shaun? Will be without David but myself, you and Leon can still play a few games.. you can go in a more advanced position now too

[Brother Leon]

Terrible.

[Shaun]

that 90th minute penalty :inamood:

[Brother Leon]

From on the verge of division 2 to certain relegation to division 4. Gotta love this game.

[Brother Leon]

Chop chop Drew & Shaun.

[Drew.]

Shaun

[Shaun]

ok gaaaawd

[Drew.]

Fifa in 10 mins!!! a drunk David has arrived home

[Drew.]

Bugsy denied an incredible game winner by a terrible last minute tackle in the box by Sosa

[Brother Leon]

This game is ****.

[Shaun]

Bugsy denied an incredible game winner by a terrible last minute tackle in the box by Sosa

i cried

and if it weren't for me that deficit would've been seven goals instead of six as well :inamood: two goals in a night, what a rout

[Locke.]

I've done all I could for the team tonight but am constantly let down by those around me

[Brother Leon]

5ft9 Sosa having to win every header for the team as 6ft9 Purdy walks around the pitch.

[Drew.]

Title winners again with a little help from new star signing Bugsy Stank Fanni

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1zRLJsIYAEUOyu.jpg:large

[Shaun]

i understand the shame of giving away a penalty now </3

i am trying to make up for it by photobombing every celebration

[Ryan57]

What position are you Shaun?

And, anyone on tonight?

[Shaun]

my bio says CAM but I'm always playing LCM :p

[Ryan57]

That means if I play we can be midfield partners, with Drew just ahead of us. :flutter:

[Drew.]

What position are you Shaun?

And, anyone on tonight?

Will probably be on around 11ish

[Ryan57]

I'll be there.

[Drew.]

The whole squad getting together for the first time

[Brother Leon]

Good stuff. We should dominate the middle now hopefully.

[Drew.]

Division 1 is imminent

[Shaun]

the game's sort-of making me hate the French

those ****ers are scary-good at this

[Brother Leon]

LOL. Every time I see a french kit I'm just thinking "oh **** this".



Last night really was surreal though. Everything bounced out way for once.

[Drew.]

David is abandoning Graham Norton tonight so fifa can commence earlier than 11

[Brother Leon]

Fear my run as top scorer and assister at the club will be ending soon. Drew slowly catching up on both counts.

[Drew.]

I have been a changed player since i scraped the Brazilian look and went for my lucky pink boots. The race to 100 goals will come to a conclusion tonight.

[Shaun]

how nice for you to be in positions to score :idc:

i keep getting docked rating points if i veer beyond the halfway line :bored: and must run back and forth like a tennis match

[Drew.]

Move aside Purdy, Bugsy is becoming our new number 9

[Shaun]

I changed my name as well, I got a bit bored of the fanny. I can't remember the new name :worry:

[Locke.]

I got 7 or 8 assists last night, I want some bloody goals tonight to make my target of 100 goals in 200 games

[Ryan57]

how nice for you to be in positions to score :idc:

i keep getting docked rating points if i veer beyond the halfway line :bored: and must run back and forth like a tennis match

Yeah, that's fooking annoying. I'm a box to box midfielder yet the game ignores that. It also doesn't make allowances for the fact my pro's speed and mobility is akin to Fellaini and like I'm stuck in cement.

Might just make my player the maximum height and score tons of headers.

[Drew.]

fifa at 9:30ish

[Ryan57]

I'll be on a bit later. Hopefully you're on a winning streak by the time I join.

[Shaun]

well

[Drew.]

We will be on in like 10 minutes, David is dragging his mother out of the living room so he can have the TV to himself

[Drew.]

No wait quick Bugsy come now!!!!

[Ryan57]

I'm on my way. Might be a bit rusty though.

Losing 4-0 I see. :joker:

[Shaun]

**** you, pena herrero

[Drew.]

The ref has done me over here

[Ryan57]

9 men. :joker:

[Ryan57]

YES LEON!

[Shaun]

SOSAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Heroes!!!!


Except Drew :idc:

[Ryan57]

What play!

[Brother Leon]

These 8 humans teams ffs

[Ryan57]

Shaun's cross was fooking Beckham esque. I'm still fapping over the cross and goal.

[Shaun]

Shaun's cross was fooking Beckham esque. I'm still fapping over the cross and goal.

:flutter:

i think all of my assists have been like that as well

1 goal and 3 assists in a night :dazzler:

[Brother Leon]

-Prepares to join the 100 Club-

[Drew.]

Ryan & Shaun we are heading on fifa if you want to join us

[Shaun]

you are bloody committed to ICB first young man

[Brother Leon]

Prepare the 100 club for me guys.

[Brother Leon]

Heartbreaking loss in the final.


We go again.

[Locke.]

4 goals and an assist in a 5-1 win to send us through to the semis, a performance to tell the grandchildren about

[Shaun]

this ref is a DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Locke.]

Leon going on all night about getting his 100th goal and 3 hours later when he's finally got it it turns out cup goals don't register on the stats and it still says 99

[Shaun]

:joker:

the cup can **** off

[Brother Leon]

I2bBZvSPpOo

The 100 club is open

http://www.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/r-kelly-cookie-video.jpg

[Shaun]

looks like i'm the only one who showed up to training this week

[Locke.]

I made one critical error for the first goal in the final game but apart from that I thought I done ok for my first game as a deeper midfielder.

I've completely lost it as a striker though.

[Raph]

I'll be getting this next week David! Will need a while to adjust as I haven't played in ages though :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

We need to try switch Purdy and Drew permanantly. Drew's playmakkng is frustrating, but his pace will be helpful up front.


Switch your guy to a CAM playmaker or Striker finisher for tonight, Purdy.

[Drew.]

Its not bloody playmaking when im in our own half being the furthest midfielders back.

But yeah, i am down for playing as a striker for a bit.

[Drew.]

Calling out Bugsy, Fifa in 15 minutes.

[Shaun]

**** all of that

i hate this game and i am never playing CAM again

[Locke.]

Get back on Shaun quick!!!!!!!! We have equalized!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

A win!!!!

[Shaun]

my first ever red :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

Finding form at the right time.

[Shaun]

that was the first time i've finished above a 7.0, let alone a 9.0 :joker:

[Locke.]

An added 2.0 for the celebration

[Shaun]

that and the bear are my go-to faves

[Locke.]

A good start in Division 3 for once. Back on about 9.30-10

[Brother Leon]

Safety!!!!


I can smell division 2.

[Brother Leon]

Don't let me down. Back in 5!!!

[Shaun]

****ing Prince ruining our 100% streak

[Brother Leon]

If we choke this away.....


Quick ****ing passing!!!

[Brother Leon]

****ing bottling *****.

[Locke.]

Bottled it. Done with the game.

[Shaun]

lmfao

i just...

[Drew.]

WE GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

[Ryan57]

Lol, what happened?

[Locke.]

1 point off division 2 with 3 games to go and we lose all 3

[Ryan57]

:joker:

The game is great at bending you over fooking you in the arse.

[Locke.]

Calling Bugsy and Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

One final go. Me,Drew and Locke are on.

[Locke.]

What a comeback!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

*is lifted through the streets of TiBB Town*

[Drew.]

Bugsy you beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

What a ****ing win.

[Shaun]

*interview with bbc sport*

it was all locke really, i was just there for the end of it, can't fault the guy

[Shaun]

I think drew needs a lay down

[Drew.]

You've killed me Bugsy

[Brother Leon]

Locke coming in with the thickest Scouse accent on mic. Subtitles definitely needed.

[Locke.]

Here we go

[Locke.]

Just arrived for the first day of pre-season training for Fifa 16. Considered leaving over the summer but after carrying the team last season I've been offered a huge De-Bruyne like contract and will likely be sticking with Simpdoria another year

[Drew.]

Excellent, i am more than ready for the return of Simpdoria. Best get looking for some new kits

[Drew.]

hi everyone. i am not a fan but my friend asked me to put a few words together to show some support. hope you all enjoy. catch you later drew and good luck with team - and if they win - remember me OK

Simpdoria FC encouragement from Drew on thisisbigbrother 28.09.14

time to get sporty
i am supporting the crew
if you have to play naughty
its ok by me and Drew.
walk out brave
fear you must all hide
the ball is your slave
wack it with pride.
humiliate your opponents
make them pant
call them the rodents
and work stronger and harder then any ant.
around the pitch whiz
the crowd will adore
like a can will fizz
the sparkle is in the score.
the game will end with euphoria
fans won't cover
you slaughtered them " Simpdoria"
and this was inspired by "Drew"on thisisbigbrother.

This does not ****ing slip now!!!

Listen. Listen. This is gone.

We go to Stadio Simpico. Exactly the same.

We go again. Come on!!!!!!

Simpdoria SIMDORIA UNITED!!!!


**** sakes

[Locke.]

BREAKING: Ryan has arrived for training

http://i.imgur.com/nyRMBXL.jpg

[Shaun]

Really excited to get my 4 assists and 9 red cards this season

[Drew.]

Reminder Purds

http://i.imgur.com/9kE9aPq.png

[Brother Leon]

Too much laughs on this. Can't believe how many bottle jobs we had :joker:

[Ryan57]

BREAKING: Ryan has arrived for training

http://i.imgur.com/nyRMBXL.jpg

Yep. Had a great work out. Absolutely knackered, though. Let myself go a little in the off season.

https://redlondon.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fat-rooney.jpg

[Brother Leon]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/21/00/29D23A0B00000578-3132977-Salomon_Kalou_far_right_shared_this_snap_of_himsel f_with_Depay_L-a-10_1434843955640.jpg

I been on holiday recruiting some great additions to the team.

[Drew.]

Early contender for this seasons kit

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/football/afc-bournemouth-2015-2016-jd-third-football-shirt.jpg

[Shaun]

do they do third kits on FIFA :think: I know they do some 'classic'/alternative ones for the big teams but idk about this

(but yes that gets my vote)

[Drew.]

Yeah they usually do 3rd kits