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Niamh.
14-10-2014, 01:24 PM
da fuq :umm2:

Denmark is set to make sex with animals illegal, bringing the country in line with Norway, Sweden and Germany.

The plans were announced by food and agriculture minister Dan Jørgensen, who said his decision was prompted by the fact existing bestiality laws were damaging the country’s reputation.

He told Ekstra Bladet: “I have decided that we should ban sex with animals. That is happening for numerous reasons. The most important is that in the vast majority of cases it is an attack against the animals.

“And under all circumstances, any doubts about it should go to the animals’ benefit. They naturally cannot say no to going along with it.

“Therefore, it should be banned.”

In April VICE.com shot a short documentary about bestiality and animal sex tourism in Denmark.

Animal ****ers saw crews speak with zoophiles (people sexually attracted to animals) and animal rights activists fighting to have the practice banned.

Karoline Lundstrom told the programme: “I don’t think the Danish government is doing enough to protect the animals.”

The bill, which will also require a change in the country’s welfare animal laws, will be introduced by the Danish government in 2015, Reuters reports.

According to a recent poll carried out by Gallup, 76 per cent of the Danish population support banning sex with animals.

In recent years there have been disturbing reports of the increasing popularity of “erotic zoos” where zoophiles are encouraged to visit and abuse animals including llamas and goats.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994

Locke.
14-10-2014, 01:26 PM
Only 76% of them support it?

Liam-
14-10-2014, 01:27 PM
****ing pigs!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
14-10-2014, 01:30 PM
omfg death @ the pic they used in the article

Crimson Dynamo
14-10-2014, 01:34 PM
....Wales looks anxiously on

arista
14-10-2014, 01:37 PM
Denmark are well strange nation.
But the make great effects pedals for Pro Music.

Crimson Dynamo
14-10-2014, 01:44 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UCIHQQgNY1A/T2njcarA-gI/AAAAAAAAI_s/Zap1Fm2QpjY/s1600/helena_christensen_wallpaper.jpg



Danish :worship:

Liam-
14-10-2014, 01:45 PM
....Wales looks anxiously on

:fist:

Livia
14-10-2014, 01:46 PM
Trumpet - I had a feeling I'd find you in here.......................................

Ramsay
14-10-2014, 01:47 PM
Great to see Denmark bring in such a progressive law. hopefully others follow suit.

Jamesy
14-10-2014, 01:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5hUd5N2.png

I didn't think was even legal anywhere in Europe. :laugh:

Crimson Dynamo
14-10-2014, 02:07 PM
Trumpet - I had a feeling I'd find you in here.......................................

I am just a fan of Denmark :smug:

Amy Jade
14-10-2014, 02:17 PM
People actually have sex with animals? I thought it was just a myth or something wtf

arista
14-10-2014, 02:19 PM
People actually have sex with animals? I thought it was just a myth or something wtf


No its been going on for 1000's of years

lostalex
14-10-2014, 02:22 PM
I cut a hole in my teddy bear and ****ed it when i was 12. true story.

Shaun
14-10-2014, 02:23 PM
I cut a hole in my teddy bear and ****ed it when i was 12. true story.

I had you down as more of an otter fan.

kirklancaster
14-10-2014, 02:23 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UCIHQQgNY1A/T2njcarA-gI/AAAAAAAAI_s/Zap1Fm2QpjY/s1600/helena_christensen_wallpaper.jpg



Danish :worship:

More:clap1::clap1::clap1:

Livia
14-10-2014, 02:25 PM
I am just a fan of Denmark :smug:

Well, you are now...

lostalex
14-10-2014, 02:25 PM
I had you down as more of an otter fan.

i do like hairy guys. you think it's connected?

kirklancaster
14-10-2014, 02:28 PM
da fuq :umm2:

Denmark is set to make sex with animals illegal, bringing the country in line with Norway, Sweden and Germany.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994

:shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug:WTF

rubymoo
14-10-2014, 02:41 PM
Why would anyone want to have sex with an animal.......disgusting!

lostalex
14-10-2014, 02:45 PM
Why would anyone want to have sex with an animal.......disgusting!

i remember reading a news story a few years ago about a guy that had to be cut out of a park bench by the fire department. If a guy is willing to put his dick in a park bench it's not hard to imagine there are plenty of guys putting it in animals. you'd be surprised what guys will put their dick in.

arista
14-10-2014, 02:48 PM
I cut a hole in my teddy bear and ****ed it when i was 12. true story.


you randy devil

Z
14-10-2014, 05:04 PM
****ing pigs!

Not anymore

Crimson Dynamo
14-10-2014, 05:06 PM
I had a pal like this


he went off and did not come back for a long time


I mean, he was literally away f_king donkeys

Z
14-10-2014, 05:12 PM
I had a pal like this


he went off and did not come back for a long time


I mean, he was literally away f_king donkeys

:laugh3:

I love you LT

smudgie
14-10-2014, 05:14 PM
I cut a hole in my teddy bear and ****ed it when i was 12. true story.

Brings new meaning to the word Arctophile.:laugh:

Crimson Dynamo
14-10-2014, 05:15 PM
:laugh3:

I love you LT

right back at cha partner

JoshBB
14-10-2014, 05:21 PM
****ing pigs!

It's new to them, every new law is. At least there's a change in the positive direction. Obviously I fully agree with this new law because animals cannot consent.

Marsh.
14-10-2014, 05:21 PM
i remember reading a news story a few years ago about a guy that had to be cut out of a park bench by the fire department. If a guy is willing to put his dick in a park bench it's not hard to imagine there are plenty of guys putting it in animals. you'd be surprised what guys will put their dick in.

I remember reading about the woman who died of internal bleeding after shagging a horse. D:

LukeB
14-10-2014, 05:23 PM
it should be banned anyway, who would do such a thing

JoshBB
14-10-2014, 05:32 PM
it should be banned anyway, who would do such a thing

I agree, don't see how anyone could find joy in raping animals..

Mystic Mock
14-10-2014, 05:56 PM
Denmark are such dirty animals.

rubymoo
14-10-2014, 07:03 PM
i remember reading a news story a few years ago about a guy that had to be cut out of a park bench by the fire department. If a guy is willing to put his dick in a park bench it's not hard to imagine there are plenty of guys putting it in animals. you'd be surprised what guys will put their dick in.

D:

Wouldn't it be easier to use their hands?

Don't they think about germs?

I did read about a man who went to hospital with a snooker ball up his bum........the mind boggles:shocked:

Marsh.
14-10-2014, 07:03 PM
What about Richard Gere and that poor gerbil? :sad:

Niamh.
14-10-2014, 07:08 PM
What about Richard Gere and that poor gerbil? :sad:


I thought it was a hamster? :think:

Marsh.
14-10-2014, 07:10 PM
That poor animal. :bawling:

rubymoo
14-10-2014, 07:18 PM
What about Richard Gere and that poor gerbil? :sad:

I'm adding gerbilling to the list of things I've learnt today, I'm sure I've lived in a bubble until being part of Tibb:shocked:

Liam-
14-10-2014, 07:19 PM
I have no idea what Richard Gere did to a gerbil and I'm too scared to google it, welp :worry:

rubymoo
14-10-2014, 07:23 PM
I have no idea what Richard Gere did to a gerbil and I'm too scared to google it, welp :worry:

Some things you can't unread:bawling:

Jake.
14-10-2014, 07:24 PM
gutted

Marsh.
14-10-2014, 07:29 PM
I thought it was a hamster? :think:

Google says it was a gerbil. :laugh:

lostalex
14-10-2014, 07:39 PM
I think it's funny how everyone here is acting so innocent and naive. I know y'all have done some freaky ****. all kids do, and we were all kids once.

Liam-
14-10-2014, 07:41 PM
i think it's funny how everyone here is acting so innocent and naive. I know y'all have done some freaky ****.

Not like the Danes :laugh:

Marsh.
14-10-2014, 07:42 PM
I think it's funny how everyone here is acting so innocent and naive. I know y'all have done some freaky ****. all kids do, and we were all kids once.

I can safely say I have never and would never do "freaky ****" with animals. :laugh:

lostalex
14-10-2014, 07:58 PM
Back on topic. animals are not conscious so they can't consent there for ****ing your pet is wrong, i don't think anyone disagree's with that right? so what more is there to discuss about that? but young boys do do weird things with their dick.

i remember i went through a weird phase when i was like 9 or 10 when i'd get a hard on at the urinals, and i'd get turned on by the idea of adult men seeing it/ i was so p[roud of it at that age ll, i was like, wow it's really big! i want other guys to see how big it got.

Josy
14-10-2014, 08:17 PM
Stop posting gifs in here

lostalex
14-10-2014, 08:22 PM
so defensive. y'all ****ed yur dogs. that's really gross guys. This is why if i ever have kids we won't have a dog.

I did fist a mare once though, but that's a different story...

T*
14-10-2014, 08:23 PM
so defensive. y'all ****ed yur dogs. that's really gross guys. This is why if i ever have kids we won't have a dog.

So your parenting would make your children lust for pets? :umm2:

lostalex
14-10-2014, 08:24 PM
So your parenting would make your children lust for pets? :umm2:

my kids will be as sex starved as possible, yes. i will raise them catholic.

T*
14-10-2014, 08:24 PM
Beastiality should be 100% illegal.

lostalex
14-10-2014, 08:26 PM
Beastiality should be 100% illegal.

for adults,. i agree.

drugs and animal sex is for kids, adults should take responsibility and grow the **** up.

Liam-
14-10-2014, 08:27 PM
Adults shouldn't **** animals and neither should kids.

This thread is going to scary places :umm2:

lostalex
14-10-2014, 08:28 PM
it's really amazing how gullible people are on this forum, 3 pages in. woo! it's a rodeo.