Students encouraged to pee in the shower.

[rubymoo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557


So....do you pee in the shower?

[LukeB]

ew.

[Livia]

Well... it is Norfolk.

[rubymoo]

Well... it is Norfolk.

Lol:laugh:

I have to admit it though.......i have pee'd in the shower:hehe::blush:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

messy

[Marsh.]

I pee in the shower occasionally. :fan:

[rubymoo]

I pee in the shower occasionally. :fan:

:thumbs::laugh:

[Creggle]

if you're literally BUSTING for one, don't see the issue if you get it all in the plughole, for guys anyway. bath on the other hand... :nono: or pools for that matter :yuk:

[Livia]

Lol:laugh:

I have to admit it though.......i have pee'd in the shower:hehe::blush:

So long as you haven't showered in pee. That would be bad. Even for Norfolk.

[Livia]

if you're literally BUSTING for one, don't see the issue if you get it all in the plughole, for guys anyway. bath on the other hand... :nono: or pools for that matter :yuk:

In my experience, men can't get it all down the toilet in a fully lit bathroom, so.....

[Marsh.]

if you're literally BUSTING for one, don't see the issue if you get it all in the plughole, for guys anyway. bath on the other hand... :nono: or pools for that matter :yuk:

Who would piss in the bath? D:

I draw the line at having to bathe in my own filth. :nono:

[Marsh.]

In my experience, men can't get it all down the toilet in a fully lit bathroom, so.....

Or they get it all in the washing basket after a few drinks. :hehe:

[Kyle]

So long as you haven't showered in pee.

Ah urolagnia. A very interesting sexual fetish,

[Livia]

Or they get it all in the washing basket after a few drinks. :hehe:

God I hope not. My washing basket isn't in my bathroom.

[Livia]

Ah urolagnia. A very interesting sexual fetish,

You know Kyle, of everyone on here, I'd have laid money on you knowing the proper name for it.

[kirklancaster]

WTF?????

This advice is stupid. It has not been thought our properly:

1) Why not just pee your pants but keep wearing them for say, a week until the smell is unbearable, or you develop chapping. Then change them.

2) Repeat 1) until you run out of fresh pants.

3) Do not get showered between stages 1) and 2) until you run out of fresh pants to change into.(Don't worry about the smell of B.O, the stench of dried urine will mask it.)

4) Once you are all out of fresh pants, throw them in the shower base with a minuscule splodge of soap powder, then get showered - actively agitating all the pissy pants with your feet to give them a thorough old cleaning.

5) This will result in real savings - not only direct savings by way of Water, Soap Powder, and Electricity (no washing machine.)but indirect savings on booze, food, cinema tickets etc, because you will no longer be going out socially because you'll have no friends left.

n.b -- For real Eco Warriors who wish to make even greater savings; it's OK to crap in the shower at the same time as 4) above. This will save WC flushing and Loo Roll.

This is genuine advice from The Ministry Of Stupid Pillocks

[Kyle]

You know Kyle, of everyone on here, I'd have laid money on you knowing the proper name for it.

:joker:

Easy money liv, easy money indeed.

[Marsh.]

God I hope not. My washing basket isn't in my bathroom.

It doesn't need to be in my experience. :fan:

Either the washing basket or the rug in the hallway. :laugh:

It's always met with "You better change what you're drinking!"

[kirklancaster]

Ah urolagnia. A very interesting sexual fetish,

Is this what us common gits call; 'Water Sports'?

[Marsh.]

Is that like "golden showers"?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It doesn't need to be in my experience. :fan:

Either the washing basket or the rug in the hallway. :laugh:

It's always met with "You better change what you're drinking!"

:worry:

[Kyle]

Is this what us common gits call; 'Water Sports'?

Is that like "golden showers"?

Absolutely right both of ya.

Good to see all the filthy gits know what it is, makes me feel better that I'm not the only pervet on here :laugh:

[Livia]

It doesn't need to be in my experience. :fan:

Either the washing basket or the rug in the hallway. :laugh:

It's always met with "You better change what you're drinking!"

If you ever stay with me I'm putting newspaper down for you.

[kirklancaster]

Absolutely right both of ya.

Good to see all the filthy gits know what it is, makes me feel better that I'm not the only pervet on here :laugh:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

pee is meant to be good for athletes foot!

[Marsh.]

If you ever stay with me I'm putting newspaper down for you.

:hehe: I need the cat litter. :laugh:

[Kyle]

If you ever stay with me I'm putting newspaper down for you.

Don't pick him he's practically hanging off Kizzy's coat tails the two timing tail tugger that he is :worry:

[Ninastar]

Livia as your wife, he is NOT staying in the house!!111

maybe in the shed xo

[Marsh.]

Absolutely right both of ya.

Good to see all the filthy gits know what it is, makes me feel better that I'm not the only pervet on here :laugh:

I don't have a perverted fetish. :smug:

[Livia]

Don't pick him he's practically hanging off Kizzy's coat tails the two timing tail tugger that he is :worry:

Oh you can come too Kyle, plenty of room for both of you.

In the garage.

Stay away from my car though.

[Marsh.]

Livia as your wife, he is NOT staying in the house!!111

maybe in the shed xo

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

pee is meant to be good for athletes foot!

I think I'll stick with Canestan if I ever get Athlete's Foot Ninastar.:joker:

[Marsh.]

Don't pick him he's practically hanging off Kizzy's coat tails the two timing tail tugger that he is :worry:

She already dumped me. :sad:

[kirklancaster]

So long as you haven't showered in pee. That would be bad. Even for Norfolk.

:shrug::joker::joker::joker:

[Kyle]

Oh you can come too Kyle, plenty of room for both of you.

In the garage.

Stay away from my car though.

Erm.......ok it wasn't exactly what I was hoping for but if two lads is what it takes to get you going then I guess I'm game if you are marsh? :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no lies i bet some of yall are genuinely aroused rn

[Ninastar]

I think I'll stick with Canestan if I ever get Athlete's Foot Ninastar.:joker:

if u eva change u mind, let me kno xxoxoxoxo

i have enough pee for the both of us :blush2:

[GypsyGoth]

:umm2:

[Livia]

Livia as your wife, he is NOT staying in the house!!111

maybe in the shed xo

Oh I wouldn't let them in the house. They'd probably want to get on to the furniture.

[Marsh.]

Oh I wouldn't let them in the house. They'd probably want to get on to the furniture.

I don't take my shoes off either. :smug:

[kirklancaster]

if u eva change u mind, let me kno xxoxoxoxo

i have enough pee for the both of us :blush2:

Now, that's different....uhmm. :blush:

[Ninastar]

Oh I wouldn't let them in the house. They'd probably want to get on to the furniture.

i have the spray bottle ready!! (and i've laced it with bleach)

[Shaun]

I've done it before and I'll do it again goddamnit :fist:

[Black Dagger]

If I've got in and I need a pee then I'll go because it will all go down the drain anyway, I'll be cold if I get out :fist:

[kirklancaster]

I've done it before and I'll do it again goddamnit :fist:

:joker:

[Kizzy]

She already dumped me. :sad:

No I didn't! would I ever my sweet babboo?...
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[arista]

"University students are being urged to urinate in the shower in a bid to save water."

This Stinks

Bring it UP
in Parliament
I say


Sign Of The Times

[arista]

pee is meant to be good for athletes foot!


Feck sake
the Drains are not for Piss
they are the wrong plastic for Piss


Do You not Understand?

[Ninastar]

Feck sake
the Drains are not for Piss
they are the wrong plastic for Piss


Do You not Understand?

im gonna piss in your drains, Arista!!!!

[GypsyGoth]

im gonna piss in your drains, Arista!!!!

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[MTVN]

Ah my old Uni, this is why we did so well in student satisfaction tables

[billy123]

I once fell asleep in the shower sat on the plughole in Ibiza and flooded the room we were in and the hotel reception and was woken up by the woman on reception shouting at me in spanish threatening to throw me out of the hotel.
I didnt piss in the shower though thats just horrid i had already had one in the pool.
The woman on reception turned out to be a very friendly lady in the end but thats another story.
Damn i wish i was young again. :bawling:

[arista]

im gonna piss in your drains, Arista!!!!


But that can turn my workers on?

[rubymoo]

im gonna piss in your drains, Arista!!!!

:laugh:

[rubymoo]

I once fell asleep in the shower sat on the plughole in Ibiza and flooded the room we were in and the hotel reception and was woken up by the woman on reception shouting at me in spanish threatening to throw me out of the hotel.
I didnt piss in the shower though thats just horrid i had already had one in the pool.
The woman on reception turned out to be a very friendly lady in the end but thats another story.
Damn i wish i was young again. :bawling:

Great story bobnot:hehe:

Ah to be young again........Ibiza:flutter:

[Kyle]

Ah to be young again........Ibiza:flutter:

Please....do go on..... :evilgrin:

[Samuel.]

Been proudly saving water for years :pipe:

[kirklancaster]

Been proudly saving water for years :pipe:

:hehe:

[rubymoo]

Please....do go on..... :evilgrin:

What happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza:fan: