2015 Brit Awards (Kim&Kanye win)

[armand.kay]

Yas Clara x

[Loukas]

Yas Clara x

It's Cara :smug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Slag alert!

[Iceman]

I liked that. Shame it was censored

[Ninastar]

Hozier plz

[Vanessa]

I liked that. Shame it was censored

Same.

[LukeB]

I am LIVING for Taylor's dancing and the stunned faces of everyone else <3 <3 <3

we need emotes of it <3 <3 <3

[Shaun]

of the only two with any chance in this I'd rather it was John, but it's so obviously going to Phackinghell

[LukeB]

ffs

[Vanessa]

Pharrell! :dance:

[Samm]

Psychic smithy once again strikes :dazzler:

ok

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Pharelle but his opinions of women i do not like at all.

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon Cowell is there so the muppets have won something.

[Kazanne]

I like Pharelle but his opinions of women i do not like at all.

What are they johnny?

[Vanessa]

LOL Kanye West dropping F bombs! :joker:

[Shaun]

Slag alert!

I like Pharelle but his opinions of women i do not like at all.

do enlighten us...

[Kazanne]

Simon Cowell is there so the muppets have won something.

:nono::nono: I swear I will slap you Johnny

[Johnnyuk123]

What are they johnny?

I saw something online a while back.

[Loukas]

do enlighten us...

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

:nono::nono: I swear I will slap you Johnny

I enjoy being slapped.:joker:

[Samuel.]

Just came by to see the Kanye reaction...

-deletes account-

[Kazanne]

I saw something online a while back.

C.mon spill.:hehe:

[Shaun]

idk why i found this so funny

Adam Woodyatt retweeted
Ed Sheeran ‏@edsheeran 1m1 minute ago

One last time, tweet #EDSHEERANBRIT please xx

[Kazanne]

I enjoy being slapped.:joker:

:joker: Trust me you wont!!

[Johnnyuk123]

C.mon spill.:hehe:

It was ages ago Kaz. I'll look it up again.

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker: Trust me you wont!!

:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

TAKE THAT are on!!!!! SHHHHHHHHH

[Shaun]

Ant and Dec should join Take That tbh

[Vanessa]

Take That. :love:

[Kazanne]

I forgot ,there is only 3 of them now.

[LukeB]

was hoping for These Days

[Iceman]

Ant and Dec should join Take That tbh

Lead vocals for sure

[Johnnyuk123]

Mark in the CBB house couldn't even roll a fag so i ain't falling for him playing that guitar.

[T*]

why were those pyrotechnics wasted on this ****e

[Shaun]

they look like they've dressed for three different bands - Mumford & Sons, viva la vida-era Coldplay, and the Scissor Sisters on drums

[Johnnyuk123]

That drum is black. That is a rubber skin.

[Iceman]

Trying to make them look legitimate with that silly drum :laugh3:

[Loukas]

they look like they've dressed for three different bands - Mumford & Sons, viva la vida-era Coldplay, and the Scissor Sisters on drums

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Gary could do this on his own.

[Vanessa]

:flutter:

[Iceman]

Gary could do this on his own.

Yes and hopefully not in public

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Gary!

[T*]

awful

[Shaun]

even Ant is shading them <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Lionel is thinking who the fek is next to me. lol

[Iceman]

even Ant is shading them <3

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

right, this had better go to Uptown Funk or Ghost. (I'm thinking Ghost since they've got Ella there)

[LukeB]

Ghost :lovedup:

[T*]

a capital fm dj being 'randomly' chosen for announcing an award... sponsored by capital fm? :think:

[Johnnyuk123]

One of Simon Cowheels muppets has to win something or he would not be there.

[MB.]

right, this had better go to Uptown Funk or Ghost. (I'm thinking Ghost since they've got Ella there)

Mark Ronson's there too. :suspect:

They'll probably give it to Sam Smith as he hasn't got a 'proper' one yet.

[Shaun]

actually I like all of these except Summer & the Sigma one :worry:

[Shaun]

:clap1: the best result of the night

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance: YES :dance::dance:

[Iceman]

Happy with that.

[LukeB]

:clap1: here for Fleur getting a mention

[T*]

uck
that song was okay until they played it every 2 minutes

[Johnnyuk123]

What is a Buddy Holly lookalike doing on the stage?

[Loukas]

what a sexy man :flutter: :flutter: :flutter:

[MB.]

I forgot he sounded like Bradtheladlong.

[Braden]

He is really handsome :love:

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[T*]

his voice is dipping from american to slightly british what is happening

[Johnnyuk123]

He is really handsome :love:

Should have gone too spec savers?

[Loukas]

his voice is dipping from american to slightly british what is happening

no idea - i guess he was raised in America?

[Kazanne]

John Bishop:cheer2:

[Shaun]

bit rude of John Bishop to present an award just after his old band performed

[MB.]

God knows how they missed the opportunity to put Kim Kardashian and John Bishop together.

[Johnnyuk123]

And the award to the best lip syncing grandma goes too Madonna!

[Braden]

Should have gone too spec savers?

Do you not think so?! :o

[MB.]

Are any of them even there? :worry:

[Vanessa]

Foo Fighers! :cheer2:

[Iceman]

Foo Fighters. Another gig I'm going to this summer :love:

[Ninastar]

foo fighters <3

[T*]

where is perfumes nomination

[Johnnyuk123]

Down the foodbank they are called the food fighters.

[Vanessa]

I'm glad they won and not 5sos. :hehe:

[Loukas]

Do you not think so?! :o

ignore him Braden i mean come on - Look at him... :flutter:

[T*]

no idea - i guess he was raised in America?

he wasnt

[MB.]

Down the foodbank they are called the food fighters.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mardlozJHn1rnwl19.gif

[Braden]

ignore him Braden i mean come on - Look at him... :flutter:

:joker:

He is practically perfect tbh :flutter:

[LukeB]

George is talented and cute :lovedup:

[Loukas]

he wasnt

oh
then lord knows why :laugh:

[T*]

john bishop: 'its no surprise'
*millions of teen girls gasp in excitement*
'foo fighters'
*teen girls start bawling about 5sos*

[Loukas]

George's voice :flutter:

[Ross.]

I'm late but bye at Ghost not winning Best Single tbh

[Kazanne]

Love this guys voice

[Loukas]

Down the foodbank they are called the food fighters.

http://images.idiva.com/media/content/2014/Dec/tumblr_m1ofx6ihqt1rqfhi2o1_500.gif

[Braden]

George is brilliant :love:

[LukeB]

George > Sam Smith

[Iceman]

What's wrong with the crowd??

[Loukas]

George > Sam Smith

:clap2:

Sam's voice is amazing too but he's just EVERYWHERE at all times - i can't escape this man!

[Johnnyuk123]

I would love to see some brit on stage performing live with no music contract and only 3 youtube hits.

[Kazanne]

What's wrong with the crowd??

Been saying that all night they look so bored and uninterested,spoilt it a bit for me.

[T*]

Down the foodbank they are called the food fighters.

*politely coughs and looks away awkwardly*

[Iceman]

:clap2:

Sam's voice is amazing too but he's just EVERYWHERE at all times - i can't escape this man!

Yeah it got a bit boring quick. Great talent but not really into the whole year of depression

[Ross.]

What's wrong with the crowd??

They're literally lifeless. :laugh:

[Shaun]

What's wrong with the crowd??

it's a bunch of record labels on the tables (sorry for the rhyme) and then their friends and family in the crowd... i'd be very surprised if anyone there goes to any other concert this year :idc:

[Iceman]

Been saying that all night they look so bored and uninterested,spoilt it a bit for me.

Like they were all given sedation. Why would you go and be that quiet lol

[Pete.]

Well done Fleur for winning Best Single :love:

[Ross.]

*politely coughs and looks away awkwardly*

:fan:

[Iceman]

They're literally lifeless. :laugh:

Britney teas?

[Kazanne]

Like they were all given sedation. Why would you go and be that quiet lol

Exactly,they look as though they want to be anywhere but there,lol hope the after party is better:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

You can feel the hatred from the artists that can play and write and sing their own songs towards Simon Cowheel.

[Pete.]

Britney teas?
Get that promo

[Johnnyuk123]

I will watch Madonna's lip syncing performance just to see if her face moves.

[Shaun]

charli was there the whole bloody time!!!!!!!!!!!! :fist:

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh no nostrels is on.

[Vanessa]

George. :lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

bbc1 is involved so we know it's a fix.

[LukeB]

Sam Smith will obvs win

[MB.]

Oh god here we go with Sam Smith's real award. :umm2:

[T*]

FKA Twigs would be such a good winner
oh but sam smith is nommed

[Shaun]

If Sam wins this... :bored:

[Loukas]

charli was there the whole bloody time!!!!!!!!!!!! :fist:

yeah her boobs almost popped out on the runway - i'm happy she changed!

[Shaun]

right I'm done goodnight

[T*]

Omg so surprise
**** OFF YOU CHUBBY TWAT

[MB.]

Kill it with fire

[Loukas]

If Sam wins this... :bored:

:bored: :bored:

[LukeB]

George should have won!

[Iceman]

Okay please do an Adele and **** off for a few years

[T*]

he's so ****ing ugly i cannot

[T*]

no1curr sam
get off the stage

[Johnnyuk123]

It's in Sam's contract or he would not show up.

[Loukas]

Charli always looks smashed :laugh:

[MB.]

Well at least he dedicated it to Tilda Swinton. I think.

[LukeB]

Fearne Cotton is beautiful am i wrong?

[Johnnyuk123]

Love Paloma!:lovedup:

[Loukas]

OMG Paloma looks AMAZING!
yassssssss girl

[Kazanne]

he's so ****ing ugly i cannot

It's not a beauty competition ,it's a music awards show.

[Ross.]

Omg Paloma :lovedup:

[T*]

It's not a beauty competition ,it's a music awards show.

the thing is he shouldn't win either of them

[Loukas]

Fearne Cotton is beautiful am i wrong?

no because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[Vanessa]

Andrea and Fleur.

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11010503_10155224536630524_6283984009199269569_n.j pg?oh=70ed89b614f71c1d0505dd5ca3ed5428&oe=558918F8

[Smithy]

what's paloma performing?

[LukeB]

what's paloma performing?

only love can hurt like this

[Ninastar]

only love can hurt like this

like my ears rn

[Iceman]

Madoner has to follow this. Her vocals are on point.

[Loukas]

:flutter: FABULOUS
I'm crying

[T*]

*screeches something about money on my mind*
*gets 3 brits*

[Johnnyuk123]

Paloma owning the brits!!! Amazing performance!

[Kazanne]

the thing is he shouldn't win either of them

Well a lot of people obviously don't agree with you,i wanted George to win but surely you cant deny Sam has a great voice?

[MB.]

Paloma showing Taylor how to do rain there.

[LukeB]

they need Lady Gaga :clap2:

[Loukas]

*screeches something about money on my mind*
*gets 3 brits*

:laugh:

[Kazanne]

Madonna will have to go some to beat Paloma,Ed,and Taylor tonight

[Smithy]

only love can hurt like this

like my ears rn

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140326043232/degrassi/images/4/4c/Slap.gif

[MB.]

She looks like she's taking him for a walk.

[Pete.]

Paloma is slaying me rn

[Johnnyuk123]

Jimmy Carr looks like a midget next to her. lol

[T*]

Well a lot of people obviously don't agree with you,i wanted George to win but surely you cant deny Sam has a great voice?

he sounds like someone is ramming a metal rod up his arse in everything he sings

[Crimson Dynamo]

Fearne Cotton is beautiful am i wrong?
No lies spotted

[Pete.]

they need Lady Gaga :clap2:
With no material? Lmao

[Johnnyuk123]

Last chance for the muppets.lol

[T*]

With no material? Lmao

Cheek 2 cheek

[LukeB]

With no material? Lmao

her Oscar performance would have put them all to shame tbh

[T*]

oh look sam smith is nommed
i wonder who will win :think:

[LukeB]

Mark should have won.....

[Kazanne]

he sounds like someone is ramming a metal rod up his arse in everything he sings

Well I wouldn't know what that sounds like,but I disagree,his voice is spot on.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jimmy carr

:umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Sorry we can't be here but we are in Oz miming to empty stadiums.

[Iceman]

Yea for twats not being there

[Kazanne]

1D YEA,take that Johnny,lol,lol

[T*]

oh yeah because of the millions of tweeny girls voting on twitter

[LukeB]

Simon spilling the tea :clap2:

[T*]

Well I wouldn't know what that sounds like,but I disagree,his voice is spot on.

no

[MB.]

That speech being the only thing One Direction have ever written for themselves.

[Daniel.]

One Direction :love:

[Kazanne]

Sorry we can't be here but we are in Oz miming to empty stadiums.

They are in Japan,so up yours Johnny boy:joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

1D YEA,take that Johnny,lol,lol

Simon Cowheel was there for one reason only Kaz. Sadly.

[Daniel.]

1D are in Japan and don't mime hun, get your facts

[T*]

johnny if you'd stop with the unfunny simon cowell puns that'd be great

[Vanessa]

This show is missing a Liam Gallagher. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

1D are in Japan and don't mime hun, get your facts

Should i post youtube clips????

[Kazanne]

Simon Cowheel was there for one reason only Kaz. Sadly.

:joker::joker: I like 1D Johnny and I'm no screaming teenager:joker: I think people underestimate just who their fans are

[Crimson Dynamo]

Unperched for madge

[Daniel.]

Should i post youtube clips????

They came third on a singing contest, they don't mine.

Plus I've seen them live so have first hand knowledge that they don't

[T*]

:joker::joker: I like 1D Johnny and I'm no screaming teenager:joker: I think people underestimate just who their fans are

the majority are though..

[LukeB]

can we not argue about bloody one direction :laugh:

[T*]

omg the gay gogglebox guys

[Kazanne]

Should i post youtube clips????

Anyone can make a YouTube video out of synch,so I wouldn't be swayed by that and tbh it's harder to mime than sing tbh.

[Pete.]

Perches for Madonna

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker: I like 1D Johnny and I'm no screaming teenager:joker: I think people underestimate just who their fans are

The Beatles were loved yet many still refuse to acknowledge that they were a boy band put together to make loads of money. 1D failed individually to get through the rounds on a tv show until Cowheel put them together with only one thing in mind. To milk it for all it's worth. And boy is he milking it.

[Kazanne]

the majority are though..

:joker: does it matter ? they won it .

[LukeB]

Perches for Madonna

I love Madonna
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Society/Pix/cartoons/2013/4/8/1365439610427/Wallis-s-90-year-old-moth-008.jpg

[T*]

:joker: does it matter ? they won it .

and

[Kazanne]

The Beatles were loved yet many still refuse to acknowledge that they were a boy band put together to make loads of money. 1D failed individually to get through the rounds on a tv show until Cowheel put them together with only one thing in mind. To milk it for all it's worth. And boy is he milking it.

maybe so,but they are living the dream johnny,you cant knock them for that and they have made some good songs that people like,I don't get the hate for them doing that tbh.

[Kazanne]

My God cant stand his guy,Russle crowe

[T*]

I love Madonna
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Society/Pix/cartoons/2013/4/8/1365439610427/Wallis-s-90-year-old-moth-008.jpg
cher and madonna having a chat
http://www.shescribes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/41590_261726182651_1777894_n.jpg

[Vanessa]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fSUloMKhYXQ/TzJ2DD97hDI/AAAAAAAAAWA/9oKx7yXdIf8/s640/gif+madonna+queen+give+me+all+your+luvin.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

maybe so,but they are living the dream johnny,you cant knock them for that and they have made some good songs that people like,I don't get the hate for them doing that tbh.

No Kaz they have NOT made any songs. They have sung them for sure but they defo did not make them.:wavey:

[Kazanne]

Surely George will win one

[T*]

another sam smith award incoming

[T*]

oh

[LukeB]

:clap2:

[Vanessa]

:dance: YES ED

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Ed!!!!!

[Iceman]

:worship:

[Kazanne]

No Kaz they have NOT made any songs. They have sung them for sure but they defo did not make them.:wavey:

johnny I know for a fact Harry writes and sure one of the others does too,they make people happy with their songs,whats so wrong with that whether they make the songs or not.

[Vanessa]

Even Russell Crowe likes Ed. :love:

[Vanessa]

He's the cutest ginger. :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

The Queen is here! :amazed:

[T*]

omg she might collapse get the oxygen tanks ready

[LukeB]

where is her wheelchair :think:

[MB.]

Well it's no George Ezra is it

[Daniel.]

They do write and put input to their songs, especially Liam and Zayn, stay pressed

[T*]

LMFAO

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Vanessa]

She fell. :shocked:

[T*]

*drops mic*

[Daniel.]

What happened omf

[Shaun]

um

[Johnnyuk123]

johnny I know for a fact Harry writes and sure one of the others does too,they make people happy with their songs,whats so wrong with that whether they make the songs or not.

Hi Kaz,
Writing a few lyrics and arranging music are two totally different things and Harry may well have written a few lyrics but at his young age and as a musician myself he is taking the piss to pass off a few words as his own song/arrangement. In the real world that simply does not happen.:wavey:

[Ross.]

omg what just happened

[Daniel.]

lol they write most of the songs, the jealousy is real

[Kizzy]

:joker: someone is toast! :/

[Kazanne]

I felt sorry for her there,what a trooper to just carry on

[Iceman]

What

Did

I

Just

Witness

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz,
Writing a few lyrics and arranging music are two totally different things and Harry may well have written a few lyrics but at his young age and as a musician myself he is taking the piss to pass off a few words as his own song/arrangement. In the real world that simply does not happen.:wavey:

Well I like them,they have done well.:wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

Madonna is heading for the care home at this rate.

[LukeB]

show us some Taylor Swift dancing

[Smithy]

nope not even madonna can save this

[Iceman]

I'm going to require that in my sig

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Vanessa]

I'm going to require that in my sig

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well I like them,they have done well.:wavey:

I agree Kaz they have done well thanks too Simon Cowheel. It was he who put them together. He deserves a lot of credit for that at least and for selling the product worldwide.

[Kizzy]

I'm going to require that in my sig

not before me babe.... :D

[T*]

i am dying

[Kazanne]

I think the cloak tripped her over.

[armand.kay]

Screaming dddd

[Vanessa]

Someone make a gif, please! :joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Drag ha

[Pete.]

Easily the best performance of the night. So incredible

[armand.kay]

I think the cloak tripped her over.

Beyonce performing ring the alarm teas

[Amy Jade]

Who fell over?

[Vanessa]

Easily the best performance of the night. So incredible

I love her! I wonder what happened. :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Who fell over?

Madonna. :laugh:

[Kizzy]

Drag ha

They did literally :/

[Crimson Dynamo]

The incident

[LukeB]

some good winners but the show was rather boring. Only got excited for Taylor Swift

[Samm]

Omg she fell over ahhh

But well done she still put on an amazing show after it

[Pete.]

I love her! I wonder what happened. :laugh:
The clock she had got caught on her dress as the dancers tugged it back

[Pete.]

At least she wasn't miming

[Kazanne]

Who fell over?

Madonna,I felt sorry for her but people seem to think its hilarious

[Daniel.]

570708769895657472

Screaming

[Vanessa]

It's on the news! :laugh3:

[Ross.]

Madonna still carrying on :clap1:

Why did none of the dancers try to help her tho :umm2:

[Headie]

Lmao I'm done

[Kizzy]

Who fell over?

She had a cape one and she loosened it so someone could yank it off...but it wasn't loose enough :( and they pulled her down some steps backwards!

She carried on with the song though, what a woman!

[LukeB]

Madonna :laugh3: