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[Christmas Dynasnow]

:shocked: Monster green fanged killer

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779362/Moment-jumping-spider-menaced-family-five-years-leaps-hole-catch-fake-fly.html?ito=video_player_click

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Plymouth of course very close to say places like er, um...Cork. :umm2:

[T*]

0:21-0:40 for the actual video rather than an irritating guy rambling on

[ChristmasNeeve]

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[Creggle]

deodorant & lighter would fix this problem quite easily, but of course why not run to the media and kick up a fuss :idc:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

deodorant & lighter would fix this problem quite easily, but of course why not run to the media and kick up a fuss :idc:

Why kill it?


You may as well go and throw rocks at a swan

:nono:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Why kill it?


You may as well go and throw rocks at a swan

:nono:

How is that going to kill the spider? :rolleyes:

[Candy Annie Cane]

How is that going to kill the spider? :rolleyes:

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

0:21-0:40 for the actual video rather than an irritating guy rambling on

Can add this to things that irritate me, when you're searching for a viral video and there's just thousands of these videos where people talk about the video then show about 3 seconds of the actual video. **** off

[Creggle]

Why kill it?


You may as well go and throw rocks at a swan

:nono:

house spiders are useless, should never feel any regret for killing a 'domestic' spider. its the garden spiders that deal with flies so it's open season on any other kind imo, bloody horrible wretched things

[Marsh.]

How is that going to kill the spider? :rolleyes:

:joker:

[Livia]

In other spider news... fears are growing tonight for Incy Wincy. He was last seen this morning attempting to climb a water spout but disappeared soon after a heavy shower hampered his progress. An shocked onlooker said, "The rain came down and just washed the spider out". More on this story at ten.

[Rob!]

How is that going to kill the spider? :rolleyes:

:joker:

[Dollface]

house spiders are useless, should never feel any regret for killing a 'domestic' spider. its the garden spiders that deal with flies so it's open season on any other kind imo, bloody horrible wretched things

Sorry Creggy but me no agree with this :sad:
I'm pretty scared of spiders but if one wanders into my room, i get someone to gently put it outside for me (or i put it outside myself if no-one else is around). There's nothing endearing about spiders so i think that's why people don't think anything of killing them, but at the end of the day they're still living creatures :sad: "should never feel any regret for killing a domestic spider" why not? :conf: most spiders are less harmful than some humans :umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

nah

[Creggle]

Sorry Creggy but me no agree with this :sad:
I'm pretty scared of spiders but if one wanders into my room, i get someone to gently put it outside for me (or i put it outside myself if no-one else is around). There's nothing endearing about spiders so i think that's why people don't think anything of killing them, but at the end of the day they're still living creatures :sad: "should never feel any regret for killing a domestic spider" why not? :conf: most spiders are less harmful than some humans :umm2:

hey we can't agree on everything :hehe: if i didn't have arachnophobia id probably put them outside too, but im way too scared to leave them alone :shrug: they must be killed im afraid :sad:

[Merry Mockmas]

I'm sorry but I always get one of my family members to kill the Spiders.

[Josy]

house spiders are useless, should never feel any regret for killing a 'domestic' spider. its the garden spiders that deal with flies so it's open season on any other kind imo, bloody horrible wretched things

This isn't true.

If you lift a spider in your house and place On your indoor plants it will stay there and also kill any flies that go near your plant.

I am terrified of spiders but see my mother in law doing this a lot.

[Ninastar]

In other spider news... fears are growing tonight for Incy Wincy. He was last seen this morning attempting to climb a water spout but disappeared soon after a heavy shower hampered his progress. An shocked onlooker said, "The rain came down and just washed the spider out". More on this story at ten.

probably the one time i will ever say this but

GET OUT OF HERE!!111111111

[Creggle]

This isn't true.

If you lift a spider in your house and place On your indoor plants it will stay there and also kill any flies that go near your plant.

I am terrified of spiders but see my mother in law doing this a lot.

lol really? i always see them roaming around never building webs and if they do they are the tiniest little things that they dont seem to revisit. i actually have a garden spider in my room at the minute and leaving him be, its been in here a good week now and literally hasn't moved from it's little corner :lovedup:

think im gonna name him larry :hehe:

[Slevin]

i dont like getting bit and i do from time to time so sorry but spider in my house he be dead. best stay out my domicile.

[user104658]

How is that going to kill the spider? :rolleyes:
Throw rock at Swan, shout "ey! Ey, Swan! There's a huge spider at my house and if you don't fly right over there and kill it, the next rock's going square between your bastard eyes!"

Spider problem solved.

[mr rochester]

In other spider news... fears are growing tonight for Incy Wincy. He was last seen this morning attempting to climb a water spout but disappeared soon after a heavy shower hampered his progress. An shocked onlooker said, "The rain came down and just washed the spider out". More on this story at ten.


It's ten. We are proud to announce, viewers, that the sun (surprisingly) came out again and Incy Wincy showing great fortitude of mind and body gave it another go. He is now perched on the top of the water spout looking utterly bemused and claims to be awaiting further instructions from Spider H.Q. Unfortunately he appears to have lost his mobile phone and is (allegedly) bereft without it. NATO have been informed and are sending in the troops. We are reliably informed that an air strike is deemed unnecessary at the moment.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Throw rock at Swan, shout "ey! Ey, Swan! There's a huge spider at my house and if you don't fly right over there and kill it, the next rock's going square between your bastard eyes!"

Spider problem solved.

Ah I see, clever :think: