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kirklancaster
03-10-2014, 05:39 PM
Four from my schooldays:

1) What is it? - Hair to hair, flesh to flesh, covers your balls when you go to rest.

2) What is it? - Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and you shove it in tarts.

3) What is it? - Three fourths of a cross, and a circle complete
Let two semi-circles on a perpendicular meet
Next add a triangle which stands on two feet
Two semi-circles, then a circle complete.

4) Question: A Frog can cover 1 foot in a single jump. There is a pool
which measures 20 feet in diameter and a frog is dead in the
centre.

How many leaps will it take the frog to get out of the pond?

T*
03-10-2014, 05:45 PM
1: Underwear?
2: Raspberry Jam?
3: no
4: no

Pete.
03-10-2014, 05:50 PM
:grin2:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 05:50 PM
1: Underwear?
2: Raspberry Jam?
3: no
4: no

just helping but underwear covers your thingys when your not in the shower/bath, not just when you go to rest.

T*
03-10-2014, 05:55 PM
just helping but underwear covers your thingys when your not in the shower/bath, not just when you go to rest.

I know that? http://i.imgur.com/Gks6HxHs.gif

Liam-
03-10-2014, 05:56 PM
1. Blanket
2. Jam
3. Tobacco
4. The frog can't get out of the pond, because it's dead.

T*
03-10-2014, 05:57 PM
1. Blanket
2. Jam
3. Tobacco
4. The frog can't get out of the pond, because it's dead.

You googled them, didn't you! :laugh:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 05:58 PM
I know that? http://i.imgur.com/Gks6HxHs.gif

why say underwear then :laugh2:

T*
03-10-2014, 05:59 PM
why say underwear then :laugh2:

It was a guess :facepalm:

Liam-
03-10-2014, 05:59 PM
You googled them, didn't you! :laugh:

Just because some people understand riddles, doesn't mean they cheat Thomas :hmph:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:01 PM
It was a guess :facepalm:

everyone knows underwear is wore 24/7 though, was just trying to help you.:laugh:

Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:02 PM
everyone knows underwear is wore 24/7 though, was just trying to help you.:laugh:

Unless someone is a nudist.. and you don't wear them in the shower/bath :hehe:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:03 PM
Unless someone is a nudist.. and you don't wear them in the shower/bath :hehe:

oh yeah, and when people have sex :creep:

kirklancaster
03-10-2014, 06:04 PM
1. Blanket
2. Jam
3. Tobacco
4. The frog can't get out of the pond, because it's dead.

3 & 4 are bang on Liam. 2 is close but 1. is way off.

T*
03-10-2014, 06:05 PM
oh yeah, and when people have sex :creep:

http://i.imgur.com/VQSugwzs.png

Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:06 PM
oh yeah, and when people have sex :creep:

Ew, what is sex? :angel:

Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:07 PM
3 & 4 are bang on Liam. 2 is close but 1. is way off.

Typical me, getting the harder ones right, but failing the simple ones :laugh:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:07 PM
Ew, what is sex? :angel:

:hehe:

you know what sex is

Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:09 PM
:hehe:

you know what sex is

Isn't that when the stork brings a baby to the front door? :angel:

T*
03-10-2014, 06:10 PM
everyone knows underwear is wore 24/7 though, was just trying to help you.:laugh:

Why say it then? I don't come up to you and say things like 'The sky is up' :laugh:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:11 PM
Isn't that when the stork brings a baby to the front door? :angel:

;) yes but there are things called condoms and having it with the same sex as you.

MB.
03-10-2014, 06:11 PM
Here for every single thread on the forum turning into an argument between Luke and Tom

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:12 PM
Why say it then? I don't come up to you and say things like 'The sky is up' :laugh:

you kinda did the same actually :umm2: on my who remembers this song thread.

Ross.
03-10-2014, 06:13 PM
Here for every single thread on the forum turning into an argument between Luke and Tom

[2]

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:13 PM
Here for every single thread on the forum turning into an argument between Luke and Tom

i see no arguments :shrug:

Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:14 PM
;) yes but there are things called condoms and having it with the same sex as you.

Ew, Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve :worry:

MB.
03-10-2014, 06:14 PM
i see no arguments :shrug:

You ain't my muvva!!!!!!!

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:14 PM
You ain't my muvva!!!!!!!

YES I AM!!!!!

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:15 PM
Ew, Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve :worry:

:hehe:

LukeB
03-10-2014, 06:16 PM
I tried to google the first question :hehe: no answers

Liam-
03-10-2014, 06:16 PM
Not here for being taught about the homosexual way of life in, what's meant to be, an innocent quiz thread.
Ban ha :worry:

Ross.
03-10-2014, 06:49 PM
Really cool and really interesting

Kazanne
03-10-2014, 06:52 PM
2) What is it? - Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and you shove it in tarts.= Rhubarb

kirklancaster
03-10-2014, 07:03 PM
2) What is it? - Long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and you shove it in tarts.= Rhubarb

Bang on Kaz - any more? What about number 1. ?

kirklancaster
04-10-2014, 11:10 AM
The answer to number 1. - the only one which nobody got - is your eyelid. :hehe: