Would you eat these Tomatoes??

[Crimson Dynamo]

:shocked:

Tomatoes pictured growing in human excrement flushed onto railway track by train toilet

Tomatoes pictured growing in human excrement on lines in Rochford, Essex
RMT union calls on the Government to replace trains that flush onto rails
Rail workers are 'routinely sprayed with waste', union chief says
Most modern trains are fitted with septic tanks which store the waste
But tanks cannot be fitted on some older carriages which dump excrement

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/16/1413460438142_wps_8_Ellis_Exclusive_Forget_le.jpg




Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2795407/tomatoes-pictured-growing-human-excrement-flushed-railway-track-train-toilet.html#ixzz3GKPIbCBS

[Crimson Dynamo]

I presume some tomato seeds from the sh!t grew!

[Vanessa]

:conf2::yuk:

[Jordan.]

Um noo

[Marsh.]

Maybe they had piles that dropped off. :shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

People dont realise that the rail tracks are full of sh!t, they are littered with bog roll

[T*]

Maybe they had piles that dropped off. :shrug:

http://i.minus.com/jb1ZQHqSs0dUu6.jpg

[lily.]

Everything grows in ****..

[arista]

Everything grows in ****..


How Nice

[Jessica.]

No

[Amy Jade]

I wouldn't go and pick them and eat them off the vine but we all eat veg that was likely grown in animal **** so I don't see why it's a huge issue.

[Firewire]

ew

[Livia]

Isn't nature amazing. But no... there is no amount of money that would encourage me to eat those toms.

[Sophiee]

definitely not.

[lostalex]

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

[Marsh.]

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Or he simply had a dump on the train. :unsure:

[lostalex]

Or he simply had a dump on the train. :unsure:

my story was better. :nono:

[T*]

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

i am so ****ing done

[Marsh.]

i am so ****ing done

:joker:

[Liam-]

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide? :umm2:

[lostalex]

Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide? :umm2:

don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.

[Liam-]

:worry:

[T*]

don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.
you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows

[lostalex]

you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows

actually my story was both cute and fun.

cute because a tiny new plant sprung forth from a tragedy, and fun because a guy got hit by a train.

you obviously don't understand storytelling.

[Liam-]

Has America got a different dictionary from everywhere else in the world?

Because someone getting hit by a train is not what I'd define as 'fun' :think:

[lostalex]

Has America got a different dictionary from everywhere else in the world?

Because someone getting hit by a train is not what I'd define as 'fun' :think:

well obviously not fun for the suicidal guy, but fun in the sense that it would make a great youtube video. I guess you don't reddit.

[Liam-]

well obviously not fun for the suicidal guy, but fun in the sense that it would make a great youtube video. I guess you don't reddit.

You're correct, i don't.. Not sure i want to either :laugh:

[T*]

actually my story was both cute and fun.

cute because a tiny new plant sprung forth from a tragedy, and fun because a guy got hit by a train.

you obviously don't understand storytelling.

Oh I understand story telling. I just don't define a plant from someone's **** being spilled out of him from being ripped in half as 'cute'.
Also, in your logic, can I push you in front of a train and you would have fun? :amazed:

[lostalex]

Oh I understand story telling. I just don't define a plant from someone's **** being spilled out of him from being ripped in half as 'cute'.
Also, in your logic, can I push you in front of a train and you would have fun? :amazed:

sorry, didn't have any tomatoes this morning. :(

[T*]

well obviously not fun for the suicidal guy, but fun in the sense that it would make a great youtube video. I guess you don't reddit.

I reddit, someone didn't get the memo that /r/wtf didn't mean 'Wow thats fun'.. :hehe:

[T*]

sorry, didn't have any tomatoes this morning. :(

Oh it's okay, i'll just put a sachet of seeds in your pocket.

[lostalex]

I reddit, someone didn't get the memo that /r/wtf didn't mean 'Wow thats fun'.. :hehe:

you've obviously never seen /r/wtfgw :dance:

[Liam-]

I reddit, someone didn't get the memo that /r/wtf didn't mean 'Wow thats fun'.. :hehe:

Drag ha :fan:
I don't understand anything you just said

[Marsh.]

Has America got a different dictionary from everywhere else in the world?

Because someone getting hit by a train is not what I'd define as 'fun' :think:

I dunno though, depends who's getting hit. :fan:

[Amy Jade]

If it was Bobby Norris being hit by a train I can understand getting some enjoyment from that scene. :flutter:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2099516/thumbs/o-BOBBY-NORRIS-570.jpg?6

[Marsh.]

D: That image has scarred me for life.

[Liam-]

If it was Bobby Norris being hit by a train I can understand getting some enjoyment from that scene. :flutter:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2099516/thumbs/o-BOBBY-NORRIS-570.jpg?6

True, that would be a tad amusing.

[JoshBB]

nty

[Calderyon]

No, i couldn´t knowing that i was once someones poo.

I´m not sure i could even if it was from myself. Most probably not.

[Glenn.]

I think this has put me off tomatoes completely. I wasn't sure on them before I entered the thread tbh.

[Calderyon]

^ Ketchup is made of tomatoes. Are you off it too?

[lily.]

well obviously not fun for the suicidal guy, but fun in the sense that it would make a great youtube video. I guess you don't reddit.


hahahahahahaha..... Accurate.