And Yet MORE Killer Spider NEWS

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/06/1412585348542_wps_2_The_incredible_spider_s_w.jpgh ttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/06/1412595432686_wps_1_The_incredible_spider_s_w.jpgh ttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/06/1412585341409_wps_1_The_incredible_spider_s_w.jpg


The wide web! Pensioner finds spider's web stretching 6ft between his car and shed

Russell Harding, 74, found the web when he went to work in his garage
Sitting in the middle of the web was an inch-and-half garden spider
Appeared overnight in Colerne, Wiltshire, and disappeared three days later


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2782008/Pensioner-s-shock-finding-SIX-FOOT-wide-spider-web-covering-garage.html



I mean in the name of Gods Dentist!!:shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Niamh.]

http://i59.tinypic.com/23jmm0z.gif

[Rob!]

Garden spiders do that - they make these insanely huge webs and they're only really small. It's like Lesley Jordan living alone in Buckingham Palace.

[Niamh.]

Garden spiders do that - they make these insanely huge webs and they're only really small. It's like Lesley Jordan living alone in Buckingham Palace.

That one in the picture isn't small though :shocked:

[Kizzy]

Its fake see how the web ends much lower in the 2nd pic?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5d8EIYzpiWQ/TnIhVoZnjqI/AAAAAAAAAYE/GPvsNdpoZUw/s1600/garden%2Bspider.png

It's a little privet spider.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its fake see how the web ends much lower in the 2nd pic?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5d8EIYzpiWQ/TnIhVoZnjqI/AAAAAAAAAYE/GPvsNdpoZUw/s1600/garden%2Bspider.png

It's a little privet spider.

:idc:

Another member on the Spider payroll

[Marsh.]

Disappeared three days later?

Stupid bastard, I'd have pulverised it the second I saw it. :fist:

[Kizzy]

I share my house with hobo spiders and false widows... I'm getting quite the expert believe me :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I share my house with hobo spiders and false widows... I'm getting quite the expert believe me :laugh:

D:

[Kizzy]

I'll have to put some pics up, my daughter came home from uni this weekend and was terrified the whole time ... we've never had them this bad, must be a nest somewhere.

[Liam-]

I'll have to put some pics up, my daughter came home from uni this weekend and was terrified the whole time ... we've never had them this bad, must be a nest somewhere.

You seem so calm about that.. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Kizzy's a witch. :worry:

[Kizzy]

Kizzy's a witch. :worry:

I don't see what that's got to do with it.. not all witches like spiders it's not the law :laugh:

[arista]

how nice
LT

[Jordan.]

killer spider? http://i.imgur.com/SJyZxK3.gif I don't mind the ones that know their place outside

[Marsh.]

I don't see what that's got to do with it.. not all witches like spiders it's not the law :laugh:

So you're not denying it. :think: Put that voodoo doll down lady I feel sick already. :nono:

[Scarlett.]

IT'S GAME OVER MAN
IT'S GAME OVER!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzNlHlJCEAAeumJ.jpg

[arista]

IT'S GAME OVER MAN
IT'S GAME OVER!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzNlHlJCEAAeumJ.jpg


Hit the Deck

[Marsh.]

IT'S GAME OVER MAN
IT'S GAME OVER!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzNlHlJCEAAeumJ.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

[Niamh.]

IT'S GAME OVER MAN
IT'S GAME OVER!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzNlHlJCEAAeumJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aTGWoFS.gif

[Kizzy]

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i actually thought that headline was real until i read further

[Tom4784]

I haven't had many spiders in my house for a while, I had a bit of an infestation last year and I think I managed to introduce most of them to the bottom of my shoe so now I like to think the survivors know not to come into my house.

[Creggle]

I share my house with hobo spiders and false widows... I'm getting quite the expert believe me :laugh:

those hobo things arent in the uk, rite?:worry:

[Kizzy]

those hobo things arent in the uk, rite?:worry:

They're in Leeds alright.... I'm looking at one right now ( only joking).


http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/18/arachnophobia-hits-britain-plague-of-giant-house-spiders-will-invade-uk-homes-in-next-few-weeks-experts-warn-4874258/

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/19/theyre-like-normal-spiders-on-steroids-family-becomes-first-victims-of-hobo-arachnids-invading-british-homes-this-autumn-4874830/

[Creggle]

They're in Leeds alright.... I'm looking at one right now ( only joking).


http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/18/arachnophobia-hits-britain-plague-of-giant-house-spiders-will-invade-uk-homes-in-next-few-weeks-experts-warn-4874258/

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/19/theyre-like-normal-spiders-on-steroids-family-becomes-first-victims-of-hobo-arachnids-invading-british-homes-this-autumn-4874830/

how big do they get? that first link makes them look football sized. if they are massive ima need a firearm tbh :bawling:

they have cute faces though, just a shame about those damn legs...

[Amy Jade]

I have conkers in every corner of my bedroom, window and the door and touch wood...haven't seen one in my room for months.

Unless they're waiting till I am asleep and then crawling in my mouth or ears or something :(

[Marsh.]

:worry:

[Kizzy]

how big do they get? that first link makes them look football sized. if they are massive ima need a firearm tbh :bawling:

they have cute faces though, just a shame about those damn legs...

you could prob trip over one... only kidding, their a tad bigger than a normal house spider and the legs are a lil bit longer and thicker.
Check outside your windows for egg sacks that's how mine get in as I'm too soft hearted to remove them when I wash the windows haha!

spiders hate citrus and mint so spray the corners of your rooms and vac up a lot and you'll be fine.

[Creggle]

you could prob trip over one... only kidding, their a tad bigger than a normal house spider and the legs are a lil bit longer and thicker.
Check outside your windows for egg sacks that's how mine get in as I'm too soft hearted to remove them when I wash the windows haha!

spiders hate citrus and mint so spray the corners of your rooms and vac up a lot and you'll be fine.

oh thank god they're only small, couldnt be dealing with them if they were huge, thanks for the advice though! i already hoover ceilings/windowframes/corners etc and use conkers but did not know about mint and citrus!

do they not scare you? you dont kill them or anything? D:

[Marsh.]

Conkers? I use shoes.

[Creggle]

Conkers? I use shoes.

Heh put them around your windows/doors and you don't get many, though some man up and still come in :bawling:

[Marsh.]

I'll stick to using shoes to squash them.

[Kizzy]

oh thank god they're only small, couldnt be dealing with them if they were huge, thanks for the advice though! i already hoover ceilings/windowframes/corners etc and use conkers but did not know about mint and citrus!

do they not scare you? you dont kill them or anything? D:

I try to put them outside if I can, there have been a few fatalities though... they do scare me if they're biggish.