Your ideal man/woman

[The Human Santapede]

Describe to us your perfect man/woman

[Merry Mockmas]

I'm not very sure what my main type of girl in look is, so I'll just describe personality wise.

Funny, quirky, serious when she needs to be, sexually adventurous in the bedroom lol, have some things in common while also having enough differences so that I could have a fun debate with her, and that she knows that she's hot.

[Kizzy]

Um, good looking but not very and shy so they're not bigheaded about it, over 6ft older than me, dark hair, not very hairy, funny but not sarky, good natured and calm, homey non drinker/smoker, good at DIY :laugh:

[Liam-]

My ideal man.. has to have an amazing sense of humour, naturally funny, confident but not cocky or arrogant, they have to smell amazing, be somewhat of a family man, be independent, be loving but not in a creepy clingy way, like Mock said, he'd have to be sexually adventurous, passionate, i don't care about romance, but the occasional burst never hurt anybody.. i don't care about looks tbh, but i do love a man with tasteful piercings and tattoos.. and blonde hair is a mega bonus.

[Kyle]

French accent and a hairy puss can go a long way.

The rest is just splitting hairs :hehe:

[Liam-]

French accent and a hairy puss can go a long way.

The rest is just splitting hairs :hehe:

Kyle! Such filth is not required on this forum young man :nono:

[Kyle]

My ideal man.. has to have an amazing sense of humour, naturally funny, confident but not cocky or arrogant, they have to smell amazing, be somewhat of a family man, be independent, be loving but not in a creepy clingy way, like Mock said, he'd have to be sexually adventurous, passionate, i don't care about romance, but the occasional burst never hurt anybody.. i don't care about looks tbh, but i do love a man with tasteful piercings and tattoos.. and and blonde hair is a mega bonus.

Says you with this filth :nono:

[Kizzy]

Says you with this filth :nono:

http://pcsyourvoice.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/down-with-this-sort-of-thing.jpg

[Liam-]

Says you with this filth :nono:

How long did that take you mate? :laugh:

[Kyle]

How long did that take you mate? :laugh:

:laugh: Put it this way, you shall be receiving a bill for a substantial part of my life that I will not be getting back after that.

[Xtopher]

Husky type man
Dark style
Understands my humor/better be funny
Accepts my love for Depeche Mode
Better yet, a Depeche stan himself.
Horror head
A bottom
Be around my height. 6'2
Friendly
Dog lover
Can cook.

[Liam-]

:laugh: Put it this way, you shall be receiving a bill for a substantial part of my life that I will not be getting back after that.

Hey, it was your choice to defile my post pal, not my issue :laugh:

[T*]

Male: Slightly Muscley, Loving, Funny, Cuddly, Top (:hehe:), tidy, clean, etc.
Female: Cute, Cuddly, Loving, Happy, Confident

[Kyle]

Hey, it was your choice to defile my post pal, not my issue :laugh:

:laugh: Just an editorial mate, it happens all the time. 50 shades of grey was actually a book about raising children in a convent till they put me on as head editor. Can't say I'm proud of where it went but what can you do? :shrug:

[Marsh.]

http://pcsyourvoice.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/down-with-this-sort-of-thing.jpg

Knickers?

[Liam-]

Male: Slightly Muscley, Loving, Funny, Cuddly, Top (:hehe:), tidy, clean, etc.
Female: Cute, Cuddly, Loving, Happy, Confident

K :fan:

[Merry Mockmas]

Poor Kyle, you had to stop 50 Shades Of Grey from entering the gutter and you made it tell the most story driven Book that I've ever read.

[Liam-]

:laugh: Just an editorial mate, it happens all the time. 50 shades of grey was actually a book about raising children in a convent till they put me on as head editor. Can't say I'm proud of where it went but what can you do? :shrug:

I can't quite figure out if that's genius or highly disturbing :suspect:

[Kyle]

Poor Kyle, you had to stop 50 Shades Of Grey from entering the gutter and you made it tell the most story driven Book that I've ever read.

You've read it? Is it filthy?

I can't quite figure out if that's genius or highly disturbing :suspect:

Why not pick both! :hehe:

[T*]

K :fan:

I forgot to add that they can;t be a bitch like Liam :hmph:

[Liam-]

I forgot to add that they can;t be a bitch like Liam :hmph:

At least I'm a real bitch :fan:

Edit: also, ew at you specifying roles, play with an etch-a-sketch or something.

[T*]

At least I'm a real bitch :fan:

I will end you :idc:

[Merry Mockmas]

You've read it? Is it filthy?



Why not pick both! :hehe:

I've never read it, I was joking before.

I'm still quite innocent when it cums to getting into sex stories, Porn sites are fine though.

[Liam-]

I will end you :idc:

Don't make me call Jo Frost on you bitch.

[Kyle]

I've never read it, I was joking before.

I'm still quite innocent when it cums to getting into sex stories, Porn sites are fine though.

You just couldn't resist could you :inamood:

[Kyle]

Liam, how would you feel about your man having a furry buttock? Would you make him get it waxed off or use it as a fluffy pillow at night?

[Liam-]

Liam, how would you feel about your man having a furry buttock? Would you make him get it waxed off or use it as a fluffy pillow at night?

Furry cheeks are fine, but intimate has got to be completely clean shaven.. and i do like to use buttocks as pillows, how did you know? :p

[Kyle]

Furry cheeks are fine, but intimate has got to be completely clean shaven.. and i do like to use buttocks as pillows, how did you know? :p

No idea mate I was just talking out my arse......pun intended! :hehe:

[T*]

Don't make me call Jo Frost on you bitch.

I hope Froot flops

[Liam-]

No idea mate I was just talking out my arse......pun intended! :hehe:

I see what you did there :smug:

I hope Froot flops

No you don't, you ****ing love it.

[T*]

No you don't, you ****ing love it.

Bitch :hmph:

[Dollface]

My ideal man ..adores horror films, morbid, likes snails, prudish, funny, has some tattoos and a couple of face piercings, fluent in Japanese, honest, lazy like me, fun/immature (but serious when needed), loving but not clingy, confident but not arrogant

[Liam-]

Likes snails? That's very specific :lovedup:

[Jessica.]

He must have a similar sense of humour to my own and want similar things in life. :)

[Kazanne]

French accent and a hairy puss can go a long way.

The rest is just splitting hairs :hehe:

:joker::joker:

[Kyle]

Kazanne's answer to describe what your ideal man would be like....

Gerard Butler.

[jackc1806]

who's Liam lol

[Kyle]

who's Liam lol

Who?

[jackc1806]

Who?

idek

[Kyle]

idek

LiamPRW

[Kazanne]

Kazanne's answer to describe what your ideal man would be like....

Gerard Butler.

:shocked: I was gonna say,I have mine,but when you put it like that Kyle ,he is kinda perfect (for me anyway):hehe: Jay is not dissimilar:smug:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

funny, no nonsense, soft heart, loves animals, hates people

can be a vampire

[Kazanne]

funny, no nonsense, soft heart, loves animals, hates people

can be a vampire

Bloody hell LT,how could I forget you? as a fellow animal lover,you're my kind of guy:blush:

[Stu]

Someone who'll let me have my fun, because that's all that matters.

[T*]

idek

idk either but he sounds like a bitch :hehe: x

[Thotmas]

m shadows and synyster gates squeezed into one buff package of funny, but tough when they need to be, not taking everything seriously, hair and doesn't care that much about designer labels. like they'll be completely fine going out with a simple t shirt and jeans or shorts. diverse taste in music. like i don't want to hear no ish if 1 hour i feel like listening to honky tonk and the next death metal or rnb the next

[Liam-]

idk either but he sounds like a bitch :hehe: x

I will ****ing cut you :hmph:

[Raph]

Kyle you dirty bugger

[LukeB]

Man - a guy who is funny,cute has an geordie/welsh accent(makes me die)
Female - blonde with braces

[Kyle]

Kyle you dirty bugger

Oh wow I fit this description. PM me the menu and meet up location and we can get this show on the road.

No Cardiff shirts :nono:

[LukeB]

Oh wow I fit this description. PM me the menu and meet up location and we can get this show on the road.

No Cardiff shirts :nono:

If you want dirty pm jessica, she loves being awake and fisting apprently

[Kyle]

If you want dirty pm jessica, she loves being awake and fisting apprently

Is this what everybody talks about on that 18+ group lol

[LukeB]

Is this what everybody talks about on that 18+ group lol

Maybe i'm not in it :hehe:

[coffee]

Honestly, I like any guy. I fall in love a million times a day but when I look at his shoes and he isn't wearing the right kind then I don't take a second look.

[Josy]

I have my perfect man, have had for 16 years :flutter:

Tall, dark, looks and smells amazing, funny, gets my humour and has been there for me through a lot of very difficult times in life.

/cheesy post

[Josy]

Honestly, I like any guy. I fall in love a million times a day but when I look at his shoes and he isn't wearing the right kind then I don't take a second look.

Omg why? :laugh:

[T*]

I will ****ing cut you :hmph:

Reported
See you in court, Bitch :hmph:

[Liam-]

Reported
See you in court, Bitch :hmph:

That's fine, I'll just pull out of your game :smug:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sexually adventurous in the bedroom

http://i.minus.com/ir6Dba1hkaXWK.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

receipts @ josy

[Kazanne]

Man - a guy who is funny,cute has an geordie/welsh accent(makes me die)
Female - blonde with braces

What? on their teeth,or holding their trousers up?

[Kazanne]

Honestly, I like any guy. I fall in love a million times a day but when I look at his shoes and he isn't wearing the right kind then I don't take a second look.

:joker::joker:coffee,that's a first

[LukeB]

What? on their teeth,or holding their trousers up?

on their teeth

[Daniel.]

Piercings and Ttatoo's, good looking, nice body, nice hair, funny, interesting, intelligent, be fine with drinking alcohol and smoking weed

[Daniel.]

Honestly, I like any guy. I fall in love a million times a day but when I look at his shoes and he isn't wearing the right kind then I don't take a second look.

Yyes! If I don't like their shoes I won't like them.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my ideal man is Daniel underscore

[T*]

That's fine, I'll just pull out of your game :smug:

Blackmail?! Wait until the Judge hears this :fist:

[LemonJam]

Cute, caring, optimistic, brings out the best in you, fun-loving, brown eyes.

That or Marc.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I have my perfect man, have had for 16 years :flutter:

Tall, dark, looks and smells amazing, funny, gets my humour and has been there for me through a lot of very difficult times in life.

/cheesy post

It'll never last

[coffee]

Omg why? :laugh:

I don't know! :joker: I'm always horrifically turned off someone with shoes that I don't like! I think shoes tell you a lot about a person so if they are weird and dirty I move onto the next :hehe:

[GypsyGoth]

My ideal partner would have to be creative, love music and adore movies (especially american ones). They would have to love going for walks during cloudy rainy days and even in the winter. Enjoy lie ins during the weekend. They'd also have to not drink or smoke or do drugs, and love coffee and chocolate and love pets, not necessarily have one. Lastly they'd have to make me laugh. I think that's all.