Joey Essex calendar

[JoshBB]

someone buy me this :love:

http://i.imgur.com/XAx1M2i.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he would be so much hotter if someone chopped his head off

[JoshBB]

he would be so much hotter if someone chopped his head off

his abs tho <3 <3 <3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i know :flutter:

[Liam-]

He's revolting.

[LukeB]

joey :flutter:

[JoshBB]

He's revolting.

http://i.imgur.com/ERhTQdh.jpg

[Samm]

It's nice

but his personality and the show he is on would put me off

[LukeB]

he has a good personality.

[JoshBB]

he has a good personality.

tbh if he stopped exaggerating how dumb he is, he'd be literally soooooo adorable i'd just wanna cuddle him 24/7.

[Liam-]

http://i.imgur.com/ERhTQdh.jpg

My eyes are fine diolch yn fawr, it's yours that need testing :laugh:

[JoshBB]

diolch yn fawr

maybe have some other tests too

[Liam-]

maybe have some other tests too

It's Welsh, don't be racist :hmph:

[Crimson Dynamo]

..and his little skinny 4 inch fully erect penis

[Vicky.]

Got my sis this for xmas..all looks very photoshopped to me :shrug:

[JoshBB]

It's Welsh, don't be racist :hmph:

looked like jibberish to me, nd im not racist.

[LukeB]

..and his little skinny 4 inch fully erect penis

i'm sure it's bigger
http://i.imgur.com/j66y8k0.jpg?1?4221

[Crimson Dynamo]

i'm sure it's bigger
http://i.imgur.com/j66y8k0.jpg?1?4221

ok, 4.5 inch

[Firewire]

he has a nice body but i don't buy his personality and face

[Liam-]

looked like jibberish to me, nd im not racist.

Fod yn dawel :fist:

[LukeB]

ok, 4.5 inch

I will say a 7/8

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

8 pls

[JoshBB]

Fod yn dawel :fist:

siarad yn Saesneg duw damn ei!!!

[Liam-]

Joey Essex is disgusting and shouldn't be idolised by anyone, he's everything that's wrong with society.

His personality is repugnant, he might be a little bit cute but that's over ridden by how incredibly annoying and fake he is :yuk:

[JoshBB]

Joey Essex is disgusting and shouldn't be idolised by anyone, he's everything that's wrong with society.

His personality is repugnant, he might be a little bit cute but that's over ridden by how incredibly annoying and fake he is :yuk:

I don't understand what he has done that is so disgusting. :shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

His crass stupidity is disgusting

[Liam-]

siarad yn Saesneg duw damn ei!!!

Gwna fi :hmph:

[Black Dagger]

He's utterly repulsive in every way.

[LukeB]

Joey Essex is disgusting and shouldn't be idolised by anyone, he's everything that's wrong with society.

His personality is repugnant, he might be a little bit cute but that's over ridden by how incredibly annoying and fake he is :yuk:

abit much isn't it, he has not got a bad bone in his body :s

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh

[JoshBB]

@liam still waiting for you to explain why joey is so vile

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yall do know he is a character and none of yall know what his personality is like irl

[Liam-]

He's just gross, the way he acts so stupid and over the top just makes my skin crawl, he makes me cringe, he think's he's the best thing since sliced bread when in reality, he's just some fake muppet who struck it lucky by getting onto a Tv show, he does absolutely nothing of worth and i doubt he ever will.

He's so overrated and the fact that people look up to him is just baffling to me.
'Mummy, Daddy, i want to be like Joey Essex when i grow up' If that sentence is ever spoken by a child then they need to be sent to boarding school away from the internet and TV.

[Crimson Dynamo]

yall do know he is a character and none of yall know what his personality is like irl

I think years of Towie give a reasonable idea of what he is like

[LukeB]

He's just gross, the way he acts so stupid and over the top just makes my skin crawl, he makes me cringe, he think's he's the best thing since sliced bread when in reality, he's just some fake muppet who struck it lucky by getting onto a Tv show, he does absolutely nothing of worth and i doubt he ever will.

He's so overrated and the fact that people look up to him is just baffling to me.
'Mummy, Daddy, i want to be like Joey Essex when i grow up' If that sentence is ever spoken by a child then they need to be sent to boarding school away from the internet and TV.

business man with money and on tv? who wouldn't want that?

[JoshBB]

He's just gross, the way he acts so stupid and over the top just makes my skin crawl, he makes me cringe, he think's he's the best thing since sliced bread when in reality, he's just some fake muppet who struck it lucky by getting onto a Tv show, he does absolutely nothing of worth and i doubt he ever will.

He's so overrated and the fact that people look up to him is just baffling to me.
'Mummy, Daddy, i want to be like Joey Essex when i grow up' If that sentence is ever spoken by a child then they need to be sent to boarding school away from the internet and TV.

i've never heard anyone say they want to be like him. you also can't base your opinion on his personality off of other people. that literally makes no sense whatsoever.

[Liam-]

i've never heard anyone say they want to be like him. you also can't base your opinion on his personality off of other people. that literally makes no sense whatsoever.

I didn't base my perception of him based on other people's opinion?

I don't like him because i don't like him, I used the role model example for emphasis as to how much i dislike him.

[Liam-]

business man with money and on tv? who wouldn't want that?

Me, if i had to act like an idiotic douchebag and wear ugly clothes to do so.. and he's not a business man, his agent probably takes care of everything for him :laugh:

[LukeB]

Me, if i had to act like an idiotic douchebag and wear ugly clothes to do so.. and he's not a business man, his agent probably takes care of everything for him :laugh:

he has his own business ;)

[Cal.]

Why are his nipples so small?:worry:

[JoshBB]

Why are his nipples so small?:worry:

they're not that small

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I think years of Towie give a reasonable idea of what he is like

its scripted tho

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he was even acting in IAC

he was there for weeks and managed to keep that up so

[Liam-]

he has his own business ;)

Doing?

[Crimson Dynamo]

he was even acting in IAC

he was there for weeks and managed to keep that up so

Towie is not scripted (like they could learn lines) and your assertion re IAC is ludicrous

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anyway.gif

[Pete.]

Nice airbrush

[Firewire]

pete your sig is iconic

[LukeB]

Doing?

selling his own clothes, shop is called fusey

[Liam-]

selling his own clothes, shop is called fusey

Oh, so he has a shop that he opened because he came into some money, but probably is too up himself to actually work there himself.. brilliant, i mean, good for him for putting all his fake bull**** to good use, but he's still a useless scrote.

And his peen looks small on the calendar, so bye.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oop

[Jordan.]

I think some self respect is needed not a Joey Essex calendar http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

[Loukas]

he has a nice body but his face reminds me of a Ken doll! It's also photoshopped to the max!!

[reece(:]

not here for poundshop calenders

[Daniel.]

Ugly face. Ugly body. Ugly personality.

[Loukas]

not here for poundshop calenders

:joker: