The X Factor 2014 - 1st Live & Results Show Discussion (7:30 Sat - 8:15 Sun - ITV1HD)

[Babayaro.]

Ben!!!

[Kazanne]

Best one of the night,Ben

[Braden]

Lmfao "coffeh!"

[Drew.]

Thunderclouds on a sunny day are **** though

[Saph]

Mels face lol

[Cal.]

Mel being a bitch for no reason

[Marc]

Lmfao "coffeh!"

:laugh:

[LukeB]

oh no not jake

[Marc]

*screams*

Jake can't sing

*screams*

die crowd. die.

[Braden]

Well Fleur looks brilliant, let's hope she gives us a good performance.

[LukeB]

Mel being a bitch for no reason

we love bitchy mel

[Johnnyuk123]

Electric blankets will get through i think.

[Saph]

me @ 90% of the acts so far

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgmysewuv1qf4frdo4_250.gif

[smudgie]

Average performance..shame as it is a great song.

[LukeB]

spice girls promo

[Marc]

COFFEH

[LukeB]

Jack Hotter than Jake ...

[Marc]

I can't help but dislike him

[GypsyGoth]

We're in front of the tv, not behind it.

[Jordan.]

Hope he flops for bullying salman on twitter

[Babayaro.]

Really want Jake to do well, seems like a nice guy

[Amy Jade]

Voted 25 times for Blonde Electra :love:

[Braden]

Oh god I can't deal with the lying down looking constipated choreography.

[Saph]

omg robbie williams? mess

[LukeB]

Hope he flops for bullying salman on twitter

Spill?

[Shaun]

his long notes are so flat :/

[Saph]

such a middle aged dad song

[Black Dagger]

He really offends me for some reason.

[LukeB]

he is to quite

[Marc]

his long notes are so flat :/

and so are your tits

[Ammi]

Oh god I can't deal with the lying down looking constipated choreography.
..yeah, so cheesy...

[Jordan.]

Snoozer

[LukeB]

this is a mess

[Saph]

*waits for him to get eliminated and do a naked photoshoot*

[Shaun]

and so are your tits

:rolleyes: i did just have a mastectomy

[Jordan.]

Ew the heart sign diee

[Drew.]

I thought Steph was in danger but luckily this mess has come along

[Amy Jade]

*waits for him to get eliminated and do a naked photoshoot*

He's already done one for Gay Times

[Marc]

:rolleyes: i did just have a mastectomy

it's done wonders to your figure

[Jamesy]

Boring

[Shaun]

yes shouting suddenly really won me over

[Braden]

I'm getting some wailing from Jake tonight.

[Cal.]

he's hot but a bore tbh

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5
Blonde Electra - 6
Ben - 8
Jake - 1

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wtf was that heart sign

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7
B E 5
Ben 6
Jake 5

[Jordan.]

Well he needed that shouting to wake everyone up

[Ammi]

..I think he's just quite average but the end note wasn't bad...

[Saph]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customprofilepics/profilepic60748_3.gif

[Babayaro.]

meh...could have been better but good enough to get him through

[Johnnyuk123]

Didn't like it.

[Marc]

Jake DULLinden

ha ha ha

[Shaun]

:joker: the Louis

[Ross.]

Ew at the heart sign

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6
Lola - 4
OG - 1
Jay - 5
Steph - 4
Jack - 8
Chloe - 8
Stereo Kicks - 2
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 7
BE - 2
Ben - 8.5
Jake - 4

[Saph]

Jake DULLinden

ha ha ha

owned

[LukeB]

don't say that simon we don't want him around

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8
Blonde Electra - 9
Ben - 6
Jake - 2

[Marc]

Louis is such a little bitch :laugh:

[LukeB]

Louis is such a little bitch :laugh:

that's not news ;)

[smudgie]

:shrug: Yet to see someone that really shines.

[Marc]

Mel doesn't know talent lol

[Marc]

So thats Overload AND Jake staying because of the girls

[LukeB]

fleur :love:

[Marc]

Just sing Bang Bang every week pls Fleur

[Johnnyuk123]

Yeah self raising Fleur next! :dance:

[Amy Jade]

:shrug: Yet to see someone that really shines.

You didn't have your TV on when Chloe or Blonde Electra were on?

[GypsyGoth]

There are 2 more after Fleur.

[Shaun]

isn't she doing that Bass song :worry:

[Marc]

All about the bass?

[Marc]

oh jesus

[Headie]

Cmon fleur

[Babayaro.]

:shrug: Yet to see someone that really shines.

You don't have long to wait for Andrea

[Cal.]

yaass:love:

[Drew.]

Not this song

[Marc]

She is a size 2 though?

[Shaun]

she has no bass tho

[Natalie.]

She looks amazing,like this song too

[smudgie]

You didn't have your TV on when Chloe or Blonde Electra were on?

I did miss Chloe, but thought Blonde Electra were Naff.

[Saph]

omg this song.. MESS

https://31.media.tumblr.com/4fbd8325a01373b50016fc1ef2131118/tumblr_inline_n938d0CQoP1r2ya1z.gif

[Ammi]

..all about that bass..:dance:...

[Jordan.]

Serving abs whilst singing a fatty song, shady

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

abs on women look so gross

[Amy Jade]

Oh dear I really wanted her to do well but this is **** :(

[Black Dagger]

Yeah, she's in the bottom 3 with Steph.

[Marc]

This is pants

[Saph]

Serving abs whilst singing a fatty song, shady

fat paul shade?

[Natalie.]

Serving abs whilst singing a fatty song, shady

:laugh: :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

She was 1,000 times better in Simon's house.

[LukeB]

fleur :clap1:

[Marc]

She'll be lucky to escape B3

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7
B E 5
Ben 6
Jake 5
Fleur 5

[BigSister]

This song is so annoying!
Think Fleur is in trouble....

[Johnnyuk123]

like Fleur but didn't like the song.

[Jamesy]

I love Fleur but that was flat

[Amy Jade]

Get Andrea on to save this :worry:

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5
Blonde Electra - 6
Ben - 8
Jake - 1
Fleur - 9

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

worst song ever. fleur deserves better.

[Braden]

If Simon were to give someone the song they sung at JH it should've been Fleur.

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6
Lola - 4
OG - 1
Jay - 5
Steph - 4
Jack - 8
Chloe - 8
Stereo Kicks - 2
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 7
BE - 2
Ben - 8.5
Jake - 4
Fleur - 7

[Cal.]

Fleur is in trouble:worry:

[Drew.]

That was very boring

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8
Blonde Electra - 9
Ben - 6
Jake - 2
Fleur - 5

[Marc]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar64493_365.gif

[Natalie.]

pussycat?

[Babayaro.]

I would say Fleur, Steph, Lola and Blonde Electra are in trouble, depending on how they do Only the young too

[Shaun]

here for her doing the nae nae every week though

[Marc]

The judges are just bitchy dicks

[Headie]

Best so far

[LukeB]

fleur doing that with her hand will be a gif ;)

[Amy Jade]

I would say Fleur, Steph, Lola and Blonde Electra are in trouble, depending on how they do Only the young too
:nono:

[warrenhill]

Fleur best by miles so far..

[Marc]

TalkTalkTV ad reminding me that no group will be as good as Little Mix

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

waiting for andreas to kill it. Best comment on twitter. Andreas is a strong independent black woman.

[Natalie.]

no deadlick?

[LukeB]

TalkTalkTV ad reminding me that no group will be as good as Little Mix

1D ;)

[GypsyGoth]

I think Overload Generation and Blonde Al Qaeda will be the ones going tomorrow.

[BigSister]

Blonde electra will stay in for a while same with Stevi .

[Marc]

1D ;)

Even you can't be that stupid

[Amy Jade]

TalkTalkTV ad reminding me that no group will be as good as Little Mix

You need reminding?

[LukeB]

Even you can't be that stupid

:suspect:

[Amy Jade]

Even you can't be that stupid

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[Marc]

Whitney?

[Johnnyuk123]

Bottom 3 will be Shoot ur load, Electric Blankets and Constip8.:joker:

[Locke.]

Best so far

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

no deadlick?

lick?

[Shaun]

yep, andrea last :clap1:

[Drew.]

Betsy :love:

[Marc]

yep, andrea last :clap1:

omg such coincidence much wow

[Amy Jade]

Only The Cannon Fodder

[Black Dagger]

Worried this will be a B3 performance (inevitably will be)

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

yep, andrea last :clap1:

They did that on purpose. If the best is last people can't switch channels.

[Johnnyuk123]

They have waited two years as a band for this moment to sing on stage to a backing track. lol

[Shaun]

"i so know your style"

yes, it's called 'every dickhead on tumblr' :idc:

[GypsyGoth]

I like these.

[Marc]

song choice :love:

[Cal.]

They're great:love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

are these people incapable of picking good songs?

Ugh Louis, why this song? Do you never learn?

[Natalie.]

lick?

deadlock

[Shaun]

is this AHS: Freakshow?

[Marc]

:dazzler:

[Jordan.]

I like them but not here for this kids club entertainment performance

[Amy Jade]

I like this tbf

[Jamesy]

I like these. I could imagine them on Disney channel as a pop group

[Ammi]

are these people incapable of picking good songs?

Ugh Louis, why this song? Do you never learn?

..also a medley..:bored:...awful song choices for them...

[Marc]

First song mix of the season

[smudgie]

Some decent talent at last.:dance:

[Headie]

Fleur has got more likes for her song on facebook than quite a few... Jake, Stevi, Blondes, Steph, Chloe

Hope she will be safe

[Natalie.]

I like this

[LukeB]

can't they get rid of the boys?

[Marc]

:clap1:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..also a medley..:bored:...awful song choices for them...

ugh:bored:

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7
B E 5
Ben 6
Jake 5
Fleur 5
OTY 6

[Babayaro.]

That was pretty good

[Braden]

I don't know what to make of them.

[Locke.]

Top marks, they were really really good.

[Amy Jade]

This would have been great at Butlins

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5
Blonde Electra - 6
Ben - 8
Jake - 1
Fleur - 9
Only The Young - 6

[Ammi]

..it all seemed a little messy to me and the song choices were bad...

[Drew.]

Amazing, best group this year by a mile :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Mel spilling

[LukeB]

Amazing, best group this year by a mile :clap1:

i agree because the other 3 are a mess

[Ammi]

I don't know what to make of them.

..I'm not going to overthink this one Braden..:laugh:...

[GypsyGoth]

Good choice having Andrea as the showstopper.

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8
Blonde Electra - 9
Ben - 6
Jake - 2
Fleur - 5
OTY - 6

[Shaun]

dw ammi i agree it was trash

[warrenhill]

This would have been great at Butlins


And will be there by christmas .....with 90% of the other acts on tonight..

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6
Lola - 4
OG - 1
Jay - 5
Steph - 4
Jack - 8
Chloe - 8
Stereo Kicks - 2
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 7
BE - 2
Ben - 8.5
Jake - 4
Fleur - 7
OTY - 7

[Ammi]

Amazing, best group this year by a mile :clap1:

..:laugh:...

[Cal.]

I would quit if I got Louis as a mentor

[Marc]

Mel picking Jake as one of her acts makes her opinion completely irrelevent

[LukeB]

-looks at bookies and not surprised who is favourite to go-

[Marc]

Wouldn't say it was underrated but I lke them liking older songs

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I would quit if I got Louis as a mentor

he sucks as a mentor but his assprint needs to remain.

[Drew.]

ANDREA!!!

[Amy Jade]

Andrea is gonna be amazing

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i want to take care of andrea.

[Ammi]

ANDREA!!!

..:worship:..

[Marc]

:facepalm: song

[Johnnyuk123]

His family are in the studio. So how can he be missing them?

[LukeB]

Andrea is gonna be amazing

obviously

[GypsyGoth]

I hope Sacha Baron Cohen plays him in the movie about his life.

[Jamesy]

The song choice worries me..

[Natalie.]

I love his jumpers he wears

[Ammi]

i want to take care of andrea.

..I'm adopting him, you can come as well...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeett

[Doogle]

I am in love with this man

[LukeB]

where his pug shirt?

[Ammi]

..OMG, the song choice for him...:worship:...

[Shaun]

he has Sam Smith's voice without the shrillness.

[Johnnyuk123]

He's losing weight already. lol

[GypsyGoth]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeett

:laugh2:

[Natalie.]

Has he lost weight?looks good

[Marc]

The crowd having glow sticks

:rita:

[Vicky.]

I really love this guy

[LukeB]

jhSvzirw7y0

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

in some parts he sounds like stevie wonder or am I crazy?

[Shaun]

andrea is taking me to church

[Marc]

I hope Sacha Baron Cohen plays him in the movie about his life.

:laugh:

[Babayaro.]

This is great! Reminds me of Danyl Johnson

[Doogle]

omg hes so good I want him to make good music (never happened for an X Factor man before) and slay me

[GypsyGoth]

Paul 6
Lola 7
OG 2
J J 4
Stef 4
Jack 7
Chloe 8
S Kicks 7
Stevi 5
Lauren 7
B E 5
Ben 6
Jake 5
Fleur 5
OTY 6
Andrea 9

[Drew.]

Incredible!!! :worship:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

a real singer. enough of pretending those other blokes can sing.

[BigSister]

Hahahaha onkar judge ^_^

[Marc]

that was good :clap2:

[warrenhill]

His worst performance by a mile..

Song choice killed him

[Ammi]

in some parts he sounds like stevie wonder or am I crazy?

..no, he did sound like him toward the end of the song...

[Amy Jade]

Perfect :love:

[LukeB]

Paul - 7
Lola - 8
OG - 1
Jay - 7
Steph - 4
Jack - 8.5
Chloe - 9
MessyBoyBand - 3
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 9.5
Blonde Electra - 6
Ben - 8
Jake - 1
Fleur - 9
Only The Young - 6
Andra - 9

[Johnnyuk123]

Now He can sing!

[Marc]

the fact that he was odds favourite to win without singing :laugh:

[Jamesy]

Paul - 6
Lola - 4
OG - 1
Jay - 5
Steph - 4
Jack - 8
Chloe - 8
Stereo Kicks - 2
Stevi - 6
Lauren - 7
BE - 2
Ben - 8.5
Jake - 4
Fleur - 7
OTY - 7
Andrea - 9

[Shaun]

it's just no contest really is it

[Cal.]

great:love:

[Headie]

Fleur has more likes on FB than the new boyband! Didn't see that coming

[Black Dagger]

Holy ****ing ****.

[Braden]

:amazed:

OIC at Simon knowing gay porn categories.

[Amy Jade]

Paul - 4
Lola - 6
OG - 0
Jay - 4
Steph - 5
Jack - 8
Chloe - 10
SK - 8
Stevi - 0
Lauren - 8
Blonde Electra - 9
Ben - 6
Jake - 2
Fleur - 5
OTY - 6
Andrea - 10

[Natalie.]

t-pain?

[GypsyGoth]

it's just no contest really is it

True, I guess it's a battle for 2nd place for the others.

[Kazanne]

Loving Andrea

[Jordan.]

Mel dismissing her other acts lol

[Black Dagger]

B3 Think - Only The Young, Steph, Blonde Electra

B3 Want - Overload, Jake, Stevi

[Marc]

Mel B supporting her other acts :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Mel B giving his chances the kiss of death saying... your the winner! lolol

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

True, I guess it's a battle for 2nd place for the others.

yeah but the public are stupid. Blonde electric will win :bawling:

[Ammi]

...awww, he's so huggable as well...

[warrenhill]

I bet Mels other acts are happy to know she thinks Andreas will be the winner..


Hes by far the best singer but tonights song was not for him..

[GypsyGoth]

yeah but the public are stupid. Blonde electric will win :bawling:

:laugh2:

[Braden]

Wouldn't be surprised if Jay was in the B2 tbh.

[Natalie.]

...awww, he's so huggable as well...

you just wanna give him a nice hot chocolate

[Cal.]

Mel dismissing her other acts lol

lol

[Amy Jade]

Best: Chloe, Blonde Electra and Andrea

Worst: Stevi, Overload and Jake

[Cal.]

Lola still tho:love:

[Amy Jade]

Andrea, Chloe or Blonde Electra to top the votes

[Headie]

Welp just tried dialling for Fleur twice and it said it wasn't counted due to a high demand for this call :suspect:

#Rigged

[Cal.]

Welp just tried dialling for Fleur twice and it said it wasn't counted due to a high demand for this call :suspect:

#Rigged

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Amy Jade]

Welp just tried dialling for Fleur twice and it said it wasn't counted due to a high demand for this call :suspect:

#Rigged

Or she's popular?

[Drew.]

Or she's popular?

Don't be silly

[Headie]

Everyone vote Fleur if you like her, she is in danger :worry:

[Shaun]

Jay's odds shortening to 12/1 :flutter: here for his shock elimination

[Headie]

Jay's odds shortening to 12/1 :flutter: here for his shock elimination

Fleur's odds rising above Jack, Jake, Chloe Jasmine, Only The Young, Overload, Steph, Stevi and Blonde Electra :cheer2:

[Black Dagger]

Jay being B3 would be wonderful :flutter:

[Headie]

Can someone make an odds thread (I would but I don't understand how to get the overall odds on Oddschecker)

http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/x-factor/winning-act

Fleur is up to 7th fave to win!

[Cal.]

Lola 8th:worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

fleur 6th now and shortening

[joeysteele]

Mel B has the strongest category I would say,however as much as they sang really good as to the songs they sung, I really don't like songs like 'Bridge over Troubled water' and 'Earth Song' butchered as to length.

They are songs that need to build up as to the atmosphere around the intense lyrics of both, they lose their magic when shortened so massively as on X Factor.

Overall a good show to be fair and another mention 'Only The Young' brought a fresh feel to the 2 songs they put together.
I loved Chloe Jasmine and I would love her to win however.

[Headie]

fleur 6th now and shortening

Yass

[Mystic Mock]

My rankings of tonight's performances.

1. Lauren Platt - Apart from the annoying balloons towards the end she actually did very well vocally and being intriguing at the same time.

2. Andrea Faustini - He may have opened up a little too strong here in the vocal department, the only flaw I had with his performance is that he dodged all the high notes, other than that it was a great way to close the show.

3. Only The Young - Mel B needs to have more fun, OTY was great fun and they all actually harmonized as a group unlike the two pathetic boybands tonight.

4. Jay James - I know that a lot of people on here don't like him, but if you're being fair he was actually not too bad tonight, he had some fun, his vocal was less strained than usual, and he didn't sound karaoke to me so yipee on that.

5. Fleur East - She's not a great vocalist, but she's a very good performer imo, her and OTY will be needed for the fun performances without being joke acts imo.

6. Jack Walton - An okay start, but not a breakout like most of his type do in the first week, maybe around week 3 or 4 will be his time to shine.

7. Ben Haenow - He was a bit flat at the start of the song, and tbh I just can sense that Simon was favouring Jay over Ben tonight with the song choices.

8. Blonde Electra - I kinda liked them in a joke act sort of way, imo they're way more funny than Stevi Ritchie.

9. Jake Quickenden - A bit distinctly average.

10. Stereo Kicks - It was very boyband by the numbers, it was very boring.

11. Lola Saunders - Sam Bailey's back in the girls category, ironically Lola and Paul should've had the song choices role reversed.

12. Paul Akister - His got a good voice normally, but that song just was not for him, he strained and it just didn't work for me.

13. Chloe Jasmine - She did try to not be karaoke by carbon copying the song so kudos to her on that, but she made it so mind numbingly dull and screechy that I dock her a lot in my placings tonight.

14. Stevi Ritchie - The best part was the backing dancers, Stevi however came off as really pathetic to watch.

15. Steph Nala - The only positive for Steph is that she's pretty, away from that it's all negatives for me.

16. Overload Generation - I can't be bothered to review these as they could do a **** on stage and still get votes.