2014 TiBB Lounge™- Part 14 (Santa's Grotto)

[Marsh.]

What is Kesha Roses though?

[Glenn.]

Grindr is less classier than Tinder. My Grindr is mostly perverted 60yr olds in leather and ****

[Daniel.]

Kesha Rose

[Daniel.]

Grindr is less classier than Tinder. My Grindr is mostly perverted 60yr olds in leather and ****

Grindr is full of skanks

[Marsh.]

oh

[Marsh.]

I have now officially bought my last Christmas present. :flutter:

Thank god, I hate it.

[Udanax]

Kesha's career died young

[Daniel.]

What is it?

[Daniel.]

Kesha's career died young

She still slays and Warrior is one of the best albums of the last decade

[Marsh.]

Some jewellery for the mother.

[Glenn.]

Grindr is full of skanks

It has its moments, but yes, mostly skanks

[Marsh.]

Isn't that what you want out of that type of thing though?

Someone quick and easy? :fan:

[Daniel.]

Is your name Marshell?

[Marsh.]

Is your name Marshell?

Marshall.

[Daniel.]

Iconic.

[Marsh.]

:flutter:

[Daniel.]

Night everyone xo

[Marsh.]

Goodnight.

[Udanax]

Gn :)

[LukeB]

Slay I got two doors to open on my advert calender :flutter:

how did i not remember to open 2+3

[nicole_burks]

Hello everyone!!!!

I miss you guys! I hope everyone is doing well and having Happy Holidays!!!

:love:

[Shaun]

nicole burks :lovedup: congratulations on the recent news bae <3

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/eeOBQuM.gif

[Ammi]

...Nicole..:love:...we're all coming over to make sure this young guy is worthy of you...

[Ammi]

..Imgur, schmimgur...:idc:..

[Jake.]

Jake?

Yet I'm the person who you can't get out of you head at half one in the morning it seems..

[Ammi]

..well, b'jeezus...

[Natalie.]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb941Wep11qfrrv2o1_1280.jpg

[Liam-]

Bore da

[Jay.]

I had just pop tarts for breakfast :flutter:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/03/23B30CC700000578-0-image-m-15_1417623509072.jpg
No Luv not there its horse manure

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/03/23B30A3900000578-0-image-m-16_1417623519255.jpg



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2859345/1D-fan-falls-giant-pile-horse-manure-chasing-Harry-Styles-ask-selfie.html
1D fan

[Marsh.]

Yet I'm the person who you can't get out of you head at half one in the morning it seems..

Can you not? :amazed: How wonderful.

[Daniel.]

I just woke

[Marsh.]

I just woke

:shocked: Lazy bastard.

[Daniel.]

I have an awful sleeping pattern tbh

[Marsh.]

I do too but it's improved the last few weeks thankfully.

[Udanax]

hi

[Marsh.]

bye

[Daniel.]

Hi

[Daniel.]

Where is Liam and Scott

[Liam-]

I am here

[Daniel.]

It's so boring

[kirklancaster]

I just woke

I know - I was next to you. :hehe:

[Daniel.]

Slay

[Marsh.]

I know - I was next to you. :hehe:

:shocked:

[kirklancaster]

Where is Liam and Scott

Both still in bed - either side of me.:hehe:

[kirklancaster]

Slay

:hehe: Trying to lift your boredom.

[Daniel.]

Well your a bit of a slut

[Marsh.]

do you stan

[Daniel.]

I stan Kirk tbh

[Liam-]

I didn't agree to any of this

[Daniel.]

Oh dear

[kirklancaster]

Well your a bit of a slut

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

I didn't agree to any of this

Oh dear oh dear.

[Jay.]

Still dying @ NoëlEdmonds

[Daniel.]

http://www.tvthrong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/shievonne_big-brother-2012.jpg

[kirklancaster]

I didn't agree to any of this

:shrug: I'm confused Noel -- I said "Deal " and you said I could open your box. :hehe:

[Liam-]

Still dying @ NoëlEdmonds

:smug:

[Daniel.]

Me and Jay in Cameo the other night

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTD6v24jia_2z8yDuLgMzjE2U5OKcXQf czir96O_PguuQXTzAaKkg

[kirklancaster]

do you stan

Will somebody tell me WTF is 'stan'?:shrug:

[Daniel.]

A "stan" is an overzealous maniacal fan for any celebrity or athlete.

Straight from Urban Dictionary

[Liam-]

:shrug: I'm confused Noel -- I said "Deal " and you said I could open your box. :hehe:

I said open, not stick yourself into :hmph:

[kirklancaster]

I said open, not stick yourself into :hmph:

:laugh2:

[Jay.]

Me and Jay in Cameo the other night

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTD6v24jia_2z8yDuLgMzjE2U5OKcXQf czir96O_PguuQXTzAaKkg

http://cdn.ymaservices.com/editorial_service/media/images/000/054/672/original/chargesobama.jpg.jpg?1406850211

[Jay.]

I love Barack Obama's voice

[kirklancaster]

A "stan" is an overzealous maniacal fan for any celebrity or athlete.

Straight from Urban Dictionary

Wow - Thanks Kesha. :smug: Walks away proudly - More 'hip'.:hehe:

[Jay.]

flop @ dan

[Jay.]

i saw that :love:

[Udanax]

smh :facepalm:

[Daniel.]

It wouldn't let me post it properly :(

[Liam-]

ha2

[Marsh.]

Will somebody tell me WTF is 'stan'?:shrug:

Stan is the ruler of TiBB.

[kirklancaster]

Stan is the ruler of TiBB.

I hope you're not B.S -ing me Marsh. Naw - I believe you. :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Jay

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Matters_2584.png

[Jay.]

me, daniel, liam & tom in our quiz team tbh

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgGqpMmXLv4/THOzDDBQfAI/AAAAAAAACzM/dnYQnyxXa94/s400/makosi1.jpghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/kemal.pnghttp://bbimages.digitalspy.co.uk/bb6/library/160x120_bb6_derek01.jpghttp://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/2479907849a4405117378b854542694l.jpg

[Jay.]

there was no picture of them together on google images :fist:

[Daniel.]

Can I be Kosi

[Jay.]

no i'm makosi, your kemal, liam is derek and tom is vanessa

sorry not sorry

[Jay.]

me and tom after we lose the first round

http://www.calrissian.com/images/makosi_vanessa_sleepy.jpg

[Daniel.]

no i'm makosi, your kemal, liam is derek and tom is vanessa

sorry not sorry

No I am Makosi, your Derek, Liam is Kemal because he stans and Tom is Vanessa

[Udanax]

wow

[Jay.]

Daniel and Liam forgetting we have to do the quiz and clubbing instead

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/standard-pictures/article7334441.ece/alternates/w620/Kemal%20and%20Derek%20Laud%20enjoy%20a%20glass%20o f%20wine%20but%20the%20most%20touching%20encounter %20was%20between%20Derek%20and%20Science,%20who%20 reconciled%20their%20differences%20over%20a%20glas s%20of%20champagne..jpg

[Jay.]

No I am Makosi, your Derek, Liam is Kemal because he stans and Tom is Vanessa

idm i just want to be derek or makosi

[Daniel.]

Be Derek then babydoll

[Daniel.]

wow

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2170488308/image.jpg

[Jay.]

Be Derek then babydoll

I shall and I will give it my all. (in big D's voice)

http://www.civilsociety.co.uk/images/thumbs/derek-laud-250_1_250.jpg

[Liam-]

I am Kemal

/discussion

[Daniel.]

I love Shirly Carter

[Jay.]

I am Kemal

/deiscussion

oop

[Jay.]

i am derek irl

[Daniel.]

I am Kemal

/discussion

Slay so you look up to me :love:

[Daniel.]

Jay please post your impression

[Marsh.]

me, daniel, liam & tom in our quiz team tbh

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgGqpMmXLv4/THOzDDBQfAI/AAAAAAAACzM/dnYQnyxXa94/s400/makosi1.jpghttp://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/uk/06/kemal.pnghttp://bbimages.digitalspy.co.uk/bb6/library/160x120_bb6_derek01.jpghttp://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/2479907849a4405117378b854542694l.jpg

ew

[Liam-]

I don't like Makosi though, this is a problem..

[Jay.]

Jay please post your impression

I don't think I have it anymore :worry:

[Daniel.]

I don't like Makosi though, this is a problem..

You do now
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92536_21.gif

[Daniel.]

I don't think I have it anymore :worry:

Do another one

[Daniel.]

I used to actually howl with laughter at them impressions

[Liam-]

You do now
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92536_21.gif

No

[Jay.]

Do another one

I will later ok

[Daniel.]

Let Liam be Gina Rio, she's his favourite housemate of all time

[Marsh.]

I can actually imagine Tom as Vanessa.

She was annoying and naive too. :fan:

[Liam-]

Let Liam be Gina Rio, she's his favourite housemate of all time

:suspect:

[Daniel.]

I can actually imagine Tom as Vanessa.

She was annoying and naive too. :fan:

Do you see me as a compulsive lying, backstabbing and hyper sexual?

[Daniel.]

:suspect:

Obviously sarcasm

[LukeB]

I can actually imagine Tom as Vanessa.

She was annoying and naive too. :fan:

OOOOOOOOO

[Daniel.]

I'm so hungry

[Liam-]

OOOOOOOOO

I think we've found Kinga :hehe:

[Daniel.]

Kinga would be offended.

[Marsh.]

Do you see me as a compulsive lying, backstabbing and hyper sexual?

Now that you mention it. :think:

[LukeB]

I think we've found Kinga :hehe:

:hmph: I have more class, I don't like bottles either :smug:

[Jay.]

Do you see me as a compulsive lying, backstabbing and hyper sexual?

Did you copy and paste that from your cv???

jk

[Marsh.]

:hmph: I have more class, I don't like bottles either :smug:

I thought that said glass. :fan:

[LukeB]

I thought that said glass. :fan:

:fist:

[Jake.]

Did you copy and paste that from your cv???

jk

oop

[Daniel.]

Did you copy and paste that from your cv???

jk

I don't have one yet, but when I do they will be my three top things.

[Glenn.]

Me and Jay in Cameo the other night

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTD6v24jia_2z8yDuLgMzjE2U5OKcXQf czir96O_PguuQXTzAaKkg

Omg I get this :amazed:

Cameo :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Have you been to Cameo in Bournemouth?

[Glenn.]

Have you been to Cameo in Bournemouth?

Yes :lovedup:

[Daniel.]

I love it, go there most weekends :love:

[Jake.]

I'm going for leaving drinks tomorrow how exciting

[Glenn.]

I love it, go there most weekends :love:

I went to Bournemouth for a stag weekend last year. It was amazing :love:

[Jay.]

Glenn... you actually LIKED Bournemouth?!?! :suspect:

[Daniel.]

I went to Bournemouth for a stag weekend last year. It was amazing :love:

I love it too :amazed:

[Glenn.]

I loved it.

You have to understand I'm from the Isle of Sheppey. We have one nightclub on the island called Tantra. It is ****.

I had such an amazing time in bournemouth last year.

[Daniel.]

Glenn... you actually LIKED Bournemouth?!?! :suspect:

We have good nightlife, plenty of shops and a beach, what's not to like?

[Jay.]

I hate it tbh :(

[Glenn.]

We went to the Brasshouse too. That was a great night. And the drink was really cheap too :love:

[Daniel.]

I have never been to The Brasshouse

[Jay.]

I want a fitbit and tibb keeps advertising them :fist:

[Jake.]

ya'll need to try maidstone

[Glenn.]

Maidstone is a good night out

[Jake.]

I'm going on Saturday

[Glenn.]

I haven't been to Maidstone since 2011 :worry:

[Daniel.]

Hi

[Udanax]

hi

[Liam-]

Hello

[Daniel.]

How are you all?

[Marsh.]

Hi

[Daniel.]

Bye

[Liam-]

Bi

[Jay.]

so I changed the normal coloured fairy lights in my room to clear white and it's so relaxing it is genuinely giving me eye strain welp

cost me £20 cry

[Daniel.]

Iconic

[Liam-]

I had red lights in my room, it looks so eerie/romantic with just them on :flutter:

[Daniel.]

I have no lights in my room, just a lamp and a TV and a bookshelf and 2 5S0S posters

[Udanax]

Uh.. :worry:

[Daniel.]

I was talking Christmas Lights

[Jay.]

it used to be so relaxing but now its ****

going to have to exchange them :worry:

[Udanax]

oh lol

[Jay.]

oh these aren't Christmas light, I've had them since February :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Valentines Day Lights?

[Cal.]

lol

[Marsh.]

I had red lights in my room, it looks so eerie/romantic with just them on :flutter:

Amsterdam teas

[Marsh.]

so I changed the normal coloured fairy lights in my room to clear white and it's so relaxing it is genuinely giving me eye strain welp

cost me £20 cry

How can they be relaxing if they're giving you eyestrain?

[Daniel.]

Is Lockie gay?

[Daniel.]

@ Cal

[Cal.]

Bisexual

[Daniel.]

Ooh

[Marsh.]

Bisexual

Greedy.

[Daniel.]

You know when you really want to to text someone but worry if your annoying them

[Cal.]

Yeah, not very likely that a guy could fall for his wife's male cousin as well as be madly in love with her but it's probably the most realistic story in Hollyoaks at the moment.

[Cal.]

Greedy.

LukeBola teas

[Jake.]

You know when you really want to to text someone but worry if your annoying them

I think Jay's used to it by now

[Marsh.]

You know when you really want to to text someone but worry if your annoying them

Don't worry hun. I'll text back.

[Daniel.]

I think Jay's used to it by now

It's certainly not him :fan:

[Daniel.]

Don't worry hun. I'll text back.

I feel good now

[Udanax]

oh

[Daniel.]

:judy:

[Marsh.]

:sienna:

[Daniel.]

:lesleybrain:

[Cal.]

:sinead:

[Daniel.]

:shievonne:

[Jay.]

How can they be relaxing if they're giving you eyestrain?

they used to be warm white but now its clear white. its not relaxing any more :bawling:

[Jay.]

I think Jay's used to it by now

:joker::joker::joker:

[Daniel.]

I need to stop taking selfies

[Udanax]

:X

[Daniel.]

lol

[Udanax]

lol

[Marsh.]

plop

[Jake.]

how many of those have you had su

[Marsh.]

?

[Marsh.]

Ooooohhh, Nighty Night.

[Daniel.]

flop

[Daniel.]

I miss college, I need to do something now I have been kicked off my third GCSE Maths couse.

[Marsh.]

Why kicked off?

[Udanax]

Iconic

[Cal.]

I need ideas for tasks that can be done on TiBB tbh

[Marsh.]

I need ideas for tasks that can be done on TiBB tbh

Trolling?

[Cal.]

Trolling?

For I'm A TiBB Member

I was lazy last time and every task was just 'design and it'll be judged by a special judge' like wut

[Daniel.]

Why kicked off?

I'm just terrible at Mathematics, I wasn't making any progression so they kicked me off. It's the one thing stopping me from getting into University.

[Udanax]

weave-snatching

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

pleasure dot loathing dot huey dot newton

[LukeB]

I miss college, I need to do something now I have been kicked off my third GCSE Maths couse.

Make a Cv and look for a job

[Braden]

Does anyone else live for the woman who says "fast and furious sex" on the Netflix ad?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no bc i am still only all about the girl from the cadbury crispello ad

tt_pOjR9ruQ

[Jay.]

Does anyone else live for the woman who says "fast and furious sex" on the Netflix ad?

You mean the Amazon one?! omg YES :joker:

[Braden]

Yeah, I think I assumed Netflix for some reason.

She gives me life every time it comes on and she starts chuckling at the end. :joker:

[Udanax]

I love that ad. :joker:

[Jay.]

not as much as the old woman who's sat there watching it with her dog or something?! :laugh:

[Glenn.]

no bc i am still only all about the girl from the cadbury crispello ad

tt_pOjR9ruQ

:love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i just watched the eric garner video i actually feel ill

[Udanax]

Same :( It's sickening.

[Daniel.]

Some people are just disgusting.

[Cal.]

It's legit so upsetting:(

[Cal.]

***************************

its friday tomorrow

im legit so happy

[Daniel.]

Get people on

[Udanax]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/49b6bed6048ae9098b13fd9640710095/tumblr_ng166n7GRS1r3zexno1_500.jpg

so righteous

[Daniel.]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/49b6bed6048ae9098b13fd9640710095/tumblr_ng166n7GRS1r3zexno1_500.jpg

so righteous

:clap2:

[Daniel.]

Udanax go on Plug

[Marsh.]

Get people on

Get people off

[Daniel.]

Marsh come on darling

[Liam-]

Who's darling?

[Marsh.]

On my way honey.

[Daniel.]

Liam come on and get over ypur phobia

[Udanax]

ok

[Daniel.]

Waiting

[Liam-]

I haven't got a phobia of plug

[Marsh.]

I haven't got a phobia of plug

:fan: :elephant: :fan:

[Liam-]

:fan: :elephant: :fan:

That godforsaken elephant.

[Marsh.]

Are you fatshaming? :fist:

[Marsh.]

I never even used it until I was accused of it. :unsure:

[Marsh.]

I'm going to have a whole zoo of smileys. :smug:

[Liam-]

Get me an otter and you'll be forgiven for using the elephant :hmph:

[LukeB]

I'm going to have a whole zoo of smileys. :smug:

how many zoo smileys do you know :laugh:

[Jay.]

noel cum on plug dewd

[Marsh.]

how many zoo smileys do you know :laugh:

I have a few animals. :hmph:

[Liam-]

I have a few animals. :hmph:

We don't need to know about your sex life, tell us about your smileys :fist:

[Liam-]

noel cum on plug dewd

Lord Edmonds doesn't socialise

[Jay.]

Lord Edmonds doesn't socialise

but what will we do without you?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/04/27/noel.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://hypetrak.com/images/2013/01/the-hood-internet-pyramidspeak-purity-ring-x-frank-ocean-1.jpg

:flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who keeps deleting posts

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my new set tho

[Marsh.]

I don't see Rose. :unsure:

[Daniel.]

Get on Plug

[Marsh.]

I got bored of deciphering bad Portuguese.

[Jay.]

my new set tho

who are they?

don't mean that in a horrible way, like if their singers they look like they may be good like legit interested in who they are

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who are they?

don't mean that in a horrible way, like if their singers they look like they may be good like legit interested in who they are

the iconic purity ring

VvrCEsazZ5M

[Marsh.]

It's turned into an Imelda May night! :dance:

[Daniel.]

Welp

[Cal.]

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u453/callumjames14/ezgif.com-resize_zps1olhlr11.gif

[Marsh.]

http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article6124248.ece/alternates/w620/imelda-may-salute.jpeg

[Daniel.]

Why have you left Plug Marsh

[Cal.]

ITs FRIDAY OMG:dance:

[Marsh.]

Why have you left Plug Marsh

:laugh:

I got bored of deciphering bad Portuguese.

[Daniel.]

It was their brother lol

[Daniel.]

Scott go on Plug DJ

[Marsh.]

Whose brother?

[T*]

http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article6124248.ece/alternates/w620/imelda-may-salute.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/Mqnmwd2.jpg?1

[Marsh.]

Go back to Japan Tom. :idc:

[T*]

Go back to Japan Tom. :idc:

I would if I could x