The Apprentice 2014 - discussion thread [9PM Tuesday & Wednesday, BBC ONE]

[JoshBB]

Anyone else watching this tonight?

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[andybigbro]

I'll be watching! I cannot wait! :D

[JoshBB]

I'll be watching! I cannot wait! :D

Me neither! It's one of my favourite reality concepts besides Big Brother.

[Crimson Dynamo]

cant wait for the team names

they are so clueless and unoriginal from clueless unoriginal people

expect

Thrust

Pinnacle

Peak

Bluesky

Achieve

Zenith


Fire


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Better names


The Fecktards

Clueless knobfilth

Beef Curtain Butties

Skirt Bitches

Greedy Media *****s

Sir Alan rectum cleaners

[JoshBB]

cant wait for the team names

they are so clueless and unoriginal from clueless unoriginal people

the names are normally predictable tbh

[arista]

Yes BBC1HD and BBC2HD (for Fired interviews)

[Black Dagger]

Here for it.

[Cal.]

Here!

[arista]

On Now

[JoshBB]

on now!

[Drew.]

Its like the intro for Geordie Shore

[Amy Jade]

The one everyone thought was hot is just picture hot, he's fugly when he's talking.

[Braden]

Won't be surprised if 4 people go tonight, lmfao

[Ross.]

Perched for this

[Samm]

3 going in one week :worry:

[Cal.]

2 eliminations this week isn't it? 1 tonight and 1 tomorrow?

[Amy Jade]

Hardly saw Harun in the preview of the series. She's not gonna last long :(

[JoshBB]

Won't be surprised if 4 people go tonight, lmfao

twenty people and twelve weeks, probably gonna be a lot of double & triple fires

[Marsh.]

How on earth are we and they supposed to keep track of all these people? D:

[Shaun]

Great stuff.

[Amy Jade]

Some of the women look like vicious bitches :flutter:

[Braden]

I spot a gay.

[JoshBB]

send in... "the other candidates"

*gasp*

[Marsh.]

He has an annoying voice.

[Cal.]

I hate them all

[Shaun]

James has an annoying face.

I'm all here for Steven's eskimo counselling :flutter:

[Drew.]

Arsenal digs, prick

[Marsh.]

"for the greater good"

I hate her already.

[JoshBB]

my faves always go on week one :(

[Amy Jade]

The guy with dark curly hair looks so smug I hate him already

[Bluerang1]

Who did he drag before the ice girl?

[Cal.]

Sarah is so fierce

[Samm]

The project mangers always get the blame and go home

[Braden]

Bianca passively telling Sarah she should be PM :love:

[Cal.]

The project mangers always get the blame and go home

Why you would volunteer to be one in week one is beyond me:worry:

[Amy Jade]

Who did he drag before the ice girl?

the sheep woman

[Drew.]

This lanky guy >

[Samm]

Lauren & Biannca favs so far

[Marsh.]

"Sarah, hi"

:joker:

[Cal.]

Dellboy:fan:

[JoshBB]

i don't like the one with curly hair yet

[Shaun]

-likes Felipe and Sarah-

-hopes they survive-

[Marsh.]

Wow, Sarah is very hard faced.

[Bluerang1]

the sheep woman

No the guy before her, I missed it.

[Amy Jade]

The one in the white jacket reminds me of Jade Goody

[Drew.]

Sims music :love:

[Cal.]

Sarah causing drama already:flutter:

[Marsh.]

I love what Sarah's doing for feminism. :fan:

[LukeB]

Sims music

[Shaun]

did Sarah just tell them they're dressed semi-average? :hehe:

[JoshBB]

forgot all of their names already tbh

[Samm]

Sarah will be a mess

[arista]

Females are better to look at?


Not for Our Scott

[Amy Jade]

No the guy before her, I missed it.

del boy or the penguin guy?

[Cal.]

did Sarah just tell them they're dressed semi-average? :hehe:

She said those who followed her were going to look amazing and those who didn't would look semi-average or something:p

[JoshBB]

One with gappy teeth, :nono:.

[Shaun]

team names are lame af

just call yourself the little monsters vs. the katycats or w/e

[Cal.]

Sarah will be a mess

If girls lose she's first eliminee material

[Bluerang1]

6'7" :rita:

[Nick.]

I remember the girls team in Series 2 doing a similar tactic by flirting and wearing short skirts!

[Nick.]

Love Ella <3

[Marsh.]

Sarah wanting an elegant name when her first idea is to ***** out her workers for sales. :fan:

[Shaun]

Sarah's decadence crushing the grafters :clap2:

[Shaun]

aww, Felipe's pyjamas are adorable.

[Bluerang1]

"individual pre..ssd " http://i.imgur.com/i2BFVD2.png

[JoshBB]

I remember the girls team in Series 2 doing a similar tactic by flirting and wearing short skirts!

sad days when being attractive gets you more sales.

[JoshBB]

ABS ABS ABS :love:

[Marsh.]

The early morning wake up call exposing the uglies. :fan:

[Samm]

Welp at Sarah without make up

[Cal.]

The early morning wake up call exposing the uglies. :fan:

Dellboy:flutter:

[Braden]

Good first task to celebrate ten years.

[Cal.]

I hate Steven

[JoshBB]

cut them up? wtf???

[Amy Jade]

Sarah is going 1st :laugh:

[Cal.]

Sarah should just tell the bitches they're doing chopped lemons and that's it.

[Samm]

screaming at Sarah wanting every think cut

[Shaun]

-assumes the big-eared guy is the gay braden spotted-

[JoshBB]

"we're not doing chopped lemons" quote of the series so far

[Drew.]

Go on Lanky put them straight

[Shaun]

why is Robert dressed like a cricket player

[Braden]

Not liking Steven.

[JoshBB]

that american black guy is sassy, like him.

[Nick.]

Steven comes across as slightly camp! Sarah<3

[Bluerang1]

Lmao at chopped lemons

[arista]

Yes Fellas


Hot Dogs sell well
so long as they are good

[Braden]

I swear the blonde Irish woman was on jewish mum of the year.

[Cal.]

Sarah is definitely eliminated tonight if they lose:joker:

[JoshBB]

sarah my least favourite rn tbh

[Bluerang1]

Bianca's eyebrows are on fleek

[Cal.]

#London

[Bluerang1]

OMG my favorite thing about the Apprentice was the new phones they got to use :love:

[Cal.]

That T-Shirt actually looks really good

[Shaun]

gross and basic t-shirt but it'll probably sell well

[Braden]

-assumes the big-eared guy is the gay braden spotted-

Yes :hehe:

[Cal.]

Sarah reminds me of Ja'mie:joker:

[JoshBB]

t-shirt would look better black with white text

[JoshBB]

"i take full responsibility of that" - suicide words on the apprentice.. :facepalm:

[Amy Jade]

They're missing the lunch time rush arguing over cheese the idiots

[Shaun]

k unless Felipe finds his way out of the supermarket they're dead

[Cal.]

I can't @ Sarah sealing her elimination:(

[Braden]

I'd be so embarrassed to have to run in public wearing a suit.

[Samm]

Ew @ hashtag t shirts

[Amy Jade]

t-shirt would look better black with white text

Noooo black T shirts with cheap print on looks awful

[Cal.]

Steven dropping the sponge:o

[Cal.]

Mark Wright?:o

[Amy Jade]

dear me lol crap logo

[Marsh.]

"Buy This T-Shirt"

:umm2:

[Cal.]

Chiles is so annoying

[JoshBB]

ummmmmm.... who would want to wear that?

[Amy Jade]

Professor X can go 1st

[Samm]

The bald guy will go if the guys don't win

[JoshBB]

The bald guy will go if the guys don't win

this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Loved Sugar Arsenal shade

[Amy Jade]

Should have gone to a park or near the palace and sold the balloons and had one of them sell them to tourists tbh

[Shaun]

:facepalm: @ him telling James to shut up in front of them

[Cal.]

Ohmygod let him talk

[JoshBB]

that's a bit unprofessional to bicker in front of him...

[Cal.]

Should have gone to a park in london and had one of them sell them to tourists tbh

yeah

[Bluerang1]

awwkwahhhd

[Samm]

Yass Lauren

[Marsh.]

I would smack that bloke if he patronised me in front of the client. D:

[Braden]

I can't help but think that most of these people have been on TV before.

[JoshBB]

oooh milk spillage :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

5 guys to sell balloons?

[Cal.]

They're arguing with Sarah to make her look worse.

[Marsh.]

They're arguing with Sarah to make her look worse.

Attack her with a hosepipe to wash her makeup off and she'll look worse than ever. :fan:

[JoshBB]

They're arguing with Sarah to make her look worse.

bitching has begun :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

My girl with the powder blue jacket. What a fox.

[Amy Jade]

The baldy is utterly useless

[JoshBB]

Felipe is hard to understand.

[Cal.]

Steven or Chiles going lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

Piss off canada

[Braden]

We have another homosexual in our midst, lmao :joker:

[Marsh.]

That black American is hysterical. :joker:

He thinks he's in a US legal drama.

[Shaun]

Steven :joker:

I can't help but think that most of these people have been on TV before.

bbuk teas?

[Bluerang1]

Steven is slaying

[JoshBB]

...toilet brushes for a penguin zoo

[Braden]

Sarah :facepalm:

[Marsh.]

"I wouldn't want to see them near the penguins" :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That black American is hysterical. :joker:

He thinks he's in a US legal drama.

Canadian

[Cal.]

Daniel, Solomon and Dellboy (James) don't get fired tonight,

[Bluerang1]

Sarah is so messy moorangu

[Marsh.]

Canadian

:fan:

[Amy Jade]

The girl in the blue dress running in those heels is hilarious :laugh:

[Braden]

G'wan Ella Jade.

[Shaun]

:umm2: can see that getting Roisin fired actually.

[Cal.]

Hmm, that was clever

[JoshBB]

did he just poke her tit with the flowers :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Paris miper.

[Samm]

Soloman is hotter on TV as he was in his profile pic online

[Bluerang1]

damn those tshirts would have sold well too

[arista]

Alot of running in High Heels

[Crimson Dynamo]

The girl in the blue dress running in those heels is hilarious :laugh:

She is gorgeous

[Cal.]

James:flutter:

[Braden]

-liked Steven now- :laugh:

[JoshBB]

nice how there's no ad breaks unlike x factor where there's about 10 per hour

[arista]

Do not jump you silly Women

[Bluerang1]

All so messy

[Black Dagger]

Steven is hilarious, telly gold.

Gutted if he gets fired early.

[Cal.]

Hmm, I think the girls have won then! I predicted they'd lose!:(

[Marsh.]

I wonder how many of those girls stick to their opinions on Sarah and how many chicken out.

[Amy Jade]

I hope the girls win I want to see more of messy Sarah

[Bluerang1]

I hope the girls win I want to see more of messy Sarah

same

[Cal.]

I hope the girls win I want to see more of messy Sarah

I'm torn - I want Sarah to stay but I want to get points in the prediction game.

[JoshBB]

I hope the girls win I want to see more of messy Sarah

omg yes [2]

[Shaun]

looks like the boys are ****ed

so they'll probably win on something we've overlooked

[JoshBB]

LOL change ur name bitchesssss

[Cal.]

Bianca's glance:flutter:

[Braden]

idg why they didn't just choose Decade.

[LukeB]

dont forget to predict guys, 5 mins left http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7324003#post7324003

[Drew.]

Apparently shes project manager

[Bluerang1]

Sarah's so messy I love it

[Shaun]

Roisin looks sf different with her hair up.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That irish bird better stay

[Black Dagger]

Sarah is a mess, I hope they win. Felipe would be no loss.

[Cal.]

Sarah's so messy I love it

If they lose Roisin should go

[JoshBB]

loss of £90, clap clap clap..

[Marsh.]

There's too many candidates, hardly surprising they can't remember the names. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

cmon girls!

[Cal.]

ffs i lost

[Samm]

Yay girls

[Black Dagger]

YESSS.

But my prediction points are a no go </3

[Amy Jade]

yes! more Sarah action next week :love:

[JoshBB]

Stupid sarah stays :D

[Amy Jade]

Scott and the bald guy 2 go

[Samm]

idc about Sarah tbh

[Bluerang1]

Girls win for once slay

[Nick.]

Sarah's safe! Hopefully Chiles is gone, don't him, don't like Steven either but I want to see him as project manager!

[Marsh.]

Sugar is going to try and scalp the bald guy. :worry:

[arista]

Leaving 500 pounds of T-Shirts
was to Dumb

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cafe of shame

[Cal.]

Sarah:love:

[JoshBB]

slagging off the candidates is always fun :laugh:

[Bluerang1]

Sugar is going to try and scalp the bald guy. :worry:

congrats

[Bluerang1]

Bianca is so tall

[Crimson Dynamo]

Keep filipe

Scalp canada

[Black Dagger]

Steven better stay :fist:

[Amy Jade]

The canadian was the only one who wanted the t shirts, so he deserves to stay because that move would have won them the task.

[JoshBB]

the receptionist always sounds sooo serious

[Marsh.]

congrats

:suspect:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Tea spilled

[Marsh.]

I hate how they all treat Sugar as though he's God. :bored:

[JoshBB]

Steven sassing them all :love:

[Shaun]

destroy their illogic, Steven :clap1:

CLOCK CHILES, NICK :clap1:

[Bluerang1]

Felipe sealing his own faith

[Black Dagger]

Yasss. Drag him Nick.

Come on Steven :dance:

[JoshBB]

Steven :love:
Felipe :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bad news for scottish guy

[Shaun]

Hmm. I think Felipe will drag in Steven and Chiles, and get fired for not bringing in Scott :think:

[Drew.]

Steven is amazing

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hissy fit alert

[Samm]

Slay me Steven

[Braden]

That's ridiculous, people know this process to well now.

[Cal.]

Steven:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Why are they blaming Steven? Chiles lead him incorrectly.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Clocking
shade
Scalping

Im all confused

[Bluerang1]

Steven calling them out :clap1:

[Cal.]

wtf

[JoshBB]

Steven is safe :love:

[Shaun]

Of course you don't want the magna carta, Shugs, it'd be a glimpse of culture in your neanderthal life :idc: #TeamSteven

[Samm]

Omg no Steven

[Amy Jade]

Sarah and Steven > Bianca > the rest > ebola > Chiles

[Black Dagger]

As long as Robert is safe I'm not arsed.

[Cal.]

ffs ive lost the prediction game:bawling:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarah and Steven > Bianca > the rest > ebola > Chiles

:joker:

[JoshBB]

ffs ive lost the prediction game:bawling:

I thought the girls would lose, loss straight away :bawling:

[Drew.]

Twat him Robert!!

[Shaun]

k well rob's obviously going because Lordsugah thinks anything that moisturises is 'arty farty bollox'

[JoshBB]

where did felipe's accent go

[Crimson Dynamo]

Fa cup ear alert

[Cal.]

Robert is obviously going.

[JoshBB]

Yes they all have weaknesses, but he's not going to fire a perfect candidate over someone who has mistakes felipe :nono:

[Cal.]

Actually I think Felipe is going

[arista]

k well rob's obviously going because Lordsugah thinks anything that moisturises is 'arty farty bollox'


Could be

[JoshBB]

I think felipe's going.

[Crimson Dynamo]

2 may go

[Shaun]

k fire chiles for speaking out of line to karen tbh

[Samm]

Felipe to go plz

[Shaun]

but then rob just threw a diva hissy fit so he's definitely going.

[JoshBB]

felipe looks like a chubby mole

[Amy Jade]

fire all three tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

k fire chiles for speaking out of line to karen tbh

She gave him a death look

[Samm]

Yass bye

[Amy Jade]

right decision

[Cal.]

oh ffs the one i didn't predict i hate this

[MB.]

:clap1:

[Marsh.]

FFs, fire the ginger beard. He's a wet blanket.

[Braden]

Happy with that outcome.

[Shaun]

only one firing? What a letdown.

[Drew.]

Phew, Robert stays