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LukeB
21-10-2014, 04:40 PM
If you are ever hoping to become famous in your lifetime this is an important lesson to learn: don’t take naked pictures of yourself and send them to randoms because they may well be leaked in the future.

And poor old X Factor contestant and Stereo Kicks singer Jake Sims has learnt this the *COUGH* hard *COUGH* way after a VERY revealing selfie found its way into the wrong hands.

Now, here’s the serious bit, we can’t show you the picture and neither do we recommend you search for it because it was taken when he was 16 or 17 years old and therefore under the age of 18 which could get you in trouble with the law.

We bet Jake's not so happy now...

http://www.heatworld.com/2014/10/x-factor-contestant-jake-sims-naked-selfie-leaked

ooop

Liam-
21-10-2014, 04:42 PM
Ew, misleading title.

LukeB
21-10-2014, 04:43 PM
Ew, misleading title.

how.. against the rules to post nudes on here

it's on twitter you have to find it yourself :fan:

Liam-
21-10-2014, 04:44 PM
He was underage in the picture, i was expecting some Bristolian dick, you got my hopes up :fist:

LukeB
21-10-2014, 04:45 PM
well you are young enough to see it, it's on twitter ;)

LeatherTrumpet
21-10-2014, 04:46 PM
Horrible little oik

Kazanne
21-10-2014, 04:46 PM
Why are people so obsessed with nakedness ? :shrug::hehe:

Liam-
21-10-2014, 04:46 PM
well you are young enough to see it, it's on twitter ;)

I'm 19 :laugh:
And if it's an illegal picture, it's not good to look no matter how old you are :joker:

LeatherTrumpet
21-10-2014, 04:47 PM
Why are people so obsessed with nakedness ? :shrug::hehe:

I know

All the porn sites I look at daily are literally obsessed

:shrug:

Firewire
21-10-2014, 04:49 PM
He leaked it himself in 2012, it's only just resurfaced.

Black Dagger
21-10-2014, 04:50 PM
He leaked it himself for twitter fame a couple of years back lmao.

It's a nice willy tbf. (and he was 17, perfectly acceptable)

LukeB
21-10-2014, 04:53 PM
you can't help to see it when you follow loads of people, i saw it before the article

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 04:53 PM
he looks like jamjars ew

Liam-
21-10-2014, 04:55 PM
he looks like jamjars ew

JamJars was ****ing revolting and Jake is beautiful :nono:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 04:56 PM
twins imo

Firewire
21-10-2014, 04:58 PM
where are jack walton's nudes

Liam-
21-10-2014, 04:58 PM
Didn't Jamjars do the exact same thing in the search for twitter fame?

What is it with kids and peen shots? :think:

LukeB
21-10-2014, 04:58 PM
i kinda want jake nudes :umm2:

-runs away-

Liam-
21-10-2014, 04:59 PM
where are jack walton's nudes

He's waiting another year before he can send some :fan:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 04:59 PM
isn't jamjars on heroin now or s/t i heard that

LukeB
21-10-2014, 04:59 PM
Why are people so obsessed with nakedness ? :shrug::hehe:

hey we not obsessed with nakedness :fist: well i'm not

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 05:00 PM
*turns this into a jamjars discussion thread*

Liam-
21-10-2014, 05:00 PM
isn't jamjars on heroin now or s/t i heard that

Last time i heard of him he was experimenting with bisexuality to be 'cool' tbh

reece(:
21-10-2014, 05:01 PM
isn't jamjars on heroin now or s/t i heard that
He lives near me :worry:

reece(:
21-10-2014, 05:01 PM
I stan Jake's pipi tho

LukeB
21-10-2014, 05:01 PM
is it bad that i'm starting to find jake attractive?

Braden
21-10-2014, 05:01 PM
Is this in hope of them getting votes after being in the b2? It's a bit convenient imo.

Black Dagger
21-10-2014, 05:01 PM
who the **** is JamJars?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 05:02 PM
He lives near me :worry:

egg his house

Liam-
21-10-2014, 05:02 PM
who the **** is JamJars?

Some fame hungry prick from twitter in like, 2009, hasn't been relevant since.

reece(:
21-10-2014, 05:02 PM
who the **** is JamJars?
Jamie Dee

LukeB
21-10-2014, 05:04 PM
his twitter is called daddy? :umm2:

Vanessa
21-10-2014, 05:05 PM
Not really interested, unless it's Ben. :flutter:

Kazanne
21-10-2014, 05:07 PM
I know

All the porn sites I look at daily are literally obsessed

:shrug:

You behave LT and set an example:hehe:

Saph
21-10-2014, 05:07 PM
I want him to **** me

Mystic Mock
21-10-2014, 05:07 PM
his twitter is called daddy? :umm2:

Jake Sims or JamJars?

Liam-
21-10-2014, 05:08 PM
If it's going to be anyone from Stereo Kicks, at least make it Chris's nudes ffs.

reece(:
21-10-2014, 05:09 PM
I want him to **** me
Get ha dique

LukeB
21-10-2014, 05:10 PM
Jake Sims or JamJars?

jamjars

Cherie
21-10-2014, 05:15 PM
Why does he draw attention to his ears with those awful ear hula hoops

Mystic Mock
21-10-2014, 05:19 PM
jamjars

Well here comes Marmalade.

Liam-
21-10-2014, 05:26 PM
Well here comes Marmalade.

How long did it take you to come up with that one? :laugh:

Amy Jade
21-10-2014, 06:06 PM
I need to see this, Jake is beautiful ♡

LukeB
21-10-2014, 06:06 PM
I need to see this, Jake is beautiful ♡

twitter has everything haha

Marsh.
21-10-2014, 06:20 PM
Why are people so obsessed with taking pictures of their private parts? :umm2:

JoshBB
21-10-2014, 06:31 PM
is it bad that i'm startign to find jake attractive?

I have since day one ngl, he's been my iphone lock screen for a few days now.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 06:34 PM
Well here comes Marmalade.

stop this

Mystic Mock
21-10-2014, 06:35 PM
How long did it take you to come up with that one? :laugh:

All of 2 seconds.

jackc1806
21-10-2014, 06:35 PM
I saw it 2 years ago when he leaked it

Mystic Mock
21-10-2014, 06:38 PM
I saw it 2 years ago when he leaked it

There's piss in the picture?

LukeB
21-10-2014, 06:39 PM
I have since day one ngl, he's been my iphone lock screen for a few days now.

i just started because i saw that picture of him kinda naked (a towel covering his bits)

Mystic Mock
21-10-2014, 06:41 PM
Don't worry LukeB, I need my head checked a little bit as I'm starting to find Lauren attractive lol, it's a bit awkward for me as she's barely the legal age where as I'll be 19 in a few months lol.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-10-2014, 06:42 PM
:umm2:

LukeB
21-10-2014, 06:46 PM
Don't worry LukeB, I need my head checked a little bit as I'm starting to find Lauren attractive lol, it's a bit awkward for me as she's barely the legal age where as I'll be 19 in a few months lol.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bz7XeUkIgAIrAor.jpg:large

Black Dagger
21-10-2014, 06:47 PM
:umm2:

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Marsh.
21-10-2014, 07:06 PM
A heart around his nipple. :umm2:

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 12:33 AM
not even gonna lie I stan for the noodz. And of course it happens to the only member of the group that I care about http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/queenflopga.gif

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 12:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUjzR79f-04

but saying that, Jake needs to stop making a tit out of himself for the public to see because then he makes me feel a fraction guilty for stanning.

Firewire
22-10-2014, 12:34 AM
There's one of him bending over spreading his ass cheeks, that's interesting

Black Dagger
22-10-2014, 12:35 AM
There's one of him bending over spreading his ass cheeks, that's interesting

that ****ing picture. :joker::joker:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 12:38 AM
What?! Where's that one too? :laugh:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 12:43 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0GPkpNIEAA1qpq.jpg

:umm2:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 12:45 AM
Oh go he's a douche but he's so beautiful :flutter:

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 12:45 AM
There's one of him bending over spreading his ass cheeks, that's interesting

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuNi4dSCMAEGUbN.jpg
literally me right now

Liam-
22-10-2014, 12:47 AM
Is this ass picture a legal one? Cause if it is I'm here for it.

Firewire
22-10-2014, 12:49 AM
Is this ass picture a legal one? Cause if it is I'm here for it.

Idk tbh I'll send tomorrow I'm on my phone

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 12:51 AM
I've never seen so much thirst to see someone's sh*thole.

Liam-
22-10-2014, 12:53 AM
Idk tbh I'll send tomorrow I'm on my phone

Bae :love:

I've never seen so much thirst to see someone's sh*thole.

I'm an ass man :lovedup:

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 12:54 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn8lTVbCAAImYFt.jpg:large

He's such a mess http://www.heartbreakers.me/public/style_emoticons/default/cry.png

Liam-
22-10-2014, 12:55 AM
Is he asking for nudes from a dude? Is he bi? This is a start to a whole new fantasy.

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 12:59 AM
I want more I love him, I'm turning into one of those fan girls I hate. I've got a photo file on my phone full of every picture of him I can find. I want to see his peachy bunz!

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 01:00 AM
Is he asking for nudes from a dude? Is he bi? This is a start to a whole new fantasy.

It could be a joke, but then if he's spreading his ass cheeks for a photo and then this pops up, he's probably bi/gay http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/queenflopga.gif

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 01:02 AM
I want to see his peachy bunz!

:joker:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 01:02 AM
It could be a joke, but then if he's spreading his ass cheeks for a photo and then this pops up, he's probably bi/gay http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/queenflopga.gif

Excuse me while I go and grab a drool bucket.

He's so ****ing hot I can't even, I need to see this ass picture so bad.

Liam-
22-10-2014, 01:10 AM
:laugh2: whatever would she say of she found that search history.

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 01:32 AM
omg I just saw the ass pic. I'm actually laughing http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/laugh2.gif

Liam-
22-10-2014, 01:33 AM
Where is it? :fist:

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 01:36 AM
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/fist.gif

Black Dagger
22-10-2014, 01:43 AM
I'll PM it you Liam lmao

Liam-
22-10-2014, 01:44 AM
I've already seen it, it's really disappointing :joker:

Black Dagger
22-10-2014, 01:45 AM
Oh well you can see it again I've sent it now.

It's disgusting lmao.

Liam-
22-10-2014, 01:47 AM
He shaves his entire body, but leaves the rain forest on back porch ffs, stupid man! :umm2:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 02:07 AM
I wanna see please!

Liam-
22-10-2014, 02:14 AM
I wanna see please!

I wouldn't reccomend it, it's quite unruly :laugh:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 02:15 AM
I wouldn't reccomend it, it's quite unruly :laugh:

I need it for my collection. I have exhausted tumblr now :(

Liam-
22-10-2014, 02:16 AM
I'll pm it to you then :laugh:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 02:20 AM
You're a doll ♡

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 02:20 AM
receipts pls

Liam-
22-10-2014, 02:23 AM
You're a doll ♡

Don't say I didn't warn you!

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 02:28 AM
It can't be him https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/2kNuXgrhImeA9Yhmu4TnS_OeaSlR5rQSs7nObkwgiJgu03tsuY 1OLjIWHYXj8uV6CDj2oENzcmXmHa8GtT8UI0r15sCP3s30uuhK Ag=w42-h33-nc

Liam-
22-10-2014, 02:31 AM
I'm pretty sure it is :sad:

Shaun
22-10-2014, 02:54 AM
I hesitate to ask...

thecarterfilez
22-10-2014, 06:52 AM
Oh well you can see it again I've sent it now.

It's disgusting lmao.


new to the forum and seeing everyone talking about this..but haven't found any pics anywhere... can u send it to me ?

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 08:15 AM
new to the forum and seeing everyone talking about this..but haven't found any pics anywhere... can u send it to me ?

Hello and welcome! :wavey:

Milkita
22-10-2014, 02:25 PM
Someone send me a PM pls ? :D

Liam-
22-10-2014, 02:39 PM
Oh, that's on twitter, but he was underage when it was taken, so i haven't actually seen it yet, but apparently it's nice :joker:

Black Dagger
22-10-2014, 02:43 PM
new to the forum and seeing everyone talking about this..but haven't found any pics anywhere... can u send it to me ?

You will have to turn private messages on so I can </3

Sent it to you Milkita lmao.

LukeB
22-10-2014, 03:15 PM
Omg i saw the ass picture, Omg!!!! He must be bi then, no way a straight lad will do that to send to a girl.

Liam-
22-10-2014, 03:23 PM
Omg i saw the ass picture, Omg!!!! He must be bi then, no way a straight lad will do that to send to a girl.

But on the other hand, no self respecting gay/bi guy would let it grow out like that :hehe:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 03:36 PM
This is cute, isn't it? :tongue: http://t.co/wyqJFevci5

thecarterfilez
22-10-2014, 03:37 PM
You will have to turn private messages on so I can </3

Sent it to you Milkita lmao.


ok think i just turned it on..can u send it now

Liam-
22-10-2014, 03:38 PM
This is cute, isn't it? :tongue: http://t.co/wyqJFevci5

The shipping begins.. I'd have preferred it to be Chris cuddling Jake tho tbh :love:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 03:44 PM
:umm2:

Cal.
22-10-2014, 03:48 PM
the thirst

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 03:50 PM
:laugh:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 03:51 PM
the thirst

http://media.giphy.com/media/53SFFPzOHZX9u/giphy.gif

Black Dagger
22-10-2014, 03:52 PM
It literally does feel like none of us has ever seen a cock before, it's a totally exciting experience.

Liam-
22-10-2014, 03:54 PM
It literally does feel like none of us has ever seen a cock before, it's a totally exciting experience.

I get this excited whenever a male celebrities nudes are leaked, should have seen me when Callm from 5Sos was leaked, i nearly fainted.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 03:56 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0eEM66IgAAyYMw.jpg cute

Liam-
22-10-2014, 03:57 PM
That's definitely a secret lovers cwtch, any money their room smells like sex and deceit.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 03:58 PM
That's definitely a secret lovers hug, any money their room smells like sex and deceit.

:fan:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 04:44 PM
Ben and his big package. :creep:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10700320_10152432083763302_9039569264763862310_o.j pg

Smithy
22-10-2014, 06:04 PM
Its a bit small :fan:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 06:05 PM
Its a bit small :fan:

:laugh:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 06:07 PM
Ben and his big package. :creep:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10700320_10152432083763302_9039569264763862310_o.j pg

omg that geordie lad(from my interview) looks like him

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 06:08 PM
omg that geordie lad(from my interview) looks like him

:amazed:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 08:55 PM
i can't get over the ass picture though, i thought it was just an ass, didn't expect it too be that close

Firewire
22-10-2014, 08:56 PM
i'm still screaming at that asshole pic

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 08:56 PM
i can't get over the ass picture though, i thought it was just an ass, didn't expect it too be that close

I haven't seen it. :sad::bawling:

T*
22-10-2014, 08:58 PM
I haven't seen it. :sad::bawling:

PM coming your way

LukeB
22-10-2014, 08:59 PM
PM coming your way

already done it :fan: hehe

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 08:59 PM
it is gross

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 08:59 PM
D:D:D:D:D:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:00 PM
This thread. :joker:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:00 PM
Can't he at least shave? :rant:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 09:02 PM
i am here for hairy ass like i yes but hairy ass hole? no boo

T*
22-10-2014, 09:02 PM
D:D:D:D:D:

:laugh2:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:04 PM
It is one of the ugliest things ive ever seen.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:04 PM
:laugh2:

I'm scarred for life! :bawling::laugh:

Black Dagger
22-10-2014, 09:05 PM
Cackling :laugh:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:05 PM
:joker:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 09:07 PM
omg over 3,000 views on this thread

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:08 PM
Like, not only was it mega hairy, but it looked kinda sweaty too :worry:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:09 PM
These two must be at it like rabbits. :creep: http://t.co/wyqJFevci5

LukeB
22-10-2014, 09:09 PM
i want jake(the solo guy) nudes! i would have jake in my bed anyday :fan:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:12 PM
Like, not only was it mega hairy, but it looked kinda sweaty too :worry:

:laugh3:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:12 PM
i want jake(the solo guy) nudes! i would have jake in my bed anyday :fan:

Jake Simm is cuter. Sexy little thing. :evilgrin:

Firewire
22-10-2014, 09:13 PM
Jake Simm is cuter. Sexy little thing. :evilgrin:

need a fan?

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:13 PM
need a fan?

:fan:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:14 PM
:laugh3:

Not here for musty breath.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:14 PM
Not here for musty breath.

:laugh2:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 09:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SVMP7Ce.jpg?1

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:16 PM
This thread! :laugh:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:16 PM
Not here for musty breath.

I choked on my drink. :laugh2:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:20 PM
:hehe:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 09:22 PM
I don't think it's Jake's bum hole.

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:22 PM
I don't think it's Jake's bum hole.

Who's is it? Louis Walsh's?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 09:23 PM
i still would

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:23 PM
Who's is it? Louis Walsh's?

:laugh3:

Firewire
22-10-2014, 09:24 PM
I don't think it's Jake's bum hole.

it is, he tweeted it years ago

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:24 PM
I don't think it's Jake's bum hole.

Is it Tom's ? :fan:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:25 PM
I've just looked at it again and i swear my stomach churns every single time, it's like he sat on a malting wookie, is sf gross.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:25 PM
I've just looked at it again and i swear my stomach churns every single time, it's like he sat on a malting wookie, is sf gross.

:joker:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 09:27 PM
I've just looked at it again and i swear my stomach churns every single time, it's like he sat on a malting wookie, is sf gross.

i'm sure i can see brown stuff :vom:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:28 PM
:joker:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:28 PM
It's kind of yellow too. D:

Firewire
22-10-2014, 09:29 PM
ew

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:29 PM
I just don't understand how someone so perfect could bend over and open a portal to the underworld through their asshole, it's really upsetting.

LukeB
22-10-2014, 09:29 PM
It's kind of yellow too. D:

:vom: i hope it's not what we think it is

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:30 PM
I just don't understand how someone so perfect could bend over and open a portal to the underworld through their asshole, it's really upsetting.

He needs a shower and a shave. :D

LukeB
22-10-2014, 09:30 PM
I just don't understand how someone so perfect could bend over and open a portal to the underworld through their asshole, it's really upsetting.

but he got to be bi, so you can track him down and do you stuff

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:32 PM
well, all my friends in high school and the 1 year i went to college, were all macho straight guys, but they told me everything about their sex lives, which was disgusting, but never once did they ever show any interest in sending pictures like that to girls :shrug:

Firewire
22-10-2014, 09:33 PM
well, all my friends in high school and the 1 year i went to college, were all macho straight guys, but they told me everything about their sex lives, which was disgusting, but never once did they ever show any interest in sending pictures like that to girls :shrug:

it was posted on twitter it wasn't sent to a girl

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:33 PM
it was posted on twitter it wasn't sent to a girl

Oh.. that's even less straight :laugh:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:35 PM
He strikes me as the type of grungey, scene guy who'd experiment but regret it later tbh.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:38 PM
He looks a bit like Aston Merrygold

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1662575_642397012492355_60292184_n.jpg?oh=ec3ebfe3 64946c7804f00c6dc507d5a4&oe=54ADB6A5

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:41 PM
People keep saying that but i don't see it :suspect:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:43 PM
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47566812

LukeB
22-10-2014, 09:44 PM
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47566812

jake looks more hotter

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:44 PM
jake looks more hotter

Yes, but Aston is cute. :love:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:46 PM
Brown and yellow? D:

I feel ill. :worry:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 09:46 PM
yall are trash

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:46 PM
Brown and yellow? D:

I feel ill. :worry:

:joker: he needs a good bath!

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:46 PM
Brown and yellow? D:

I feel ill. :worry:

Creme egg coloured :love:

Firewire
22-10-2014, 09:46 PM
moorangu is needed here

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 09:47 PM
Creme egg coloured :love:

:laugh2:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 09:59 PM
I've suddenly gone off creme eggs :sad:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 09:59 PM
Creme egg coloured :love:

D: Noooooooooo!!!!! Don't ruin creme eggs for me!!!!

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:00 PM
ban liam for ruining nice chocolates :fist:

only joking :fan:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:03 PM
:smug:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 10:03 PM
:fist:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:06 PM
before liam gets a ban
http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx235/gfs1112/you-career-is-dead-o.gif

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 10:06 PM
:laugh:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:08 PM
-hopes none of the mods are creme egg fans-

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:09 PM
-hopes none of the mods are creme egg fans-

Josy prefers a cream pie.



:worry:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:11 PM
omg

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:11 PM
Josy prefers a cream pie.



:worry:

omg, i hate cream pies

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:13 PM
omg, i hate cream pies

That's not what the Geordie guy thinks :fan:

I'll leave now.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 10:14 PM
bye

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:15 PM
That's not what the Geordie guy thinks :fan:

I'll leave now.

omg :spin: :joker:

i chocked on my coke

:fist: trying to kill me :fan:

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:21 PM
Hi everyone!
I'm new here and was attracted by the subject. Does anyone have the pictures referenced in this thread? I'm loving Jake and am too intrigued not to ask.

Thanks all. :)

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 10:22 PM
Cute! :love:

http://images.ok.co.uk/1413976160_The-X-Factor-Louis-Walsh-Stereo-Kicks-exclusive-picture.jpg

Shaun
22-10-2014, 10:24 PM
the only three worth doing tbh

edit: nvm thought that was barclay, not tom

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 10:25 PM
Hi everyone!
I'm new here and was attracted by the subject. Does anyone have the pictures referenced in this thread? I'm loving Jake and am too intrigued not to ask.

Thanks all. :)
It's not my Jake.

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 10:25 PM
:fan:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:27 PM
Not this thread attracting newbies. :worry:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 10:27 PM
it is by the grace of me you never learned what i could see :bop:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:28 PM
Hi everyone!
I'm new here and was attracted by the subject. Does anyone have the pictures referenced in this thread? I'm loving Jake and am too intrigued not to ask.

Thanks all. :)

Sorry i have to say this, your name is so perfect for this thread.. Welcome!

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:28 PM
It's not my Jake.

Is your Jake, Jake Q? He's a different kind of animal.

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:28 PM
Scratch and sniff. :worry:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 10:29 PM
are we talking about TiBB jake bc i would rim him until next year tbh

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:29 PM
The scary thing is that you added "99" so there's more than one scratch and sniff around these parts. :worry:

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 10:29 PM
y'all need Jesus and some holy water. http://i.imgur.com/GQ3JwKn.gif

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Sorry i have to say this, your name is so perfect for this thread.. Welcome!

Thanks. It feels great to be here...

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-10-2014, 10:30 PM
//connected to the google//connected to the government//

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:31 PM
are we talking about TiBB jake bc i would rim him until next year tbh

I'm sure he'd be thrilled to hear this.

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:31 PM
but seriously, are these photos of little jake actually in existence?

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:32 PM
'little Jake' i feel weird now :worry:

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:33 PM
'little Jake' i feel weird now :worry:

i'm struggling to differentiate...

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:34 PM
Oh my god, you've attracted a pedo ring.

:eek:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:35 PM
Oh my god, you've attracted a pedo ring.

:eek:

Probably not the best thing to accuse the newbie of :joker:

It was Luke that started this thread anyway :worry:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:36 PM
Probably not the best thing to accuse the newbie of :joker:

It was Luke that started this thread anyway :worry:

hey :fist:

T*
22-10-2014, 10:37 PM
Vanessa will have nightmares tonight about Jake's hairy butthole

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:37 PM
hey :fist:

The evidence doesn't lie :hmph:

But, i do think that maybe it's time to close this thread :laugh:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 10:37 PM
are we talking about TiBB jake bc i would rim him until next year tbh

Deffo not! http://www.ball-pythons.net/forums/images/smilies/th_sign01951.gif

Jake S > every other Jake

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:37 PM
Probably not the best thing to accuse the newbie of :joker:

It was Luke that started this thread anyway :worry:

maybe i should take the first exit...

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:39 PM
The evidence doesn't lie :hmph:

But, i do think that maybe it's time to close this thread :laugh:

this is an innocent thread :fan:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 10:41 PM
I think we better all go to bed. :joker:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:41 PM
I've been drinking, i don't know what everyone else's excuse is :smug:

Vanessa
22-10-2014, 10:42 PM
I've been drinking, i don't know what everyone else's excuse is :smug:

So have i ! :laugh:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:42 PM
i made this thread to make stupidhoe happy liam :fan:

i'm doing some good deeds here liam

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:42 PM
So have i ! :laugh:

You're the worst culprit :fan:

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:42 PM
I didnt realise drinking was a prerequisite here...

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:43 PM
can i just ask, to put my mind at rest before i put myself to bed, has anyone seen the apparent "selfie"?

Firewire
22-10-2014, 10:44 PM
we all have, it's on twitter

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 10:45 PM
can i just ask, to put my mind at rest before i put myself to bed, has anyone seen the apparent "selfie"?

Yes :love:

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:45 PM
Excuse you, i haven't :hmph:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 10:45 PM
i made this thread to make stupidhoe happy liam :fan:

i'm doing some good deeds here liam

I thank you very sweetly.

Heaven = Winner
22-10-2014, 10:46 PM
https://twitter.com/jakesims_/status/524927538003709952

i can't http://www.heartbreakers.me/public/style_emoticons/default/rot.gif

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:47 PM
Why do I get the feeling the newbie is a thirsty Salman? :think:

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:48 PM
I thought it had been removed. never mind. i give up my quest to find it. i'm sorry for disturbing your unusual community.

Jamesy
22-10-2014, 10:49 PM
People find Jake attractive?! :suspect:

I think his big shlong has hypnotised half of you...

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:50 PM
People find Jake attractive?! :suspect:

I think his big shlong has hypnotised half of you...

He's beautiful, his tattoos, his piercings, his eyes :lovedup:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:50 PM
His sh*tty arse! :fan:

scratchnsniff99
22-10-2014, 10:51 PM
you guys tease me. maybe i will resume the search tomorrow

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:51 PM
His sh*tty arse! :fan:

He could have sat on a mars bar :nono:

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:52 PM
Not Mars bars! :bawling:

Jamesy
22-10-2014, 10:52 PM
He could have sat on a mars bar :nono:

Or a creme egg :hehe:

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:52 PM
He could have sat on a mars bar :nono:

:fist: again? i love mars bars

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:52 PM
Or a creme egg :hehe:

See Morsh! I'm not alone in that thought! :fan:

T*
22-10-2014, 10:52 PM
Is it Tom's ? :fan:

NO :fist:

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 10:54 PM
It's not his bum!!!

T*
22-10-2014, 10:54 PM
Creme egg coloured :love:

I HATE YOU OMG
no more creme eggs for me

LukeB
22-10-2014, 10:55 PM
i actually got a mars bar next to me

-chucks in the bin - liam you owe me 50p

and james not you as well D:

T*
22-10-2014, 10:55 PM
Josy prefers a cream pie.



:worry:

omfg

Liam-
22-10-2014, 10:56 PM
LiamPRW, single handedly putting creme eggs out of commision since 2014 :smug:

A little comondation to Jamesy

T*
22-10-2014, 10:57 PM
are we talking about TiBB jake bc i would rim him until next year tbh

i can't breathe

Marsh.
22-10-2014, 10:58 PM
This forum makes me feel dirty.

Amy Jade
22-10-2014, 10:58 PM
I thought it had been removed. never mind. i give up my quest to find it. i'm sorry for disturbing your unusual community.

You can't receive PMs so...

T*
22-10-2014, 10:58 PM
but seriously, are these photos of little jake actually in existence?

little jake http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif