guess what i did last night

[michael21]

guess what i did last night :amazed::amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Smithy]

Probably murdered someone

[Natalie.]

baked a cake

[Liam-]

Class A's?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

posted on my wall and then deleted the message afterwards?

you have done this like 19 times i am not impressed

[michael21]

Probably murdered someone

no that was the night before

baked a cake

nope

Class A's?

nope

[Mystic Mock]

You had the op?

[Crimson Dynamo]

anal sex with a lemur?

[michael21]

posted on my wall and then deleted the message afterwards?

you have done this like 19 times i am not impressed

i like things tidy i had 90 thousand post on my wall at one point

[michael21]

You had the op?

nope

[michael21]

anal sex with a lemur?

thank for SPOILing tomorrow night thread :fist::fist::fist::fist:

[Mystic Mock]

You kissed a girl and didn't like it?

[Natalie.]

robbed an old lady

[michael21]

You kissed a girl and didn't like it?

nope :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[michael21]

robbed an old lady

nope :laugh:

[Liam-]

Impregnated Ann Widdecombe?

[michael21]

Impregnated Ann Widdecombe?

nope :bored:

[Liam-]

Glassed a mouthy teenager?

[Mystic Mock]

You kidnapped a girl?

[Vanessa]

Watched a movie?

[Marcus.]

whent to see firework show

[michael21]

Glassed a mouthy teenager?

nope :think:

You kidnapped a girl?

nope :think:

Watched a movie?

nope

whent to see firework show

nope

[Calderyon]

Ordered a pizza or went outside after 10 PM.

[Mystic Mock]

You kidnapped a big strong man and had your wicked way with him?

[Natalie.]

stabbed someone with a carrot

[Crimson Dynamo]

made a thread to get attention?

[kirklancaster]

You sat in a dark room thinking what you could cryptically post on TIBB which would drive everybody bonkers?:hehe:

[Josy]

made a thread to get attention?

This :idc:

[GypsyGoth]

Went into labor??

[Marsh.]

i did last night guess what

[kirklancaster]

i did last night guess what

Listening to:

Woof Woof .Window the in doggy that is much how?

[kirklancaster]

Went into labor??

And saw Ed Miliband?

[Natalie.]

Went into labor??

a little baby michael21 :amazed:

[kirklancaster]

You were pushing an empty wheelbarrow on the street, got tired, slumped into it and fell asleep, and when you awoke you'd collected £27.99 in loose change from passer-by's? So scooted off and bought some fireworks?

[Livia]

He dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow and when he woke up, his pillow had gone.

[Ryan57]

Helped me steal a trolley from Tesco is what he did... unless you're on about after when you went wandering off with that funny looking woman... with the moustache. :hehe:

[Glenn.]

Took a dump on a cat?

[LukeB]

went to the post office :idc:

[Ryan57]

Took a dump on a cat?

https://media.giphy.com/media/yrrEhlrF4Ek2k/giphy.gif

[T*]

sobbed yourself to sleep because of your loneliness and the fact that the post office barred you from their premises for following women around?

[lily.]

Made a grammatically correct post?

[michael21]

you all wrong so far

and this morning at 3:40am :amazed: i took a bin bag and some takeaway packaging around the corner to the bin green big because i layed in on monday and mist the bin getting rid of morning :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling: :dance::dance::dance::dance:

[T*]

you all wrong so far

and this morning at 3:40am :amazed: i took a bin bag and some takeaway packaging around the corner to the bin green big because i layed in on monday and mist the bin getting rid of morning :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling: :dance::dance::dance::dance:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/nonsense.gif

[Livia]

Made a grammatically correct post?

Least likely answer so far...

[kirklancaster]

Least likely answer so far...

Ouch!:hehe:

[kirklancaster]

I really think that you enjoyed a takeaway and a few drinks while you tackled a giant jigsaw puzzle which you completed in the early hours.

Am I correct?

[Josy]

The bin green big eh? Sounds interesting

[michael21]

i having takeaway tonight

[michael21]

and spurs will win

[Marsh.]

You need a proper home cooked meal lad.

[Mystic Mock]

You hit me baby one more time?

[Loukas]

i came into this thread because i thought you met Lucy Watson, now that i know you didn't, i don't care :idc:

[Kyle]

Looks like another punter on michaels street will have woken up yesterday morning without a brown bin.

[kirklancaster]

i having takeaway tonight

Oops! Just my ESP again.

[Ryan57]

Looks like another punter on michaels street will have woken up yesterday morning without a brown bin.

:joker:

You hit me baby one more time?

That's a bit of a... Toxic... post.

[Mystic Mock]

:joker:



That's a bit of a... Toxic... post.

Well he seemed to not be a womanizer anymore and was experimenting with new ideas.

[lily.]

Least likely answer so far...

-sigh-

One can always dream...