Splice two movies together to make a movie you want to watch

[Kyle]

Simple. Just take the rough premise of two films and put them together in the same universe for the ultimate film you want to see! Add a blurb to convince others to come see your film too!

Anybody who says Alien vs Predator will be shot. You have been warned.

[Kyle]

The Jurassic Games

23 of the worlds unluckiest kids and 1 complete and utter turnip are forced into a ring of death because of overpopulation and stuff. Watch as these kids act out the worst parts of the book Lord of the flies and slash each other, stab each other and basically act like Leeds United fans. However, when one child finds an oversized footprint in sector 7, the kids quickly realise that they are not alone and that they are going to have to team up to fight some of natures most badass predators....and then kill each other after because only one can win.

The Jurassic games,

Coming June 2015
Rated 15

[Marc]

That sounds amazing :laugh:

[Marc]

Make it an 18 though

[Kyle]

Make it an 18 though

Good idea. Need to give Battle Royale a run for it's money :think:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Lion Throat

Essentially its a feline porn movie with Lions shagging Tigers

[Marc]

I want rape, murder, suicide, dinoincest, beastiality and romance.

[Kyle]

The Lion Throat

Essentially its a feline porn movie with Lions shagging Tigers

Starring Lionda Lovelace?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Starring Lionda Lovelace?

:joker:

Yes and Siamese Cowell

[Kyle]

Lol *****in hell trumpet.

So looks like we have the mature and perverted demographic sorted with a dinosaur incest chasing murdering kids around a park film and a film about Lions giving head and getting judged by the xfactor panel on their technique.

Anyone got any ideas for the children?

[Marc]

That serbian film mixed with hostel for the kids. Starring dora the explorer

[Kyle]

That serbian film mixed with hostel for the kids. Starring dora the explorer

If you thought Coffee got it bad from Cherie for showing the kids she was minding a scary horror clip she's gonna have a field day with you :laugh:

[Withano]

"I want rape"

Marc 2014

[Cherie]

If you thought Coffee got it bad from Cherie for showing the kids she was minding a scary horror clip she's gonna have a field day with you :laugh:

When that kid Coffee is minding grows up to be a Psycho who specialises in murdering au pairs she will remember my advice :fist:

[Josy]

The Day After Friday The Thirteenth

The day following the Friday The 13th massacre of some overly stupid college kids that were staying at a dark spooky camp.


Blockbuster right here tbh :idc:

[Kyle]

Pacific Notebook

A young man named Noah is chosen along with his brother for a unique mind melding operation that allows them to pilot gigantic robots with a deadly arsenal in order to square up to a threat that has been plaguing humanity for decades. Giant Godzillas. Everything seems to be going swimmingly until he finds himself in love with another pilot called Allie. The two of them are besotted but alas it turns out to be a tragic love as her sister forces Noah to leave Allie because quite simply two giant robots will not **** each other.

This summer, allow yourself to be taken in for the ride of a life time as Noah and Allie battle giant monsters that look a lot like Godzilla in giant robots that look a lot like transformers but way better. Witness the eternal bond as poor Noah finds himself haunted by his lost love and sends her hundreds of letters even though it's like the year 2035 or something and....fasten your seat belts for a gigantic climax that is destined to change the lives of these Jaeger pilots and the World for all eternity.

Pacific notebook

Coming July 16th 2015
Starring :

Ryan Gosling
Dan Gosling
Rachel McAdams
The McAdams family
Idris Elba

Rated PG13

[Crimson Dynamo]

King Con Air

A large Monkey criminal steals a plane and flies him and his mates around america stealing bananas

Stars Nicholas "Monkey" Cage and a big Monkey