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kirklancaster
03-10-2014, 05:39 PM
Four from my schooldays:
1) What is it? - Hair to hair, flesh to flesh, covers your balls when you go to rest.
2) What is it? - Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and you shove it in tarts.
3) What is it? - Three fourths of a cross, and a circle complete
Let two semi-circles on a perpendicular meet
Next add a triangle which stands on two feet
Two semi-circles, then a circle complete.
4) Question: A Frog can cover 1 foot in a single jump. There is a pool
which measures 20 feet in diameter and a frog is dead in the
centre.
How many leaps will it take the frog to get out of the pond?
1: Underwear?
2: Raspberry Jam?
3: no
4: no
Pete.
03-10-2014, 05:50 PM
:grin2:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 05:50 PM
1: Underwear?
2: Raspberry Jam?
3: no
4: no
just helping but underwear covers your thingys when your not in the shower/bath, not just when you go to rest.
just helping but underwear covers your thingys when your not in the shower/bath, not just when you go to rest.
I know that? http://i.imgur.com/Gks6HxHs.gif
Liam-
03-10-2014, 05:56 PM
1. Blanket
2. Jam
3. Tobacco
4. The frog can't get out of the pond, because it's dead.
1. Blanket
2. Jam
3. Tobacco
4. The frog can't get out of the pond, because it's dead.
You googled them, didn't you! :laugh:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 05:58 PM
I know that? http://i.imgur.com/Gks6HxHs.gif
why say underwear then :laugh2:
why say underwear then :laugh2:
It was a guess :facepalm:
Liam-
03-10-2014, 05:59 PM
You googled them, didn't you! :laugh:
Just because some people understand riddles, doesn't mean they cheat Thomas :hmph:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:01 PM
It was a guess :facepalm:
everyone knows underwear is wore 24/7 though, was just trying to help you.:laugh:
Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:02 PM
everyone knows underwear is wore 24/7 though, was just trying to help you.:laugh:
Unless someone is a nudist.. and you don't wear them in the shower/bath :hehe:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:03 PM
Unless someone is a nudist.. and you don't wear them in the shower/bath :hehe:
oh yeah, and when people have sex :creep:
kirklancaster
03-10-2014, 06:04 PM
1. Blanket
2. Jam
3. Tobacco
4. The frog can't get out of the pond, because it's dead.
3 & 4 are bang on Liam. 2 is close but 1. is way off.
oh yeah, and when people have sex :creep:
http://i.imgur.com/VQSugwzs.png
Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:06 PM
oh yeah, and when people have sex :creep:
Ew, what is sex? :angel:
Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:07 PM
3 & 4 are bang on Liam. 2 is close but 1. is way off.
Typical me, getting the harder ones right, but failing the simple ones :laugh:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:07 PM
Ew, what is sex? :angel:
:hehe:
you know what sex is
Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:09 PM
:hehe:
you know what sex is
Isn't that when the stork brings a baby to the front door? :angel:
everyone knows underwear is wore 24/7 though, was just trying to help you.:laugh:
Why say it then? I don't come up to you and say things like 'The sky is up' :laugh:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:11 PM
Isn't that when the stork brings a baby to the front door? :angel:
;) yes but there are things called condoms and having it with the same sex as you.
Here for every single thread on the forum turning into an argument between Luke and Tom
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:12 PM
Why say it then? I don't come up to you and say things like 'The sky is up' :laugh:
you kinda did the same actually :umm2: on my who remembers this song thread.
Ross.
03-10-2014, 06:13 PM
Here for every single thread on the forum turning into an argument between Luke and Tom
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LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:13 PM
Here for every single thread on the forum turning into an argument between Luke and Tom
i see no arguments :shrug:
Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:14 PM
;) yes but there are things called condoms and having it with the same sex as you.
Ew, Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve :worry:
i see no arguments :shrug:
You ain't my muvva!!!!!!!
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:14 PM
You ain't my muvva!!!!!!!
YES I AM!!!!!
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:15 PM
Ew, Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve :worry:
:hehe:
LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:16 PM
I tried to google the first question :hehe: no answers
Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:16 PM
Not here for being taught about the homosexual way of life in, what's meant to be, an innocent quiz thread.
Ban ha :worry:
Ross.
03-10-2014, 06:49 PM
Really cool and really interesting
Kazanne
03-10-2014, 06:52 PM
2) What is it? - Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and you shove it in tarts.= Rhubarb
kirklancaster
03-10-2014, 07:03 PM
2) What is it? - Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and you shove it in tarts.= Rhubarb
Bang on Kaz - any more? What about number 1. ?
kirklancaster
04-10-2014, 11:10 AM
The answer to number 1. - the only one which nobody got - is your eyelid. :hehe:
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