The X Factor 2014 - 1st Live & Results Show Discussion (7:30 Sat - 8:15 Sun - ITV1HD)

[Marc]

I'm glad they've stuck James in lead vocals

[Doogle]

whoever did most of it was amazing the rest r trash

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3

[Drew.]

Its like watching a group of kids jumping around the hall together at a school disco

3/10

[Ammi]

..they're not bad, I don't like the song choice for them but they didn't do a bad job with harmonies...

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8

[Jordan.]

Louis is a katy cat

[Marc]

James to replace Overload

[GypsyGoth]

i want the new boyband to destroy me

:laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..they're not bad, I don't like the song choice for them but they didn't do a bad job with harmonies...

ammi, it was atrocious. :bawling:

[Jamesy]

Stereo Kicks - 2

Better than Overload. But a mess either way. Ew.

[LukeB]

8 is too much for a band

[Doogle]

here for the naked photoshoot without the underage members (hopefully the underage ones get kicked out)

(this is where someone tells me theyre all underage)

[Natalie.]

theyve just jumped off the plane from magaluf

[Babayaro.]

They were alright, James Graham carried them tbh

[Locke.]

They are better than Overload but theyre still a bit dull

[Johnnyuk123]

They should have gone with Louie's band name choice. Master b 8.

[Cal.]

Cheryl's drag failed

[Shaun]

just trim it down to the middle four tbh

[Marc]

Each week they should lose one of the- fat guy in the white first please

[Marc]

Stevi singing Ricky Martin lol

[hijaxers]

All that and Cheryl looks like Dracula's daughter and Mel B has lost her weave ! Send out a search party as her hair makes her look like a grannie

[Shaun]

stevi's doing ricky martin!?!?

could word that better but cba

[Amy Jade]

Lauren :love:

Stevi: ew

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevi actually has a chance after seeing this lot so far. :dance::joker:

[Locke.]

Ready for Stevi to steal the show

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

All that and Cheryl looks like Dracula's daughter and Mel B has lost her weave ! Send out a search party as her hair makes her look like a grannie

mel wasn't wearing a weave.

[Jamesy]

Stevi singing Ricky Martin...

Obviously going to be the best act of the night tbh.

[LukeB]

Ready for Stevi to steal the show

:joker:

[Marc]

:clap1: we all agreeing James is the best one.

[Drew.]

:clap1: We all agreeing james is the best one.

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[Marc]

521024429443526656

Um?

[Amy Jade]

:clap1: we all agreeing James is the best one.

No the one with stretched ears is the best sorry Marc

[warrenhill]

Stereo Kicks.....:shocked:


Shocking name choice but who really cares they will be long forgotten this time next year

[Cal.]

Ready for it:clap1:

[Shaun]

Drew, Marc and Locke can we form a band please

you three do the harmonies and i'll drop a nicki verse near the end

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

omg this finishes at 10 :facepalm:

[Braden]

James is ****.

[Drew.]

Drew, Marc and Locke can we form a band please

you three do the harmonies and i'll drop a nicki verse near the end

I'm in

[LukeB]

simon is not happy?

[Shaun]

Simon is so supportive :flutter:

[Natalie.]

Go on Stevi

[Cal.]

Stevie

[Marc]

James is ****.

Just **** off Braden

[Braden]

Maybe Raign & Stevie are the same person?

[Amy Jade]

Fleur :love:

[Natalie.]

Simon is so supportive :flutter:

:laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Awwww

[LukeB]

omg :joker:

[Marc]

BEST

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:facepalm:

[Cal.]

dat booty tho

[Shaun]

i. am. THROBBING.

[Braden]

Just **** off Braden

:hehe:

[Marc]

:dazzler:

[Johnnyuk123]

YEAH!!! Best one so far. GO GO Stevi!!! :dance::dance::dance:

[Ammi]

..OMG..love, love, love...Stevi....

[LukeB]

stevi >>>> raign

[Drew.]

:joker: Unbelievable

[Cal.]

winner's single?

[Ammi]

..ain't got time for Ricky Martin anymore...

[Amy Jade]

Is he wearing a nappy?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

so bored :bawling:

[Johnnyuk123]

Stevei twerking it!!! :joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

it's no wagner though is it

[Kazanne]

lol,lol,great booty shake

[Jamesy]

Christmas number 1, calling it now!

[Natalie.]

I love it :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Hahaha at his hair.

[Cal.]

new elvis?

[Doogle]

im wet

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Is he wearing a nappy?

to hide his erection/

[Marc]

Tbf there were about 5 boring acts who can go before Stevi

[Jamesy]

Dat chest

[Locke.]

Brilliant :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Shaun]

good god that chest

[Drew.]

10/10 cant be topped

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6

[Cal.]

im wet

So is everybody in the country right now

[Braden]

That was something else.

[Ammi]

so bored :bawling:

..those hips ain't lying, CeeCee..:laugh:...

[Black Dagger]

He's not even a funny novelty act idgi. Jedward/Wagner had me in stitches, this is just painful.

[Natalie.]

gif that chest

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0

[Doogle]

Stevi - 10/10

[Johnnyuk123]

lol,lol,great booty shake

I think he needs changing. :hehe:

Next week he rips off his underpants and they land on Louie's head. :hehe:

[Jordan.]

http://i.imgur.com/rpBVrY8.gif

[warrenhill]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:


He needs to get fitter.

Ran out of breath half way through...


But performance of the night so far....:cheer2:

[Cal.]

trying to keep it under control @ that chest

[Shaun]

"the thing that I liked was the girls"

wrong Mel? #dykec #whereisshe

[Marc]

new elvis?

New phophet Muhammad?

[Ammi]

Stevi - 10/10

..:worship:..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

go away fernandez-versini

[Cal.]

"the thing that I liked was the girls"

wrong Mel? #dykec #whereisshe

:hehe:

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6/10
Lola - 4/10
OG - 1/10
Jay - 5/10
Steph - 4/10
Jack - 8/10
Chloe - 8/10
Stereo Kicks - 2/10
Stevi - 20/10 :laugh: (actually 6/10)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"the thing that I liked was the girls"

wrong Mel? #dykec #whereisshe

:joker:

[Cal.]

Simon dragging

[Kazanne]

Mel/ Cheryl needs to be careful,if they slate him too much the public will keep him in

[GypsyGoth]

"the thing that I liked was the girls"

wrong Mel? #dykec #whereisshe

:laugh2:

[Cal.]

'what any guy would want to do'

yeah but not you simon

[Ammi]

...he's going to be here longer than Cheryl..:idc:...

[Marc]

Did cheryl pick him for being ****?

[LukeB]

Mel/ Cheryl needs to be careful,if they slate him too much the public will keep him in

cheryl is not slating him

[Natalie.]

Can Simon be on our money

[Natalie.]

Stevi looks like he's been out all night

[LukeB]

Can Simon be on our money

:flutter:

[GypsyGoth]

Can Simon be on our money

:laugh:

[LukeB]

Lauren :worship:

[Marc]

I've already forgotten the first few acts - this is so long

[Amy Jade]

Lauren :flutter:

[Kazanne]

cheryl is not slating him

I said IF Luke,IF:hehe:

[Drew.]

Lauren :clap1:

[Cal.]

Did cheryl pick him for being ****?

That's what Simon is implying, but Cheryl is protesting it's genuine

I think she's just trying to sabotage Simon

[Johnnyuk123]

Mel/ Cheryl needs to be careful,if they slate him too much the public will keep him in

Your right. Also if they choose the right song for him he will surprise people because everyone can sound good with the right song. I hope he gets through so he can do that. He ain't gonna win but is a lot of fun. entertained me! :wavey:

[Cal.]

Lauren:love:

[Marc]

Lauren!

[Locke.]

I've already forgotten the first few acts - this is so long

Stevi making you forgot all previous acts, not surprised

[Cal.]

Your right. Also if they choose the right song for him he will surprise people because everyone can sound good with the right song. I hope he gets through so he can do that. He ain't gonna win but is a lot of fun. entertained me! :wavey:

Yeah, Cher was pretty much a joke act until 'Stay' tbh

[LukeB]

already prefer this version

[Shaun]

best 'conventional' voice of the girls tbh

[Marc]

I hate this song sfm

But I love this version!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

a good talent. hate that she belongs to cheryl

[Black Dagger]

Forgettable, boring bitch.

[Babayaro.]

Two of the girls will be in the bottom 3 tomorrow

[Braden]

Omg Massive Attack/Pharrell crossover?

[Cal.]

Wrong choice

[GypsyGoth]

She's gonna do really well this year.

[LukeB]

Forgettable, boring bitch.

you was saying?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I've already forgotten the first few acts - this is so long

hang in there. One more hour.

[Jamesy]

Good. But meh. Easily forgettable.

[Shaun]

gif of Louis swaying looking miserable please

[Marc]

The wrong back drop is random?

[Jamesy]

Louis looked so bored then. :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

hurry up need to go get icecream

[Shaun]

I really like this :shrug:

[Jordan.]

Well this version is better than the original

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5

[Drew.]

Best so far tonight

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

you go girl

[warrenhill]

Theres more balloons then a kids party....

[Marc]

That was bizarre because of the staging/clothing

[Ammi]

..she was good and it was a good version of the song...

[Amy Jade]

Top 3 of the night tbh

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6/10
Lola - 4/10
OG - 1/10
Jay - 5/10
Steph - 4/10
Jack - 8/10
Chloe - 8/10
Stereo Kicks - 2/10
Stevi - 6/10
Lauren - 7/10

Lauren: Good vocals but otherwise quite plain and forgettable.

[Natalie.]

Liked that from Lauren

[Doogle]

Lauren - 1

[LukeB]

best of the night so far!

[Cal.]

I usually lose interest because of these long shows tbh, last year i zoned out after week 2 and then came back in when there was like 5 left

[Marc]

I liked it.

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren did good. Has a great natural voice.

[Vicky.]

First time I have heard that song and not hated it

[warrenhill]

Paul 6
Lola 3
OG 0
J J 2
Stef 3
Jack 5
Chloe 7
S Kicks 1
Stevi 8
Lauren 8

[Amy Jade]

Blonde Electra! :worship:

[Black Dagger]

It's not even her bloody twist. Do your ****ing research :fist:

[Marc]

Amy's harsh ranking for Stevi :worry:

[Johnnyuk123]

Best vocals so far for me are Paul and Lauren. Stevi entertained, the rest i can't remember. :joker:

[Marc]

It's not even her bloody twist. Do your ****ing research :fist:

Where has she copied it from?

[LukeB]

Amy's harsh ranking for Stevi :worry:

:worry:

[Natalie.]

First time I have heard that song and not hated it

She performs miracles

[Marc]

First time I have heard that song and not hated it

[2]

[Shaun]

all of this building up to Andrea's inevitable end-of-show 'winner' moment, very smart move :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Amy's harsh ranking for Stevi :worry:

I'd give him minus if I could.

[Johnnyuk123]

It takes weeks if not months to get the backing track down so it was pre made long before this years first audition took place.

[Locke.]

It's not even her bloody twist. Do your ****ing research :fist:

Stop being so aggressive you ****

[Black Dagger]

you was saying?

She is. Turning Happy into a slow song isn't inventive, especially when it's not her 'twist' it's a cover of a cover that she's getting credit for, hate that.

[Marc]

I'd give him minus if I could.

You evil cow

[Saph]

Chloe singing a music industry classic :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Where has she copied it from?

Foxes Radio 1 live lounge.

[Saph]

omg RHOA ad lol

[Shaun]

I don't think I'll get used to the idea of seeing NeNe Leakes ads on ITV

[Locke.]

I'd give him minus if I could.

Hope you're ready to be wishing you could for the next 6+ weeks http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar9597_621.gif

[LukeB]

Hope you're ready to be wishing you could for the next 6+ weeks http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar9597_621.gif

:joker:

[LukeB]

better version of jedward

[Braden]

Omg I love it already.

[Doogle]

The short haired one reminds me of someone and I don't know who

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lauren and chloe


Feck the rest

[Shaun]

vomiting unicorns is exactly how i feel about these.

[Jamesy]

Jedward with vaginas.

[Natalie.]

better version of jedward

that's not hard to be

[Amy Jade]

You evil cow
http://media.giphy.com/media/FDMFxBF741NK/giphy.gif

[Shaun]

poor brooke candy's look being stolen

[Johnnyuk123]

Bwuuuye instead of by? wtf?

[Saph]

is that the girl from charlie and the chocolate factory

[Jordan.]

Legend Kesha wants ha eyebrows back

[Doogle]

wait @ the vocals being on point

[Natalie.]

love them

[Cal.]

This is amazing:love:

[Marc]

don't hate it

[Amy Jade]

I want them to do All The Things She Said by TaTu but no lesbianism...they're sisters after all

[LukeB]

is that the girl from charlie and the chocolate factory

:laugh3:

[Ammi]

..it's good song choice for them...

[Doogle]

I'm voting them

[Kazanne]

This is awful.jeez

[Johnnyuk123]

Louie is transfixed on the elephants trunk.

[Saph]

I like how they cater to the straight and lesbian communities by having 1 of each

[Amy Jade]

Fab vocals from BE as expected :love:

[Natalie.]

I want them to sing girls just wanna have fun

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7
B E 5

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5
Blonde Electra - 6

[Marc]

They're gonna be hated, lets not hate them as well :love:

[Black Dagger]

They were actually great vocally.

Shame they'll easily be bottom of the votes.

[Braden]

I felt like I was being hypnotised.

[Ammi]

I want them to sing girls just wanna have fun

..that would be a great choice as well...

[Locke.]

They were too serious to attempt to take the novelty vote from Stevi but not serious enough to take votes from any of the other acts. Goodbye.

[Doogle]

Blonde Electra - 10 best of the night

[hijaxers]

mel wasn't wearing a weave.

Yes thats exactly what i stated - she needs one urgent !

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8
Blonde Electra - 9

[Shaun]

Simon serving up the facts :clap1:

[LukeB]

louis not sticking to the theme :nono: :joker:

[Marc]

Australia (Kent Music Report)[3] 5
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)[4] 12
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)[5] 4
Belgium (VRT Top 30 Flanders)[6] 4
Canada (RPM 50 Singles)[7] 34
Finland (Suomen virallinen lista)[8] 1
France (SNEP)[9] 3
Germany (Media Control Charts)[10] 5
Ireland (IRMA)[11] 2
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[12] 6
Netherlands (Single Top 100)[13] 8
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)[14] 5
Norway (VG-lista)[15] 9
South Africa (Springbok Radio)[16] 1
Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)[17] 2
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[18] 5
UK Singles (Official Charts Company)[19] 2
US Billboard Hot 100[20] 25
US Billboard Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks[20] 29

cba to edit out the brackets

South Africa :clap1:

[LukeB]

i forgot only the young

[LukeB]

what's benjamin doing on the x factor?

[Locke.]

i forgot only the young

How could you forget the lovely Betsy Blue

[Shaun]

prison and Glee :joker:

[Saph]

who is this..

[Marc]

your flat in croyden is nice? no

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6
Lola - 4
OG - 1
Jay - 5
Steph - 4
Jack - 8
Chloe - 8
Stereo Kicks - 2
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 7
BE - 2

[GypsyGoth]

This ****er and his van.

[Amy Jade]

Ben is soooo fine

[Jamesy]

Not fussed on Ben

[Natalie.]

Haenow, you're a rockstar

[Ammi]

..song..:lovedup:..

[LukeB]

How could you forget the lovely Betsy Blue

they don't interest me :hehe:

[GypsyGoth]

I love this song.

[Shaun]

sit on my face ben

[Marc]

I want Hey Now from LG thanks.

[Amy Jade]

I'd love him to make a delivery at mine :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Haenow, you're a rockstar

:laugh2:

[Saph]

boring

[Natalie.]

I love this song and he's cute

[Vicky.]

love this guys voice so much :lovedup:

[Braden]

Has he sung this before?

[Cal.]

Ben:love:

[Drew.]

He is SO much better than that Jay James tool

[Shaun]

Has he sung this before?

think it was his JH song?

[Marc]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/X-Factor-ben-mills-431x300.jpg

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5
Blonde Electra - 6
Ben - 8

[Amy Jade]

I love his voice and he's fit but this song isn't a good choice, very forgettable.

[Black Dagger]

Love him, but it's very middle of the road and safe, I'd **** all over it if he wasn't one of my favourites.

[Johnnyuk123]

he said... like a brick over troubled water?

[Doogle]

:love:

[Ammi]

..wow, that was amazing..:love:...

[Kazanne]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/X-Factor-ben-mills-431x300.jpg

:cheer2:

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7
B E 5
Ben 6

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8
Blonde Electra - 9
Ben - 6

[Jordan.]

Slè Mel

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6
Lola - 4
OG - 1
Jay - 5
Steph - 4
Jack - 8
Chloe - 8
Stereo Kicks - 2
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 7
BE - 2
Ben - 8.5