If you could be Niamh for the day...

[Benjamin]

...what would you do?

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz50/frogsplash46/tacosbunsscissorstunnels.gif

[Ramsay]

i'd shave her head and get a tattoo on her arse saying scott was here

[Marsh.]

I'd take a shower.

[LukeB]

get smashed

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'd take a shower.

wait, Im not finished yet


:creep:

[Liam-]

Do some stereotypical Irish thing that I may get slapped for suggesting because it's probably not true at all.

[LukeB]

oh yeah i will ban liam for ruining creme eggs :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Do some stereotypical Irish thing that I may get slapped for suggesting because it's probably not true at all.

I think you mean Gaelic Dance?


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1201941/drunk-guy-dancing-o.gif

[Niamh.]

:suspect:

[Benjamin]

:suspect:

You didn't answer the question :idc:

[Marsh.]

:suspect:

Don't worry hun, I'd moisturise your body with a lovely cream. :smug:

[LukeB]

i will dance to cheryl cole in the middle of the street :hehe: i will dance like really awkward and embarrassing, wearing a banana outfit

[Livia]

I'd ban ALL of y'all...

[Marsh.]

That's Nivea cream by the way, nothing mucky. :nono:

[Ramsay]

i'd finally see what tibb towers is like :lovedup:
is it sad that in reality that's probably all i'd do is just be in there

[T*]

Permaban Liam :hehe:

[Benjamin]

i'd finally see what tibb towers is like :lovedup:
is it sad that in reality that's probably all i'd do is just be in there

It's really not that exciting lol

[Liam-]

Permaban Liam :hehe:

Leave me alone :hmph:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i'd finally see what tibb towers is like :lovedup:
is it sad that in reality that's probably all i'd do is just be in there

Imagine walking into the high Tower and seeing Josy in her rollers and smalls playing Crocket with Banhammer whilst by the large stainglass window Neem is urinating on the newbies gathering in the quad below. Both are laughing hysterically as Pearl Jam blares from a ghetto blaster ductaped to a naked Mtvn's back


*shudder*

[T*]

Leave me alone :hmph:

NEVAR

[Shaun]

I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.

[Amy Jade]

Ban 3 people. :)

[T*]

I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.

jesus D:

[kirklancaster]

Have Kirklancaster's triplets.:hehe:

[Natalie.]

Make Jam on toast and hide 2 pieces in every room of the house

[Niamh.]

I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.

None of those things would actually bother me, in fact I probably wouldn't even notice (well except maybe the crumbs in my bed) I'm the least ocd person in the world :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I'd ban ALL of y'all...

Super job Livia :clap2:

[Shaun]

It would all build though Niamh... you'd start wondering if you'd always lived life this way and it'd get too much. I'm trying to give you a breakdown fgs :fist:

[Niamh.]

It would all build though Niamh... you'd start wondering if you'd always lived life this way and it'd get too much. I'm trying to give you a breakdown fgs :fist:

I have kids Shaun, there's nothing you could do to my house that I wouldn't just assume the kids had done :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...



*double shudder*

[Kyle]

It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: you should have saved that for the christmas-vision Kyle

[Kyle]

It's only fair I give someone else a chance of winning

[Kyle]

They call out to the mod logged on Tibb
"Niamh can you help me?"
"I'm pissed off and marsh keeps stalking me"
"Is this something you can help with?"

She logged off, wouldn't log on
Niamh pretends she didn't see that
Now they make a new profile on twitter
And they call marsh a ********** prat

Oh, think twice, it's another day for being a mod
In the emerald isle
Oh, think twice, it's just another day for modding
Modding in the emerald isle

[Niamh.]

True True

[Niamh.]

They call out to the mod logged on Tibb
"Niamh can you help me?"
"I'm pissed off and marsh keeps stalking me"
"Is this something you can help with?"

She logged off, wouldn't log on
Niamh pretends she didn't see that
Now they make a new profile on twitter
And they call marsh a ********** prat

Oh, think twice, it's another day for being a mod
In the emerald isle
Oh, think twice, it's just another day for modding
Modding in the emerald isle

Oh I love that :')

[Kyle]

God i thought I would get slated for doing phil collins :joker:

[Niamh.]

God i thought I would get slated for doing phil collins :joker:

I knew what tune I was singing to from the first line :laugh:

[Kyle]

I knew what tune I was singing to from the first line :laugh:

:laugh:

There's a mod that's been on my miiiiiiiind,
All the time,
Neee
Neeee
Neeeeeeeeeevia

Now she don't even know my real name
But she gave me a warning just the same
Need
Neeee
Neeeeeeeeeevia

Ah, I've been reported
She'll soon be there
I'll get her attention anywhere
I feel so naughty, I feel so bad
I feel so good it when I get banned
By

Nee
Neeee
Neeeevia


What phil collins Classic is that one?

[Kizzy]

I know it... because I'm so oooooollllddddddd.

You can share my prune juice niamh :)

[Niamh.]

lol I don't know that one :laugh:

[Kyle]

:laugh:

Sussudio

[Kizzy]

I would prob quote father ted all day with her accent :laugh:

Speaking of that this really reminded me of them..
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[Niamh.]

Father Ted :worship: Make it Dougal quotes

[Kyle]

My lovely horse
Your a pony no more
Running around
With the man on your back like a train in the night

[Kizzy]

We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!

[Kyle]

We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6814185_f260.jpg

[kirklancaster]

I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...





*double shudder*

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

You genuinely crack me up -- Do you employ a gag writer?:hehe:

And why do you keep calling Marsh 'Morshe' -- Is it some kind of code? :hehe:

[kirklancaster]

It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.

If you're penning these yourself Kyle you've missed your calling. You should be
earning mega bucks as a lyricist. Genius.

[Kyle]

Kirk please, your making me blush :lovedup:

[kirklancaster]

Kirk please, your making me blush :lovedup:

I'm 1000% serious. I'm good at this myself Kyle, but I just hope you haven't entered the ChristmasVision comp because you're better. That 'Frosty The Pervert' was a gem.

Do you know how much loot can be made from clever parodies?

[Kyle]

I'm 1000% serious. I'm good at this myself Kyle, but I just hope you haven't entered the ChristmasVision comp because you're better. That 'Frosty The Pervert' was a gem.

Do you know how much loot can be made from clever parodies?

Frosty the pervert wasn't mine, it's a bob rivers one I think.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

You genuinely crack me up -- Do you employ a gag writer?:hehe:

And why do you keep calling Marsh 'Morshe' -- Is it some kind of code? :hehe:

I have forgotten why we now call Morsh Morsh and not Marsh

Does anyone recall :shrug:

[Kyle]

I have forgotten why we now call Morsh Morsh and not Marsh

Does anyone recall :shrug:

When someone made an advice thread and I made a comment about two totally unknown people called Kuzzy and Morsh wanting to be together I think.

[Crimson Dynamo]

When someone made an advice thread and I made a comment about two totally unknown people called Kuzzy and Morsh wanting to be together I think.

:joker:

[lostalex]

I would rule the world.

[Kyle]

:joker:

Just looked it up it was the Kazanne hotseat thread page 5

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250897&highlight=morsh&page=5

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just looked it up it was the Kazanne hotseat thread page 5

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250897&highlight=morsh&page=5

and from that date, a leg-end was born :spin:

[Kyle]

and from that date, a leg-end was born :spin:

Bit gutted Kezzy and Neemah never took on tbh :joker:

[Niamh.]

Bit gutted Kezzy and Neemah never took on tbh :joker:

:suspect:

[Kyle]

Sh*t she's back run

:dog:

[Black Dagger]

I would throw potatoes at people and have a mid life crisis.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would throw potatoes at people and have a mid life crisis.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/08184247352a4d036f8f4c282eca5ae6/tumblr_muemrpLgXk1r5ur0ho1_500.gif

[Marsh.]

I am not amused by all this shade. :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.

omfg :joker: